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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell him no.
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:53Boss?
07:57Quiet night out here.
07:58Yes, sir.
07:59Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He's still not out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure, it won't be long.
08:07Very good.
08:08I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10We've got perimeter for another hour.
08:25We're off.
09:03Mr. President?
09:06Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m.
09:08Just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:42I'll get it.
09:42Agent Carlons, come on in.
09:48No shoes off, please.
09:53I'm fucking with you.
09:54I'd just like to see what people will do.
09:56Got the last guy to sit on the floor.
09:59Want to have a seat?
10:04I assume you know why you're here?
10:08Um, I have a sense, sir.
10:10Can I get you water, soda, anything?
10:13I'm fine, sir.
10:15Want any booze? We got it all.
10:18No, thank you.
10:20Yeah, that was a test.
10:22Yes.
10:23You passed?
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25Can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job, you know?
10:29Of course.
10:32Well, I'm gonna have a drink.
10:34Little hair of the dog.
10:36Don't worry, this is not an everyday thing.
10:39We had quite a night last night.
10:41Congratulations, sir.
10:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:45The other guy literally had the IQ of a golden doodle.
10:48An incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle.
10:51I wouldn't say that's exactly my one shining moment.
10:56It's a college basketball reference.
10:59One shining moment?
11:00It's a song they play at the end of the tournament.
11:03Yes.
11:06All right.
11:07Card's on the table.
11:09I beat a golden doodle, so it looks like I got the gig for another four years until I get
11:13to retire somewhere beautiful
11:15and lie on a pool float the rest of my days.
11:17Now, keep in mind, I'll be an ex-president in just my early 50s,
11:21so I'm gonna find the biggest mansion I can,
11:24and I'm gonna fill it with the best booze and the best art available,
11:27and I'm gonna spend four to five decades on that pool float.
11:30Unless, of course, somebody shoots me first.
11:34I'm looking for someone to make sure I don't get shot
11:37so I can make it to that pool float.
11:39You follow?
11:40I follow.
11:44You got any questions for me?
11:47No, sir.
11:51Jesus Christ.
11:52This is like the worst first date I've ever had.
11:54Come on.
11:55Ask me a question, will you?
12:00Why the change, sir?
12:03I know Agent Monroe.
12:04He's as good as it gets.
12:05He's a bore.
12:06And he's old.
12:08If my lead agent isn't gonna be fun to be around,
12:10I'd like to at least know he can lift heavy stuff.
12:16Look, I'm looking for someone to be by my side for the next four years
12:19and potentially into my pool float years.
12:22As you know, they let us keep light protection
12:23even after we leave the big house.
12:26They gave me a list and a batch of names.
12:28I looked at that list and a batch of names.
12:31I asked to meet with you.
12:36Why, sir?
12:37Why did you ask to meet with me?
12:39That's a great question, Agent Collins.
12:40I'm so happy you asked.
12:43I promise this is not a regular thing.
12:46Well, in answer to the question that you didn't ask,
12:52I hear you're the best of the best.
12:54I feel pretty confident you can lift heavy stuff
12:57and it doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:01I'm supposed to be a Southern progressive,
13:02but I got a bunch of white guys surrounding me everywhere I go.
13:06So I'm here because I'm black?
13:09You're here because you're good.
13:11And the other guy was boring and old.
13:14It just doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:18Does my directness bother you?
13:20No, sir.
13:23But...
13:25No, sir.
13:28There was a but.
13:30I just wonder if having a black man guarding you
13:32is really the progressive visual you think it is.
13:35That's a fair point.
13:38Well, my Secretary of State
13:39and my Secretary of Defense are also black.
13:43But they don't stand next to me when I kiss babies.
13:47So...
13:50Agent Collins,
13:52I went from being one of the richest men in the world
13:54to a one-term, now two-term president
13:57almost overnight.
13:58I drink whiskey in the middle of the Oval Office.
14:01And I'm up front about telling a potential new lead agent
14:03that part of the reason he's appealing to me
14:05is the color of his skin.
14:06I did not get here by doing things by the book.
14:10I couldn't tell you who the eighth vice president
14:12of the United States was,
14:13and I'm not really sure where Syria is on a map.
14:17But people seem to like me.
14:20And leaders of other countries seem to trust me.
14:24The world is 19 times more fucked
14:27than anyone realizes.
