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00:00:22Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Allie Silver
00:00:25Once I found a daisy and I played a simple game.
00:00:28I picked up all the pedals. It didn't look the same. Loves Me, Loves Me Not.
00:00:34Was it really worth the sound to see all the little pedals like teardrops on the ground?
00:00:44Loves me not.
00:00:56Let me get this one. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
00:01:03Okay. Do you trust me?
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:08Yeah? Okay. Open your eyes.
00:01:15I must meet your decorator.
00:01:31Uh, Anna. My thing is closed, though.
00:01:35Well, we can't have that, can we?
00:01:39No.
00:01:39Yeah.
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55Yeah.
00:01:57Mm-m-m-m-m-m-m.
00:03:00What's that on your windshield?
00:03:15I have no idea how that got there.
00:03:18Aww.
00:03:21See you tonight.
00:03:49Hi.
00:03:51Hi, Mom.
00:03:51It's me.
00:03:52How are you?
00:03:54I was just calling to say hi, but I also wanted to tell you that I spent another day with
00:03:58that
00:03:58guy I was telling you about, and I think this one's a keeper.
00:04:02I love you.
00:04:07He loves me.
00:04:08He loves me.
00:04:13He loves me.
00:04:16He loves me.
00:04:19Loves me. Loves me not.
00:04:24Loves me. Loves me not.
00:04:29Loves me, loves me not. Loves me, loves me not. Loves me, loves me not.
00:04:44Give me the tennis bracelet. Loves me.
00:04:51Anyone in particular?
00:04:55Oh, let's go, oh. Loves me not.
00:04:59Come on, oh. Oh, shit, shit. Loves me.
00:05:07No, no, it's not.
00:05:13Loves me not.
00:05:34Loves me.
00:05:48Fly away with me. Take you high. Sorry.
00:05:56See you smile. It's my only dream.
00:06:04Staring out into the sea. Waves come crashing up to me.
00:06:13My toes slip into the sand. Dream that I'm with you.
00:06:20Staring out into the sea. Waves come crashing up to me.
00:06:29Take you high. Sorry.
00:06:30My toes slip into the sand. Dream that I'm with you.
00:06:54Taring out into the sea. Tee high.
00:07:01Tee high. Sorry.
00:07:02My toes slip into the sand. Dream that I'm with you.
00:07:22Your name was in his cell phone and photos that led me to believe that you were his girlfriend.
00:07:27So I'm going to have to ask you for whatever gifts he gave you to match them against police reports
00:07:32of stolen items.
00:07:33Don't worry, you're not going to get into any trouble.
00:07:36Also, you want to check your credit cards because he had a rap sheet that included fraud and identity theft.
00:07:42I just wish life would behave itself. And men.
00:07:45I don't have a rap sheet.
00:07:48Excuse me?
00:07:51You're sweet. And you deserve better.
00:07:55Have you ever thought about dating a police detective?
00:07:59You're asking me this now?
00:08:01I admit it's bad timing, but if I could have your number after a couple of weeks, maybe a cup
00:08:07of coffee.
00:08:07How do you know I wasn't Bonnie to his Clyde?
00:08:09It's what I do for a living.
00:08:13Well, you already have my number on the cell phone and the pictures.
00:08:20Don't delete the ones you're thinking of.
00:08:23Thanks.
00:08:26Babe, I got you on 911 and came as fast as I could.
00:08:28Run for us. Run guy is dead.
00:08:30What?
00:08:31He got shot.
00:08:32Eighteen times.
00:08:34One shot missed.
00:08:35Holy fuck.
00:08:36I'm cursed.
00:08:37You're not cursed.
00:08:38I ignore that little red flag voice because when we met, we were innocent kids.
00:08:42It felt like nine-year-old Allie finally got a keeper.
00:08:44Come on, Allie.
00:08:46You find Brock on Facebook and what, a month later you're going through Brides' magazines?
00:08:50You were firebeddy capping all that bullcrapper.
00:08:53You should know how to navigate this parade of men.
00:08:55Charade of men.
00:08:56You will do better.
00:08:58I know it.
00:08:59You're just saying not to be nice.
00:09:00Does that sound like me?
00:09:02Do you realize that there are days I wish I was in your shoes?
00:09:06Mine.
00:09:07Yes, even though you're a hot mess.
00:09:09My picker's just broken.
00:09:11You have freedom, I suppose.
00:09:14Thanks for not saying I told you so.
00:09:17So you do remember.
00:09:18After the first time you met him, you said run like he's a house on fire.
00:09:21But he wasn't a house on fire.
00:09:22He was more like a candy store on fire.
00:09:25You know you should flee, but it's just, it smells too good.
00:09:30Sorry, bestie.
00:09:31I love you, Veronica.
00:09:34So, I guess run for his run guy is dead guy now?
00:09:40Too soon?
00:09:43I'm sorry.
00:09:44Come here.
00:09:49You're supposed to be surfing tonight.
00:10:05Just wanted you not to run.
00:10:10Now time has come.
00:10:13Face it.
00:10:14We are what we've become
00:10:17Septic Shop
00:10:19That's what I really want
00:10:22Septic Shop
00:10:24That's what I want
00:10:26Septic Shop
00:10:28That's what I really want
00:10:30Septic Shop
00:10:32That's what I want
00:10:35I haven't discussed this before
00:10:37because if I start from the beginning
00:10:39it'll take frickin' forever
00:10:41Remember, we're working on naming our feelings
00:10:44about our problem
00:10:45like we've done before
00:10:46in single words
00:10:51Humiliated
00:10:53Unlovable
00:10:56Worthless
00:10:56Let's start with humiliated
00:11:00It involves Dylan
00:11:02Dylan from our group?
00:11:04We used to go out
00:11:06but I wouldn't go all the way like the others
00:11:10I'd let him do everything else
00:11:11but
00:11:12then he stopped hanging out with me
00:11:14and
00:11:14told me I was a cock tease
00:11:19Come to find out
00:11:20he's actually been throwing shade on me
00:11:21about certain private parts
00:11:25Do you want to know what he's been saying?
00:11:28Only if you think it's important
00:11:30I want to say it
00:11:34He's been telling people
00:11:35that I have really long lips
00:11:40Oh
00:11:42They call me Lily Long Lips
00:11:45I have no control
00:11:46over what it looks like
00:11:48Of course not
00:11:50And it's bull anyway
00:11:52We all come in different shapes and sizes
00:11:54Seriously
00:11:55There's no right or wrong
00:11:56when it comes to private parts
00:11:59I read about this operation online
00:12:02Labioplasty
00:12:04The important thing to think about
00:12:06is to avoid anyone
00:12:07who would shame you over anything
00:12:12Do you want to know the really
00:12:14messed up thing?
00:12:16The thing I want most to happen now?
00:12:19What's that?
