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00:01:13It's fine, Allison.
00:01:15Dad, didn't I hear something new about one of your old cases?
00:01:18I told you about the end of a cold case, didn't I?
00:01:21No.
00:01:22It certainly told the rest of the world.
00:01:24Finally got a confession.
00:01:26You want to guess who did it?
00:01:28The guy you thought did it?
00:01:30Damn right.
00:01:31Richard Paul.
00:01:32Just like I always said.
00:01:34That's great.
00:01:35Makes me wish I hadn't retired.
00:01:39You did more than your fair share of good, Dad.
00:01:41That job's going to give you a heart attack.
00:01:43Time to enjoy life.
00:01:45This is very nice, Allison.
00:01:48Thank you, Claire.
00:01:50The chicken's not as dry as you usually make it.
00:01:52Come on, Mom.
00:01:56I noticed that China could use good polish.
00:01:59I'll come over this week to do it.
00:02:02Oh, no.
00:02:03You do not have to do that.
00:02:04It was my wedding gift to you.
00:02:14Mom, Dad, we actually have some big news of our own.
00:02:24Well, I got a promotion.
00:02:27Hey, that a girl?
00:02:28Vice president.
00:02:30Whoa.
00:02:30Oh, and there's something else.
00:02:35Mm-hmm.
00:02:36Well, the position is in New York, and we'll be moving there this summer.
00:02:44Holy smokes, that is big news.
00:02:47I love that.
00:02:49I know this is a really big change.
00:02:52But Jim and I think, you know, it could be an adventure for our family.
00:02:58You know, I've been thinking about getting an RV.
00:03:01We could ride out to see him, catch the sights on the way.
00:03:04What do you think, Claire?
00:03:07Hmm.
00:03:08Yes.
00:03:12Congratulations, Allison.
00:03:38Car's foot away.
00:03:41Are you still pouting?
00:03:44I don't pout.
00:03:47Hey, your baby boy.
00:03:49Doesn't need you anymore.
00:03:51He belongs to Allison now.
00:03:53He'll be all right.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:57I'm teasing.
00:04:00I'm gonna miss him, too.
00:04:03Look at the bright side.
00:04:04Finally, it will just be the two of us.
00:04:12I can take a little blue pill.
00:04:18Claire.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:52Are you decent?
00:04:55Go!
00:04:56What are you doing?
00:04:56Yeah!
00:04:56Go away!
00:04:57Ah!
00:04:58Ah!
00:05:00Yeah!
00:05:01Oh, my God.
00:05:33Oh, my God.
00:06:12Oh, my God.
00:06:30Oh, my God.
00:06:30She's right.
00:06:31You need some new material.
00:06:33New material?
00:06:36Hey, Sydney, take a look at these.
00:06:39What?
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42The concert tickets.
00:06:43You actually got them?
00:06:45Thank you so much, Dad.
00:06:47That is so awesome.
00:07:04Oh, hey, Charlie.
00:07:07Hey.
00:07:08I know we're supposed to meet for lunch today, but I've got contractors coming over, and
00:07:12who knows when they'll show up.
00:07:14Oh, that's cool.
00:07:15We can reschedule.
00:07:16Why don't we just eat at my place instead?
00:07:18I've got tons of food.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:21Sounds like a plan.
00:07:23See you later.
00:07:27Why didn't you just tell him to do the dishes?
00:07:31You're right.
00:07:33You're right.
00:07:33It sounds completely ridiculous, doesn't it?
00:07:36Don't you find it interesting?
00:07:38You have no problem asserting yourself at work.
00:07:41Yet at home...
00:07:42All right.
00:07:43You're sounding like a shrink.
00:07:44Jim's a good guy.
00:07:46Just tell him what you need from him.
00:07:48Ah, but that's the thing.
00:07:49I don't want to have to tell him.
00:07:51I'm his wife, not his mother.
00:07:54Aha.
00:07:55Aha.
00:07:57It always comes back to your mother-in-law.
00:08:00Okay, well, she's a little hard to avoid.
00:08:02I mean, she stops by all the time.
00:08:04I mean, she even comes over to make sure that Jim has enough clean laundry.
00:08:07Did I tell you that?
00:08:08See, this is exactly what I mean.
00:08:12Pathetic, right?
00:08:14That's the thing about biting your tongue.
00:08:16Once you start, it's hard to stop.
00:08:18As soon as I let her take over that wedding, it was like she had...
00:08:23Listen, that is a lot of power to let someone have over you for a long time.
00:08:33What is her secret?
00:08:34I really need to meet this woman.
00:08:37You do not want to meet this woman.
00:08:39Trust me.
00:08:40Did you guys tell her about the mood last night?
00:08:44You know, and I was dreading it because I thought she might get dramatic, but she didn't
00:08:48have much to say at all.
00:08:49It was kind of weird.
00:08:51She's probably in shock.
00:08:54And Jim grew up here.
00:08:56I don't want to call him a mama's boy, but he's kind of a mama's boy.
00:09:02A little bit.
00:09:02And I love him, just so we're clear.
00:09:09Who's that?
00:09:13That is Bradley.
00:09:14The pole guy.
00:09:16He's cute.
