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Can You Keep a Secret - Season 1 - Episode 03
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00:00I think I'd remember if you told me you were hosting a charity fundraising night in memory of dad.
00:04Why?
00:04Because he's not dead.
00:08I'm just so bored.
00:09Please, can I pop to the petrol station?
00:11Well, of course you bloody can't.
00:13What have you seen?
00:14I'll wear a disguise.
00:15Is Jeff the one who shoves petrol pumps up his jacksie?
00:18No, that's a pigfish.
00:20You mustn't tell Neha.
00:21We can't keep lying to her.
00:22We tell her the truth.
00:23No, we definitely can't do that.
00:25Mum, please, this is fraud. You can go to prison.
00:28Look, I am sorry that your dad has died.
00:31But just being rude to me is not going to bring your father back.
00:36Evening all you're a massive twat.
00:41Oh, thank God that's over.
00:44I'll tell you something.
00:45You needn't worry about me ever having an affair.
00:46I did not enjoy all this lying.
00:48Yesterday, right?
00:49I was having a yop.
00:50I normally wolf them down, don't I?
00:51Not this time.
00:53Kept getting caught right there.
00:54Stuck.
00:54I thought it was acid reflux.
00:55But in hindsight, I think it was just anxiety.
00:59Are you going to kiss me?
01:01I am the police!
01:03How can you not see the problem that your dad faked his death?
01:06I can see it.
01:09I can see it.
01:10I just think it might be better if we don't look at it.
01:12Your parents must give that money back.
01:14You need to tell them to come clean.
01:15Of course.
01:16OK.
01:17Yes.
01:18Yes.
01:18Yes.
01:20Yes.
01:21What about the jet washer?
01:23Yes...
01:28Yes....
01:28...
01:37Yes...
01:47I saiish the face Military one.
01:47Show you麓
01:47No, I say.
01:48I'm not going to see if I don't see you.
01:48Oh my god.
01:49Hmm...
02:03Good morning, darling.
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:07I've got your pills.
02:12Drink up.
02:22Deborah.
02:23Don't worry.
02:24I'm not going to smash your legs in and make you write a book.
02:28You were having one of your parky thrashes again last night.
02:31God, was I...
02:32You were like a pig with its head stuck in a fence.
02:35Thank you for your sympathy.
02:36You are welcome.
02:38Deborah, Debbie.
02:41You're going to leave me like this?
02:42I think it's for the best.
02:45Oh, if it's just a nip to the petrol station.
02:49Yeah, but you're meant to be dead, dear.
02:52Deceased, demised, expired.
02:55An ex-William.
02:57Which means no more nipping or zipping or dipping or popping or whipping or even schlepping.
03:04I was careful.
03:04I wore the wolf hat.
03:06You got into a car with a serving police officer.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11You're a moron.
03:14But you're my moron.
03:20I believe he continues to do that.
03:22I ain't touched her, Brad.
03:23You crawled over when you thought I wasn't looking.
03:25But I was looking.
03:26Oh, I knew you were looking, you swivel-eyed crone.
03:28Oh, right, let's keep it civil.
03:30That is abusive language.
03:32That's offending.
03:33Could you...
03:33Much more of this to that I'm not going with.
03:36Right.
03:36What exactly is the problem here?
03:38I'm seeing it, saying it, sorting it.
03:41He has been stealing the bread off the floor that I was saving for the birds.
03:45Is that true?
03:46No.
03:46So, why are you hiding your bag, then?
03:49Am I going to have to check the black helicopters?
03:51You know those cameras see everything.
03:53Do you want to tell me the truth?
03:55Truth is open to interpretation.
03:56Just empty your bag, Pruper.
04:04Thief.
04:05All right, let's not gloat.
04:06Come on, Mayor.
04:09What if she can arrest him?
04:10It's a very complicated situation.
04:12Why don't I take you to the drop-in and get you a nice hot drink?
04:15It's closed.
04:17What?
04:18What? Since when?
04:19Bye, then.
04:21No, that's a disaster.
04:23I guess the council's spending all its money on black helicopters.
04:27Probably not ethical to confirm conspiracy theories with people like him.
04:31Works, though.
04:32Do it on George all the time.
04:36What will it take to get some justice?
04:41What on earth are you doing?
04:43Well, it's for his own good.
04:44Stop him escaping again.
04:46Like Ronnie Pickering.
04:48Who's Ronnie Pickering?
