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00:00:00This is me, casually ruining my history.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes.
00:00:12Those highlights.
00:00:13A Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser! Loser!
00:00:26Mia, sit down!
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kickin' ass. I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:58Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Food fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date?
00:01:12So you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall.
00:01:39This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruining my high school room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-C-C-K.
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:29Connor Oliver, and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince.
00:02:46And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:57Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:02You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:03:19feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want...
00:03:23Come on, come.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give him one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:33Oh.
00:03:37Oh.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:43Oh.
00:03:43Oh.
00:03:43Oh.
00:03:44Oh.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:49Oh.
00:03:51Oh.
00:03:51I wish I could go back, God.
00:03:53What do you mean you go back where?
00:03:54Then I can tell you...
00:03:55how much
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:57Hey, Mia, stay with me, yeah.
00:04:00Look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:08Am I...
00:04:08...dead?
00:04:12or did my wish come true did i really get a second chance
00:04:19holy bananas no more front lines i look 18 again which means look the freak show lives
00:04:28rise and shine mia i've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:04:35those clothes those highlights a tamagotchi i went back to 2006
00:04:48when else would it be reject calendar much
00:04:54miss thompson may i be excused i think i'm hallucinating
00:04:58mimi you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:05:11nothing's changed everyone still sees me as a loser
00:05:14and nobody the girl who can't fight back but that's the thing about second chances
00:05:20you can always flip the script high school bucket list item number one
00:05:25never put up with bullying again
00:05:30miss thompson he was trying to kill me
00:05:35mia you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:05:38why for stopping jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students
00:05:42they do this every day
00:05:50don't be silly jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:05:57she will never believe
00:06:00she just sit down and finish your lab before i fail you
00:06:11mia join jessica's group and i expect a perfect report when i get back
00:06:21okay so we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:06:31oops what can i say
00:06:34snitches get stitches you little lab rat
00:06:38a shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:41what's cleaning up
00:06:43that's acid
00:06:44i know mia but this is science class
00:06:47and i want to try this experiment
00:06:49on you
00:06:59oh these are so funny in my space
00:07:02mia do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land
00:07:14wow mia you
00:07:20like you're in trouble
00:07:24so are you going to put her in her place or should i
00:07:27high school bucket list item number two
00:07:30be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention
00:07:34con con
00:07:35please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:07:39don't
00:07:40don't call me that
00:07:41or what
00:07:42little miss
00:07:44stutter
00:07:44stutter
00:07:45this time
00:07:46no more shrinking
00:07:47you do that again
00:07:49i'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:07:51hmm
00:07:52what will principal davis think if he knew i took your sats
00:07:56i don't know what you're talking about
00:07:58you're cheating your way into college
00:08:00and if you keep pushing me
00:08:01i'll ensure you don't get in
00:08:04shame what happened to your shirt
00:08:06imagine what i could do to your face
00:08:13let's see what this does to you
00:08:24let's see what this does to you
00:08:33Sorry, Ms. Thompson. Freak. Science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry?
00:08:38Oh, God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:47Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:01Goodbye, Shy Girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:09:11What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom, queen?
00:09:15Stop.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel?
00:09:44Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mama, Sita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost her after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, friend.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:23And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:31Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:10:46To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:04And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:14Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:11:16Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:30We have to do this together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:44You're the basketball captain.
00:11:46Even our parents want us together.
00:11:48It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55Fail again.
00:11:55You won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:01Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:14I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16No, you're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it.
00:12:23If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31How?
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See you later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:52Hey, Nia.
00:12:54Um, I'm sorry.
00:12:56I didn't mean to...
00:12:58Um...
00:12:58I'll get off, you know.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh, no.
00:13:06Don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's, like, indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I...
00:13:18I'm going to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:25Hmm.
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:33I like who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:14:03not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:18No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:19I'm great.
00:14:19What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:24Oh god.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:14:32smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:14:38You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:41She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:49Cool.
00:14:50Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list, item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone else.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:08Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:29Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37Dylan, if I don't take her on now, it will spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect.
00:15:46Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:58Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07A chemistry test.
00:16:09What?
00:16:10Great.
