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Love Island Australia - Season 6 - Episode 08
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00:00This is Unmissable, Uninvincible, we're on the verge of something, you can't miss this.
00:07Previously, on Love Island Australia.
00:11The gods can couple up with whoever they want, whenever they want.
00:15When Steph and Sydney flex their godly powers.
00:19The boy that I want to couple up with is Saint.
00:23The girl who I want to couple up with is Minnie.
00:26The heavens erupted.
00:29Dead.
00:30Just breathe.
00:32Tonight has made me realize I have been dragging my feet a little bit.
00:36A big reality check for sure.
00:39I'm right behind you, my Irish king!
00:42But get your bloody act together, come on!
00:46Tonight!
00:50Tears!
00:51I just feel mine and Xanthi's feelings aren't mutual.
00:55Tension!
00:56You're not giving me what I want and need.
01:00I don't want to be crying over boys, either, because they don't deserve my tears.
01:07And...
01:07Watch out, fellas, I'm coming in hot.
01:09What happens happens, baby.
01:11You know how it is.
01:12Tommy!
01:15Tommy!
01:16Oh my God!
01:17Hi!
01:17Hi!
01:18He's so unique.
01:19Like, there's definitely only one Tommy in this world.
01:22I feel like I'm getting a true taste of Australia.
01:25What are you looking forward in a girl?
01:27Just anything, really.
01:28They all caught the eye in excess, baby.
01:32We're on.
01:49With goddess Sydney stealing Zane, Xanthi's very upset, because much like Islander Sophie,
01:56or the first letter of her name, she's now just Zane's ex.
02:01Don't want to be on the open, and you're on your side.
02:09You all right?
02:10It's all right.
02:10It's a hard feeling.
02:11Sorry, that was a silly question.
02:14Don't worry about it.
02:16Okay?
02:17I had to do it.
02:18Sophie had to do it.
02:20You had to do things.
02:21I feel bad.
02:22I don't want to break them all.
02:23He might be annoying to sleep next to you, and you might change in the morning.
02:27Yeah, exactly.
02:28Don't let it get to you.
02:35The last thing I want, though, is for someone to not want to sleep with me, like if he doesn't
02:40want to be in.
02:41Okay.
02:42I get it.
02:42I get it.
02:43I get it.
02:43I'd rather sleep by myself.
02:45Yeah, I get that.
02:46I get that.
02:47I was like, at least we're going to wake up.
02:49At least we're going to wake up.
02:52It's all right.
02:55Well, hopefully we're there tomorrow night, all right?
03:00Obviously, obviously you cares about her.
03:02She's upset about me.
03:03They're upset, too.
03:04Fuck.
03:05Can you show me?
03:08Say it's my beast.
03:16Hey, it's all a part of the person.
03:18I feel bad.
03:19I wouldn't have done it.
03:20I feel bad.
03:21It's so bad I didn't want to break you guys up.
03:23It's okay.
03:24You had to do what you had to do for yourself.
03:26You didn't fly halfway across the world to be reserved and not go after what you wanted.
03:31Yeah.
03:32It's just really hard.
03:33The fact that Sydney was crying as well obviously goes to show that she has a big heart, too,
03:39which is great to see.
03:40It's not like she's just come in and she's looking to stir things up.
03:44Like she obviously, she's looking to make an impact, but she's not doing it out of, like, in a negative
03:48way.
03:49It's just so sad.
03:59Like it's been four days.
04:01I haven't, like, gotten that deep yet.
04:04She really likes you.
04:05That's what I've just found out tonight.
04:07But, yeah, I just, I've obviously, when someone's crying.
04:09That's what you just found out tonight.
04:10There's no denying she really likes you.
04:13Yeah.
04:13That's for sure.
04:14But it was like, she likes me, but, like, not on that level.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Might make Zane realise what he's missing.
04:21Do you know what I mean?
04:22He might start grafting you really hard now after this and, you know, show you that he really cares.
04:29Are you interested in Sydney in that way?
04:30Or how can you feel so far?
04:32I think it was a good conversation.
04:34Yeah.
04:34I don't know where my head is at, at all.
04:37I respect Sydney's decision.
04:39I'm happy to get to know her, but I feel bad for Xanthi.
04:46I said too much.
04:48I'm just going to cuddle.
04:50That's all we need.
04:51I just, literally, just, like, sob.
04:54Like, just sob it out.
04:55Like, that's what hugs me.
04:57I was like, just cry it all out.
04:59Just get it all out.
05:01And it hugs.
05:03I love you.
05:05I love you.
05:06It's going to be hard tonight.
05:08Obviously, I'm going to be in a bed alone, and then I'm going to have to literally be sleeping in
05:13the same room
05:15and seeing Zane and Sydney share a bed.
05:19It won't be nice.
05:21You must be feeling a little bit fun and happy.
05:24Are you happy to get in bed with him?
05:26I am excited to have a chat with him.
05:28Sorry, guys, to get in trouble tonight.
05:31That was, yeah, very, very interesting.
05:32I just have a, like, deep connection right there with Mimi.
05:35We talk about many things.
05:37We have a lot of points in common, and I just want to know more.
05:41Sorry.
05:42More deeply.
05:42That's the whole point of it, you know.
05:44Tonight has made me realize you can't have these certain boundaries because you feel scared or, you know, afraid of
05:50letting someone in.
05:50So right now, all I can do is let Mimi do what she wants to do, and then tomorrow I
05:55just got a reminder of what we have or what we could have.
05:58Look at us all just standing in fucking silver, shiny undies, bro, in a circle.
06:03Everyone touch each other's arse when they stand still.
06:09What is going on?
06:10Oh.
06:11Oh.
06:11Oh, good, guys.
06:13You enjoy it.
06:14It's giving masculinity.
06:15It's giving masculinity.
06:16Men.
06:17Boys touching bums, Moon.
06:19It's been a rough day.