04:49The great train robber.
04:50No, Ronnie Pickering wasn't a great train robber.
04:52Well, maybe not great in the truest sense of the word,
04:55but it was pretty bloody effective until they caught him.
04:58Ronnie Pickering wasn't a train robber, great or otherwise.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:02Are you saying they've got the wrong man?
05:03No, he's saying you don't know who Ronnie Pickering is and we don't either.
05:06So who do I mean?
05:06Oh, it doesn't matter, Mum.
05:07We have bigger fish to fry.
05:08Give me a letter.
05:09What does it begin with?
05:09No, don't give him a letter.
05:10Please.
05:11Not for Ronnie for the surname.
05:13Oh, um, B.
05:14Or maybe D.
05:15Is anyone listening to me?
05:16Hello?
05:16The Ronnie Wood.
05:17No, no, it's not him.
05:18Guys.
05:18It's in that band, the who?
05:20Ronnie Wood.
05:20I don't mean who, I mean the who.
05:22Jesus Christ, please, just shut up!
05:24So do you know who it is?
05:26No, Mum, please, no more Ronnies, please.
05:27Okay, we need to talk.
05:28Of course we need to talk, but we're in the middle of something here.
05:31Yeah, and I don't care.
05:32My marriage is at risk here.
05:34Nayar has been very, very clear.
05:36You have to give the money back.
05:38Right.
05:39So will you?
05:41No.
05:42I can't.
05:43I can't.
05:44I can't.
05:44Harold, when your father was forced to retire,
05:47that insurance company declined to pay out
05:49because his symptoms didn't meet the definitions of their policy.
05:53Can you imagine being told that your Parkinson's doesn't qualify?
05:58When you can't get to sleep, you can't get out of the bath,
06:01you can't even get an erection without some Viagra.
06:03My darling, let's keep some mystery then.
06:06Well, no, my point is that that firm can swivel.
06:09I get the point, but Nayar has said...
06:11Oh, Nayar, Nayar, Nayar.
06:13I know you're married,
06:14but do you have to do everything she tells you to do?
06:17Which reminds me, would you mind getting...
06:18Not now, William.
06:19Debbie talking.
06:21Now, look, look.
06:22I appreciate that this is tricky.
06:25Tricky?
06:26I hate to say I told you so.
06:29But?
06:30I told you not to tell her.
06:33You think this is my fault?
06:34Oh, that's very big of you to admit that.
06:37Good boy.
06:38Now then, if you'll excuse me,
06:40I've got something very urgent to attend to.
06:42No, no, no, we're not done here.
06:43Urgent, Harold.
06:45Urgent.
06:48Mum.
06:49If you want to do something useful,
06:50go and Google who Ronnie Pickering is.
06:53Mum, please.
06:53We can't just brush this and...
06:55Oh, God.
06:55It's starting to sound like
06:56one of those yuppie little dogs that I hate.
06:58Yeah, because I'm very stressed out
06:59and I don't cope well with it.
07:00The other day I was having a yop
07:01and it got caught right home.
07:03Oh, don't be such a boneless, bloody bucket.
07:05You think you're stressed?
07:06Try being me.
07:07Yeah, but your stress is stress of your own making.
07:09Is it?
07:10Well, then, explain this.
07:12Found that in my pocket
07:13at the Bulls Club last night.
07:18Oh, my God, this is a...
07:20Yeah, um...
07:21Who sent it?
07:22I don't know.
07:23I mean, the choice of font is...
07:25What?
07:25Is it a clue?
07:26I don't know about that,
07:27but, I mean, graphically,
07:28it's strikingly uninspired.
07:30Yeah, you said I initially thought
07:31it was one of your jokes.
07:32Mum, this is not a funny joke.
07:33Yeah, that's why I thought it was one of yours.
07:35Mum, come on, we're being blackmailed.
07:37What does Dad think?
07:38I haven't told him.
07:40God, he gets into a tiz
07:41if the Aquafest doesn't come out
07:42in clean stripes.
07:43How do you think he'd cope
07:44with being blackmailed?
07:46No, I need to get down to the club
07:47and find out who planted that
07:49by accessing the CCTV.
07:51How are you going to do that?
07:52CCTV involves computers, Mum.
07:54Last time I checked,
07:54you can't open an email.
07:55You don't need to be technical
07:56when you've got womanly ways.
07:59Oh, Christ.
