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00:00:29Satsang with Mooji
00:00:58Mooji
00:01:12Mooji
00:01:12It's fine, Allison.
00:01:15Dad, didn't I hear something new about one of your old cases?
00:01:18I told you about the end of a cold case, didn't I?
00:01:21No.
00:01:22It certainly told the rest of the world.
00:01:24I finally got a confession.
00:01:26You want to guess who did it?
00:01:28The guy you thought did it?
00:01:30Damn right.
00:01:31Richard Paul.
00:01:32Just like I always said.
00:01:34That's great.
00:01:35Makes me wish I hadn't retired.
00:01:39You did more than your fair share of good, Dad.
00:01:41That job's going to give you a heart attack.
00:01:43Time to enjoy life.
00:01:45This is very nice, Allison.
00:01:48Thank you, Claire.
00:01:50The chicken's not as dry as you usually make it.
00:01:53Come on, Bob.
00:01:56I noticed that China could use good polish.
00:01:59I'll come over this week to do it.
00:02:02Oh, no.
00:02:03You do not have to do that.
00:02:04It was my wedding gift to you.
00:02:14Mom and Dad, we actually have some big news of our own.
00:02:19Allison?
00:02:24Well, I got a promotion.
00:02:27Hey, that a girl?
00:02:28Vice President.
00:02:30Whoa.
00:02:31And there's something else.
00:02:35Mm-hmm.
00:02:36Well, the position is in New York.
00:02:40And we'll be moving there this summer.
00:02:44Holy smokes.
00:02:44That is big news.
00:02:47I love that.
00:02:49I know this is a really big change.
00:02:52But Jim and I think, you know, it could be an adventure for our family.
00:02:58You know, I've been thinking about getting an RV.
00:03:01We could ride out to see him, catch the sights on the way.
00:03:04What do you think, Claire?
00:03:05Hmm?
00:03:06Hmm.
00:03:09Yes.
00:03:12Congratulations, Allison.
00:03:13Hmm.
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:38Hmm.
00:03:38foot away. Are you still pouting? I don't pout. Hey, your baby boy doesn't need you anymore.
00:03:51He belongs to Allison now. It'll be all right. Oh, I'm teasing. I'm gonna miss him too.
00:04:03Look at the bright side. Finally, it will just be the two of us.
00:04:13I can take a little, little pill. Claire.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:52Are you decent?
00:04:54What are you doing?
00:04:56Get away!
00:04:56Go away!
00:04:57Ah!
00:04:57Ah!
00:05:00Ah!
00:05:01Ah!
00:05:01Ah!
00:05:02I don't know.
00:05:42I don't know.
00:06:30I don't know.
00:06:41I don't know.
00:07:00I don't know.
00:07:05oh hey charlie hey i know we're supposed to meet for lunch today but i've got contractors
00:07:11coming over and who knows when they'll show up oh that's cool we can reschedule why don't we
00:07:17just eat at my place instead i've got tons of food okay sounds like a plan see you later
00:07:27why didn't you just tell him to do the dishes
00:07:31you're right you're right it sounds completely ridiculous doesn't it don't you find it
00:07:37interesting you have no problem asserting yourself at work yet at home all right you're sounding like
00:07:43a shrink jim's a good guy just tell him what you need from him ah but that's the thing i
00:07:49don't want
00:07:50to have to tell him i'm his wife not his mother aha aha it always comes back to your mother
00:07:59-in-law
00:07:59okay well she's a little hard to avoid i mean she stops by all the time i mean she even
00:08:05comes
00:08:05over to make sure that jim has enough clean laundry did i tell you that see this is exactly what
00:08:10i mean
00:08:12pathetic right that's the thing about biting your tongue once you start it's hard to stop
00:08:18as soon as i let her take over that wedding it was like she had
00:08:25that is a lot of power to let someone have over you for a long time
00:08:33what is her secret i really need to meet this woman
00:08:37you do not want to meet this woman trust me did you guys tell her about the move last night
00:08:43you know and i was dreading it because i thought she might get dramatic but
00:08:47she didn't have much to say at all it was kind of weird
00:08:51she's probably in shock and jim grew up here i don't want to call him a mama's boy but
00:09:00he's kind of a mama's boy a little bit and i love him just so we're clear
00:09:09who's that
00:09:13that is bradley the pole guy he's cute
00:09:20yeah i guess he is
00:09:25you're moving i'm gonna miss you by the way i'm gonna miss you too charlie so much
00:09:55really jim still haven't done the dishes
00:09:59i'll take care of the dishes honey you've been working all day
00:10:02mom sit down
00:10:05allison is right no woman can stand a messy kitchen
00:10:08no mom the dishes can wait please
00:10:16something can happen
00:10:17what is it
00:10:22he left me allison
00:10:25what
00:10:26bruce ran off oh claire are you sure did he say anything
00:10:38he snuck off while i was doing my shopping
00:10:43left me a letter
00:10:47i even bought him poor jobs
00:10:50it's paid
00:10:54i'm sorry sweetie you shouldn't have to hear this about your papa
00:10:58no it's okay grandma don't worry about me
00:11:02no thank you i i that generic stuff you buy it it's too rough on my skin
00:11:10he met her at the gym
00:11:13and look what happened
00:11:17her name's missy
00:11:20who names the child missy
00:11:25well missy made him feel young again and missy has a winnebago and apparently the two of
00:11:36some of them are
00:11:37i don't know touring the national parks or whatever it is people doing those tacky things
00:11:43he'll come back mom he has to