14:31And if someone's gonna sit in that chair
14:33and do the unthinkable,
14:33I consider myself a reasonable and decent human being
14:36who will try to do the right thing.
14:40Hopefully that's someone you wouldn't mind
14:41taking a bullet for
14:43if this thing goes your way.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:53Okie dokie.
14:55Thank you for coming in.
14:57We will be in touch.
15:06Southwestern Asia, sir.
15:08I'm sorry?
15:09Syria.
15:10It's in Southwest Asia
15:12on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea.
15:15No shit.
15:16Huh.
15:18And the eighth vice president?
15:20Martin Van Buren.
15:23Obviously I knew that.
15:25It's a test.
15:26You know, like with a whiskey.
15:28Of course, sir.
15:29Marsha, could you inform the cabinet
15:31that Syria is not in Canada?
15:33You've been getting it wrong this whole time.
15:36I'm the funniest president.
15:38Yeah.
15:43Hmm.
15:50Hmm?
15:59The End
16:58All good up there, boss?
17:02Yeah, uh, no. Hang on, I need a second.
17:08Sir?
17:11Jane, I need you to lock down and sweep the residence. No one in, no one out.
17:17What's going on?
17:18Just give me a minute.
17:24Jane, who's in the bay right now?
17:26Garcia.
17:27Garcia, okay, good.
17:29Sir, if we're locking down, shouldn't I be alerting Robinson?
17:31No, not yet.
17:33But protocol says...
17:33Jane, I need you to quietly lock this place down for the next 30 minutes without asking any more questions.
17:40Only person allowed upstairs is Billy.
17:44Billy's not here, remember?
17:46He will be.
17:47Copy that.
17:49You're freaking me out a little bit, boss.
17:51Copy that. 30 minutes.
17:58Aiden Collins.
17:59Yes, sir.
18:01Enjoying your first week with us so far?
18:03Yes, sir. Thank you.
18:06Okay, okay. That's good to hear.
18:09That's very good to hear.
18:14You're married, right?
18:16Yes, sir.
18:17I noticed a ring.
18:20You got kids?
18:22Yes, sir. A girl named Presley and a boy named James.
18:27Presley?
18:28My wife's from Memphis. Couldn't be stopped.
18:34You gonna have any more?
18:36No, sir.
18:38I'd love to, but...
18:41No, sir.
18:47Well, I'm relatively confident...
18:50...that the First Lady voted for the other guy last week.
18:55If true, I imagine that's the first time in history
18:59that a sitting First Lady voted against her own husband.
19:04Yeah.
19:07Not the biggest fan of mine, at least.
19:09My wife.
19:15You don't approve?
19:17Those things will kill you.
19:20Yeah, well...
19:23I can get in line.
19:27She will take the kid...
19:30...and leave me the second I'm out of office.
19:36How come your wife doesn't want more kids, huh?
19:39For the first two lemons?
19:42You a shit father? What's the deal?
19:46Come on, man.
19:47Come on, man.
19:47I'm sad. I'm tipsy.
19:48I could use a story.
19:53It's not much of a story, sir.
19:56My wife, Terry, she's a scientist.
20:00We met when I was at the Academy,
20:01and she wants to focus on her career now.
20:05She's starting a new project in Atlanta,
20:07and she'll have to travel, so...
20:10We're stopping at two.
20:12They keep us plenty busy as is.
20:17Hey.
20:19No, thank you.
20:22He passes again.
20:27Well, I'll save you for what it's worth.
20:29You're probably better off not having any more kids.
20:35Smart move right now.
20:40Definitely a very...
20:42...very smart move.
20:46Not sure I understand, sir.
20:48That'll be all, Agent Collins.
20:51Yes, sir.
21:20You should better be good, boss.
21:23I need you back at the residence now.
21:26X, I'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment.
21:29Billy.
21:30Christian Laidner.
21:34I've got to stop 30 minutes before Jane has to call it in,
21:36but when she does, Robinson won't let me within a mile of this place.
21:41It's bad, Billy.
21:43It's really bad, and I need you here five minutes ago.
21:46Copy you. I'm on my way.
21:47Billy, if you step into this thing with me,
21:49you could be entering a world of hurt.
21:50Promise.
21:52Five minutes ago. Move.
21:54House all clear. All non-essentials are out.
