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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.

00:00:08All right, it's about that time.

00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?

00:00:13Uh, uh...

00:00:19Yeah, him.

00:00:21Hi!

00:00:22Just play him on.

00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!

00:00:30Hey!

00:00:53You have a cute scar.

00:00:55It's just my birthmark.

00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.

00:01:02I don't want you to stop.

00:01:03Oh, my God.

00:01:05I don't want you to stop.

00:01:07Oh, my God.

00:01:11I don't want you to stop.

00:01:15Oh, my God.

00:01:23I don't want you to stop.

00:01:34I was so drunk last night.

00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.

00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.

00:01:54I don't want you to stop.

00:01:58I don't want you to stop.

00:02:10I don't want you to stop.

00:02:13See, Mom.

00:02:14I need to go now.

00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.

00:02:25seven years why can't I ever find you why do you still haunt me

00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years

00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection your vest sir but first we found your fake Christmas wife

00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't

00:02:58have her know you the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up the price good finally I can get my

00:03:03mother

00:03:03off my back hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate I can't wait to finally meet my

00:03:15new daddy now auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore sweetie remember it's just

00:03:22pretend it's just for Christmas but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy where's my real one

00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table

00:03:48daddy oh I'm sorry I'm not your dad no I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I don't

00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous

00:04:26why does she feel so familiar

00:04:30she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my new Christmas husband

00:04:35so you're my new Christmas wife

00:04:38see I knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my name's Piper what's your name

00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid

00:04:46Max Aurelius

00:04:47Eva

00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage

00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays

00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too

00:05:00so per our agreement the rate is $1,000 per hour and

00:05:05$1,000 an hour?

00:05:07well yeah

00:05:09it's $500 a day

00:05:10is that enough?

00:05:12that's the most that I can pay you

00:05:14wait you're paying me $500 a day?

00:05:16that's what I agreed with the agency

00:05:18you'll make your thousands over the week

00:05:19look my requirements are simple

00:05:22okay play my pretend husband

00:05:23come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big happy family

00:05:27and then my family will get off my back

00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once

00:05:34so she's getting pressure from her folks too

00:05:37fine

00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too

00:05:43okay deal

00:05:47I need to go get married

00:06:01wow

00:06:02clean up nice

00:06:03this is my wedding day after all

00:06:06pictures

00:06:15yeah guys you're supposed to look like you're in love

00:06:41I need some photos of us together too

00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family

00:06:50yeah

00:06:50of course

00:07:01happy holidays mom

00:07:03from my family to you

00:07:13bad news boss

00:07:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife

00:07:17failed last minute

00:07:18wait she bailed

00:07:20then who is

00:07:24who is she

00:07:26whatever

00:07:27it doesn't matter

00:07:29I've got what I need

00:07:32Sam don't worry about it

00:07:34I already found someone

00:07:40okay well

00:07:42I think it's time for us to go

00:07:43Christmas shopping waits for no one

00:07:45Christmas shopping

00:07:46I should come

00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan

00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts

00:07:55it will make it more believable

00:07:59fine

00:08:00yeah fine

00:08:01okay

00:08:02you can come

00:08:10let's go

00:08:10which mall are we going to?

00:08:12um let's go to that one

00:08:14oh let's go to the bank

00:08:21what the actual fuck

00:08:26Sam

00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?

00:08:32get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with

00:08:38she does kind of look like him

00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents

00:08:45we will say they're from you

00:08:48here let me get this

00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max

00:08:53oh so

00:08:55I was uh

00:08:56thinking

00:08:57that

00:08:57since we're married

00:08:59we should probably

00:09:01kiss

00:09:02once or twice

00:09:03in front of them

00:09:05okay

00:09:06should we use our tongues or

00:09:08no

00:09:09no definitely not

00:09:10and absolutely no

00:09:11sex?

00:09:12yes

00:09:14this is strictly business

00:09:17anything physical outside of that is not happening

00:09:20what?

00:09:21afraid you'll fall for me?

00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications

00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas

00:09:30let's go

00:09:37here

00:09:38what are you doing?

00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab

00:09:43well I'm not your woman

00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship

00:09:46and I don't want your money

00:09:50attention shoppers

00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off

00:09:5350% off pies

00:09:54quick

00:09:55go grab a dozen pumpkin pies

00:09:5612 pumpkin pies

00:09:57did I hear this right?

00:09:58they're the best kind

00:09:59hurry up and go

00:10:00go

00:10:01what are you standing here for?

00:10:04hello there

00:10:05hi

00:10:05you ready?

00:10:06yes

00:10:06yeah

00:10:06just these things

00:10:07okay great

00:10:09we have a holiday special today

00:10:10spend 500

00:10:12get 10% off

00:10:13and you are just short

00:10:1415 bucks

00:10:15if you want to take advantage of the deal

00:10:16oh

00:10:17great

00:10:17yeah

00:10:18what do you have that's just 15 bucks?

00:10:20can you get a move on?

00:10:22I just got here

00:10:24relax

00:10:24yeah

00:10:25yeah

00:10:28here

00:10:29this will do the trick

00:10:29okay

00:10:30thank you

00:10:33hurry up and pay

00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready

00:10:38you can wait your turn

00:10:44thank you

00:10:44damn

00:10:45my fake wife has some fire in her

00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies

00:10:54not the pies

00:10:55you can just set those on top

00:11:01hi guys

00:11:03gonna hand you

00:11:04all these pies

00:11:09of course

00:11:10thank you so much

00:11:12of course

00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin

00:11:13thank you

00:11:14she bought all 12 pies

00:11:16don't worry I have enough for everybody

00:11:18just to give it away

00:11:19yeah

00:11:20thank you

00:11:21merry christmas

00:11:22hi

00:11:22merry christmas

00:11:27what?

00:11:28you do that often?

00:11:31as often as I can

00:11:36we should go

00:11:37we gotta pick up paper

00:11:41watch out

00:12:01you done feeling me up?

00:12:04shut up

00:12:05oh sorry

00:12:06I was just in character

00:12:07wifey

00:12:07well stay out of character

00:12:09until christmas

00:12:15and don't be late

00:12:27Harrison group?

00:12:29do you do construction

00:12:30for them or something?

00:12:32sorta

00:12:33not that I'm judging

00:12:34I just

00:12:35need to get my story straight

00:12:36or my mom will eat

00:12:37both of us alive

00:12:39why don't we say

00:12:40that you do

00:12:40mid-level management

00:12:41for Harrison group

00:12:42I think that's respectable

00:12:45can we pick another company?