00:09:20Yeah, I guess he is.
00:09:25You're moving.
00:09:27I'm going to miss you, by the way.
00:09:30I'm going to miss you too, Charlie.
00:09:32So much.
00:09:55Really, Jim, you still haven't done the dishes.
00:09:59I'll take care of the dishes, honey.
00:10:01You've been working all day.
00:10:02No, my mom, sit down.
00:10:05Allison is right.
00:10:06No woman can stand a messy kitchen.
00:10:08No, mom.
00:10:09The dishes can wait, please.
00:10:17Something can happen.
00:10:18What is it?
00:10:22He left me, Allison.
00:10:25What?
00:10:27Bruce.
00:10:29Ran off.
00:10:30Oh, Claire.
00:10:32Are you sure?
00:10:34Did he say anything?
00:10:37He snuck off while I was doing my shopping.
00:10:43Left me a letter.
00:10:47I even bought him poor jobs.
00:10:50His favorite.
00:10:54I'm sorry, sweetie.
00:10:55You shouldn't have to hear this about your papa.
00:10:58No, it's okay, Grandma.
00:10:59Don't worry about me.
00:11:02No, thank you.
00:11:04That generic stuff you buy, it's too rough on my skin.
00:11:10He met her at the gym.
00:11:13And look what happened.
00:11:17Her name's Missy.
00:11:20Who names a child Missy?
00:11:24Well, Missy made him feel young again.
00:11:30And Missy has a Winnebago.
00:11:34And apparently the two of them are, I don't know, touring the national parks or whatever it is people doing
00:11:41those tacky things.
00:11:43He'll come back, Mom.
00:11:45He has to.
00:11:46I should have known something was wrong.
00:11:50Last night when we got home, he was so quiet.
00:11:57But I think he realized that he could just go ahead and leave, too.
00:12:09I'm going to die alone.
00:12:11Mom, no, don't say that.
00:12:14Mom.
00:12:16You're right.
00:12:18I shouldn't say these kinds of things in front of you and Sydney.
00:12:23I need to be an adult and deal with this myself.
00:12:28Let me just take care of those dishes.
00:12:31I will get out of your hair and I'm sure you have to start dinner.
00:12:35Forget about the dishes.
00:12:36Look now.
00:12:37Yeah, you know that.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:46You are so lucky, Allison.
00:12:50You're Jim is right.
00:12:51You need to sit and relax.
00:12:54I'll order some food.
00:12:56Well, let me cook.
00:12:58It'll give me something to do.
00:13:00Lord knows I need something to do right now.
00:13:04No, Claire, I'm going to order something delicious.
00:13:08I can't eat delivery.
00:13:10It gives me indigestion and it's always cold by the time it arrives.
00:13:15Not to mention the cost.
00:13:18It's fine.
00:13:19You guys relax.
00:13:21Is there anything I can get you?
00:13:24Maybe some wine?
00:13:26I don't drink on weeknights and I'm certainly not going to start now.
00:13:31No offense to you, Allison.
00:13:33I know how you love your wine.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:52This is very nice, Allison.
00:13:55You're a dear.
00:13:56I'm glad you like it.
00:14:02I wonder what Bruce had for dinner.
00:14:06Do you think Missy made him pork chops?
00:14:17I want you to stay here tonight.
00:14:20Oh, nonsense.
00:14:21I couldn't impose.
00:14:22No, you wouldn't be imposing.
00:14:24Well, I don't even have my pills or creams.
00:14:28I'll run your house and pick up whatever you need.
00:14:30I don't know.
00:14:31Mom, I insist.
00:14:33Tim, you haven't even asked Allison.
00:14:35I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want the burden of company right now.
00:14:39Allison doesn't mind, right?
00:14:47I do work in here sometimes.
00:14:51I can move my stuff if you like.
00:14:53Please.
00:14:55My mind is cluttered enough already.
00:14:57I can't bear a cluttered room.
00:15:00Who's Charlie?
00:15:02Just a friend.
00:15:05I never denied him sex.
00:15:08You know.
00:15:09Not once.
00:15:11In 38 years.
00:15:14Oh.
00:15:17I can't imagine what you must be going through, Claire.
00:15:23Wouldn't kill you, Lori.
00:15:25Don't mind me.
00:15:26I'm just forgetting my parents.
00:15:29I understand.
00:15:31It's going to take some time.
00:15:34Jim will be back soon with your things.
00:15:37And there's fresh towels on the bed.
00:15:41Get yourself settled, and let me know if you need anything.
00:15:49What a mess.
00:15:52I'm a mess.
00:15:58Yeah?
00:16:02Hey.
00:16:03Hey.
00:16:06You want to talk about what's going on with your grandparents?
00:16:14I don't know.
00:16:16I mean, it's all just really weird.
00:16:19But why would Pop Pop do that to Grandma?
00:16:24I don't know, honey.
00:16:27Adults don't always behave rationally.
00:16:35Everything okay?
00:16:36Oh, yes.
00:16:37Everything okay?
00:16:37I was just going to wash these sheets and towels.
00:16:39Oh, those are all clean.
00:16:41Oh, they seem a little dusty.
00:16:43You know my allergies.
