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00:00:00This was me, casually ruining my husband.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:22Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser, loser.
00:00:26Mia, sit down.
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good kicking ass.
00:00:38I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:49I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen.
00:00:55Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:58Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Bad fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date so you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:28Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:31But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't fall.
00:01:35Don't fall.
00:01:35Don't fall.
00:01:36Don't fall.
00:01:39This is me.
00:01:42Casually ruin it.
00:01:43I don't think it's going to ruin it.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:57No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:07Now, just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:15I still run the school of podcasts.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King
00:02:28and Queen, Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:02:34Mia?
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince,
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:49Yeah, details.
00:02:51Me?
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:56Look who's talking.
00:02:57Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:01You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:03I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:10Um, Mia, um, can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:03:19feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:21Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, Connor.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:03:27So let's give them one.
00:03:30He came back.
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:44Mia!
00:03:45Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be alright.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:52What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you how much.
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:57Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:07Am I dead?
00:04:12Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more frame lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again, which means...
00:04:26Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to 2006.
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:04:54Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:58Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:04Loser!
00:05:05Loser!
00:05:06Loser!
00:05:07Loser!
00:05:08Loser!
00:05:10Loser!
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:12Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:14And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25Never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:39For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58I mean, she would never break.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:27Oh!
00:06:27Oh!
00:06:28Oh!
00:06:31Oops!
00:06:32Oh!
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42Let's clean you up.
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44Don't!
00:06:45I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:48And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:06:57Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:24So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:07:27High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:07:34Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't!
00:07:40Don't call me that.
00:07:41Or what, little miss st-st-stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm.
00:07:52What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:58You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:06Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:23Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:26No!
00:08:27No!
00:08:28No!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:08:33Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:39God!
00:08:40Damn, Mia.
00:08:42Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:46Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:49Just say something!
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:53No, no.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:57I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me too.
00:09:01Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:09:11What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:18Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:35If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:09:38I will not make your life a living hell.
00:09:40Feel!
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:49High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:05Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost touch after high school.
00:10:10I am not losing them again.
00:10:13I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:23And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:31Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:34Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits?
00:10:40The outcasts?
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:10:46To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:11:16Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:30We have to do this, together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me!
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader!
00:11:45You're the basketball captain!
00:11:46Even our parents want us together!
00:11:49It's destiny!
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Ah, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:55If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:01Got it.
00:12:04Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on-
00:12:08Theory of Relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:14I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16You're right.
00:12:17You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it!
00:12:24If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31How?
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See you later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:12:47Oh!
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Um...
00:12:52Hey, you here?
00:12:54Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:57Um...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01Uh, you good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:13:06It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:24Jess?
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:33Chalamet who?
00:13:35Uh, nothing. No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia.
00:13:59There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:08Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:14:14Is...
00:14:14Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:17Oh, fuck.
00:14:18No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:14:19What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:23She...
00:14:24Oh god.
00:14:25It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:14:30And she's beautiful and smart.
00:14:34And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:14:38You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:41She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:49Cool.
00:14:51But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone else.
00:15:00What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:08Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:29Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:57Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:07A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:15Sexual what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:31I don't have to do this.
00:16:32I don't have to do this.
00:16:39Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:16:56Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04It's your man, Mia!
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:32You follow my lead.
00:17:50So you guys, who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:57Mia!
00:17:59Oh, damn.
00:18:01Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:14I will.
00:18:14The hotel wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19GO!
00:18:24Mia!
00:18:25Your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go.
00:18:37You just called him.
00:18:38Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:18:40Mia.
00:18:41We really need to talk.
00:18:44About that kiss.
00:18:48Where did you learn how to do that?
00:18:50College.
00:18:51Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:55No.
00:18:57But I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:04Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Oh.
00:19:10Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:21I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:25Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:41Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:01You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:17If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25You still want to do this?
00:20:27Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:31Let the best baker win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:35And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls.
00:20:41Should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Jess a bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go curse her?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:13I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:24Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Hey.
00:21:32Hey, Mia.
00:21:33Where are you?
00:21:34Where's your baking buddy?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:44It's a very nice way.