06:22To cope, some islanders hug and cry.
06:25Some shower, some wash their pits.
06:27You get the idea.
06:29Please me, please me.
06:31Reaches on my teeth.
06:33Believe me, I want to live my life like this.
06:38You have not done anything wrong.
06:41I think she's getting too upset.
06:43She's upset because she's already attached to him.
06:45I can see that.
06:47I feel for her, though, because I was her.
06:50She's 21, I was 22 when I did it the first time, and, like, I really liked the guy.
07:01Are you obsessed?
07:03Are you having love with me?
07:04Are you?
07:08I'm having the Crocs.
07:10You were just giving an excuse to look at my toes, wasn't it?
07:13You're fucking weirdo.
07:14Watching Mimi get into bed with Steph.
07:17I think I might just close both my eyes.
07:19Talk to me somewhere, yeah?
07:21Hmm?
07:21Talk to me somewhere.
07:23I'm not scary.
07:25I swear.
07:26I think Dylan kind of needs this nudge for him to realise someone can take me at any time.
07:33So, if he wants me, like, he needs to do things to show me that.
07:37Someone clean up the mess.
07:41I was so excited.
07:42I don't know.
07:43I don't know.
07:45But I'd rather cry in a mansion and someone clean up the mess.
07:49Good night, everybody.
07:50Good night.
07:51Good night.
08:22Yeah, you're disappointed.
08:23Beautiful.
08:26Me and Mimi would be a good couple.
08:28Like, I mean, look at her, look at me.
08:31Perfect match.
08:36Are you sad that he recovered?
08:40No.
08:43Do you actually snore?
08:45Huh?
08:45You actually snore?
08:47No.
08:47I'm the type that if you snore, I'll be waking you up.
08:50I love you.
08:51Good luck with that.
08:56They're coming out tonight.
08:58Okay, night, everyone.
09:00I love you all.
09:01I love you.
09:08I love you.
09:15I love you.
09:24I love you.
09:49I want to be couples.
09:54I'm on the line.
09:57Everyone at the pool.
10:14Vibes, vibes, lots of vibes, look at this bird, how it flies, here's a boat sailing
10:19on the ocean, here's a drone, it's giving motion, here's the villa, there's been no
10:22sleep, all they want, to cry and weep, Zane, he snored off bloody knife, which means their
10:27sleep was really shy.
10:28Good morning, everyone.
10:30Good morning.
10:31Good morning.
10:32Bonjour, tout le monde.
10:34I woke up alone this morning, which felt weird, it wasn't nice.
10:37Um, yeah, don't recommend.
10:46There wasn't much acknowledgement from Zane, I would have liked just anything, like literally
10:50anything.
10:51A hug would have been nice, but he never did, so.
10:55Good morning.
10:56Good morning.
10:57Good morning.
10:58Good morning.
11:01So the Frenchman and Irishman are in competition for Mimi.
11:05The French is in the lead at the moment though, isn't he?
11:08So if I want to go that next step and like secure it, then I really need to step up
11:11today.
11:13Good morning, villa.
11:14Uh, Steph starts the day in the Frenchest way ever, by assaulting a flamingo.
11:21You stupid piece of .
11:23That's so good.
11:26Good morning.
11:29Thank you, Riley.
11:30Do you have a kiss in bed last night?
11:33Maybe.
11:46Last night, Xanthi struggled with the Zane sitch
11:50and laid her feelings right out on the table.
11:53Hannah is less good at laying things out on tables.
11:58So, talk to me.
12:01How was your sleep last night?
12:04It's so shit sleeping alone here.
12:06Like, it just feels fucking weird.
12:09I can imagine.
12:10Because it's like you're not meant to, you know, be single.
12:16Wow, I can hear, like, the eggs cooking or something.
12:23Hey, you.
12:25Do not disturb does not exist here.
12:29I'm going to go make some coffee.
12:31Okay, love.
12:32You all right?
12:33Winning self.
12:37If he doesn't make me tea, I'm done.
12:41Like, actually, Tom.
12:44How did you sleep?
12:45I slept fine.
12:47I'm definitely going to be having some chats today.
12:49I'm honestly already fucking over the situation.
12:52Like, Xanthi, take him.
12:53We can have him back.
12:55So, I woke up this morning.
12:57I could just, I feel energy so much.
13:01And I just felt immediately my aura went up my shield.
13:05And I was just like, uh.
13:07And I'm like, what am I doing?
13:09Like, no offense, but like, in the outside world, like, I don't, I don't know, like, if that would even
13:13work, so.
13:14And like, since when do we like, it's weird to chase guys, right?
13:19It's not chasing a guy.
13:19Take him, then you go run back.
13:21I don't care.
13:22That is good.
13:23I love a nice cold banana.
13:25I had to make a decision.
13:27Clearly, I made not a good one.
13:33Try that.
13:36Is it hot or cold?
13:38It's hot.
13:39Okay.
13:39Thanks.
13:41Zane eventually did make me a tea.
13:43So, that's one tiny brownie point that he got this morning.
13:47But it's still not much.
14:00After Steph completes a long, satisfying wee in the pool, he attempts a deep dive with Mimi.
14:07Do you believe, do you believe in love today?
14:09I believe in love because it's all I've grown up around.
14:12My parents, my brothers.
14:15Yeah, and I have very strong, like, platonic love.
14:18Do you know what I mean?
14:18Like, my friends, they look after me.
14:20I know love from family and real love from your partner is completely different than yours.
14:24But I've never had real love from a partner, so I don't know.
14:26So, yeah.
14:28I think you're ready today to fall in love with someone or not?
14:32I'm definitely scared to fall in love.
14:35You know, that's a problem because you're not, you're never going to let anyone come in your life.
14:39It's just scary.
14:41That's true.
14:43I've never had anybody tell me that before, especially not a man.
14:47So I'm trying to digest and process that for myself, for sure, because I do want to allow myself to
14:55be loved.