21:56Study? Guesthouse?
21:57Secured. Sorry.
21:58I need five with Garcia.
22:06Mike.
22:07Hey, what's good, boss?
22:09Jane says we're on lockdown. It's not lockdown. What's the deal?
22:11I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:14Oh, yeah. Sure thing. Give me a sec.
22:19By the way, I don't know what you heard, but I didn't make soup.
22:22I made pozole. My stuff's legit.
22:24Billy has a stomach like a 14-year-old Amish girl. That's his...
22:27Hey, Mike. I need you to focus.
22:29Okay. We're up.
22:31Take me through Wildcats Day. Anything regular?
22:35Abnormally early wake-up and work-out.
22:36Well, long work-out, actually.
22:39Then, he got out of his bathroom for the first time in a week.
22:42Spent the morning making pasta for his son for dinner.
22:45Made the pasta by hand, by the way.
22:48Had coffee with Sinatra in the afternoon, back patio.
22:54You were the agent on duty. You know all this.
22:58What?
22:59Say it to my face.
23:01I want to see what it looks like when you have balls.
23:04Sir.
23:06It's fine.
23:08We're fine.
23:16And that's it?
23:18Anyone out of the ordinary on the premises?
23:20Nope.
23:22Gardner's, us, the usual.
23:24Kid bailed on him for dinner.
23:26Stayed home with his mom.
23:28Poor guy.
23:28Had his scarf down dinner for two by himself.
23:31Oh, but on the bride's side,
23:33you-know-who made her daily happy hour appearance.
23:37Wait, rewind that for me.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:43Freeze it.
23:45A little bigger.
23:49A little more.
23:53Okay.
23:56She left, and he took two long pours downstairs for drinks with the old man.
24:02Daddy Warbucks returned to the guest house at 9.30,
24:05and our hero took a third long pour up to bed.
24:09Door was sealed at 10.04.
24:11Last person to see him was...
24:27You guys shot the shit there for a while, huh?
24:32That dude has said four words to me since I got down here.
24:36Well, I guess you earned it.
24:42Mr. President!
24:42Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:45Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience, Betsy.
24:47I know you missed me.
24:48Why don't you kick us off?
24:50Regarding yesterday's explosive New York Times report about recent revelations in Colorado...
24:54I have no comment on that.
24:55I do respect, but isn't some comment required, sir?
24:58There's wild speculation about what people are seeing there.
25:00And protests are already forming across the country.
25:03Yes, and I'm sure the Internet's doing a fine job at, uh, feeding that fire without...
25:08Now, what I would like to speak about is a nice job in New York Times report...
25:12One month since my re-election, it's now at 40,000...
25:17Now, we've got to gather, and we've got to clean it up.
25:22The market index is now up over the 19% of this count.
25:26Warby!
25:27No!
25:28No!
25:29The world deserves it now!
25:31The world deserves it now!
25:33The world deserves it now!
25:33The world deserves it now!
25:35The world deserves it now!
25:37The world deserves it now!
25:41Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit?
25:45No, I'm fine.
25:46No, you're hit.
25:47Let me see.
25:48No, hey, I'm fine.
25:49Look at me.
25:51It's you.
25:52It's your blood.
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01Agent Collins!
26:02You're not here?
26:03Agent Collins!
26:04No, you're not here.
26:05No.
26:20Oh.
26:22Sir.
26:24Take it easy.
26:27Sir.
26:30Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy.
26:32You just got a... Hey.
26:33You just got a surgery.
26:35Sir.
26:35Your wife's on the way.
26:37I'm sorry.
26:37Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy.
26:37Had trouble reaching her. Are you all right?
26:39I'm fine.
26:42You tackle like a high school sophomore,
26:44by the way.
26:46Or I'll admit,
26:49when I saw all that blood,
26:50I thought I'd been Christian Laettner.
26:54Oh, don't do this to me.
26:55Christian Laettner, Duke.
26:57He made the most famous college basketball shot
26:59of all time against us in the tournament.
27:02Single-handedly killed me
27:04and every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day.
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Laettner'd.
27:12But then, uh...
27:17That was a hell of a blocked shot,
27:19Agent Collins.
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know.
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors?
27:40Well, well, well. Look at you.
27:44Good for you, Xavier.
27:46You're kind of funny when you're wounded.
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me. I had a shot you weeks ago.