00:21:45Can I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:47I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:21:55yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:22:02like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight
00:22:07flirt like a hot girl look who's talking jeff ready to win
00:22:13stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be about me who the hell do you think you
00:22:18are mia
00:22:20call me queen
00:22:24because i'm coming for your throne
00:22:35shut up or die
00:22:39all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what we're
00:22:45doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy
00:22:50topping it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants
00:22:57the bake-off begins now
00:23:00okay let's make this like this like this like that
00:23:14and then this is on your nose
00:23:33cool trick bill nye the science nerd hope it's earthquake proof
00:23:46oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry
00:23:52oops sorry my hand slipped
00:24:00oh she's awful
00:24:03if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:24:06she just kicked our table
00:24:08i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:24:12it's fine it's fine
00:24:13so what do we do now
00:24:15a good scientist always has a plan
00:24:22and time
00:24:26the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:24:31jessica you're up
00:24:33it is a model of my mansion
00:24:37and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:24:41so great
00:24:42this is our dessert
00:24:45it may look simple
00:24:47but
00:24:49it's got a little magic to it
00:25:12and all the votes are in
00:25:14the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:25:25the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:25:35Mia Watkins
00:25:37Mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:25:46Mia
00:25:46we did it
00:25:50i can't believe it
00:25:51that's my queen that's my best friend
00:25:53we love her
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No!
00:26:03Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17Sorry.
00:26:18High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:23Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus kids!
00:26:35Stop it! Stop it!
00:26:37Stop! Stop!
00:26:50Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:27:01Thank you for your honesty, Jessica. You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:07No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what? No.
00:27:14I like having an attitude.
00:27:16I lived for years without one, and now it's here to stay.
00:27:21One more bad word. One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:27:27Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:27:36Oh, sorry. No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended? I can't get suspended. My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me
00:27:48killed.
00:27:48No, no, no, no. I'm giving you a vacation day. You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course. You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office. The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:03Uh, one hundred and forty-seven thousand, three hundred and forty-seven dollars, and...
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:28:11One second though, why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students. Thank you.
00:28:19Fuck, what?
00:28:22Whoa!
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's no big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:40Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:44Oh, yeah.
00:28:45What's that one again?
00:28:45Uh, anatomy.
00:28:46It's the study of the...
00:28:48Human body.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:53My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:57Like a...
00:28:58Ooh!
00:28:59Like us?
00:29:01Together?
00:29:01You're alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:11He he he.
00:29:13He he.
00:29:14He he he.
00:30:21Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27Not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:31Actus abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:36I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right, please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Your name?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51All right.
00:30:58Beppe Brachii, Hector Alas Major, Arctis of Dominus, Gloria, Amen.
00:31:13Is that the name? The name is that long?
00:31:16No, no, no. Dave, forget about that, but it's important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, yeah. He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:32But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list, item number 10. Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No? Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezebzeeus. Where?
00:32:07Oh my...
00:32:15Um, Brachialis.
00:32:24You, that's cheating! Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:32:52close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:57I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:00Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:03You!
00:33:04No!
00:33:06Batgirl.
00:33:08Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So, as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:22Make me.
00:33:26Careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:31Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh my god!
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:36What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:38I don't know about this shirt.
00:33:42That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor! Are you in there?
00:33:53Oh shit!
00:33:55That's my dad!
00:33:56No!
00:33:56My dad's right!
00:33:56No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58No!
00:33:58Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:33:59Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:15Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her.
00:34:29Tutoring!
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:32Mia is...
00:34:33Unimportant!
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:34:39She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable!
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:47Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18!
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing!
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:01Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass, and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:26Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait!
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:52Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:13Keep up the good work.
00:36:23You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:40Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help,
00:36:46but you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uh, wait.
00:37:04Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:12So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:25Nicky, cancel your plans.
00:37:27We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:37:37Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:37:38Wait, no.
00:37:38Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on, Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:48Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:53I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No, I like barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:37Force her.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:47Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:51Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:38:54So why are you talking to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:02So can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:07No fights.