00:11:46i should have known something was wrong last night when we got home he was so quiet
00:11:57but i think
00:12:00he realized that he could just go ahead and leave too
00:12:09i'm gonna die alone mom no don't say that
00:12:16you're right i shouldn't say these kinds of things in in front of you and sydney
00:12:23i need to be an adult and deal with this myself
00:12:29let me just take care of those dishes i will get out of your hair and i'm sure you have
00:12:34to start
00:12:34dinner forget about the dishes book now yeah you know that oh
00:12:45you are so lucky allison
00:12:50you jim is right you need to sit and relax i'll order some food well let me cook
00:12:58it'll give me something to do lord knows i need something to do right now
00:13:03no claire i'm gonna order something delicious i can't eat delivery it gives me indigestion and it's
00:13:13always cold by the time it arrives not to mention the cost it's fine you guys relax
00:13:22is there anything i can get you maybe some wine i don't drink on weeknights and i'm certainly not
00:13:29going to start now no offense to you allison i know how you love your wine
00:13:51this is very nice allison you're a dear i'm glad you like it
00:14:02i wonder what bruce had for dinner do you think missy made him pork chops
00:14:17i want you to stay here tonight oh nonsense like i couldn't impose no you wouldn't be imposing
00:14:24well i don't even have my pills or creams i'll run your house and pick up whatever you need
00:14:29i don't know mom i insist tim you you haven't even asked allison i mean i'm sure she doesn't
00:14:37want the burden of company right now allison doesn't mind right
00:14:47i do work in here sometimes i can move my stuff if you like please my mind is cluttered enough
00:14:57already i can't bear a cluttered room who's charlie just a friend
00:15:04i i never denied him sex you know not once in 38 years
00:15:14oh
00:15:17i can't imagine what you must be going through claire
00:15:23wouldn't kill glory don't mind me i'm just still getting my parents i understand it's gonna take some
00:15:32time um jim will be back soon with your things and um there's fresh towels on the bed
00:15:40get yourself settled and let me know if you need anything
00:15:50a mess
00:15:58yeah
00:16:02hey hey hey
00:16:07you want to talk about what's going on with your grandparents i don't know
00:16:16it's all just really weird but why would pop pop do that to grandma
00:16:24i don't know honey adults don't always behave rationally
00:16:35everything okay oh yes i was just gonna wash these sheets and towels
00:16:39i hope those are all clean oh they seem a little dusty you know my allergies
00:16:45okay um let me wash them for you no sure yeah is it that generic stuff
00:16:52i don't remember the brand well i'll make do and do you have any laundry you'd like grandma to do
00:17:00for
00:17:00you sydney oh uh no thank you grandma what about a snack you barely touched dinner seemed like you
00:17:07didn't care for it um yeah sure i'm a little hungry sydney can make her own snack you really
00:17:14should take it easy claire these hands were not meant to be idle fridge look pretty bare but grandma
00:17:21will whip you up something yummy okay oh and where are your cleaning supplies under the kitchen sink
00:17:34i don't know
00:17:35bruce palmer here unless you're trying to sell me something leave a message
00:17:40dad what the hell is going on call me as soon as you can
00:17:50i always thought my dad and i were really close now all of a sudden i feel like i don't
00:17:55even know him
00:17:58it's gotta be some fleeting thing i mean he's gotta come back right i mean my mom does everything for
00:18:05him
00:18:08yeah i hope so
00:18:11i hope so
00:18:14i hope so
00:18:33i hope so
00:18:48grandma
00:18:53oh i don't know just keeping my mind off your grandfather i guess
00:18:59yes this floor needed it between you and i this whole house needs good scrubbing
00:19:07you don't need to do that grandma you should go to sleep i like doing it
00:19:12i'm gonna be taking care of a lot of things around here for you and your dad
00:19:18and your mom
00:19:19mom
00:19:20i'm really glad that you're here
00:19:22have no fear grandma's here
00:19:27good night night dear
00:19:29i'm
00:19:30and
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:20:00That must be nice, sleeping in like that.
00:20:03It's 7 a.m.
00:20:05Breakfast is on the table.
00:20:07Dig in before it gets too cold.
00:20:10I don't really eat breakfast.
00:20:11Thank you, though.
00:20:12Well, that's what Sidney said.
00:20:15This is the best breakfast I've ever had, Grandma.
00:20:18We'll call it a three-way tie.
00:20:21The girl needed it.
00:20:22She is wasting away.
00:20:26Oh, I guess you didn't know
00:20:30that condiments expire.
00:20:32Most people don't.
00:20:34No, I don't.
00:20:47It smells delicious in here.
00:20:49Oh, good morning, sweetie.
00:20:51You didn't have to do all this.
00:20:53Well, somebody's got to take care of you guys.
00:20:55Oh, look at my little boy, all grown up.
00:20:59Did you iron my shirt?
00:21:00Oh, and don't worry, Allison.
00:21:04Your snoring will be our little secret.
00:21:07Although you might want to get that checked out,
00:21:10I know an excellent doctor
00:21:12who helped my friend's husband
00:21:14save their marriage.
00:21:16Eat, mister.
00:21:22So?
00:21:23How do you like that coffee?
00:21:26I prefer it a little stronger.
00:21:29It's decaf.
00:21:31Bet you didn't know that.
00:21:35No, I didn't.