00:12:47no

00:12:48Harrison group is perfect

00:12:49and they'll find it impressive

00:12:51my cousin's husband

00:12:51works for them too

00:12:52so

00:12:53it's perfect

00:12:58oh and uh

00:12:59wear something nice

00:13:00for christmas dinner

00:13:01don't worry

00:13:02don't worry

00:13:03okay I clean up nicely

00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you

00:13:07too much

00:13:29let's go Sam

00:13:30it's time to check out

00:13:31the new HQ site

00:13:32hold on

00:13:33you're covered in water

00:13:34and you have a hair

00:13:35on your shoulder

00:13:35and it's not yours

00:13:38it's my daughter's

00:13:40daughter's

00:13:41get me a DNA test

00:13:43for that little girl

00:13:44that he's with

00:13:59hey there they are

00:14:00hey

00:14:01nice to make it

00:14:03oh

00:14:04dad

00:14:05so glad you made it

00:14:06oh

00:14:07we missed you

00:14:08so

00:14:08where's this mysterious

00:14:10husband we heard all about

00:14:12he's coming

00:14:13please don't tell me

00:14:14maximus bailed

00:14:15good good good

00:14:17so

00:14:18heard you got a new

00:14:20hubby sweetie

00:14:21when's he arriving

00:14:22oh

00:14:23it's probably just

00:14:24some story she cooked up

00:14:26to stop people talking

00:14:27poor thing

00:14:28not surprising

00:14:29I mean

00:14:30she's 30

00:14:31once a woman hits that age

00:14:33you become undateable

00:14:34plus a kid looks so

00:14:36bad on dating apps

00:14:40this is exactly why

00:14:42I refuse to come home

00:14:43single this Christmas

00:14:44Auntie Pamela

00:14:45Debbie

00:14:46my dating life

00:14:47quite frankly

00:14:48is none of your concern

00:14:49we're only worried

00:14:50about you

00:14:51all these years

00:14:52without a husband

00:14:53zip it Pamela

00:14:56you know

00:14:56you always spoiled her

00:14:58rotten

00:14:58and look what happened

00:15:00she got knocked up

00:15:01out of wedlock

00:15:02raising a kid

00:15:03all alone

00:15:04I'm not alone

00:15:05and what does this

00:15:07mysterious husband do

00:15:12he's a manager

00:15:13manager

00:15:14of what

00:15:15trash

00:15:18probably a cover

00:15:19for criminal activity

00:15:22you don't have to

00:15:23lie to us Eva

00:15:24actually

00:15:27he's right here

00:15:30oh wow

00:15:33wow

00:15:33he is really good looking

00:15:36ah must be AI

00:15:39congratulations Eva

00:15:41on your photoshop skills

00:15:43fake

00:15:43that's enough

00:15:44she's our daughter

00:15:45and your niece

00:15:46show some respect

00:15:48remember last year

00:15:49when I introduced you

00:15:51to my husband's nephew

00:15:52William

00:15:53and you turned him down

00:15:55well guess what

00:15:56William works for the

00:15:57Harrison group now

00:15:59makes 500 grand

00:16:01a year

00:16:02that's half a million

00:16:04half a million

00:16:06girls are lining up

00:16:07for him all the way

00:16:08to New York

00:16:09and speak of the devil

00:16:14Willie you made it

00:16:26there you are

00:16:28oh look at you now

00:16:30living the dream

00:16:32oh just think Eva

00:16:34well you could be

00:16:36driving around in a car

00:16:37like that

00:16:37had you not married

00:16:38that criminal waste

00:16:39manager

00:16:40so married huh

00:16:42is it serious

00:16:45that's what marriage is

00:16:46it's pretty serious

00:16:48wow

00:16:48you must have rushed

00:16:50to tie the knot

00:16:51huh

00:16:51makes sense though

00:16:53you not being

00:16:54a hot young thing

00:16:55anymore

00:16:55dragging that kid around

00:16:57with no daddy

00:16:58a bullet dodged

00:17:00Willie

00:17:01meanwhile you're

00:17:02climbing the Harrison

00:17:03group ladder

00:17:04that's right

00:17:06just bought this

00:17:07brand new suit

00:17:08my Christmas bonus

00:17:10women love a man in red

00:17:12sexy

00:17:13like Santa Claus

00:17:15when I sit on my lap

00:17:17don't touch me

00:17:18oh so entitled

00:17:21Williams a successful man

00:17:23of taste not waste

00:17:25and yet for some reason

00:17:27he's willing to overlook

00:17:28your baggage

00:17:29I mean look at that car

00:17:31did your husband afford

00:17:33anything even close to that

00:17:34think of the life

00:17:35I can give you and Piper

00:17:36with all my Harrison group money

00:17:38ditch your nobody husband

00:17:40and marry me instead

00:17:42I wouldn't marry you

00:17:44if you were the last man

00:17:45on earth

00:17:51my mom would never marry

00:17:52she already has us

00:17:53and he's gonna kick your butt

00:17:58is that so

00:18:00well then

00:18:00where is he

00:18:02because

00:18:03I don't see him

00:18:04does anyone see him

00:18:08now

00:18:08just like I thought

00:18:10telling lies

00:18:12just like mommy

00:18:13that puts you on the naughty list

00:18:16and let me show you

00:18:17what happens

00:18:18to naughty children

00:18:21hey

00:18:22mommy

00:18:23is he okay

00:18:24I see your hands

00:18:26oh my god

00:18:27we're gonna take her in

00:18:28and get her packed up

00:18:29okay

00:18:29come on

00:18:30let's go

00:18:32the hell's the matter

00:18:33with you

00:18:34how dare you put your filthy

00:18:36hands on my daughter

00:18:39let me go

00:18:40now why would I go

00:18:41and do a thing like that

00:18:43when I'm having

00:18:43such a good time

00:18:45let me go

00:19:00touch my wife again

00:19:02and I will snap every finger

00:19:03that you've got

00:19:07Max you came

00:19:09don't worry sweetie

00:19:13where's Piper

00:19:14William Hitter

00:19:16mom doesn't take her inside

00:19:18well it looks like we have

00:19:19a real Grinch to dispose of

00:19:21well well well

00:19:22if it isn't a waste

00:19:24manager I've been hearing

00:19:25so much about

00:19:26that's right

00:19:28now I'm about to take out

00:19:29the trash

00:19:32oh

00:19:33Mr. and Mrs. Smith

00:19:34it's an honor to meet you

00:19:36I'm Max

00:19:37Eva told us all about you

00:19:39from New York

00:19:40polite

00:19:40handsome

00:19:42just like she said

00:19:44wow

00:19:45he was an AI

00:19:46see

00:19:47he's real

00:19:49and he's more of a man here

00:19:50than William would ever

00:19:51dream to be

