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Purge of Kingdoms- The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody (2019) [Full Movie] [Full Storyline]Full EP - Full
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00:00:35Eight kingdoms
00:00:39One fat king to rule them all
00:00:43Does that work for you guys? Is the accent good?
00:00:46Nope, I'm not doing it again
00:00:47And what the hell are we looking at here?
00:00:50Is this an alien abduction movie?
00:00:52Change this
00:00:53But ruling them isn't enough for this king
00:00:58What's this now?
00:00:59A dark room full of pot smokers
00:01:01This is how we're starting the movie
00:01:03Change
00:01:04Our story begins here
00:01:07In this wild western world
00:01:12What the fuck is this?
00:01:14You know what? Forget it
00:01:16Just start this shit
00:01:21Peasants of wild western world
00:01:23Welcome to the sporting event of the weekend
00:01:35It's Aeneas
00:01:37It's A-E-N-E-A-S
00:01:44I think I'm going to go and
00:01:45I think we're going to go over to the tent
00:01:48And have the cocksuckers
00:01:49Okay
00:01:51Oh fuck
00:01:51I think I just farted
00:01:53I just farted
00:01:53I think I just shat in my mouth
00:02:02Myself cleaned up
00:02:03Fuck off
00:02:04Master of secrets
00:02:05Let's go
00:02:09No
00:02:11What is this anus shit?
00:02:15His name is Aeneas
00:02:16A-E-N-E-A-S
00:02:18You fucking peasants
00:02:20Are so fucking uneducated
00:02:22Anus
00:02:23Put the fucking sides away
00:02:31Hello girls
00:02:49My name is Aeneas
00:02:52A-N-U-S
00:02:59A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:03:03-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:03:14-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:03:16-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:03:18-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:03:19-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
00:04:24I said wine.
00:04:25Give me some wine now.
00:04:27Don't fucking spill it on me.
00:04:30You fucking idiot.
00:04:31I...
00:04:43Yes?
00:04:45My lord.
00:04:45Yes.
00:04:47I have seen him.
00:04:51Who have you seen?
00:04:53The one who predicts our future.
00:04:55The one who makes us envious.
00:04:58The one who paints pictures of life and death with one fell swoop of a tweet.
00:05:15You brought me here for this?
00:05:17I swear he was out here.
00:05:20Sport.
00:05:22More.
00:05:24Oh.
00:05:38Wow.
00:05:39Wow, man.
00:05:41He came back.
00:05:42Man, it's such an honor.
00:05:44It's like a cool, man.
00:05:46Wow.
00:05:48I've seen your future.
00:05:49Yeah, man.
00:05:50I mean, look at that.
00:05:51It's so bright I gotta wear shades, you know?
00:05:53You know what I'm saying?
00:05:55Unless you quit the violence around here, all you motherfuckers are gonna die.
00:06:00Now I'm telling you, if you wanna be in any more books or TV shows, y'all better stop
00:06:05killing each other.
00:06:15And it shall be decreed thus.
00:06:18No longer shall we live in a land where the defenseless fall prey to vicious predators and sexual deviance.
00:06:25Let us restore the peace which our ancestors once enjoyed.
00:06:30Excuse me, my lord, but there has never been peace in Wild Westerworld.
00:06:35No?
00:06:36No, my lord.
00:06:37Okay.
00:06:39Let it thus be decreed that it is time to come out of the Dark Ages into a new age
00:06:45of everlasting peace.
00:06:47And that is why I want you to join us here at King's Shire tomorrow, sundown, for Purge Fest 3000.
00:06:56Sounds good, doesn't it?
00:06:57I'm sorry, my lord, but did you say purge?
00:07:02Yes.
00:07:02Yes, you impotent cocks.
00:07:04Yes, I did.
00:07:07Isn't it Purge where you violently remove a couple of people?
00:07:10No, no, no, no.
00:07:11It's more like a bar mitzvah with music and just a few whores.
00:07:14Make sure they're big tits.
00:07:15You know, I like the big tits.
00:07:16You know that?
00:07:17After you've sent out the invites and everyone comes to the party and we've ushered them all into the hall.
00:07:26I want you to make sure that the doors to the hall are locked from the outside.
00:07:38And then I want you to make sure that we have plenty of dragon fire because I'm going to burn
00:07:48everyone alive.
00:08:17No, really, really, thank you.
00:08:18It was nothing.
00:08:48Now it's your turn, baby brother.
00:08:49Hello?
00:08:50Hey.
00:09:08Okay, okay.
00:09:10Which one of you was the marksman at 10?
00:09:15I see.
00:09:17But keep practicing, Brandon.
00:09:18You'll get there soon enough.
00:09:21I don't want to pressure you or anything.
00:09:23But you're embarrassing our entire house.
00:09:25Try to at least hit something near the target this time.
00:09:27Here, just shoot.
00:09:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, I'm all right.
00:09:31I'm okay, I'm fine, it's okay.
00:09:42So, what's happening?
00:09:43It's stuck.
00:09:45Oh, well.
00:09:46We did our best, didn't we?
00:09:47That's all they can ask for.
00:09:50Look, that's him.
00:09:53My God, he's us.
00:09:55Excuse me?
00:09:57What's up, you horny bitches?
00:09:59Can I get an autograph?
00:10:04Nothing's up, really.
00:10:05We're just talking about going to get some cheeses.
00:10:08Right, guys?
00:10:08Yeah, yeah.
00:10:11But what about the war?
00:10:13It gave you stuff, Commander Doe.
00:10:15Well, you do this in your fashion.
00:10:20Get some help here, brothers.
00:10:21Yes, Commander Doe.
00:10:22Yes, yes.
00:10:23War!
00:10:25War!
00:10:26Harder!
00:10:31Why are you grabbing my nipples?
00:10:33Uh, I saw the other guys, uh, helping, so I thought I'd join in.
00:10:39How does that help the gate come down?
00:10:42Yes.
00:10:42Well, indeed.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:44Good point.
00:10:45Uh, my deepest apologies, it won't happen again.
00:10:47Ah, that's stuck.
00:10:49Men, this is what you get when you let Lord Trumpet of Orange build the wall with the outsider's money.
00:11:00Men, get the torches.
00:11:03There's someone coming.
00:11:06Hello, everybody.
00:11:08It's me, Lord Trumpet of Orange.
00:11:12And I want to give you an update on my ratings.
00:11:15They're incredible.
00:11:16They're amazing.
00:11:18They're tremendous.
00:11:19Talk about the wall, sir.
00:11:20Shut up, Miller.
00:11:23This amazing wall, which I installed and was paid for by the brown people, who, by the way, did not
00:11:30vote for me.