08:00People don't stop having sex
08:01just because they're in their 60s.
08:03Yes, I know.
08:04Your generation is obsessed
08:05with telling us.
08:06I'll have you know
08:06that your father and I
08:07enjoy a very active,
08:09very experimental
08:10sex life, thank you.
08:12Ah.
08:12Despite the Parkinson's.
08:13In fact, sometimes
08:14because of the Parkinson's.
08:16Sometimes when he's had his pills,
08:17he's got the libido
08:18of a young Callum Best.
08:26Clive will be putty in my hands.
08:32CCTV is only viewable
08:34by management.
08:35But they are my favourite earrings.
08:38And I am basically management.
08:39No, you do three shifts
08:41a fortnight behind the bar
08:42and we have a robust cyber policy
08:44which I am not breaching
08:45for some earrings now,
08:47if that's everything.
08:48Thanking you.
08:50They were an anniversary present
08:51from William.
08:54Oh.
08:56You're emotional.
08:58It's just been so hard,
09:00you know.
09:00It's OK.
09:01I understand your mental state
09:04has been diminished
09:05by the death of your husband.
09:06It's been so very,
09:08very, very, very, very hard.
09:11Getting used to being single again
09:13and the lack of physical touch.
09:18I think this would be best done
09:21with one of the other women.
09:22No.
09:23I need a man.
09:26Clive,
09:27would you happen to have
09:28a robust policy
09:30that covers loneliness?
09:34That might be covered
09:35by a club's code of conduct.
09:37But in this case,
09:39sorry,
09:39I just need to swallow
09:40some saliva.
09:43In this case,
09:46it's not in ours.
09:47Oh.
09:50You wouldn't, um,
09:52fetch me some tissues,
09:53would you, Pat?
09:54Yes, I suppose I could.
09:55Yes, thank you.
09:57Although,
09:58you're not just getting me to leave
09:59so you can go on my computer.
10:01Do you really think
10:03so little of me?
10:07Why are you taking so long
10:08to answer, Clive?
10:09OK, I'll go.
10:11Actually,
10:11come to think of it,
10:12I've got some tissues
10:13right here in the drawer.
10:14I always keep them
10:15near the computer
10:16in case...
10:19Well, never mind why.
10:23Here you are.
10:25Ah.
10:26Ah.
10:27No, you see,
10:28those have got balsam
10:29in them
10:30and I'm allergic to that.
10:32Really?
10:32Yeah.
10:33If I blow my nose on that,
10:34my face will swell up
10:35like a baboon's arse.
10:37Honestly, Clive,
10:38I was hoping you'd
10:39make me feel better,
10:40not worse.
10:41Oh, oh, oh,
10:42all right, all right,
10:42just wait there,
10:43I'll be right back.
10:44Thanks.
10:51Right.
10:55There.
10:59Oh.
11:00Um.
11:02Uh,
11:02there, um.
11:05Yes.
11:08Oh, God.
11:09Bollocks, um,
11:11I'll be, um,
11:17of course.
11:20Men.
11:21This is stupid.
11:24Oh,
11:26fuckery bollocks.
11:30Debbie, where are you going?
11:31I've got your tissues.
11:32Oh, keep them.
11:33You shouldn't use
11:33the balsam ones
11:34for your monkey business,
11:35Clive.
11:36You'll get a rash
11:37on your burl piece.
11:40Right.
11:41You all saw that.
11:43I'm being harassed.
11:44Well, I actually
11:44didn't see it.
11:45Oh, yes.
11:46We all know
11:46you're bloody blind,
11:48Jean.
11:51What's a bell piece?
11:53It's the mushroomy
11:55bit on the end.
11:58You know what?
11:59Don't worry about it.
12:04Yeah, thanks for coming
12:05back to untie me.
12:07Mad,
12:07that's a sentence
12:07that makes sense
12:08in this family.
12:09Can't make a bit of space
12:10there.
12:10Can't get that down there.
12:11What are you doing?
12:13Your mother
12:13has a very transactional
12:15approach to marriage.
12:16You know,
12:17when I'm in her bad books,
12:18she withdraws
12:18my snuggle time.
12:21Why are you both
12:21so obsessed
12:22with telling me
12:22about your sex life?
12:23I suppose we're
12:24just pleased.
12:24We're still smashing.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:27That's why I'm
12:28trying to earn back
12:28some brownie points
12:29by doing my list
12:31of jobs she gave me.