00:12:21I want to fuck Dylan
00:12:24and I want him to love it
00:12:28Many of us will pick the worst ways
00:12:30to feel loved
00:12:32Desired
00:12:33Worthy
00:12:35Now I want you to read this out loud every day
00:12:38I love and accept myself
00:12:42Where I am right now
00:12:47I am safe
00:12:51I want you to read it
00:12:53And practice believing it
00:12:56And I'll see you on Wednesday
00:13:02You know
00:13:03I wish I could be just like you
00:13:06Miss Silver
00:13:08You really have your act together
00:13:09Thank you
00:13:16Meet the denizens
00:13:17of the Sandpiper Apartment Complex
00:13:19in Malibu
00:13:20Trust fund babies
00:13:21Models
00:13:22Alcoholics
00:13:23The lost people
00:13:24Everyone looks toned
00:13:26Tanned
00:13:27And deceptively healthy
00:13:28But I loved him
00:13:30He was so sweet
00:13:33Should have known
00:13:34he wasn't a bond trader
00:13:35He couldn't figure out
00:13:36the tip of the restaurant
00:13:37He figured out
00:13:38how to max out your visa
00:13:40Fashion show
00:13:42Watch out
00:13:43When are you
00:13:44reigning
00:13:44or not Russian
00:13:45You're enforcing
00:13:46Everyone
00:13:48I've had an epiphany
00:13:50From this day forward
00:13:52I am done
00:13:53with all men
00:13:54Being you the chick
00:13:55I'd probably end up
00:13:57with a nightmare like you
00:13:58I love you too
00:14:00my green-eyed angel
00:14:01I'm serious
00:14:02abstinence
00:14:03from this day forward
00:14:04There's a Persian saying
00:14:06Of course there is
00:14:08You don't quit drinking water
00:14:10because a glass
00:14:11once broke
00:14:12You already know
00:14:13what I think
00:14:14He's the nice guy
00:14:15Ugh, too nice
00:14:16But I thought you said
00:14:17he was good in bed
00:14:18That was stalker guy
00:14:19number two
00:14:19not buying that horse again
00:14:21Nice guy had sex
00:14:23with about as much
00:14:24improvisation
00:14:25as the formula
00:14:25for the isosceles triangle
00:14:28But Finnegan begin again
00:14:29I saw him in Us magazine
00:14:31around house
00:14:31kicking his own father
00:14:33in the nuts
00:14:33But I saw him
00:14:34in Tanzina
00:14:35he was clean and sober
00:14:36I doubt that
00:14:37All those years
00:14:38in and out of rehab
00:14:39Plus, you know
00:14:40how shitty he treated me
00:14:41Who is Finnegan?
00:14:42He divergenized Allie
00:14:44You think there'll be vodka
00:14:45under the bridge by now
00:14:46Some rotten experiences
00:14:48you carry with you forever
00:14:49Life's not fair
00:14:51Women can fake orgasms
00:14:53but men can fake love
00:14:54Poor me
00:14:56Poor you
00:14:56Pour her a drink
00:15:03There goes another
00:15:04Bantana!
00:15:10Yes
00:15:12Oh shit
00:15:13I'm not a narf loser
00:15:15We just assumed
00:15:17you didn't want to partake
00:15:18Well sorry dude
00:15:19You want them both?
00:15:22I'm good
00:15:23I'm in
00:15:24Me too
00:15:26Righty or lefty?
00:15:27Righty
00:15:31There you go
00:15:33Boom
00:15:35Boom
00:15:42Allie
00:15:43Yes
00:15:44Trust fund baby
00:15:45whose first words
00:15:45were room service
00:15:47Stop bottom beating
00:15:49and give Mr. Nice Guy
00:15:50another shot
00:15:50Have you been
00:15:51banging him?
00:15:52Not since I've been
00:15:53seeing dead guy
00:15:55Rest in peace
00:15:56Wake up Allie
00:15:57You're running out of runway
00:15:59and he's nice guy
00:16:07When I forage for my food
00:16:08it allows me to focus
00:16:10on flavor and ideas
00:16:13It's a reconnection
00:16:14to the world that existed
00:16:15before we got
00:16:16a little too fast
00:16:20In a really superficial world
00:16:22it's hard to get
00:16:23something that's real
00:16:25So Instagramable
00:16:27You can't have that
00:16:28level of uniqueness
00:16:28and flavor
00:16:29unless you diversify
00:16:30what you're using
00:16:31I'm all for diversity
00:16:37Get out so good
00:16:40Mmm
00:16:44Want more?
00:16:45Yeah
00:16:55Allie
00:16:55I'm not sure why
00:16:56you shut me out
00:16:57but I really missed you
00:17:00I missed you too
00:17:01I'm glad I called
00:17:03How about you move in with me?
00:17:06Whoa
00:17:06Nellie
00:17:07I know
00:17:08I know it's fast
00:17:09but you would love it here
00:17:12Right from the first time
00:17:13we met
00:17:13at that foster home fundraiser
00:17:15you said that
00:17:16being a mom
00:17:17was your greatest hope
00:17:18My specific hope
00:17:19was to be a parent
00:17:20to a child
00:17:21who needed a home
00:17:22I figured if you're
00:17:24okay to fostering
00:17:25you'd be open
00:17:25to the whole
00:17:26nuclear thing as well
00:17:27I think we're getting
00:17:28ahead of ourselves
00:17:29cart before the horse
00:17:31and all that
00:17:31Listen
00:17:32if you didn't like
00:17:33living here
00:17:33you could always leave
00:17:35No drama
00:17:38Baby
00:17:40when it comes to you
00:17:43I'm all in
00:17:48So what do you say
00:17:49we get all in
00:17:50the pool?
00:17:52Charming
00:17:53sidewalks
00:17:55It's beckoning
00:17:56Oh is it
00:17:57now?
00:18:15I have a surprise for you
00:18:18Something that I hope
00:18:19will turn you on
00:18:22I always thought
00:18:23that maybe you felt
00:18:24I was uptight in bed
00:18:24No Jake
00:18:26Not at all
00:18:28And we need to be
00:18:29more adventurous
00:18:30together
00:18:32Meaning?
00:18:34I think it's time
00:18:35to explore our fantasies
00:18:38I asked someone
00:18:39to come over
00:18:41There's no romantic
00:18:42connection
00:18:43So if you're interested
00:18:44while her chair
00:18:46didn't predict
00:18:47for once
00:18:50When the hedges
00:18:51get trimmed
00:18:52the tree
00:18:53spans
00:18:53smaller
00:19:04And here she is
00:19:05right now
00:19:06Allie
00:19:06this is Yasmin
00:19:07Yasmin Allie
00:19:08My pleasure
00:19:14Why don't you
00:19:16join us
00:19:17in the locker
00:19:33And there it is
00:19:35You did say
00:19:36you're all
00:19:37for diversity
00:19:54Hey
00:19:55I'm so sorry
00:19:57I should have told you
00:19:58before I sprang that
00:19:58on you
00:19:59You think?
00:20:01I wanted to be real
00:20:01with you
00:20:02It doesn't mean
00:20:03I'm gay
00:20:04Not to say
00:20:05anything wrong
00:20:05with it
00:20:06I just think
00:20:07I need some time
00:20:08to wrap my hands
00:20:08Don't let this
00:20:09change things
00:20:09between us
00:20:12Oh I got another
00:20:13call
00:20:13I got a
00:20:13Hey
00:20:14Will you still
00:20:14think about
00:20:14moving it?
