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Two Way Stretch
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00:02:14Oh, my God.
00:02:39Seven o'clock? Oh, Harry's marvellous, and he's always bang on time, winter or summer.
00:02:43Look at that, they've sent ordinary milk again. They know we always have gold top.
00:02:47Yeah, well, never mind me.
00:02:49Here we are, then. Milk. Butter. Eggs.
00:02:56All right, all right. French bread.
00:03:04Dodger? Dodger?
00:03:07Huh?
00:03:08Pipers, Dodger?
00:03:10Oh, tar, tar.
00:03:11Ah.
00:03:22Closer, winter, mate. There's a bit of a George Raff coming in.
00:03:25Well, I'm sorry, Dodger.
00:03:26One or two eggs, Dodger?
00:03:28Uh, no, thank you, Jelly. I feel a bit empty after that trifle you knocked out last night.
00:03:35Yeah, I'd have to go easy on the Chevy.
00:03:37Oh, I'm sorry, Dodger, mate. Didn't look all that rich to me.
00:03:41Hello.
00:03:42I see the bottom's dropped right out of Colonial Cocoa.
00:03:46When you knock off any money, lads, never put it on a stock exchange. I'll tell you that for nothing.
00:03:51Don't you worry, I won't.
00:03:53You know, you do look a bit sudy this morning, Dodger.
00:03:56Hmm?
00:03:57Yeah, what about a nice drop of brandy of your tea?
00:03:59That's a very sound idea, Lenny.
00:04:02That's a very sound idea.
00:04:04All right.
00:04:05Down to the log, Nick.
00:04:08Our first request comes from Mrs. Price of Cobblers Road, London, E2.
00:04:12Yeah, that's my mum. Yeah, would you believe it?
00:04:14Good morning, Mrs. Price. Hope you're listening.
00:04:17Mrs. Price wants me to play a record for her son, Lenny, his parents, Dodger, and Lenny, and all his
00:04:22other friends.
00:04:22And they're all working hard in a hush-hush government establishment somewhere in the country.
00:04:28So, for Lenny and his friends, here is his mother's choice.
00:04:32Don't fence me in.
00:04:33Oh, no.
00:04:34Right, Lindsay, don't fence me in.
00:04:38Very subtle sense of humour.
00:04:41Here, Dodger, that's my mum's request.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:44Oh, can we have it on again?
00:04:46Do you mind, mate? I've got a terrible head.
00:04:48Oh, please, Dodger.
00:04:49No. Don't argue, Lenny.
00:04:52Who is it?
00:04:53It's only me.
00:04:55Oh, come in, Chief. It ain't locked.
00:04:57Morning, Mr. King.
00:04:58Good morning.
00:04:59I'm sorry to bother you lads while you're having your breakfast.
00:05:02That's all right, Chief. Fancy a cuppa?
00:05:04Oh, thanks very much.
00:05:06Not robbing you, am I?
00:05:08No, mate. What's ours is yours, you know that.
00:05:13Mmm, that's good.
00:05:15You know, I always say this is the only place in the old prison where you get a really decent
00:05:19cup of tea.
00:05:20Well, you've got a real three-star one there, hasn't you, Lenny?
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:24Anything else we can do for you, Chief, please?
00:05:26Well, I just wondered if you'd mind popping down to the rock quarry?
00:05:33Oh, a little later.
00:05:37Do what?
00:05:38No, no, no, don't get excited.
00:05:41The governor wants a few nice, knobbly bits of stone for his rockery, that's all.
00:05:47Ah. You had me worried for a minute.
00:05:50Oh, I must be off.
00:05:52Here, Chief.
00:05:53Do you mind putting strange ways out on your way down?
00:05:55Oh, not at all.
00:05:56Oh, come on, puss, puss, puss.
00:05:58Come on, Len, puss, puss.
00:06:01All right, come on, Len.
00:06:02Oh, by the way, you'd better get a move on.
00:06:06Rehabilitation classes are starting bang on time today.
00:06:09The old man's got another of his parties coming round.
00:06:11That's nice, isn't it?
00:06:12Who's it this time?
00:06:13Oh, the Ladies League of Prison Reform or something.
00:06:18Come on, puss, you come on, mate.
00:06:20Hey, here you are.
00:06:22Isn't it marvellous?
00:06:23We can't wait to get out, and the Buckteeth and Bloomer's Brigade can't wait to get in.
00:06:26Here, here.
00:06:28That's all right, my dear.
00:06:35I'm so glad you've let me bring the members of my committee to look over your prison commander, Bennetts.
00:06:39It's a pleasure, ma'am.
00:06:40From what we hear, if only some of the other prison governors were as far-seeing and progressive as you
00:06:45are,
00:06:46our work would hardly be necessary.
00:06:49Well, kind of you to say so, ma'am.
00:06:50When society overcrowds these lads three in a cell, that's not the end of it, you know.
00:06:54I'm sure of that.
00:06:55Can't leave them to rot.
00:06:57Teach them a trade.
00:06:58Something honest they can turn their hands to when they get out.
00:07:01But isn't there a shortage of instructors?
00:07:03Never felt the need of them.
00:07:05I get my instructors from the prisoners themselves.
00:07:07Oh, really?
00:07:08Oh, yes, yes.
00:07:09We've got all trades here.
00:07:11You know, you'll be amazed how keen they are to help each other.
00:07:14And you find that works?
00:07:15Judge for yourselves.
00:07:16Ladies, you'll see in a minute.
00:07:18Come in.
00:07:21Rehabilitation class is ready for inspection, sir.
00:07:24Ah, thank you, Lane.
00:07:26This is Lane, one of my trustees.
00:07:28Good morning, Lane.
00:07:30Good morning, ladies.
00:07:31There's not much goes on in here, Lane, that you're not interested in, is there?
00:07:34We take things as we find them, you know, sir.
00:07:38Well, now, ladies, shall we see the gardens first?
00:07:40Yes, thank you.
00:07:42Come this way.
00:07:44Thank you very much.
00:07:48I've got the, uh, leader's reports for you, sir.
00:07:50I'll just put them on my desk, sir.
00:07:53Yes.
00:07:53Yes, sir.
00:08:07Ah, come on, me little darling.
00:08:08Ah, sir.
00:08:09Ah, it's me point, then.
00:08:10It's me point.
00:08:11Ah, there's a little bit.
00:08:12I'll just put them on my desk.
00:08:13Come on, me little darling.
00:08:15Ah, sir.
00:08:16Ah, sir.
00:08:16Come on.
00:08:17Here.
00:08:18Ah, come on.
00:08:19Come on.
00:08:19Come on.
00:08:21Stand by, your plants.
00:08:25Very popular, these gardening activities.
00:08:27We're hoping for great things at the county show.
00:08:32Now, I'd like to show you something of mine.
00:08:36Oh, there's a prize winner.
00:08:38If ever I saw one.
00:08:40Oh, I've never seen one so big.
00:08:42Yes, I brought this on myself.
00:08:44Oh, you must be very proud.
00:08:46Oh, indeed, I am, ma'am.
00:08:49Now, then, um.
00:08:49Those lovely blooms.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:53Ah, yes.
00:08:53Lane has the seed sent in specially from abroad.
00:08:56What a lovely smell.
00:08:58What are they?
00:08:58These are nicotinous, nutless, virginious, lady.
00:09:01What are flowers?
00:09:03Smells very much like tobacco to me.
00:09:05They whiff at night.
00:09:06I think lovely, they do.
00:09:08Mind you, lady, we've got so many niffs around this joint,
00:09:10you never know what you're smelling.
00:09:14Come and have a niff at the Governor's Betty Uprichard over here.
00:09:18That's his second pride of joy, that one.
00:09:19Oh, lovely.
00:09:21And reared, as they say in the Navy.
00:09:23Lovely, isn't it?
00:09:24All right, Les, now you've got it so far.
00:09:26Right.
00:09:27Now, I'll explain to you the details.
00:09:28Stand by, the Governor's rounds.
00:09:30Come on, get a fork on it, fellas.
00:09:40Carry on for what you're doing, Les.
00:09:42Here we are.
00:09:43Isn't it fascinating, Norma?
00:09:45They're sweet.
00:09:47Come over here.
00:09:48Most interesting.
00:09:50Oh, no.
00:09:52I'm so glad you're having cultural subjects
00:09:55as well as mere vocational training, Commander.
00:09:58Oh, yes, yes, indeed, Madam.
00:09:59Man cannot live by bread alone.
00:10:01Though we have our own bakery, of course.
00:10:04How splendid.
00:10:05No, an appreciation of the arts forms
00:10:07of any important part in the Columbia.
00:10:10And crafts, too.
00:10:11Take pottery, for example.
00:10:13Now, you just come this way.
00:10:14Yes, sir.
00:10:15There, Mary.
00:10:16Pottery.
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:17Well, really.
00:10:18The Governor's going too far.
00:10:20Yes, sir.
00:10:23Harold.
00:10:24Harold, what have I possessed you?
00:10:26Three buttonholes in a two-button suit?
00:10:27Oh, never mind.
00:10:28I'll cut out and have a coat.
00:10:30I think we're made of money here.
00:10:31It's my love.
00:10:32This is the tailoring department.
00:10:34Is it?
00:10:34So, Madam, if I may be permitted the liberty.
00:10:37Do you like the ensemble, sir?
00:10:38Oh, it's very nice.
00:10:39It's my going home suit.
00:10:40Oh, yes.