00:11:31Very stupid and sad, frankly.
00:11:33No brown people, sir.
00:11:34This wall was built with the finest wood in all of Wild Wester World.
00:11:42And, as you can see, it's huge.
00:11:46Just like my penis.
00:11:51Oh, my stars.
00:11:54You are like my star in the Valdar.
00:12:04Oh, ride me.
00:12:05Ride me to the end of the world, you beast.
00:12:09Oh, my God.
00:12:14Denise, my skanky slutty sister.
00:12:17There you are.
00:12:18Look what just arrived from King Shire.
00:12:25It looks like the invitation to a party.
00:12:31When they write the history of my reign, it will start today.
00:12:38How exciting.
00:12:40What day is it?
00:12:41February 31st.
00:12:42Now we shall travel to King Shire at once and deliver a special surprise to our friend, the king.
00:12:47I thought you hated the king.
00:12:49Of course I hate him.
00:12:49He's fluctuating all over my throne.
00:12:51But if you hate him, then why will you give him a surprise?
00:12:55Never mind.
00:12:55Just pack up your things and bring the savage with you.
00:12:59Oh, oh.
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:07Good evening.
00:13:09We're going to a party.
00:13:10In King Shire.
00:13:12Are there snacks?
00:13:13More snacks than you can imagine.
00:13:16Can I come?
00:13:16Of course you can come.
00:13:17You're the surprise.
00:13:19Wait.
00:13:19I'm not popping out of a cake again.
00:13:21We're going to give him our dragon?
00:13:24No, no.
00:13:25Not exactly.
00:13:27We shall hide Piff inside a pie and the king will cut it and then Piff will pop out and
00:13:30eat
00:13:31the king in front of everyone and I will be the new ruler of Wild Westerworld.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:35Did you just say eat the king?
00:13:36Yes, I did.
00:13:37Do you have a problem with that?
00:13:39Well, I'm actually a pescatarian, so I don't eat any living creature apart from fish because
00:13:44they deserve it because they're dickheads.
00:13:47Well, then just chew his head off and spit it out.
00:13:50What do I care?
00:13:51As long as he dies.
00:13:51Can I choke him out?
00:13:52Because I'm not very good around blood.
00:13:53Yes, yes.
00:13:54I just need him dead.
00:13:55Hold on.
00:13:56I've got a better idea.
00:13:59What about Killer here?
00:14:01Uh, no.
00:14:02You will do the killing.
00:14:04Well, I've already named him Killer, so it just seems appropriate that he should kill.
00:14:07I said no, you will kill him.
00:14:09Fine.
00:14:10I'll kill him.
00:14:11He'll be dead to you.
00:14:13Just like you're dead to me.
00:14:15You mean we buy the pile of horse shit when he's down with you?
00:14:18Which one?
00:14:24Diego, my moon and my stars.
00:14:28Can you go harder?
00:14:32Harder.
00:14:32Harder like you're taking me to the moon.
00:14:35You want to go to the moon?
00:14:36I'll go to the moon.
00:14:38Yes!
00:14:39Yes!
00:14:40Yes!
00:14:55She likes boys, parties, style, fame, glamour, runway, style, fame.
00:15:11She likes dasu.
00:15:18She likes dasu.
00:15:24She likes dasu.
00:15:32Oh my God!
00:15:36It's got like an invitation.
00:15:38It's a party.
00:15:39Clearly, that's for me.
00:15:41This is my pool.
00:15:43Yeah, but...
00:15:43What's up?
00:15:57Phone, Sebastian.
00:15:59Give me my phone.
00:16:05Oh my God!
00:16:06Me too.
00:16:08Pack your things because we're going to a party!
00:16:14Oh, well this is, it's like genocide but without the Jews.
00:16:19And bring your own whores.
00:16:22Oh my God, you're right.
00:16:23We could be the whores.
00:16:26Oh my God, we're going to be so famous!
00:16:29Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:16:32Why?
00:16:35Because it's Purge Fest.
00:16:38Duh!
00:16:43Oh no.
00:16:45Oh no, I told you guys.
00:16:47Oh, I told you we shouldn't have gone here now!
00:16:49We're going to die!
00:16:51God help us!
00:16:53Where are you going?
00:16:55You fucking coward!
00:16:57Johnny, do something!
00:16:59Do the hair!
00:17:01Yes!
00:17:03Do dance magic!
00:17:05Yeah, do it, Johnny!
00:17:20Shake your hair, bitch!
00:17:22Do it!
00:17:29Oh, that's hot, that's hot, that's hot!
00:17:31Oh yeah, yeah, go for all of them, all of them!
00:17:38Wow!
00:17:38Boss me!
00:17:47Do it, Johnny!
00:17:51Holy mother, holy shit!
00:18:00Uncle Tony, Lord of I am!
00:18:05Holy shit.
00:18:06How did you do that?
00:18:08Screw my suit.
00:18:08You guys go to the Purge Fest?
00:18:10Ah, my family wouldn't want me there.
00:18:11I'm a bastard.
00:18:12What do you mean your family wouldn't want you there?
00:18:14I'm your family.
00:18:15And you know what you need?
00:18:16You need some makeup.
00:18:17Make yourself pretty on the inside.
00:18:19Does that work?
00:18:20Does it work?
00:18:21I think I met your mother.
00:18:22You know my mother?
00:18:23Of course I know your mother.
00:18:24I'm your uncle.
00:18:24Who is she?
00:18:25Listen, I'm going to go to the Purge Fest.
00:18:27You'll meet your mother.
00:18:28I can't go right now.
00:18:29I've got to go out of the Segovia.
00:18:30I've got a hot widow in a castle.
00:18:32And she's waiting for me.
00:18:34But you guys will see at Purge Fest.
00:18:36All right, good.
00:18:36All right, later, guys.
00:18:38Well, everyone has their way down for me.
00:18:42Sorry, Father.
00:18:43I was aiming for a target, but he was in the way.
00:18:46It's okay, boy.
00:18:49Lord Salk, Lady Salk.
00:18:51The guardsmen have returned from the hillside.
00:18:53They've captured the deserter from the wall.
00:18:55Bob tells it meant to saddle the horses.
00:18:57Brendan, you come with me.
00:18:58Are you sure, Dennett?
00:19:00Don't you think he's too young to see such things?
00:19:03He won't be a child forever, my dear.
00:19:06This would be a good lesson for him.
00:19:08Come on, Brendan.
00:19:09I would teach you how to deal with the deserters.
00:19:14I've got peanuts!
00:19:16Yeah!
00:19:17Toy heads for the kids!
00:19:19Peanuts!
