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00:12That's it! Richie, that's it! Play dead! Play dead!
00:15Am I playing?
00:17Hey, Magoo! Huh?
00:20Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
00:23Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
00:26Who's my fluffy wuffy boy?
00:29Don't push it in the nose first, or...
00:31That's just sharks. Fuck it.
00:35Hold...
00:47It was you or me, fuzz fuck.
00:51Hi.
00:52Hi, right there.
00:53You risked your life for me.
00:55No other soul on earth has done that except for my mother.
00:59During childbirth, I was a breach.
01:02But you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose.
01:08Which was unexpected, and I mean that as a compliment.
01:10I owe you my life.
01:14You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
01:16And I would happily do so over again.
01:19Why?
01:20Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare.
01:25For I will continue to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
01:30Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern?
01:35Can we just call it even?
01:38Even Steven.
01:40I do have one more thing.
01:41Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
01:45Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
01:47What do you know about TikTok?
01:54Lindy!
01:55Lindy!
01:56Lindy!
01:57Lindy!
01:58Lindy!
01:59My girl!
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh, she's good.
02:06Oh, she's very good.
02:08Lindy.
02:10Lindy, let's talk.
02:12No tricks.
02:13You have my word.
02:16Oh, she's very good.
02:17Ow.
02:19Oh.
02:22Oh.
02:24At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
02:26Okay, no sudden moves.
02:28Nothing up my sleeves.
02:29For real this time.
02:33So talk!
02:34Could you lower the bow?
02:38Okay, I came here to apologize.
02:40But I'm not going to.
02:42Because I have something better than just words.
02:45Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
02:48I can make you big again.
02:51You said that, and then you tried to kill me.
02:54Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
02:57I did it, Lindy.
02:58I really did it.
02:59I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
03:02Lindy, I can.
03:04And I will.
03:05I promise.
03:07Fine.
03:08Do it.
03:09Make me big again.
03:10Let's end this.
03:11I'm so happy to hear you say this, but there's a small problem.
03:14Do I need to raise my bow?
03:16No, no.
03:18But I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe the
03:26surface because Hilton is selling my tech to the military and he's packing up the lab
03:30and everything will be gone by morning.
03:32I will be arrested if I set foot in the building and only a person of your size can access
03:37the
03:37chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous.
03:38But I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities.
03:42And thereby, our mission will inevitably be a rousing success and you will be big again
03:46and we can return to our normal lives.
03:58What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
04:01Wear it as my wife.
04:04I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world and I lost sight of the one person who
04:10never
04:11needed proof.
04:11You, you and me, you are my forever person.
04:17So what do you say?
04:20Please say yes.
04:24Fine.
04:26I will do it.
04:27I have to.
04:29But then Les, this, you and me, we're over.
04:35No.
04:37No, no, no, no.
04:38No.
04:39After all this.
04:40Because of all this.
04:41Why?
04:42Why?
04:43What?
04:44Les, it's been a journey.
04:46It was an accident, then I did it on purpose.
04:49I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30 day deadline.
04:55But then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, to I will make you big again,
04:59but you have to do all the illegal dangerous work.
05:02And then, the big sell.
05:04We can go back to our normal fucking lives.
05:08Please hear me when I say, fuck you.
05:13I am done.
05:14We are done.
05:16It's over.
05:17No, I reject this.
05:18I love you.
05:18It's been bumpy, but it'll be different.
05:22No, it won't.
05:23We bring out the worst in each other.
05:26Can't you see that?
05:27I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
05:32No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
05:35I already know what happened.
05:37We make a great team, remember?
05:39Please don't say it's over.
05:44Les, we had a good run.
05:47Too much has happened.
05:49Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
05:56Please.
06:06I wanted to give you your privacy.
06:08I just, I didn't know where to go.
06:10My heart is breaking.
06:12I mean, I think we've all come so far.
06:15Mary, mother of Christ.
06:18Oh, he told me.
06:21I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
06:25Hi, Martin.
06:26Hi, Martin.
06:27Richard!
06:28What?
06:29He did that to himself.
06:30I did.
06:30I told her about the small problem.
06:34And?
06:35She's in.
06:36Oh.
06:37She's also out.
06:39I don't understand what that means.
06:41It, just, what's the fucking plan?
06:44That's what it means.
06:48Everybody, here are my thoughts.
06:50Operation Restoration is underway.
06:51This is the plan.
06:54Martin.
06:55Bagman will deliver our secret weapon.
06:58Secret weapon?
