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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03Oh, God.
00:01:11Oh, God.
00:01:12Oh, God.
00:01:38audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages
00:01:47uh for the next session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously
00:02:22it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:47hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child
00:05:26sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more
00:05:33than that see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow
00:05:45look at that trashed i'm sorry that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room
00:05:51how many times have i asked alvin to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry
00:05:55but what
00:05:56choice do we have but a gun okay well true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm
00:06:01as well
00:06:01and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living
00:06:08in a home with an instrument of death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar
00:06:28of
00:06:29cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay
00:07:56carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no
00:08:03manners no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that
00:08:18that we could use um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh
00:08:27s stop t take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop
00:08:35is stop the acronym
00:08:37is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um oh that's no that's right um
00:08:44s stop t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when
00:08:53that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on
00:09:08that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i
00:09:13could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because
00:09:19i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step of stop of stop right stop now t
00:09:28okay take a
00:09:29step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for
00:09:36start t uh
00:09:38throwing thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say
00:09:46it retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen those at scores go up 15 20 percent with the right fungal regime but there's always
00:10:08side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:56neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the
00:12:02test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that
00:12:08i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong
00:12:12with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among
00:12:17the
00:12:17silicon savants aren't a little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good
00:12:22at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right
00:12:27dr gary
00:12:28that's right that's a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on
00:12:36the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's
00:12:46called
00:12:46the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:08so
00:15:31i'm
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01You like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, like alcohol.
00:16:19Good.
00:16:20That structure.
00:16:20I think you want to go.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house.
00:16:32That's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no.
00:16:39I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe.
00:16:56Nathan, I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04All right.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:50I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:40No.
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:49I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah, our, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi, uh, wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered her ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There, there, there was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't, why don't we just do the, the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's, my business partner, college roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa, and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so, can you run me to the, uh?
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people in the eye, he couldn't,
00:21:48couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome?
00:22:34He gave, he gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm, I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up, up the, this.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well.
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um, okay.
00:23:49What is she, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:11Good morning.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:27Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21This is embarrassing.
00:25:23I'm just having too much fun.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly, uh, too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:47Thanks so much.
00:26:48Thanks so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:51Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:16We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:01All right.
00:28:01I'm okay.
00:28:06My dad's on the floor.
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11Oh, my God.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:14Oh, my God.
00:28:18Oh, my God.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16you know i'm just curious oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:49so
00:30:00so
00:30:08so
00:30:12so
00:30:21so
00:30:23so
00:30:31so
00:30:36so
00:30:56hello can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i
00:31:03do not recognize
00:31:04oh dear have a seat thank you um the sticky part is uh i'm a psychologist
00:31:11um but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office working from home the dream
00:31:19yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh and found my brokerage
00:31:24account
00:31:25okay let's see what we're talking about here okay thank you name uh
00:31:32well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing is a worry i mean if
00:31:40it was one of my patients i i couldn't testify um to it
00:31:45hmm sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department they know how to tango with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz oh no no no no um thank you um you see at least 10 of my
00:31:58patients could have done
00:31:58this so and and five of them have dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to
00:32:06themselves or their families they could come after me could even come after you pat well why would
00:32:14they come after me is there a world where we reverse the trades like give it back well we can't
00:32:24recoup
00:32:25your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid there weren't any losses only profits it's an ethical
00:32:38concern uh i i can't be making money off my my patients well you could um you could give the
00:32:47money to
00:32:48charity like for psychologists
00:33:01or i could lose it to protect my patient make a bad bet maybe two muddy it up sure but
00:33:09i can't advise you to do that we have duties fiduciary ones yeah yeah i get it i know what
00:33:16to do now
00:33:16great thank you pat now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey
00:33:23no
00:33:26can you get a clearer image harper this it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
00:33:30phone is off so she's probably on to you did you geo fix her car yes but the signal's very
00:33:36shaky
00:33:37i'm only locked in on her telematics
00:33:40like her car's emergency systems okay even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon
00:33:45her tire pressure monitors wow there's no hiding with this nice new digs by the way
00:33:53i think this could be the hub for this project what are we gonna call it did you come up
00:33:56with a name
00:33:56yet eye in the sky duncan that's funny but something a little more grand the dunquisition that's not
00:34:05funny the eye of odin no no noted noted like hypnosis hypnosis like g-o-n no no no she's
00:34:14on the 280
00:34:14and she's getting off where is she okay where is this harvard where is that um why did you turn
00:34:21it
00:34:22off just that um i've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting
00:34:28and it's not probing it's straight up stalking we're nuts you're not stalking her we're stalking
00:34:35her car harper she wants to buy a gun to shoot duncan that's right that's right this is a life
00:34:40or death so now can you just do your job this is not my job this is extra how much
00:34:46you make 150 if i
00:34:48give you two can we never have this conversation again i would like to be cto wow wow a threat
00:34:55to my
00:34:56physical well-being is your cue to negotiate we'll discuss it your next performance review oh it's
00:35:03now it sucks just get her back the eye of node i have no can we be quiet in the
00:35:10space please
00:35:11yeah
00:35:11so
00:35:11so
00:35:24so
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free and charge them for it
00:35:47now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea jesus christ
00:35:57come on come on work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04where days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow what's your winning
00:36:40idea
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter
00:38:51of a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coin.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Shut up.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard a parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:25Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:51Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down, calm down, calm down, I just want to talk, I just want to talk, Gary, Gary, Gary,
00:45:31Gary, he's not here, okay, the muscle's gone, he took the car, just, Joanne, lift up your arms.
00:45:44I, okay, Duncan, you, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I, I'm, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist, she hounds me for
00:45:59tips all the time, all I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here, like that, let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured you don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:38Ugh, oh my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that, that Ethan told me, he, he promised that, that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have, uh, a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I
00:47:12got him after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I, Mike, what, what, how?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone.
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And, of course, someone who's going to get me.
00:48:47I have one.
00:48:55Carl Bardoff.
00:48:58Carl Bardoff.
00:49:00Isn't Bardoff's law?
00:49:02Bardoff, that, that Carl Bardoff?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, young.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:12You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:27So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of L.
00:50:53You, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, can you just let me, may I?
00:51:10You, listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, he, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about
00:52:05that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you, and I wish I could give you a better, anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah, I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is the one.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young, with the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't, I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:11How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:26Think about the beauty in one perfect place.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning are calling out to make me think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here we go.
00:56:34Action.
00:56:37I nearly sucked, Lorraine, when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism, where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their characters' wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
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