00:19:52you son of a bitch

00:19:53you just ruined my suit

00:19:54and watch the way

00:19:55that you drive that

00:19:57that pristine automobile

00:19:59that car

00:20:00oh my god

00:20:01that's worth more

00:20:02than a house

00:20:04that car

00:20:05it was all over the news

00:20:06when the CEO

00:20:07of the Harrison group

00:20:08bought it

00:20:10wait

00:20:11are you

00:20:16like I said

00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband

00:20:19and that's all

00:20:20he needs to know

00:20:21I'm not here

00:20:22to put on a show

00:20:23for anyone

00:20:23you really are a criminal

00:20:25aren't you

00:20:25you stole it

00:20:27that car belongs

00:20:28to the CEO

00:20:28of my company

00:20:29Jesus

00:20:30how did he get away

00:20:31with it

00:20:31that's what I want

00:20:33to know

00:20:34enough

00:20:34please

00:20:37I trust my daughter

00:20:39she would never

00:20:39marry a criminal

00:20:42Max

00:20:42be honest with me

00:20:44where did that car

00:20:45come from

00:20:47how much did you want

00:20:48for it

00:20:48I'll pay you

00:20:49more money than you'd make

00:20:51in three lifetimes

00:20:52sir

00:20:54you need a breath man

00:20:57hey that's it

00:20:58I'm calling the cops

00:20:59oh way ahead of you

00:21:01wait

00:21:01what

00:21:03are you feeling

00:21:04notice Eva

00:21:05oh well

00:21:07too late

00:21:14listen hun

00:21:16I believe you

00:21:17but

00:21:18how could

00:21:19Max

00:21:19afford a car

00:21:21like that

00:21:21Mr. Smith

00:21:22don't worry

00:21:23it's my car

00:21:24okay

00:21:24it's not stolen

00:21:25yeah

00:21:26if it's yours

00:21:27then prove it

00:21:28thank you

00:21:29cops will be here

00:21:30in 15 minutes

00:21:31enjoy Christmas

00:21:33behind bars

00:21:33okay

00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine

00:21:35but then you have to get lost

00:21:37and never show your face

00:21:39around my wife or child again

00:21:40oh

00:21:41so you're a tough guy huh

00:21:43well I hope they serve eggnog in prison

00:21:45loser

00:21:46say one more word

00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason

00:21:48to take me in

00:21:51Jesus

00:21:51maybe he is a crime boss

00:21:54it's kind of sexy though

00:21:58here

00:21:59title and proof of ownership

00:22:10Mr. Harrison

00:22:12Mr. Harrison

00:22:14Mr. Harrison

00:22:18just play along

00:22:20Merry Christmas Willie

00:22:21now get the fuck out of here

00:22:23before I kick your ass

00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole

00:22:25yes sir

00:22:26I'm so sorry sir

00:22:28I-I-I-

00:22:29please take my serious

00:22:30apologies

00:22:31please

00:22:40oh

00:22:42that William

00:22:43what a jerk

00:22:45huh

00:22:45you fooled me

00:22:46what can I say

00:22:48let's not let this

00:22:49little misunderstanding

00:22:50ruin the holidays

00:22:51oh now

00:22:52you don't want to ruin Christmas

00:22:53oh come on

00:22:54we were just looking out

00:22:56for you

00:22:57please forgive us

00:22:58Mr. Harrison

00:22:59you know my youngest son

00:23:00is graduating

00:23:01soon

00:23:02do you think that

00:23:03you could help him

00:23:05get his foot in the door

00:23:06a job at the Harrison group

00:23:08even in the mail room

00:23:09would open doors

00:23:10we are family

00:23:12aren't we

00:23:12family takes care

00:23:14of each other

00:23:16if you guys

00:23:17if you guys want a job

00:23:17if you guys want a job at the Harrison group

00:23:18you can put in an application

00:23:19like everyone else

00:23:20Abigail

00:23:21come on

00:23:22talk to her for us

00:23:24didn't you just say

00:23:25that my daughter was

00:23:26undateable

00:23:27yeah

00:23:27I think you need to take care

00:23:29of your own issues first

00:23:30my daughter is just

00:23:32far too busy

00:23:33for your best life

00:23:34for my new son-in-law

00:23:36come on guys

00:23:37let's go in

00:23:38welcome to the family

00:23:42welcome

00:23:43come on

00:23:47this is your fault

00:23:49Pam

00:23:49you can't tell the difference

00:23:51between AI

00:23:52and reality

00:23:53my fault

00:23:54you were the one

00:23:55who was pushing her

00:23:56onto that worm

00:23:57William

00:24:07hey

00:24:08how do you have that car

00:24:09and how do you know

00:24:10the CEO of Harrison group

00:24:12and how do you

00:24:12I told you

00:24:13I work for Harrison group

00:24:14remember

00:24:15I have a friend

00:24:16in high places

00:24:17a friend who just

00:24:18hands you keys

00:24:20to million dollar

00:24:21one of a kind

00:24:21luxury cars

00:24:22yes

00:24:23it's the season of giving

00:24:25he knows people

00:24:26has connections

00:24:27he's a big deal

00:24:29kind of guy

00:24:30you're a crime boss

00:24:31aren't you

00:24:31and you best

00:24:33not forget it

00:24:33capisce

00:24:34oh my god

00:24:35just don't blow your cover

00:24:38dad

00:24:38mom

00:24:39thank you so much

00:24:40for letting Max

00:24:41and I stay in your home

00:24:42oh honey

00:24:43we're just

00:24:44so happy

00:24:45that you found

00:24:46such a

00:24:46handsome

00:24:47strong

00:24:49good looking

00:24:49I think

00:24:51they get it

00:24:54how's Piper

00:24:55oh she's fine

00:24:56one of you guys

00:24:57just get settled in

00:24:58and we will go

00:24:59check on her

00:25:00and if your mom

00:25:01takes a cold shower

00:25:02we'll come back

00:25:03and finish decorating

00:25:04the tree

00:25:04great

00:25:05see you in a bit

00:25:06Joey

00:25:07what are you doing

00:25:11okay

00:25:13hey was that not

00:25:14a breach of contract

00:25:18relax

00:25:19it was just a hug

00:25:22ugh

00:25:24we just got here

00:25:25and I'm already

00:25:25exhausted

00:25:26you'll be okay

00:25:27it's just one week

00:25:29kill me now

00:25:30well I would

00:25:31but

00:25:31I need to get paid

00:25:37what are you doing

00:25:39that's weird

00:25:40they were so lovey-dovey

00:25:42just a second ago

00:25:43and

00:25:43I don't know

00:25:44something just

00:25:44feels off

00:25:45come on

00:25:45that's ridiculous

00:25:47I mean

00:25:48what do you want