00:19:20Peanuts!
00:19:21Is there anything you'd like to say in your defense
00:19:24before I deliver your sentence?
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:27I know I broke you off, but I'm not a goddamn deserter.
00:19:29I know I should've run into the wall, I warned him.
00:19:31But I saw what I saw, so I wouldn't just pass me legs to carry it.
00:19:33You might think I deserve to die like a dog.
00:19:35People need a little truth.
00:19:36I might a cat eat all the ears, and the devil eat the cat,
00:19:37and that's all.
00:19:40Does anyone understand what this man said?
00:19:43No.
00:19:44Very well.
00:19:45Off with his head.
00:19:47Yeah!
00:19:52Peckin' gobshite.
00:19:53In the name of Walter of the House of Falafo.
00:19:56Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
00:19:58He can't hear you!
00:19:59Where's the boom guy?
00:20:04Is he union?
00:20:05No!
00:20:07Yay!
00:20:08I'm free!
00:20:10In the name of Walter of the House of Falafo, I, Dedrick, son of Fendro, husband of Lady
00:20:17Stork, lover of Athena, Katrina, Seraphina, and Salvador, father of Macaulay-McCurpton,
00:20:25Boban, Ariana, Sancia...
00:20:28I'll just do it already!
00:20:29Who said that?
00:20:31Father.
00:20:32Sorry, I just...
00:20:33I can't stand the sight of real blood.
00:20:34This is the old way, boy.
00:20:36The man who passes the sentence must deliver the blow.
00:20:40Now put that game down.
00:20:41Come here.
00:20:42I'll chop his head off.
00:20:46Oh, Doug.
00:20:49You may go.
00:20:50My boy will hold him down.
00:20:52Now hold it.
00:20:53Hold still.
00:20:55Steady.
00:21:00I told you to stay steady!
00:21:04Here come Lady Stork.
00:21:05Don't say a word.
00:21:08Oh, hello, my dear.
00:21:10What things are here?
00:21:11Where's Brendan?
00:21:12Uh, he had a small accident, but there's nothing the Macaulay can't fix.
00:21:16We just received an invitation to King Shire for Purge Fest 3000.
00:21:21What is that?
00:21:22A party to purge all violence from the kingdoms.
00:21:25That is wonderful!
00:21:26I think that you should go alone.
00:21:29Our enemies will be there, and it may be dangerous for the children.
00:21:33What say you?
00:21:34Father, Prince Dizzy will be there, and I must meet him.
00:21:38He is the love of my life.
00:21:39I'm going to marry him.
00:21:41I want to lie naked in his bed while he drizzles hot honey all over my body.
00:21:46Now, now, don't get upset.
00:21:48There's no safer place in the entire realm than King Shire, my dear.
00:21:52I'm certain that nothing bad will happen to us.
00:21:55My children, pack your bags.
00:21:58We're going to the Capitol!
00:22:26And now, the benevolent.
00:22:29The magnificent.
00:22:31And the extremely dignified.
00:22:35Prince Dizzy!
00:22:38That's my boy!
00:22:45Ladies, ladies, all the sexy ladies longing for a prince like me.
00:22:52Some of them be cherry ripe, some be lewd, and some be shrewd, who are longing for a prince like
00:23:01me.
00:23:01Hey, mongrel!
00:23:03You're in the wrong key!
00:23:05I believe it is the right one, Your Grace.
00:23:08What did you say?
00:23:10That you were right, Your Grace.
00:23:12I believe the only right key is the one that'll open the door to this shithole,
00:23:18so we can all get out before this penis starts singing again.
00:23:22What did you call me?
00:23:24You're mostly honourable.
00:23:28Prince Jizzy, of course.
00:23:31That's what I thought.
00:23:34Mongrel, kill him!
00:23:46That's it!
00:23:47Run to mummy!
00:23:49You bitch!
00:23:50Mongrel!
00:23:50Go play something, Funky!
00:23:52Go!
00:23:52No!
00:23:54Mummy!
00:23:55Go!
00:24:04I like my form.
00:24:06Yes!
00:24:09Oh!
00:24:11Hey!
00:24:12Hey!
00:24:26Go.
00:24:28Good boy.
00:24:37Did you get your invitation to Purge first?
00:24:40I've got it. It's a good plan.
00:24:43I'm talking about it. It's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
00:24:47Just another woman with my husband. Stupid, bloody ideas, that drunk bastard. What?
00:24:54It's a brilliant opportunity to kill.
00:24:57What did you say?
00:24:58I said, Purge first is an excellent opportunity to kill your husband.
00:25:07You're not just a beautiful face, are you?
00:25:10You've got stuff going on up there.
00:25:13I love it when you talk dirty to me.
00:25:18After the king is dead, our son will take the throne.
00:25:22Jizzy.
00:25:24Jizzy.
00:25:24Jizzy.
00:25:25Jizzy.
00:25:26Jizzy.
00:25:27Jizzy.
00:25:28Jizzy.
00:25:30Jizzy!
00:25:31Jizzy!
00:25:34Oh!
00:25:40Mother?
00:25:48Hello, nephew.
00:25:52I heard someone in this direction calling my name.
00:25:55Oh?
00:25:57Honey, you must be hearing things.
00:25:59Why don't you go run along, play with yourself?
00:26:02I'm not finished with your uncle.
00:26:03Can I go shoot peasants with my crossbow?
00:26:05No, honey, not today.
00:26:07I just can't be bothered with any main bumpkins whining with their wretched families at the castle gates.
00:26:13Please, mother!
00:26:14Not today!
00:26:16Sorry.
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18I'm sorry!
00:26:23What's this?
00:26:26This is a toy from the future.
00:26:28Oh, dear God, give your uncle his hand back!
00:26:31Give your uncle his hand back now!
00:26:33No way!
00:26:33It's so much fun!
00:26:35No!
00:26:36You know what?
00:26:37No, darling!
00:26:41I changed my mind.
00:26:42You can go shoot the peasants now, darling.
00:26:46Thank you, mother.
00:26:55Oh!
00:27:07Hello, everybody.
00:27:09Have you noticed the beautiful white swans behind me?
00:27:15They remind me of my favorite giant of people.
00:27:19Graceful and white.
00:27:20Very, very white.
00:27:23Inclusivity, sir.
00:27:25They are so beautiful.
00:27:27And they love me for bringing them into this world.
00:27:31Almost as much as my beautiful Russian mail order brag.
00:27:36And you know what the best part about the swans is?
00:27:38They're just as racist as I am.
00:27:42Non-racist, sir.
00:27:43Non-racist as I am.
00:27:45Non-racist as I am.
