Educação Por Meu Melhor Amigo Completo
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Educação Por Meu Melhor Amigo Completo. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
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▶ Sex Education By My Best Friend Full
Educação Por Meu Melhor Amigo Completo. episódios completos em português. #FilmeCompleto #DramaPortuguês #SérieCompleta
#FilmeCompleto #DramaPortugues #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:02:19I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to say?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, Potter Cup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are,
00:02:42but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole.
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hailey.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor
00:03:47in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Oh, get it back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:36you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the family queen goes to school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds,
00:06:18and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:30You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game.
00:08:09I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:16What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have her Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Mom.
00:09:46Tchau, tchau.
00:10:17Tchau, tchau.
00:10:46Tchau, tchau.
00:10:47Tchau, tchau.
00:10:50Tchau, tchau.
00:11:19Tchau, tchau.
00:11:24Tchau, tchau.
00:11:24Tchau, tchau.
00:11:24Tchau, tchau.
00:11:31Tchau, tchau.
00:11:40Tchau, tchau.
00:11:42Tchau, tchau.
00:12:29Tchau, tchau.
00:12:32Tchau, tchau.
00:12:34Tchau, tchau.
00:12:35Tchau, tchau.
00:12:43Tchau, tchau.
00:13:11Tchau, tchau.
00:13:41Tchau, tchau.
00:13:50Tchau, tchau.
00:13:56Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:13:57Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:14:07Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:14:11Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:14:22Tchau, tchau.
00:14:22Tchau, tchau.
00:14:24Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:15:01Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:15:27Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:15:34Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:15:57Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:16:27Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:16:34Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:17:08Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:18:03Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:18:33Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:18:37Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:18:43Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:19:16Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:19:49Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:20:15Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:20:17Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:20:21Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:20:54Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:21:22Tchau, tchau.
00:21:51Tchau, tchau.
00:22:07Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:22:25Se você continua a ficar, eu vou ter que você gostar do que você vê.
00:22:29Não, meu filho tem muito melhor abs do que você tem.
00:22:36No jogo.
00:22:38No jogo, né?
00:22:46Por que ele tem que se sentir tão bom?
00:22:52Ele é muito louco, né?
00:22:56Eu posso ver que ele gosta de você.
00:23:07Eu não posso fazer isso.
00:23:10Eu amo meu filho, e você nunca vai entender isso.
00:23:13Ele é inteligente, e ele é gentil, e ele me ama por quem eu sou.
00:23:19Isso é muito mais importante para mim do que o que isso é entre nós.
00:23:24Eu gostaria que eu pudesse dizer agora.
00:23:33Espera, não pode ser.
00:23:37Cole, qual foi aquela notificação no seu celular?
00:23:40Não.
00:23:42Não, não.
00:23:43Cole, quem é você?
00:23:47O que foi aquela notificação no seu celular?
00:23:49Foi meu pai me dizendo que eu estava me fazendo com o meu carro.
00:23:51E eu estou fazendo com o que eu estou fazendo.
00:23:54O que você tem problemas de champagne, né?
00:23:57Você vive uma vida tão difícil.
00:24:03O que eu estava pensando?
00:24:05Eu estou de dois mundos diferentes.
00:24:06Ele só quer jogar com mim.
00:24:08Mas por que eu queria que ele tivesse tão ruim?
00:24:15O que eu estou fazendo com o meu carro?
00:24:17O que eu estou fazendo com o meu carro?
00:24:19O que você está fazendo com o meu carro?
00:24:33O que eu estou fazendo com o carro?
00:24:36É que eu estou fazendo com o carro?
00:24:38O que você está fazendo com o carro?
00:24:47Quem precisa de um casamento caro?
00:25:05Oh...
00:25:05Você.
00:25:06Oh...
00:25:07Me.
00:25:07Por que ela é tão feliz?
00:25:09Cole nunca foi assim com qualquer outra pessoa.
00:25:12Vocês pensam que você é muito feliz para ser meu rapapê.
00:25:15Eu acho que você se sente muito feliz para ser meu rapapê.
00:25:17Porque você não faz nada de trabalho.
00:25:24Você terminou?