12:33Yes.
12:35Yes.
12:38Get TVs ready
12:39for digital switchover.
12:40How old is this list?
12:41I'll admit that
12:41that's been overly
12:42on the back burner.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:44We haven't missed it,
12:45have we?
12:45Return VHS
12:46of Eyes Wide Shut
12:47to Blockbuster.
12:48Good film.
12:49It's so sexy.
12:52Salt cupboard of doom?
12:54Yeah,
12:54that's what I'm doing now.
12:56I mean,
12:56look at the date
12:57on that.
12:59Best before 1988.
13:01Yeah,
13:01you want to hang on to that?
13:02It's basically
13:03an heirloom.
13:04I'll treasure this
13:05when I'm alone
13:05in my bed sit.
13:08Don't worry.
13:09You and Neha
13:10are going to be fine.
13:11Just do what generations
13:13of brave Fendons
13:14have done before you.
13:16Grovel
13:17like a turkey
13:19with no shame.
13:21Pow!
13:38So, how'd it go with
13:39telling your parents?
13:40Oh, yeah.
13:41Yeah, fine.
13:42And good news,
13:43you are just in time
13:44for pasta
13:45al chiqueno,
13:47al fredo,
13:47al broccoli
13:49broccoli.
13:50Um, yeah, so I've done
13:52all the washing,
13:53the kids are in bed
13:55and can I just say
13:57you look like
13:58a movie star tonight.
14:00Oh, you pathetic worm.
14:05You have to give
14:06the money back.
14:06We don't want to.
14:08Debbie,
14:08I'm trying to help.
14:09If you can clean now
14:11with your good characters,
14:14impeccable.
14:14You might get away
14:15with community service.
14:16Yes, I might.
14:17But what about
14:18his criminal record?
14:19It was just a caution.
14:21A caution
14:21for indecent exposure
14:23is not going to go down
14:24well, is it?
14:25You've got a caution
14:26for indecent exposure.
14:27It sounds worse than it is.
14:28Right, yeah,
14:29because it sounds
14:29quite noncy.
14:30It was a simple
14:31misunderstanding
14:31coming back from
14:32a work-do in Birmingham.
14:34I thought,
14:35before driving home...
14:36I told him
14:37to take the train.
14:38I'd treat myself
14:39to a nice takeaway curry
14:40in the car
14:41and as you know,
14:42I do tend to
14:43rather overindulge
14:45and unfortunately
14:46I ate so much
14:47that I had no option
14:48but to loosen my trousers.
14:51No option.
14:52But then
14:52I had a couple more barges,
14:55you know,
14:55for the road
14:56and I thought,
14:57do you know what?
14:57I'm going to be
14:58a lot more comfortable
14:59if I just,
15:00if I let my trousers
15:01right down
15:01and let the whole area
15:03breathe,
15:03breathe a bit.
15:04Why does your brain
15:05work the way it does?
15:06The pickle arose
15:07when I started
15:08to feel a bit sleepy.
15:10I don't know,
15:10I must have been
15:10weaving a bit
15:12before I know it.
15:13There's flashing blue lights
15:15in the mirror
15:15and the police pull me over
15:17and it's all
15:17step outside of the vehicle
15:19so keep your hands
15:20where I can see them.
15:21And your trousers were...
15:22Yeah.
15:24They thought you'd been.
15:25Yeah.
15:26But I wasn't.
15:28I wouldn't.
15:29I couldn't, frankly,
15:30after all that curry
15:31but, uh,
15:33mud sticks
15:34as, unfortunately,
15:35does cucumber writer.
15:37And that is why
15:39we can't go to the police
15:40and that is why
15:42I never eat poppadoms.
15:43Yeah, anyway.
15:45You know, come on.
15:46Bacon puff, anyone.
15:47Found them in the cupboard.
15:48Pre-9-11
15:49but still up to snuff.
15:51No, they can't
15:52because they've got to rush off,
15:53haven't you?
15:54So thank you for coming over
15:55and we really appreciate
15:56your support
15:57and your concern.
15:58Are you for real?
15:59You think we can just
16:00carry on life as normal?
16:03Um...
16:04Yeah?
16:08Harry?
16:12Oh.
16:18I don't think we're hurting anyone.
16:21Yeah.
16:22So?
16:23OK, then,
16:24you leave me
16:24with no other option.
16:26Deborah Fendon...
16:27Deborah?