00:27:59It's so beautiful out here.
00:28:02I wonder who planted all these trees.
00:28:05It must have been a fortunate gardener.
00:28:09hey where are you going you ass wife come back here i'll sue you where'd he go oh let's get
00:28:19out
00:28:19okay check it okay i'm fine okay
00:28:30oh no your your tit's hanging out oh yeah you're gonna uh you know what i'm gonna see okay yeah
00:28:38that's true for sure that's good what are we gonna do i don't know i don't know
00:28:47you're gonna be kidding me right now you meet your gods tell them shaggy
00:28:54son of scooby from the rock paper scissor clan has sent you please don't kill me
00:29:07and tell me where do women of your physique come from the hills of beverly do they all have the
00:29:17same curves as you most do yes if they can afford it i think we may have to visit
00:29:24someday after we kill you
00:29:27what
00:29:44mr shaggy my name is clueless of house kardushian
00:29:54tell me clueless how would you like to die
00:30:01choking on a gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream in my jacuzzi while having sex with you
00:30:10the fat one's got a sense of humor take her as a slave and kill the other one what what
00:30:17who you calling fat bet oh oh yeah oh she's feisty give me that give me back my hammer or
00:30:25the family
00:30:26guys hang on a second how many followers do you have
00:30:31i have five followers
00:30:40how do you expect me to take you seriously if you only have five followers how many do you have
00:30:48thousands
00:30:52well where are they they're in here and when i make my sex tape i'll have millions and millions of
00:31:03followers
00:31:04well join the club everyone does that around here
00:31:07really oh yeah practically all the time yeah
00:31:12how am i supposed to get famous now
00:31:27somebody say famous
00:31:32me me famous
00:31:35i can make all your
00:31:48bitches
00:31:49your majesty
00:31:55oh no
00:32:00shut up oh i'm hunting my apologies my lord yes you've done it again your majesty
00:32:07first shot very good take that beast give it to the cook for tonight's feast
00:32:16the event is just hours away my lord yes
00:32:21the um yeah spit it out the dragon fire has disappeared
00:32:29dragon fire has disappeared how does the dragon fire
00:32:36disappear disappear i'm afraid i do not know my lord i'm going to explain one thing to you you're
00:32:43gonna get rid of all those people tonight i don't care how you do it yeah throw them off the
00:32:48castle
00:32:49wall yeah drown them in the moat uh feed them to the little beasties of the fucking forest
00:32:55you use your imagination will you man i want to think of something okay hold hold my word
00:33:01okay
00:33:02uh come here you little bastard
00:33:17any more bad news you've got for the king today lord deadard stork and his family are about to
00:33:23arrive would you like to greet well yes of course i'd like to greet my dear long lost friend
00:33:33i mean why didn't you bring that up in the first place do you want to tell me you
00:33:45the king is like a feather in the air he goes whichever way the wind blows
00:33:57and right now deadard is blowing him hard
00:34:17oh that's lovely good work yes
00:34:41lord trumpets wall journal entry number one
00:34:48it's called a shit out here in the middle of nowhere as we look for nothing for no reason
00:34:55whatsoever
00:34:58the story of my life a bastard life
00:35:03i'm bored we could be on our way to purchase right now
00:35:07i wouldn't want two more bastards oh come on half of the people in this kingdom are bastards and the
00:35:13other half are just inbred morons
00:35:16besides there will be women entertainment cheeses all these centuries
00:35:37okay uh wait i i didn't want to scare you but i received a note from an hour earlier let's
00:35:45say the storks might be in danger
00:35:59i have never heard of it where is it i i burned it why would you burn the message
00:36:09Because I was afraid it would get into the wrong hands.
00:36:12Look, we can discuss this forever, but the point is we don't have much time if we don't have that
00:36:17now.
00:36:17Your family might be killed.
00:36:19My family doesn't want to see you.
00:36:20Oh, bloody hell, are you going to sit here mopping all day about not having a mother,
00:36:25or are you going to get up and do something?
00:36:31Let's go to Purge Bay, right now.
00:36:36Both of us, let's do it.
00:36:38Let's do it.
00:36:44Pack your bags.
00:36:45Yes.
00:36:46Get your best dress.
00:36:47Yes.
00:36:48I'll get the car and we're going to Purge Bay.
00:36:50Yes!
00:36:51Yes, let's do it, Johnny!
00:37:03Don't tell me you're playing that stupid game again.
00:37:05It's not stupid.
00:37:07I like it.
00:37:07Promise me you won't play with it while we're in Kingshire.
00:37:11Promise.
00:37:11Ho dog!
00:37:13No playing!
00:37:14Ho dog!
00:37:14Ho dog!
00:37:15Ho dog!
00:37:16Ho dog!
00:37:28Ho dog!
00:37:31Ho dog!
00:37:31I'm going to put the car apel.
00:37:32Your grace.
00:37:35You'll look old.
00:37:41And you're so fat the last time they took out the counterpoint they thought you was a boulder
00:37:58Just like the old days
00:38:04Your grace
00:38:05Hello, darling
00:38:06Kind as a fist, as always
00:38:11And where are the little ones?
00:38:15Not so little anymore, are you?
00:38:19Little Bobby, have you tortured any defenseless little puppies lately?
00:38:25Oh, you must be the tomboy
00:38:35Hello in there
00:38:37Oh, it's the pretty little girly one
00:38:42She loves to play with the little dollies
00:38:44The little dollies
00:38:47Ah, and what have we
00:38:53Here we have the athletic little head, don't we
00:38:54Up and down
00:38:55Show us those legs
00:39:00I like pussy
00:39:02Oh, dog
00:39:03Oh
00:39:04Pussy
00:39:05Oh, dog
00:39:06Pussy
00:39:07Oh, dog
00:39:08Pussy
00:39:08Oh, dog
00:39:12Welcome to Kingshire
00:39:14My house is your house
00:39:16Meet the family
00:39:19Come here
00:39:20This is Kirstie, my wife
00:39:22This is Kirstie, my wife
00:39:28And Johnny
00:39:28Bang, bang, Johnny, we call him
00:39:31But he likes to bag anything that fucking moves
00:39:34And Jizzy, my boy
00:39:36I'm so fucking proud of him
00:39:39Great shot with that thing
00:39:41I think he looks just like you
00:39:42He does, does he?