06:59It's me.
07:00Me, Richie.
07:06Relax.
07:07It's pizza.
07:11Emo's.
07:16Order this.
07:17Oh, oh, oh.
07:18We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
07:22Richard, operations, will send an invitation.
07:25I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
07:29Okay, Martin.
07:30Don't panic.
07:30Keep it together.
07:31She's scary.
07:32She's terrifying.
07:34Sir!
07:34Who?
07:37Who?
07:38Janet!
07:39Me?
07:40I, um...
07:41I did.
07:50Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
07:54Janet.
07:56Why are you still here?
07:58Um...
07:58You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
08:01Uh-huh.
08:02Um...
08:02Damn it, Janet!
08:03Why?
08:03Just why?
08:04Let's, let's be kind.
08:05Um...
08:06I was hungry.
08:08Just finishing up.
08:10No way, no way, joke!
08:12No, it's okay.
08:12You did, damn it!
08:13Getting back to Ed.
08:15Smells delicious.
08:17Pepperoni?
08:18Um...
08:19Yes?
08:19St. Louis style.
08:21Cracker-thin.
08:23Square-cut.
08:24Prevail cheese.
08:26Weird yet...
08:28Scrumptious.
08:30It's very specific.
08:32May I...
08:33You may?
08:37Oh, God!
08:38Lindy!
08:39Hide!
08:40Liz!
08:41Where?
08:42Just...
08:42Under!
08:44Oh, Jesus Christ!
08:45Fuck!
08:46Fuck!
09:08Enjoy!
09:13Secret weapon end!
09:15Secret weapon is greasy, fucking hot!
09:18Jesus!
09:26Lindy, secret weapon, will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration formula.
09:34Um, wow!
09:38It's, it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little-Jonah.
09:41Sorry to stare, it's just...
09:43Yeah, I'm a marvel!
09:44I know, Janet.
09:45So, uh, this is the chemical freezer?
09:46Oh, just there.
09:47Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
09:49My legacy will remain mine.
09:51Oh, on it.
09:54Your ego is going to kill me!
09:55No, my ego is going to save you.
09:57I am going to save me.
09:58There is no I, but A-N-T.
10:00There is the way I spell it.
10:01Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
10:04Temporarily.
10:05Absolutely.
10:05Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
10:08The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
10:11Couda-gross.
10:11Martin, wheelman, will drive a getaway car, and we're home free.
10:14Operation restoration complete.
10:17Thoughts complete.
10:18Okay, can we stay on task?
10:20Oh, no one wants to stop more than me.
10:22Yes.
10:22Lindy, message received.
10:23I know.
10:30What?
10:38I'm in.
10:39Okay, great.
10:40Third shelf from the bottom.
10:42File RF-19er alpha and beta.
10:45Okay, hold on.
10:46What?
10:47What's happening?
10:47Are you okay?
10:48Yeah, I'm fine.
10:49I'm just putting on my gear so I don't dye hypothermia in here.
10:52Oh, God.
10:53Okay, good, good.
10:54But maybe you're a hurry.
10:55That's it.
10:56Tip-tock.
10:57No kidding.
10:58If Hilton finds you...
10:59I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
11:00I am the stakes.
11:01If I may offer counsel, by way of Dr. Carmichael's worth of wisdom, reflects before you respond.
11:08To avoid regret.
11:10Fuck that bitch!
11:12We're done with our limericks!
11:13On that we agree.
11:14I don't mean to-
11:15Shut the fuck up, Richard!
11:17Fucker.
11:21Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Attention.
11:22Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:25Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:28Tell Guardian 4, please make your way to gate 23.
11:29What?
11:32Hold.
11:33It's like a little close.
11:34The fuck?
11:34Maybe edit this part out.
11:35Okay.
11:36Will do.
11:38And...
11:38Turn something.
11:40Hi.
11:40Hello.
11:41My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
11:43You may know me from the controversies surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short
11:47story untitled on purpose.
11:49And I want to come clean.
11:53I did not write that story.
11:55Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
11:58My insecurity and frankly, lack of self worth led me to take credit when in fact it was
12:04written by my student, Jackie Baldwin.
12:06So my daughter Lulu was telling the truth.
12:09So if you're gonna come for anyone, you come for me.
12:13Hashtag fuckyoubringit.
12:14And finally, I am rescinding my own closer.
12:18Yeah, just before the board can take it back.
12:21I, I...
12:22You know what?
12:23Maybe I'll win another one someday.
12:25Oh!