00:20:16Ah
00:20:17Shit
00:20:18Hello?
00:20:19Hi
00:20:19This is Chris
00:20:21Purley
00:20:22Detective Purley
00:20:23from the
00:20:24from the whole
00:20:24shooting thing
00:20:25You said
00:20:26I could give you
00:20:27a call
00:20:28Is this a bad time?
00:20:318-year-old Margaret
00:20:32needs the stability
00:20:33and love
00:20:34of a forever
00:20:35family
00:20:35In today's
00:20:37Foster Fridays
00:20:37we meet
00:20:38this resilient
00:20:39girl
00:20:45Dylan
00:20:46Hi
00:20:47Miss Silver
00:20:48Hi
00:20:48I just wanted
00:20:49to make sure
00:20:50you were handling
00:20:50this well
00:20:51What?
00:20:52You know
00:20:53the talk
00:20:54It can be hard
00:20:55hearing about
00:20:56things that are
00:20:56beyond your control
00:20:57What are you
00:20:58talking about?
00:21:00That they're
00:21:00calling anything
00:21:01unusually small
00:21:02a Dylan dick
00:21:04High schoolers
00:21:05can be so mean
00:21:06If you want to
00:21:07talk about it
00:21:07the door's
00:21:08always open
00:21:09being late
00:21:09Ohged
00:21:09Oh
00:21:10Oh
00:21:20Oh
00:21:21Oh
00:21:23What?
00:21:24Oh
00:21:25Oh
00:21:25Oh
00:21:25Oh
00:21:39Miss Silver.
00:21:42Finnegan.
00:21:44I knew you'd still be in Malibu.
00:21:46You don't look surprised or pleased.
00:21:52Can I come in?
00:21:56Please?
00:22:01They let you have animals in rehab?
00:22:05I'm in outpatient sober living now.
00:22:09The dog's for you.
00:22:09I'm allergic.
00:22:11Oh, I guess I'll keep it for myself.
00:22:19So, maybe you read that my dad and me were in jail together for assaulting each other?
00:22:25I made a scene something about it in the rags at the checkout line.
00:22:28What a perfect Thanksgiving that was.
00:22:32That's when you'd spend Thanksgiving behind bars.
00:22:35Good to know.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:39Allie, uh...
00:22:41This is the longest that I've been sober.
00:22:44I've gone through most of the steps, and you are on my amends list.
00:22:48About time.
00:22:49Why do so many of my exes wind up in rehab but never make amends to me?
00:22:53I'm trying to now.
00:22:55I saw the dog and some old guy was giving him away across the street,
00:22:58and I figured that was a sign to tell you that I'm really sorry.
00:23:02Aren't you supposed to take into account that it might hurt me more to have to deal with you again?
00:23:06I'm pretty sure it won't go like that.
00:23:09Listen, I have thought about this for many years and stayed away since I was a mess for so long.
00:23:15I was an idiot back then.
00:23:17Be glad I disappeared.
00:23:18Just because it was a long time ago doesn't mean I forgot.
00:23:21You slept with me knowing that I loved you and left me waiting for the call that never came.
00:23:28You simply vanished like a guilty thought.
00:23:30I didn't mean it like that.
00:23:32No.
00:23:32Even that dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked.
00:23:36I want to make it up to you.
00:23:37I really do.
00:23:38Can you give me my virginity back?
00:23:41Let me set things right.
00:23:43Please?
00:23:44At least let me try to help you understand the why of it all.
00:23:48God willing, you'll, uh, give me a second chance.
00:23:52The last guy I gave a second chance to ended up like Tony Montana.
00:23:56Say how old am I, little friend?
00:23:59You are always good at imitating other characters.
00:24:01How are you doing it being yourself?
00:24:04I like it.
00:24:07Is it really a dog allergy or is it me?
00:24:11We'll see.
00:24:12You can call me on my school line and no stalking.
00:24:17Oh, uh, that's good enough for me.
00:24:20Bye for now.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:21Bye.
00:24:24You checking me out?
00:24:25You may have changed, but you are still full.
00:24:28Full of yourself or full of something.
00:24:30I'll take that as a yes.
00:24:33And now he wants to take you out to spread his bullshit as if it's the peanut butter choosy mother's
00:24:37shoes.
00:24:38And you'll fall for it, hook, line, and sinker.
00:24:40I do have a sweet tooth for second chances.
00:24:43And third and fourth.
00:24:45You've been on this merry-go-round too many times, Allie.
00:24:47So what would you happen to tell him?
00:24:49I'd say what Clark Gable never quite said.
00:24:51Frankly, my duck, I don't give a fuck.
00:24:53And ghost that douche nozzle.
00:24:54Oh, we were both only 16.
00:24:57Needless to say, I didn't write about it in our virginity box.
00:25:00But maybe I could use some closure.
00:25:03Maybe that'll work.
00:25:04Damn, I forgot about that.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Our virginity box.
00:25:08Oh, yeah.
00:25:10We painted cherries all over it.
00:25:12And promised when either one of us lost our cherries.
00:25:13We're living on the bus.
00:25:16I can't believe you still had it squirreled away.
00:25:23Now that's some dust weed.
00:25:25Swipe for my mom's secret stash.
00:25:27I can't believe we didn't smoke or drink this all.
00:25:30No, we were saving some in case of an earthquake or a nuclear fallout.
00:25:33Remember the first time we got wasted?
00:25:35It was like 14, I think.
00:25:3713.
00:25:38Oh, and we tried to roll a joint with a tampon dropper?
00:25:41And you had this bright idea of using notebook paper?
00:25:43Fuck off.
00:25:44That was your idea.
00:25:45Qualities of a de-virginizer.
00:25:47He must be hilarious.
00:25:50Ooh, right.
00:25:51Gnarly waves.
00:25:52Love movies.
00:25:53Be humble.
00:25:54Wear boxers.
00:25:56Great dancer.
00:25:58Luscious lips.
00:26:00He must not be embarrassed to make valentines with us.
00:26:06Be a Scorpio.
00:26:07Be a Taurus.
00:26:09Look at this.
00:26:11And they live happily ever after.
00:26:15Now there's some wishful thinking.
00:26:18And the dog?
00:26:19Turns out he has leukemia.
00:26:21I've started to take him to chemo twice a week.
00:26:24There's a reason he ended up in my hands.
00:26:25So that I could take care of him.
00:26:27I really am allergic.
00:26:29Mm-hmm.
00:26:32So, do you like this place?
00:26:34It's just like the surf shop we used to hang out on MTC.
00:26:40Good times.
00:26:42I own it.
00:26:43Get out!
00:26:44My crew thinks that I should put up posters of my father rocking out on stage or something.
00:26:49Like, the old school surfers would love it, but I wanted this to be the one thing that I did
00:26:53without his shadow over it.
00:26:55So, I used the money from that trade-in-wreck reality show to buy this place.
00:26:59None of it was his money.