00:16:45Okay.
00:16:46Um, let me wash them for you.
00:16:47No, sure.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49Is it that generic set?
00:16:52Um, I don't remember the brand.
00:16:55Well, I'll make do.
00:16:57And do you have any laundry you'd like Grandma to do for you, Sydney?
00:17:01Oh, um, no.
00:17:02Thank you, Grandma.
00:17:03What about a snack?
00:17:04You barely touched dinner.
00:17:07It seemed like you didn't care for it.
00:17:09Um, yeah, sure.
00:17:11I'm a little hungry.
00:17:12Sydney can make her own snack.
00:17:14You really should take it easy, Claire.
00:17:16These hands were not meant to be idle.
00:17:19Fridge looked pretty bare,
00:17:20but Grandma will whip you up something yummy.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:25Oh, and where are your cleaning supplies?
00:17:27Under the kitchen sink.
00:17:34Bruce Palmer here.
00:17:36Unless you're trying to sell me something,
00:17:38leave a message.
00:17:40Dad, what the hell is going on?
00:17:41Well, call me as soon as you can.
00:17:50I always thought my dad and I were really close,
00:17:52and now all of a sudden I feel like I don't even know him.
00:17:59It's got to be some fleeting thing.
00:18:00I mean, he's got to come back, right?
00:18:03I mean, my mom does everything for him.
00:18:09Yeah, I hope so.
00:18:28I hope so.
00:18:48Grandma?
00:18:52Oh, I don't know.
00:18:55Just keeping my mind off your grandfather, I guess.
00:19:00This floor needed it.
00:19:03Between you and I, this whole house needs good scrubbing.
00:19:07You don't need to do that, Grandma. You should go to sleep.
00:19:10I like doing it.
00:19:12I'm going to be taking care of a lot of things around here for you and your dad.
00:19:18And your mom.
00:19:20I'm really glad that you're here.
00:19:22Have no fear. Grandma's here.
00:19:27Good night.
00:19:28Good night, dear.
00:19:31Good night.
00:19:43Good night.
00:19:48Good night.
00:19:51Good night.
00:19:59it must be nice sleeping in like that it's 7 a.m. breakfast is on the table dig in before
00:20:08it gets
00:20:08too cold i don't really eat breakfast thank you though well that's what sydney said hmm this is
00:20:15the best breakfast i've ever had grandma we'll call it a three-way tie the girl needed it she
00:20:23is wasting away oh i guess you didn't know that condiments expire most people don't no i don't
00:20:46it smells delicious in here oh good morning sweetie you didn't have to do all this
00:20:52well somebody's got to take care of you guys look at my little boy all grown up did you
00:20:59iron my shirt oh and don't worry allison your snoring will be our little secret although
00:21:07you might want to get that checked out i know an excellent doctor who helped my friend's
00:21:13husband saved their marriage eat mister so how do you like that coffee i prefer it a little
00:21:28stronger it's decaf bet you didn't know that no i didn't i would love to help you kick the caffeine
00:21:41habit it's a double shot right yeah so i feel like a fool call me old-fashioned so i feel
00:22:06like a fool
00:22:07call me old-fashioned i thought he still considered me well sexy how embarrassing is that sexy
00:22:26how embarrassing is that i'll say that claire you're a beautiful woman
00:22:36bless your heart will but i know you're just saying that to make me feel no i'm not you're gorgeous
00:22:43do you have a tissue oh sure of course sorry thank you no i i feel like an old car
00:22:54that that
00:22:55bruce got sick of everybody always wants the new model you know claire you're gonna have to stop
00:23:03that kind of talk you are have you heard from me i want to do something for you
00:23:14well maybe there's something you could do name it it's done i don't want to get you in trouble though
00:23:20i'm a big boy it's not about bruce it's it's allison
00:23:28i'm afraid she might be up to something
00:23:33allison like what well i caught a glimpse of a message on her computer from some man named charlie
00:23:42i got the impression that they meet regularly just a friend but who says somebody's just a friend unless
00:23:52they're well something more than a friend
00:24:04okay i'll look into it yes hopefully it's just nothing
00:24:15okay
00:24:16okay
00:24:22okay
00:24:23okay
00:24:32I don't know.
00:24:55Oh, I didn't know you were here.
00:24:58Rough day.
00:25:00Sydney wanted her grandma's famous chili.
00:25:03Thursday night is pizza night.
00:25:08Pizza?
00:25:10Every week?
00:25:11Yep.
00:25:12But I think Sydney's got her heart set on chili.
00:25:19Isn't he adorable?
00:25:23We stopped by and picked up a few things today at my house.
00:25:35Let me tell you, Allison.
00:25:37As soon as I walked in, I just, I started bawling.
00:25:43Hey, it's okay.
00:25:46I was so wishful.
00:25:49I just don't think I can ever go back to that house.
00:25:55My dad finally texted me back.
00:26:00What did he say?
00:26:02It was weird.
00:26:05Really impersonal.
00:26:08So he needed space.
00:26:11I told him I was embarrassed for him.
00:26:14He didn't respond to that one.
00:26:19Think I should text my dad again?
00:26:23Not right now.