12:26Love the positivity.
12:27Uh, yeah, that's it.
12:31Good for you, tiny mom.
12:34I'll keep you in the middle.
12:37I'll keep you in the middle.
12:40Attention everyone.
12:42The arse noir bottle's Memorite.
12:44Every half hour from the gate to gate in the front entrance.
13:01Okay, I'm here.
13:03Third cell from the bottom.
13:04You're looking for Romeo Foxtrot One Niner?
13:08Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon.
13:09Too soon.
13:10That's too soon and disrespectful.
13:12I'm just trying to be annoying.
13:18There's nothing here.
13:20See, you're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening.
13:23And Precision is going to tank this mission.
13:24Romeo Foxtrot 19 Alpha Beta, not fucking here.
13:28It has to be there.
13:29They are not.
13:30Okay, Romeo Foxtrot One Niner Alpha.
13:33You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers, but the precise vials are not here.
13:39Lindy, there is no operation restoration without those vials, okay?
13:42The plan will not work.
13:44What do you mean it won't work?
13:49Les?
13:50Oh, dear mama.
13:52Um...
13:52Les, it has got to work.
13:54I do not want to be small forever.
13:55I am not going to die tiny.
13:56There has to be a way.
13:57You are a little genius, remember?
13:59So go inside the workshop of your mind and think.
14:10It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
14:18Everyone, here are my thoughts.
14:19Operation restoration is still underway.
14:21This is the revised plan.
14:23I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula, but I would need access to the building
14:29and to the chemical freezer.
14:30Lindy, secret weapon.
14:31You will push the door release button inside the freezer, which is located at the base of
14:36the door.
14:36Check.
14:37Janet, inside man, is going to get me into the building via the service entrance.
14:41Janet.
14:43Janet, do you copy?
14:45I'm trying to wipe the servers, but the password isn't working.
14:49Hilton and Vivian, they have access to the servers.
14:52They have access to the boardroom.
14:53Yeah.
14:55We might have a bigger problem.
14:58Bigger?
14:59Um, what, Janet?
15:01Spit it out.
15:01Janet, be specific.
15:02Specifically, Hilton has shrunk an entire military convoy.
15:06Tiny tanks, tiny missiles, tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
15:09General, fuck this.
15:11If Hilton has the missing files, then tiny tanks become big tanks.
15:15Tiny missiles become big.
15:16Yes, Janet.
15:17I know.
15:17Les.
15:18I don't, don't, don't say it.
15:19I fucked it.
15:20But I can un-fuck it.
15:22You were right.
15:24I don't want to be right about this, Les.
15:26You kind of like being right.
15:27Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this.
15:29Can we get back to the un-fuck it part, please?
15:32Everyone, here are my thoughts.
15:33Here's the new revised plan.
15:38We're going to blow up the lab.
15:41Um.
15:41We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
15:44Jesus, crickets.
15:45What?
15:46What?
15:47What the?
15:47Are you...
15:49Blow up the lab?
15:50How can you even do that?
15:52Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
15:54It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
15:57No, no, that's not...
16:00My legacy remains mine, you said.
16:03Yeah, well...
16:05I mean...
16:09Fuck it.
16:11Fuck it?
16:12Yeah.
16:13It's not worth it.
16:14You big first.
16:15Blow up the building second.
16:17My prize.
16:19TBD.
16:21I've proven to myself I can do it.
16:24That's enough.
16:25Les.
16:26Are you sure?
16:27To the extremist of circumstances, Carmichael's limericks and my priority...
16:31Wait, is someone crying?
16:34No.
16:35Okay.
16:36Hey, Richard, we need to move fast.
16:37Janet, inside man.
16:38Abort the service.
16:40And focus on the thermal storage tank.
16:43And crank the valves to high.
16:44And that will give us what?
16:45Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
16:47Um.
16:48You want me to blow up the building?
16:50Yes.
16:51Turn up the valves.
16:52Release the pressure lock.
16:53And get out, Janet.
16:54What about letting you in?
16:56Do the tank and go.
16:57Lindy's secret weapon, make your way to the lobby.
16:59And buzz me in through the service entrance via the security desk.
17:02The desk with the security guards?
17:03Yes, leave it to me.
17:04I can distract the security guards.
17:06See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer.
17:10As, uh, this is a long story.
17:11As a young...
17:12Richard?
17:13Richard?
17:13Richard?
17:14Richard!
17:14Richard, good God!
17:16Stand by for fire alarms.