00:16:11Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:15Sexual...
00:16:16What?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo!
00:16:39No more applause.
00:16:41Jess already has the club.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:45Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:52Me winning.
00:16:54I can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:56Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04It's your man, Mia!
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put her on a show for them, or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:32You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:55Mia!
00:17:56Mia!
00:17:56Mia!
00:17:57Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life, and I will win, prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19Connor!
00:18:24Mia.
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:27Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling.
00:18:32Go over there.
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:18:37Use Tauntons.
00:18:38Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:18:40Mia.
00:18:41We really need to talk.
00:18:45About that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College.
00:18:52Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No.
00:18:57But I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Oh.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:14Some more.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:20I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jeffs, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:41Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:19:51So, we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way!
00:20:10Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:17If you do.
00:20:18And I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25Still want to do this?
00:20:27Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:35And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What?
00:20:47What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:04Let me guess.
00:21:06Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go, Cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:24Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy, comp-com?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:42Call her.
00:21:44May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:47I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:55Yeah, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls.
00:22:01We have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:05High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hot girl.
00:22:09Look who's talking.
00:22:11Chef, ready to win?
00:22:13Stop putting on a show!
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me!
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:24Please, I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:28Boo!
00:22:35Shut up or die!
00:22:39All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah.
00:22:46We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:58The Bake Off begins now.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:02I will sprinkle some tea.
00:23:06Like this.
00:23:07Like that.
00:23:14And then this.
00:23:16That's on your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:27No more.
00:23:29No.
00:23:33Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:23:37Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:50Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:23:58Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:04If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:12It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist.
00:24:17Always.
00:24:18Has a plan.
00:24:21And.
00:24:23Time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:33It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:24:41So great!
00:24:43Yeah!
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:45It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:24:50Come on.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:14The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:25:25The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins!
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:48We did it! I can't believe it!
00:25:51That's my queen! That's my best friend! We love her!
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No! Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:13I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot. Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus kids!
00:26:35Stop it! Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:43Stop! Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica! Team Mia! Get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty, Jessica. You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:07No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what? No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one.
00:27:19And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:21One more bad word.
00:27:23One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad ride you.
00:27:36Oh, sorry. No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended? I can't get suspended.
00:27:46My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:48No, no, no. I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:51You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course. You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347.
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:28:11One second though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:28:18What the fuck was that?
00:28:22Whoa.
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's no big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:44What's it on again?
00:28:45Uh, anatomy.
00:28:46It's the study of the-
00:28:48Human body.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You wanna do it at my place?
00:28:53My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Like a-
00:28:58Ooh.
00:28:59Like us?
00:29:01Together?
00:29:02Alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:07Sure.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:27Here we go.
00:30:21Mia.
00:30:22Mia.
00:30:23Mia.
00:30:24Were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:31Um, rectus abdominis.
00:30:33What is that?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:38Oh.
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:43Please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:57Picep.
00:30:58Brachii.
00:31:04Pectalis major.
00:31:09Pectis abdominis.
00:31:11Gloria.
00:31:12Amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long?
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17Do you forget about that part?
00:31:18No, it's not important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:32But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:02Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezooseous.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:15Um, brachialis.
00:32:19Thanks.
00:32:24You, that's cheating.
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:33Mm-hmm.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:32:52pretty close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01To level the playing field.
00:33:05Bad girl.
00:33:08Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no.
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:39No, I'm just sure.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:53Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No!
00:33:56My dad's right.
00:33:57No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58Oh my god!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:33:59Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:08Where are you?
00:34:19Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver!
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is...
00:34:33Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family. At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:47Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what? Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:35:06And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so short?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait. Just...
00:35:18Please talk to him. You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:27Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait.
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:52Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:09Well, and congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:21Oh!
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:40Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help,
00:36:46but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:26Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:28We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:33Okay, go.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's pass before he's eating.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:48Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work,
00:37:56but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:38:01I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:51Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:38:54so why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So, can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Hey, enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:07No fights.
00:39:08Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:10I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:44All right, let's go.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:56Cop Con.
00:39:58What a surprise.
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:07Oh, you know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's going to break your heart.
00:40:20And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:40:32I'm going to go find Connor.
