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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14when he
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't refuse out
03:20Oh, please!
03:22Oh, oh!
03:25Ah!
03:25Ah!
03:28Ah!
03:29Ah!
03:30Ah!
03:31Ah!
03:33Ah!
03:33OK, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44No!
03:45No!
03:46No I am!
03:47Ah!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:07I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:49Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine.
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that, too. Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry. It was an accident.
05:13And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.
05:15I-I-I...
05:17But you're incredible.
05:18I mean...
05:20You're beautiful!
05:21I-I-I-I...
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No! No, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I-I just... I...
05:33Just, like, wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize. You're my wife, and you're not an experimenter.
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus, oh my God. This is your job?
05:48This is how you're going to solve world hunger?
05:51You're going to make everybody tiny so they don't, what, eat more? I don't...
05:55Do you want me to answer that, or...?
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um, it's called cellular reduction, and it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables, and
06:12that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're going to make me big again! Jesus, I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right, well, I just reversed the process. That's the restoration part.
06:26Great! Restore me! Now, please!
06:31I can do that. Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise. Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not. Make me big again now!
06:53Heard that, loud and clear? Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can, and I will. Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But you'll be fine. Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy. Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die? Tiny?
07:15No, you're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs,
07:31and I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:35Your clothes. From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:44Um, and your hairbrush. Uh, cold cream looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee, and the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing, um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works. I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet downstairs, ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size, I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close, truly.
08:13Now it's so close, not a day or two, Tom?
08:20Less, you motherfuckers!
08:24Hey, calm, calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be little.
09:04He's been awake.
09:17You can, you can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31We got concrete plans.
09:37How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:03Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:08Oh, quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:16It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know, I was, I was going to head out of town, so.
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.
10:33No, I've, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:52Hmm.
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:34But, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you, either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:34I feel very small.
12:35And, like, something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else.
12:41Beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please.
12:48I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:20Oh, God.
13:57I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Oh, God.
14:02Really?
14:04Really?
14:04Okay.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas to me.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:46I don't mind.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh, my gosh.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06So incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas
16:20So I'm going to go to the lab to refuel
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26And you could maybe snort it
16:28I don't know
16:28Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean
16:40I know what you mean
16:43Better
16:46I did always love this couch
17:02When you're ready
17:04Ah, pour away
17:06Okay
17:10Don't be shy
17:12So, this is my, uh
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life
17:20How long again?
17:22A day
17:22Two at the most
17:24I'm so close
17:25So close
17:26Yeah
17:26Yeah
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean
17:36You're the first person to ever walk on it
18:07Six inch tall
18:08Uh, she's blonde
18:09She's blonde
18:09She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard
18:10That's a stretch
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde
18:14Les said that we could be twins
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind
18:18I'm sure he's just being kind
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup
18:20You know Hollywood
18:21I mean
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film
18:24Because it's sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother
18:35I adore Laura Dern
18:36But I question her judgment
18:38The book wasn't well received
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words
18:47Which you memorized and repeat constantly
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54Without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57As if I were the devil incarnate
18:58Walt
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesday
19:01That's not a stretch
19:03Mom
19:03It's fiction
19:05Carol didn't see a character
19:08Carol saw me
19:10And the me in your book is a monster
19:11It's a comedy
19:13It's a dark comedy
19:14A coming of age story
19:16About a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20By a monster of a mother character
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28Whose husband walked out one day without a word
19:31Walked out or was driven away
19:33Jim abandoned me
19:34No, he stopped being married to you
19:37He abandoned me
19:40Me too
19:41And he's still the hero
19:43I tried my best
19:46Walt
19:46If I may
19:47Walt
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane
19:53With a twist
19:54Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese
19:58Try it
20:05It's too rich
20:06But absolutely divine
20:08Just like you
20:15Walt
20:16Sorry
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow
20:19I hear it's dreadful
20:22Yes
20:22Yes
20:23No, I don't get the arch
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west
20:30I think it's great
20:31I can barely show my face
20:34Wine club Wednesdays
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas
20:38I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast
20:41I have to say hello
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes
20:50Yes, please
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet
20:53We'll be fine
20:54Oh, all right
20:55You're set to high volume
20:58Watch
20:58Watch, watch, watch
21:00Watch, watch
21:00What?
21:02Okay, fine
21:03Okay
21:03Okay
21:04Come on
21:05Come on
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Come on.
21:17Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:19You're defending me.
21:20You're always defending me.
21:22You're always defending me.
21:23Like, that's what I do.
21:25I'm not going to do that.
21:29Oh, now, put your hand down there again.
21:31No!
21:33Oh, fuck!
21:34Oh, fuck!
21:35jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with
21:42the light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
21:51trying to escape
21:58oh my god oh fuck okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:14hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make
22:21me walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:36it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's
22:53I don't know.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
23:53I'm coming in.
23:58Where are you?
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:18Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right.
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:28She's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
25:55I'll see you later.
26:26I'll see you later.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:36That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:52You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
26:56Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent
27:48on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really, actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
28:54Roof!
29:07Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:16I, I, I, I, I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with?
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Um, you, you seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm just tired now, and I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special, you know, and it's just,
29:45you know.
29:47Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah, thank you, Janet. This is a very thoughtful gift, so.
29:59Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right. Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, come on.
30:42Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Come on!
31:06Volume.
31:07Volume.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sachs.
31:15So.
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:07Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared
32:24over mu naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:43Complete.
32:43Complete.
32:43Complete.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:56Let's make history.
34:17Let's make history.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody, this is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight, were the stars and you.
37:00Midnight, and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:53God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:06Oh, God damn it!
39:13Oh, God damn it!
39:15Oh, God damn it!
39:15Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:19Oh, God damn it!
39:21Oh, God damn it!
39:22Oh, God damn it!
39:23Oh, God damn it!
39:25Oh, God damn it!
39:26Oh, God damn it!
39:29Oh, God damn it!
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, thank you.
40:40Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:47Oh, my God.
42:17Oh, my God.
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