00:10:41I'd forgotten you and your friends
00:10:42are due out pretty soon now, eh?
00:10:44I wonder, sir,
00:10:45if I might be permitted
00:10:46to point out the salient features.
00:10:48You'll notice here
00:10:48the hand basting on the lapel.
00:10:51Of course, Madam,
00:10:51it's not generally known,
00:10:52but in the majority
00:10:53of the mass-produced suits,
00:10:54the basting is all done with soap,
00:10:56which means if you're caught in the rain,
00:10:57you come out in a lava.
00:11:02Open up, Lily.
00:11:04The jacket, the jacket.
00:11:05Oh.
00:11:06Touch of the Terry Thomas, sir.
00:11:07You notice how it catches the light?
00:11:09Oh, I wonder
00:11:09if I might detain you
00:11:11for one second, sir.
00:11:12Now, you see,
00:11:12I'm working under
00:11:13the most derogatory conditions.
00:11:15Oh, yes.
00:11:15I did ask.
00:11:16You see, it's very skilled.
00:11:17It's certainly an oxy and salatine welder,
00:11:19so it's all very well
00:11:20for the British Motor Corporation
00:11:21by Slogan for Savile Row.
00:11:23Ooh.
00:11:24Ooh.
00:11:24As you can see,
00:11:25we have a very enthusiastic
00:11:26woodwork section, too.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:30Cabinet making as well.
00:11:32Yes, ma'am.
00:11:34Yes, of course.
00:11:36Well, Miss Pringle,
00:11:37that'll give you some idea
00:11:38how we go about things.
00:11:40Mm.
00:11:40Yes, I'm sure
00:11:41my colleagues would like to join me
00:11:43in congratulating you
00:11:44on your sterling work, Commander.
00:11:47Yes, dear.
00:11:47Yes, perhaps it must pass.
00:11:49Oh, thank you, ladies.
00:11:50One likes to think
00:11:50that one's seed
00:11:51has not fallen upon
00:11:52stony ground.
00:11:53Oh, I'm sure
00:11:53it never does that, Commander,
00:11:55judging by your enormous
00:11:56vegetable narrow.
00:11:58Oh, my narrow.
00:11:59Well, this way, ladies.
00:12:00Thank you, lady.
00:12:01That'll be all.
00:12:02Just round the right there.
00:12:03Yeah, that one with a little.
00:12:05Out of the left.
00:12:06Yeah.
00:12:06Yes.
00:12:11All right, lads.
00:12:20Now, then, lads,
00:12:21as I was about to say,
00:12:23my own personal preference
00:12:25is the hinge method.
00:12:27Takes a little longer,
00:12:28but the results
00:12:29infallible.
00:12:31Now, then,
00:12:32you drill three lovely
00:12:33little holes
00:12:34by your hinge.
00:12:35Get your jelly,
00:12:37bung it in.
00:12:38Insert your detonators.
00:12:40Yes, I thrust your pardon
00:12:41the intrusion,
00:12:42but did you say
00:12:43this method was infallible?
00:12:45Infallible.
00:12:45Then, might I inquire
00:12:47as to what you're doing in here?
00:12:50How would you like
00:12:50a punch up the throat?
00:12:55Lady's gone, sir?
00:12:56Yes, Jenkins.
00:12:57Well, your visitor's
00:12:58just arrived.
00:12:58I've shown him
00:12:59into the office, sir.
00:13:00Oh, my goodness,
00:13:00I didn't realize the time.
00:13:02Oh, Jenkins,
00:13:03send Lane in to us, will you?
00:13:05Very good, sir.
00:13:06Oh, sorry to keep you
00:13:07waiting, Fowler.
00:13:08Oh, not at all.
00:13:09Admiring your flora.
00:13:10Oh, good.
00:13:11And you do.
00:13:12Mr. Fowler, isn't it?
00:13:13Yes, Mr. Fowler.
00:13:13Let me take these.
00:13:15Thank you, sir.
00:13:16How kind of you.
00:13:17Thank you very much.
00:13:19A cigarette?
00:13:20Not for me, thank you.
00:13:21One of the temptations
00:13:22I'm able to resist,
00:13:23I'm glad to say.
00:13:24Extraordinary thing.
00:13:25I seem to be getting
00:13:25through 50 a day.
00:13:26Oh, yes, yes.
00:13:27You don't mind if I do,
00:13:28do you?
00:13:28Oh, of course not.
00:13:30Now, then,
00:13:31you say in your letter
00:13:32that we have some
00:13:33of your former
00:13:34parishioners in our care.
00:13:35Yes, Lane and his friends.
00:13:36I'm afraid so.
00:13:38Three from one parish.
00:13:39Not a happy situation
00:13:40for one in my walk of life.
00:13:42Ah, but they're good lads
00:13:43at heart, you know,
00:13:44been cooperating splendidly.
00:13:46Oh, I'm glad to hear
00:13:47that anyhow.
00:13:48Mind you,
00:13:48the background
00:13:49they come from, Governor.
00:13:50I couldn't begin
00:13:51to describe it.
00:13:52Well, please don't try.
00:13:54Well, I won't, then.
00:13:55But mind you,
00:13:56there's no excuse.
00:13:57Oh, certainly not.
00:13:59Crime is crime.
00:13:59No, you misunderstand me.
00:14:00No excuse for you
00:14:01and me, Governor.
00:14:02We've a duty
00:14:03to these unfortunate people.
00:14:04It's up to us
00:14:05to extend a helping hand.
00:14:07Padre, you're only
00:14:08echoing my own thoughts.
00:14:09I'd hope from my heart
00:14:10that that would be the case.
00:14:12Well, look,
00:14:12I've sent you, Lane.
00:14:13Perhaps you'll like
00:14:13a few minutes for him.
00:14:14I'd be glad of it.
00:14:15Most kind of you, Governor.
00:14:18Come in.
00:14:20Ah, Lane.
00:14:26Come along, Lane.
00:14:27You know your vicar.
00:14:31Yeah, I know him, sir, yeah.
00:14:33Well, don't be shy.
00:14:34Mr. Fowler's here
00:14:34to help you.
00:14:35Come on.
00:14:37Merely to proper friendship
00:14:38and good counsel?
00:14:40How are you, my son?
00:14:43I'm not complaining.
00:14:44Vicar?
00:14:45Now, I want you to listen
00:14:46very carefully
00:14:47to Mr. Fowler's advice.
00:14:49I can quite safely
00:14:50leave him with you, Padre.
00:14:52Oh, indeed.
00:14:52Now, come along
00:14:52and sit down.
00:14:53Make yourselves at home.
00:14:54Oh, that is good.
00:14:55You have my chair, Vicar.
00:14:56Thank you, Governor.
00:14:57Then sit there.
00:14:58Now, I'll come back
00:14:59in a few minutes
00:14:59and see how you're getting.
00:15:00All right?
00:15:01Many thanks.
00:15:10You smarmy, rat-faced,
00:15:12conniving, bleating,
00:15:13whited sepulchre.
00:15:14Come, come, come.
00:15:15Sophie Stevens.
00:15:17Hap to your old
00:15:17river and luck again,
00:15:18I see.
00:15:19I'm a good miner.
00:15:20Burt you all the way
00:15:21from here to Wandsworth, Maine.
00:15:22Please, please, don't.
00:15:23Let's discuss this matter
00:15:24in an ill-bred fashion.
00:15:26Ill-bred fashion?
00:15:27You dropped me
00:15:28and the boys
00:15:28right on the pony
00:15:29you took about ill-bred.
00:15:30Keep your thieving hands
00:15:31off that, will you?
00:15:31They're my punks.
00:15:32Dodger, listen to me.
00:15:34We listened to you
00:15:34the last time
00:15:35a mate and got stuck
00:15:36in here for three years
00:15:37while you've been outside
00:15:37living the life of Riley.
00:15:38Father Riley, please.
00:15:40Now, listen to me, Dodger.
00:15:42I'm on to a racing certainty.
00:15:44Like the last time
00:15:45when you had the only alibi?
00:15:46No, this is different.
00:15:48Can you three boys
00:15:49get out of here
00:15:49for the night
00:15:50and back again
00:15:51without anybody knowing?
00:15:52I think you're going
00:15:53a bit soft
00:15:53in your old age, mate.
00:15:54What do you think we are?
00:15:55The three Houdini's?
00:15:56Then you'd have
00:15:57the perfect alibi,
00:15:58wouldn't you?
00:16:00Don't you see?
00:16:04What you got cooking away
00:16:05in that disease-ridden
00:16:06bunce of yours?
00:16:08Something quite sensational,
00:16:10my boy.
00:16:15You crafty old fox.
00:16:17Well, I don't know.
00:16:19Might be able
00:16:20to work out something.
00:16:21I thought you'd be interested.
00:16:23Wait a minute.
00:16:23Wait a minute.
00:16:24I'd have to know
00:16:25a lot more about it first,
00:16:26so, Miss Lee.
00:16:27Of course you will.
00:16:28Of course you will.
00:16:30I'll give you the drill.
00:16:32Oh, so they give you
00:16:34the drill, do they, Lane?
00:16:35Very healthy,
00:16:36good for the lungs.
00:16:37Oh, Governor,
00:16:38you do look after them well.
00:16:39Well, we do our best,
00:16:40Padre.
00:16:41How's it going?
00:16:42I think we've made a good start,
00:16:44wouldn't you say, sir?
00:16:45Good.
