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00:06I now pronounce you not husband and wife.
00:08I fucking love you.
00:09I fucking love you.
00:10I think we need a safe word.
00:12Janet Reno!
00:13Janet Reno!
00:15New year, new us.
00:16We can renew our vows.
00:18Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
00:22From bang to boom.
00:25How long until you can fix me?
00:27I don't recognize you.
00:29Saddens me that a daughter would accuse her own mother.
00:33She is lying about the lying.
00:35Les, promise me a minute.
00:36I'll give you 20.
00:37What's the stop nails exposing me?
00:39You're tiny?
00:40Your dad and I are working through some issues.
00:43I've miniaturized you on purpose.
00:46You're dead.
00:49I did it!
00:51I run this lab now.
00:52Are you going to let me in?
00:53This is life or death, Martin.
00:54Magoo could eat her.
00:55Why marry a man?
01:24That's it!
01:25Richie, that's it!
01:26Play dead!
01:26Play dead!
01:27I might play.
01:28Hey, Magoo.
01:30Huh?
01:32Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
01:35Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
01:38Who's my fluffy, wuffy boy?
01:41Do I punch it in the nose first, or is that just sharks?
01:45Fuck it.
01:59It was you or me, Fuzzfuck.
02:13You risked your life for me.
02:15No other soul on earth has done that except for my mother during childbirth.
02:19I was a breach, but you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose, which was unexpected, and I mean
02:29that as a compliment.
02:31I owe you my life.
02:34You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
02:37And I would happily do so over again.
02:39Why?
02:41Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare, for I will continue
02:47to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
02:51Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern?
02:57Can we just call it even?
03:00Even, Stephen.
03:01I do have one more thing.
03:03Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
03:06Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
03:10What do you know about TikTok?
03:16Lindy!
03:17Lindy!
03:19Lindy?
03:21Magoo?
03:22Oh.
03:26Oh, she's good.
03:29She's very good.
03:31Lindy?
03:32Lindy, let's talk.
03:35No tricks.
03:36You have my word.
03:41Ow.
03:43Oh.
03:47At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
03:49Okay, no sudden moves.
03:51Nothing up my sleeves.
03:53For real this time.
03:56So talk!
03:58Could you lower the bow?
04:02Okay, I came here to apologize, but I'm not going to.
04:07Because I have something better than just words.
04:10Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
04:12I can make you big again.
04:16You said that, and then you tried to kill me!
04:19Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
04:22I did it, Lindy.
04:24I really did it.
04:25I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
04:28Lindy, I can.
04:29And I will.
04:30I promise.
04:32Fine.
04:34Do it.
04:35Make me big again.
04:36Let's end this.
04:36Oh, look.
04:37I'm so happy to hear you say this, but, um, there's a small problem.
04:41Do I need to raise my bow?
04:42No.
04:42No, but I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe
04:52the service, because Hilton is selling my tech to the military, and he's packing up
04:57the lab, and everything will be gone by morning, and I will be arrested if I set foot in the
05:01building, and only a person of your size can access the chemical freezer, which is going
05:05to be dangerous, but I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities,
05:09and thereby our mission will inevitably be a rousing success, and you will be big again,
05:13and we can return to our normal lives.
05:27What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
05:30Wear it as my wife?
05:33I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world, and I lost sight of the one person who
05:39never
05:39needed proof, you, you, Lindy, you are my forever person, so what do you say?
05:49Please say yes.
05:54Fine.
05:56I will do it.
05:57I have to.
05:59But then Les?
06:02This?
06:02You and me?
06:04We're over.
06:05No.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08No.
06:08Oh, after all this?
06:10Because of all this.
06:12Why?
06:13Why?
06:13What?
06:15Les, uh, it's been a journey.
06:17It was an accident, then I did it on purpose.
06:20I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30-day deadline.
06:26Then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, too.
06:29I will make you big again, but you have to do all the illegal, dangerous work.
06:33And then, the big sell, we can go back to our normal fucking lives.
06:40Please hear me when I say, fuck you!
06:44I am done.
06:46We are done.