00:39:43Tell me about this purse fest
00:39:45Why is this big party all of a sudden
00:39:48You've never done anything like this before
00:39:50Well, excuse us
00:39:51We've got a little talk
00:39:52Come on
00:39:56You're the best friend I have in the whole wide world
00:40:00So I'm going to be honest with you
00:40:01This isn't a party
00:40:04I'm going to just kill the competition before it kills me
00:40:06Hey
00:40:07You're becoming paranoid
00:40:09Hey
00:40:10Everyone loves you
00:40:11Me, I give my left tactical for you
00:40:14Well, that's because you're a moron
00:40:15Call me what you will
00:40:17But I still believe in the old ways
00:40:21Loyalty, honesty, character, and integrity
00:40:30Okay, I'll go get a snack
00:40:37Well, I figure out how to murder every single woman
00:40:48That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
00:40:51At least use a fork and knife, you pig
00:40:53And what's taking you so long?
00:40:55I'd like to keep moving
00:40:56Go to my sister and let me calm down
00:40:59Eat my shit
00:41:02You are an embarrassment
00:41:03To me and our entire family
00:41:06When I rule the eight kingdoms
00:41:07I will have to educate you properly
00:41:08You can't just be
00:41:10On a rocking horse with that beast of yours
00:41:13And dining on horse paths with your bare hands
00:41:15Yeah, me can see
00:41:18Me gawo in ti, me gawo in tu madre
00:41:21We are part of a dynasty
00:41:23The greatest dynasty the world has ever known
00:41:25We are dragons
00:41:27Well, I'm a dragon
00:41:28I don't know who you are
00:41:29Actually, I'm a dragon
00:41:30How dare you correct me
00:41:33You say I'm the dragon
00:41:35You say I'm the dragon
00:41:36You say I'm the dragon
00:41:38You're the dragon
00:41:38And don't you forget it
00:41:40And by the way
00:41:42Ow!
00:41:43That's what a real dragon sounds like
00:41:45Take it easy
00:41:48Diego's going to get mad
00:41:49So what if he gets mad?
00:41:51He still doesn't even speak the common tongue
00:41:53He's getting pissed
00:41:55He may not speak it, but he understands it
00:41:58I want to go
00:41:59Now
00:42:00I want the crown I deserve
00:42:02What did he say?
00:42:11You said he'll give you your crown
00:42:13No, what?
00:42:15Denise, what's happening?
00:42:17What is he doing with that bucket?
00:42:18No, no, you keep that away from me
00:42:20I'm a king
00:42:21I'm a king
00:42:22A crown for a king
00:42:24No!
00:42:45I think he's dead
00:42:46SÃ
00:42:53You want some of this?
00:42:54Yes, ladies
00:42:55Thank you
00:42:56Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum
00:43:00Vosio, Vosio
00:43:01Vosio, Vosio
00:43:02Vosio
00:43:03Vosio
00:43:03Vosio
00:43:04Vosio
00:43:04Vosio
00:43:04Vosio
00:43:16Vosio
00:43:17I have stolen all the dragon fire and hidden it in the basement.
00:43:26When all the families sit down for the feast, I will burn them and you and I will be the
00:43:34new rulers of the kingdom.
00:43:37Yes, they got you, you nasty little devil.
00:43:40Now, wait till I tell all my friends about you.
00:43:41They won't believe it.
00:43:44Get him!
00:43:46Quite the little pervert, aren't you?
00:43:48What's happening? What's going on? I was just up here having some fun.
00:43:52Having some fun? Is that what you call it?
00:43:55Playing with my dragon.
00:43:57Clothering the creature, yes?
00:43:58Popping the beast.
00:43:59Chasing the serpent.
00:44:01Tickling the lizard. We get it.
00:44:03What are you doing?
00:44:04You're going to kill him.
00:44:06I'm saving our asses.
00:44:10The kid is just playing dragon.
00:44:15Right.
00:44:20Can I have my jacket on the back, please?
00:44:23This is nothing but numbing your brain and get you in trouble.
00:44:25No, I don't have my jacket on!
00:44:31It's okay.
00:44:33The game.
00:44:34It still works.
00:44:37You're still alive.
00:44:51I saw the best joust match the other day.
00:44:55Anus at the tip of his lance into the other guy's neck.
00:44:57There was blood gushing everywhere.
00:44:59It was pretty fun.
00:45:00Sounds interesting.
00:45:04No, I couldn't.
00:45:06Do it.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:37I'll be okay.
00:45:43what is it my sweet lady does mongrel bother you away with you mongrel you're scaring my lady
00:45:56there that's just the two of us so would you like to do for fun i uh so cook masturbate
00:46:06and came twice a day in that order a traditional woman i like that i'm not into these women who
00:46:14want
00:46:14to work or fight or talk take that fatty you'll never defeat me don't worry my lady i've got this
00:46:29you're safe with me from what so render your weapon fat boy and let go of my girl sister i'll
00:46:35slice you
00:46:35in half like a loaf of bread you're a man relax i'm not a man i'm your prince dude seriously
00:46:43stop messing around we're actors on movie don't move i saw it with my own eyes you attacked her
00:46:48with your sword no he didn't he's my friend this it's just a stick do you want it oh god
00:46:58quiet my lady no one can defeat me in combat
00:47:04now fight me like a man
00:47:08how dare you hit your prince you aren't a prince
00:47:17you're a penis what did she call me she called you a prince sir you're nothing but a little
00:47:25penis a walking talking penis admit it to everybody here that you're nothing but a penis
00:47:35never say it no no ow ow ow ow mommy oh mommy
00:47:49why don't people like me they're jealous of you sir am i am i good looking
00:47:56yeah yeah you are you hesitated for a bit there no no i didn't look look you did it again
00:48:02no
00:48:03you you you do it all right all right all right all right all right fuck you you think you're
00:48:11ever gonna be king my boy you got another thing coming you're always gonna be a little prince
00:48:16who's got a little dick this is the biggest dick you're ever gonna see my boy in this water
00:48:20this reflection is the only dick you're ever gonna have
00:48:28so are you guys coming with us to purse fest or what nah i don't know i don't think that
00:48:34places
00:48:34i've seen really
00:48:41who is that
00:48:44the fat one
00:48:45no one with the hair he's so hot
00:48:59you two need to leave there is no place for you in here now leave before i smash you
00:49:08with my hammer oh i see i think i saw another in a few steps from here maybe we should
00:49:16go to that one
00:49:17shouldn't we yeah
00:49:23why should we leave we have the same right to be here as any of you is that sir
00:49:37you
00:49:53is yes
00:49:54he will survive
00:49:55you're safe
00:49:56i think someone pushed him out of that tower dead
00:49:59it
00:49:59oh
00:49:59I think he saw something he shouldn't have seen and they tried to murder him.
00:50:03Come on, who are you such a...
00:50:05Johnny and Cursy.
00:50:07No, the Boltons, the Fries, the High Pigeon.
00:50:11Could have been anyone.