00:27:03We used to talk about owning a place like this one day.
00:27:06We did?
00:27:08Allie, I can't remember all the things that I did to hurt you.
00:27:11A, you were so coked up after prom you couldn't keep it hard enough to finish.
00:27:15Then maybe it doesn't count.
00:27:17You made me bleed.
00:27:19It counts.
00:27:21And you lied to me that it was your first time, but then I found out about your de-virginizing
00:27:25spree and that I was just number whatever.
00:27:27I wished you were my first.
00:27:30Not some random who really wanted to screw my dad.
00:27:33I was a consolation prize, but good enough so that she could boast that she got an honor of the
00:27:37son of a rock god.
00:27:38I was 13.
00:27:40Allie, I went through all those women knowing that you were different.
00:27:43That you're like an angel, way too good for me.
00:27:45I'll be an angel.
00:27:46Well, I made a pact for myself to stay far away to protect you.
00:27:51I have no excuses, but I have my reasons.
00:27:54Did you have a reason that you left me right after?
00:27:57Not a word.
00:27:59Where the hell did you go, anyway?
00:28:02I went to a dealer.
00:28:04My father's dealer, actually, and the three of us smoked crack all night.
00:28:09They started a week-long bender.
00:28:12You chose drugs over me.
00:28:14Back then, and for many years, I would choose drugs over anything.
00:28:20But not anymore?
00:28:22No.
00:28:23No, no, no.
00:28:24I'm alive.
00:28:26And I'm glad to be right here.
00:28:29You too.
00:28:31I loved you then, Allie.
00:28:33And I messed up, and I haven't forgotten it.
00:28:37I'm not asking for your forgiveness, but maybe someday...
00:28:42Well, I admit, I've been selfish to make assumptions about your life and been blaming you for all the loser
00:28:49men in mine,
00:28:50even though I've heard about your troubles in the tabloids and reading your brother's memoir.
00:28:55Well, that gave you some idea of the shit show that I went through.
00:29:00What do you say to a truce?
00:29:06Sounds good.
00:29:07Better yet.
00:29:09How about a do-over?
00:29:11Did you do your homework, Billy?
00:29:14Fears of a teen with scissophobia and pneumophobia.
00:29:18You got the names down, Pat?
00:29:20Yeah.
00:29:20I remember scissophobia because it sounds like shitophobia without the H.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Go on.
00:29:27All of my fears come down to the same thing.
00:29:29If I don't do things my way, then something dreadful will happen.
00:29:32If the TV volume isn't an odd number, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:37If the TV channel isn't odd, then something terrible will happen.
00:29:40So much for watching BoJack Horseman.
00:29:42If I choose a candy from your box of them, then it has to be three candies over and three
00:29:47down,
00:29:48or I'll get a dreadful disease.
00:29:50You know what, Billy?
00:29:51Thoughts are just thoughts, not threats.
00:29:55All right.
00:29:56I can't go back on the meds.
00:29:58I already told my psychiatrist.
00:30:00They make me feel dopey all day.
00:30:01Okay, you know what?
00:30:02Let's talk progress, like the exposure therapy.
00:30:07Well, my mom couldn't believe that I only put my clothes with the washer once instead of three or five
00:30:13times.
00:30:13See?
00:30:15That's terrific.
00:30:16No, I think you're ready for this one.
00:30:18Otherwise, I wouldn't offer it.
00:30:26One, two, three.
00:30:27One, two, three.
00:30:29I'm not hungry.
00:30:31Billy?
00:30:31No.
00:30:32My friend Veronica makes these chocolates.
00:30:34I've seen her little factory.
00:30:36It's so clean, you could eat off the floor.
00:30:39Allie.
00:30:39Okay, okay, maybe you wouldn't, but let me just tell you something.
00:30:42These chocolates are not going to give you a disease.
00:30:44I can promise you that.
00:30:45And you want to know what?
00:30:46They're really delicious.
00:30:48You can do it.
00:30:49Just close your eyes, anchor your positive thoughts, and pick a random piece.
00:31:19I bet I know what this is.
00:31:22Two free tickets to that deprivation tank I was telling you about.
00:31:26You should come with me.
00:31:27Oh, I'm claustrophobic.
00:31:29Two hours floating in water in total blackness.
00:31:32It's also in blackness that we see the light.
00:31:35Is that one of those wise Persian sayings?
00:31:38Think about it.
00:31:48My lady, I see you wore your best bib and tucker.
00:31:52And you look like a waiter at a 1980s luau.
00:31:57Our carriage awaits.
00:32:03We're making such an effort to find out if there's intelligent life out there on other planets,
00:32:07but did we ever think that if it existed, they would be doing the same thing, trying to find us?
00:32:13Think about it.
00:32:14The most important evidence that we're alone is that we are alone.
00:32:25We should go to church sometime.
00:32:28You do know I'm Jewish.
00:32:30Well, only half.
00:32:31Your mom's Christian.
00:32:32She married four Jewish guys.
00:32:34Jewish by injection.
00:32:36Sorry, that was crass.
00:32:38You'll figure it out.
00:32:41Well, how about this Sunday?
00:32:43There's a potluck, and there's a band, and there's the...
00:32:46You don't have to try so hard.
00:32:49I'm sorry, I'm not used to doing this sober.
00:32:52I'm just worried as driver turned this thing around, and let's get home, and...
00:32:55Do you know why we have this spot here?
00:32:59This indentation?
00:33:00Tell me.
00:33:02I was at this meditation retreat, and there was a shop in there.
00:33:05You believe in that stuff?
00:33:07I'm always searching.
00:33:09So he was talking about angels, and I couldn't relate until he said this thing that rang true to me.
00:33:14He said, before we come into this world as a baby, we already know everything about our past, present, and
00:33:21future.
00:33:22But, at the exact moment of birth, an angel comes down and goes, shh.
00:33:31So we spend our whole lives trying to remember what we already know.
00:33:39Then you made your mark on me.
00:33:43Permanent.
00:33:44Like a tattoo.
00:33:46Bad tattoo.
00:33:48But, hey, we were 16.
00:33:52And I'm ready for our do-over.
00:33:54And I'm ready for our do-over.
00:34:24And I'm ready for our do-over.
00:35:36We don't need it.
00:35:37Oh, why is this?
00:35:41We can mess around, but we're not on the way.
00:35:46Okay. Why not?
00:35:49What?
00:35:53When I had bought him, I found Jesus.
00:35:59Was he playing hide and seek?
00:36:03He came to me. He spoke to me.
00:36:07Oh, eight billion people and he spoke to you.
00:36:10He speaks to many.
00:36:13He showed me the way and this is the path I've taken.
00:36:17I'm a celibate.
00:36:19As in you'll celibate and give the rats for free?
00:36:23I mean it.
00:36:26But I know this is weird coming from me.
00:36:32Ben?
00:36:34You said this was our do-over?
00:36:36Like, as in you'd make love to me on high thread count linens?
00:36:42As in you wouldn't kick me to the curb?
00:36:44As in you wouldn't disappear without a trace?