06:48It's over.
06:49No, I reject this.
06:50I love you.
06:51It's been bumpy, but, but, but it'll be different.
06:54No, it won't.
06:55We bring out the worst in each other.
06:59Can't you see that?
07:00I understand that, I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
07:05No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
07:09I already know what happened.
07:11We make a great team, remember?
07:12Please don't say it's over.
07:18Les, we had a good run.
07:21Too much has happened.
07:23Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
07:30Please.
07:40I wanted to give you your privacy.
07:43I just, I didn't know where to go.
07:45My heart is breaking.
07:47I mean, I think we've all come so far.
07:51Mary, mother of Christ.
07:55He told me I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
08:00Hi, Martin.
08:02Hi, Martin.
08:03Richard!
08:04He did that to himself.
08:06I did.
08:06I told her about the small problem.
08:10And?
08:11She's in.
08:12Oh.
08:13She's also out.
08:16I don't understand what that means.
08:18It, just, what's the fucking plan?
08:21That's what it means.
08:24Everybody, here are my thoughts.
08:26Operation Restoration is underway.
08:28This is the plan.
08:32Martin, Bagman, will deliver our secret weapon.
08:35Secret weapon?
08:36It's me.
08:37Me, Richie.
08:44Relax.
08:45It's pizza.
08:48Emotes.
08:51Me.
08:53Who ordered this?
08:55Oh, oh, oh.
08:57We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
09:00Richard Operations will send an invitation.
09:03I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
09:07Okay, Martin.
09:09Don't panic.
09:09Keep it together.
09:10She's scary.
09:11She's terrifying.
09:13Sir.
09:14Who?
09:15Who?
09:17Janet!
09:18Me.
09:19I, um, I did.
09:30Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
09:34Janet.
09:36Why are you still here?
09:38Um.
09:38You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
09:41Uh-huh.
09:42Um.
09:43Damn it, Janet.
09:44Why?
09:44Just lie.
09:45Let's be kind.
09:46Um.
09:46I was hungry.
09:48I was just finishing up.
09:51No, I, no, I choked.
09:53It's okay.
09:53You did damn it.
09:54Getting back to it.
09:56Smells delicious.
09:58Pepperoni?
09:59Um.
10:00Yes?
10:01St. Louis style.
10:03Cracker thin.
10:04Square cut.
10:06Prevail cheese.
10:08Weird yet scrumptious.
10:12It's very specific.
10:13May I?
10:14Um.
10:15Y-y-y-you may?
10:17Pepper.
10:20Oh, God.
10:21Lindy, hide.
10:23Liz, where are you?
10:24Under.
10:25I'm serious.
10:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
10:28Fuck.
10:28I thought.
10:29I thought.
10:44I thought.
10:45I want to.
10:52Enjoy.
10:57Secret weapon in.
10:59Secret weapon in.
11:01Greasy fucking hot.
11:03Jesus!
11:11Lindy, secret weapon, will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration formula.
11:23Wow, it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little John.
11:26Sorry to stare, it's just...
11:28Yeah, I'm a marvel.
11:30I know, Janet.
11:30So, this is the chemical freezer?
11:32Just there.
11:33Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
11:35My legacy will remain mine.
11:37I'm on it.
11:40Your ego is going to kill me.
11:41No, my ego is going to save me.
11:43I am going to save me.
11:45There is no I, Lindy and T.
11:46There is the way I spell it.
11:48Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
11:51Temporarily.
11:51Absolutely.
11:52Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
11:55The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
11:57Coup de grace.
11:58Martin, wheel man, will drive a getaway car and we're home free.
12:01Operation restoration complete.
12:04Thoughts complete.
12:06Okay, can we stay on task?
12:07Oh, no one wants this done more than me.
12:09Yes.
12:09Lindy, message received.
12:11I know.
12:18What?
12:26I'm in.
12:27Okay, great.
12:29Third shelf from the bottom.
12:30File RF-19er alpha and beta.
12:34Okay, hold on.
12:35What?
12:36What's happening?
12:36Are you okay?