14:55But I'm just like, why?
14:57Why do I push people away?
15:01I know what I can give you, you know?
15:03Mm-hmm.
15:07Mm-hmm.
15:09But if you don't show me just at least just one sign you're interested about me, like, just small things
15:14like, how do you feel?
15:16You want me to talk or something like that?
15:18I just, I will just move on.
15:19I feel like she, she's scared to, she, she don't open her heart, like, to me.
15:24So I will try to figure it out.
15:26I will try to make her feel better and make you feel secure.
15:31If you don't like me, maybe someone is going to like you.
15:33I do, I do like you.
15:35But I like both you and Dylan.
15:38And I've never liked two guys at the same time.
15:40So I don't really know how to, like, deal with that.
15:42So you like, so you like Dylan and me are the same.
15:44Yeah, but it's like shit.
15:45I don't know why I haven't figured that out yet.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:51That touched my ego.
15:52I'm a man.
15:53Oh, my God.
15:54But I try to don't show her, um, I get mad.
15:59I'll be honest with you.
16:00I'm like, I've had more time to get to know Dylan.
16:02So there's that.
16:03That's a massive one.
16:04But I'm like, everything that I wanted Dylan to, to kind of be, you've done right off the bat.
16:10So there's no question to ask?
16:11No, no.
16:12But I don't feel the same, like, chemistry, I don't think, with you.
16:16Okay.
16:17Yeah.
16:19And that's on me being honest.
16:21I have Seth.
16:23He's treating me exactly how I want, telling me the things that I've always wanted someone
16:27to say to me.
16:27And then physically, I'm more attracted to Dylan, but he is not giving me what I want and what
16:34I need in a relationship.
16:36Like, I don't want that type of energy where you just sit back and watch and wait for things
16:40to happen.
16:41Again, I state for the record, I show no favoritism towards perfect Irishman Dylan in his battle
16:49for Mimi's heart with Le Cheesy Frenchman.
16:52Show her what you're made of, you dynamic dreamboat.
16:56So...
16:57Where's your head at?
16:58Where's my head at?
17:00What are you thinking?
17:02I don't know.
17:06I don't know.
17:09I don't know.
17:11I don't know.
17:12I don't know.
17:16Okay, and why is it taking you this long to talk to me today?
17:19And why do you walk past me like I'm invisible?
17:24Oh, you notice me?
17:25I've passed.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Um, I don't know.
17:29I think I needed...
17:30I don't know.
17:32You needed another man to come in?
17:33No, I didn't.
17:34To push you?
17:34Well, that's what happened.
17:36If you look at it, that's what happened, but that's not it.
17:38Yeah, it just puts questions in my mind.
17:41And it's like, are you just doing this because you're single and you might get dumped?
17:45I told Steph, and I was like, I'm more attracted to you, but you're not giving me what I want
17:52and need.
17:53He's giving me what I want and need, but I'm not attracted to him.
17:58But that attraction can grow, but you could not change.
18:03That's where my head's at.
18:05But I'm going to change and I want to change.
18:08You've heard that before.
18:09I do.
18:10And I want you to, but I don't want...
18:13Like, if that's not you, then like...
18:15But that's what's telling the boys.
18:17It is...
18:17It's just this...
18:18What the fuck are you doing?
18:21Because now I'm re-coupled with somebody else.
18:23And then you've got regrets.
18:27Well, then...
18:50I have been holding back and like, when I was in bed last night, it really hit me and I
18:54was like, fuck.
18:58Like, why?
18:59I don't know.
18:59I was pussyfooting around and acting like a boy, to be fair.
19:03Physical touch and everything is what, like, opens me up.
19:06I want to hold you.
19:07I want to be touching you.
19:08I want to be chatting to you.
19:09I want to be all of you.
19:10So it's taken him seeing me with another man to actually make a move on me.
19:14It's confusing and I don't like feeling confused because I'm pretty sure love isn't meant to be confusing.
19:21You wear the girl that I like the most in here.
19:25I don't want to chase her.
19:27I guess that's the thing for me.
19:29It's like, who makes me feel less confused?
19:33I just...
19:36I don't like feeling this way.
19:41I don't want to be crying over boys either because they don't deserve my tears, basically.
19:48My mascara is too expensive.
20:02After some spirited saliva swapping in bed...
20:06We look hot together though, I have to say.
20:08Indeed.
20:09Indigo's considering promoting everyone's second favourite Sophie up to the top spot of first favourite Sophie.
20:16His, obviously, not ours.
20:18Monk for life.
20:20How's your day been?
20:21How are you feeling?
20:22Yeah, good.
20:23Like, I'm quite interested in, like, how you feel and, like, your chats with Sydney and, like...
20:27Yeah, yeah.
20:28So, she's, like, an awesome girl and, you know, she's fun, she's bubbly, she's easy to kind of connect to.
20:34But, you know, I definitely do feel like there's more between us.
20:39Yeah, okay.
20:41And...
20:42I think that you and I, we are getting along like a house on fire.
20:46I know.
20:47It's almost scary.
20:47Yeah.
20:49Sophie is my number one at the moment, but I've got a nice connection with Sydney as well, so I'm
20:54still exploring that.
20:55Um, and how are you feeling about, like, the whole, obviously, you've got history with Zane.
21:00Yeah.
21:01How do you feel about that?
21:02Is there any kind of interest in...
21:04Yeah, I'll be honest with you about this as well.
21:06Yeah.
21:07It's almost like he's, like, he's, like, a bit of a storm cloud over my head.
21:11Yeah.
21:11Like, whether it's a possibility or not, I just need to know so I can either close the chapter or,
21:18like...
21:18Yeah, yeah, for sure.
21:19...maybe try and pursue something if there is something there.
21:23Yeah.
21:23So I think that I will be having a chat with him today.
21:26Yeah.
21:26Yeah, and I think for us to kind of move any further, that does need to happen.
