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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29no no no
03:33no
03:34I'm opening up the dollhouse
04:00There you are
04:04You're okay
04:07I am NOT
04:11OKAY
04:17Can you hear me? I am NOT OKAY
04:26I am NOT OKAY
04:28It works! I can hear you
04:31You're too loud
04:32Sorry
04:34Well now I can't hear you
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud
04:38Now?
04:40Softer
04:41Better
04:42Better
04:43I hate this fucking thing
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine
05:00God, I think we got it
05:03Hi
05:05What the fuck Les?
05:07I heard that too
05:08Loud and clear
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry
05:11It was an accident
05:12And I can't believe it even happened
05:15I
05:16But you're incredible
05:18I mean
05:18You're beautiful
05:24Are you smiling right now?
05:28Are you smiling right now?
05:50You're gonna make everybody tiny
05:53So they don't eat more
05:55I don't
05:55Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Explain it to me
06:01Well, um
06:03It's called cellular reduction
06:05And it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables
06:11And that's how I plan to solve world hunger
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again! Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh right, well, I just reversed the process
06:23That's the restoration part
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise
06:35Meet me in the dining room
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance
06:49Um
06:49I'm not
06:51Make me big again, now
06:53Heard that, loud and clear
06:54Um, the thing is
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can
07:00And I will
07:01Um, the thing is
07:02That it's just
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day
07:05Uh, or two
07:06Tops
07:07But
07:08You'll be fine
07:09Everything's gonna be okay
07:10You're healthy
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you, you're not gonna die, tiny
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse
07:21Because it's, it's almost exactly the same as our house house
07:24Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs
07:31And, I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home
07:36Your clothes
07:38From your closet
07:40Um, and uh, this curling thing
07:47And your hairbrush, uh, cold cream, looked important
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing
07:59Um, the toilet
08:00Uh, it works
08:01I figured it out
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet
08:04Downstairs, ever
08:06You will be restored to regular size
08:08Uh, I, I promise
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy
08:11I am so close
08:12Truly
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfucker!
08:24Hey
08:25Calm, calm down
08:27Calm fucking down
08:51Hey Lindy
08:55I'm gonna need a minute
08:58I don't wanna be little
09:04He's been away
09:12He's been away
09:14Thank you
09:17You can, you can refilm the ladies' cup too
09:22She's on her way, Bob
09:24She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope, nope
09:28Cause we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic
09:44And
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:19Hey Martin
10:20Hey Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No, I've
10:34I've not heard from Wes
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't wanna keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so
11:27Sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:35But...
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait...
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:58They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17Never put it together
12:18You also said you didn't wanna know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no, Les!
12:28Take me with you, I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe, I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else beyond the accident
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God...
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I... I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:11Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my...
13:21Don't I?
13:37You're a sick ĂŁese
13:39No, I'm sorry
13:42But I will be sad
13:42You're inantiating
13:43No, I'm sorry
13:45You're inantiating
13:46You're inantiating
13:46I'm sorry
13:47You're inantiating
13:50I'm sorry
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:17I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas, sweetie.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:27Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:30Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it!
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick!
15:50Oh!
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:05Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So...
17:13This is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:29Huh?
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah.
20:53We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay, fine.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Go ahead.
21:18Thank you for defending me.
21:20I always will not.
21:22Always defend yourself.
21:23Go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:25Go ahead.
21:29Oh, no, put your hands on.
21:31No, no, no, no, no.
21:33Fuck.
21:34Fuck.
21:34Oh, fuck.
21:35Oh, fuck.
21:35Jesus, what?
21:37Waltz.
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:53Hey.
21:56We took the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Well, maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:23Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:45Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
22:53It was better so.
23:08It was February and we sent her Grandma's stone.
23:10I'd decided it was say,
23:10And then, she made the claim.
23:11It was about she fell down.
23:11She stayed well so up.
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:04magoo stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:17come here
24:22oh fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her
25:27name
25:27everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays yes richard she's at home
25:35writing she's keeping busy she's writing that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt
25:43inside i'm sorry to use profanity i'm upset
25:50i'll see you later
26:02less
26:03less
26:09that is a toy
26:14oh
26:15he left me
26:17right
26:19i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:29oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:38colon
26:41colon
26:42colonel
26:43colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:49fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07i can't put an actual number on it i don't know what what have you done what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said
27:24that you were close 30 days
27:28well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so now you have
27:3430 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly what does it was the small print say exactly
27:41says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works or the patent on our tech on
27:49my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56for fraud and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the the tech the lab the bob's
28:06gone
28:09but but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again because i
28:18i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is
28:26actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:30he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:34less
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:07hey i got you something for christmas
29:10oh i i i didn't get you anything oh it's okay
29:16like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows
29:25you like shakespeare bars guard well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down
29:34no i'm just tired yeah and i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's
29:44just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so thank you thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:13any room over here
30:25right okay
30:29oh that looks good
30:31okay
30:37oh come on
30:43okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:53guide
30:58oh
30:59a classic
31:00gamma
31:06volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13sex
31:13so
31:16we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:26less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:42or two
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress tensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06thoughts complete
32:09carl implement his thoughts
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
32:59and
33:12let's make history
33:16you
33:17our
33:17now
33:22you
33:23are
33:24know
33:25or
33:26you
33:26your
33:28and
33:28and
33:28Let's go.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you.
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:25Come on, come on, come on!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:58For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:13Ah!
39:26Wow wait
39:27How did he run for you?
39:29Oh man...
39:29Ah!
39:33Bye!
39:33Not lea shit!
39:34Ah!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21What the?
40:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:30Oh.
40:31Oh, oh.
40:39I'll save you!
41:04You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah, every moment of the world
42:17I'll talk to you all about
42:18I love you, too
42:18I love you, too
42:18I love you, too
42:24You
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