12:36Yeah, I'm fine.
12:37I'm just putting on my gear so I don't die of hypothermia in here.
12:41Oh, God.
12:42Okay, good, good.
12:43But maybe a hurry.
12:45Tick tock.
12:46No kidding.
12:47If Hilton finds you.
12:48I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
12:50I am the stakes.
12:51If I may offer counsel.
12:53By way of Dr. Carmichael's words of wisdom.
12:56Reflect before you respond.
12:58To avoid regret.
13:00Fuck that bitch.
13:02We're done with her limericks.
13:03On that, we agree.
13:05I don't mean to.
13:06Shut the fuck up, Richard.
13:07Okay.
13:11Attention, attention.
13:13Hotel, party in four.
13:14Please make your way to gate 23.
13:16Hotel, party in four.
13:18Please make your way to gate 23.
13:20What?
13:24It's like a little close.
13:25The fuck?
13:26Maybe edit this part out.
13:26Okay.
13:27Will do.
13:29And...
13:29Turn it up.
13:31Hi.
13:32Hello.
13:32My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
13:35You may know me from the controversies surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short story
13:39Untitled On Purpose.
13:41And I want to come clean.
13:45I did not write that story.
13:47Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
13:51My insecurity and, frankly, lack of self-worth led me to take credit when, in fact, it was
13:57written by my student, Jackie Baldwin.
13:59So my daughter, Lulu, was telling the truth.
14:02So if you're going to come for anyone, you come for me.
14:06Hashtag, fuck you, bring it.
14:08And finally, I am rescinding my own Pulitzer.
14:11Yeah, just before the board can take it back, I, I, you know what?
14:17Maybe I'll win another one someday.
14:19Oh, love the positivity.
14:21Uh, yeah, that's it.
14:25Good for you, tiny mom.
14:27Good for you, tiny mom.
14:57Okay, I'm here.
14:58Third cell from the bottom.
15:00Okay, you're looking for Romeo Foxtrot-19er?
15:03Yeah, I got it.
15:04Colonel Colon.
15:05Too soon.
15:06That's too soon and disrespectful.
15:08I'm just trying to be-
15:08Annoying?
15:15There's nothing here.
15:16Yeah.
15:16See?
15:17You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening.
15:19And Precision is going to tank this mission.
15:21Romeo Foxtrot-19 Alpha Beta.
15:23Not fucking here.
15:25Fuck.
15:25It has to be there.
15:26They are not.
15:27Okay, Romeo Foxtrot-19er Alpha.
15:30You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers, but the precise vials are not here.
15:36Lindy, there is no Operation Restoration without those vials, okay?
15:40The plan will not work.
15:42What do you mean it won't work?
15:44Fuck.
15:47Less?
15:48Oh, dear mama.
15:49Um.
15:50Look, it has got to work.
15:52I do not want to be small forever.
15:53I am not going to die tiny.
15:55There has to be a way.
15:56You are a little genius.
15:57Remember?
15:58So go inside the workshop of your mind and think.
16:09It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
16:17Everyone, hear my thoughts.
16:18Operation Restoration is still underway.
16:20This is the revised plan.
16:23I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula, but I would need access to the building
16:28and to the, um, chemical freezer.
16:30Lindy, secret weapon.
16:31You will push the door release button inside the freezer, which is located at the base of
16:36the door.
16:36Check.
16:37Janet, inside man, is going to get me into the building via the service entrance.
16:42Janet.
16:43Janet, do you copy?
16:45Um.
16:46Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers, but the password isn't working.
16:50Hilton and Vivian, they have access to the servers.
16:53They have access to the formula.
16:55Yeah.
16:55Awesome.
16:56We might have a bigger problem.
16:59Bigger?
17:00Um, what, Janet?
17:02Spit it out.
17:03Janet, be specific.
17:04Specifically, Hilton has shrunk an entire military convoy.
17:07Tiny tanks, tiny missiles, tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
17:11General, fuck things.
17:13If Hilton has the missing files, then tiny tanks become big tanks.