00:25:48them to do

00:25:49make out progress

00:25:50what's the program

00:25:51something like this

00:25:54later

00:25:57let's go

00:26:01here we go

00:26:04Piper is all tucked in

00:26:06honey

00:26:06everything looks amazing

00:26:07and happy holidays

00:26:08to the newest member

00:26:09of our family

00:26:10Max

00:26:13welcome

00:26:14cheers

00:26:14thank you

00:26:15Miss Smith

00:26:15looks great

00:26:17oh just call me

00:26:18mom honey

00:26:19I had no idea

00:26:20what you liked

00:26:21so I just whipped up

00:26:22a little bit of everything

00:26:23but we all know

00:26:25what Eva's

00:26:26favorite Christmas

00:26:26dish is right

00:26:27oh no

00:26:29mom's testing him

00:26:30she's trying to see

00:26:31if he's legit

00:26:32you mean to tell me

00:26:33you two are married

00:26:34and you don't even know

00:26:34my baby girl's

00:26:35favorite food

00:26:39ow

00:26:39Eva

00:26:40sweetie

00:26:41kicking my foot

00:26:43oh sorry mom

00:26:44I

00:26:45oh jeez

00:26:47it's okay

00:26:48look mom

00:26:49of course he knows

00:26:50it's

00:26:50I would like to hear

00:26:51Max say it

00:27:0512 pumpkin pies

00:27:06I hear this right

00:27:07they're the best kind

00:27:10well of course

00:27:11it's pumpkin pie

00:27:13see

00:27:14are you happy now

00:27:15that's good

00:27:17but something

00:27:17still falls off

00:27:18mom

00:27:19don't make it weird

00:27:20okay

00:27:21we had a

00:27:22whirlwind romance

00:27:23and we eloped

00:27:25before we got to know

00:27:25everything about each other

00:27:27but our marriage

00:27:28is real

00:27:28I guess your mom's

00:27:30just watching

00:27:31too many of those

00:27:31real short shows

00:27:33now those

00:27:34are quality

00:27:37okay

00:27:37well

00:27:37then answer this

00:27:40where's your wedding ring Eva

00:27:43where's your wedding ring Eva

00:27:47I knew it was a good idea

00:27:49to pick this up

00:27:50well

00:27:51um

00:27:52it's

00:27:53silly face

00:27:53dropped it outside

00:27:54on the sidewalk

00:27:56luckily I was there

00:27:57to pick it up for

00:27:58silly face

00:28:01I am not paying

00:28:02extra for this

00:28:03consider it a Christmas gift

00:28:06it's lazers

00:28:07it's nice

00:28:09you can afford this

00:28:10on a waste manager's salary

00:28:12well believe it or not

00:28:13miss Smith

00:28:13there is a lot of garbage

00:28:15out there

00:28:15and I'm not just talking

00:28:16about William

00:28:18I'll drink to that

00:28:19I agree with you there

00:28:21so come on guys

00:28:22let's eat

00:28:23come on

00:28:30thank you

00:28:36and this is where y'all

00:28:38will be staying

00:28:38I have another room

00:28:40set up for Piper

00:28:42nice and festive for you

00:28:43no complications

00:28:46sorry honey

00:28:47uh mom

00:28:48you know what

00:28:48I should stay with Piper

00:28:49tonight

00:28:50oh honey

00:28:51newlyweds

00:28:52shouldn't sleep apart

00:28:55oh

00:28:55I just remembered

00:28:56the city's turning

00:28:57the water off at 10

00:28:58something about

00:28:59water conservation

00:29:00that means you have

00:29:0115 minutes to shower

00:29:0315 minutes

00:29:05honey it's no big deal

00:29:06just shower together

00:29:09shower together

00:29:12just shower together

00:29:14okay you guys

00:29:15have a good night

00:29:16okay

00:29:20you heard her

00:29:44why are you stripping

00:29:46well I can't take a shower

00:29:47when you closed on

00:29:49come on

00:29:49we're wasting time

00:29:50you have 15 minutes

00:29:51nice try

00:29:52I am not showering

00:29:53with you

00:29:54alright

00:29:54suit yourself

00:29:55more room for me

00:29:56in there

00:29:57not if I reach you

00:29:58there first

00:30:14come on Max

00:30:16get out of the way

00:30:18we agreed

00:30:19nothing physical

00:30:20you're the one

00:30:21with the dirty thoughts

00:30:21wifey

00:30:22relax

00:30:23I won't touch you

00:30:25unless you say

00:30:26you want me to

00:30:28but that'll cost extra

00:30:30and your dreams

00:30:42free to join me

00:31:03you know if you keep

00:31:04staring at my ass

00:31:05you're not gonna have

00:31:05any shower water left

00:31:06you wish

00:31:08why aren't you getting in

00:31:10pray you'll fall for me

00:31:12it's you who has to

00:31:13worry about resisting me

00:31:14oh yeah

00:31:16true

00:31:29holy shit

00:31:32by the way

00:31:33this is

00:31:34this is going to be

00:31:35harder than I thought

00:31:37I'll say

00:31:38what happened to all

00:31:39that cool guy

00:31:40confidence

00:31:42still think you

00:31:42can resist

00:31:45baby

00:31:46I don't think I want you

00:31:56or maybe we should

00:31:59god he's such a good

00:32:00kisser

00:32:01why does this feel

00:32:02why does this feel

00:32:04familiar

00:32:10mom

00:32:11we're so

00:32:12sexy

00:32:21max we cannot do this

00:32:23what I didn't mean to

00:32:25cross any

00:32:26it's not you max

00:32:27it's us

00:32:27it's this

00:32:28this is all an act

00:32:29let's not make it more

00:32:30complicated than it is

00:32:32you're right

00:32:35I'm sorry

00:32:36I just need to be sorry

00:32:37you just

00:32:46that birthmark

00:32:52what is that

00:32:55it's him

00:32:55the man from new year's

00:32:57is he

00:32:57Piper's father

00:33:02why are you acting

00:33:06oh my god

00:33:07max is Piper's father

00:33:09are you okay

00:33:11yeah

00:33:12I just

00:33:13I just got lightheaded

00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes

00:33:17alone

00:33:19of course

00:33:23we have a daughter

00:33:24we have a daughter together

00:33:25oh my god

00:33:27what do I do

00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor

00:33:35you can take the bed

00:33:38thanks

00:33:40hey

00:33:42are you sure you're okay

00:33:44look fake marriage aside

00:33:45I'm your husband

00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days

00:33:47so if there's something you need

00:33:49I can help

00:33:51I want to help

00:33:52he's Piper's father

00:33:54he has a right to know

00:33:56um

00:33:57max

00:33:59how would you feel

00:34:01if you found out

00:34:02you had a kid

00:34:06a child