00:25:26É tudo bem.
00:25:27O que você não vai ter mais?
00:25:29Eu não estou tão curioso sobre você, realmente.
00:25:31Eu estou curioso sobre você, como...
00:25:33Como...
00:25:34Como você está com a sua mãe?
00:25:36O que você está tentando fazer?
00:25:38Não é o seu negócio, mas eu estou muito perto com a minha mãe.
00:25:41Eu vou matar alguém que você está com ela.
00:25:57Então...
00:25:57Você está indo para a prom?
00:25:59Eu não sei.
00:26:00Eu não sei.
00:26:02Então...
00:26:02Você tem um casamento?
00:26:04Ou eu diria um víctim?
00:26:06Você está me jealous?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Por que eu estaria me jealous?
00:26:11Porque eu acho que você é tão secreto.
00:26:12Você está tão feliz de você.
00:26:15Você pode fazer isso em sua casa.
00:26:17Você pode fazer isso em sua casa.
00:26:19Não pode.
00:26:21É uma porta de porta.
00:26:23É uma porta de porta.
00:26:23É uma porta de porta.
00:26:24Eu vou estar aqui em uma hora em uma hora.
00:26:25Eu acho que vai ficar bem.
00:26:26Eu estou ficando aqui com você por uma hora completa?
00:26:29Não.
00:26:29Não estou tão ruim.
00:26:31Eu acho que podemos pegar o que deixou.
00:26:34Ou...
00:26:35Ou...
00:26:35Ou...
00:26:36Não.
00:26:37Não.
00:26:37Nós estamos nos botões desta vez, na verdade.
00:26:40É.
00:26:49Isso foi meu primeiro beijinho.
00:26:53Meu primeiro beijinho não deveria ir assim.
00:26:56Ele deveria ser especial para prom e não apenas desligar os olhos.
00:27:10Você está muito bom com isso.
00:27:12Eu não vou te regretar.
00:27:15Você sabe, nós podemos fazer mais, se você quiser.
00:27:32Eu tenho sido mais de volta a mais do que você tem.
00:27:36Então você quer me?
00:27:40Eu acho que você quer que eu seja.
00:27:46Você quer eu?
00:27:48Eu quero você.
00:27:54Oh, gente.
00:27:58Quem está aqui?
00:28:01Oh, meu Deus.
00:28:02Eu tenho que mudar de novo.
00:28:06Você está ok?
00:28:08Sim, eu estou bem.
00:28:10Eu estou bem.
00:28:11Você está brincando?
00:28:18Você está brincando que isso aconteceu?
00:28:20O que aconteceu?
00:28:21É só hormônios.
00:28:24Jake, você pode ainda jogar depois de sua acidente?
00:28:28Relax, eu não vou ter.
00:28:29Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Er, he heard the same thing about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:09According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:25Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:39How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:55A dickhead?
00:29:57Well, you honestly get out of here, bro.
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:12We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:58I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sitting there for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:15Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:15I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:27Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:32And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down, put me down, put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:29I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:00Good.
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dean's list.
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28Yes, I'll stay with you.
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:47Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48I know.
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Here we are.
00:35:17Okay, I'll put a prom with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:39Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:59Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:29But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:35No, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:01And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys, stop it.
00:37:25Stop, stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:35I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:42Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Hayley Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09I came to keep you company.
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:16The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know,
00:38:33father of the asshole,
00:38:34every time he looks at you,
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:10I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28Oh, sorry.
00:39:29I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jen.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:45How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen.
00:39:58What's going on over there?
00:40:08Wait.
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:16Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Oh, shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for Vrata...
00:42:04Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17Thank you.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:36Whatever.
00:42:38Whatever.
00:42:38Whatever.
00:42:39Whatever.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:02What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle clamor's messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show them what you really like.
00:43:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:59Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:12What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone.
00:44:16I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:25Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:26Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:31Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:35Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:51All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:11It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:22I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:38Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:41Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:44You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:54Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:01You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:20I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:21Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:27They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, Valley Whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:51Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me...
00:49:01Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:05on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Oh!
00:50:22Are you...
00:50:23Him?
00:50:24Ugh!