17:17Tiny missiles become big.
17:18Yes, Janet.
17:19I know.
17:20Less.
17:20I don't, don't, don't say it.
17:22I fucked it.
17:23But I can un-fuck it.
17:25You were right.
17:26I don't want to be right about this, Liz.
17:29I kind of like being right.
17:29Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this.
17:32Can we get back to the un-fuck it part, please?
17:35Everyone, here are my thoughts.
17:37Here's the new revised plan.
17:41We're going to blow up the lab.
17:44Um.
17:45We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
17:48Jesus crickets.
17:49What?
17:50What?
17:50What the?
17:51Are you...
17:53Blow up the lab?
17:54How can you even do that?
17:56Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
17:59It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
18:01No, no, that's not...
18:05My legacy remains mine, you said.
18:08Yeah, well...
18:10I mean...
18:14Fuck it.
18:16Fuck it?
18:17Yeah.
18:18It's not worth it.
18:19You big first.
18:21Blow up the building second.
18:22My prize.
18:24TBD.
18:26I've proven to myself I can do it.
18:29That's enough.
18:30Last.
18:31Are you sure?
18:33Through the extremist of circumstances, Carmichael's limericks and my priority...
18:37Wait, is someone crying?
18:40No.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay, Richard, we need to move fast.
18:43Janet, inside man.
18:45Abort the service.
18:46And focus on the thermal storage tank.
18:49And crank the valves to high and that'll give us what?
18:52Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
18:54Um, you want me to blow up the building?
18:57Yes.
18:58Turn up the valves, release the pressure lock and get out, Janet.
19:01What about letting you in?
19:03Do the tank and go.
19:04And Lindy's secret weapon, make your way to the lobby.
19:06And buzz me in through the service entrance via the security desk.
19:09The desk with the security guards.
19:11Yes, leave it to me.
19:12I can distract the security guards.
19:14See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer.
19:17As a, this is a long story, as a young Richard...
19:20Richard, Richie!
19:21Richard!
19:22Richard, good God!
19:24Stand by for fire alarms.
19:28Evens.
19:30Fine arms.
19:40The tank is cranked.
19:42T minus 30 minutes.
19:45Um, um, holy crow.
19:49Janet?
19:50Uh, yes, Richard.
19:51I think I like you, and I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
19:55Aw, Richie!
19:57Richard!
19:58I have no words!
20:00Neither do I!
20:03General H. Baum's payment clear?
20:05General Henderson's payment has been verified.
20:07Yes.
20:08Fuck yeah!
20:09I love having Mommy's full attention again.
20:12We discussed this.
20:13No more Mommy.
20:14But?
20:15None.
20:16Fine.
20:17Guess where I am.
20:19I despise this game.
20:21Guess.
20:21No.
20:22Guess.
20:22No.
20:23Guess!
20:25I'm done.
20:26What?
20:27With the game?
20:29In a way.
20:32Wait, what the fuck?
20:47Wait.
20:51Janet Colgate.
20:53Physicist.
20:55Feminist.
20:56Celiac.
20:57You're on Instagram?
21:00Emo's Pizza is not gluten-free certified.
21:11Ah!
21:12Yeah, I'm here.
21:14So I'm guessing this is Green Button.
21:17Good guess.
21:18I'm in.
21:20I'm in.
21:24You're on Instagram.
21:28Good guess.
21:36Yes!
21:40Water.