00:21:38I would love to help you
00:21:40kick the caffeine habit.
00:21:47It's a double shot, right?
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:56So, I feel like a fool.
00:21:59Call me old-fashioned.
00:22:04So, I feel like a fool.
00:22:08Call me old-fashioned?
00:22:14I thought he still considered me, well, sexy.
00:22:22How embarrassing is that?
00:22:24Sexy.
00:22:26How embarrassing is that?
00:22:30Don't say that, Clara.
00:22:32You're a beautiful woman.
00:22:36Bless your heart, Will.
00:22:38But I know you're just saying that
00:22:39to make me feel better.
00:22:41No, I'm not.
00:22:42You're gorgeous.
00:22:43Do you have a tissue?
00:22:45Oh, sure.
00:22:46Of course.
00:22:47Sorry.
00:22:51No, I...
00:22:52I feel like an old car
00:22:54that Bruce got sick of.
00:22:58Everybody always wants the new model,
00:23:00you know?
00:23:01Clara.
00:23:02You're gonna have to stop
00:23:03that kind of talk.
00:23:05You are...
00:23:07Have you heard from me?
00:23:10I want to do something for you.
00:23:14Well, maybe there's something you could do.
00:23:16Name it.
00:23:17It's done.
00:23:18I don't want to get you in trouble, though.
00:23:21I'm a big boy.
00:23:23It's not about Bruce.
00:23:25It's...
00:23:26It's...
00:23:26It's Allison.
00:23:28I'm afraid she might be up to something.
00:23:32Allison?
00:23:34Like what?
00:23:35Well,
00:23:37I caught a glimpse of a message
00:23:39on her computer
00:23:40from some man named Charlie.
00:23:42I got the impression
00:23:44that they meet regularly.
00:23:48Just a friend,
00:23:49but...
00:23:50Who says somebody's just a friend
00:23:52unless they're...
00:23:53Well,
00:23:54something more than a friend.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:05I'll look into it.
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:10Hopefully,
00:24:10it's just nothing.
00:24:11It's just nothing.
00:24:13I'll look into it.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34No.
00:24:36No.
00:24:55Oh, I didn't know you were here.
00:24:58Rough day.
00:25:00Sydney wanted her grandma's famous chili.
00:25:03Thursday night is pizza night.
00:25:08Pizza?
00:25:10Every week?
00:25:11Yep.
00:25:12But I think Sydney's got her heart set on chili.
00:25:20Isn't he adorable?
00:25:23We stopped by and picked up a few things today at my house.
00:25:35Let me tell you, Allison.
00:25:37As soon as I walked in, I just, I started bawling.
00:25:42Oh, hey.
00:25:44It's okay.
00:25:46I'm so wishful.
00:25:49I just don't think I can ever go back to that house.
00:25:55My dad finally texted me back.
00:26:00What did he say?
00:26:01Um, it was weird.
00:26:05Really impersonal.
00:26:08So he needed space.
00:26:11I told him I was embarrassed for him.
00:26:14He didn't respond to that one.
00:26:19Think I should text my dad again?
00:26:23Not right now.
00:26:27They're sleeping.
00:26:30We'll be real quiet.
00:26:36We'll be real quiet.
00:26:59Mom.
00:27:02Oh, she's sleepwalking.
00:27:05She used to do this when she got really stressed out.
00:27:09I'm not supposed to wake her up.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:22Every single thing I do, she tears it apart.
00:27:26I mean, I don't take care of Jim and Sydney properly.
00:27:29I work too much.
00:27:30I drink too much.
00:27:31I don't do the dishes or clean or do the laundry properly.
00:27:36It's all so sexist.
00:27:37It just, it makes me want to scream.
00:27:39And the leprechauns.
00:27:40Did I tell you about the leprechauns?
00:27:42The leprechauns.
00:27:43You did.
00:27:44Have you, uh, I don't know, talked to her about any of this?
00:27:50That's a no.
00:27:52You don't think I should just, you know, try to keep the peace?
00:27:55And for the next few months until we move away?
00:27:58You need to stand up to her before...
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:03I can do that.
00:28:10I will let you know how it goes.
00:28:34I will let you know how it goes.
00:28:42I will let you know how it goes.
00:29:12I will let you know how it goes.