00:34:08no no no

00:34:09that's

00:34:09that's impossible

00:34:10I'm

00:34:10very

00:34:11careful

00:34:13mostly

00:34:15I just mean

00:34:16I'm not the type of guy

00:34:17to sleep around

00:34:18family to me

00:34:19is a big commitment

00:34:20and

00:34:21I don't want any loose ends

00:34:23you know

00:34:24right

00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid

00:34:27tying him down

00:34:28I shouldn't tell him

00:34:29about Piper

00:34:31why do you ask

00:34:33no reason

00:34:33just

00:34:34just curious

00:34:35no I

00:34:36I feel like you're

00:34:37going somewhere with this

00:34:39what

00:34:41no

00:34:41well then

00:34:42can I ask you a question

00:34:45shoot

00:34:51where did you get these

00:34:52and how did you know

00:34:53my exact size

00:34:55I did not get those

00:34:57I don't know where those came from

00:34:58are you sure

00:34:59you're just not trying to

00:35:00break the contract

00:35:04come here

00:35:05come here

00:35:06come here

00:35:07whoo

00:35:18Elon

00:35:19the truth is

00:35:21is that I

00:35:24go go go go

00:35:26just a second

00:35:27come in

00:35:30hey hon

00:35:41oh

00:35:43sorry for interrupting

00:35:44but

00:35:44Piper is

00:35:45asking for a bedtime story

00:35:47before I tuck her in

00:35:48think you could take this one dad

00:35:50we're kind of in the middle

00:35:51of something

00:35:52I can see that

00:35:54well why don't I read it to her

00:35:55I mean if you don't

00:35:57if you don't mind

00:35:58well

00:35:59that a boy

00:35:59you know what

00:36:00just put a shirt on

00:36:01I'm gonna go get her

00:36:03Piper

00:36:03here comes grandpa

00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh

00:36:09to his team

00:36:10gave a whistle

00:36:11and away they all flew

00:36:13like the down of a thistle

00:36:14but I heard him exclaim

00:36:16as he drove out of sight

00:36:19merry christmas to all

00:36:21and to all

00:36:23a good night

00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad

00:36:28she'd be over the moon

00:36:30good night Piper

00:36:35is her dad still around

00:36:37yeah

00:36:38but he doesn't know it

00:36:39because you're her dad

00:36:41uh no

00:36:42that man has no idea

00:36:45what a treasure

00:36:47he's missing out on

00:36:51do you really think so?

00:36:53from the bottom of my heart

00:36:56maybe I should tell him

00:36:57he deserves to know

00:37:05Max

00:37:10you're Piper's father

00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right

00:37:44where's Piper?

00:37:46she must have snuck off

00:37:47while we were asleep

00:38:04god he's such a good kisser

00:38:14just gonna kiss and run

00:38:16not on my watch

00:38:21yeah

00:38:22this

00:38:23I remember this

00:38:35good morning you two love bugs

00:38:37how was your stay

00:38:39at Chateau Smith?

00:38:41good morning Miss Smith

00:38:42it was uh

00:38:43it was great

00:38:44wonderful

00:38:44well it's about to get

00:38:46even better

00:38:49oh no

00:38:49what is that?

00:38:51sardines and saltines

00:38:52it's a Smith family classic

00:38:54it was my gram gram's favorite

00:38:56during wartime

00:38:57don't be shy

00:38:58go ahead

00:38:59grab a handful

00:39:01Max you don't have to

00:39:02no no

00:39:03it's okay

00:39:04it's a

00:39:04Smith family staple

00:39:06there we go

00:39:25good?

00:39:26mmm

00:39:27good?

00:39:29it's crunchy

00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.

00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.

00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?

00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.

00:39:43What's the deal with them?

00:39:44Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.

00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...

00:39:51Hey, don't worry.

00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.

00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight,

00:39:59just in case.

00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.

00:40:15Wait, that earring.

00:40:18Wait, that earring.

00:40:20You like it?

00:40:21I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.

00:40:24Did you lose it seven years ago?

00:40:26Well, I don't really remember the details,

00:40:29but luckily I was able to find a new pair.

00:40:33Right.

00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring.

00:40:36Anyone could have it.

00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.

00:40:43So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.

00:40:47But Derek said that Ava got married.

00:40:50What kind of man could she possibly have landed?

00:40:54An aging single mom.

00:40:56Slim pickings.

00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.

00:41:00That explains it.

00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.

00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.

00:41:06Look, Ava is your niece.

00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.

00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.

00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.

00:41:16Exactly.

00:41:16Not like my Sierra.

00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.

00:41:23Oh, they're here.

00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody.

00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody.

00:41:34Merry Christmas.

00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.

00:41:38I am.

00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.

00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.

00:41:42Welcome.

00:41:42You're Ava's husband.

00:41:45But you're gorgeous.

00:41:49But as handsome as you.

00:41:51Look at you two.

00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.

00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

00:41:56Merry Christmas.

00:41:57This is from Max and I.

00:41:59Oh, my goodness.

00:42:00Thank you, Ava.

00:42:00Let me grab that for you, Daddy.

00:42:03Oops.

00:42:04Oh, my bad.

00:42:05Oh, a homemade gift.

00:42:08How thrifty.

00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.

00:42:12Mommy's right.

00:42:13You mean all high?

00:42:15You little.