21:45what
21:50fuck
21:55let's go
21:56wait what what's gone
21:58the equation my equation
22:00for the formula yeah but you remember it
22:02right
22:05we're right
22:07yes
22:08oh jesus okay you wrote it
22:11on the bedroom wall right oh holy shit
22:13yes i did yes i did uh richard
22:14you need to get upstairs right now copy that
22:21i shall bring out
22:22my force to bear
22:25you again
22:28it's me
22:29richard yeah from the fucking lab what the
22:30fuck long long story
22:32and i happily oh ew
22:34did you and my mom like bang tiny
22:37huh no i pride myself
22:39on being a gentleman is that lulu
22:40lulu did she say bang
22:43yeah who are you talking to
22:45that's the smash and grab team
22:46your parents martin and janet
22:48what
22:49lulu why are you home
22:50sorry i missed that
22:52richard you assured me that this connection would be strong
22:54it is
22:55it is
22:58we'll talk
23:00later
23:00lulu i need you to be my legs arms and eyes
23:04whatever okay this is so fucked tiny richard
23:08yeah it is
23:15is this a moat
23:17oh my god my parents went completely insane they were trying to kill each other
23:22what richard oh my god it's gonna be fine i think it is gonna be fine it's fine and
23:27richard don't be so theatric
23:28it's fine so lulu what i need you to do i need you to text me a photo of the
23:32equation
23:33on the wall across from the foot of the island bed
23:37you mean like get in the water
23:38there's power strips and lights hanging above it
23:41it's safe
23:42and it's very important because i need to make mom big again and save the world
23:45it's all order
23:47nice pot
23:48she should be wearing waders
23:49no no no just be careful and and be quick
23:52be very quick
23:53hey wait are you sure
23:55left
23:55she'll be fine
23:58daughter found electrocuted in parents bedroom moat
24:02not funny
24:14fuck
24:15fuck
24:16fuck
24:17fuck
24:17are you worried about the last line
24:19fuck
24:20no no
24:21no of course not
24:22you said fuck
24:23we can hear you
24:25can you help him tiny richard
24:27physicist
24:27sadly i was absent that day
24:29uh no
24:30i'm not worried at all
24:33because i remember it
24:35and uh yeah you did great lulu
24:38just get out of the water now
24:47you are brilliant
24:49your mind is strong
24:52you got this
24:55it's in your brain
24:57so just let it
24:59fall into your hands
25:03their miniature wife will not
25:05explode
25:06and die
25:07explode and die
25:08ah no i'm not
25:10it's not i'm kidding
25:11everyone is listening i'm kidding
25:13uh smash and grab team
25:15vivian's on the move
25:16take your weapon out
25:19oh shit
25:26less
25:28oh
25:29less
25:31of course
25:32he's in the building
25:34sneaky sneaky
25:36not so sneaky
25:38he mentioned
25:40he mentioned
25:40you were having
25:41marital issues
25:42fuck off
25:43it's nice to meet you too
25:44mrs little john
25:46i look forward
25:47to adding you
25:48to my
25:49collection
25:50yeah nice to meet you too
25:52scary giant bitch
25:54name calling
25:56is impolite
25:58tiny
25:59toxic
26:00tart
26:07t-minus
26:08maybe
26:09ten minutes
26:10before the alarms
26:11go off
26:11okay martin
26:12wheelman
26:13you're up
26:14prepare for the great escape
26:16i think the getaway
26:17would be a better reference
26:18richard
26:18operations
26:19shut it
26:26i choked again
26:28empty battery
26:31ah
26:31whoa
26:32i'm the new wheelman
26:34tiny richard
26:35do you have a driver's license
26:37almost
26:51attention
26:52thermal energy tank breach
26:55evacuate
26:56building
26:56immediately
26:57repeat
26:58immediately
27:06attention
27:06evacuate
27:07building
27:08immediately
27:11oh i don't think i can
27:13test these on her first
27:14we can hear you
27:16we can still hear you
27:16oh i'm kidding
27:18i'm just kidding
27:19of course i can
27:20lindy
27:22lindy
27:22lindy
27:23lindy come in lindy
27:25anyone got eyes or ears on lindy
27:27mom
27:27hello
27:28mrs littlejohn
27:29hello
27:30okay i'm heading out
27:33attention
27:34evacuate
27:35building
27:35immediately
27:43lindy
27:44lindy
27:50lindy
27:51ow
27:52ow
27:52ow
27:52ow
27:53ow
27:54ow
27:54ow
27:54ow
27:55oh no
27:55oh no
27:56oh no
27:57oh
27:58that's company property
28:03you checked all my boxes
28:05until you didn't
28:08your ego
28:09is untenable
28:21down
28:22down goes giant toxic tart
28:30let me guess
28:31let me guess
28:35only a person my size can uh
28:39unfortunately it's
28:40tick tock
28:41tick tock
28:42right
28:45i believe in you
28:48wait what
28:49less
28:51i
28:54here i am alone
28:56here i am alone
28:57again
29:00well
29:03you gotta do it
29:04i mean you must you must you must you gotta get down there you gotta get the fucking files
29:08and he he dropped and now i have to oh i'm the only person in the world this size who
29:14can so
29:15not anymore
29:27you're tiny
29:29me
29:31a grand gesture
29:34colin holy fuck
29:36new year new fucking us
29:37ah
29:40let's do it together
29:46adiki
29:47hi
29:48me too
29:48attention
29:50thermal energy tank reach
29:53evacuate building immediately
29:55repeat immediately
29:57immediately
29:57um
30:04are we crazy
30:07fuck it
30:08fuck it
30:11fuck it
30:13oh
30:15shit
30:16no
30:17no
30:18no
30:20no
30:20no
30:39No, no.