00:36:46Well, I don't want to disappear.
00:36:48Allie, we definitely have a connection.
00:36:51We could start going to church together.
00:36:53There's a lot of cool born-again couples.
00:36:55Two weeks ago, I suddenly found myself speaking in tongues.
00:36:59Thanks.
00:37:04We can still be naked.
00:37:07I'll even go down on you.
00:37:09Oh, how generous.
00:37:11Well, I just can't go further until you're truly committed.
00:37:14To?
00:37:15Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
00:37:19Sex is only for married couples to create babies.
00:37:22I want us to go to heaven together, but I'm worried about you.
00:37:26About me?
00:37:27Hanging out with sinners.
00:37:29Didn't Jesus hang out with a prostitute?
00:37:33Hell is real.
00:37:35Allie, you can't compromise God.
00:37:36It's in Revelations.
00:37:37God said, because you're neither hot nor cold, I spit you out of my mouth.
00:37:45I don't want you to end up in eternal damnation.
00:38:04One shot and shy of midnight.
00:38:08Not everyone likes your dog.
00:38:13I'm not your algorithm.
00:38:17Still living in an analog.
00:38:21Sexy shock.
00:38:23That's what I really want.
00:38:25Sexy shock.
00:38:27That's what I want.
00:38:29Sexy shock.
00:38:33Friends, lovers, losers, lend me your ears.
00:38:38I come not to praise men, but to bury them.
00:38:41New name for Finnegan, anybody?
00:38:43Jesus of Malibu.
00:38:45Born again Finnegan.
00:38:46Christ on a surfboard.
00:38:47Oh, oh.
00:38:49Finnegan won't put it in again.
00:38:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:54I have something to praise, too.
00:38:56Guess who has the best dick in Malibu?
00:39:01Allie's brother, John.
00:39:02No, you didn't.
00:39:05Oh, I gave him a green job.
00:39:08What is a green job?
00:39:09A blowjob and a hybrid.
00:39:12That is so disgusting on so many levels.
00:39:15I present to you my one faithful girlfriend.
00:39:21Molly.
00:39:33I'm happy where I am.
00:39:38Fuck it.
00:39:39I want to be somewhere else.
00:39:40I'm in.
00:39:44I'm out.
00:39:46Oh, don't do me like that.
00:39:48Yeah, you're really ready to be a mom.
00:40:12You'd have to be Rosetta Stone to understand that.
00:40:16I can't wait for you to fall from all sides.
00:40:19I can't wait for you to go to prison for doing this.
00:40:35Oh, yeah.
00:40:36Nothing that could seem like dancing with me.
00:40:38Then what?
00:40:39With me too many.
00:40:47No wonder you like Taylor.
00:40:49Oh, yeah.
00:40:50The moment I got out of the European airspace, I tossed off my hijab and I ordered champagne
00:40:56on my way to USA.
00:40:58God bless America.
00:41:00God bless America.
00:41:29I'm not doing this because you feel sorry for me
00:41:33because I don't want anybody's day.
00:41:35No, I'm doing this because it makes me feel good right now.
00:41:39I think we have a connection.
00:41:42Don't you think we have a connection?
00:41:46Fuck yeah.
00:42:20Oh, hello?
00:42:22Hi, this is Detective Purley from the Malibu Sheriff's Department.
00:42:25I hope I'm not calling too early.
00:42:26No, I'm sorry about not calling you back.
00:42:32No problem, no problem.
00:42:34I'm actually phoning regarding Brock Sheridan.
00:42:36I have something that I think you want.
00:42:38What's that?
00:42:40Well, I thought it must have been stolen, but it wasn't reported,
00:42:43so I took a closer look, and it was engraved.
00:42:46Allie and Brock forever.
00:42:49It's an engagement ring.
00:42:56It's here at the station if you want to come by and pick it up.
00:42:59Or I could bring it to you.
00:43:02Can I call you back?
00:43:05There's somebody at the door.
00:43:07Bad timing again.
00:43:08Okay.
00:43:08Well, it's under lock and key, so come by whenever you can.
00:43:13Hello?
00:43:14Hello?
00:43:17Hello?
00:43:22What happened to you?
00:43:24Let's just say my party went from ecstasy to agony.
00:43:29Consequences?
00:43:30Well, don't gloat just because you were right.
00:43:33Plus, that was a shitty thing to say about me not being ready to be a mom.
00:43:37Yeah, I thought about that.
00:43:38It wasn't cool.
00:43:39You're supposed to be on my side, even when you know I'm wrong.
00:43:42I'm sorry.
00:43:43And I need a favor.
00:43:45I expect to see some groveling first.
00:43:49Pick up Chloe from school tomorrow.
00:43:51I have a convention.
00:43:53I'd love to.
00:43:56You know what, Allie?
00:43:57What I should have said was, you don't need a man to complete you.
00:44:00You don't even need a man to raise a child.
00:44:03I guess.
00:44:04Yes?
00:44:05Suppose.
00:44:06Suppose?
00:44:07All right, I know.
00:44:08Well, then pull your head out of your butt and do something about it.
00:44:12You can handle it.
00:44:13I think.
00:44:14Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a pity party.
00:44:18What else is wrong?
00:44:19Let's see.
00:44:20My goody two-shoes doctor will prescribe me enough pain pills.
00:44:23My neck is killing me.
00:44:25And I got a marriage proposal from beyond the grave.
00:44:29That guy's ghost?
00:44:30Damn.
00:44:31Stay with me, Fee.
00:44:33I got Haagen-Dazs and I don't want to be alone.
00:44:36You know I would if I could.
00:44:38I got to pick up Chloe from a birthday party.
00:44:40I got a boat.
00:44:43Love you.
00:44:54Oh, baby.
00:44:57Hmm.
00:44:58Got your message.
00:45:00I have solutions to all your troubles.
00:45:05Ex-girlfriend is an anesthesiologist.
00:45:08Still writes me as many scripts as I want.
00:45:10We'll begin with cotton and Adderall.
00:45:15Maybe some pot.
00:45:16Is everything smooth?
00:45:25Oh, my God.
00:45:26Oh, my God.
00:45:27Look at me like she's so dense.
00:45:31The lady is getting my style.
00:45:32I'm telling her get it.
00:45:33It's time to get it.
00:45:34I'm getting out.
00:45:37Oh, my God.
00:45:37Oh, my God.
00:45:37Oh, my God.
00:45:38Oh, my God.
00:45:38Oh, my God.
00:45:39Oh, my God.
00:45:40Oh, my God.
00:45:41With this
00:45:59Yeah, I didn't check it out because what she was like for my
00:46:40Oh
00:47:01Shit shit shit. How could you flake on this?
00:47:03I fell asleep. I totally sleep. If it was just me. Is she okay?
00:47:08But my child, your goddaughter. But Chloe's okay. I told you I couldn't be there.
00:47:12I know. I know. I'm so sorry. But is she okay?
00:47:17For fuck's sake, yes, she's okay. My ex-mother-in-law was able to pick her up from school before
00:47:21it closed.
00:47:22She waited two hours. Anything could have happened to her.