00:50:12Maybe even the Lay My Sisters.
00:50:14That's outrageous.
00:50:16Those are all the night honorable families you're talking about.
00:50:19The Lay My Sisters would never hurt a child.
00:50:26We have to watch our backs, Dettett.
00:50:29You never know who would stab us in the back.
00:50:32I think you need the vets.
00:50:33You're becoming paranoid like the vets are now.
00:50:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:37Where are you going?
00:50:38I'm going to get to the bottom of this...
00:50:50Lord Stork, the King would like to talk to you in private.
00:50:55Yes, of course.
00:50:56How we do?
00:51:03What's happening?
00:51:04What's happening, Bolt?
00:51:12Have you a-hole?
00:51:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:51:18Sex, step right up.
00:51:20Step right up.
00:51:21Who wants to get a bastard?
00:51:26He ain't making a part of those, too.
00:51:31Oh, bastard.
00:51:35Come on.
00:51:36I wasn't any good, was I?
00:51:38I wasn't any good.
00:51:39I wanted to...
00:51:41Fuck.
00:51:42Hello.
00:51:44Having a wonderful time here.
00:51:47Oh, God, I miss your sister.
00:51:50You know, the old days.
00:51:51They were beautiful.
00:51:53Your sister was a real girl.
00:51:55She was such a party.
00:51:56Little tits and a little ass of hers.
00:51:58Oh, she was wonderful.
00:52:00She reminds me of you a little bit.
00:52:01How do you keep your stomach flat like that?
00:52:04I have to get on a diet.
00:52:06I mean, I'm good in bed, but I'm not like your sister.
00:52:09She could take 45 people one go.
00:52:11One time, I saw her with the camel.
00:52:13With it all in her mouth.
00:52:15It was quite beautiful in some horrific kind of way.
00:52:18Anyway, do you want to have a little shot with this one?
00:52:22Do you want to have a little shot?
00:52:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:27Huh?
00:52:27How can I help you, my lord?
00:52:31What I...
00:52:31Oh, I do need a favor from you.
00:52:34Whatever it is, you can count on me, my lord.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:36You're like my brother.
00:52:37Yes, all right.
00:52:38Don't interrupt.
00:52:39The king.
00:52:40Now, you know that I am surrounded by a bunch of money.
00:52:43Grubbing, ass-licking, scummy, little piggy, alcoholic people in this kingdom.
00:52:49And somebody's going to try and kill me tonight.
00:52:52Okay?
00:52:53Listen.
00:52:54Hmm?
00:52:55Listen.
00:52:55We've already discussed this.
00:52:57Don't you?
00:52:58Don't fear to unground it.
00:53:00No one would dare harm a king.
00:53:02Okay, well.
00:53:04I happen to disagree with you.
00:53:06And therefore, I'm going to command you to protect the realm.
00:53:11For my little jizzy-wizzy boy, so he can come and take all of the things and have it all,
00:53:17okay?
00:53:18Because...
00:53:19You can count on me, my lord.
00:53:20I mean, I'm not going to...
00:53:21I'll be there.
00:53:22Okay, thank you.
00:53:23All right, go on then.
00:53:24You want a little shot?
00:53:25Because I'm going to go again.
00:53:30Come here.
00:53:56That column won't hit back, you know.
00:53:59Who are you?
00:54:01I am master dancer, lover, and the best swordsman you have ever seen.
00:54:12My name is Zorio Thuriel.
00:54:20Oh, the grip is a bit slippery.
00:54:22Excuse me?
00:54:23What are you doing here?
00:54:24Chasing rats!
00:54:26Part of your training?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28The rodent situation in Kingshire is out of hand.
00:54:31Sword.
00:54:33Here.
00:54:34Catch this sword.
00:54:36Looks like your reflexes could use some practice.
00:54:39Pick up your weapon.
00:54:43That is not the way, boy.
00:54:47I'm a girl.
00:54:48That cannot be true.
00:54:50Anyway, this is how you pick up a sword.
00:55:05I am just showing you how not to do it, huh?
00:55:08Wouldn't want to knock yourself in the giggleberries.
00:55:13I don't have giggleberries.
00:55:15I'm a girl.
00:55:23Oh, this sword is all badly balanced.
00:55:28Last time...
00:55:32That is how you do it.
00:55:35Now, get into the fighting position.
00:55:41That is not the fighting position.
00:55:44Turn to me side-faced.
00:55:47Sideway.
00:55:47Yes, that is what I said.
00:55:49Side-faced.
00:55:50I have been the first swordman of the bravados for 20 years.
00:55:53You must listen to me, boy.
00:55:55I'm a girl.
00:55:56No way.
00:55:57Where are your boobies, then?
00:55:58I'm like 10.
00:55:59Very well, then.
00:56:00Turn side-faced.
00:56:04Good.
00:56:05Now, try to strike me.
00:56:10I wasn't expecting that.
00:56:12I'm sorry.
00:56:13Knock the wind out of me.
00:56:15Let me help you up.
00:56:17You have to wait for me to say go, okay?
00:56:23Go.
00:56:24Not above the shoulders.
00:56:26I don't have the proper gear for that.
00:56:27You're only supposed to hit me in this section here.
00:56:30Follow me.
00:56:31I will teach you to fandango.
00:56:34And then perhaps you will become a great swordsman like me.
00:56:46Fandango!
00:56:47Hoppa!
00:56:52Yeah!
00:56:53There!
00:56:53Olay!
00:56:54Olay!
00:56:56Olay!
00:57:01What in the name of the old guard are you doing?
00:57:04Zoria was teaching me to fandango.
00:57:06Zoria of Fourier at your service.
00:57:09We must go.
00:57:10Her's vest is about to begin.
00:57:12Yes, father.
00:57:13Keep practicing and you will go far.
00:57:14I must go to chase the rats.
00:57:18Good luck, boy!
00:57:23Hello, everybody.
00:57:25It's me, Lloyd Trumpet, here at the tremendous Trumpet Mace.
00:57:31Everyone loves this mace.
00:57:32You know why?
00:57:33Because only white people can get through it.
00:57:36And brown people get trapped.
00:57:39Sir!
00:57:41Sir, I'm stuck, sir!
00:57:42You know?
00:57:43Sir!
00:57:46I can't get out, sir!
00:57:48Chorda, I'm losing it.
00:57:51Oh, no, Johnny.
00:57:57What did you do, KK?
00:57:58Why did you have to stab him?
00:58:00I didn't stab him.
00:58:01Yes, you did.
00:58:02You're a murderer, a mate.
00:58:04I didn't do it.
00:58:06Okay, if you didn't, then you did it.