30:41Vivian?
30:42Vivian?
30:43What are they?
31:10Mom, Dad.
31:34Dad, you're tiny, too?
31:36You do not have a license.
31:38What?
31:39Are you going to, like, tiny ground me?
31:43Fuck it.
31:44Drive.
31:44Let's go.
31:44Let's go.
31:45Let's go.
31:47Jesus.
31:48Jesus, Grimmers, lass!
31:49Oh, Dr. Littlejohn!
31:51I did it myself.
31:51I did that one, though.
31:59So this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
32:04What a ride.
32:06What a ride.
32:07Ride's not quite over yet.
32:08One last step.
32:09One last step for me.
32:12So there's an infinitesimally small, uh, chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
32:21What?
32:22Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
32:24Yes!
32:25Yeah, I'm very, I'm very confident.
32:27But what are you saying?
32:28Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we...
32:31No, no, no, not we.
32:32Me.
32:32Me.
32:33I'm going to test the formula myself first.
32:36No!
32:37No, I don't want you to...
32:39I won't.
32:40I won't.
32:40And we won't.
32:41You won't.
32:42It's...
32:43Lindy, you're the love of my life.
32:47Are you saying goodbye?
32:48Is this a goodbye?
32:50Because you think that we're going to...
32:51That you're going to...
32:52The truth is, I don't know.
32:54I don't know if it'll work.
32:56I believe it will.
32:58But I don't know.
33:00And, uh, I owe you the truth.
33:04It's not...
33:05It's not goodbye.
33:06It's just in case.
33:08Just in case.
33:10You explode.
33:12Dad's exploding?
33:14No!
33:15No, no, no, honey, no.
33:17But you just said...
33:18Infinitesimally small, I said.
33:20Just in case, you said.
33:23Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever?
33:27I can take care of you.
33:29Oh, honey.
33:32We love you for saying that.
33:34But that's...
33:35That's...
33:35That's very unrealistic.
33:37We're worried about unrealistic now?
33:40Dad!
33:40Your mom is right, okay?
33:42We're not pets.
33:43We're parents.
33:45And we're focusing on the one in a million negative results.
33:48Your father's right.
33:49And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
33:52And his memory.
33:54Which is good.
33:56Pretty good?
34:03I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
34:07So when I get to full size,
34:10start the three-minute countdown and wait outside.
34:13And if I get to three...
34:15When I get to three minutes,
34:17I will have reached limitless stabilization.
34:20And then we can all go to Mandy's and enjoy milkshakes together.
34:25Okay?
34:27Okay?
34:28Sure.
34:31Okay.
34:33Two drops.
34:34Like you learned in your science classes.
34:37Right.
34:38My science classes.
34:41Tiny dad?
34:43I dropped out of school.
34:44I'm going to community college.
34:46Wait, what?
34:59Start the timer.
35:01You dropped out of school?
35:03Uh, we can talk about it at Mandy's.
35:06Did you know about this?
35:06We'll talk about it in three minutes.