00:39:08Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:10I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Just this once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I-
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:28I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open?
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:43Alright, let's go.
00:39:44Mia?
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:56CopCon!
00:39:57What a surprise!
00:39:59I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:07Ugh.
00:40:08You know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's gonna break your heart!
00:40:20And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:40:32I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:40:33No, no, no.
00:40:34Wait.
00:40:34You're not going anywhere.
00:40:36Until we talk about this party.
00:40:38What?
00:40:39We'll come!
00:40:40If you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:43Get the fuck off her!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:47Oh shit.
00:40:48Caps here!
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52Hey, my different brothers.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists,
00:40:58let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:00Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11The better party do you get to?
00:41:14Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:19You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:41:27walking away together.
00:41:29Rit?
00:41:32Rit?
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:41:38So...
00:41:39Who is?
00:41:42You are...
00:41:47You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:57What?
00:41:57It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:07She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:17High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30She wore it like once.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or if not, I mean...
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:36Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:43Right?
00:42:44Get it?
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:46Cool.
00:42:47Go away the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:58Should I?
00:43:01Should I?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20I need an answer.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you like a psychic or something?
00:43:32No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:35Great.
00:43:36Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip vinyls.
00:43:58Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:10Hey, ConCon.
00:44:13And Sasquatch.
00:44:14I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22We'll study in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:44:55So cute.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:45:08Hey.
00:45:10Hey.
00:45:12I like your pigtails.
00:45:13And everybody had brises, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:22Actually...
00:45:23It does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um...
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:30That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:10What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:19Nobody knows about that.
00:46:20You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:22Facebook?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato pony.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:45Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:55Hey.
00:46:56You're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:05Jessica.
00:47:07You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:47:10Right?
00:47:12High school bucket list item number 12.
00:47:15Flam it while you've got it.
00:47:30You ain't gonna get it
00:47:31You ain't gonna get it
00:47:33You ain't gonna get it
00:47:34You ain't gonna get it
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Okay, Mia!
00:47:42Yeah!
00:47:42Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:47:45Wow!
00:47:46Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:47:49FYI you will never be like us.
00:47:52You will never live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:56How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that. I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet I can do it even better.
00:48:30Fine. Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jess.
00:48:40Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:49:09Oh, my wrist. I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Mia. Hey, she's not waking up. She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice. Now!
00:49:22Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:49:25You can't quit on me right now, Mia. Not before I...
00:49:29Not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:36Mia, hey. Hey. Hey, Mia. You okay?
00:49:40Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:42Fine. Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:45Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:48Okay. I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over. Everyone out!
00:50:07You heard him. Go. Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia. Vote Mia. Vote Mia.
00:50:11Vote Mia!
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on. Let's go.
00:50:17Here.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:26For saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:29For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse. And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57Connor.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:02Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like? She-
00:51:10I know. She's a genius. You're getting your grades up for her. It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest. I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor? Can you stay with me?
00:51:40You're the genius, Tommy. I'm doing this all for you.
00:51:49I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:50I'll be in the guest room, ani-
00:52:13CrK-
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:36What is all this?
00:52:38Well,
00:52:40you know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts
00:52:44for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me rap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never
00:52:57met anyone like you.
00:53:00Not yet, anyway.
00:53:05So, eight ball girl.
00:53:09What's future me like?
00:53:10Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13You're not.
00:53:14Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:18You're actually
00:53:20super successful.
00:53:23Really smart.
00:53:26Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty perfect.
00:53:37No wonder I was in love.
00:53:45Hold up.
00:53:46Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:48No one.
00:53:50I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03So, who do I get married to?
00:54:07Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So, you got to get over that Brittany crash
00:54:11because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:16You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:23Connor.
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:33Question.
00:54:35Are you going to invite your dad?
00:54:37I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:45Wait.
00:54:45Wait, wait.
00:54:48Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:52Actually.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54You don't want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:55:12That's what won you crazy votes.
00:55:14Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:19I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:22Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what will happen then.
00:55:29Right?
00:55:34Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much.