21:31Yeah.
21:31Just rip off the Band-Aid.
21:33Yeah, I know.
21:34I know.
21:36If Sophie is more inclined on Zane, I'd rather know now than down the track, so I think it's important
21:42for her to get that chat out of the way.
21:43Righto, Sophie.
21:44Who's a resentment?
21:45Let's go for a yarn.
21:46Do you want me on there?
21:47Yes.
21:48Right, next one on my head.
21:50Oh!
21:52Now, I just want to know where your head's at, because, like, obviously, we have had, like, that small piece
21:58of history.
21:58Yeah, well, obviously, I think we do, like, should get to know each other.
22:03Mm-hmm.
22:04Um, just to see if there is anything there.
22:07Um, but I just want to put pressure on the both of us to have to get to know each
22:11other just because of what happened.
22:15Yeah.
22:16One of the main reasons why I'm so into him is probably because he's not 100% into me.
22:23And, like, that is, like, one major thing that I'm trying to work on, but I just can't help, that
22:28I just, like, really am attracted to people who aren't attracted to me.
22:34But, like, if I'm not pulling you for chats or, like, getting to know you, I feel like you won't.
22:40Like, if I'm not getting anything back, like, I'll just assume that you're probably not really interested.
22:45Yeah, nah, I get that.
22:46Yeah.
22:47I'd be the same.
22:48Yeah.
22:49I think that's actually probably my biggest red flag is the fact that, like, I'll literally go for the guy
22:55that hates me the most.
22:56I'm like, I need to prove you wrong.
22:58You will love me.
23:00I feel like I still don't really know where your head's at, but, like, I guess maybe you don't either.
23:04I don't know where my head's at either.
23:06Obviously, like, I have you to get to know, Xanthi to get to know, and then there's Sydney.
23:13Um, yeah, no, I don't know where my head is at, to be fair.
23:19Perfect.
23:21Perfect.
23:24But we just keep talking, obviously.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:29I like to think that I got a lot out of that conversation, but I feel like I've left it
23:33a little bit more confused.
23:35All right, well, just chillin' then.
23:38All right, cool.
23:43You fucking idiot.
23:44I just don't business with you.
23:45Not the handshake.
23:54Well, I'm glad Xanthi cleared that up in a very clear way.
23:59Clearly.
24:00Now, Indigo makes the commute to Sydney to see if Sydney harbours deep feelings.
24:06What do you feel?
24:07A little bit scrambled.
24:08Yeah.
24:09I could imagine.
24:10A little bit all over the shop.
24:11Yeah.
24:11Um, yeah, I had a chat, good chat to Sophie.
24:16Um, we're both pretty, pretty keen on each other.
24:21Okay.
24:21Um, but I do, I did also say that I'm wanting to get to know you as well.
24:26You're both amazing in your own ways, and I'm attracted to different qualities in both of you, for sure.
24:32Um, but she, um, definitely is, um, like, number one at the moment, I guess.
24:40Yeah.
24:40Um, if, yeah, I don't know.
24:42For sure.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Yeah.
24:44How are you feeling?
24:45I mean, I'm fine.
24:47Um.
24:47It's a weird.
24:48It puts me in a difficult situation, too, because.
24:51I know.
24:51I don't want to be a second choice.
24:53No, I, I, I understand that.
24:56Um.
24:57I mean, I always have the decision of picking no one.
25:02Yeah.
25:03I want to feel wanted.
25:05Yeah, for sure.
25:06I am a goddess.
25:07Like, I am not a bombshell.
25:09I'm a goddess.
25:10So, I just, like, I'm not gonna take any shit.
25:15Take it off.
25:16Take it off.
25:18Slow, steady, undress.
25:22Impress.
25:23Take it off.
25:25Slow, steady, undress.
25:28Yeah, I got sunburned from wearing a hat.
25:30What's coming with you?
25:32I do know one thing.
25:33I'm gonna look hot as fuck.
25:35Yeah, you are.
25:35We're in Spain in vanilla.
25:37We're trying to keep it sweet.
25:38We don't want to be vanilla.
25:40We're looking really killer.
25:41Tonight's gonna bring some hectic fucking...
25:45Nailed it!
25:47Every morning and evening on Love Island starts the same way.
25:52With some light screaming, pursed pouting, followed by toast.
25:57I just wanted to do a cheers to our beautiful two bombshells.
26:01Woo!
26:02And I think we all need to remember, leave with no regrets.
26:06We don't have much time, so crack on.
26:09Woo!
26:09Cheers!
26:11Cheers!
26:13Cheers!
26:13Cheers!
26:13Cheers!
26:16Cheers!
26:16Cheers!
26:35Zane approaches Love Goddess and new partner Sydney,
26:39discreetly applying a pillow shield
26:41to ward against the seductive, sexy power of the Red Queen.
26:47Um, I just thought I'd talk to you.
26:49Yeah.
26:49Because, um, I feel like, I don't think we'd work as much on the outside,
26:54so I just want to be straight up with you.
26:58I know.
26:59Yeah.
27:01Yeah.
27:01If it wasn't obvious, we haven't spoken all day.
27:03I know.
27:04And I feel the exact same way.
27:06I figured I would have to talk to you at some point, I guess.
27:08But I had to put Zane in his place.
27:12There's no need for you to try to end this.
27:14It's been done.
27:16Like, just save your breath.
27:17How are you and Xanthi?
27:19Not too bad.
27:20Do you like her?
27:22Yeah, a little bit.
27:24A little bit.
27:27Bro, no way.
27:29You just said a little bit after she was fully, like,
27:34over you last night.
27:35Yesterday, I found it, obviously, she was very emotional,
27:38and that made me see how different the levels are of, like,
27:44feelings towards each other.
27:46So, like, it wasn't the best thing to see, but, um, yeah.
27:50I just feel mine and Xanthi's feelings aren't mutual just yet.