00:16:45I imagine your bicker's
00:16:46giving you something
00:16:47to think about, eh, Lane?
00:16:48He certainly has, sir.
00:16:49Definitely.
00:16:50Good.
00:16:50You know, I'm quite sure
00:16:51when you get out of here,
00:16:52he'll help you to find
00:16:53a good, worthwhile job.
00:16:55I've just been trying
00:16:56to make that very point.
00:16:57Oh, by the way,
00:16:58I would like to make
00:16:59another visit soon,
00:17:00if I may.
00:17:00Directly I see
00:17:01how the land lies
00:17:02with regard to their
00:17:03employment,
00:17:04for want of a better word.
00:17:05Yes, certainly, certainly.
00:17:06Well, I'll say goodbye now.
00:17:08Lay and get the Padre's hat,
00:17:09will you?
00:17:09See him at the gate
00:17:09and my umbrella,
00:17:11if you'll be so kind.
00:17:15Was you wearing gloves, vicar?
00:17:17Not this time.
00:17:19Goodbye.
00:17:27Where's this lot off to?
00:17:29Governor wants some stones
00:17:30for his rockery.
00:17:30Oh, well, don't ever do it,
00:17:31will you?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34Here.
00:17:35Here, look,
00:17:36over there with Dodger.
00:17:37Where?
00:17:37Over there.
00:17:40God bless.
00:17:41Here, what's he doing here?
00:17:42Hey, sir!
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:44You?
00:17:45Well, what a nice surprise
00:17:46to see our vicar.
00:17:48What's he doing?
00:17:48Ante?
00:17:49Oh, yes, yeah.
00:17:51How are you getting on here,
00:17:52Alan?
00:17:52Very well, thank you very much, sir.
00:17:54Your mother sends her love to you.
00:17:56Price and night,
00:17:57you're looking very bonnie.
00:17:58How do you do?
00:17:59I've had a long talk to Lane
00:18:01here about your future prospects.
00:18:03I'll leave it to him
00:18:04to give you the good news.
00:18:05Well, I must get along.
00:18:06Mustn't, uh, mustn't interfere
00:18:08with the process of the law,
00:18:09must we?
00:18:09Goodbye, gentlemen.
00:18:11What's that all about?
00:18:13Tell you later.
00:18:17I'll remember you all tonight,
00:18:19boys, in my prayers.
00:18:21We'll be lucky
00:18:22if he remembers us
00:18:23after the second pint.
00:18:28Yeah, well, I don't go much on it.
00:18:30We had a basin full of Soapy before.
00:18:32Yeah, my mum says
00:18:33three years of her life
00:18:33is enough to give any man.
00:18:35And that's what we've done for Soapy.
00:18:36Anyway, we're not committed.
00:18:37We'll be out of here in a few weeks.
00:18:39A bit of information
00:18:39might be useful.
00:18:40Well, all I hope is
00:18:41that it's reliable information
00:18:43because the last time
00:18:44he dropped us right at it.
00:18:45Well, I'll tell you
00:18:46something else, too.
00:18:47Come on.
00:18:56Good afternoon.
00:18:57Afternoon, sir.
00:18:58Ah, this is the size
00:18:59and the shape I'm after.
00:19:00That'd be enough, sir, will it?
00:19:02We're finding this town
00:19:03a bit difficult to work, governor.
00:19:04It's got all sort of
00:19:06buried in and there.
00:19:07Really?
00:19:08Yeah.
00:19:08Well, this'll do to go on with.
00:19:09Right, that's it, lads.
00:19:11It's a very busy thing,
00:19:12our, anyway.
00:19:13Your mother's here, Bryce.
00:19:14Oh, lovely.
00:19:15Someone to see you two, Len.
00:19:17Oh, you don't seem
00:19:18very enthusiastic.
00:19:20People come all this way
00:19:21to visit you
00:19:21and you simply
00:19:22don't seem to care.
00:19:24Extraordinary.
00:19:27Oh, give over
00:19:28a sort of titty-fighting.
00:19:30Keep some on your nose.
00:19:31You've been looking at yourself
00:19:32all the way down.
00:19:34Well, I don't want
00:19:34to lose my allure.
00:19:35Never mind about
00:19:36your allure.
00:19:37That won't get you nowhere.
00:19:39Be firm.
00:19:39That's what you've got to remember
00:19:41with a man like Dodger.
00:19:42I have to be first
00:19:43in Lenny's bar.
00:19:43No physical contact
00:19:44with the prisoners.
00:19:45No passing
00:19:46of written messages,
00:19:47cigarettes,
00:19:48or any other form
00:19:48of contraband, right?
00:19:50Yes, yes.
00:19:50Well, you know, coach.
00:19:51All right, sir.
00:19:57What's the matter with you?
00:19:59Haven't you ever seen
00:20:00a home perm kit before?
00:20:01Yes, I have.
00:20:02And you can leave it there.
00:20:04You're welcome.
00:20:06This way.
00:20:09This way.
00:20:18Now, don't forget what I told you,
00:20:20darling.
00:20:21Make yourself felt.
00:20:22But he said no physical contact.
00:20:24Oh, don't be serious.
00:20:25Be firm.
00:20:27I will.
00:20:33Hello, Dodger.
00:20:34Hello, Ed.
00:20:35Looking forward to coming out?
00:20:37No, I decide I'd like to stay up
00:20:39the rest of my life.
00:20:40Well, I thought you didn't like it here.
00:20:42Hmm.
00:20:43Now, look.
00:20:44I'm going to come straight to the point.
00:20:46I want the bands put up this Sunday
00:20:48without fail
00:20:49so we can get tied up
00:20:50directly when you come out.
00:20:51Blimey, here we go again.
00:20:52Well, the whole street's talking about it.
00:20:55I mean to say,
00:20:56five years now you've been courting me
00:20:57and what have I got to show for it?
00:20:59Nothing.
00:20:59Well, you've been dead lucky, haven't you?
00:21:02Anyway, I'll give you a smashing engagement ring.
00:21:04Yes, and I can only wear that in the house
00:21:05with the blinds drawn.
00:21:07It's not good enough.
00:21:08Whose fault was it
00:21:09we didn't get married after that mail van job?
00:21:11Not mine, I'm sure.
00:21:12No?
00:21:12No.
00:21:13Well, may I remind you
00:21:14that had you got to the church
00:21:15at the time specified,
00:21:16you'd have arrived here before the police did,
00:21:18thereby avoiding a nasty frack house
00:21:20with the law.
00:21:21Language, please.
00:21:22Well.
00:21:23Well.
00:21:24I can't understand you at all.
00:21:26Me and your daddies
00:21:27always try to bring you upright,
00:21:29but I don't know,
00:21:30the family on there
00:21:31don't seem to mean nothing to you.
00:21:33Anyone that think you like doing time.
00:21:35Three years you've been in here now
00:21:37and never once have you even tried to escape.
00:21:40And don't leave your head against them wires.
00:21:42You mark yourself for love.
00:21:44Mum will be out anyway soon.
00:21:46They'll be out anyway soon.
00:21:47That's not quite the point.
00:21:48Look at your daddy's record.
00:21:51Four times over the wall
00:21:53at the moor alone.
00:21:55And Auntie Emmy's bad leg
00:21:56never prevented her
00:21:57from shinning down
00:21:58the drain carpet hole
00:21:59and why did it?
00:22:01Well, I'll try and do better next time,
00:22:03Mum, honest I will.
00:22:03Yes, and so you better.
00:22:05I should think so.
00:22:05She'll be bruised as well.
00:22:10It's all right.
00:22:12How old is he now, my love?
00:22:13Eight months, dearest.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:18But I've been in here nearly two years.
00:22:21Oh, yes, Fred.
00:22:23But you sent me some lovely letters.
00:22:25Well, if that's the way you want it, eh?
00:22:27That's the way I want it.
00:22:29Dodger!
00:22:32Well, time's up, Dougie.
00:22:35All set.
00:22:35I suppose so.
00:22:39Well, um, goodbye, Dodger dear.
00:22:42Goodbye, I thought, dear.
00:22:52There it goes again.
00:22:55It keeps happening.
00:22:56It's so embarrassing.
00:22:58Excuse me.
00:23:26Come on, then.
00:23:28Would you like a night?