00:58:10I didn't do it.
00:58:12I saw you do it.
00:58:13Me?
00:58:14No!
00:58:14I'd never kill John, though!
00:58:16You sure about that?
00:58:18Oh, no, I did.
00:58:20Oh, yeah.
00:58:22Oh, yeah, I did.
00:58:23Okay, well, let's just get him into the back room, okay?
00:58:25Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:58:27Sam, come on!
00:58:28Okay, let's go!
00:58:29Oh, my God.
00:58:33800 paces will be in Kingshire.
00:58:37I will be the first female ruler of all of Wild Westworld.
00:58:41My destiny awaits.
00:58:47Do you have horse hurt, by any chance?
00:58:50Horse hurt?
00:58:52Horse hurt?
00:58:53Oh, sure.
00:58:53Oh, sure.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:55You made me do a sad face.
00:58:58Okay.
00:58:59Let's go this way.
00:59:02Oh, no, no, Johnny.
00:59:04What do we do?
00:59:05What do we do?
00:59:06His clothes.
00:59:07Rip them off.
00:59:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:09Help.
00:59:10Copy.
00:59:11No chance.
00:59:13Can you get his...
00:59:17Hello, ladyboys.
00:59:18Oh, look who it is.
00:59:20It's the Red Sorcerers.
00:59:22Oh, perhaps you can bring him back to life.
00:59:23Uh, that's not the Red Sorcerers.
00:59:26That's our stepdad, Transgender.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30I'm out.
00:59:32What's going on?
00:59:33That man saved us from the bad people, and now he's dead.
00:59:38Why are his clothes coming off?
00:59:40We just wanted to see what he looked like naked.
00:59:43Oh, oh, is that what you're looking for?
00:59:45Oh, I can just tell you what it looks like.
00:59:48Oh, he's so, so warm.
00:59:53And so, so soft.
00:59:56Leave the room.
00:59:57I can't make any promises.
01:00:00I need to work my dad's fingers.
01:00:03Yes.
01:00:07I can't make any promises.
01:00:09No, no, no.
01:00:15Yo ya no puedo más.
01:00:17No puedo.
01:00:19Tengo una diarrea terrible.
01:00:22Y ese corazón de caballo que me diste me cayó como una bomba.
01:00:28Un paso más.
01:00:30Y me cago encima.
01:00:35Vete.
01:00:37Vete tú sola con tu dragón de mierda.
01:00:47At least let a match.
01:00:49My son and my star.
01:00:56May I borrow your bullet?
01:01:00My hair is falling all over my head.
01:01:09Here.
01:01:12Take it.
01:01:17Burn him.
01:01:19Get?
01:01:21Let's go conquer the eight kingdoms.
01:01:23Sorry, buddy.
01:01:26Corny!
01:01:28Dad, are you going to be much longer than just burning a metal line in the pub?
01:01:33I'm just doing some magic.
01:01:34What do you need?
01:01:35I just wanted to make sure everything is okay.
01:01:37Yes, everything is fine.
01:01:39Just let me finish.
01:01:40Okay, I will.
01:01:42I will.
01:01:44I will.
01:01:45I will.
01:01:47I will.
01:01:47I will.
01:01:48I will.
01:02:09What are you doing in my son's room?
01:02:15What's that up there?
01:02:21That's a funny place to keep a rabbit.
01:02:23Show your face, you coward.
01:02:25Show your face, you...
01:02:29Say it that, my boy, I will catch the man who has tried to kill you.
01:02:35You were dead.
01:02:37I just blew you back to life.
01:02:40You're not going to put it there, are you?
01:02:42You're not going to kill me.
01:02:44Don't let me...
01:02:48Who is that?
01:02:50Oh, that's Summer.
01:02:52Summer is coming.
01:02:59That must be him.
01:03:13I don't know how you managed to do all of us at once.
01:03:16You're a true master.
01:03:18Well, if I told you my secret, I'd have to kill you both.
01:03:25So close your eyes now.
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:27Both of you, close your eyes.
01:03:29That's it.
01:03:39You can open them now.
01:03:43Your time is up, troll.
01:03:45You're coming with us.
01:03:46Where to?
01:03:47Grab him.
01:03:49Excuse me.
01:03:54Put me down, you shit.
01:03:55Come on, troll.
01:03:56Wait, wait.
01:03:57I haven't a chance to punch my frequent tour card.
01:04:00Oh, keep that in your pants, boy.
01:04:03Tell me, brother!
01:04:15Hold up.
01:04:17Hold up.
01:04:19Please, look.
01:04:20Please.
01:04:22Come on, come on.
01:04:23Get.
01:04:23What are you doing now?
01:04:24Come on.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:48Oh, please, look, please.
01:04:50We have to be reasonable about this, Ian.
01:04:53If you explain what it is that you want, I'm sure we can sort it.
01:04:56If I'm not at the Perch Fest in the next couple of hours, all my family's going to come looking
01:04:59for me.
01:05:01Why did you do it?
01:05:03Why did I do what?
01:05:07Why did you do it?
01:05:09What? If you explain to me what it is that I did, perhaps I can tell you why I did
01:05:13it.
01:05:13Oh, bloody hell.
01:05:24I think I'm chafing from all the walking already.
01:05:28Oh, John, you wouldn't happen to have some of that oil you put on your hair to rub on my
01:05:34thighs, would you?
01:05:39No.
01:05:40What? What is it? Is the flesh too bright?
01:05:42No, no. We need to get out of here.
01:05:44Well, there is no way I'm leaving this party early.
01:05:48Stop, stop, stop.
01:05:50Look, I know the future and shit's about to pop off.
01:05:53Quick, take a photo of me holding the statue's tiny penis.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:59How's that?
01:06:00Do I look like I'm holding it?
01:06:02Yeah, right on it.
01:06:04That's small enough?
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:16Stop.
01:06:20Guys, I just farted.
01:06:23Quiet.
01:06:24Seriously, it's like a touch oven in here.
01:06:25You want the grape?
01:06:26Oh, grape?
01:06:28Discovered.
01:06:30No, no, no.
01:06:31Get down.
01:06:32Where is your mother and your brothers?
01:06:34Purge Fest is about to begin.
01:06:42Welcome to Purge Fest 3000.
01:06:48As long as I can remember, my kingdom has been, well, it's been known for its sexual perversions, isn't it?
01:06:55Purge Fest is about to begin.
01:06:56And for its corruption.
01:06:59Purge Fest is about to begin.
01:07:00The violence, its betrayals, and its bloodshed.
01:07:05Purge Fest is about to begin.
01:07:11Purge Fest is about to begin.