27:53She's young, and I think she's fallen really hard,
27:56and I don't think I'm just there yet.
27:59I need to go get my water.
28:01Oh, shit.
28:06I love the shape of your hair
28:08and how it, like, complements your face card.
28:11You haven't seen me with...
28:12Okay.
28:13I'm just telling you what I'm seeing right now.
28:15You literally haven't seen me with...
28:17I'm just telling you my thoughts on you right now.
28:19I don't want that.
28:21It's in the same book.
28:22Guys!
28:23I got a text!
28:26All right, gang.
28:27All eyeliners to the pool deck lounge.
28:30Oh!
28:31No freaking way!
28:32And my heart just dropped to my feet.
28:38These gods have so much power, and I can feel it.
28:46I got a text!
28:52Islanders, the gods have spoken.
28:55Will the god that has decided to recouple please stand and face the group?
29:00I'm in the stronger.
29:13I'm in the stronger.
29:16But at this moment in time, I would be doing myself a disservice if I stayed in the couple
29:23that I'm in, or if I coupled up with any of you guys right now.
29:29So this goddess has declared herself single until further notice.
29:35Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:37Pick up my throne.
29:39Oh my God!
29:43Sydney, you are a fucking icon.
29:46You are a badass.
29:47I am obsessed with you.
29:50Your speech was insane.
29:51You killed it, and you were true to yourself.
29:54It was honestly iconic.
29:58Good text.
30:02Zane, you are now back in a couple with Zanthe.
30:05Woo!
30:06Woo!
30:14I'm back in a couple with Zane.
30:16And it's very nice to have my man's back, yeah.
30:26Yes!
30:34Coming up...
30:37..a gift from the superfans.
30:40Girls, Tommy is waiting for you!
30:42I can't believe how much they cheered.
30:46And he is making quite the impression.
30:50Damn, like, are we not good enough in here?
31:06Breaking news.
31:07Until further notice, Sydney has been declared a hostile environment
31:12for all males.
31:14Our goddess Sydney, obviously, not the city.
31:16That's still safe.
31:18Expensive!
31:20But safe.
31:22No, everyone was asking me all night,
31:24do you know what you're going to do?
31:24And I was like, yeah.
31:26I know exactly what I'm going to do.
31:27Yeah, I'm going to be single.
31:28No one deserves to share the throne.
31:31Absolutely not. Nobody's worthy.
31:33No fucking way. No way.
31:35I've got a test!
31:37Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
31:40Ohhhhhhhhhh!
31:44What? Is there a boy?
31:46Islanders, the hideaway is open.
31:48Hannah and Nico, please enjoy your life
31:51in the village private getaway.
31:58You heard it. The hideaway is open for business.
32:02Normally at this point each season,
32:04we joke about the hideaway looking like a cheap adult film set.
32:07But this year, I simply must admit,
32:10it looks like a solid mid-budget adult film set.
32:14Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, that was so good.
32:17Yeah, have you shaved your balls?
32:18Everything's shaved.
32:19Yay!
32:21Wait, are you going to fuck?
32:24I have this.
32:26Yummy! Yeah, it's hot.
32:28I'm going to the hideaway.
32:30I'm going to the hideaway.
32:32If you don't suck those toes, get some clothes.
32:35I want to be watching it back.
32:36I want to see the teller on her toes.
32:38Oh, like strawberry in between, like.
32:41I'm going to pull one of each.
32:43Ham, cheese, strawberry, just like.
32:51The girls literally, like, were, like,
32:53flexing the toes in the dressing room and moisturising them.
32:59Toes are ready.
33:04Toes have been flexed.
33:06Wait, Hannah's got to come out.
33:07You know when you've been in the pool for too long,
33:08her toes are all going to be, like, all, like, wrinkly
33:11because they've just been in his mouth all night.
33:13All right.
33:13I have gone with the silk shorts and watermelon crops.
33:23I've bought my A game to this.
33:27Can I see you?
33:28Quick, quick, quick, quick.
33:29Get in your leg.
33:30Get in here.
33:31When I gaze in your eyes now, it was love and facade now.
33:45One condition, you have to take those crocs off.
33:47Nah, let's stay in here.
33:53Hideaway.
33:54Hideaway.
33:55Hideaway.
33:57Hideaway.
33:57Hideaway.
33:58Hideaway.
33:58The hideaway allows couples to share genuinely private time.
34:03Just them, the fixed cameras, the rotating cameras,
34:06and the motion-triggered night-vision cameras.
34:09Say cheese!
34:10Oh, it's cheese!
34:10I love cheese!
34:13Oh, this is so cute!
34:14Oh, my gosh, and the champagne!
34:16And the pop is squirted everywhere.
34:18You look really hot.
34:19Do you do push-ups?
34:21Nah, at all.
34:23I'm sick.
34:25Cheers!
34:26Cheers.
34:31A young!
34:33What do you want to talk about?
34:35What do you want to do?
34:35I reckon we get into the food as well.
34:37Yeah, you want to get into the food?
34:41It's just kind of like our first date, though.
34:43It is.
34:43It's actually cute.
34:44It's really cute.
34:45How could you see us working on the outside world?
34:48Nope.
34:50Sorry.
34:51Could you see us-
34:52You didn't have given me the cheese,
34:53and now I'm just going to eat.
34:56You can tell me how you see it on the outside.
34:59For me and the business that I run,
35:01it'd be good to, like, pretty much stay in Sydney.
35:04Yeah.
35:05In that region.
35:06Mm-hmm.
35:06But for you, you know, being in Melbourne,
35:08Mm-hmm.
35:08I think, like,
35:11you're obviously open to moving up as well.
35:13Mm-hmm.
35:14So would you come visit me, actually?
35:16I go to Melbourne all the time.
35:18Yeah?
35:19So for me to go to Melbourne,
35:21it's an hour flight.
35:22Yeah, exactly.
35:23It's a nine-hour drive.
35:24Yeah.