00:26:26They're sleeping.
00:26:30We'll be real quiet.
00:26:36We'll be real quiet.
00:26:59Mom.
00:27:02Oh, she's sleepwalking.
00:27:05She used to do this when she got really stressed out.
00:27:09I'm not supposed to wake her up.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:22Every single thing I do, she tears it apart.
00:27:26I mean, I don't take care of Jim and Sidney properly.
00:27:29I work too much.
00:27:30I drink too much.
00:27:31I don't do the dishes or clean or do the laundry properly.
00:27:36It's all so sexist.
00:27:37It just, it makes me want to scream.
00:27:39And the leprechauns.
00:27:40Did I tell you about the leprechauns?
00:27:43You did.
00:27:44Have you, uh, I don't know, talked to her about any of this?
00:27:50That's a no.
00:27:52You don't think I should just, you know, try to keep the peace?
00:27:55And for the next few months until we move away?
00:27:58You need to stand up to her before...
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:03I can do that.
00:28:10I will let you know how it goes.
00:28:36I will let you know how it goes.
00:28:37I will let you know how it goes.
00:29:06Hi Claire
00:29:08Oh Alison
00:29:10Don't you just love this frame
00:29:13Where'd our family photo go?
00:29:16Oh I changed it for this one
00:29:18Why did you do that?
00:29:20Well I just love this picture so much
00:29:26But I can change the other one back if you like
00:29:32Yes, please do that
00:29:34Of course
00:29:36It's your house
00:29:38Wait Claire, um
00:29:40I'd like to talk to you
00:29:42Let's sit down
00:29:51First of all
00:29:54I understand what you're going through
00:29:56And I can't imagine
00:29:58How disorienting this must all be for you
00:30:02And
00:30:03I'm happy to have you here
00:30:07I just think it would be better for everyone
00:30:10If you could just
00:30:12Try to adapt
00:30:15A little to the way we do things around here
00:30:18Adapt?
00:30:20Yeah, you know, you don't have to do so much
00:30:24You should relax
00:30:27Relax
00:30:30Yeah
00:30:31We have a certain way of doing things
00:30:33And it would just be safe
00:30:36Claire
00:30:48Sir, you know, Merlin
00:30:51What's wrong?
00:30:54Mom?
00:30:56Mom, what are you doing?
00:30:58What's wrong, Grandma?
00:31:00Can you show me how to call an Uber, sweetheart?
00:31:04I think it's best I not drive right now
00:31:06Where are you going, Mom?
00:31:08What's going on?
00:31:09Ask Allison
00:31:13Claire, I didn't say anything
00:31:15It seems my being here has become a burden
00:31:18And that's the last thing I wanted
00:31:20I was just trying to help
00:31:23But
00:31:25Allison is right
00:31:26This is her house
00:31:28And it's time that I
00:31:30I don't want to be alive anymore
00:31:35Oh, don't say that, Mom
00:31:36Please don't say that
00:31:37Everything's going to be okay, Grandma
00:31:39Please don't leave
00:32:08What the hell did you say to her?
00:32:10I told her that she should
00:32:12It means that we have a routine
00:32:15And she's welcome to be a part of it
00:32:17But I'd like to stick to it
00:32:19Allison, she is just trying to help out
00:32:21The man she's been with most of her life
00:32:23Is out there with some other woman
00:32:24Think about how that feels
00:32:25I have thought about how that feels
00:32:27And I told her that
00:32:29What else you tell her?
00:32:31That's it
00:32:32That's it
00:32:33Yes, that's it, Jim
00:32:36Do you think I'm lying?
00:32:44That was adorable
00:32:48Sidney, you always know how to cheer me up
00:32:53What about this big move to New York?
00:32:58Um, I don't know
00:32:59I mean, it's kind of exciting
00:33:01But it's kind of scary
00:33:04Of course it is
00:33:06You have so many nice friends here
00:33:09Mom says I'll make new friends
00:33:11Plus, we'll still come back and visit
00:33:13So
00:33:15Hmm
00:33:18What?
00:33:21Well, it's just
00:33:22She'll be going into high school
00:33:24I hate to say this
00:33:26But
00:33:27Teenage girls
00:33:28They just love to find
00:33:31Somebody new to pick on
00:33:34But
00:33:35I'm sure
00:33:44Well, part of the problem
00:33:46Is that
00:33:46I have kept my mouth shut
00:33:48For too long
00:33:49About too many things
00:33:51So what things are you talking about?
00:33:53Just
00:33:53A bunch
00:33:54Of little things
00:33:55Like what?
00:33:57Like comments
00:33:58About me not being good enough
00:34:00Oh, she doesn't mean it
00:34:01That is how she is with everyone
00:34:03That is not how she is with everyone
00:34:07And she always just feels like it's okay to stop by unannounced
00:34:12Always
00:34:15You didn't even ask me before you gave her a key to the house
00:34:18No, you're right
00:34:19I didn't
00:34:20And I should have
00:34:21You never complained about the free babysitting
00:34:23Or how she looks after the house when we're out of town
00:34:25Also for free
00:34:26I bet you'll miss that when we're in New York
00:34:29All right
00:34:30Let's just stop
00:34:31Because you're not hearing me, Jim
00:34:33I guess
00:34:33Let's stop
00:34:34Great idea
00:34:34You know what?