27:51No, no, no, no, no.
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls.
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way.
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over,
28:11but, uh...
28:12They tell me you'll make a full recovery.
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:17Some asshole with a 3-D printer.
28:19But we got him.
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my physical.
28:23No, no, no, no. Take a few weeks. Paid leave.
28:26It's not necessary, sir.
28:27That's an order.
28:27Don't make me do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day.
28:34Although, um...
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back.
28:39About the future.
28:41Yes, sir. Of course.
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient.
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame.
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
29:21I'll just leave it there.
29:22Holy fuck.
29:25X, you gotta call this in, man.
29:35Safe was empty.
29:36It's gone.
29:38No.
29:39Gone.
29:40Someone had to know a lot.
29:42Someone had to have a lot of access.
29:44In a few minutes, I have to tell Jane to call this in,
29:47then we lose control of the whole scene.
29:48Hey.
29:49I need you to walk the entire property right now.
29:52Balcony door is open.
29:53You saw the blood?
29:54Check the yard below.
29:56No photos.
29:57No notes.
29:58No snapshots of everything.
30:00It's the little things.
30:01Little things gonna matter here, Billy.
30:02Copy?
30:03Copy.
30:04Go.
30:05AC, go.
30:07Yeah.
30:22We're seeing it for Collins.
30:25Go ahead.
30:26I got something, sir.
30:29On my way.
30:51Billy.
30:53What the hell is going on?
30:55Hold on.
30:59Billy.
30:59I got something.
31:27Hey.
31:30hey what's going on this is a real lockdown beats me nobody tells me shit
31:37all right let's go
31:47what do you got check it out you chat with the president till just after 10 p.m.
31:55bedroom door closes at 10 4. you secure the downstairs and are relieved by billy at 10 32.
32:01night of top-notch billy pace security ensues
32:08yeah the problem is my food not that he eats like a filthy animal like yeah
32:14anyway billy does his rounds but mainly
32:22so it even took an hour and a half power nap look at him dead to the world this is
32:27what you want to
32:27show me hang on check out the large glass picture frame behind him see the reflection from the tv
32:33you can see movement from the screen but watch now it freezes if someone paused the tv but he didn't
32:41pause the tv so i checked the other cameras and that's when i realized that from 10 42 until 12
32:4613
32:47all security cameras were offline frozen on the last image
32:50no one noticed because no one else was in the house except billy and he was dead to the world
32:54on that
32:54couch exactly at 12 13 cameras come back online see that mm-hmm a minute later billy wakes up
33:02an hour later i show up for my shift with fresh coffee but for all we know anyone could have
33:07ended
33:07or exited during my window yeah and no one in control would have noticed especially if they were
33:12a little young and a little inexperienced who was in there last night at that time jane
33:24hey i'm serious what the is going on leave it be for a second please but jane you need to
33:29be really
33:29calm right now everything's gonna be looked at from here on out
33:36i need you to trust me okay okay jay
33:49we're officially under lockdown call it in wildcat is down it's a code red
33:58call it in jay our people only now yes sir
34:10i'm calling you
34:25what's happening
34:35please stop stopping me from getting into the house i get to know what's going on with my
34:39husband
34:55is
34:56is it cal
34:58Oh, no, no, no, no!
35:02Is it Cal? Let me in, goddammit, Sam!
35:06Site secure, ma'am. I was going to start interviews.
35:08Yes. Please let me know whatever you find out.
35:11Where is he?
35:12Cal!
35:15Where is my son?
35:16Hey. Why don't we go in the other room?
35:19Let's go in the other room.
35:20Well, I want to see Cal.
35:21Come with me.
35:29Mr. Brady, Mr. Garcia as well.
35:32Mr. Collins?
35:42Yes, sir.
35:55As we said before, Agent Collins, this line of questioning is merely a formality, given you were the last one
36:00to see him alive.
36:02And again, for the record, you noticed nothing unusual when he turned in last night?
36:09No. Just another night.
36:15Did you speak to him?
36:18I was wondering where you were, Agent Robinson.
36:22Oh, I'm right here, Agent Collins.
36:30What did you speak to him about last night?
36:37Oh!
36:42So concludes another day in paradise.
36:45Hey.
36:47It's another day.
36:49For you and me.
36:52In paradise.
36:53Oh, I'm feeling that!
36:55Hang on.