17:20Evers.
17:21I'm on.
17:31The tank is cranked.
17:33T minus 30 minutes.
17:35Um, um, holy crow.
17:39Janet?
17:40Uh, yes, Richard?
17:42I think I like you.
17:43And I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
17:46Aw, Richie.
17:47Richard!
17:48I have no words.
17:50Neither do I!
17:53General H. Baum's payment clear?
17:55General Henderson's payment has been verified.
17:57Yes.
17:58Fuck yeah.
17:59I love having Mommy's full attention again.
18:01We discussed this.
18:03No more Mommy.
18:04But?
18:05None.
18:05Fine.
18:06Guess where I am.
18:08I despise this game.
18:10Guess.
18:10No.
18:11Guess.
18:11No.
18:12Guess!
18:12Guess!
18:14I'm done.
18:15What?
18:16With the game?
18:18In a way.
18:21Wait, what the fuck?
18:35Wait.
18:39Janet Colgate.
18:40Physicist.
18:42Feminist.
18:44Celiac.
18:45You're on Instagram?
18:47Nemo's Pizza is not gluten-free certified.
18:58Ah!
18:59Yeah, I'm here.
19:00So I'm guessing this is green button.
19:04Good guess!
19:05I'm in!
19:15What?
19:16I'm in!
19:21Yes!
19:26What?
19:30What?
19:32What?
19:33What?
19:35What the fuck?
19:40It's gone.
19:41Wait, what? What's gone?
19:43The equation, my equation.
19:44For the formula.
19:45Yeah, but you remember it, right?
19:50Right.
19:51What?
19:51Yes.
19:52Oh, Jesus.
19:54Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall, right?
19:56Oh, holy shit. Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
19:58Richard, you need to get upstairs right now.
19:59Copy that.
20:04I shall bring all my force to bear.
20:08You again.
20:11It's me, Richard.
20:12Yeah, from the fucking lab. What the fuck?
20:14Long, long story, and I happily...
20:16Oh, ew. Did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
20:20Huh? No. I pride myself on being a jock.
20:22Is that Lulu?
20:23Lulu? Did she say bang?
20:25Yeah.
20:26Who are you talking to?
20:27That's the smash and grab team, your parents, Martin and Janet.
20:30What?
20:31Lulu, why are you home?
20:32Sorry, I missed that.
20:33Richard, you assured me that his connection would be strong.
20:36It is. It is.
20:37It is.
20:40We'll talk...
20:41Later.
20:42Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes.
20:46Whatever. Okay, this is so fucked, tiny Richard.
20:49Yeah, it is.
20:56Is this... a moat?
20:58Oh, my God. My parents went completely insane.
21:01They were trying to kill each other.
21:02What?
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04It's gonna be fine, I think.
21:06It is gonna be fine. It's fine.
21:07And, Richard, don't be so theatric.
21:09Fine.
21:09So, Lulu, what I need you to do, I need you to text me a photo of the equation on
21:13the wall across from the foot of the island bed.
21:17You mean, like, get in the water?
21:19There's power strips and lights hanging above it.
21:21It's safe.
21:22And it's very important because I need to make Mom big again.
21:24It's safe to work.
21:25Tall order.
21:26Nice pot.
21:27She should be wearing waders.
21:29No, no, no.
21:29Just be careful.
21:30And be quick.
21:31Just be very quick.
21:32Hey, wait.
21:33Are you sure, Les?
21:35She'll be fine.
21:37Daughter found electrocuted in parents' bedroom moat.
21:41Not funny.
21:52Zach!
21:53Zach!
21:55Are you worried about the last line?
21:57What?
21:58No, no.
21:59No, of course not.
22:00You said fuck.
22:01We can hear you.
22:02Can't you help him, Tiny Richard Physicist?
22:05Sadly, I was absent that day.
22:06Uh, no.
22:08I'm not worried at all.
22:10Because I remember it.
22:12And, uh, yeah.
22:14You did great, Malou.
22:15Just get out of the water now.
22:23You're brilliant.
22:25Your mind is strong.
22:28You got this.
22:31It's in your brain.
22:33So just let it fall into your hands.
22:39Your miniature wife will not explode and die.
22:43Explode and die?
22:44Ah, no.
22:45I'm not.
22:45It's not.
22:46I'm kidding.
22:47Everyone's listening.
22:48I'm kidding.
22:48Ah, smash and grab him.
22:50Vivian's on the move.
22:53Take her weapon out.
22:55Ah!
22:56Ah!