00:55:44I already got all their votes.
00:55:59So you're buying votes now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:02No.
00:56:04I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:56:08But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:56:15Besties?
00:56:17You don't even know their names.
00:56:20Of course I do.
00:56:22Well, the hot ones.
00:56:24The rest are freaks, not people.
00:56:27But hey, money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:33But come on now.
00:56:34Let's see what you got.
00:56:43Look!
00:56:44Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:49Cute.
00:56:49I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:59At least my gifts mean something.
00:57:01Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:57:06But you can't.
00:57:07Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:57:10Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:57:15Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:57:18And I love all my subjects.
00:57:21Even you.
00:57:23Look!
00:57:42OMG, you're twinny!
00:57:52Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:57:56I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:58:01Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:58:05I don't want anything from you.
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:58:20Prom queen, Connor.
00:58:22What am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing.
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:58:31He might be down.
00:58:33Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:38They're special.
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:58:42No, no.
00:58:43I know, they're stupid.
00:58:46And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:58:49Just trust me.
00:58:51They're gonna love them.
00:58:52Hey, you guys.
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:58:55And you're gonna love them.
00:59:03Just have to put them.
00:59:16That's right.
00:59:20You're gonna love them.
00:59:20No, no, no, no!
00:59:22No, no, no.
00:59:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:24No, no.
00:59:24No, no.
00:59:24So, well, no, no, no.
00:59:26What would you do?
00:59:27coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you remember them.
00:59:37Mia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:50But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:14Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:25Be Jordan.
01:00:28Mia, these are incredible.
01:00:32I'm kind of confused by my gift.
01:00:36Just wait a few years.
01:00:39You're going to be filthy rich.
01:00:42And you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up!
01:00:50Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out?
01:00:56I got one for you too.
01:01:04You trash, you know, you pies.
01:01:07Bitter, fuck.
01:01:08Okay, all right, fine, you just keep it up!
01:01:11Please!
01:01:19Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Yeah, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:43How did you find...
01:01:45Magic 8-Ball, remember?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:50It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55Give all you can.
01:01:58You'll never get this time back.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my God, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:09Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want to do.
01:02:27For you.
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:02:47Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:02:57Yay!
01:02:59Woo!
01:03:00Woo!
01:03:02Woo!
01:03:04Woo!
01:03:08I knew people who make it.
01:03:12Woo!
01:03:13Woo!
01:03:15Woo!
01:03:16Woo!
01:03:21Woo!
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:56But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:01Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention everyone!
01:04:15America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered.
01:04:21To sing the National Anthem, in front of the whole school.
01:04:39Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:46Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:00Look at me.
01:05:02I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your camcorder ready.
01:05:06This is going to be legendary.
01:05:09I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:05:25Hi, everyone.
01:05:28Please rise.
01:05:48Just look at me.
01:05:52Just look at me.
01:06:00Oh, say, can you see
01:06:06By the dawn's early light
01:06:12What so proudly we hailed
01:06:17At the twilight's last gleaming
01:06:23Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:06:28Through the perilous fight
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:38Were so gallantly streaming
01:06:42And the rocket's red glare
01:06:47The bombs bursting in air
01:06:52Gave proof through the night
01:06:57That our flag was still there
01:07:02Oh, say, does that star-spangled
01:07:09Banner yet wave
01:07:15O'er the land of the free
01:07:20And the home of the brave
01:07:40Give it up for Mia
01:07:42This is going to be
01:07:43Your new prom queen
01:07:48See, everyone loves you, Mia
01:08:06If you want to win
01:08:07You've got to give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah
01:08:09Plus I like kissing you
01:08:11What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing that I, um
01:08:15I just thought I'm really
01:08:25Shit, that's my dad
01:08:27What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games
01:08:29What if I fuck up?
01:08:32Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:08:36This is the big game, Mia
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about
01:08:41Hey, look at me
01:08:43I already know what happens
01:08:44Remember?
01:08:46Remember?