01:07:14We're going to put an end to all that.
01:07:22I mean everything. I mean no more kitchen knives, no more forks, nothing you can do nothing with.
01:07:31Didn't they read the invite?
01:07:35Most of the people in our kingdom are illiterate, my lord.
01:07:38They just heard there was free food and a party.
01:07:42I have the king just where I want him.
01:07:45Now, after just a little manipulation of Johnny Bang Bang, then it's just a matter of time before I mount
01:07:56the throne.
01:07:57Enough! I'm the fucking king.
01:08:01And I declare the only one participating in these violent activities is going to be expelled from the eight kingdoms.
01:08:16What?
01:08:17But the storks have kidnapped my little brother. I demand he be released immediately.
01:08:21Wait a minute. No, I mean you told me this morning you wanted that little fella punished, didn't you?
01:08:27Yes, I despise him.
01:08:30But he is still my little brother. I can't allow a stork to kidnap someone with my own blood.
01:08:36If they don't return him to us immediately, you must ban them from the eight kingdoms according to the declaration
01:08:44you just...
01:08:46Made.
01:08:51Come on, you wretched Scottsbull. I'm going to get you already.
01:08:55Hold still.
01:08:57Spit, troll.
01:08:58Meet your guards as an honest man.
01:09:02Confess.
01:09:02Never.
01:09:04All right, I confess. I confess.
01:09:06I choked him.
01:09:07Then slapped him all around the floor till he bled.
01:09:10I'm an evil man.
01:09:11Who are you talking about?
01:09:12The Lord Commander of the Southern Forces.
01:09:14He's here.
01:09:15In my pants.
01:09:17Would you like to meet him?
01:09:18Tell me the truth.
01:09:20All right, all right, I confess.
01:09:21I'm the reason why all the dragons are extinct.
01:09:23Oh.
01:09:24I screwed them all into the extinction.
01:09:26Oh.
01:09:27I built the wall with my wank hammer.
01:09:29I stabbed the crazy king with my flesh saber.
01:09:32That's enough.
01:09:33You tried to kill my son.
01:09:36Oh.
01:09:37Oh.
01:09:37Why would I want to kill your son?
01:09:39I don't know.
01:09:40You tell me.
01:09:41Oh.
01:09:44What?
01:09:45No more wax.
01:09:54Yes.
01:09:55I got you.
01:09:59Hold up.
01:10:00Hold up.
01:10:01Hold up.
01:10:03Hold up.
01:10:07Oh, shit.
01:10:12What was that?
01:10:14The king gives you fireworks.
01:10:15What the fuck is that?
01:10:20Well, I guess we know what happened to the dragon fire now.
01:10:28You check it out.
01:10:30I'll take care of the troll.
01:10:31Yes, mother.
01:10:32Oh, you're turning me on, you.
01:10:37Now we will have to find some other way to kill the king.
01:10:41Whoever did this must have known our plans.
01:10:44Where's your mother?
01:10:45She has the troll.
01:10:46She's trying to make him confess.
01:10:48You must go now and tell her to bring him to the feast immediately
01:10:50or entire families could be banned from the Eighth Kingdom.
01:10:54Yes, father.
01:10:54I shall go now.
01:10:55This was the work of a true genius.
01:11:05Yes!
01:11:06I did it!
01:11:08I caught them all!
01:11:10I am the dragon's master!
01:11:22She's just so referred to nothing here.
01:11:25Father, come to help.
01:11:30John, I thought you were at the wall.
01:11:32I heard you were in trouble, father.
01:11:34Who told you we might be in trouble?
01:11:36My friend Ham.
01:11:37Ham?
01:11:39The fat guy?
01:11:45Look, look, just one bite.
01:11:47No.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50I mean, come on.
01:11:52Get out!
01:11:54Where is the troll?
01:11:57I know nothing about the troll.
01:11:59I swear to it.
01:12:00He's lying.
01:12:01Look at him.
01:12:02Release him at once or be banished from the kingdom, my brother.
01:12:07Glow before house.
01:12:09He is your grace.
01:12:11This troll tried to murder my son.
01:12:15That's not true.
01:12:16I'm innocent.
01:12:18That's a very low thing that you did there, troll.
01:12:22I'm going to have to cut you down to size.
01:12:25Since you're in the arena, I demand a trial by twerking.
01:12:41What's twerking?
01:12:42Allow me your grace to defend my family's honor.
01:12:45No, bastard.
01:12:46As the firstborn, I shall defend my mother's honor.
01:12:49The two of you, sit down.
01:12:51I am the one who must defend my wife's honor.
01:12:55Hey!
01:12:56I will twerk the troll to death!
01:12:59Wait a second.
01:13:00You're four times the size of me.
01:13:02I demand a champion.
01:13:03I have the right.
01:13:04Well, who's your champion going to be?
01:13:08I name my nephew.
01:13:10Gizzy Lays, my sister.
01:13:12Let's see him twerk.
01:13:13Oh, I can't twerk.
01:13:14I'm just a dick.
01:13:16Ha!
01:13:17About time you admitted it.
01:13:19Right.
01:13:20I choose...
01:13:22Hoardog!
01:13:24Hoardog.
01:13:51I do not wish to continue this battle.
01:13:54I will spare Hoardog's life and let the troll live.
01:13:58I demand nothing in return.
01:14:04He was my friend.
01:14:06He could have been somebody instead of a bum.
01:14:20I want you to die!
01:14:26I want you to die!
01:14:36I want you to die!
01:14:38What happened to you?
01:14:41Jizzy's not your son.
01:14:53I'm king.
01:14:56I'm king!
01:14:58Yes son, of course you're king. You're king.
01:15:07I'm king.
01:15:09And you're mine.
01:15:13Okay, guards! Kill all the storks. Kill them all! Kill everyone!
01:15:17Wait, except Lancia. I want to give her a pearl necklace and a foot rub.
01:15:30That's it.
01:15:50You want some, do ya? Do ya?
01:15:53No, no, no, no, no!
01:16:01You want some, do ya? Do ya?
01:16:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:16:10Go back to the wall!
01:16:14Go back to the wall!
01:16:44Hiroo!
01:16:48Hiroo!
01:16:49Hiroo!
01:17:07Who wants to see him on the track?
01:17:13I'm melting, melting, melting, melting.
01:17:23This is Trumpet Arena.
01:17:25You don't know anything.
01:17:27But I just want to protect you, sir.
01:17:51You don't know anything.
01:18:21You don't know anything.
01:18:40You don't.
01:18:41I protect you.
01:18:41You don't.
01:18:41Ever from us.
01:18:42Never from us.
01:18:46No.
01:19:00No.
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