00:29:13uh where'd our family photo go oh i changed it for this one why did you do that well i
00:29:21just
00:29:22love this picture so much but i can change the other one back if you like
00:29:32yes please do that of course it's your house wait claire um i'd like to talk to you
00:29:42let's sit down
00:29:51first of all i understand what you're going through and i can't imagine how disorienting
00:30:00this must all be for you and i'm happy to have you here
00:30:07i just think it would be better for everyone if you could just try to adapt a little to the
00:30:16way
00:30:16we do things around here adapt yeah you know you don't have to do so much you should relax relax
00:30:31yeah we have a certain way of doing things and it would just face it claire
00:30:48sir are you home early what's wrong
00:30:55mom mom what are you doing what's wrong grandma can you show me how to call an uber sweetheart
00:31:03i think it's best i not drive right now where are you going mom what's going on ask allison
00:31:13claire i didn't say anything it seems my being here has become a burden
00:31:18and that's the last thing i wanted i was just trying to help
00:31:25but allison is right this is her house
00:31:28and it's time that i don't want to be alive anymore
00:31:35oh don't say that mom please don't say that
00:31:37everything's gonna be okay grandma please don't leave
00:32:08what the hell did you say to her
00:32:09what the hell did you say to her
00:32:10i told her that she should it means that we have a routine
00:32:15and she's welcome to be a part of it but i'd like to stick to it
00:32:19allison she is just trying to help out the man she's been with most of her life is out
00:32:23there with some other woman think about how that feels
00:32:25i have thought about how that feels and i told her that
00:32:29what else you tell her that's it
00:32:32that's it yes that's it jim do you think i'm lying
00:32:43that was adorable
00:32:48sydney you always know how to cheer me up
00:32:53what about this big move to new york
00:32:58um i don't know
00:32:59i mean it's kind of exciting
00:33:02but it's kind of scary
00:33:04of course it is
00:33:06you have so many nice friends here
00:33:10mums will make new friends
00:33:11plus we'll still come back and visit
00:33:20what else she'll be going into high school
00:33:24i hate to say this but
00:33:26teenage girls
00:33:28they just love to find somebody new to pick on
00:33:34but i'm sure
00:33:44well part of the problem is that i have kept my mouth shut for too long about too many things
00:33:51so what things are you talking about
00:33:52just a bunch of little things
00:33:55like what
00:33:56like comments
00:33:58about me not being good enough
00:34:00oh she doesn't mean it
00:34:01that is how she is with everyone
00:34:03that is not how she is with everyone
00:34:07and she always just feels like it's okay to stop by unannounced
00:34:12always
00:34:15you didn't even ask me before you gave her a key to the house
00:34:18no you're right i didn't and i should have
00:34:21you never complained about the free babysitting
00:34:23or how she looks after the house when we're out of town also for free
00:34:26i bet you'll miss that when we're in new york
00:34:29all right let's just stop because you're not hearing me jim
00:34:33yes let's stop great idea
00:34:34you know what i'm gonna take a shower
00:34:49hey
00:34:53how's it going
00:34:58how long has she been so comfortable in me
00:35:01just leave her alone
00:35:07how long has she been so comfortable in the middle of the night
00:35:28you know
00:35:29you know
00:35:29that's what i'm looking for
00:35:30it's like if i'm talking about a lot of things
00:35:31he's going to go
00:35:31and i'm thinking about it
00:35:31like that's how a lot of things
00:35:31so hopefully i'll just leave the room
00:35:36Well, I've got good news.
00:35:39Yeah?
00:35:42Charlene Cansfield.
00:35:43She's a woman.
00:35:45She's Allison's friend, and they have lunch together.
00:35:50Oh.
00:35:52What's the matter?
00:35:53I thought you'd be happy at that news.
00:35:55Oh, of course I am.
00:35:58Well, as happy as I can be these days.
00:36:06You know, Clara, you look, um, you look really nice to me.
00:36:16I'm sorry, I just, whoa.
00:36:19Oh, you don't ever have to apologize for paying me a compliment.
00:36:24It's, uh, not likely that Allison is sneaking around on Jim.
00:36:29But this, uh, jolly lady, on the other hand, that's a totally different story.
00:36:34Oh, do tell.
00:36:37Yeah, well, I saw her playing kissy face with the, uh, pool guy, in spite of the wedding band on
00:36:44her finger.
00:36:44Is that right?
00:36:46Mm.
00:36:47Mm.
00:36:50I don't even own a pool.
00:36:52I guess I'm doing something wrong.
00:36:55You're adorable.
00:37:00Wow, this is my lucky day.
00:37:03What's that?
00:37:06Will you excuse me a moment?
00:37:09Of course.
00:37:11Of course.
00:37:17Mariah?
00:37:18Is that you?
00:37:19Clear.
00:37:20Where are you?
00:37:21So good to see you.
00:37:23It's been so long.
00:37:25Look at you.
00:37:27More beautiful than ever.
00:37:29I always said, you and Jim made the most gorgeous couple I've ever seen.
00:37:34Too sweet.
00:37:35How is Jim?
00:37:37He's great.
00:37:38I know he'd love to see you.
00:37:41You have to come for dinner.
00:37:42Uh, yes.
00:37:43I won't take no for an answer.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Then I won't.
00:37:57Okay.
00:38:02Then I won't.
00:38:09Gross, guys.
00:38:12What was that for?
00:38:13I missed you.
00:38:16Really?
00:38:17I thought about some of the things you said last night, and I think you're right.
00:38:21I wasn't really listening to you, and I'm sorry.
00:38:27Dinner's going to be ready soon.
00:38:30Oh, I already ate it.
00:38:30Allison?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34Next time, maybe you could tell me if you eat elsewhere.
00:38:38I just hate to waste food.
00:38:40She's a big girl, Mom.
00:38:42Big girls have good manners.
00:38:44I hope that's supposed to be a joke, but either way, don't say stuff like that, Mom.
00:38:48Please.
00:38:51Sure, Claire.
00:38:52I'll let you know next time.
00:38:55And there's nothing wrong with leftovers.
00:39:00Bruce loved leftovers.
00:39:04You mean loves them, right?
00:39:06He's not dead, Mom.
00:39:25What's wrong?
00:39:29Nothing.
00:39:29You sure?
00:39:31Why are we whispering?
00:39:33Because I don't want interruptions this time.
00:39:40What was that?
00:39:41Nothing.
00:39:49Okay, I heard it that time.
00:39:53Sidney should be in bed by now.
00:40:14Oh, my God, Mom.
00:40:16Jim.