36:56Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
36:59Hang on, hang on.
37:00Another day.
37:01For you and me.
37:02You and me.
37:04Listening party?
37:05Will that be all?
37:07You're lost.
37:11Boo.
37:17Think about it.
37:23Oh!
37:25See you twice.
37:28Listen, darling, you and me, pal.
37:36A little light bedtime reading?
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37:45Come and get it.
37:45Got the news of the world.
37:53Have a drink with me, Xavier Christ.
37:57We don't talk anymore.
37:59No, thank you.
38:01Sir.
38:04I can't remember exactly when it was
38:07when you stopped calling me, sir.
38:09Do you?
38:13Oh, for Christ's sake, speak your mind.
38:16You don't want me to speak my mind, sir.
38:19Sir.
38:26Oh!
38:28Think twice.
38:32Well, then...
38:35I don't know what else there is to say.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
38:51Hey, look.
38:52Hey.
38:53You're not wrong, Xavier.
38:55What's in here will definitely kill me.
39:00That'll be all, Agent Collins.
39:07Xavier.
39:16Will you ever be able to forgive me for what happened?
39:21Bring him in.
39:35Agent Collins, welcome back.
39:38Don't speak if you don't have to.
39:41Have a seat.
39:49Agent Collins, you're about to be entrusted with top-secret national security information.
39:53The President has cleared you at the highest level.
39:56Should you wish to proceed, you will be one of the few hundred people in the world
39:59privy to this information at this stage.
40:02Agent Collins, do you wish to proceed?
40:08The President tells me you have children?
40:11Yes, ma'am. That's correct.
40:14You're gonna want to hear this.
40:22Okay.
40:25The tablet within this box contains all information and data related to a highly classified project.
40:30It's a fancy way of saying that's the most important box in the world.
40:36I assume you're aware of what's going on in Colorado?
40:41Will I ever be able to forgive you for what happened?
41:03My kids' names were a big deal to my wife.
41:08Presley was pretty much set in stone from go, but for our second kid, our son.
41:15Every night of that pregnancy, she would try out a different name.
41:20and then one day
41:23she was about eight months pregnant
41:24could hardly walk anymore
41:26we were in this bookstore
41:28together and she saw it
41:31James
41:32and the Giant Peach
41:43and that was it
41:46she had found our boy's name
41:51she read the book to her belly
41:53every night for the rest of her pregnancy
41:55she became obsessed
41:57with that damn book
41:59and then
42:03you know after she
42:08well I guess
42:09I became obsessed with it too
42:15yeah
42:16I'm pretty much an expert
42:18on James and the Giant Peach right now
42:21it was written by Roald Dahl
42:23and originally
42:24it wasn't going to be about a peach
42:27it was going to be about a cherry
42:30but Dahl changed it
42:32because he thought that
42:33peaches were squishier
42:39strange isn't it
42:40book could have been called
42:41James and the Giant Cherry
42:51sometimes I lie in bed
42:52staring at the ceiling
42:54wondering if my wife
42:55would have wanted to name our son
42:57James
42:57if the book were about
42:58a giant cherry
42:59and not a giant peach
43:04but I'll never know
43:08obviously
43:09I can't ask her
43:16I know
43:17stop
43:23you want to know
43:24if I'll forgive you
43:27I'll forgive you
43:28when I can sleep again
43:32and I'll sleep again
43:33when you're dead
43:37she calls out to the man
43:40on the street
43:42sir can you help me
43:47it's cold and I've nowhere to sleep
43:51is there somewhere you can tell me
43:58he walks on
44:01doesn't look back
44:03he pretends he can't hear her
44:07starts to whistle
44:10as he crosses the street
44:13seems embarrassed to be there
44:17oh
44:19think twice
44:22cause it's another day
44:25for you and me
44:26in paradise
44:27oh
44:29think twice
44:31cause it's another day
44:34for you
44:35you and me
44:37in paradise
44:38nice
44:39nice
44:41move
44:52you
44:54you
44:55you
45:18We cannot devote specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive
45:23catastrophe that could cause an extinction level of entry humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado.
45:33When completed, it may be our only chance, the world's largest underground city.
46:03It may be our only chance, the world's largest underground city.
46:26We'll see you next time.
47:00We'll see you next time.
47:29We'll see you then.
47:49We'll see you then.
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