00:40:33No, no, no, wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:40:45Oh, shit.
00:40:48Caps here.
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52I might have a brawler.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:40:58let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:00Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:11What better party did you get to?
00:41:14Fine.
00:41:15I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:19You know, for a second there,
00:41:23I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:25when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:29Rit.
00:41:32Rit.
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid.
00:41:36He's not even close to my type.
00:41:38So, who is?
00:41:42Hew.
00:41:48You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57Right?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30She won't like once.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not.
00:42:34I mean, if you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:43Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Go away the way.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:59Should I?
00:43:02Should I?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a psychic or something?
00:43:32No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:10Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22Let's study in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with Warsaw.
00:44:53Highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great payload that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:45:12I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:22Actually, it does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah.
00:45:30That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:51But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:17I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:20You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Face...
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato pony.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:56Hey.
00:46:57You're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:47:12High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:47:16Flam it while you've got it.
00:47:36Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:41Okay, Mia.
00:47:42It doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:46Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:47:49FYI, you will never be like us.
00:47:52You will never live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:56How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:16I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet I can do it even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31I thought those mouth fingers had a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:39Ugh.
00:48:40Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:49:09Oh, my wrist.
00:49:11I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:49:14Hey, Mia.
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up.
00:49:17She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice.
00:49:21Now.
00:49:23Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:49:25You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:49:28Not before I tell you that.
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, hey.
00:49:37Hey.
00:49:38Hey, Mia.
00:49:39You okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him.
00:50:08Go.
00:50:08Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote me up.
00:50:10Vote me up.
00:50:10Vote me up.
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:24Thank you for saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:50:50And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:02Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like?
00:51:09She...
00:51:10I know.
00:51:10She's a genius.
00:51:11You're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy.
00:51:41I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:05I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:21God.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:33Shh.
00:52:36What is all this?
00:52:40Well, you know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me wrap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you.
00:53:00Not yet, anyway.
00:53:05So, eight ball girl.
00:53:09What's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13No, you're not.
00:53:15Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:18You're actually super successful.
00:53:23Really smart.
00:53:26Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty perfect.
00:53:36No wonder I was in love.
00:53:45Hold up.
00:53:46Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:48No one.
00:53:51I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I know all of these.
00:54:00It's awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03So, so who do I get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:16You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:33Question.
00:54:35Are you going to invite your dad?
00:54:37I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:45Wait, wait.
00:54:48Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:52Actually, come on.
00:54:54You don't want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57Okay.
00:54:58Okay.
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:55:13That's what won you crazy votes.
00:55:14Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:19I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:22Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what will happen then.
00:55:29Right?
00:55:34Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:41The class loved my gifts so much.
00:55:44I already got all their votes.
00:55:59So you're buying votes now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:03No.
00:56:04I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:56:08But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:56:15I'm besties.
00:56:17You don't even know their names.
00:56:20Of course I do.
00:56:23Well, the hot ones.
00:56:25The rest are freaks, not people.
00:56:27But hey, money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:33But come on now.
00:56:34Let's see what you got.
00:56:43Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:50I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:59At least my gifts mean something.
00:57:01Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:57:06But you can't.
00:57:07Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:57:10Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:57:14Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:57:18And I love all my subjects.
00:57:21Even you.
00:57:23Look.
00:57:41OMG, you're twinning.
00:57:52Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Hool-Aid body.
00:57:56I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:58Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:58:01Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:58:05I don't want anything from you.
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:58:20Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing.
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:58:31He might be down.
00:58:33Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:38They're special.
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:58:42Oh, no.
00:58:43I know they're stupid.
00:58:46And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:58:49Just trust me.
00:58:51They're going to love them.
00:58:52Hey, you guys.
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're going to love them.
00:59:02Mom, you're going to love them.
00:59:07I'm going to love them.
00:59:11Hi.
00:59:16That's yours.
00:59:25So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany Gracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:59:35remember them.
00:59:37Mia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:50But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
01:00:28Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
01:00:42And you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody, shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:56I got one for you, too.
01:01:04You trashies and primes.
01:01:06Boo!
01:01:07Fuck!
01:01:08Okay!
01:01:09Alright, fine!