00:40:22Come on, do it.
00:40:33Hello.
00:40:34Hello.
00:40:35Can I help you?
00:40:36How's a long time ago, back when my dear Richard was still living?
00:40:43I just have the most perfect life here.
00:40:47How nice.
00:40:48We love it here, too.
00:40:49I'm Charlie.
00:40:51Well, it's nice to meet you, Charlie.
00:40:53My name's Marilyn.
00:40:55Would you like to take a look inside?
00:40:59Well, maybe just a little peek.
00:41:01Come on in.
00:41:03Oh, I love what you've done with the space.
00:41:06Well, this is how it was when we moved in.
00:41:09We're getting ready to redo everything.
00:41:11Make it Jerome.
00:41:12That's good.
00:41:14Huh.
00:41:18Um, no.
00:41:20He's our pool guy.
00:41:24Is he even 18?
00:41:26Hmm?
00:41:27Don't tell me you're breaking child labor laws, Charlie.
00:41:31Bradley's 25.
00:41:33Everything's on the up and up.
00:41:3625.
00:41:37Hmm.
00:41:38Still a baby.
00:41:40Oh, I love these countertops.
00:41:46Hmm.
00:41:47Your children?
00:41:49Yes.
00:41:50Ten and seven.
00:41:53Cherish them.
00:41:54Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and you won't know what to do with yourself.
00:41:59Take it from me.
00:42:00He treats me like a queen.
00:42:03The only problem is his wife.
00:42:06Oh?
00:42:07What's the problem?
00:42:08Well, sometimes I worry she's just a no-good, dirty bitch.
00:42:15She's ungrateful.
00:42:18Disrespectful.
00:42:20Some people seem to think she's pretty, but I don't see it.
00:42:24She drinks too much.
00:42:27She's a lackluster mother.
00:42:29She's probably a frigid wife.
00:42:32Oh, yes.
00:42:34You know her.
00:42:36What are you talking about?
00:42:41I told a little, really, Marilyn, it's Claire.
00:42:45My daughter-in-law's name is Allison.
00:42:50Not surprisingly, her own parents are a couple of deadbeats who couldn't even pay for the wedding.
00:42:58Allison almost talked Jim into a lull pig.
00:43:02Luckily, I got wind of that and I took care of everything.
00:43:06It was beautiful.
00:43:11But do you think she thanked me?
00:43:14Oh, yes.
00:43:15She thanked me, but she didn't mean it.
00:43:18She resented it.
00:43:20She resented me.
00:43:23But I had no idea.
00:43:27Poor Allison.
00:43:30This explains a lot.
00:43:35It's time for you to go, Claire.
00:43:40How did it start between you two?
00:43:47Excuse me?
00:43:48You and Bradley.
00:43:51A bit tawdry, isn't it?
00:43:53Sleeping with the help.
00:43:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:43:59Oh, listen, I get it.
00:44:01I mean, I slept with the same man for 38 years, don't you?
00:44:07And you just, you just want to shove your husband into the nearest freezer.
00:44:12You need to go now.
00:44:17Does David know?
00:44:20Well, how about Stella and Jack?
00:44:23Do they know about Mommy's special friend, Bracky?
00:44:31My Bruce was a detective.
00:44:35His ex-partner is still on the job.
00:44:39He has a little crush on me.
00:44:42And my, oh my, did he dig up some dirt on you, girl.
00:44:48The thing I want to do is break up a family.
00:44:51There's no need for that to happen.
00:44:56I just need a little favor, that's all.
00:45:05So, anything new with your mother-in-law?
00:45:08Well, she showed up in our bedroom last night,
00:45:11right when Jim and I were about to have sex again.
00:45:15And supposedly she was sleepwalking.
00:45:18I don't know why.
00:45:19I feel like she might be doing it on purpose.
00:45:23That seems
00:45:26pretty far-fetched.
00:45:28Well, I don't know.
00:45:30It seems she will provoke me on purpose
00:45:33and then play the victim if I bite.
00:45:35Are you expecting a phone call?
00:45:38What?
00:45:39You keep looking at your phone.
00:45:42No.
00:45:43No, I'm sorry.
00:45:46I'm just
00:45:47thinking of how to put this.
00:45:50Huh?
00:45:52There's only
00:45:53one way to say it.
00:45:59You're starting to sound like
00:46:02a real bitch,
00:46:04Allison.
00:46:07What?
00:46:09I'm sorry.
00:46:12What?
00:46:13Her doing the cooking,
00:46:15cleaning the house,
00:46:16and sleepwalking?
00:46:18No.
00:46:19No.
00:46:20I mean,
00:46:21haven't you heard anything I've said?
00:46:24Yes.
00:46:25I've heard everything you've said.
00:46:28But when's the last time
00:46:30you listened to me?
00:46:32When's the last time
00:46:33you asked about
00:46:34David and the kids?
00:46:37We talk about your family
00:46:39all the time.
00:46:41Not nearly
00:46:41as much as we talk about you.
00:46:45It's all about you
00:46:47lately,
00:46:48Allison.
00:46:53Really?
00:46:59All right.
00:47:00Well,
00:47:01if that's the case,
00:47:04I am so sorry.
00:47:06I'm so sorry.
00:47:10Do you know how disinterested
00:47:11David's mom is in our lives?
00:47:14I would love it
00:47:15if she cared half as much
00:47:17as your mother-in-law does.
00:47:21What is going on with you?