22:59Oh, shit.
23:02Les!
23:03Oh, Les.
23:05Of course.
23:07He's in the building.
23:09Sneaky, sneaky, not so sneaky.
23:12He mentioned you were having marital issues.
23:16Fuck off!
23:17It's nice to meet you, too, Mrs. Little John.
23:20I look forward to adding you to my collection.
23:24Yeah, nice to meet you, too, scary giant bitch.
23:28Name-calling is impolite.
23:32Tiny, toxic, tart.
23:40T-minus, maybe ten minutes before the alarms go off.
23:44Okay, Martin, wheel man, you're up.
23:47Prepare for the great escape.
23:48I think the getaway would be a better reference.
23:50Richard, operations, shut it!
23:58I choked again.
24:00Empty battery.
24:02Hey, whoa, whoa.
24:04I'm the new wheel man.
24:05Tiny Richard.
24:07Do you have a driver's license?
24:08Almost.
24:22Attention.
24:23Thermal energy tank breach.
24:26Evacuate building immediately.
24:28Repeat immediately.
24:41Oh, I don't think I can, uh, test these on her first.
24:44We can hear you.
24:45We can still hear you.
24:46Oh, I'm kidding.
24:48I'm just kidding, of course I can.
24:50Lindy.
24:51Lindy?
24:52Lindy?
24:52Lindy, come in, Lindy.
24:54Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy?
24:56Mom?
24:56Hello?
24:57Mrs. Little John?
24:58Hello.
24:59Hello.
24:59Okay, I'm heading out.
25:01Attention.
25:03Evacuate building immediately.
25:12Lindy!
25:13Evacuate building immediately.
25:15Ow!
25:18Oh!
25:19Oh!
25:22Oh, no!
25:23Oh, no!
25:23Oh, no!
25:23Oh, no!
25:26that's company property
25:30you've checked all my boxes
25:32until you didn't
25:35your ego is untenable
25:47down goes giant toxic tart
25:59let me guess
26:01only a person my size can
26:05unfortunately it's
26:06tiktok
26:07right
26:10i believe in you
26:13wait what
26:14less i
26:19here i am alone
26:21again
26:24well
26:28you gotta do it
26:29i mean you must
26:29you must
26:30you gotta get down there
26:30you gotta get the fucking files
26:32and he he dropped
26:33and now i have to
26:35i'm the only person in the world
26:36this size
26:38who can
26:38so
26:40not anymore
26:51you're tiny
26:52a grand gesture
26:57colon holy fuck
26:58new year
26:59new fucking us
27:03let's do it together
27:05let's do it together
27:08let's do it
27:09hi
27:10me too
27:11attention
27:12thermal energy tech breach
27:14evacuate buildings immediately
27:17repeat immediately
27:25are we crazy
27:27fuck it
27:32fuck it
27:34fuck it
27:46critical critical evacuate immediately
27:59no no vivian
28:01vivian
28:02where are they
28:29mom
28:50dad
28:51dad
28:52you're tiny too
28:53you do not have a license
28:55what are you gonna like
28:56tiny ground me
28:59fuck it
29:00drive
29:00let's go
29:01let's go
29:01let's go
29:02let's go
29:03let's go
29:04let's go
29:04let's go
29:04let's go
29:05dr little john
29:07i did it myself
29:15so this is our last
29:18tiny moment
29:19as tiny people
29:20what a ride
29:21what a ride
29:22ride's not quite over yet
29:23one last step
29:24one last step
29:25for me
29:27so there's an infinitesimally
29:30small
29:31uh
29:31chance
29:32that i did not mix
29:33the formula correctly
29:36what
29:36yeah i never mixed it myself
29:38yes
29:39yeah i'm very
29:40i'm very confident
29:41what are you saying
29:42are you saying that
29:43if you're wrong
29:44that we
29:45no no no not we
29:46me
29:46me
29:47i'm
29:47i'm going to test the formula
29:48myself first
29:50no
29:51no i don't want you
29:53to
29:53i won't
29:54i won't
29:54and we won't
29:55you won't
29:55it's
29:57lindy
29:59you're the love of my life
30:00are you saying goodbye
30:01is this a goodbye
30:03because you think that we're going to
30:04that you're going to
30:05the truth is
30:06i don't know
30:07i don't know if it'll work
30:09i believe it will
30:11but i don't know
30:12and uh
30:14i owe you the truth
30:17it's not
30:18it's not goodbye
30:19it's just in case
30:20just in case
30:22you explode
30:24dad's exploding
30:26no
30:26no
30:27no no no honey
30:28no
30:29but you just said
30:30infinitesimally small
30:31i said
30:32just in case