01:01:10Get your secret!
01:01:11Please!
01:01:18Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:43How did you find...
01:01:45Magic eight ball. No wonder?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:50It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:03Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:17I'll do it.
01:02:25Ugh...
01:02:27For you...
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:02:47hey everyone
01:02:49tonight
01:02:50all of us misfits
01:02:52are going to the finals
01:02:55boycotting jessica's
01:02:56prom queens
01:03:08i knew he wouldn't make it
01:03:27what are you rejects doing here
01:03:32animals aren't allowed
01:03:34in the gym
01:03:36we're taking a stand
01:03:37we won't be bought or bullied
01:03:39by mean girls like you
01:03:42no plastics for prom
01:03:44no plastics for prom
01:03:46you all worshipped me a year ago
01:03:49worshipped
01:03:52they were terrified of you
01:03:53it's just that they were too scared
01:03:56to speak but now
01:03:57we finally found our voice right
01:04:03since you suddenly think you're the
01:04:05joan of arc of rejects
01:04:07let's hear your voice
01:04:11attention everyone
01:04:13america's favorite outcast
01:04:17mia watkins
01:04:18just volunteered
01:04:20to sing the national anthem
01:04:23in front of the whole school
01:04:39come on
01:04:41we're all waiting
01:04:45hey
01:04:46hey yes you can
01:04:48show them all what you can do
01:04:52all of them
01:04:55no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:04:59just don't look at them
01:05:00look at me
01:05:02i believe in you mia
01:05:03get your camcorder ready
01:05:06this is gonna be legendary
01:05:09i believe in you
01:05:16high school bucket list item number 14
01:05:19live your beyonce
01:05:21hi everyone
01:05:28please rise
01:05:42oh
01:05:50just look at me
01:06:00oh say
01:06:02can you
01:06:05see
01:06:05by the dawn's
01:06:10early light
01:06:12what so proudly
01:06:15we have
01:06:17at the twilight's
01:06:21last gleaming
01:06:23whose broad stripes
01:06:26and bright stars
01:06:28through the perilous fight
01:06:33o'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38were so gallantly streaming
01:06:42and the rocket's red glare
01:06:47the bombs bursting in air
01:06:52gave proof through the night
01:06:57that our flag was still there
01:07:02oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:07:15o'er the land of the free
01:07:20and the home
01:07:24and the home
01:07:25of the brave
01:07:40give it up for mia
01:07:42this is gonna be your new prom queen
01:07:47see
01:07:48everyone loves you
01:08:06if you wanna win you gotta give him a show right
01:08:09yeah
01:08:09plus i like kissing you
01:08:11what were you saying
01:08:14oh nothing that i um
01:08:15i just thought i'm really
01:08:25shit that's my dad
01:08:27what is he doing here
01:08:28he never comes to my games
01:08:29what if i fuck up
01:08:31hey connor you're gonna be fine
01:08:36this is the big game
01:08:37mia
01:08:39this is the only game he cares about
01:08:41hey look at me
01:08:43i already know what happens
01:08:44remember
01:08:46listen
01:08:47in the last moment
01:08:49take that three pointer
01:08:51it'll seem impossible
01:08:52but trust me
01:09:00and here we go everyone
01:09:02the big championship game
01:09:04the fairfield lions
01:09:05versus the falcons
01:09:06for the big one
01:09:07here we go
01:09:08ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09let's begin
01:09:37in ten seconds left
01:09:39home team is down
01:09:40two points
01:09:41and connor
01:09:42oliver
01:09:42has the ball
01:09:58he's gonna risk it all on a three pointer
01:10:00and there he goes
01:10:04yes he scores
01:10:06the fairfield lions
01:10:0849 to 48
01:10:09and they win the game
01:10:21let's go
01:10:23first
01:10:24and a
01:10:24and now
01:10:25this
01:10:28expect me
01:10:29at all your college games
01:10:31con
01:10:31really
01:10:32really
01:10:35sorry
01:10:36for
01:10:36missing out
01:10:37on this
01:10:39and on you
01:10:44i couldn't be more proud son
01:10:47looks like you got a fan
01:10:48who feels the same
01:10:51congratulations
01:10:52yeah
01:10:55yeah
01:10:56you were right about everything
01:10:58oh
01:10:59am i being pumped
01:11:02pimply mouth
01:11:03but either isn't going to steal con con
01:11:04and my crown
01:11:07we will take her down
01:11:08we will take her down
01:11:09we will take her down
01:11:09we will take her down
01:11:09for good
01:11:10i'm going because of you
01:11:12no no
01:11:13you won because of you
01:11:14i just gave you a little hint
01:11:17but i do accept payment
01:11:19and kisses
01:11:23i could do a lot better than that
01:11:35wait
01:11:37should we be doing this
01:11:39i mean what about your crush
01:11:40the girl you've worked so hard for
01:11:43it's you mia
01:11:44it always has been
01:11:50holy circus
01:11:51does it
01:11:53you
01:11:54i
01:11:55i
01:12:20i
01:12:21i
01:12:21i
01:12:21i
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:48You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:14And what about brown tonight?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:30You're stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53So hot.