16:28Don't call me down.
16:29That makes me feel
16:29like I'm getting told off.
16:31Deborah Fendon,
16:31I'm arresting you
16:32on suspicion
16:32of committing fraud
16:33by deception.
16:34You do not have to say anything
16:35but it may harm your defence
16:36if you do not mention
16:37when questioned
16:37something which you later
16:39rely on in court.
16:40Anything you do say
16:41may be given in evidence.
16:43You know all that
16:45off by heart.
16:46Are you going to come quietly?
16:48Well, am I
16:49permitted to poo first?
16:54Er, yeah, OK.
17:01Did you see that, Harry?
17:02That is how you do it.
17:13Sorry!
17:14Too busy to be arrested!
17:21Crikey!
17:21Haven't seen your mum
17:22move like that
17:23since they had 50%
17:24off Uggs
17:25at Bistar Village.
17:29Now, wait, please.
17:30I cannot associate
17:31with criminals.
17:32Criminal?
17:33No, we're not criminals.
17:34We're...
17:35We're Wallace and Grom here.
17:36You two might be
17:37but your mum's a penguin
17:38with a rubber glove
17:39on her head.
17:40I'm going.
17:41Hang on, no,
17:41I'm coming with you.
17:41No, you can stay here.
17:43Actually, in fact,
17:44you can live here
17:44until you and your parents
17:46learn the difference
17:46between right and wrong.
17:55I need to find Mum.
17:58Could you let me know
17:59when you have
18:00because I'm in her
18:01good books again
18:02and before she gets back
18:02I thought I'd have
18:03a nice bath
18:04and maybe, you know,
18:05pop a Viagra.
18:07What makes you think
18:08I would possibly
18:09need to know that?
18:29You can have me hat
18:30if you like.
18:31So, it's whoever
18:32you're hiding from
18:32don't recognise you.
18:34Well, is it that obvious?
18:36Takes one to know one.
18:38Word of warning.
18:40If you are out
18:41in the village tonight
18:41make sure you've got protection.
18:43What, like condoms?
18:45No.
18:47Something that ward off
18:48evil spirits.
18:50Right.
18:50Most effective armour
18:51I've found
18:52is petrol.
18:55That's why you...
18:57Exactly.
18:59Well, look,
19:00I'm glad you found something
19:01that works so well for you.
19:03I think I'll probably
19:04just stick to the
19:05vitamin D myself.
19:09You stick that up
19:10your arse, do you?
19:25It's broken Britain,
19:27pigfish.
19:27It really is.
19:29Oh!
19:31Want me to spark him
19:32while you make a run for it?
19:33He's my son.
19:34If anyone's going to
19:35spark him,
19:36it'll be me.
19:40How did you find me?
19:41Well, you've always
19:42sought salvation in batter.
19:43How did it go with Clive?
19:45Couldn't even get past
19:46the password.
19:47Yeah, you did well
19:47to turn the computer on.
19:49You should not even be able
19:50to do that.
19:55It was on already.
19:59Let me drop you home.
20:01Uh, no.
20:02That's okay.
20:03No.
20:04What?
20:07Me and Neha
20:08are having a bit of a break.
20:09Neha and I?
20:16Well, that's not good,
20:18is it?
20:20No.
20:20No.
20:22Oh.
20:24Oh.
20:25Oh, come on.
20:26Come on.
20:36William,
20:38we're back.
20:42Dad?
20:44Help!
20:50Dad?
20:52Help.
20:53Where are you?
20:53In here.
20:56Oh, oh, Jesus.
20:58Hey, you have to know
20:59the police caution?
21:00No, I'm stuck.
21:02I had one of my
21:02parking freezes.
21:05It's been here
21:06for three bloody hours.
21:08Oh.
21:09Why didn't you wait for me?
21:11Just getting ready
21:12for the, you know,
21:13the snuggle time.
21:15Oh, oh.
21:16Yes, I see.
21:17Hello, friend.
21:18Oh, God.
21:20Let's get an abusive now.
21:22Oh, God.
21:22There we are.
21:23Just the help there.
21:24That's it.
21:25Oh, God.
21:26There we are.
21:26Oh.
21:29Oh.
21:30I'm going to be careful.
22:04Debbie, can I come in?
22:14You and those boys are the most important thing in my life
22:19and I was a rotten pig to do anything to risk that.
22:24If I took the rap, do you think I could keep William out of prison?
