00:00What the, honestly, how did one even find this?
00:03The statement necklaces.
00:05I just saw an article that they're coming back.
00:07I don't know.
00:08I understand where my head was at here, okay?
00:10It was at, I wanna be tough, but girly.
00:14There's nothing that embarrassing.
00:15Oh, this dress used to fit in the palm of my hand.
00:18A bartender told me I had saggy boobs
00:20whenever I wore this dress and I went home crying
00:24and I'll never forget it.
00:25And that's probably why I got a breast reduction
00:26and then a breast lift.
00:27I like this.
00:28This is classy, timeless.
00:30I just got rid of this dress recently
00:32when I cleaned up my closet.
00:34I was like, it's time to say goodbye.
00:35There's something about a chocolate brown and a black
00:37that I just like really love.
00:39Okay, I love this.
00:40I went to a fashion show during New York Fashion Week.
00:43I saw these like gold lame pants and I was like, sign me up.
00:47I thought, what if we put a necklace backwards?
00:50Like I was the first person to ever think of that.
00:52I mean, it's not bad.
00:55That was in Miami for F1, the Carbone party.
01:00And this is a cult Gaia dress that they made me give back.
01:02It weighed like a hundred pounds.
01:04When I posted this look, everyone came for me.
01:06The red bag doesn't work at all.
01:09And all of you bitches are wrong.
01:11In defense of this dress.
01:12I wore it on the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules
01:15and I looked great in it.
01:17Months and months and months went by
01:18and I decided to just like do weird shit
01:20and it just like didn't work anymore.
01:21Oh, this one's adorable.
01:23This is a self-portrait dress that I wore again in London.
01:27I repeated it because I'm like, it's too good.
01:29It's giving British school girl.
01:31This was at the Stranger Things premiere
01:33and I put this dress on again, didn't have to suck in.
01:36So I was like, winner, this haunts me.
01:38I was so cute seasons one and two of Vanderpump Rules.
01:42And then all of a sudden I decided,
01:45I think I'm gonna dress like a Senator's wife.
01:48None of this is good.
01:49This is quintessential peak Bravo housewife in here.
01:55Like I remember it was my first Watch What Happens Live
01:57appearance and I really thought I was like making a splash.
02:00I look like I should be holding an orange.
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