00:34:35I'm gonna take a shower
00:34:49Hey
00:34:53How's it going?
00:34:55You're fine
00:34:59How long has she been so comfortable in the day?
00:35:01Just leave her alone
00:35:15Good morning
00:35:36Well, I've got good news.
00:35:39Yeah?
00:35:40Yeah?
00:35:42Well, Charlene Cansfield, she's a woman, she's Allison's friend, and they have lunch together.
00:35:52What's the matter?
00:35:53I thought you'd be happy at that news.
00:35:55Oh, of course I am.
00:35:58Well, as happy as I can be these days.
00:36:06You know, Claire, you look really nice to me.
00:36:16I'm sorry, I just, whoa.
00:36:19Oh, you don't ever have to apologize for paying me a compliment.
00:36:26It's not likely that Allison is sneaking around on Jim.
00:36:29But this jolly lady, on the other hand, that's a totally different story.
00:36:34Oh, do tell.
00:36:37Yeah, well, I saw her playing kissy face with the pool guy in spite of the wedding band on her
00:36:44finger.
00:36:45Is that right?
00:36:46Mmm.
00:36:47Mmm.
00:36:50I don't even own a pool.
00:36:52I guess I'm doing something wrong.
00:36:55You're adorable.
00:37:01Oh, this is my lucky day.
00:37:03What's that?
00:37:06Will you excuse me a moment?
00:37:09Of course.
00:37:17Mariah?
00:37:18Is that you?
00:37:19Claire?
00:37:20Where are you?
00:37:21So good to see you.
00:37:23It's been so long.
00:37:25Look at you.
00:37:27More beautiful than ever.
00:37:29I always said, you and Jim made the most gorgeous couple I've ever seen.
00:37:34You're too sweet.
00:37:35How is Jim?
00:37:37He's great.
00:37:38I know he'd love to see you.
00:37:41You have to come for dinner.
00:37:42Oh, yes.
00:37:44I won't take no for an answer.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Then I won't.
00:37:57You, you and Jim made the most beautiful.
00:38:01Well, I don't know.
00:38:03entstehing.
00:38:09I don't know.
00:38:11I don't know.
00:38:12You have to try and see you.
00:38:16I mean we can't.
00:38:17I have to try and see you.
00:38:18some of the things you said last night and i think you're right i wasn't really listening to you and
00:38:23i'm sorry thank you dinner's going to be ready soon oh i already allison yeah next time maybe
00:38:36you could tell me if you eat elsewhere i just hate to waste food she's a big girl mom big
00:38:42girls have
00:38:43good manners i hope that's supposed to be a joke by the way don't don't say stuff like that mom
00:38:48please sure claire i'll let you know next time and there's nothing wrong with leftovers
00:39:00bruce loved leftovers you mean loves them right he's not dead
00:39:25what's wrong
00:39:29nothing why are we whispering because i don't want interruptions this time
00:39:39what was that nothing
00:39:49okay hard at that time
00:40:12oh my god mom
00:40:15oh my god mom
00:40:33hello hello can i help you how's a long time ago back when my my dear richard was still living
00:40:43i just had the most perfect life here how nice we love it here too i'm charlie well it's nice
00:40:52to
00:40:52meet you charlie my name's marilyn would you like to take a look inside well maybe just a little peek
00:41:01come on in oh i love what you've done with the space oh well this is how it was when
00:41:08we moved in
00:41:09we're getting ready to redo everything make it jerome that's good
00:41:17i don't know what you're doing um no he's our pool guy
00:41:24is he even 18 hmm don't tell me you're breaking child labor laws charlie
00:41:31bradley's 25 everything's on the up and up
00:41:3625 25 still a baby oh i love these countertops
00:41:47hmm new children yes 10 and 7. cherish them before you know it they'll be all grown up and you
00:41:56won't
00:41:57know what to do with yourself take it from me he treats me like a queen
00:42:02the only problem is his wife oh what's the problem well sometimes i worry she's just a no good
00:42:12dirty bitch she's ungrateful disrespectful
00:42:20some people seem to think she's pretty but i don't see it she drinks too much she's a lackluster
00:42:28mother she's probably a frigid wife oh yes you know her what are you talking about
00:42:41i told a little really marilyn it's claire my daughter-in-law's name is allison
00:42:50not surprisingly her own parents are a couple of dead beats who couldn't even pay for the wedding
00:42:58allison almost talked jim into a low pig luckily i got wind of that and i took care of everything
00:43:07it was beautiful
00:43:11what do you think she thanked me oh yes she thanked me but she didn't mean it she resented it
00:43:20she resented
00:43:21me
00:43:24but i had no idea poor allison this explains a lot
00:43:35it's time for you to go claire
00:43:40how did it start between you two
00:43:47excuse me you and bradley
00:43:50a bit tawdry isn't it sleeping with the help
00:43:56i don't know what you're talking about oh listen i get it i mean i i slept with the same
00:44:03man for 38
00:44:05eight years don't enough and you just you just want to shove your husband into the nearest freezer
00:44:12you need to go now
00:44:17does david know well how about stella and jack
00:44:23do they know about mommy's special friend bradley
00:44:31my bruce was a detective his ex-partner is still on the job
00:44:39he has a little crush on me and my oh my did he dig up some dirt on you girl