00:47:24You have never said anything
00:47:26to me like this
00:47:27ever before.
00:47:28And now,
00:47:29all of a sudden,
00:47:30when?
00:47:30Is this all
00:47:31has been a setup
00:47:32for this moment?
00:47:37Paranoid?
00:47:39Paranoid?
00:47:40Really?
00:47:42You know,
00:47:43you were supposed
00:47:44to be my friend.
00:47:48I am
00:47:49your friend.
00:47:53I'm actually
00:47:54your only friend
00:47:56because
00:47:57you drive
00:47:58everyone else away.
00:48:03Okay.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:07I'm fine.
00:48:17I'm fine.
00:48:21I'm fine.
00:48:31I'm fine.
00:48:51Sorry about that.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:56TJ, we're not.
00:49:01Not great.
00:49:02Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
00:49:07Don't forget, Sydney.
00:49:09We're going out later tonight.
00:49:12Do I have to?
00:49:13You most certainly do, young lady.
00:49:16And don't speak that way to her.
00:49:18I think it's wonderful that the two of you still have mother-daughter dates.
00:49:23Don't call it a date.
00:49:25It's weird.
00:49:26There is nothing weird about spending quality time with your mother.
00:49:30Do you understand?
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:36I understand.
00:49:37Good.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:43Yeah, of course.
00:49:46Don't forget to bring your bathing suit.
00:49:49Dad says there's a pool at the hotel.
00:49:52That's cool.
00:49:54But, um, you know.
00:50:04You guys don't have to keep trying so hard to spend one-on-one time with me.
00:50:10I mean, what's the deal?
00:50:12Did you read that in a parenting manual or something?
00:50:32Mom, what are you doing?
00:50:34I told you you don't need to make dinner tonight.
00:50:36Don't mind me.
00:50:37I don't know.
00:51:07You look fantastic.
00:51:08There she is.
00:51:10Hi, Claire.
00:51:11Look at you like a supermodel.
00:51:14Thank you so much for inviting me.
00:51:16Thank you so much for coming on such short notice.
00:51:19It's been way too long.
00:51:23You did know I was coming, right?
00:51:25Yeah, of course.
00:51:26I just, I lost track of time.
00:51:29I'm just, um...
00:51:33I'm gonna go change real quick.
00:51:36Oh, you brought a lovely bottle of wine.
00:51:39You are so thoughtful.
00:51:41Let's crack this baby open, shall we?
00:51:44I know I certainly could use a glass.
00:51:47So, how's school?
00:51:52It's fine.
00:51:54What's wrong?
00:51:58Nothing.
00:52:01Come on, Sidney.
00:52:04You can tell me.
00:52:06No.
00:52:08You don't want to hear it.
00:52:10What do you mean?
00:52:13I mean, I'm worried about moving.
00:52:17I'm worried about losing all of my friends.
00:52:20And I'm worried about starting high school without knowing anybody.
00:52:25But we have to.
00:52:28He does a good job.
00:52:31I'd be worried about those things, too, if I were in your shoes.
00:52:37But you know, your dad and I are gonna be there for you.
00:52:42I know that's not saying much, but...
00:52:46We wouldn't be doing this if we didn't think that, in the long run,
00:52:50and this was gonna be a really good experience for you.
00:52:54But what about Grandma?
00:52:57What about her?
00:52:58We're just gonna leave her here?
00:53:00Alone?
00:53:02That doesn't seem right.
00:53:06I still think your grandfather's gonna come back.
00:53:09And if he doesn't?
00:53:11If he...
00:53:12Care of.
00:53:14What does that even mean?
00:53:21To be honest,
00:53:25I don't really know right now, Sydney.
00:53:30It was an incredible meal, Claire.
00:53:32Thank you so much.
00:53:33It was my pleasure.
00:53:35It's so good to see you.
00:53:37To see the two of you together again.
00:53:40Just like old times.
00:53:43You are the most perfect couple.
00:53:48I always thought you might end up together.
00:53:52A little more?
00:53:54I owe my friend Susie a phone call.
00:53:57I'm gonna go do that right now.
00:54:00Don't you dare go anyplace, okay?
00:54:03You two have to catch up.
00:54:05Okay.
00:54:10You really didn't know that I was coming over tonight, did you?
00:54:15You know what this feels like?
00:54:16What?
00:54:17That scene in sick homes
00:54:18where the kids are trying to trick their parents
00:54:20into getting back together.
00:54:23Right.
00:54:23I mean, she doesn't let us anybody eat off this china.
00:54:27Stop.
00:54:29I can't think she's gonna hear us.
00:54:33Easy now.
00:54:35I remember breathing.
00:54:38I haven't laughed like that since...
00:54:45May.
00:54:49It's really good to see you.
00:54:52It's good to see you.
00:54:54And, look, if you want to talk about anything,
00:54:58I'm here.
00:55:00Thanks, Jen.
00:55:07Hi, Allison.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:10Yeah, no, this isn't, uh...
00:55:12This isn't awkward.
00:55:14Allison.
00:55:18Had dinner?
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:22I can see that.
00:55:24Really, Allison.
00:55:25It's not what it looks like.
00:55:27Oh, yeah?
00:55:28What's it look like to you?
00:55:30Like...
00:55:32A romantic dinner.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:37Basically.
00:55:38But Jim didn't orchestrate this.
00:55:40Oh, no, I can tell that Jim didn't make this meal.