01:08:46Listen
01:08:47In the last moment
01:08:49Take that three-pointer
01:08:50It'll seem impossible
01:08:52But trust me
01:08:57I trust you
01:09:01And here we go, everyone
01:09:02The big championship game
01:09:03The Fairfield Lions
01:09:05Versus the Falcons
01:09:06For the big one
01:09:07Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:09:09Let's begin
01:09:37And ten seconds left
01:09:38Home team is down
01:09:40Two points
01:09:41And Connor Oliver
01:09:42Has the ball
01:09:48He's going to risk it all
01:09:49On the three-pointer
01:10:00And there he goes
01:10:04Yes, he scores
01:10:06The Fairfield Lions
01:10:0849-48
01:10:09And they win the game
01:10:20Let's go
01:10:23First an A
01:10:24And now this
01:10:27Expect me
01:10:29At all your college games
01:10:30Con
01:10:31Really?
01:10:33Really?
01:10:35Sorry for missing out on this
01:10:39And on you
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan
01:10:48Who feels the same
01:10:51Congratulations
01:10:51Please
01:10:52Yeah
01:10:56You were right about everything
01:10:59Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pimply mouth breather
01:11:03Isn't going to steal
01:11:04Concon
01:11:04And my crown
01:11:07We will take her down
01:11:08With the dance
01:11:09For good
01:11:10I won because of you
01:11:12No, no
01:11:13He won because of you
01:11:14I just gave you
01:11:16A little hint
01:11:16But I do accept
01:11:19Payment
01:11:19And kisses
01:11:23I could do a lot better
01:11:24Than that
01:11:35Wait
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about
01:11:40Your crush to the girl
01:11:41You've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia
01:11:44It always has been
01:11:49Holy circus
01:11:51Holy circus
01:12:04We are performing
01:12:04Oh, no
01:12:17You
01:12:18You
01:12:22You
01:12:23You
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:48You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:13:15And what about prom tonight?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to them?
01:13:23I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:26You're never going to let that go.
01:13:29That's stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:52It's so hot.
01:13:57Okay, so.
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:14:09Mia Watkins.
01:14:13Will you...
01:14:14Will you...
01:14:19Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:28And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:40Five more minutes.
01:14:41You said.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:46I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:14:55Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to bake at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given up.
01:15:06No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:13I know she won't because...
01:15:16I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say again?
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:15:27So I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:29I...
01:15:33I'm from...
01:15:35the future.
01:15:43Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:47Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:15:50Or the cops?
01:15:52Or...
01:15:52Uh...
01:15:53An exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:54You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy.
01:15:57And you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future...
01:16:03I believe you.
01:16:09Okay, okay, okay, there'll be the future scoop.
01:16:12How does Lost end?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:19And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's pilot.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26Yeah.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:34Come in.
01:16:37But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:16:41Okay.
01:16:43Let's go.
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:14Hopefully I will be.
01:17:29Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:17:47Yay!
01:17:50Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:17:53Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:17:56We're going down, Watkins.
01:17:59Bring it on, Jessica.
01:18:05Jessica.
01:18:13You look so good.
01:18:15Black is definitely in your color.
01:18:17Oh, thanks.
01:18:18FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:18:23Oh, my God.
01:18:25Give it up, Jessica.
01:18:27I don't, I, I want Mia.
01:18:29Oh!
01:18:30But I want you.
01:18:31We are perfect together.
01:18:33Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:18:37Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:18:40Concon, think about your future.
01:18:43My life is going to be amazing.
01:18:47It could be.
01:18:49If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:18:53Girl, you can be better than this, Jess.
01:19:01I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:19:15Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:19:21It could save your future if you don't.
01:19:29I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:43I tried.
01:19:45Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:19:50I think it's cracking.
01:19:53I don't know, but just go get them.
01:19:56Hurry, they are dying.
01:19:59I don't know.
01:20:19Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:20:25Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:20:29Mia Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:20:35And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:21:00While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:21:07Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:21:11I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:21:18I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:21:30Hi.
01:21:33I shouldn't be here.
01:21:36That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:21:40I wasn't good enough.
01:21:43I wasn't pretty enough.
