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00:03:48All right, Dad, I'm ready for you.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:58Here.
00:04:03Your gas bill, your phone bill, and your Medicare supplement,
00:04:06in case you're interested.
00:04:08Mm-hmm.
00:04:19Have you heard from Tim?
00:04:23No.
00:04:26It costs a lot to make a long-distance call, so I understand.
00:04:35Okay, well, I have to use the girls' room before I go.
00:04:52Dad?
00:04:54I found this in the bathroom cabinet.
00:04:57Oh?
00:04:59Any idea why you put it there?
00:05:02I must have just gotten confused.
00:05:06Maybe the kitchen cabinets were full.
00:05:09There's plenty of space in them.
00:05:12I must have been distracted.
00:05:15Are you feeling okay, Dad?
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:18You think that maybe you should go get a checkup?
00:05:21Just see how you're doing?
00:05:22I don't need a checkup.
00:05:23Well, can't hurt, though, right?
00:05:25I don't need it.
00:05:31Well, I'm late for work,
00:05:32but you let me know if there's anything else you need.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:46Oh, right, yeah.
00:05:47Uh, okay, well, we're going to take a call now.
00:05:55What's that mean?
00:05:57He's going to be able to do this before his murder.
00:06:00Now, we swam the area around his neck to check for DNA.
00:06:05Would you care to give us a sample for comparison?
00:06:08Yeah.
00:06:11Okay.
00:06:16Yeah.
00:06:31Come on.
00:06:34There he is.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:34Thanks.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:37I don't know.
00:07:10Oh, my.
00:07:43Oh, my.
00:07:509-1-1, operator, what is your emergency?
00:07:52There's a spaceship that's crashed in my backyard, and it has crashed my azaleas.
00:07:59A spaceship?
00:08:00Yes.
00:08:01Sir, placing prank calls to 9-1-1 emergency services is a felony.
00:08:06It's not a prank.
00:08:08A spaceship that's crashed in my backyard and has crushed my azaleas.
00:08:12Sir, please try lying down and go back to sleep.
00:08:15I'm wide awake.
00:08:17Hello?
00:08:19Hello?
00:08:21Hello?
00:08:33Denise is unavailable.
00:08:36The voicemail is...
00:08:38The voicemail is...
00:09:06I have been talking to you about pickleball for the past four years, and you haven't done nothing about it.
00:09:14Pickleball is a fantastic sport for those of us whose knees aren't agile enough to get us across the tennis
00:09:21court.
00:09:22Who's filibustering pickleball?
00:09:25Is that you, Wu?
00:09:28The new cold storage facility near the highway is going to give our businesses a marvelous way to store their
00:09:36perishable goods.
00:09:37But it also gives us another thing, a giant wall.
00:09:44I wonder if this council would consider commissioning a muralist to add a little magic to what will already be
00:09:53a valuable building.
00:09:57I think we ought to change our town slogan.
00:10:01A great place to call home is confusing because when somebody hears it, it can mean that it's a great
00:10:09place to call your home on the telephone.
00:10:11I suggest a clearer motto like a great place to refer to as home, though it doesn't have to be
00:10:20that.
00:10:22We need a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:10:27a tourist the historic car, where they didn't get us from.
00:10:530822
00:10:53an hour
00:10:54an hour
00:10:54an hour
00:10:54an hour
00:10:56by
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00:11:38Denise is unavailable.
00:11:41The voicemail is full.
00:11:43Yeah, hi, Denise.
00:11:46I called you a few nights ago because the spaceship had crashed in my backyard.
00:11:54Well, now, a spaceman has come out of the ship and he's lying on my patio.
00:12:04I'm scared.
00:12:08I don't know what to do.
00:12:09Anyway, call me.
00:12:28How are you, Milton?
00:12:30Well, I'll tell you.
00:12:33I've got a real situation.
00:12:35I call this meeting of the Booth City Council to order.
00:12:39Esteemed council members, I am delighted to speak to you tonight about elderly youth connections.
00:12:46I hope eventually to collaborate with this board on this project.
00:12:50But in the meantime, I am launching a pilot project.
00:12:55I will be placing these posters around town in order to connect with a young person who would like to
00:13:02learn from me and I from them.
00:13:04I will keep you updated on this exciting project.
00:13:17We should change the town motto to something clearer because a great place to call home can mean you're calling
00:13:25home.
00:13:27I feel there needs to be a crosswalk on Trent Avenue between Frost and Allegheny.
00:13:33I feel it is too far between Frost and Allegheny and it encourages people to jaywalk and they can die.
00:13:45Also, a UFO has crashed in my backyard and has taken out my azaleas and has destroyed my birdbath.
00:13:58Did you just say UFO?
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:01It has crashed in my backyard and taken out my azaleas and destroyed my birdbath.