00:23:29cap chief oh that's very kind of you well boys it looks as if we all be leaving here together
00:23:35oh yeah how's that well as you know i was due to retire last year but they asked me to
00:23:40stay on for
00:23:40a bit oh thanks jelly well seems they've got someone to replace me now what are you going
00:23:45to do with yourself mr jenkins well me and the miss is a little tobacco shop apparently on sea
00:23:50is it a locker uh no we'll be living over it why nothing i just wanted well good luck to
00:23:58you chief
00:23:58oh yeah thank you boys yeah me and my earth will all be settling down one of these days i
00:24:05suppose
00:24:05oh yes you got a job lined up then i'm in concrete we've got a few kind friends outside who
00:24:11are trying
00:24:11to get things organized for us that's the idea you know what they say don't you heaven helps those
00:24:16who are prepared to help themselves just what our vicar was saying wasn't it yeah boy yeah yeah
00:24:26only me hello poetry visiting your boys regular now aren't you yes of course anytime now you know
00:24:32they'll be exposed to the old temptations run along and tell lane i'd like to have a word with him
00:24:38would you there's a good fellow i'll make my way to the governor's office good morning boys
00:24:50good that'll bring her color up nicely new duty roster sir oh right i'll look it over in my office
00:24:57well what do you think jackson coming along nicely sir hmm
00:25:05three minutes oh hello governor good morning how are you very well thank you how are you i didn't
00:25:14realize you were coming perhaps i'm a bit early am i oh no that's quite all right you'll do sit
00:25:18down
00:25:19thank you very much i'm sorry i thought you said you didn't smoke oh did i i i was doing
00:25:24left ah i see
00:25:28well uh yes i'll um i'll leave you to it
00:25:35no i'll uh i'll attend to my letters later
00:25:42anything you want just uh help yourself i'll i'll be with my marrow
00:25:50yes he's a right burke isn't he now then anything else you want to know yeah i want to know
00:25:57if it's
00:25:57going to work you know me oh i know you all right which brings me to the all-important question
00:26:06how much is it worth oh i thought you might ask that one doesn't want to sell one's birthright for
00:26:12a mess of pottage does one oh it all depends how big the mess is well naturally estimates vary in
00:26:18these matters a fraction one or the other but in round figures give or take a shilling here or there
00:26:23what's the costa a couple of million liquor
00:26:30how much you heard
00:26:34two million quid one million quid that's right
00:26:40yeah that's right yeah but how could it be worth a million
00:26:44don't you fellas ever read nothing in the newspapers buying a back page
00:26:47i'm referring to his highness the sultan of kuchpawani yeah what do you read that on the back page
00:26:54the important thing is that every now and again they bung this geezer on the scales and they weigh
00:26:58him well you mean like they do with the aga khan that's right and if you fellas had read the
00:27:03papers
00:27:03you would have noticed that it was this fella's diamond jubilee next month oh then all these diamonds
00:27:08in this van belongs to this fella right right now here's what they do they shove this sultan on one
00:27:14into the scales they shove all these lovely old diamonds up the other end then they all get
00:27:18together and they start having their way up how did the diamonds get in england then safekeeping
00:27:23you see this sultan's one of the only mates of british government i got left out here and he can't
00:27:27trust all these other nicknogs so he shoves his gear over here for safekeeping until he wants it
00:27:31yeah but we just can't go and knock off a lot of diamonds just like that dodger do you mind
00:27:37now providing we're out of your shop by 11 on the 28th we're laughing leave off we don't get up
00:27:42on the 29th and so on the 28th we're all safely locked up in here few herbs want a better
00:27:47alibi
00:27:47than that i don't know yeah that's the best isn't it hey yeah right yeah right then here's the drill
00:27:54down in the army are escorting the van he's got all his diamonds in from london to portsmouth
00:27:58and portsmouth as a destroyer takes them all out east between london and portsmouth we nick them
00:28:06who's escorting the van the army well if you think i'm gonna have a punch up with the army you
00:28:11can count me
00:28:12out but one you and a half a burk there's only a few of the army and we ain't fighting
00:28:17them yeah
00:28:18this is marvelous isn't it hey jelly yeah yeah dodge when did you think of all this hey
00:28:23i don't know when you're both keeping away there i know what you're thinking and planning and
00:28:30of course we'll have to cut the whole soapy in hey yeah i mean he's handling the outside stuff until
00:28:36the
00:28:36night oh no not soapy no that git what's he ever done for us laying us in here and why
00:28:42was that
00:28:42because last time so it was the only one who had an alibi yeah this time we've all got the
00:28:46alibi and
00:28:46soapy's right in it how do you mean well i mean standing out of mind i mean if anyone's gonna
00:28:51get
00:28:51lagged by this job it's bound to be our vicar let him pray his way out of that one very
00:28:57good hey just a
00:28:59minute look there's another thing how do we get out of here you know when old jenkins comes around for
00:29:03his
00:29:03night cat you sleep in my cup of the old three-star cocoa it goes out like a light and
00:29:08we use him
00:29:08under the bed to cool on wait a minute though look jenkins won't be here on the 28th that's all
00:29:14right we'll straighten out whoever they send down that'll be some real ripe old charlie come on you
00:29:46don't strain yourself now will you come on what's the matter with you in it
00:29:51take that smile off your face thank you
00:29:56what's up with you then short house please sir i broke me emma lean in on i suppose no no
00:30:01silence
00:30:02when you're talking to me now listen you go along to the end of the line there you'll find a
00:30:07nice
00:30:07gentleman who'll give you a new one come here pick that up
00:30:20ask him to give you another one i'll need bigger go on
00:30:25and the double
00:30:32the governor wants to see you right he's over there right
00:30:37all right you lot keep at it
00:30:45you wanted to see me sir good morning crowd i have to tell you that your application for the post
00:30:50of chief officer huntley has been successful congratulations thank you very much sir i'm sure
00:30:56you'll carry on that huntley the good work you've done here oh yes sir i'll see to that sir
00:31:02thank you very much
00:31:14yeah cheap something to get your mouth round out the coffee oh it's a nice cigar there oh
00:31:31what are your mums lenny that's right mr jenkins
00:31:45i'm sorry about that mr jenkins she's a force of habit i suppose you see my mom
00:31:52well uh don't let it upset you lenny we all know your mom
00:31:57well let's pass the cake around then shall we uh sit down uh i'd just like to say on behalf
00:32:05of the
00:32:05lads and myself that we wish you a long and happy retirement and uh as a token of our esteem
00:32:12lenny um
00:32:14um so as a token of our esteem we would like to present you with this little memento all we're
00:32:20sorry about is you're coming out before us ain't that right lads oh yeah sure you won't stay till
00:32:26the end of the month please mr jenkins hey yeah stay on chief i'm afraid i can't boys
00:32:33i don't know what to say it's things like this that make me real sorry i believe it
00:32:39and believe me this will always be one of my most treasured possessions well i'm afraid i gotta go
00:32:47i got one or two things to do before i go you understand so goodbye dodger cheerio chewie
00:32:53jelly goodbye chief i'm gonna miss you mr jenkins so he's strange ways here i don't know who's gonna
00:32:59take him for a walk when you've gone here would you mind you know on your way down oh yeah
00:33:02yes
00:33:03don't forget your cake oh thank you and your body oh thank you boys you're welcome bye chief good
00:33:14good luck bye bye
00:33:30coming
00:33:34hi jenkins
00:33:37you don't happen to seen a gold watch by any chance of you
00:33:42gold watch sir yes a gold hunter and chain i seem to have lost it i'm sure it was here
00:33:48yesterday
00:33:51this one sir yes that's it where did you find it one of the uh prisoners found it sir lying
00:34:00about
00:34:01the church somewhere he gave it to me a few minutes ago did he really well there you are
00:34:08there's some good in all of them that's what i'm always saying he could just as easily have hung
00:34:12onto it hey sit down chief yes you know little things like this that must make you quite
00:34:19sorry that you're retiring from the service oh well it comes from all of us again now it appears your
00:34:26replacement arrives tomorrow a fellow called kraut from rockhampton kraut sir yes you know him oh yes
00:34:36i know him and told the lads i wish them all the very best of luck
00:34:45boy george shot you see he does the trouble with them people hey george be a mate will you see
00:34:51who it
00:34:51is i'm just brewing up the tea
00:34:55hang on hang on
00:35:06you want a bit of an iron again blimey sauerkraut
00:35:18what do you do with these keys lad i'm a trustee trustee i wouldn't trust you with your own
00:35:24grandma where's the officer you come here oh you must be the new chief anything wrong anything wrong
00:35:34what's this prisoner doing with the keys of main gate oh that's all right mr lane's a trustee i gave
00:35:38them to him mr mr lane now you take those stay by that gate office until i tell you to
00:35:46leave
00:35:46i can see this place is due for a bit of a shake-up you take me to the governor's
00:35:50office at the double
00:35:53at the double
00:35:56do yourself out
00:36:06stand out of the way come on get through it right i'll see you lot later
00:36:12a summoner hey jones oh that's splendid now what are you going to call him well sir with your
00:36:19permission of course and me and the wife sort of felt if we could take the liberty of naming
00:36:23after you governor a ratio oh well that's a very nice thought jones thank you you tell your wife i'd
00:36:30be honored thank you very much good uh all being well your wife is due at hospital on saturday that's
00:36:36right yes governor and you would like to be home to welcome her i would very much yes sir please
00:36:41yes well i think we can give you two days on parole thank you very much don't forget back here
00:36:48in prison eight o'clock sharp monday morning oh they'll be picking you up yes sir thank you
00:36:52sir i'll catch the workman's gun come in that's all yours thank you governor thank you very much
00:37:03chief officer sydney kraut reporting for duty silent ah welcome to huntley mr kraut thank you sir