35:24Like, I'm so happy to do that.
35:27So I'm really happy I ended up with you.
35:28Mm.
35:30Mm.
35:31I'm glad you picked me.
35:33Yeah.
35:39Back in my goddess bed.
35:40Oh, look, my pillow's back on the bed.
35:42Yeah, you saw it through it on the ground.
35:44Yeah, that was nice of you.
35:45It was all in good spirit.
35:46Did you chuck his pillow off?
35:48Yeah.
35:49Guys, are we missing Hannah and Nico?
35:51Oh, I'm missing them.
35:53Yeah, we're missing them.
35:55Yeah, we're missing them.
35:55Yeah, we're missing them.
35:56Yeah, we're missing them.
35:57Yeah, we're missing them.
35:57Oh, feed me a grape out of your toe.
35:59Um, let me see if I can grab it.
36:02Do I even look sexy in this position?
36:03I feel like I don't.
36:04Not the whole thing.
36:06Yeah.
36:06Let me cover it.
36:07There we go.
36:08There we go.
36:12Wait, what else can I get you?
36:14I'll get you.
36:15No, I want a strawberry.
36:17No, you can get blueberry.
36:20Oh, my God.
36:21Can I get a foot?
36:22What's up?
36:23Look, we knew it was coming, and on the naughty scale it's not bad, and yet I need to be
36:28washed
36:29with totally water.
36:30Holy water.
36:31Holy.
36:32Well, that actually feels really good.
36:34I'm good.
36:34You are good at this.
36:36Practice?
36:36Makes perfect.
36:38Oh.
36:45Hi, everyone.
36:51I got lost once or twice.
36:55Mom's playing tricks on me.
36:57Dream of reality.
37:00Yeah.
37:01Yeah.
37:13Relax, cowboy.
37:15I didn't do anything.
37:16You just moved.
37:17Hi.
37:19oh that's sweet i'm just glad nico and hannah are happy
37:26they're happy right guys come on wait wait wait wait oh i've got a really good question
37:32yeah go would you have a box party yeah really yeah
37:39would you have a hens no why it's wrong why is it wrong like i don't want a male stripper
37:47that's why what's everyone in their impression that every box in hens needs to like be like
37:53loose as fuck yeah but like that's not that's the implications and like the the everyone's
37:59like a mentality of it is so wrong so you're gonna sit there and have a tea party with your
38:04mate no i was like if you don't trust your husband enough then why are you marrying him
38:13if you can't trust your husband at a box party you should not be getting married to him full stop
38:18period if my husband needs to have a box party and needs to celebrate our love with another
38:25naked woman it's not celebrating and he shouldn't be marrying me anyway no i don't like that concept
38:29no no no i'm so against that because at the end of the day you're celebrating what you want to
38:36be like
38:36okay i'm getting married this is my last chance to be single no that's not what a box party is
38:41so what's the difference right now right if you said oh like we're married and you said to me
38:47oh you're we're engaged or whatever and you're like oh yeah we're going two weeks to vegas with
38:51my friends to just we're just going to get a party we're going to like a hens blah blah
38:57guess you say we've been through it all i know so you'd let me go to vegas for my hens
39:04what's
39:04wrong with that to go party i'm not control leave i'm not control leave at all
39:14and think of it i've been cheated on i don't have trust issues like that
39:19yeah it's not the place or the venue or the people around because at the end of the day
39:23there's girls and boys everywhere you can end up finding a girl at a cafe
39:30it doesn't have it's a location and a place and a and a time has nothing to do with
39:35yeah but like at a cafe there's not a fucking naked girl they're doing a dildo show
39:44right in like a deep meaningful combo
39:57major buzzkill moon
40:14nico and hannah's night in the hideaway was supposed to be a romantic smooch fest
40:19but it's gone horribly wrong what happened bird i don't know dude but it's bad
40:26morning
40:27mom
40:28i'm gonna just keep doing my own thing i don't have to worry
40:36yeah i i i i i
40:39we're gonna go
40:40straight away
40:41yeah
40:43well i thought we could have chatted a bit
40:46we'll just
40:47i have a debrief
40:48we're out there
40:50i went into the hideaway so excited
40:52I was like, I get time alone with my man and, you know, bond further with Nico.
40:57But it kind of did the opposite.
41:04He got really, like, standoffish and didn't really let me speak at all.
41:10Sort of had to, like, sit there and be like, all right, whatever.
41:13Whatever you say, Nico.
41:15Like, men did not listen to my opinions or my feelings.
41:23Oh, I can't be bothered.
41:25Thank you everyone, everything.
41:27If he ever sees a chance of this working again, he will need to actually talk about our communication style.
41:35Because I'm not going to enter something with someone where I have to train them how to talk.
41:38Like, I'm not their mum.
41:39I'm not doing that.
41:42Morning.
41:42Morning.
41:45Nico.
41:46Why does he have three girls in the bed with him?
41:48Look at that player.
41:50What's happening?
41:57What's up, my boys?
41:59How'd you go?
42:00How are we?
42:02It should have been solved last night, but I just couldn't get there.
42:05So, not happy about it.
42:08How'd you go?
42:10Yeah, it was interesting.
42:11Interesting?
42:12Yeah.
42:13That sounds fun.
42:16Interesting.
42:18What does interesting mean?
42:20Interesting.
42:21Interesting is interesting.
42:22Now, while we love an awkward bedroom scene, we love a saucy driveway scene even more.
42:28And our super fans have just ordered a super sexy mullet.
42:33What's up?
42:33I'm Tommy.
42:34I'm from Gold Coast.
42:35I'm 24 and I'm sparky.
42:37So, when I get in there, there's going to be a couple of live wires.
42:44I think my best features are probably the mullet.
42:48Especially when it flaps in the wind.
42:50And then maybe my moe as well.
42:51All the girls in the front row.
42:54All the girls in the barricade.
42:56Known on TikTok.