00:55:44Thank you very much.
00:55:46This is Claire's handiwork.
00:55:48Yeah, she called me and invited me over,
00:55:51but Jim didn't know.
00:55:52Can Jim do not speak for himself.
00:55:54Come on.
00:55:55Mariah's just trying to explain.
00:55:57That your mom tricked you both into a romantic dinner.
00:56:00Old hands is...
00:56:02Is that about right?
00:56:04You don't understand.
00:56:05You know what?
00:56:06I should...
00:56:07Am I right?
00:56:07I should leave.
00:56:08Yes.
00:56:10You should.
00:56:11Allison, you're being rude.
00:56:13Your daughter just saw you being intimate with another woman.
00:56:16You realize that?
00:56:18I realized, Sydney, you saw me holding a friend's hand,
00:56:21and I'm going to explain to her exactly why.
00:56:24I can't wait to hear that.
00:56:28I'm sorry, Allison.
00:56:31Mariah, you don't have to go.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34Yeah, I do, Jim.
00:56:36Let me at least show you to your car.
00:56:40What a gentleman.
00:56:41Shut up, Allison.
00:56:50Where is everybody?
00:56:55Sorry, I ruined your little scheme
00:56:58before Jim and Mariah could fall in bed together.
00:57:02My little scheme?
00:57:04Oh, that's right.
00:57:06You don't scheme against anybody.
00:57:08You never have ulterior motives, do you?
00:57:12I'm confused.
00:57:13What is it you're implying, Allison?
00:57:16I'm not implying anything.
00:57:19I'm accusing you of setting up this dinner
00:57:22in order to cause a rift.
00:57:24But never do such a thing.
00:57:27You did do such a thing, Claire.
00:57:31And congratulations.
00:57:34It worked.
00:57:41How was Mariah?
00:57:43I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
00:57:48She's okay.
00:57:49She's okay.
00:57:50It just breaks my heart.
00:57:54I mean, look at her.
00:57:56She seems so healthy.
00:57:59What do you mean, Jim?
00:58:05The time she has left.
00:58:12It's just so sad.
00:58:29Why didn't you tell me?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:33I should have.
00:58:36I've had a hard time processing it myself.
00:58:40She ran to my mom a few days ago and texted me.
00:58:43And I've just been trying to listen to how she feels.
00:58:47She's scared.
00:58:48I know what it must look like.
00:58:49Like my mom was trying to rekindle some old plane.
00:58:52But I think she was just trying to make Mariah feel good for an evening.
00:59:02I'm going to talk to Sidney.
00:59:03I need to explain what was going on.
00:59:07Allison?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09No.
00:59:09Go ahead.
00:59:33I'm going to talk to Sidney.
01:00:09I'm going to talk to Sidney.
01:00:10I'm going to talk to Sidney.
01:00:27I'm going to talk to Sidney.
01:00:28Have fun at the concert.
01:00:30Send me lots of pictures.
01:00:32Okay. I love you. Bye, Grandma. See you tomorrow. Miss you, baby. Call you later. Take care of your
01:00:38daddy. Bye. You drive safe, you hear me? No fighting, you two. Us? Fight? Bye. Have fun.
01:00:57I'm going to make us a nice dinner tonight, Claire. We need to talk. I thought I would
01:01:03cook tonight. No, I'm going to cook. But first I'm going to go for a run. Since when do
01:01:12you run? Since right now.
01:01:43You destroyed my best friendship, Claire. What else do you want from me?
01:02:22Oh. We're eating in the dining room.
01:02:27And using the china. If it's good enough for Jim and Mariah, it's good enough for you
01:02:33and me, right? Have a seat. Stir-fry. Looks very nice. Oh, I never cared for it.
01:02:51No, thank you. It's not a weeknight. Live a little.
01:02:59What shall we toast to?
01:03:03It's not that two-buck Chuck stuff, is it? Let's eat. I called Mariah. I needed to apologize
01:03:12for the way I treated her. Good for you. I know it's not easy for you to admit to your
01:03:19mistakes.
01:03:20That was a good move on your part. The way you made me look bad like that. But it wasn't
01:03:26very fair to Mariah, was it? Oh, Allison, I never tried to make you look bad.
01:03:32Um, yeah, you have. Many, many times. Why do I feel like I'm being ambushed here?
01:03:43I'm always honest with you. Are you sure there's nothing you want to get off your chest?
01:03:50No. No problem you have with me. Now's your chance. Anything you want to say at all.
01:03:58Is this dinner or family therapy? I made the mistake at the beginning
01:04:04for not putting my foot down, for not setting boundaries, starting with letting you take
01:04:11over the wedding. That was my fault, and I shouldn't have done that. Most brides would
01:04:17have killed for that wedding. That's true. But your son was... You're a wonderful mother.
01:04:29You've raised a fantastic son. He is respectful and caring. And you're a fantastic grandmother.
01:04:40Father, Sidney adores you. But either you treat me with respect, or get out of my house.
01:04:58Understood.
01:05:02Okay. Good. Did you use some meat tenderizer on this steak? You know?
01:05:13Whack! Whack! Whack!
01:05:18Um, actually, I did.
01:05:22Mmm. I knew it.
01:05:25Mmm.
01:05:40Good night.
01:05:42Yeah. I think we really hashed some things out.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:48Well, I'm glad Sidney enjoyed the concert.
01:05:51I miss you guys.
01:05:54I love you.
01:05:56See you tomorrow.