00:44:47the thing i want to do is break up a family there's no need for that to happen
00:44:56i just need a little favor that's all
00:45:05so anything new with your mother-in-law well she showed up in our bedroom last night
00:45:10right when jim and i were about to have sex again
00:45:15and supposedly she was sleepwalking i don't know why like i feel like she might be doing it on purpose
00:45:23that seems
00:45:26pretty far-fetched well i don't know it seems she will provoke me on purpose and then play the victim
00:45:34if i bite are you are you expecting a phone call what you keep looking at your phone
00:45:43i'm sorry i'm just thinking of how to put this
00:45:52there's only one way to say it
00:45:59you're starting to sound like a real bitch allison
00:46:08what
00:46:09i'm sorry
00:46:12what her doing the cooking cleaning the house and sleepwalking no no i mean haven't you heard
00:46:22anything i've said yes i've heard everything you've said
00:46:29but when's the last time you listen to me when's the last time you asked about
00:46:35david and the kids we talk about your family all the time not nearly as much as we talk about
00:46:43you
00:46:45it's all about you lately allison
00:46:53really
00:46:58all right well um if that's the case i am so sorry
00:47:09do you know how disinterested david's mom is in our lives i would love it
00:47:16if she cared half as much as your mother-in-law does
00:47:21what is going on with you you have never said anything to me like this ever before and now all
00:47:29of a sudden when is this all has been a a setup for this moment
00:47:38paranoid paranoid really
00:47:42you know you were supposed to be my friend
00:47:48i am your friend
00:47:53i'm actually your only friend
00:47:55because you drive everyone else away
00:48:03okay okay
00:48:51sorry about that it's okay
00:49:01not great
00:49:03i'm sorry to hear that
00:49:07don't forget sydney
00:49:09we're going out later tonight
00:49:12do i have to you most certainly do young lady and don't speak that way to her
00:49:19i think it's wonderful that the two of you still have mother-daughter dates
00:49:23don't call it a date it's weird there is nothing weird about spending quality time with your mother
00:49:30you understand
00:49:32yeah i understand
00:49:38good
00:49:41uh yeah yeah of course
00:49:46uh don't forget to bring your bathing suit
00:49:48dad says there's a pool at the hotel
00:49:52that's cool but um
00:49:56you know
00:50:03what
00:50:03what you guys don't have to keep trying so hard to spend one-on-one time with me
00:50:10i mean what's the deal did you read that in a parenting manual or something
00:50:32mom what are you doing i told you you don't need to make dinner tonight
00:50:35don't mind me
00:50:37don't mind me
00:51:04don't mind me
00:51:05you look fantastic there she is hi claire look at you like a super mom thank you so much for
00:51:15inviting me thank you so much for coming on such short notice it's been way too long
00:51:23you didn't know i was coming right yeah yeah of course i i just i i lost track of time
00:51:32i'm gonna go change real quick oh you brought a lovely bottle of wine you are so thoughtful
00:51:41let's crack this baby open shall we i know i certainly could use a glass
00:51:50so how's school it's fine
00:51:55what's wrong
00:51:58nothing
00:52:01come on sit
00:52:04you can tell me
00:52:07no you don't want to hear it what do you mean
00:52:13i mean i'm worried about moving i'm worried about losing all of my friends and i'm worried about
00:52:21starting high school without knowing anybody
00:52:25but we have to he does a good job
00:52:31i'd be worried about those things too if i were in your shoes
00:52:37but you know your dad and i are going to be there for you
00:52:42i know that's not saying much but
00:52:46we wouldn't be doing this if we didn't think that in the long run this was going to be a
00:52:51really good
00:52:52experience for you but what about grandma
00:52:57what about her we're just going to leave her here alone that doesn't seem right
00:53:06i still think your grandfather's going to come back and if he doesn't
00:53:12if he
00:53:12care of
00:53:14what does that even mean
00:53:21to be honest
00:53:29it was an incredible meal claire thank you so much
00:53:32it was my pleasure
00:53:35so good to see you
00:53:37to see the two of you together again
00:53:40just like old times
00:53:43you are the most perfect couple
00:53:48i always thought you might end up together
00:53:52a little more
00:53:54i owe my friend susie a phone call
00:53:57i'm gonna go do that right now
00:54:00don't you dare go anyplace okay you two have to catch up
00:54:04okay
00:54:10you really didn't know that i was coming over tonight
00:54:13you know what this feels like what that scene in sick homes where the kids are trying to trick
00:54:20their parents into getting back together right i mean she doesn't let us anybody eat off this china
00:54:29i can't think she's gonna hear us
00:54:33easy now
00:54:34i remember breathing
00:54:38i haven't laughed like that since
00:54:45may
00:54:49it's really good to see you
00:54:52it's good to see you
00:54:55and look if you want to talk about anything i'm here
00:55:00thanks jen