42:58For eating eggs.
42:59Raw eggs.
43:00I don't have no whips and strings and you can't knock me down.
43:04Watch out, fellas.
43:05I'm coming hot.
43:06I got uno and dos.
43:09And I got two dozen eggs.
43:11So, what happens happens, baby.
43:13You know how it is.
43:14M-I-S-S-I-O-N-A-R-Y.
43:17He's sharp like barbed wire.
43:19She stole my heart.
43:20Then she got archived.
43:21I keep it short with a bitch.
43:23Lord, far quiet.
43:24All the girls in the front row.
43:25All the girls in the barricade.
43:28All the girls looking waiting all day.
43:30Let your tongue hang out.
43:31Fuck everything.
43:32Because I don't know whips and strings and you can't knock me down.
43:37She can't knock me down.
43:40Pinky approves.
43:41So, I approve.
43:43Oh, this deal is fucking sick.
43:48No!
43:55Oh, my God.
43:56Oh, my God.
43:57Islanders, the super fans have chosen the next bombshell to enter the villa.
44:02They were given the choice of three boys and it was a landslide.
44:06Girls, Tommy is waiting for you.
44:09Oh, my God.
44:11Oh, my God.
44:24This is the worst timing ever.
44:26Get a text.
44:27Tommy's outside.
44:29Girls are cheering beyond belief.
44:32I can't believe how much they cheered.
44:34It's like, damn, like, are we not good enough in here?
44:36I actually look like shit.
44:38Girls, I want the, I want the, like, excited list.
44:41Yeah.
44:42Is that this?
44:43Yeah.
44:44It's way too much energy.
44:46Come on.
44:47It was pretty, you know, it was pretty upsetting to see, especially Hannah running around.
44:51I was like, okay, fair enough.
44:53Like, we have one bad night and you're running around over another guy outside a rodeo.
44:56I go, that's pretty positive, you know?
44:59Um, don't like that.
45:00I actually saw that I was, yeah, I was thrown off.
45:02I'm pushing my boots off.
45:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
45:11Oh, my God.
45:13Oh, my God.
45:15Oh, my God.
45:16Oh, my God.
45:17What up, ladies?
45:18Oh, my God.
45:20Oh, my God.
45:20Yeah, yeah.
45:21Tommy, Mr. Tommy, you're giving me Aussie bloke.
45:25Got the mullet, got the moe, got the dirty run-down hat that has never probably been washed.
45:30Probably came here on his kangaroo, parked up at the end of the villa.
45:35Gang, gang.
45:36Gang, gang.
45:38Gang, gang.
45:39Gang? I'm not going to remember what her name is.
45:41Hi, I'm Bonnie.
45:43Gang, gang.
45:43Gang, gang.
45:45Gang, gang.
45:45Gang, gang, gang.
45:47On first impression, oh, they all caught the eye, but Mimi was, oh, gosh.
45:54It was like a damn.
45:56I felt like I'd just seen Prince for the first time.
45:59I love waking up in a man's just there.
46:02Yeah.
46:03Is that a mullet?
46:05That's a mullet.
46:06What's that accent?
46:07Are you American?
46:08I'm from the U.S.
46:08Nice.
46:10Thank you, superfans, for bringing Tommy to the villa.
46:14The single goddess is sending so much love to you guys.
46:19Fuck.
46:20Fuck yeah.
46:22Hey.
46:24What's going on?
46:25What up?
46:27Give us a minute.
46:29Okay.
46:29You're jacked.
46:30Okay.
46:32Okay.
46:32Do I look like a pencil right now?
46:33Yeah, how are you?
46:34What's happening?
46:34How are you?
46:35Yeah, good.
46:35I am a little bit worried he could be Em's type.
46:38I mean, like, he's a funny dude, so he's got a bit of a good personality.
46:41So, I mean, like, anything could happen.
46:43Like, I don't know.
46:44I really don't know.
46:45I feel like, out of anyone, I feel like I would probably be the most stressed in terms of looks
46:49-wise.
46:50I don't know if that's Em's type.
46:51I mean, she's always said to me, I like more scrawny guys.
46:53Your heart's really destroyed, isn't it?
46:55Yeah, but that's the vibe.
46:57Yeah.
46:57No, I love it.
46:58I want it.
46:58You should see the shirts I sleep in.
47:00It looks like they've been, like, eaten by moss.
47:02They're, like, really, like...
47:03Oh, okay.
47:04Yeah.
47:05Em's hot.
47:05You know, like, the tats, yeah.
47:10Oh, call me Darryl Braithway and take my breath away.
47:14She, yeah, she's something else.
47:16These guys are all jacked.
47:18I'm gonna look like a fucking garden hose next to you.
47:24It's banter.
47:26I can't.
47:26I'm here for it.
47:28Honestly, it's very refreshing having, like, a completely different boy in the villa.
47:35He's very, like, easy breezy going.
47:37Do you know what it is about Tommy that I like?
47:40Mandom hasn't got no ego like the rest of the boys.
47:43That's the difference.
47:54No, boy Tommy is not only a love bomb, but also a TikTok-ing Tom bomb.
48:00Yeah, he's the egg guy.
48:01He eats eggs on TikTok?
48:03Ooh, that's hot.
48:05I recognise Tommy.
48:06He eats eggs on TikTok and other weird items as well.
48:10So he's going to be a larrikin to have around the villa.
48:12He's definitely got a good sense of humour.
48:14No, you do look familiar.
48:15I've seen you eating eggs before on TikTok.
48:18That's me, baby.
48:19Hey, really?
48:20You eat an egg?
48:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:22That's you.
48:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:24What a better way to introduce him to the girls and, you know, introduce him to everyone.
48:28I went up and grabbed Emma a coffee and bought a little egg in my pocket.
48:33With love.
48:36My man.
48:38No, shut up.
48:39Don't do that.
48:40I'll pop my hair.