00:37:09sit down thank you sir you have a good journey here oh not bad thank you sir well i hope
00:37:16you're going
00:37:16to enjoy being with us you know i like to think of everyone here staff and prisoners as a sort
00:37:22of
00:37:23family now it's up to us to see that the men in our care had plenty to do keep them
00:37:28out of mischief
00:37:29jenkins your predecessor was very successful in helping me with my rehabilitation courses
00:37:36we've organized fretwork classes rug making book binding basket weaving pottery excuse me sir i hope you
00:37:43don't mind me saying so sir but those are all indoor activities aren't they i thought the men
00:37:47look a little pale might do them good to get them outside once in a while outside cross country runs
00:37:53paper chases things like that hey good idea of course we've got our gardening class but i'm sure
00:37:59that anything else you can think of in that direction would be very welcome don't you worry sir i can
00:38:04think of plenty of things look how's that very good very good coming back here guess who's taking
00:38:14jackie's place huh sourcraft from rockham what's our crowd who's he belt up and get this stuff out of
00:38:19the way where's the cat well he's gone out for a walk what about the cable will show me now
00:38:22then put
00:38:23the monkeys on that all right we might have gone in and out with old jenky but this bleeder will
00:38:26have
00:38:26the place laced up tighter than the drum without a scrubbing well what's the matter with him anyway
00:38:30what's the matter with him he's just about the most twisted screw will ever crack down a prison
00:38:33corridor that's all yeah yeah well that'll hurry up i think he's on his way up again come on dude
00:38:40i'll
00:38:40get the carpet up all right come on stop out the way all right where's that put it under it
00:38:44under it
00:38:45yeah in there in there snap all clear right oh here he comes all right line up
00:39:07oh yes oh yes
00:39:17oh now this is about the nastiest little collection of villainy as i've seen in one cell for a long
00:39:23time
00:39:28dodger lane for a start by the way whatever happened to that mate of yours you know the one
00:39:34who tried to flog a couple of aircraft carriers sophie something or other what was it sophie stevens
00:39:39i don't know nothing about that shut up i'm talking
00:39:44oh here's another one mr jelly knight another old acquaintance never to be forgot
00:39:48caught at the old safe blowing lark again i suppose would you
00:39:54oh now he's a nasty evil little face i've not met before who's this then
00:40:00that's lenny the dip pickpocket are you come here
00:40:06i'll soon teach you to keep your thieving the lands to yourself
00:40:10get back
00:40:16well now you gentlemen have had it pretty cushy up to now haven't you fretwork classes basket weaving
00:40:23well that is not my idea of how to run a prison is it mr lane no chief no chief
00:40:29well from now on remember this it's my ideas that count do you understand
00:40:36by the way how long is it since you lot had a spell in the quarry quarry the quarry nobody
00:40:42works in
00:40:42the quarry so it's been closed for years is it really yeah is it
00:40:51well i'm personally inviting you to a grand reopening ceremony that'd be nice wouldn't it
00:40:58good morning monday morning six o'clock
00:41:10hey what's that cat doing here oh it's a prison cat sir it's named strange ways yes i've seen some
00:41:16of it strange ways get them cleaned up and get it out of here get it out of here
00:41:24six o'clock in the quarry or the papers don't come till seven look what are we gonna do dodger
00:41:29yeah don't you what are we gonna do don't panic let us remember what the poet said
00:41:35if you can keep your heads when all about you're doing their nuts you're a better man than i am
00:41:38can get in you said that i didn't i've built up i'm thinking oh yeah
00:41:51what's this then not enough rocks to go around can't find any more chief see nobody's been down
00:41:58here lately oh well we'll have to do something about that then won't we
00:42:05do you know what this is mr knight oh yes dynamite dynamite yes that's right i thought you'd
00:42:10recognize it let me see yeah i think one will be sufficient now i want you to take this i
00:42:19want
00:42:19you to stick it in a crack in the rocks there somewhere should bring down enough to keep you
00:42:24busy for the rest of the day go on
00:42:36right now there's a 10 second fuse on that might be much of a bang you too come and stand
00:42:41around
00:42:41here behind me all right light up mr knight but chief i'm sorry i promised the judge i wouldn't
00:42:51muck about with explosives again i mustn't do it no he mustn't do it chief he mustn't do it chief
00:42:58chief he mustn't do it i'm out of it
00:43:15oh what's the matter with you love it
00:43:42where's the governor he's he's in his garden chief
00:44:02what's the matter with you love it
00:44:02excuse me sir mr kraut i hear we've reopened the quarry yes sir i wish to report a little accident
00:44:13not only in the quarry mr kraut what about this
00:44:19oh that's a pity well that's what i'm saying
00:44:22pity mr kraut do you realize that tomorrow is the day of the huntley horticultural show do you know
00:44:28that my marrow would have caused a sensation and through your grass stupid idiocy i shall have to
00:44:34withdraw what the devil you mean by it look sir we was at the quarry i'm not listening to any
00:44:39excuses
00:44:40mr kraut in future confine yourself to routine activities excuse me sir that's all
00:44:47yes sir
00:44:50oh one moment mr kraut yes sir
00:44:53i believe this is yours
00:45:03basket weave it tomorrow chief
00:45:06basket weaving
00:45:08i'll get you baskets weaving don't you worry
00:45:11i haven't finished with you lot yet don't you worry here you are vicar thank you my good man
00:45:17you'll find the governor just over there what that oh thank you
00:45:25that's kraut isn't it what's he doing here just took over from jenkins
00:45:30oh lane what beautiful flowers you never told me you were gifted with green fingers governor i'm
00:45:35just remarking on the sheer beauty of your flower garden now thank you padre we are the prouder of
00:45:39them and what about your plans for lane and his friend oh progressing very favorably thank you
00:45:44governor i would like to have a word with the boys if i might could i do yes yes by
00:45:49all means in
00:45:49the garden here in the garden how pleasant it does do you credit governor i'm afraid i've suffered
00:45:54rather a sad loss oh i'm sorry there's my marrow i bring upon my marrow oh do you know i
00:46:01i watched
00:46:02it grow since it was that size well i suppose i may just fall back on my roses
00:46:09what happened to me sir crap dr rock on it yeah i want to talk to you in the green
00:46:22minutes you realize we'll have to scrub the old setup now kraut's here what do you mean we can't do
00:46:26that ethel's got all the grift lenny's mother's learned to stuff by heart it's all lined up and
00:46:30ready i'll tell you will you get this into your thin head there's no way out of this place no
00:46:35one
00:46:35ever dig a tunnel fellow called aki did once during a war well what happened to it god knows well
00:46:42don't
00:46:42stand there like an idiot if you can't find one dig one don't you call me an idiot well ice
00:46:46crew's
00:46:47coming two million quid daughter two million quid here lenny well you get the pictures a lot well
00:46:58not now i don't no not now you don't but when you did do you ever remember seeing a prisoner
00:47:02war camp film called the wooden horse there was a lot of fellows they all escaped from the middle
00:47:06of an exercise yard yeah dug an hole under a wooden vaulting horse so what well who can we trust
00:47:14in
00:47:14the cob at a shop
00:47:26how's it going jolly all right dodger right i'll head you down the quarry six o'clock and all's well
00:47:34come on lenny you're slowing down
00:47:49don't worry mate not much longer you'll get your truss over there what do you think this is
00:47:54i'll let it come get that thing out of it yes sir oh lenny three knocks danger signal
00:48:00oh dodger stalling while we fill in will you all right then take it up right you you and you
00:48:08ship
00:48:08that kid's placing back where it belongs uh mr crown sir yeah what is it uh do you require us
00:48:14to
00:48:14move this wooden vaulting horse you heard me uh in other words you've seen enough of us doing
00:48:19now vaulting correct well where would you require us to put it back where it came from and keep moving
00:48:38up right right right hold it hold it i can see we're going to take all day with this scrub
00:48:44around
00:48:44it put it over there you lot fall in over there come on change that to pockets come on what's
00:48:50happening with you you're all slow this morning come on come on come on come on all right spread it
00:48:58out spread it out come on mate get a move on come on right now we're really going to have
00:49:04some pt
00:49:06we're going to have jumping up and down on the spot for a couple of hours so it's jumping up
00:49:10and down
00:49:10down on the spot after me
00:49:16bigot hop down hop down hop down hop down hop down get your head up
00:49:46bog Before I have to follow me quir
00:49:47Jorge And just stand there help me out help me out help me out yes sir
00:49:58so we've got a little bowl amongst us don't we
00:50:04Blaine!
00:50:06I'm here!
00:50:22You wouldn't know anything about that, I suppose.
00:50:25No, Chief.
00:50:27Come and have a look.
00:50:36Come and have a look.
00:50:37I should think it's worms, Chief.
00:50:41Worms?
00:50:44Take that stupid grin off your face. Give me a box of matches.
00:50:48Well, let's see what little worms living at the bottom of this hole, shall we?
00:50:56Where do you think you're going?
00:50:58I thought you'd finish with me, Chief.
00:51:01Keep him jumping up and down till I get back.
00:51:04Yes, sir.
00:51:05Brightling, start jumping.
00:51:06Hop!
00:51:07Hop!
00:51:09Hop!
00:51:09Hop!
00:51:11Hop!
00:51:12Down, hup, hup, down, hup, hup.
00:51:16Down, hup, down, hup, down, hup.
00:51:24Whee.
00:51:30Whee.
00:51:32Whee.
00:51:40Dodger, I never thought I'd sink this low.
00:51:43Well, there's one consolation, Cocker, and you can't sink no lower.
00:51:48He won't get out here on the 28th. Not the late we're going.
00:51:52We need a miracle to get us out of here, boy. I tell you that.
00:52:02Dodger! Danger within!
00:52:04Danger within?
00:52:05Yeah, that prisoner of war escape film. Don't you remember?
00:52:08That fellow had a theory that all the trains led to the outside.
00:52:12Good idea, isn't it?
00:52:13That's a very good idea, darling.
00:52:16Yeah, Dodger, what's a good idea, eh?
00:52:17I'll make you some or something.
00:52:18Hey, what's up down there?
00:52:19Shut up! Shut up!
00:52:21That him with a million nickel at stake. It's worth a try, isn't it?
00:52:24It certainly is worth a try, boy.
00:52:26What's worth a try, Dodger?