01:13:58Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:09Mia Watkins.
01:14:12Will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:29And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:40Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:46I am going to give you
01:14:48the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to bake at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:33I'm from
01:15:35the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:47Are you like totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to like call
01:15:50my parents or the cops
01:15:51or
01:15:53an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy
01:15:57and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from
01:16:02the future,
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, look.
01:16:10It'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12How's Lost Island?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island
01:16:18and Lance does come out
01:16:19and they're doing
01:16:20a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change
01:16:28my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me
01:16:32with this?
01:16:35I'm in.
01:16:37But before we close
01:16:39the whole mouth
01:16:39that is just
01:16:41a little time.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully, I'll look at you.
01:17:30Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:51Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:04Okay.
01:18:13You look so good.
01:18:15Black is definitely not your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:17FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:27I don't...
01:18:27I want Mia.
01:18:29Ugh!
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40ConCon, think about your future.
01:18:43My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:54You can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:02I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:13Just...
01:19:15Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:39Ugh!
01:19:43I tried.
01:19:45Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them!
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying!
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage,
01:20:30Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star,
01:20:41Connor Oliver!
01:21:00While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:30Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:43I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:52And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits, the outcasts.
01:21:59Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:15All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20Looks like we have a winner.
01:22:28And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:22:38Jessica Hart!
01:22:45I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, shh.
01:22:46It's okay.
01:22:48This is your moment.
01:22:49You earned it.
01:22:53Yeah.
01:22:54I knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, King.
01:23:02That's what a year ago.
01:23:07You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you believed me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:20This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:37Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia?
01:23:40Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia.
01:23:42And I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No!
01:23:47These are fake!
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:23:51Mia?
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54No.
01:23:55Actually...
01:23:57Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia...
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:05It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:11Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia!
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:26They actually voted for me?
01:24:27I never doubted them.
01:24:30Where are you?
01:24:39High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner queen.
01:24:45The crown is mine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?!
01:24:59Ah!
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:25:17This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No!
01:25:21No, it was Mia!
01:25:23She...
01:25:24She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:33No!
01:25:35No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43That's nothing we had to happen.
01:25:45You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:49No!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:59Here, take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes, I want you to.
01:26:08Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:13A little time traveler nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31Mia, hey, Mia.
01:26:36You okay?
01:26:37Connor, what happened?
01:26:48You tricked and fell.
01:26:50You all right?
01:26:52Yes.
01:26:58Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember, she got arrested at prom.
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:16Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:28Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:28:04Give me a walk, kids.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:15Yes.
01:28:16Of course.
01:28:23I can't believe this is happening.
01:28:25You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:31Us getting engaged?
01:28:33No.
01:28:34Not a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:28:42I always knew.
01:29:09I always knew.
01:29:13I always knew.
01:29:15I worry.
01:29:17You haven't made it.
01:29:22I always knew.
01:29:23But hey, I wonder.
01:29:28It's just that it's okay to see you.
01:29:30Maybe it's a man that can't be alive.
01:29:30You haven't knew you, I'm not to leave a man.
01:29:31And I find you.
01:29:32It can't be alive.
01:29:32You
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