00:14:27You should not talk like that.
00:14:29When you talk like that, it makes them all take us less seriously.
00:14:32But it's true, a spaceship crashed in my backyard and crashed my azaleas.
00:14:37I'm dead serious.
00:14:38You should not talk like that.
00:14:40It is not good.
00:14:42Why should I not tell anybody?
00:14:47Good night, Joyce.
00:14:49See you next week.
00:14:51Milton, you want a ride?
00:14:55I can walk.
00:14:56I can give you a lift.
00:14:58No problem at all.
00:15:23Is everything okay, Milt?
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:27You feeling well?
00:15:28Except for this situation with the spaceship.
00:15:34If there's anything I can do, you let me know.
00:15:38I suppose.
00:15:46You take care, Milt.
00:15:48Look.
00:16:03You tune temporary?
00:16:06You listen to me.
00:16:08You listen to me.
00:16:11No problem.
00:16:13I don't want to talk to me.
00:16:15You love me.
00:16:15You love you.
00:16:18You go.
00:16:24Oh, my God.
00:17:12Oh, my God.
00:17:27Oh, my.
00:17:44It's warmer inside.
00:17:46Do you want to come inside?
00:17:53Do you want to come inside?
00:17:55Because it's warmer in here.
00:18:09I'm not sure what to do.
00:18:11This hasn't happened to me before.
00:18:16Shoot!
00:18:24There was the kettle.
00:18:26Sorry.
00:18:30I saw you finish the water, so maybe you want more?
00:18:39It looks like I was right.
00:18:53I brought you a bunch of different things, because I wasn't sure what you did.
00:19:10You're like the apples.
00:19:14That was the last one.
00:19:34Hey, Clarence.
00:19:35I'm Milt.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38That's a lot of apples.
00:19:39I prefer the alien that's back in my house.
00:19:43You mean an illegal alien, or...?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46Like an alien from outer space.
00:19:48A ship crashed in my backyard a couple nights ago, and an alien came crawling out of it.
00:19:55So far, the only thing he eats is apples.
00:20:07The 11-32.
00:20:13The government is searching for pieces of a weather satellite, they say, disintegrated over western Pennsylvania.
00:20:18They ask that anyone who comes across parts of the fallen device not touch it.
00:20:22During the time you were incarcerated, you were also receiving disability.
00:20:26Yes.
00:20:36I'm sorry.
00:20:38I'm just used to living alone.
00:20:46You're walking.
00:20:51That's a good sign.
00:20:53Maybe I show you around.
00:20:55This is the bathroom.
00:20:57You got hot water, cold.
00:20:59If the hot doesn't come out right away, just give it a minute.
00:21:04Here's where you do your business.
00:21:09There's things to read.
00:21:10If it takes a while, this is the guest bedroom.
00:21:14If you need to stay the night, this is where you'll sleep.
00:21:20It was a gift.
00:21:24The backyard, you already know.
00:21:26That's where you crashed into my azalea.
00:21:28Yes, we'll have a word about that later.
00:21:30We'll have a word about that later.
00:21:30The kitchen.
00:21:31Here's where I'll leave myself.
00:21:33Reminders.
00:21:35And this is the living room.
00:21:36I mainly use it to watch TV.
00:21:40I use this one to control everything.
00:21:43The only thing you use this one for is to change the volume.
00:21:48If you change anything else, then I have to call Denise over and she gets irritated with me.
00:21:55This channel shows the news that's happening.
00:21:58This channel's the same, but the people are a little angrier.
00:22:02This channel shows CSI three times a day.
00:22:06I like CSI because it always surprises me.
00:22:09You think it's going this way, but suddenly it's going this way instead.
00:22:17This is my family.
00:22:20She, unfortunately, has passed away.
00:22:23She lives in town.
00:22:24He lives in California.
00:22:26Moved there about ten years ago for a job.
00:22:28I don't hear from him much.
00:22:29That's okay.
00:22:31Young people are busy.
00:22:33I was busy at his age.
00:22:35Oh!
00:22:37It's seven o'clock.
00:22:38I forgot to tell you about the dance show.
00:22:52Hey, Denise.
00:22:53Hi, Dave.
00:22:54How's the clinic going?
00:22:55Well, so far, I've had two neuters and three spays, and the day's only half over, so.
00:23:05Uh, your dad was in here earlier.
00:23:07He said some stuff which struck me as a little strange.
00:23:11Uh-huh.
00:23:12Yeah, I don't mean to make a mountain out of it, but he said he was buying apples for an
00:23:17alien that was staying with him.
00:23:19Like an illegal alien?
00:23:21No, like an alien from outer space.
00:23:25Do you think that he was joking?
00:23:29He didn't seem to be joking.
00:23:32What really prompted me to come up with the Maxwell system, I think, is really effective and...