00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.

00:42:22Oh, you think you broke my wrist?

00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.

00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.

00:42:30He could ruin your life.

00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?

00:42:46I'm fine.

00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?

00:42:48Yeah.

00:42:48It's okay.

00:42:49It's okay.

00:42:52It's okay.

00:42:52What are you?

00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband.

00:42:57Did you just slap me?

00:42:59Next time, it'll be a closed fist.

00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.

00:43:03You know what, Sierra?

00:43:03I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.

00:43:09Her family.

00:43:10She needs me.

00:43:16You okay, honey?

00:43:17Do I look okay to you, dumbass?

00:43:20Do something.

00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.

00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.

00:43:26Oh, wow.

00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.

00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.

00:43:35Let's call him.

00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.

00:43:39Please.

00:43:40Who do you think you are?

00:43:42Enough!

00:43:44There will be no arguing during Christmas.

00:43:48Fine, Dad.

00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.

00:43:51They're just jealous.

00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.

00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you.

00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.

00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?

00:44:05All right, that's enough.

00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.

00:44:29Is this a joke?

00:44:31Can you please pass me some food?

00:44:33Hold it.

00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?

00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.

00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast.

00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.

00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.

00:44:54And you don't get a single bite.

00:44:57It's just petty.

00:44:58Maybe so.

00:44:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.

00:45:03Fine.

00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.

00:45:07Come on, let's go.

00:45:08No, no.

00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.

00:45:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...

00:45:15I know, dear.

00:45:17I just want to have our family together.

00:45:19Fine.

00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.

00:45:23Better a stray than a bitch.

00:45:24What was that?

00:45:28I just want to have our family together.

00:45:31Fine.

00:45:33We'll stay.

00:45:34Can I have a little napole?

00:45:36It's okay, sweetie.

00:45:37We'll get something right after.

00:45:40Like drive-thru?

00:45:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning.

00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.

00:45:49No strays.

00:45:50Ow.

00:45:51Please, are you okay?

00:45:52Yes, please.

00:45:54You hit my child.

00:45:55You're fucking crazy.

00:45:56Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.

00:46:04Don't worry, baby.

00:46:05I'll handle it.

00:46:08Don't worry, baby.

00:46:10I'll handle it.

00:46:14Piper.

00:46:15Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?

00:46:21Okay, sweetheart.

00:46:23Give me two minutes and one phone call.

00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.

00:46:28Actually, I do.

00:46:30He's such a liar.

00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.

00:46:33Oh, it will be.

00:46:37Sam.

00:46:38Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.

00:46:42I'm already on my way.

00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica.

00:46:50I'm already on my way.

00:46:53You hear this guy?

00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world.

00:46:57From Antarctica.

00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.

00:47:01His silly delusions are just adorable.

00:47:04Max, what are you doing?

00:47:06Don't worry about it, sweetheart.

00:47:08Santa's already on his way.

00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.

00:47:19A helicopter?

00:47:26There's no way.

00:47:33How did you pull this off?

00:47:35Sam is like family.

00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to.

00:47:37Thanks, boss.

00:47:40Boss?

00:47:40Eva's always been genuine with me.

00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.

00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.

00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.

00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?

00:47:56Mm-hmm.

00:47:59Come on.

00:48:01You can stop kidding around.

00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?

00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.

00:48:09Come on.

00:48:09You can stop the charade.

00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?

00:48:13Eva, I'm not pretending.

00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.

00:48:25Oh.

00:48:30How is this possible?

00:48:32This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?

00:48:39Who are you?

00:48:40I told you.

00:48:41I'm Eva's husband.

00:48:43That chef called him Mr. Harrison.

00:48:46Wait.

00:48:46No.

00:48:47Hold on.

00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?

00:48:53You're worth more than some whole countries.

00:48:56Hmm.

00:48:57Some of the small ones.

00:48:58I mean, you know that.

00:49:00You work for me.

00:49:02Oh, God.

00:49:03I insulted my own boss.

00:49:05I'm finished.

00:49:10Oh, God.

00:49:12I insulted my own boss.

00:49:14I'm finished.

00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard.

00:49:17Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.

00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.

00:49:21For tonight, your feast ends.

00:49:24And with that, your career.

00:49:27You're fired.

00:49:28Fired?

00:49:29Sam.

00:49:34Fired?

00:49:35Oh, God.

00:49:35I can't be fired.

00:49:38What?

00:49:39Mr. Harrison, please.

00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.

00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison.

00:49:44I'll do anything.

00:49:46Guys, take out the trash.

00:49:53And you.

00:49:54Oh, me?

00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on.

00:49:58That was a Christmas joke.

00:49:59A family tradition.

00:50:01Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.

00:50:04Sam.

00:50:09Will you do me the honors?

00:50:12Gladly.

00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.

00:50:20Father, do something.

00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.

00:50:25I'm leaving.

00:50:26Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.

00:50:34Come on, sweetie.

00:50:36Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.

00:50:38Eat as much as you want.

00:50:39Thanks, Daddy.

00:50:43I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.

00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.

00:50:48Honestly?

00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.

00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more.

00:50:54Just like this.

00:50:56Does he really mean that?

00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?

00:50:59I can't tell.

00:51:01And that terrifies me.

00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.

00:51:09I brought you a gift.

00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.

00:51:13Oh.

00:51:17Oh, this is wonderful.

00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.

00:51:24Tell me everything.

00:51:25Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.

00:51:30Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.

00:51:34A high school dropout?

00:51:36In the Harrison family?

00:51:39Not a chance.

00:51:43She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.

00:51:47Maximus seems to like her.

00:51:48Silence.

00:51:49Get me the address where she works.

00:51:51It's Happy Heels on Broadway.

00:51:53That's nice.

00:51:54We own that one.

00:51:56Good work.

00:51:57But take off that stupid hat.

00:52:09Thanks.

00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.

00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.

00:52:19And how about you?

00:52:23Me?

00:52:24Yeah.

00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?

00:52:31Eva.

00:52:42That birthmark.

00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?

00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.

00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.

00:52:54Uh, no feelings, no complications.

00:52:58That's what we agreed upon.

00:52:59Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.

00:53:02Max.

00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:53:06Well, it's cold.

00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.

00:53:11Max.

00:53:14I need to tell you something.

00:53:17Something important.

00:53:19What's gotten into her?

00:53:21Is she hiding something?

00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?

00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you.

00:53:32Piper is...

00:53:35Piper is...

00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.