30:33you said
30:35look
30:36can't you guys just both
30:37stay small forever
30:38i can take care of you
30:41oh honey
30:43we love you for saying that
30:45but that's
30:46that's
30:47that's very unrealistic
30:48we're worried about unrealistic now
30:50dad
30:51your mom is right
30:53okay
30:53we're not pets
30:54we're parents
30:55and
30:56we're focusing on the one in a million negative results
30:58your father's right
30:59and like he always says
31:01we have to trust the math
31:02and his memory
31:04which is good
31:06pretty good
31:13i'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work
31:16so when i get to full size
31:18um
31:19start the three minute countdown
31:21and wait outside
31:23and
31:23if i get to three
31:25oh when
31:25i get to three minutes
31:27i will have reached
31:28limitless stabilization
31:29and then we can all go to mandy's
31:31and enjoy milkshakes together
31:33okay
31:35okay
31:36okay
31:38sure
31:40okay
31:40two drops
31:42like you learned in your science classes
31:45right
31:46my science classes
31:49tiny dad
31:51i dropped out of school
31:52i'm going to community college
31:54wait what
32:06start the timer
32:07you dropped out of school
32:09uh
32:11we can talk about it at mandy's
32:12did you know about this
32:13we'll talk about it in three minutes
32:15lindy
32:16hey
32:17tell me
32:18in three minutes
32:24you told your dad
32:25that was a tactical info dump
32:28i see what you did there
32:29yeah
32:30um
32:30he needed a distraction
32:33that was kind of you
32:35like your tiktok
32:38yeah
32:40yeah
32:47how you doing in there
32:48yeah
32:51yeah
32:52yeah doing good
32:52all good
32:55love you both
33:07go get a pen
33:20oh
33:21oh
33:22oh
33:22oh
33:22oh
33:38Hi.
33:40Hi.
33:56That's three minutes, Dad.
34:05Dad?
34:08Luke!
34:09Oh!
34:23Limitless stabilization.
34:42Hi.
34:44Hi.
34:55Nice use of the safe word.
34:56Wow.
34:58If there was ever a time.
35:05So, hi.
35:07Hi.
35:08Okay.
35:09Everyone's still waiting in my room.
35:10So, are we gonna restore Tiny Richard?
35:13Or is he less annoying Tiny?
35:14He's kind of annoying, big or small.
35:16But he is a good scientist.
35:19Yes, we know.
35:20Speaking of.
35:22Hello.
35:23Yeah.
35:23Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy.
35:28I know that you don't totally mean that.
35:30But thank you, restored Dad.
35:36I don't wanna know.
35:38I'll let him out after.
35:40Okay.
35:47How do we...
35:49End up here.
35:50Look at our, our house.
35:54I want our marriage to work.
35:58Our new, revised version of marriage.
36:05I do too.
36:07No.
36:08My ego has been revised.
36:11You will never be last again.
36:13And my accountability has been revised.
36:15I will never blame you.
36:18Again.
36:19Only me.
36:20And grand gestures?
36:21Oh, you have out-grand-gestured yourself.
36:23I think we both have them.
36:28Let's do this thing.
36:30Let's do this thing.
36:33And my engagement ring?
36:34I'll dredge them out.
36:43I, um...
36:45I had...
36:49I have this idea.
36:51It's kind of a big idea.
36:53Tiny, big idea.
36:56I feel like I have to write it.
36:58On my own.
37:00And I'm thinking that the working title might be...
37:08The miniature wife.
37:17Oh.
37:22Yeah.
37:24I love it.
37:26Yeah.
37:27Yeah.
37:29And I love you.
37:31And I love you.
37:42I don't care if Monday is blue.
37:46Tuesday is grey and Wednesday too.
37:49Thursday, I don't care about you.
37:52It's Friday.
37:53I'm in love.
37:56Monday you can fall apart.
37:59Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart.
38:03Oh, Thursday doesn't even stop.
38:06It's Friday.
38:07I'm in love.
38:08Thanks for your message.
38:11Nice to meet you.
38:26Hello.
38:27NOOOOO!
38:32Help! Help! I need help!
38:34What the fuck are you?
38:37What the fuck are you?
38:41I'm a journalist from Scientific American
38:44and I have the most incredible story to tell.
38:51Oh my...
38:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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