00:23:39Oh, hi, Denise.
00:23:41Listen.
00:23:42Dad, I don't want to argue.
00:23:45You're 78 years old, and you haven't seen a doctor in three years.
00:23:49Please let me schedule you a checkup, and I'll take you, and they'll check you out, and that'll be that.
00:23:57But I'm fine, Denise.
00:23:58I don't need a doctor.
00:24:00Well, if you're fine, then they'll tell you that you're fine, and that'll be that.
00:24:05And I'm not taking no for an answer.
00:24:09Well, I'd rather say no, but in that case, I guess.
00:24:17Did you get my message?
00:24:20Oh, did it say that my mailbox was full?
00:24:23Remember, if my mailbox was full, I'm not going to get the message.
00:24:28Um...
00:24:29All right, you should get that, and I'm late.
00:24:31I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:24:34Oh, okay.
00:24:42Hello?
00:24:43Hi, Milt, it's Sandy.
00:24:45Oh.
00:24:47I found your number in the phone book.
00:24:49I hope you don't mind I'm calling.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53Milt, do you happen to have a printer?
00:24:56A printer?
00:24:58Let me see.
00:25:00Denise set me up with a lot of things.
00:25:02When she stopped using them...
00:25:04Yeah, I have a printer.
00:25:06Oh.
00:25:07Mine stopped working long ago.
00:25:09Computer stopped recognizing it.
00:25:11Anyhow, do you think I could use yours?
00:25:15It's for the poster, for the program.
00:25:18Don't they have one in the library?
00:25:21I don't think they still have one.
00:25:26If it's a problem.
00:25:28It isn't a problem, I guess.
00:25:33Hey, Milt.
00:25:35Hi, Sandy.
00:25:37I really wish these machines would warn you before they screw themselves up like that.
00:25:42I'll probably print about 22.
00:25:43On my way through town, I thought of another couple of places.
00:25:46Oh, good Christ, what the fuck is that?
00:25:50You remember the spaceship that crashed in my yard?
00:25:54This is the little man who came out of it.
00:25:57This is Sandy.
00:25:59She's an acquaintance of mine.
00:26:03Milton, what is this?
00:26:06This is an alien from space, I suppose.
00:26:12How long has you been here?
00:26:14Oh, for a few days.
00:26:16Over the first couple of days, he was inside the spaceship.
00:26:22And he's just sitting on your couch.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27He's very friendly.
00:26:28He watches whatever I watch.
00:26:31He's undemanding.
00:26:33Oh, my Lord, I think I need to sit down.
00:26:36Oh.
00:26:41Oh, my God, Milton.
00:26:44This is a very big thing.
00:26:46Yeah, I suppose it is.
00:26:49This is a being from another galaxy.
00:26:56This has never happened before.
00:26:58I guess that's true.
00:27:01And there's a ship.
00:27:09Oh, dear God.
00:27:11Yep.
00:27:13I think it'll be a couple of seasons before they go back.
00:27:20When he arrived, he wasn't doing nearly so well.
00:27:23He was really banged up from the crash landing.
00:27:26But he's been eating apples ever since, and I guess they've helped him.
00:27:31Apples?
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:34And you want to keep him here?
00:27:36As long as he wants to.
00:27:37Oh, I don't know about that.
00:27:40He may be a threat.
00:27:41We don't know.
00:27:42I really doubt it.
00:27:48Listen, Milton, if you want to keep him here, you've got to stop telling people about him.
00:27:52No more just letting people come over like you did with me.
00:27:56I've seen what people do with these kinds of guys.
00:27:59This has happened to you before?
00:28:01No.
00:28:03From the movies.
00:28:05And the movies are based on something.
00:28:09There's got to be a secret.
00:28:12No more telling anyone.
00:28:14You know, and I know, and...
00:28:17I'm not telling anybody.
00:28:32Hmm.
00:28:34Sandy.
00:28:46I'm sure it's safe.
00:28:48Far as I can tell.
00:28:51He's really far from home.
00:28:53Seems like he would be the scared one.
00:28:57I'll see you soon, Milton.
00:29:01And remember.
00:29:04Don't tell anybody.
00:29:07I won't.
00:29:31His eyes will shake like you see in the movie.
00:29:33It hovered in the sky right above the house.
00:29:35It's round like a cylinder.
00:29:37I had lights all the way around it and had a dome on top with a bright light shining out.
00:29:47The government now says it was a security satellite and not a weather satellite that crashed somewhere in western Pennsylvania.
00:29:55That was Sandy.
00:29:57I think you'll like her.
00:29:58And call the number below.
00:30:01But she did.
00:30:02She did tell Ezekiel everything she knew about the antibiotics.
00:30:05She wanted to help.
00:30:07You're sure she wanted to help?