01:21:45I wasn't strong enough.
01:21:48But I'm here now.
01:21:52And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:21:56The misfits.
01:21:57The outcasts.
01:21:58Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:22:03You're not.
01:22:16All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:22:20Looks like we have a winner.
01:22:28And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is Jessica Hart.
01:22:44I'm so sorry.
01:22:46Hey, it's okay.
01:22:47This is your moment.
01:22:49You earned it.
01:22:54I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:23:01Smile, King.
01:23:02It's for the yearbook.
01:23:07You were right.
01:23:09You saw it all.
01:23:14And you blew it to me.
01:23:18Out of the way, freak.
01:23:19This is for royalty only.
01:23:22Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:23:26Mia has something to say.
01:23:28I warned you.
01:23:33Come here.
01:23:38Mia?
01:23:39Mia?
01:23:39Mia Watkins?
01:23:41They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:23:44What?
01:23:45No.
01:23:47These are fake.
01:23:48Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:23:51Mia.
01:23:52Is this true?
01:23:54No.
01:23:54No.
01:23:55Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:24:01Okay?
01:24:02Mia?
01:24:03Mia actually cares about this class.
01:24:05It's no wonder that she won.
01:24:07Fairly.
01:24:09But don't take it from me.
01:24:11Let's see.
01:24:12Show of hands.
01:24:13Who voted for Mia?
01:24:19Mia?
01:24:20Mia!
01:24:21Mia!
01:24:22Mia!
01:24:23Mia!
01:24:24Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:25Mia!
01:24:26They actually voted for me.
01:24:27I never doubted them.
01:24:30Or you.
01:24:38High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:24:42Embrace your inner crown.
01:24:45The crown is mine!
01:24:48I'm the popular one!
01:24:49I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:24:53What more do you people want?
01:25:13Jessica, first you cheated.
01:25:15Now you could have killed someone.
01:25:16This is grounds for expulsion.
01:25:19Security!
01:25:20No!
01:25:21No, it was Mia!
01:25:23She knows things.
01:25:25She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:25:27I swear!
01:25:28Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:25:31No!
01:25:40She's so nasty.
01:25:43That's nothing Mia, help me.
01:25:45You'll get it in a few years.
01:25:46No!
01:25:46No!
01:25:47This isn't right!
01:25:50You suck!
01:25:52You're cheating!
01:25:54Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:25:58Here.
01:26:00Take this.
01:26:03No, I can't take that.
01:26:05Yes.
01:26:05I want you to.
01:26:08Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:26:13A little time-traveling nerd.
01:26:17Right here.
01:26:31You okay?
01:26:36You okay?
01:26:37I'm okay.
01:26:39What happened?
01:26:48you tripped and fell
01:26:50you alright
01:26:57where's Jessica
01:26:59Jessica
01:27:02Jessica Hart
01:27:04I don't know she's probably in prison by now
01:27:07remember she got arrested
01:27:08at prom
01:27:09I haven't seen her since 2006
01:27:16everything that happened senior year came to
01:27:23but that's all in the past
01:27:25I want to focus on the future
01:27:29Neil Watkins
01:27:31since the first time I met you
01:27:33in freshman year
01:27:35I loved you
01:27:37you were
01:27:38the cutest
01:27:39glasses wearing
01:27:41nerd I ever met
01:27:46and from our wild study sessions to
01:27:50winning prom king and queen
01:27:52senior year
01:27:54to taking on the whole world
01:27:55I
01:27:56I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:28:00to be my partner
01:28:04you know what kids
01:28:09will you marry me
01:28:11hurry up and say yes
01:28:12I have to get back home to Lance
01:28:22I can't think this is happening
01:28:25you're a time traveler man
01:28:28you didn't see this coming
01:28:29us getting engaged
01:28:33no
01:28:34not a million years
01:28:37but hey I guess
01:28:39some things
01:28:40you never see coming
01:28:43I always knew
01:29:02I just gave up
01:29:07me
01:29:07on fire
01:29:08No one gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby
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