22:30I don't know.
22:33Either way, I've got a list here of where all the money's gone,
22:39just in case it helps you get it back.
22:42You've spent a lot.
22:44I know, but it doesn't go far.
22:46What's that?
22:47Oh, that's Geoff's taxi fund, yeah, for his hospital visits.
22:52And this?
22:53Yes, that was a big splurge.
22:55I paid for Billy to see her sleep expert,
22:58because, honestly, when she's snoring it,
23:00it's like a walrus is being crushed to death.
23:03So I thought I'd get a cheque for sleep apnea
23:05because it can kill you, you know, sleep apnea.
23:07Halford's £400?
23:10Yeah, that's Harold's jet washer.
23:12He does love it.
23:14He told me it was £200 on sale.
23:18Oh, £5,000?
23:20What's that on?
23:21Yes, I haven't spent that one yet,
23:23because I was waiting to see if you and Harold would help me.
23:26It's a GoFundMe for the drop-in centre,
23:29because I was just chatting with Pigfish,
23:31and apparently they've been totally shafted by the cuts.
23:35I mean, it's broken Britain, they are, really.
23:39Oh, well...
23:41So...
23:42Shall we go to the station, then?
23:47On balance, I think I prefer a custodial sentence.
23:50You know, I've seen what community service entails.
23:53It's gardening, litter clearance, scrubbing graffiti off walls,
23:58and, frankly, it looks shit.
23:59You know, at least in prison,
24:00I can spend 23 hours a day in my cell, you know?
24:03A lot less work.
24:04Could even get ripped and bummed.
24:10Is that a good or a bad thing?
24:13It's a thing.
24:15I must confess, there's a bit of me that is relieved.
24:19How come?
24:20Some frigger has found out about William
24:23and sent me a blackmail letter.
24:25Are you joking?
24:26No.
24:27Look, look.
24:29Not while I'm driving, Debbie.
24:30No, sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:34So, after you've taken me down,
24:35promise me that you'll find this bastard
24:37and nail his bollocks to his backside.
24:48Oh!
24:49You missed the turning.
24:51What's going on?
25:17Get back in the house, you remember a date?
25:27I may be a copper, but, first and foremost, I'm a pragmatist.
25:32Also, your uncle's a drug dealer,
25:33so you can't get too high on your horse.
25:35That was never proved.
25:37I mean, he was just looking after it for a mate.
25:39Oh, 14 duns in a warehouse.
25:41His warehouse.
25:42Ignore him.
25:43He's just a blooming pedant.
25:45The important thing is, thank you for seeing this isn't just black and white.
25:49Shimon.
25:50No, not now.
25:53So, I might not agree with what you've done,
25:55how you've done it, why you've done it,
25:57where you've done it, and who you've done it to,
25:59but, ultimately, I can't disagree with charity.
26:02So, as long as we keep doing the right thing,
26:04I think I can look the other way on a few other bits and bobs.
26:08So, just to be clear, you mean the fake death,
26:11the fraud, and her evading arrest?
26:14Yeah.
26:16Are we all on the same page?
26:17Yeah.
26:18Yeah, well, yeah.
26:19Ooh, I don't love that term, same page.
26:23It's like all those other Americanisms.
26:25So aggravating, aren't they?
26:26You know, moving forward, do the math,
26:29I'm going fanny packing.
26:31The grey squirrel.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Now, what's that got to do with it?
26:34American invaders, you know, horrible little rats, you know.
26:37Eating our native red squirrels out of house and home.
26:40Well, that's really not to do with what she's talking about.
26:42It's the same.
26:43No, it's not to do with things from America.
26:44Yes, please, guys.
26:46Can we focus?
26:47Yes, I'm entirely focused.
26:49Can you carry on?
26:50Yeah.
26:50Cheese bite, anyone, from the year we invaded Iraq?
26:53Yes, please.
26:54No.
26:56Hey, I love you.
26:58Hi, Niall.
26:59Now say what you really want to.
27:01I'll get nothing.
27:03Can we keep the jet washer?
27:05Yes.
27:09Hello?
27:10Hello?
27:12Mrs. Fenton?
27:13Yeah?
27:13I want my money.
27:15Call us at petrol station at midnight tomorrow.
27:23Tray, what's up?
27:26Er, Ronnie Pickering.
27:56We'll see you next time.
27:58We'll see you next time.
28:04See you next time.
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