00:47:24Why didn't she call somebody?
00:47:27She fucking did call someone. She called you. Check your damn messages.
00:47:31I'm never gonna forget this one.
00:47:32Veronica, I get it. I said I was sorry.
00:47:36But you're making this up into something worse than it is. The school wouldn't have left her there.
00:47:40They know shit happens.
00:47:41Are you seriously rationalizing your behavior? You're selfish and delusional.
00:47:45I get that you're upset, but you're coming at me loaded for bear with your barrage of insults isn't gonna
00:47:50help anything.
00:47:50You wanna hear a barrage of insults?
00:47:52Ellie, look, I know you've been through a shitload, but the drama and the drugs are getting stale.
00:47:56You're acting like some rebelling, self-centered teenager.
00:47:58And you're acting like a hysterical bitch.
00:48:01I don't wanna be around you.
00:48:02Are you serious? After everything I've done for you?
00:48:06And now to see how insignificant I am to you, how unimportant your goddaughter has become to you,
00:48:11why don't you and your Russian model just crash and burn without me?
00:48:14Oh, you are being so extra.
00:48:16You wouldn't understand. You don't have children.
00:48:27No!
00:48:52You idiot.
00:49:08Detective, you scared the bejesus out of me.
00:49:10Sure.
00:49:11What happened to your neck?
00:49:12Hard to explain.
00:49:15You came to the station for the ring.
00:49:16I thought if I had you bring it to me it would be weird, like you were proposing to me.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23I figure I'll sell the ring.
00:49:24Makes sense.
00:49:25Dollars and cents.
00:49:28Anyways, thanks for the extra effort.
00:49:30Can I call you, Allie?
00:49:32That's my name.
00:49:33On the phone.
00:49:35Oh, no.
00:49:38I mean, alright already.
00:49:40You can come by Friday at 8 and try not to dress like a detective.
00:49:44I'll come under cover.
00:49:46Or you'll come under my covers.
00:49:49Oh, Allie, Jesus.
00:49:51Sometimes I have diarrhea of the mouth.
00:49:53Sometimes I have constipation of the brain.
00:49:55So, thanks for a good couple.
00:49:57I'll see you Friday.
00:49:58You feel better.
00:50:17Hey, don't I know you from...
00:50:21Well, I like to call him Mr. Nice Guy.
00:50:23That he is.
00:50:25Looks painful.
00:50:26Oh, long story.
00:50:29Have a seat.
00:50:35I'm sorry.
00:50:36For...
00:50:37For bolting like that?
00:50:38Oh, you left inside your rush and forgot your bag of weed.
00:50:41I finished it.
00:50:43Finders keepers.
00:50:44Yasmin, it has nothing to do with you.
00:50:47I have kids at my school who are gender fluid and every other combination.
00:50:52It was just that I...
00:50:53I realized I didn't want to share my man with anybody.
00:50:57It's just not who I am.
00:50:59But you're beautiful, Yasmin.
00:51:01And I love how you're so comfortable with who you are.
00:51:04I wish there was somebody as amazing as you are when I was back in high school.
00:51:08It just saved me a lot of shame.
00:51:10My...
00:51:11My dad.
00:51:12He was okay with it all, but my mom, Jesus.
00:51:16What was last time you talked to her?
00:51:18It's been a while.
00:51:20I call mine.
00:51:21I need messages.
00:51:23I get to hear her voice even though it's just, uh, recorded that will expire soon.
00:51:28How long has it been since you passed away?
00:51:30Nine months.
00:51:33She's getting your message some kind of way.
00:51:36Yes, sir.
00:51:36Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
00:51:42Oh, my gosh, I...
00:51:43I gotta go on.
00:51:44I can't be late for my laser lady and luscious legs.
00:51:48For a sake, not four times fast.
00:51:51Take care of yourself.
00:51:52Uh, and if you see a nice guy, tell him I say hey.
00:51:56And no harm for your legs.
00:51:58Seriously.
00:51:59Will do.
00:52:03Take care, okay?
00:52:14Those are from the Abichi tribe.
00:52:16I got those when I was traveling in Nigeria.
00:52:18It was a crazy trip.
00:52:20Do you like to travel?
00:52:22Um, I don't get out much.
00:52:27Um, who's that?
00:52:29Oh, yeah, that's my father.
00:52:30He's so serious.
00:52:33He was a painter, composer.
00:52:35Needless to say, I didn't really take after him.
00:52:38But I love art and the symphony.
00:52:40Oh, he, um, was right in the middle of this when he passed away.
00:52:44He always said art is a race against death.
00:52:48Hmm.
00:52:50Looks like he lost the race right there.
00:52:56Okay, are you ready?
00:52:58Uh, maybe.
00:53:01Which would you choose?
00:53:03Which would you choose?
00:53:03Be alone for the rest of your life?
00:53:05Or surrounded by annoying people?
00:53:07I am surrounded by annoying people.
00:53:10Present company accepted.
00:53:13And I am alone.
00:53:15Present company accepted.
00:53:18My turn.
00:53:19Which would you choose?
00:53:22To smoke 50 cigarettes in a row, or drink 12 beers in a row?
00:53:27That's gonna be tough, cause I've never had a cigarette or a beer.
00:53:31Shut up.
00:53:32No beer.
00:53:33No pot.
00:53:34Never had a cup of coffee.
00:53:36Aspirin.
00:53:37And I've never missed a morning run.
00:53:39Hmm.
00:53:39Clean marine.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41I bet my wine was a big fail then.
00:53:44Uh, no, it's just, see my mom was addicted to all of them.
00:53:49So I swore to myself I'd never let anything control me.
00:53:55Okay, um, next.
00:53:58Which would you choose?
00:54:00Have your best friend catch you lying, or lie to your best friend?
00:54:05Mmm.
00:54:06I'd hate to be caught lying, so that doesn't mean it's the worst.
00:54:09The worst.
00:54:10I've never lied to my best friend, but I have lied for her.
00:54:13I sense a story coming.
00:54:14No, no, I mean, I haven't told anybody about it.
00:54:17Except my best friend, because she was there.
00:54:19But, top secret.
00:54:20It's okay.
00:54:21All good, you don't have to tell me.
00:54:24I mean, I opened up about my mom and everything.
00:54:28It's okay.
00:54:28Okay.
00:54:29Fine, I'll tell you.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:30Don't say anything.
00:54:32I was hanging out by the pool with my best friend and her daughter, Chloe.
00:54:37We're just chillin'.
00:54:38And I went inside to use the bathroom, and when I came out, my best friend was asleep,
00:54:44and her daughter was faced out at the pool.
00:54:48I had to do mouth-to-mouth and everything.
00:54:51It was really bad.
00:54:52And how was the kid?
00:54:53She was good, but it was a close call.
00:54:56You did good.
00:54:58But then her husband came home, and their marriage was already on the rocks, and I knew
00:55:02if he found out, he would hold it against her.
00:55:04So I lied to him and said that I fell asleep and that she saved her kid.
00:55:10You took the farm, and that's a good friend.
00:55:13Thanks.