01:05:58Good night.
01:06:00Good night.
01:06:07Good night.
01:06:13Good night.
01:06:17Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:18Good night.
01:06:37Hello, it's Will.
01:06:39Leave a message, please.
01:06:40Will.
01:06:42I'm so afraid.
01:06:44It's Allison.
01:06:46I need your help.
01:06:48Will.
01:07:13Claire.
01:07:17Are you sleepwalking again?
01:07:21What?
01:07:31What are you doing?
01:07:32What am I doing?
01:07:34What anybody would do if their daughter-in-law went crazy in the middle of the night and tried to
01:07:39kill them.
01:07:40I'm defending myself.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:07:48Oh, my God.
01:08:21Oh, my God.
01:08:25Jack, you little, stony, stupid, funny, man!
01:08:30You never deserved him!
01:08:34You never, ever!
01:09:05Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:08Oh!
01:09:09Oh no!
01:09:09Oh, thank god you got my message!
01:09:10She went crazy!
01:09:12She said she was gonna get rid of me the same way she got rid of her friend Charlie
01:09:18Charlie?
01:09:19She tried to kill me!
01:09:21You are insane!
01:09:23You don't know what you're talking about.
01:09:25You stop right there.
01:09:27Well, let me pull out my gun, Allison.
01:09:29I don't want to, but I will.
01:09:31Will, you don't understand.
01:09:33That's not what happened.
01:09:34Yeah, yeah, fine.
01:09:36You stay right there, and you show me your hands.
01:09:44Oh, Will.
01:09:46You just saved my life.
01:09:49You know?
01:10:00I believe it's the murder weapon.
01:10:02Yes.
01:10:04Wiped clean of fingerprints.
01:10:11We found it in your closet, Allison.
01:10:20Oh, come on, Will.
01:10:23Think about it.
01:10:25If I did do it, why would I hold on to that thing?
01:10:32You don't really believe that I killed my best friend.
01:10:39I loved Charlie.
01:10:41Loved her.
01:10:42You know me.
01:10:43You know me.
01:10:45Why would I do something like that?
01:10:51The pool guy said that you and Charlie had a really big argument the other day.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59So what?
01:11:00So what was it about?
01:11:02It was about Claire.
01:11:06Oh, God.
01:11:09Yeah, somehow Claire put all this together.
01:11:13Yeah.
01:11:16She definitely has something to do with this.
01:11:18Oh, it's always Claire's fault, isn't it?
01:11:21The woman who raised your husband, your daughter's grandmother, has been ran off with another woman after nearly four decades
01:11:28of marriage.
01:11:31When can I see Jim?
01:11:34Who you really need to see is a lawyer.
01:11:39Please, Will.
01:11:40Will, I just want to see Jim.
01:11:43Please.
01:11:44Will.
01:11:45You're wrong.
01:11:49Oh, my God.
01:11:51Oh, no.
01:11:55I think all the stress must have just got to her.
01:12:00Her job, the move.
01:12:03Lord knows I'm not the easiest house guest, Jim.
01:12:10Allison's not a killer, Mom.
01:12:13I know she's not.
01:12:15Twenty-four hours ago, I would have said the exact same thing.
01:12:19But, Jim, she tried to kill me.
01:12:23Do you understand that?
01:12:28You do believe me, don't you?
01:12:34Jim, I'm your mother.
01:12:38Jim.
01:12:43You can see her now.
01:12:54Where's Sydney?
01:12:55I took her over to Kelly.
01:12:56She doesn't know what's going on with you.
01:12:57Okay, good.
01:12:58Good, that's good.
01:12:59Allison, what's going on?
01:13:02You know I didn't do it, right?
01:13:04Any of it.
01:13:09Jim.
01:13:11Listen to me very carefully.
01:13:13It is time for you to make a decision.
01:13:17You either choose me or you choose your mother.
01:13:20I choose you.
01:13:21Of course I do, Allison.
01:13:22Okay, good answer.
01:13:25Okay, good answer.
01:13:25No, I need you to go to your parents' house right now and before she has a joke around, check
01:13:31the entire house.
01:13:33What am I looking for?
01:13:36Jim, I hope that I'm wrong.
01:13:38But I don't think that your dad ran off with another woman.
01:13:42What?
01:13:43I mean, do you really think that your dad would do that to your mom?
01:13:48I don't think so.
01:13:51And even if he did, I mean, do you really think that he would ignore you this whole time?
01:14:00No, he loves you more than anything.
01:14:05You're the most important thing in the world to him.
01:14:08He would at least want a chance to explain himself to you.
01:14:13Go.
01:14:17I love you.
01:15:08I hope you're wrong about this, Allison.
01:15:36I hope you're wrong.
01:15:57I hope you're wrong.
01:16:20I hope you're wrong.
01:16:22Oh.
01:16:24I see.
01:16:27I see.
01:16:37It's a shame about the China.
01:16:44It was such a lovely set.
01:16:46It was such a lovely party.
01:17:00It was such a lovely, beautiful thing.
01:17:05It was such a lovely, beautiful day.
01:17:08It was such a lovely, beautiful day.
01:17:15I guess we'll start cleaning up for her as Sydney comes home.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:25Are we okay?
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:29We're good.
01:17:45We're good.
01:18:15We're good.
01:18:17We're good.
01:18:31Yeah.
01:18:35Yeah.
01:18:40Who are you?
01:18:42Yeah.
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