00:53:39Oh, sweetie.

00:53:40Oh, my gosh.

00:53:41It's almost swollen.

00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.

00:53:44Listen, you stay here with Daddy.

00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?

00:53:50Come on, Piper.

00:53:53Okay, let me see.

00:53:58I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.

00:54:02But that's not true.

00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?

00:54:07Uh...

00:54:08Daddy!

00:54:09No!

00:54:12Well...

00:54:16Don't you dare disrespect my husband.

00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.

00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave.

00:54:28Really?

00:54:28Please stay, Daddy.

00:54:33You think it was Scar?

00:54:36Hmm.

00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it.

00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.

00:54:42I have one, too.

00:54:44Dad.

00:54:46I got that when I was about your age.

00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade.

00:54:51Really?

00:54:52No way.

00:54:53No.

00:54:54It was actually a cactus.

00:54:55But it's still cool.

00:54:58I have something like that on the back of my neck.

00:55:04Piper, how long have you had that?

00:55:06My mom said I had that when I was born.

00:55:14And how old are you?

00:55:15Six.

00:55:16Six?

00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago.

00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit.

00:55:22Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?

00:55:27What do I even say?

00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?

00:55:31Sorry, honey.

00:55:32This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.

00:55:36Um, yeah.

00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?

00:55:42Eva.

00:55:47Okay, look.

00:55:51Piper is...

00:55:56Go on.

00:56:03Must be an emergency.

00:56:06Excuse me.

00:56:07Sorry.

00:56:08I took this.

00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?

00:56:17Yeah.

00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.

00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.

00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?

00:56:30I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.

00:56:33She's a high school dropout.

00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job.

00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.

00:56:40I'm Eva's husband.

00:56:41Max.

00:56:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.

00:56:50I'm sorry, Max.

00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.

00:56:54Your mother would take her away.

00:56:55After Christmas, it's over.

00:56:59Eva?

00:57:01Maximus?

00:57:02Are you even listening to me?

00:57:04No, Mom, Mom.

00:57:05Listen, I'm sorry, okay?

00:57:07Eva's my wife.

00:57:08And I've made up my mind.

00:57:09I'm not leaving her.

00:57:12Eva?

00:57:22Did you?

00:57:23Oh, I'm glad you are.

00:57:24This is for you, Grandma.

00:57:30Oh, wow.

00:57:32That's so cool.

00:57:33Did you make it?

00:57:34Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.

00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.

00:57:40Just thanks, guys.

00:57:41Glad you're here.

00:57:44Oh, we got it.

00:57:45Oh.

00:57:46Damn, these are nice.

00:57:48Thanks.

00:57:48Grandpa, language, little ears.

00:57:52Try it.

00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?

00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.

00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.

00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?

00:58:03Ready?

00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

00:58:06What we got, guys?

00:58:06Billy.

00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.

00:58:13You never told me.

00:58:17Have we met before?

00:58:23Have we met before?

00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.

00:58:30I don't know what you're getting at.

00:58:33Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.

00:58:44I don't know what you're talking about.

00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.

00:58:47They're very common.

00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.

00:58:51No matter how I feel about him.

00:58:55Maybe.

00:58:59Are you okay?

00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?

00:59:05No.

00:59:06I'm fine.

00:59:08Um.

00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.

00:59:13I got you this.

00:59:15You got me a gift, too?

00:59:17Tis the season.

00:59:19Open it.

00:59:33Gloves.

00:59:35Did you make these?

00:59:37Yeah.

00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.

00:59:42You've already done so much for me.

00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you.

00:59:47How do they feel?

00:59:49Warm, right?

00:59:51Yeah.

00:59:52Warm.

00:59:54Soft.

00:59:57Perfect.

01:00:01Thank you, Eva.

01:00:03I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.

01:00:08Really?

01:00:09Yeah, my mom.

01:00:10She partied all the time.

01:00:12And I got gifts.

01:00:14Plenty of them, but...

01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself.

01:00:20Nothing personal.

01:00:21Well, you deserve it.

01:00:24You're a good guy.

01:00:26And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.

01:00:34What if that day's today?

01:00:38What if I already found someone special?

01:00:43Right here.

01:01:09Max, we can't...

01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.

01:01:27No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.

01:01:45I want you.

01:01:47I want you.

01:01:51I want you.

01:01:54Oh, God.

01:01:56You are driving me fucking insane.

01:02:01Piper!

01:02:11Piper!

01:02:13She can't see us.

01:02:32Eva?

01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!

01:02:51That was way too close.

01:02:53Yeah.

01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.

01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.

01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?

01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.

01:03:14Let me give it to you.

01:03:17Let me give it to you.

01:03:18You still haven't you?

01:03:59Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave

01:04:06my son alone? What? We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave

01:04:14my granddaughter with us, and go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for

01:04:20his child. Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give

01:04:24her up. So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over

01:04:29to you. There's my beautiful wife. You okay? Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think

01:04:47it's best we go our separate ways. What are you talking about? It's over. It's not that

01:04:54hard to understand. Eva, wait. So last night meant nothing to you?

01:05:10Max, it's not real. None of it was real. So this is just a goodbye? Didn't realize that

01:05:18was so disposable for you. Look, last night I let my guard down. But I'm a mother, and

01:05:28my choices affect Piper. And being with you can mess up everything between us. Just tell

01:05:33me what you need. I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just say

01:05:40the word.

01:05:46You don't get it. You don't get it.

01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.

01:06:03I won't give up on us.

01:06:20Are we here?

01:06:23Yes. As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.

01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.

01:06:36How can she just walk away?

01:06:45Don't forget you have to meet my mom. It's part of the agreement, too.

01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?

01:06:53You promised. Eva, I haven't asked you for much. Can you do this for me, please?

01:07:00All right, fine. When?

01:07:04Two days. I'll come pick you up.

01:07:06No need. Just send me the address and I'll be there.

01:07:15I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, daddy?

01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.

01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.

01:07:42If you try to turn the end, turn the side.

01:07:44It's the truth.

01:07:45It's the truth.

01:07:47It's the truth.

01:07:48It's the truth.

01:07:49It's the truth.

01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.

01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.

01:07:53Boss?

01:07:55Boss?

01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.

01:08:02I need to go win back my family.

01:08:04Family?

01:08:05Boss, you okay?

01:08:07Never better.

01:08:10Go get her, Max.

01:08:14Give it your best smile and...

01:08:16Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling.