48:42I'll pop my hair.
48:43Wait, wait.
48:44What the hell is it?
48:45No, I can't.
48:47Ew.
48:47Oh, my God.
48:54Okay, I've never been more turned off in my life.
48:56That's not for me.
48:57Wait, and you're going to swallow that.
48:58And that's on Simon.
49:01Go, go, baby.
49:02Go, go, go.
49:03Wait, why do you do that?
49:05That's my thing.
49:06I must say, like, you're going to have to, like, go brush your teeth before you do any challenges here.
49:11I think Tommy was definitely trying to make an impression, but I think that egg trick would work on the
49:16boys, not the girls.
49:18I think he chose the wrong audience for that one.
49:20I was like, someone give me a bucket, please.
49:24Wait, do you enjoy that?
49:26Does it taste nice?
49:28Yeah, that tastes good.
49:29Tommy, Tommy, how did this happen?
49:30Like, did you just one day say, I can't be fucked to cook it.
49:33I'm just eating it the whole way.
49:34Yeah, because it's so much, like, quicker.
49:35You don't, like, fry a pan, the heater, whatever, like.
49:39Look at the mullet.
49:39So, eggs are good for your mullet.
49:42Really?
49:43The egg is the test.
49:45I call it an est or a teg, whatever.
49:48Teg sort of has a bit of ring, but I'm tegging, so I'm egg testing.
49:52You know, if I get the impression that they want to run somewhere, then how is this going to work?
49:59What are you looking for in a girl?
50:03Just anything, really.
50:04Whatever it was.
50:05Anything, really.
50:06You're not very specific.
50:08No.
50:08Do you know what you want?
50:10Well, like, there's more than one way to cook a potato, so it's, like.
50:14100%, but, like, what are some things that you would, like, think you would appreciate in a partner?
50:19Actually, actually, you know what's a big tick?
50:22If you, if one of you smacks an egg with me.
50:25I'll try a sip, but I don't want the show.
50:31Yeah, look, the egg is the test, and if I'm chunking on that thing, and they're still by my side,
50:37in excess, baby, we're on.
50:39When was your ex's birthday?
50:41I don't know.
50:42Fuck.
50:43Hang on.
50:43Ooh.
50:44I got this.
50:46Fourth of August.
50:48Leo?
50:49Oh, Leo.
50:50That's my dog's birthday.
50:51We need it.
50:52Leo what, DiCaprio?
50:53Who?
50:54Oh!
50:55No, babe, we're still on Star Sign.
50:57That is so real.
50:59He's so unique.
51:00Like, there's definitely only one Tommy in this world.
51:03I feel like I'm getting a true taste of Australia, which is what I came in here for.
51:07There is indeed only one Tommy, and the boys waste no time grilling an egg, eating man.
51:14So, you know our boy here, Tommy?
51:16What up, boy?
51:16So, yeah, tell us.
51:17What are you looking forward to the most you reckon in here, bro?
51:20This?
51:21Yeah.
51:22Meeting the blokes.
51:23Yeah.
51:24Meeting the blokes.
51:26Yeah, I think Tommy makes everybody laugh.
51:28Gang, gang, gang.
51:31Tommy can definitely turn heads with the personality.
51:34He is a good looking rooster as well.
51:36Let's talk about Tommy.
51:37I think he's actually so funny.
51:39I think he's so funny.
51:40I think he has really cute eyes.
51:42Yeah.
51:43I want to take the razor to his face, but, yeah, I think it's exactly what, you know,
51:49taste of Australia.
51:50Oh, my God.
51:51He's like Aussie, Aussie.
51:52That's what she was saying, yeah.
51:53He doesn't have a button in his hat.
51:54Oh, my God.
51:55So, like, literally.
51:56He's definitely nothing like what I've ever been with.
52:00I've actually never seen anybody.
52:02I don't even think I've met anyone like that.
52:04Okay.
52:04No.
52:05And he's not your typical, like, gym bitches, gym, eat, sleep, gym bitches type of guy,
52:11like the rest of these guys seem to be.
52:13So, I'm loving.
52:14I'm loving it.
52:15I love, like, his look, though.
52:18Like, that's nice for me.
52:19Yeah.
52:20Yeah.
52:20He's a skinny guy, too.
52:22I love a skinny guy.
52:23I'm curious if you're...
52:24Yeah.
52:25Little Zinthi.
52:26Yes.
52:26He's a friend, I love him.
52:27He's funny.
52:28And that's, like, my one thing.
52:29I'm like, I love funny guys.
52:31Yeah.
52:32Like, the more I laugh, the more I'm like, fuck.
52:34You know what I mean?
52:35The more I laugh, the more I get into bed.
52:36Xanthi, I think it's time you let Zinthi sweat a little bit.
52:39Make him sweat.
52:41Make him sweat.
52:48Make him sweat.
52:52There is no way I'm eating this.
52:54Just show the next time, T's.
52:57Next time.
52:59You need cheesed up crackers.
53:01Yes.
53:02So, who's the cheese and what's the cracker?
53:05Tommy cracks on.
53:07I need to suss which one of these cheeks is the vibe.
53:10I came here to, like, see what the Aussie men are like.
53:13Oh, cool, yeah.
53:14I'm getting the full experience.
53:15Well, you got one.
53:15Yeah, yeah.
53:16In the best way possible, he's one of the weirdest people I've ever met.
53:22And this fire pit.
53:24I'm not going to lie, guys.
53:25It's a bit of a mess.
53:27It's a cracker.
53:30By the time I leave the villa, everyone must be in a couple.
53:37Can I just have one second?
53:39Wow.
54:01In the best way possible, one of the weirdest people I've ever met.
54:05Cracking up.
54:07You beg for me back.
54:08Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
54:10And the villa.
54:11Everyone must be in a couple.
54:13Will be cracked.
54:14Wide open.
54:16Monday at 6 on 9 now and 8.30 on 9 go.
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