00:55:14I love her.
00:55:16Can I ask you, do you ever want to have children?
00:55:19I...
00:55:20I can't.
00:55:21Thank you, Mayor Ruckentansky-Kusterhauser Syndrome.
00:55:28If you want to have some wine, it's fine with me.
00:55:31It's okay, it's fine.
00:55:32No, no, no, no.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33If you can go your whole life without it, I don't need to have a glass of wine.
00:55:37I'm curious about something.
00:55:40You know what they did to the cat.
00:55:43From what I've seen, your choice in suitors is not to be relied on.
00:55:49Why is that?
00:55:54As Princess Leia said in the garbage compactor scene, it's not over yet.
00:55:58Oh, that's good.
00:55:59Because I can be relied on.
00:56:06Oh, crap, Koja.
00:56:07Oh, no crap.
00:56:19I never thought I would actually get to say this literally, but is there a gun in your pocket, or
00:56:27are you just happy?
00:56:28Which would you choose?
00:56:37Ellie.
00:56:38Hmm?
00:56:39I never sleep with a woman on the first date.
00:56:42I'm really hoping there's gonna be a second.
00:56:47You really do have something.
00:56:49Oh.
00:56:49No.
00:56:50No.
00:56:55Yeah, dude.
00:56:56Check it out.
00:56:56This is what she was like for my appointment.
00:56:58Call.
00:57:00Call out for the cow.
00:57:10Someone linked it up to the school homepage.
00:57:17No comment?
00:57:20Maybe I did hire you to be young.
00:57:21I'm processing.
00:57:24Look, we both know nothing happens on this campus without me being aware of it.
00:57:28This is what I do.
00:57:29I'm here.
00:57:29I'm present.
00:57:3025 years sober.
00:57:33And here's the rub.
00:57:35It's out of my hands now.
00:57:36Now that everybody's seen it.
00:57:38I'm gonna have to explain it to the school board and to Supervisor Gibbs.
00:57:45And you know it's guilty until proven innocent with that bunch of piranhas.
00:57:47Am I on trial for napping?
00:57:49No.
00:57:50But you will be for taking this too lightly.
00:57:53How in the hell did you get yourself caught up in such an awkward situation in the first place?
00:57:56I fell asleep in my office.
00:57:59I was in a lot of pain and I needed a quick catnap.
00:58:02And you didn't notice somebody filming you from head to toe?
00:58:05That's not some kind of safe napping.
00:58:08And what happened to your neck?
00:58:09I don't feel that's pertinent.
00:58:11That's incorrect.
00:58:12If you're under medication while on the job, you must log in with the nurse.
00:58:16Along with the doctor's prescription.
00:58:17And that is pertinent.
00:58:19Do you realize the legalities happen to go through on a daily basis with the parents here?
00:58:37Principal Davis?
00:58:41Once you've seen somebody run over by a bus, it's hard to figure out what to do with the rest
00:58:46of your day.
00:58:47My God, you did?
00:58:51I saw her on the sidewalk with her walker.
00:58:56I guess the bus driver didn't.
00:58:58I guess the bus driver didn't.
00:58:58And just like that, it came over.
00:59:02I think you should go home.
00:59:05I think you're in a mild state of shock.
00:59:08I gotta shake this off.
00:59:10I'm the best I can for my kids.
00:59:14Well, I assure you this will not happen again.
00:59:17See that old lady run over by a bus?
00:59:19My situation.
00:59:20I promise, Principal Davis, I will make sure to log all medication in with the nurse.
00:59:27Maybe it's time you took inventory and figured out your part in this fiasco.
00:59:34Meaning what?
00:59:37Meaning if you've got kittens in the oven, you don't call them muffins.
00:59:44If it's not dark chocolate, there's no point.
00:59:48What?
00:59:49I finally found my Clean Marines-o-holic, as in shockaholic.
00:59:54Buyer beware.
00:59:55Life won't be worth living in 2021.
00:59:58Oh, why's that?
00:59:59That's when the world's supply of sustainable cocoa will be devastated.
01:00:03There will be a global chocolate drought.
01:00:05Mmm, the clock's ticking.
01:00:10I'm gonna get it while you can.
01:00:26Chocolate.
01:00:27Very.
01:00:31Chocolate.
01:00:37Did I use your bathroom?
01:00:40Oh.
01:00:42I don't know.
01:00:43Can't you?
01:00:44I hate it when my teacher would say that to me.
01:00:46Right? You're evil.
01:00:49You're the worst.
01:01:22Allie.
01:01:23Is everything okay?
01:01:26Um...
01:01:29Okay, whatever you have to say, just say it.
01:01:32Okay. Um...
01:01:36Allie, what we've started can't last.
01:01:38Your world is just too crazy,
01:01:40and if there's one thing I've learned from my past marriages...
01:01:43Marriages? You didn't tell me there were two?
01:01:45Or more?
01:01:46One thing I've learned is I have to stop trying to rescue women.
01:01:51So that's your conclusion based on your snooping?
01:01:54You have a bottle of Oxy in someone else's name, Adderall?
01:01:57You know what? I don't appreciate people going through my shit.
01:01:59Well, then, if you have nothing to hide...
01:02:00You know what? You're the biggest fucking control freak in the world.
01:02:03I'm done trying to catch a falling knife.
01:02:05Well, I don't need rescuing.
01:02:06Good, because I'm not a lifeguard anymore.
01:02:07No! You're just a fucking guy with a badge and a stick of his ass.
01:02:14The door's right over there, Allie.
01:02:17Don't forget your Oxy.
01:02:21Had a fucking neck injury?
01:02:27Fuck you.
01:02:28Mature.
01:02:35Don't want your fresh big daisies.
01:02:40Don't want your Jesus Christ.
01:02:43Don't want your dark chocolates.
01:02:47You don't want your judgment ,septic…Septic
01:02:53Shark! That's
01:02:55what I really want That's
01:02:59what I want!
01:03:02That's what I really want.
01:03:07That's what I want.
01:03:08That's what I want.
01:03:38Can you share with us what Ms. Silver said to you?
01:03:41She told me that all the other students were calling anything small a Dylan dick.
01:03:46They weren't.
01:03:47She was just trying to freak me out.
01:03:50Lily, would you mind telling us what made you feel uncomfortable about your sessions with Ms. Silver?
01:03:55She was just...
01:03:57I'm pretty sure she hates men.
01:03:59Lily, why are you doing this?
01:04:00We're the ones asking the questions here.
01:04:03You two may go now.
01:04:05You have also been caught on video, sleeping, seductively.
01:04:10Seductively?
01:04:11Are you joking?
01:04:12I don't know who took that video, but I felt violated.
01:04:16You also have admitted of being on the medication without informing the school nurse as required.
01:04:21And now we have a star athlete's parents threatening to sue the school.
01:04:26Due to your erratic behavior, I'm asking that you take a drug test immediately.
01:04:31If you fail to do so, I must ask for your resignation.
01:04:34And if you do not want to comply with this, I will terminate your work here, effective immediately.
01:04:43Well, I guess I was wrong.