01:08:21I have some prospects for you.

01:08:23Nice high society girls from the city.

01:08:29Oh.

01:08:31I told you. I already found the woman I love.

01:08:40Maximus, stop this.

01:08:42That evil woman is scamming you, son.

01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.

01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.

01:08:53No, I'm not.

01:08:56Oh?

01:08:56I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.

01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.

01:09:05What?

01:09:19Oh, that's her.

01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.

01:09:26Hi, welcome in.

01:09:28Can I help you find something?

01:09:29I want to try those.

01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.

01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?

01:09:43No, no, no.

01:09:44I know what I want.

01:09:46Size seven.

01:09:48Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.

01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.

01:10:00Ignore her.

01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.

01:10:02Here, let me help you.

01:10:04Come on.

01:10:08She seems kind.

01:10:15I shouldn't be that impressed.

01:10:18She's just doing her job.

01:10:21How do they feel?

01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.

01:10:26I think I need a size up.

01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.

01:10:33Right away.

01:10:34I'll be right back.

01:10:36She's not only kind.

01:10:37I mean, she's patient.

01:10:38Was I wrong about her?

01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?

01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?

01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?

01:11:00She can't walk.

01:11:04That's just pure evil.

01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.

01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.

01:11:13Who cares?

01:11:14It's the last pair.

01:11:16I get paid commission.

01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.

01:11:26See?

01:11:27This is your whole problem.

01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.

01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.

01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.

01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?

01:11:42People who insult her all day?

01:11:45I'm your manager.

01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.

01:12:00Did I stutter?

01:12:05You don't have to fire me.

01:12:09I quit.

01:12:15I don't work here anymore.

01:12:18Listen, don't buy the shoes.

01:12:21They're broken.

01:12:22Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?

01:12:24You're a good person after all.

01:12:27Looks like I misjudged you.

01:12:30I'm sorry?

01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?

01:12:35Get out!

01:12:42You're not disabled?

01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?

01:12:48Absolutely shameful.

01:12:50Who are you?

01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.

01:12:55And the owner of this store.

01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?

01:13:00Mother of the CEO?

01:13:02I am.

01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.

01:13:06What did I do?

01:13:10You are a good person.

01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.

01:13:19Are you serious?

01:13:23That's right.

01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.

01:13:27You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.

01:13:36You.

01:13:37Out.

01:13:39I'll leave.

01:13:42I'm leaving.

01:13:45I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.

01:13:49No.

01:13:50Don't worry.

01:13:51You're getting a promotion.

01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.

01:13:58First assignment.

01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.

01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.

01:14:10Okay.

01:14:11Yeah.

01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.

01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.

01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.

01:14:28Of course she lives like this.

01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?

01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.

01:14:45Max?

01:14:46Eva?

01:14:48What are you doing here?

01:14:51I, uh...

01:14:52There you are, Eva.

01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.

01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.

01:15:01What are you...

01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.

01:15:09Well, I tried to tell you, but...

01:15:11Stop.

01:15:13And you.

01:15:14You lied to me at the store.

01:15:17You were both just testing me?

01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?

01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.

01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.

01:15:26But I was wrong.

01:15:28Eva, please.

01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.

01:15:31Not every working class girl is after your money.

01:15:34How could you think that of me?

01:15:36It's not like that, dear.

01:15:38Eva, what are you talking about?

01:15:41Mom, what did you do?

01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.

01:15:46We're not together.

01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.

01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.

01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?

01:15:59Go after her.

01:16:03Eva.

01:16:04Let me go.

01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.

01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.

01:16:09Stop pretending like you care.

01:16:10I'm not pretending.

01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.

01:16:14And everything I've done for you and Piper, this is real.

01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.

01:16:25Max, you came.

01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.

01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.

01:16:35Just say the word.

01:16:40See?

01:16:42Stop fighting.

01:16:45We belong together.

01:16:48You're wrong.

01:16:49Wrong about what?

01:16:51That you care?

01:16:53Or we belong together?

01:16:54Look, I already told you.

01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.

01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.

01:17:03Now I'm a fake divorce from my fake cousin.

01:17:08Eva.

01:17:11Eva!

01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.

01:17:15Walking away is the only choice I have.

01:17:24Ow!

01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?

01:17:28Yeah, sweetie.

01:17:29I'm fine.

01:17:30Come here.

01:17:39No, you're not fine.

01:17:40You're sad.

01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.

01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.

01:17:52I want Max to be my real daddy.

01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?

01:18:00I love bug.

01:18:01You're right.

01:18:03What am I doing?

01:18:04Running like a coward?

01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.

01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.

01:18:13I believe in you.

01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?

01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.

01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.

01:18:24Piper is his daughter.

01:18:32Enough sulking.

01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.

01:18:37Don't you think I want to?

01:18:39She doesn't want me.

01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.

01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.

01:18:44You can't abandon her.

01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.

01:18:47I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.

01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.

01:18:55What are you talking about?

01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.

01:19:00Piper is your daughter.

01:19:02What?

01:19:03See for yourself.

01:19:10I was right.

01:19:12Seven years ago.

01:19:14New Year's, that woman was Eva.

01:19:26Eva.

01:19:28Hey.

01:19:30Daddy.

01:19:32Daddy.

01:19:33Piper.

01:19:35Oh.

01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.

01:19:44You came back.

01:19:49I, uh...

01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.

01:19:59I, uh...

01:20:01I was scared.

01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.

01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.

01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.

01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.

01:20:17Piper is your daughter.

01:20:19You knew.

01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.

01:20:22Mama.

01:20:23Oh.

01:20:26Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?

01:20:31I was scared, okay?

01:20:32I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.

01:20:34I didn't know how you were feeling.

01:20:37How could you not know how I felt?

01:20:51I love you, Eva.

01:20:54I love you, too.

01:20:56I promise.

01:20:57For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.

01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.

01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?

01:21:17For real this time?

01:21:19Yeah, yes.

01:21:20Yes, of course, I'll marry you.

01:21:26Yes.

01:21:27Hi.

01:21:28Hi.

01:21:30Hi.

01:21:32Hi.

01:21:33Hi.

01:21:34Hi.

01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.

01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.

01:21:49Who's that?

01:21:51Eva!

01:21:54Take me back!

01:21:57I'm sorry!

01:21:58I struck you tired!

01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.

01:22:05Again.

01:22:08No?

01:22:09Not funny?

01:22:10Ha ha ha!

01:22:12Ha ha ha!

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