35:09Lindy, I...
35:10Hey, tell me in three minutes.
35:17You told your dad.
35:19That was a tactical info dump.
35:22I see what you did there.
35:23Yeah, um...
35:24He needed a distraction.
35:27That was kind of you.
35:29Like your TikTok.
35:32Yeah?
35:35Yeah.
35:41How you doing in there?
35:43Yeah.
35:46Yeah, doing good.
35:48All good.
35:51Love you both.
36:03Go get a pen.
36:05Go get a pen.
36:06Go get a pen.
36:17Go get a pen.
36:19Go get a pen.
36:20Go get a pen.
36:21Go get a pen.
36:22Go get a pen.
36:22Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:24Go get a pen.
36:26Go get a pen.
36:29Go get a pen.
36:29Go get a pen.
36:33Go get a pen.
36:36Hi.
36:38Hi.
36:54That's three minutes, Dad!
37:03Dad?
37:06Lad!
37:22Limitless stabilization?
37:42Hi.
37:45Hi.
37:55Nice use of the safe word.
37:57Well, if there was ever a time.
38:07So, hi, hi.
38:09Okay.
38:10Everyone's still waiting in my room.
38:12So, are we gonna restore Tiny Richard?
38:15Or is he less annoying Tiny?
38:17He's kind of annoying big or small.
38:19But he is a good scientist.
38:21Yes, we know.
38:22Speaking of...
38:25Yeah.
38:26Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy.
38:31I know that you don't totally mean that.
38:33But thank you, restored Dad.
38:39I don't wanna know.
38:41I'll let him out after.
38:44Okay.
38:51How do we...
38:53End up here.
38:54Look at our...
38:56Our house.
38:58I want...
39:00Our marriage...
39:01To work.
39:03Our new...
39:04Revised version of marriage.
39:10I do too.
39:13My ego...
39:14Has been revised.
39:16You will never be last again.
39:18And my accountability has been revised.
39:21I will...
39:21Never blame you.
39:23Again.
39:24Only me.
39:25And grand gestures?
39:26Oh, you have out-grand-gestured yourself.
39:29I think we both have.
39:34Let's do this thing.
39:36Let's do this thing.
39:37Let's do this thing.
39:39And my engagement ring?
39:41I'll dredge the moat.
39:50I, um...
39:52I had...
39:56I have this idea.
39:58It's kind of a big idea.
40:00Tiny...
40:01Big idea.
40:03I feel like I have to write it.
40:06On my own.
40:07And I'm thinking that the...
40:10Working title...
40:12Might be...
40:16The miniature wife.
40:25Oh.
40:31Yeah.
40:33I love it.
40:35Yeah.
40:35Yeah.
40:38And I love you.
40:39And I love you.
40:43And I love you.
40:52I don't care if Monday's blue.
40:56Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too.
40:59Thursday, I don't care about you.
41:02It's Friday.
41:04I'm in love.
41:06Monday, you can fall apart.
41:10Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
41:13Oh, Thursday, doesn't even stop.
41:16It's Friday.
41:18I'm in love.
41:19Will you?
41:20Hold on.
41:21We've got messages.
41:21Oh man.
41:22Men.
41:23Messages.
41:23We'll send text.
41:25Please.
41:25And text.
41:26If they don't call us back, what else can we kill?
41:53I'm a journalist from Scientific American.
41:57And I have the most incredible story to tell.
42:04Oh, my.
42:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
42:27I have the most powerful surprise to see your shoes and your spirit strides.
42:34Don't write your frown, just smile at the sound.
42:37Seek as a sheep spinning round and round.
42:40Always take a big bite, it's such a gorgeous sight.
42:44To see you eating in a lover's night.
42:47You can never get involved in life with this cold.
42:51It's Friday, I'm in love
42:53I don't care if Monday's blue
42:57Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
43:00Thursday, I don't care about you
43:04It's Friday, I'm in love
43:08Monday, you can fall apart
43:11Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
43:14Thursday doesn't even start
43:18It's Friday, I'm in love
43:46It's Friday, I'm in love
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