00:50:25Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:35It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38Hmm.
00:50:39So you two.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:44Oh, my God.
00:50:45I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Haley, wait.
00:50:52Haley, wait.
00:50:54Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:02Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:05Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09So, what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22What is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:48Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:02Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:09Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:17I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:20I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley!
00:52:40What?
00:52:42What?
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:58Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:09I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:17So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:38I know, Emma.
00:53:39Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:51Hi, Max.
00:53:52And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks, because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:23Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:25And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:27so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:52Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:08Stick me in your car.
00:55:15I'm a wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:21I just need some time alone.
00:55:26I'm fine.
00:55:30Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:34He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:56I was.
00:55:56Look, I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Hey, look.
00:56:15I understand that this changes things.
00:56:18If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but look, I need you to know I love
00:56:25you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:43I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00I hope you hoped.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:09You're hot, man.
00:57:11You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh,
00:57:17one of those things I said we could do.
00:57:21Where I don't.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:31Uh-huh.
00:57:31And I'm so be on you.
00:57:33Just be on me.
00:57:36I'm so be on you.
00:57:39I'm so be on you.
00:57:39I'm so be on you.
00:57:43I'm so be on you.
00:57:44I'm so be on you.
00:57:50I'm so be on you.
00:57:55I'm so be on you.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:57:56What do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:04That's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh,
00:58:06I'll take that as a win.
00:58:12What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman?
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:22No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:26I'll take a minute, no.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:31Um,
00:58:33Sam,
00:58:34isn't prom the night?
00:58:36I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:41But the real question is,
00:58:42do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:49but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:53I don't want to hear it.
00:58:55Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:06and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:08Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought,
00:59:14only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:36Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:37I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole,
00:59:39are you here?
00:59:41Cole,
00:59:42are you here?
00:59:45Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:48I see you, Cole.
00:59:48you are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh,
01:00:08you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11and a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:15Okay,
01:00:15I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:32My God,
01:00:32Haley,
01:00:33you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:39I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:46We're in.
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:50Thank you all for using
01:00:52the prom voting site
01:00:53to cast your votes.
01:00:55I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Thank you.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously,
01:01:12this makes the world to me.
01:01:14I mean, like,
01:01:14who else would win, right?
01:01:17Oh, this is just
01:01:18the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28What did you get?
01:01:29What?
01:01:33Hey,
01:01:34uh,
01:01:35most of the time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Haley.
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally,
01:01:45what the fuck?
01:01:46Damn.
01:01:47Landwave.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:01:58Woo!
01:02:02Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts
01:02:06between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:09fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month
01:02:11is essential
01:02:12to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:16If I can't have it,
01:02:17no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy
01:02:20Haley Roth's life.
01:02:22Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me
01:02:32for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think
01:02:34I was gonna hack
01:02:34your phone?
01:02:35You little skit!
01:02:37You know, Jen,
01:02:39as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain
01:02:42impartial
01:02:43and above
01:02:43all of this
01:02:44petty drama.
01:02:46But,
01:02:47quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think
01:02:51it's time
01:02:52that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:55You can't do that!
01:02:56I'm the principal,
01:02:57so,
01:02:58yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no
01:03:09winter chick!
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:17Haley,
01:03:19catch.
01:03:24My princess
01:03:25finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need
01:03:28is my handsome prince.
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:30Yeah,
01:03:31no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie knight
01:03:35with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome
01:03:38sense of humor.
01:03:39Oof.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:52right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me
01:03:54for the last time, boy.
01:03:56Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man
01:04:01that's worthy
01:04:01of the family last name.
01:04:03Yet,
01:04:03you can't see
01:04:04I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me,
01:04:12I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:21Joyprime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I can't have done
01:04:32with all you being by my side.
01:04:35That was terrifying.
01:04:37It's not like we haven't
01:04:38slayed a dragon before,
01:04:39though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:43I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:46I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:48Hey.
01:04:48I love you, Bella.
01:04:48I love you.
01:04:55I love you, Bella.
01:04:58I love you, mais...
01:05:02à대en.
01:05:03I love you.
01:05:03Obrigado.
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