00:55:07hi allison
00:55:09yeah yeah no this isn't uh this isn't awkward
00:55:14allison
00:55:18had dinner
00:55:21yeah i can see that really allison it's not what it looks like
00:55:26oh yeah what's it look like to you
00:55:30like
00:55:32a romantic dinner
00:55:35yeah
00:55:37basically but jim didn't orchestrate this
00:55:40oh no i can tell that jim didn't make this meal thank you very much
00:55:46this is claire's handiwork
00:55:48yeah she called me and invited me over but jim didn't know
00:55:52can jim not speak for himself come on mariah's just trying to explain
00:55:57that your mom tricked you both into a romantic dinner old hands is is that about right you don't
00:56:05understand you know what i should am i right i should leave yes you should allison you're being rude
00:56:12your daughter just saw you being intimate with another woman you realize that
00:56:18i realized it and you saw me holding a friend's hand and i'm gonna explain to her exactly why
00:56:24i can't wait to hear that
00:56:28i'm sorry allison
00:56:31oh mariah you don't have to go
00:56:32yeah yeah i do jim
00:56:36let me at least show you to your car
00:56:40what a gentleman shut up alice
00:56:50where is everybody
00:56:55sorry i ruined your little scheme before jim and mariah could fall in bed together
00:57:01my little scheme oh that's right
00:57:06you don't scheme against anybody you never have ulterior motives to you
00:57:12i'm confused what is it you're implying ellison
00:57:16i'm not implying anything
00:57:19i'm accusing you of setting up this dinner in order to cause a rift to ever do such a thing
00:57:27claire you did do such a thing claire and congratulations it worked
00:57:41how was mariah i i didn't get a chance to say goodbye
00:57:48she's okay
00:57:50it just just breaks my heart
00:57:54i mean look at her she seems so healthy
00:57:59what do you mean
00:58:02jim
00:58:06time she has left
00:58:12it's just so sad
00:58:29why didn't you tell me
00:58:32i don't know i should have
00:58:36i've had a hard time processing it myself
00:58:40she ran to my mom a few days ago and texted me and i just been trying to listen to
00:58:45how she feels
00:58:47she's scared i know what it must look like like my mom was trying to rekindle some old plane but
00:58:52i think she was just trying to make mariah feel good for an evening
00:59:02i want to talk to sydney and i need you to explain what was going on
00:59:07how soon
00:59:08yeah no go ahead
00:59:25i
00:59:26i
00:59:38i
00:59:39i
00:59:40i
00:59:40i
00:59:40i
00:59:42i
00:59:54i
00:59:55i
01:00:02i
01:00:08i
01:00:09i
01:00:09i
01:00:10i
01:00:23i
01:00:28have fun at the concert send me lots of pictures okay i love you bye grandma see you tomorrow
01:00:35miss you baby call you later take care of your daddy bye
01:00:43you drive safe you hear me
01:00:46no fighting you two
01:00:48hi
01:00:49hi
01:00:51hi
01:00:52bye
01:00:53have fun
01:00:57i'm gonna make us a nice dinner tonight claire
01:01:00we need to talk i thought i would cook tonight
01:01:05no i'm gonna cook but first i'm gonna go for a run
01:01:11since when do you run since right now
01:01:43you destroyed my best friendship claire what else do you want from me
01:01:47why
01:01:53die
01:01:54no
01:02:04that's fine
01:02:07what damn
01:02:16the
01:02:22oh we're eating in the dining room and using the china if it's good enough for
01:02:32Jim and Mariah it's good enough for you and me right have a seat stir-fry looks
01:02:43very nice oh I never cared for it no thank you it's not a weeknight live a little
01:02:58my chili toast to it's not that two buck Chuck stuff is it let's eat I called Mariah I needed
01:03:11to
01:03:11apologize for the way I treated her good for you I know it's not easy for you to admit to
01:03:19your
01:03:19mistakes that was a good move on your part the way you made me look bad like that but it
01:03:26wasn't
01:03:26very fair to Mariah was it oh Allison I never tried to make you look bad um yeah you have
01:03:36many many times why do I feel like I'm being ambushed here I'm always honest with you
01:03:46are you sure there's nothing you want to get off your chest no no problem you have with me
01:03:53now is your chance anything you want to say at all
01:03:58is this dinner or family therapy I made the mistake at the beginning
01:04:04for not putting my foot down for not setting boundaries starting with letting you take over
01:04:11the wedding that was my fault and I shouldn't have done that most brides would have killed for that
01:04:19wedding that's true but your son was you're a wonderful mother you've raised a fantastic son
01:04:32he is respectful and caring and you're a fantastic grandmother Sidney adores you
01:04:45but either you treat me with respect or get out of my house
01:04:58understood
01:05:02okay
01:05:06good did you use some meat tenderizer on this steak you know
01:05:13whack whack whack whack um actually I did
01:05:21hmm I knew it
01:05:24hmm
01:05:43yeah I think we really hashed some things out yeah I'm glad Sidney enjoyed the concert I miss you guys
01:05:54I love you see you tomorrow good night
01:06:01the
01:06:10I'm
01:06:12yeah
01:06:13me
01:06:16yeah
01:06:37Hello, it's Will.
01:06:39Leave a message, please.