01:04:48You did get to see another woman get run over again.
01:04:52Take back your melting ice caps
01:04:57Can't see what you foresaw
01:05:00Take back the ayatollah
01:05:05Mommy liked me flawed
01:05:09Septic shock
01:05:11That's what I really want
01:05:14Septic shock
01:05:15That's what I want
01:05:18Septic shock
01:05:20That's what I really want
01:05:22Septic shock
01:05:24That's what I want
01:05:44Tell me, baby
01:05:48I was fired
01:05:52What can I do to help?
01:05:57Take me away
01:05:58Far, far away
01:06:02I thought you might say that
01:06:06What am I in kindergarten?
01:06:09Just wait
01:06:22How do you feel?
01:06:27Like I'm swimming in a pool
01:06:29Of warm marshmallows
01:06:35I'm swimming in a pool
01:06:35It's bent alright
01:06:39Close your eyes, my beauty
01:06:47Close your eyes, my beauty
01:07:11Have you ever kissed Veronica?
01:07:15I've ever kissed a new girl.
01:07:32Oh!
01:07:35Holly!
01:07:36Holly!
01:07:39Wake up!
01:07:41Wake up, Dad!
01:07:43Holly!
01:07:44Wake up!
01:07:50Hi! You've reached Eva Silver.
01:07:52Tip for the day.
01:07:54Write the bad things that happened to you in sand,
01:07:56carve the good things that happened to you on a slab of marble,
01:08:00and leave a message at the beep.
01:08:04The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time.
01:08:08Goodbye.
01:08:11Mommy?
01:08:15I must be such a disappointment to you.
01:08:18This is not what you'd want for me.
01:08:26I wish I could hear you tell me that one day I'll get it right.
01:08:33That this is just the end of what you taught me was in Anus Horribilis.
01:08:37A horrible year.
01:08:39Written in sand.
01:08:42The End
01:09:09Love yourself.
01:09:42It's like this thing I was told, it's in total blackness that you can see the light.
01:09:47In the tank, images and memories flow in and out, and it gave me a safe place to process
01:09:52and to get honest with myself, move through the ridiculousness of it all.
01:09:57I didn't know what you'd been going through.
01:09:59As in, fired from my job, not living an authentic grown-up life.
01:10:03My first and last ride in the back of an ambulance.
01:10:07Wow.
01:10:08I'm glad you're safe.
01:10:10It was a real wake-up call.
01:10:12I'm going to start back with the foster parenting classes, get back to what's important.
01:10:15Um, so you're cool doing it on your own?
01:10:19Yeah, I am.
01:10:21But I can't be a foster parent until I get a job, so it's a whole process.
01:10:27I may be able to help you out with that.
01:10:30I know one of the board of directors for Promises Rehab, right here in Malibu.
01:10:35They're looking for another therapist.
01:10:38Past drug use isn't a detriment.
01:10:40It's a requirement.
01:10:42That would be incredible.
01:10:45So how's your girlfriend?
01:10:47What'd you say her name was?
01:10:49Carmen.
01:10:50We're engaged.
01:10:51Oh, I forgot.
01:10:53You move fast.
01:10:55What did you say about, uh...
01:10:58I told Carmen that I'm from Kansas,
01:11:01that I forage for my own food,
01:11:02and I like threesomes with women like Yasmin.
01:11:05And?
01:11:06She said,
01:11:09I've never met anybody from Kansas before.
01:11:14Right?
01:11:17It's good to see you.
01:11:19It's good to see you.
01:11:21I'm glad you're doing well.
01:11:24Shit!
01:11:26It's supposed to be here somewhere.
01:11:27How can I get a zit at my age?
01:11:29You're supposed to be worried about wrinkles and sun damage, not zits.
01:11:32Relax, you got this.
01:11:34That's what nice guys said.
01:11:35I wouldn't have went into this interview without him.
01:11:37Nice guys have really been living up to his name.
01:11:39And I wouldn't be here without you,
01:11:41the hospital visits, the rest of it.
01:11:43How can I lose my best friend?
01:11:45Even if she was being a dumbass.
01:11:48Just put toothpaste on it.
01:11:50That's blue.
01:11:51I need to conceal.
01:11:52Oh, there's so much shit in here.
01:11:55Dress or pants?
01:11:56Where pants?
01:11:57Uh, the purple sweater set
01:11:59with the golden porcelain buttons or whatever.
01:12:01Oh, what about that pink turtleneck?
01:12:04I made my red dress or something.
01:12:06You don't want to show too much skin.
01:12:07Never mind.
01:12:09Oxycontin?
01:12:10Really?
01:12:13Pot?
01:12:16Condoms.
01:12:19You're a superstar.
01:12:21Who am I kidding about the condoms?
01:12:24You got foster Fridays on?
01:12:26As always.
01:12:29Oh, I'm still fixing my face.
01:12:31I feel like I'm 13.
01:12:33Yo, you remember that kid from last year, Leo?
01:12:36The one who tripped the cameraman
01:12:37and got paint all over the anchor's hair and stuff?
01:12:40Yeah, we love him.
01:12:42Not the hair.
01:12:43Not the hair.
01:12:44Well, he's back.
01:12:46I thought I got his forever home.
01:12:49Apparently not.
01:12:50It's going to be tough for him, though,
01:12:51his being so old.
01:12:53He is special.
01:12:56Expressive eyes.
01:12:57Wise old soul, right?
01:12:58Yeah, but he's a handful, though.
01:13:01Remember last year I said it?
01:13:03I told you.
01:13:04I said this kid would be a good match for me.
01:13:07But you couldn't commit.
01:13:08He knows that it's not how life has to be.
01:13:11Hold on.
01:13:11Are we seriously talking about this?
01:13:14We're over home.
01:13:14Getting accepted at campus.
01:13:23I'll imagine it carved in marble.
01:13:27Are you okay, Mom?
01:13:29Yeah, it's just the first time you've called me Mom.
01:13:32At first I thought you were stuck with me
01:13:34being the oldest one at the Boston home.
01:13:37No, it doesn't.
01:13:38You were my first and only choice.
01:13:40So, now you stuck with me.
01:13:43Ha, ha, ha.
01:13:55There's no more hairpyturned
01:13:59My verdict was overturned
01:14:03From one soul to another
01:14:07I dedicate this to my mother
01:14:11I dedicate this to my mother
01:14:36But don't worry
01:14:37No fire, mudslide, earthquake, or fallen soldier
01:14:41It's going to stop us from doing what we do
01:14:43Mojitos sipping, night time surfing
01:14:45Living it up in paradise
01:14:49That's what I want, so we can't stop us from doing what we do
01:15:11I'm not here, Pollyanna
01:15:14That's what I really want
01:15:17Don't roll like that.
01:15:19One thing about tomorrow, there is no turning back.
01:15:27Septic shock.
01:15:29That's what I really want.
01:15:32Septic shock.
01:15:34That's what I want.
01:15:36Septic shock.
01:15:38That's what I really want.
01:15:40Septic shock.
01:15:42That's what I want.
01:15:51Septic shock.
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