00:52:27Lenny, you're the smallest.
00:52:29I'm not. I'm as big as Dodger, isn't I? Look.
00:52:31You're the smallest, Lenny.
00:52:32Now, Lenny, get down there and see where them drains lead to.
00:52:35I'm not going down there. You must be potty if you think you're gonna get me down there, Oscar!
00:52:40Lenny, Lenny, come here.
00:52:44Have you forgotten what your dear mum said to you last visiting day?
00:52:47What?
00:52:47About how you never tried to break out like the rest of your relatives.
00:52:50Have you forgotten that, Lenny? Have you forgotten it?
00:52:51No.
00:52:52Listen, you're doing this for your mum. For your mum.
00:52:54And for the honour of the Price family, Lenny.
00:52:58Now, get down there. You never know, you might come up covered in glory.
00:53:03Thank you, God.
00:53:05In you go, Lenny.
00:53:07Go on, Lenny.
00:53:08Where's Lenny going, Dodger?
00:53:09He's trying to find out which way the drains go, lawyer.
00:53:13Come on, then!
00:53:14Come on, give up.
00:53:15Come on.
00:53:15Don't push it.
00:53:16You.
00:53:17There's no ghost down there.
00:53:19There's no ghost down there.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:25How you doing?
00:53:26Been half dark down here.
00:53:28Goes around the corner now.
00:53:31And then...
00:53:32You know, I'm slipping!
00:53:33Oh, don't you!
00:53:39We should never let him do it.
00:53:41Not without a paddle.
00:53:48Well, at least no one can say we haven't tried.
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:54Listen, how did we get in here?
00:53:55It was like I was trying to tell you the other day.
00:53:57We was in that band and that fella come...
00:53:58Will you kindly give Strangeway some milk?
00:54:00Strangeway's in here anymore.
00:54:01Well, kindly don't give him some milk, then.
00:54:03What I mean is, what brought us in through the gate?
00:54:06Blunt were I, wasn't it?
00:54:07Exactly.
00:54:08That's just how we're gonna get out of here.
00:54:10Where's my fag papers?
00:54:12Get Wilbur.
00:54:17Come on, my little darling.
00:54:19Up you come.
00:54:21Got a little job for you, Wilbur, my lad.
00:54:24Now then, where are you?
00:54:27You ain't had many flying hours lately, have you, boy?
00:54:29No, he ain't been out since we sent him around to my mum with them gift tokens.
00:54:32That's right.
00:54:33That was Christmas, wasn't it?
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:34Long time ago.
00:54:35Got him.
00:54:37Here we are.
00:54:37Right.
00:54:39He's getting a bit fat, isn't he?
00:54:42You're giving him too many of them cornflakes of yours.
00:54:45Right, that goes in there.
00:54:47Well, say bye-bye, darling.
00:54:49Good old Wilbur, son.
00:54:51Say bye-bye.
00:54:51Good old Wilbur, good luck.
00:54:55There we go.
00:54:56All right, all right.
00:54:56Don't panic.
00:54:57Don't panic.
00:54:58Food out.
00:54:58That's it.
00:54:59Go on now.
00:54:59Here you go.
00:55:00Go on.
00:55:00Go on.
00:55:02Hey, Dodge, do you reckon you'll make it?
00:55:04Make it?
00:55:05You'll walk it.
00:55:18Oh, look and see it's Wilbur.
00:55:21What are you doing here, you naughty boy?
00:55:24Have you got something for me?
00:55:27I believe you have.
00:55:28Just a minute now.
00:55:30Mummy, open the door.
00:55:32I say, I say.
00:55:34Oh, turn that damn sign off.
00:55:36I say, Wilbur's brought a message.
00:55:39What's that?
00:55:39See?
00:55:40What did I tell you?
00:55:41Good.
00:55:42About time two.
00:55:43Let's have a look at it.
00:55:43His ankles, it's all swollen.
00:55:46Oh, listen to this.
00:55:47Dodger thinks they can make it.
00:55:49Heavens, he wants a black Mariah.
00:55:51He must be balmy.
00:55:53He wants his head examined.
00:55:54Where the hell does he think we can get one of those?
00:55:57Wait a minute.
00:55:58I think I know.
00:55:59It'll cost us a bit.
00:56:00But do you remember that film company bar
00:56:02who got us that post office van?
00:56:03I thought he was doing a stretch.
00:56:05No, no, no.
00:56:06He's out now.
00:56:07I think I can find him.
00:56:08I'll get cracky.
00:56:31Thank you, Richard.
00:56:35Hey, two, ready, sir.
00:56:37Right, standby, chaps.
00:56:39standby!
00:56:40standby!
00:56:41standby!
00:56:43standby!
00:56:43standby, chaps!
00:56:45standby!
00:56:50standby!
00:56:50standby!
00:56:52standby!
00:57:10right right right lock up yes sir well sergeant major that is stage one of
00:57:18operation treasure test completed yes sir yes close on me close on me come on close on me
00:57:36well that's the end of phase two you know your positions yes sir all right
00:57:42ah good evening student and come see how it should be done oh my view sir one squad car
00:57:47and a motorcycle escort and we'd have this job done in half a time ah lose half the diamonds too
00:57:52probably final political thing there'll be about that everything depends upon the safe delivery of
00:57:57these stones you know you do realize sir that you'll block the portsmouth road for hours with
00:58:01this lot my dear man we're not as fools as that you know we have our own special route known
00:58:05only to
00:58:06my officers and myself ready to move sir right move yes sir help help help
00:58:18sir your understaff is ordered good good start up
00:58:27excuse me sir are you preparing to use that firearm i'm about to signal an order we're maintaining radio
00:58:33silent wake up half of london at this rate well mustn't detain your student attendant i expect they
00:58:38have plenty of cars parked where they shouldn't be haha and please stand clear will you
00:58:49have plenty of cars in front of london at this rate well done see you later
00:58:56well done see you later
00:59:05ΒΆΒΆ
00:59:45ΒΆΒΆ
00:59:47Never thought we'd ever use this again, did you?
00:59:51Common breaking and exiting.
00:59:56All right.
00:59:57All right, about that.
01:00:01All right.
01:00:04Now, come on.
01:00:06All right.
01:00:15What's up with old craft creeping about? Can't he get his head down?
01:00:18I am.
01:00:22Keys.
01:00:23Yeah, right.
01:00:45Come on, mate. Open up.
01:00:47Got half a dozen here for you.
01:00:49For us?
01:00:50We're nice picking anybody.
01:00:51Well, I got him here anyhow. Six are the best.
01:00:54Anyway, you're a bit late, aren't you?
01:00:56Late? Lucky to get here at all. Had a hell of a job finding the place.
01:01:16Nice, quiet little place you have here.
01:01:20Oh, nothing ever happens here.
01:01:22Seems to me you don't want too much to happen in a place like this.
01:01:25Anyway, what have you brought?
01:01:28Nothing startling for you. Usual sort of collection.
01:01:31Three loan club secretaries, a couple of bigamists and a female impersonator
01:01:35to be delivered to Hampton Jail by order of the Quarter Sessions.
01:01:38Delivered where?
01:01:39Hampton Jail.
01:01:40Oh, you're miles out. This is Huntley, not Hampton.
01:01:43No wonder we didn't know you were coming.
01:01:45Come on. Come on.
01:01:47Are you sure?
01:01:48Am I sure?
01:01:49All right, all right, all right, all right. What's going on here?
01:01:52Bit of a mix up here, Chief. These prisoners. Should have been delivered to Hampton.
01:01:56What are you doing here? Getting us up in the middle of the night. Get them over there, quick.
01:02:00Everhart, Chief. I've been driving around all day. Can't I leave them here tonight and pick them up in the
01:02:04morning?
01:02:04Don't push your luck, Sobey.
01:02:06Leave them here? What do you think? This is a Doss house? Get that load out of here.
01:02:10All right, Chief, as you say.
01:02:12Get those gates open!
01:02:14Hang on.
01:02:17Haven't I seen you somewhere, Paul?
01:02:18I dare say you have, Chief. I deliver all over the place.
01:02:45Oh, Dodger darling. It's lovely to see you again.
01:02:48Sounded like that, Beth. There's a time and place, you know.
01:02:50Well, I've had the bands called twice.
01:02:53I do hope everything goes all right.
01:02:55Won't we have a lovely honeymoon?
01:02:58Marvellous. She went all away in Dartmoor.
01:02:59I say, this is a bit more arcanic, Lenny boy.
01:03:02Yeah, my mum.
01:03:03And it's trashy.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04It's just like the old times when Daddy and me was first started.
01:03:09Oh, my mum. Here, Mum, don't cry. Here, Mum, blow that, eh?
01:03:13No, go on. Go on, blow. Go on.
01:03:14Silly boy.
01:03:15Go on. That's better.
01:03:19How's it going, Sobey?
01:03:21Marvellous. We've got a good half-hour start on.
01:03:24How's it going?
01:03:40How's it going, Gabriel?
01:03:41How's it going, Gabriel?
01:03:45How's it going?
01:03:55Here we are. Come along. Come along, Lenny.
01:04:00Here you are, boy. Down you go.
01:04:05Where do you want the traffic lights, Obie?
01:04:07Ah, wait a minute.
01:04:09Excuse me, Mum.
01:04:11Hold that, Mum.
01:04:13Here we are, Dodger.
01:04:17Just about here.
01:04:23Hang on, schedule, chaps. End of phase three.