01:06:40Will.
01:06:42I'm so afraid.
01:06:44It's Allison.
01:06:45Allison, I need your help.
01:06:48Will.
01:07:01Claire.
01:07:17If you're sleepwalking again.
01:07:21What?
01:07:30What are you doing?
01:07:32What am I doing?
01:07:34What anybody would do if their daughter-in-law went crazy in the middle of the night and
01:07:39tried to kill them.
01:07:40I'm defending myself.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:07:46Oh, my God.
01:07:58Oh, my God.
01:08:21You're an unraised, tacky little, stony, stupid son!
01:08:29You never deserved him!
01:08:34You never, ever!
01:09:05Claire!
01:09:06Oh, oh, oh, thank God you got my message!
01:09:10She went crazy!
01:09:12She said she was gonna get rid of me the same way she got rid of her friend Charlie!
01:09:18Charlie?
01:09:18She tried to kill me!
01:09:21You are insane!
01:09:23You don't know what you're talking about!
01:09:25You stop right there!
01:09:27Well, let me pull out my gun, Allison.
01:09:29I don't want to, but I will.
01:09:31Will, you don't understand.
01:09:33That's not what happened.
01:09:34Yeah, yeah, fine.
01:09:36You stay right there, and you show me your hands.
01:09:44Oh, Will.
01:09:46You just saved my life.
01:09:49You don't.
01:10:00I believe it's the murder weapon.
01:10:02Yes.
01:10:04Wiped clean of fingerprints.
01:10:12We found it in your closet, Allison.
01:10:19Oh, come on, Will.
01:10:23Think about it.
01:10:25If I did do it, why would I hold on to that thing?
01:10:32You don't really believe that I killed my best friend.
01:10:38I loved Charlie.
01:10:41Loved her.
01:10:42You know me.
01:10:43You know me.
01:10:45Why would I do something like that?
01:10:51The pool guy said that you and Charlie had a really big argument the other day.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59So what?
01:11:00So what was it about?
01:11:02It was about Claire.
01:11:06Oh.
01:11:07God.
01:11:09Yeah, somehow Claire put all this together.
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:16She definitely has something to do with this.
01:11:18Oh.
01:11:19It's always Claire's fault, isn't it?
01:11:21The woman who raised your husband.
01:11:23Your daughter's grandmother's been ran off with another woman after nearly four decades of marriage.
01:11:31When can I see Jim?
01:11:34Who you really need to see is a lawyer.
01:11:39Please, Will.
01:11:40I just want to see Jim.
01:11:43Please.
01:11:43Will.
01:11:45You're wrong.
01:11:49Oh my God.
01:11:51Oh no.
01:11:55I think all the stress must have just got to her.
01:12:00Her job, the move.
01:12:04Lord knows I'm not the easiest house guest.
01:12:07Jim.
01:12:11Allison's not a killer, Mom.
01:12:13I know she's not.
01:12:1524 hours ago I would have said the exact same thing.
01:12:19But Jim, she tried to kill me.
01:12:23Do you understand that?
01:12:28You do believe me, don't you?
01:12:32Jim.
01:12:34I'm your mother.
01:12:37Jim.
01:12:43You do believe me, don't you?
01:12:44Jim.
01:12:46I'm your mother.
01:12:48Jim.
01:12:54Where's Sydney?
01:12:55I took her over to Kelly.
01:12:56She doesn't know what's going on with you.
01:12:57Okay, good.
01:12:58Good.
01:12:59That's good.
01:12:59Allison, what's going on?
01:13:01No.
01:13:02You know I didn't do it, right?
01:13:04Any of it.
01:13:09Jim.
01:13:11Listen to me very carefully.
01:13:13It is time for you to make a decision.
01:13:17You either choose me or you choose your mother.
01:13:20I choose you.
01:13:21Of course I do, Allison.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:23Good answer.
01:13:25No.
01:13:25I need you to go to your parents' house right now.
01:13:28And before she has a joke around, check the entire house.
01:13:33What am I looking for?
01:13:36Jim, I hope that I'm wrong.
01:13:38But I don't think that your dad ran off with another woman.
01:13:42What?
01:13:43I mean, do you really think that your dad would do that to your mom?
01:13:49I don't think so.
01:13:51You know, and even if he did?
01:13:53I mean, do you really think that he would ignore you this whole time?
01:14:01No.
01:14:01He loves you more than anything.
01:14:05You're the most important thing in the world to him.
01:14:08He would at least want a chance to explain himself to you.
01:14:13Go.
01:14:17I love you.
01:14:55The flashlight, flashlight.
01:14:57Yeah, that was...
01:15:00The flashlight, flashlight.
01:15:08I hope you're wrong about this, Alice.
01:15:48Oh, Will.
01:15:58Oh, Will.
01:16:04Is everything okay?
01:16:24Oh, I see.
01:16:38It's a shame about the China.
01:16:44It was such a lovely set.
01:17:15I guess we'll start cleaning up before Sydney comes home.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:24Are we okay?
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:29We're good.
01:18:19Go.
01:18:20Go.
01:18:25Go.
01:18:32Go.
01:18:33Go.
01:18:34Go.
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