01:04:26Now then, we strike off this road here and follow the route through these lanes as planned.
01:04:31We hit Portsmouth here.
01:04:33We maintain radio silence unless anything vital crops up.
01:04:36Any questions?
01:04:37No, sir. Sounds perfectly straightforward to me, sir.
01:04:40Right. Stand by to move off.
01:04:41Stand by to move off, Sergeant Major.
01:04:43Stand by!
01:04:45Stand by!
01:04:49Why don't you shut up down there? There's people up here trying to sleep.
01:04:54Damn peasants.
01:05:01Why don't you sit there, man. Stop it.
01:05:05Keep it about a steady 15 miles an hour.
01:05:09Why don't you look so miserable, man.
01:05:11You'll soon be home and drive.
01:05:16I warned you.
01:05:22Advance.
01:05:30Come on, Mum. Hurry up with your cable.
01:05:32Come on, sir. Get a other one.
01:05:40Here, plug it in, Doge.
01:05:43There.
01:05:52Get over to the other side of the embankment, boys.
01:05:54You'll find the rest of the gear there.
01:05:55Right.
01:06:10All right, Ethel, dear. Take her away.
01:06:12All right, Sophie. Good luck.
01:06:37What the devil's this?
01:06:39This road up, son.
01:06:41Damn council always digging up something.
01:06:43Ah, here we go. Forward.
01:07:07That and rear end court stopped by traffic lights, sir.
01:07:10Eh? Oh, all right.
01:07:12Well, we'll link up the other end of this single line traffic nonsense.
01:07:15The other side of the bridge.
01:07:48The other side of the bridge.
01:08:14What's the trouble, officer?
01:08:23Hey, what's this?
01:08:24What's going on here?
01:08:26Hey!
01:08:26Help! Help!
01:08:28Let's get out! What's happening?
01:08:30What's going on here?
01:08:32Please help!
01:08:35Help!
01:08:36Help!
01:08:40Hello? Hello?
01:08:43Sorry to bother you, sir.
01:08:44It appears we have a dislocated track rod, sir.
01:08:47Yeah, well, hurry up and get the damn thing fixed.
01:08:49And don't let that van out of your sight.
01:08:51Van, sir?
01:08:53It ought to be with you by now, sir.
01:08:56With us?
01:08:59What do you mean it ought to be with us?
01:09:04Back! Back!
01:09:07Back!
01:09:09Back!
01:09:15Hey, you dod.
01:09:16Worked like a charm, didn't it? Like a charm.
01:09:19My dear, I'll really be lovely once we're back in the old jug, then.
01:09:21Yeah, I'd like to see their faces, wouldn't you, eh?
01:09:33Well, what do we do now, sir?
01:09:35Well, what do you think, you fool?
01:09:37Head to police!
01:09:40Dial 999!
01:09:42Campaign!
01:09:43Campaign!
01:09:45Campaign!
01:09:45Campaign!
01:09:46Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:47Campaign!
01:09:48You can't keep them in the cell with you!
01:09:50Who says we're gonna keep them in the cell with you?
01:09:53Todd!
01:09:54Can I have these for studs?
01:09:55Oh, look at she wants for studs!
01:09:57Yeah!
01:09:57Now, come on, hand over.
01:09:59Go on.
01:09:59Oh, Todd!
01:10:00Now, come on, hand over later.
01:10:02Yeah, don't let that girl.
01:10:03Lift up there.
01:10:06Oh, look at that!
01:10:06The army!
01:10:07They're stealing, you know.
01:10:08Stealing!
01:10:32We've got an outer way, so get down behind the edge and keep out of sight.
01:10:35Right now, you all set?
01:10:35All know what to do?
01:10:36Yes.
01:10:36Come on, Nath.
01:10:37Oh, Dodger, love.
01:10:39Oh.
01:10:41Oh, Nath, no.
01:10:42Later.
01:10:43Go and sleep in the car with Mum.
01:10:45I can't get me mind doing that.
01:10:46Oh, all right.
01:10:47I suppose I shall have to get myself a do-it-yourself honeymoon kit.
01:10:50Always griping you are.
01:10:51Well.
01:10:52Well.
01:11:15I'm so glad you stopped.
01:11:17I don't seem to be sparking properly.
01:11:18You don't?
01:11:19No.
01:11:20Well, I'd better have a look at your little old distributor then, hadn't I?
01:11:29Now then.
01:11:30I do hope it's not my big end.
01:11:37I do hope it's not my big end.
01:11:47There we are, Miss.
01:11:49That ought to do it.
01:11:53Right.
01:11:54Try it now.
01:11:58Oh, that's marvellous.
01:12:00Thanks very much.
01:12:01Oh, it's a pleasure.
01:12:04You can come and empty my dustbin any time.
01:12:29Here, Dodger.
01:12:30Hmm?
01:12:31Are you sure that first stop is our chokey?
01:12:33Yeah, I'll double check.
01:12:34Every Tuesday, Thursday, I'll leave prison first call.
01:12:37Oh, no.
01:12:37Oh, no.
01:12:37Oh, no.
01:12:45Second call.
01:12:46Yeah, I forgot about Fred's calf.
01:13:08Dodger?
01:13:09Yeah?
01:13:09How do we know the governor won't open his safe before 10 o'clock?
01:13:12And he keeps a bottle of scotch in there, boy, and he never drinks before opening time.
01:13:15Are you sure?
01:13:16Listen, I've been his trusty for two years, haven't I?
01:13:18No, and God bless.
01:13:19God bless.
01:13:25Oh?
01:13:26What are you doing?
01:13:27Having a lie in?
01:13:29Come on out of them pits!
01:13:31Just because it's your last ball in there.
01:13:33Come on out of it!
01:13:34Another half hour you're allowed to call me mister.
01:13:36And I'll have less on your lip.
01:13:37I know your type.
01:13:39Keep you in a minute too long and you're writing minutes to your MP.
01:13:41Well, don't you worry.
01:13:41I'm not dropping any clangers.
01:13:46Immediately after breakfast, you will collect your city clothes and report for governor's interview!
01:13:52Report!
01:13:53Get the interview!
01:13:55Here's a piggy bag.
01:14:01Cheerio, Count.
01:14:02I'll give you a love to Venice.
01:14:03Here, Count.
01:14:03Do us a favour on the outside, will you?
01:14:05Go down and see Fred, my mate.
01:14:07He lives at Seven Sebastopol Village.
01:14:09When you get there, give a knock on the door, some old bird will come down and let you in.
01:14:12Now, he shall tell you if he's there or not.
01:14:13If he's not, go down in the basement and you'll see a geezer down there called Nick the Babble.
01:14:17He'll tell you.
01:14:17Look, I'm sorry, Count.
01:14:18I've got a load on my mind.
01:14:19I'll never remember it all.
01:14:20Somebody else.
01:14:21Don't worry about it.
01:14:22Look, I've got it all down a bit of paper here.
01:14:24And you won't forget now, will you?
01:14:25You think of everything, don't you?
01:14:27Good luck to you, Count.
01:14:28Good luck, lads, and good luck.
01:14:30I'm tapping a short.
01:14:32Tapping a short?
01:14:32Yeah.
01:14:33Isn't he amazing, this fellow?
01:14:34It's got 70,000 nigger coming to him.
01:14:36He's worried about something.
01:14:37Well, I mean, why don't you take it out with a gun?
01:14:38I don't be like that.
01:14:39No, no, no.
01:14:39Do me a favour.
01:14:40You take it out with a gun.
01:14:41No, I'll leave it under the circumstances.
01:14:43Can you forget about this for a minute?
01:14:44All right, then I'll have.
01:14:46You remember all the act?
01:14:47Yeah.
01:14:47As we were home.
01:14:48Yeah, I've got it.
01:14:48No flask.
01:14:51Ah, there you are.
01:14:52Come in.
01:14:55Oh, come on, lads.
01:14:56Come on in.
01:14:58Your father has very kindly come to see you safely home.
01:15:01Now, you want your railway warrant?
01:15:03Sure.
01:15:04Let's see now.
01:15:06Where are we?
01:15:07Let's see.
01:15:09Ah, there we are.
01:15:13Have you got those books we mentioned, Vicar?
01:15:16Oh, yes, of course.
01:15:17Some books for your library governor from my parishioners.
01:15:20Oh, dear me.
01:15:21Books.
01:15:21How very kind of them.
01:15:23Thank you very much.
01:15:24I wouldn't like to have to carry this all the way home again.
01:15:27Perhaps you'd like to pile them down there, would you?
01:15:29What a good idea.
01:15:30Yes, I will.
01:15:36Oh.
01:15:37Grow Bigger Marrows, eh?
01:15:39Haven't seen that one before.
01:15:42That's splendid.
01:15:43I think I shall keep that myself.
01:15:45Oh, Audrey, thank you very much.
01:15:47It's a pleasure.
01:15:50Well, lads, you've paid your debt to society.
01:15:53Exactly.
01:15:54You can now consider yourselves free men.
01:15:57But before you go...
01:15:59We're free!
01:16:01We're free!
01:16:02We're free!
01:16:05We're free!
01:16:07We're free!
01:16:08We're free!
01:16:09Yes, I know.
01:16:09Mum!
01:16:09Mum, we're free!
01:16:10We're coming home, Mum!
01:16:12I'll be home for Christmas!
01:16:13And I want turkey!
01:16:14Would you like to be the governor?
01:16:16We'll go free!
01:16:17We'll be home for Christmas!
01:16:19Mum!
01:16:19We're coming home for Christmas!
01:16:21Mum, get cooking, will you?
01:16:23Get that turkey on quick, Mum!
01:16:25Oh, it'll be lovely!
01:16:26Here, Dodger, you can come!
01:16:27You can have a leg!
01:16:28And we're gonna have pudding!
01:16:29And you can come and you can have some turkey, Dodger!
01:16:31Would you like that?
01:16:37Yeah, lovely!
01:16:39Poor lad!
01:16:40Poor lad!
01:16:41Freedom's a heady wine, you know, Governor!
01:16:43What happened, eh?
01:16:44Soon you'll be home with your dear mum.
01:16:45I think the sooner we get him in the fresh air, the better.
01:16:48Yes, a good idea.
01:16:49We'll put him in front of the bus with the window open.
01:16:51Us?
01:16:52Don't you think we'd better go in your car in the circumstances?
01:16:55Oh, no, leave it to me.
01:16:56The bus is better in every way, I assure you.
01:16:57Oh, yes, yes.
01:16:58Well, we'd better get started, you know.
01:17:00I'm meeting another welfare group on the 1050.
01:17:02I'll come along with you.
01:17:03Capital idea!
01:17:05Yeah, I'll be all right now, brother.
01:17:06Come on, my boy.
01:17:07Come on, my son.
01:17:08Come on.
01:17:08Can you manage my case, Knight?
01:17:10Oh, all right.
01:17:11Thank you, all right.
01:17:13Which way?
01:17:14Which over here?
01:17:15Here.
01:17:16Here.
01:17:17Here.
01:17:18What do you mean it's better to go by bus?
01:17:20Don't be silly.
01:17:21There are roadblocks all over the place.
01:17:23You'll never get through in my car.
01:17:24Whereas they won't think of stopping the prison bus.
01:17:26Not with him in it.
01:17:27Come on.
01:17:28Yeah.
01:17:29Yeah, that's true.
01:17:30That's true.
01:17:32Hold it!
01:17:33Hold it!
01:17:33Hold it!
01:17:33Hold it!
01:17:34You go to the station.
01:17:35I want to pick up the rest of my luggage.
01:17:41Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
01:17:42I didn't know you was there.
01:17:43All right, Mr Crowley.
01:17:44You must, you must.
01:17:45Thank you, sir.
01:17:48All right, driver.
01:17:54All right, driver.
01:17:55All right, driver.
01:18:17Oh, excuse me, sir.
01:18:18I didn't know you was on the bus, sir.
01:18:19I was just going to collect my cases from the left luggage.
01:18:21Oh, that's all I described.
01:18:22It won't be a minute, sir.
01:18:23All right.
01:18:25Oh, there you are, Padre.
01:18:26Thank you very much, Governor.
01:18:28Come on.
01:18:28Better let it forgot my umbrella.
01:18:29Well, goodbye, Mr Crowley.
01:18:32All right, you lot, you'll be back, don't you worry.
01:18:34I'll never help you when you are.
01:18:36You want to be careful who you're talking to, my good man.
01:18:39You're a public servant.
01:18:41I'll have you.
01:18:42I'll...
01:18:43Shut up!
01:18:43I'm talking.
01:18:49Well, goodbye, Knight.
01:18:51Goodbye, sir.
01:18:51Goodbye, Price.
01:18:52Bye, sir.
01:18:53And don't let me see you again.
01:18:55Don't fear, sir.
01:18:56Goodbye, then.
01:18:56Cheerio, Governor.
01:18:57Goodbye, Padre.
01:18:58Oh, goodbye.
01:18:59Thanks again for all you've done.
01:19:01Don't mention it.
01:19:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll just see if my welfare group have arrived.
01:19:05Goodbye, boys.
01:19:07I have an idea that crowd had me rumbled.
01:19:09I'll keep out of the way until the last moment.
01:19:11See you on the train.
01:19:17Here, Lenny, got one of these.
01:19:45It's Obie Stevens.
01:19:47Obie Stevens!
01:19:53Obie Stevens!
01:19:57Obie Stevens!
01:20:22I understand the governor, he's meeting us here, and transports have been laid on to take us to the prison.
01:20:27Don't be lost, sir.
01:20:29Shut up! I don't want to recognize you!
01:20:32Up to your old locks again!
01:20:33My mother!
01:20:36What do you think you're doing, officer?
01:20:40I beg your pardon, sir?
01:20:43Are you taking the mickey, aren't you?
01:20:44Take the mickey? Who wouldn't me?
01:20:46How dare you, sir?
01:20:47Sophie Stevens, you're hiding him, aren't you?
01:20:51He's here, aren't you?
01:20:56I saw him come on the station.
01:20:58Here, you want to watch him?
01:20:59He's always like that with clerical vicars.
01:21:03My dear Patterson, what on earth he's going on?
01:21:06Oh, thank goodness you're here, governor.
01:21:08This madman suddenly and violently assaulted me from behind.
01:21:11What do you mean by crud?
01:21:14Sir, one of these men is an impostor, sir.
01:21:16His name is Sophie Stevens.
01:21:17I remember him at Parker, sir. He was a conman.
01:21:20What earth are you talking about?
01:21:21He was a crook, sir!
01:21:22They're all crooks. That's what it is.
01:21:24That's what it is. They're all crooks.
01:21:25My dear Patterson, I mean, what can I say?
01:21:27I'm afraid this man has shown signs of his porn.
01:21:30Now kindly go to the bus and leave me to deal with him.
01:21:34Certainly, governor.
01:21:35Go on, sir.
01:21:41Wells.
01:21:44I'll go and click my luggage, sir.
01:21:46I should.
01:21:47And Crout?
01:21:48Yes, sir.
01:21:49Wouldn't it be better for all of us if you addressed it straight back to where it came from?
01:21:55Cheerio, Crouty!
01:21:56Cheerio, Crouty!
01:21:58Cheerio, Crouty!
01:21:58Arrivederci, Crouty!
01:22:00Ha-ha-ha!
01:22:00All right!
01:22:01Pull your head up!
01:22:02Ha-ha!
01:22:03Bye now!
01:22:04Cheerio, boy!
01:22:05Come here!
01:22:08Porter! Porter! You! Come here!
01:22:10What's wrong with this part of the train?
01:22:12Oh, god! Blimey!
01:22:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:22:25No sign of him?
01:22:26No.
01:22:28Toucha?
01:22:28Yeah?
01:22:29Stokeby's definitely not on the train.
01:22:31Well, he'll have to catch the next one, won't he?
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:37Praise the order.
01:22:42Mr. Law, they're coming down the corridor, asking questions.
01:22:45Sit down, act naturally.
01:22:47They can't have tumble.
01:22:49Unless they got Sobey.
01:22:50Yeah, but even if they got off Sobey, he'd never squirrel.
01:22:54Nah, of course he wouldn't.
01:22:57Not off Sobey, wouldn't he?
01:22:58Oh, Sobey's all right, ain't he?
01:23:00Nah, not Sobey.
01:23:01Yeah.
01:23:04Sobey's...
01:23:06I'm on the roof, Lenny.
01:23:07This train's moving, you mad.
01:23:09I'm on the roof, Lenny.
01:23:10Why don't you go?
01:23:11Don't I'm on the roof, Lenny?
01:23:12It's always big, isn't it?
01:23:21Goodch!
01:23:24You all right?
01:23:30Come on, Lenny.
01:23:31Come on, Lenny.
01:23:41What?
01:23:42Stay up there and relax until I'll give you the office.
01:23:45Relax?
01:23:45Relax.
01:23:55Excuse me, gentlemen.
01:23:57May I ask if you're both for London?
01:23:59Yeah, that's all right.
01:24:00Yeah, yeah.
01:24:07Travel warrant?
01:24:09Huntley Prison.
01:24:11What?
01:24:1110 a.m.
01:24:12This morning.
01:24:13Oh, that's certainly not so much.
01:24:16Pearl, I must say, you've, uh, you've got the perfect alibi.
01:24:20Yeah.
01:24:21Yeah, that's all we got, all right.
01:24:24Perfect.
01:24:25Perfect alibi.
01:24:26Perfect alibi.
01:24:32Yep.
01:24:33Yep.
01:24:33Oi, Lenny.
01:24:34It's all right to come down now, huh?
01:24:36Have they gone?
01:24:37Give us a bag down first.
01:24:39Hang on, then.
01:24:44All yours, Dutch.
01:24:49Lenny!
01:24:56That wasn't a mail train, was it, George?
01:24:58No, it wasn't.
01:25:10Lenny, what are we gonna do now, Dodger?
01:25:13Try and get Clapham Junction.
01:25:31And now, the ancient and sacred ceremony of weighing his sublime highness against precious stones of great earth, my lord
01:25:43treasurer.
01:26:16Come down, we're all here.
01:26:16We could can't, but you would've out.
01:26:17We could've got a baby.
01:26:17We could've found a baby.
01:26:18You could've walk us and we'd have started to cast our destiny, and everybody could've painted it, and you won't.
01:26:18Then you'd have to come, we could've seen your next time, let's go.
01:26:18I was dead, and you wait.
01:26:18We could've caught my death.
01:26:20I was dead.
01:26:21The dark one, I was dead.
01:26:23This is Sunday.
01:26:23And you've got to have to die, and you'd have to die.
01:26:27I was dead.
01:26:27Even a nightly, it was dead.
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