00:30:08Or had she simply exhausted her options, Robert?
00:30:10That's right, John.
00:30:12She exhausted her options.
00:30:14Nothing she could do was going to improve the situation.
00:30:16So why help now?
00:30:18Because she honestly wanted to do good.
00:30:20Robert, I'm sorry, but I'm not buying it for a second.
00:30:22I know she's your daughter.
00:30:24You're damn right she's my daughter.
00:30:25But it can't happen.
00:30:37She's my daughter.
00:30:41She's my daughter.
00:30:44She's my daughter.
00:30:46She's my daughter.
00:30:49She's my daughter.
00:30:50She's my daughter.
00:30:52She's my daughter.
00:30:53She's my daughter.
00:30:53She's my daughter.
00:30:55She's my daughter.
00:30:56She's my daughter.
00:30:56She's my daughter.
00:31:14Good morning.
00:31:20Repairs have begun.
00:31:22That's good.
00:31:24I hope you can fix it.
00:31:26Let's not be easy to be stuck on a different planet.
00:31:33Thank you for the picture.
00:31:35It's very beautiful.
00:31:41I'm going to put some coffee on.
00:31:54We're looking for differences.
00:31:57Could you circle the one that's different, please?
00:32:14I'm going to show you four objects.
00:32:18Do me a favor, Milton, and remember these objects.
00:32:28Now, I'm going to show you a new paper with three of the objects.
00:32:34You tell me which one is missing.
00:32:50Jump rope.
00:32:51The word is jump rope.
00:32:53You have that?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:59I'm going to tell you a short story.
00:33:04A young girl went to the store to buy grapes.
00:33:08When she got there, she didn't have enough money.
00:33:12So she bought milk instead.
00:33:14At home, her mother asked what happened.
00:33:18Milton, what was the word I asked you to remember?
00:33:21Remember?
00:33:40It must be strange for you, having me here and Milton gone.
00:33:45He'll be back shortly.
00:33:48He just had an appointment he had to go to.
00:33:55Do you understand me?
00:33:58With those eyes, it seems like you do.
00:34:05Well, since you can't talk, I guess I will.
00:34:17I have a daughter.
00:34:22We got along pretty well, but I don't get to see her much.
00:34:25She lives out on the West Coast.
00:34:31I have pictures.
00:34:38Monica, that's her partner, Lisa.
00:34:42That's my grandson, Philip.
00:34:45She and she are together.
00:34:50You know, together, together.
00:34:54I don't know if you have that on your planet,
00:34:57where two people of the same sex end up loving each other,
00:35:01but it's been happening here a lot over the last few years.
00:35:06I let her know from the start
00:35:09that it didn't make a huge difference to me.
00:35:14And wouldn't you know they spend all their time
00:35:17sucking up to her mother
00:35:19instead of coming out here to see me?
00:35:29I haven't seen them in person in...
00:35:32in three years.
00:35:38I swear to God,
00:35:40I don't normally talk this much.
00:35:45Milton, do you find yourself having trouble
00:35:48recollecting information about yourself
00:35:50that you've known all your life?
00:35:52Your birthday, your middle name.
00:35:54Do you leave objects in places
00:35:56where they normally don't go
00:35:57and not realize until later?
00:35:59No.
00:36:02Dad.
00:36:03I don't.
00:36:05He left a can of green beans
00:36:07in the bathroom cabinet.
00:36:09There was just once.
00:36:10I was probably just confused.
00:36:15I found a newspaper in the freezer.
00:36:19That also was just once.
00:36:22But, Dad, that's not the point.
00:36:24The point is that together
00:36:25they're kind of happening often.
00:36:28He, uh...
00:36:31He told the cashier at Corrado's
00:36:33that there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:37Milton, do you remember saying that?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Do you remember why you said that?
00:36:44It was a joke.
00:36:47I don't think it was a joke when you said it.
00:36:48I think that he meant it.
00:36:49I think that he thought that
00:36:51there was an alien living in his house.
00:36:54Milton,
00:36:55this is a sensitive subject to bring up.
00:36:58But at your age,
00:36:59and with these deficits in your thinking,
00:37:02it may be time to consider options
00:37:04for assisted living,
00:37:06such as an in-home caregiver
00:37:07or moving to an assisted living facility.
00:37:10Nope.
00:37:11Dad, just try to listen to what she has to say.
00:37:13No, I'm sorry.
00:37:14I need to go.
00:37:15I got to...
00:37:16Anderson Cooper's on.
00:37:18Dad.
00:37:20Wait.
00:37:21You set me up.
00:37:22God damn it.
00:37:23You set me up.
00:37:24I did it because I'm worried about you.
00:37:27You brought me here,
00:37:28had her spring that test on me
00:37:30without even giving me a chance to study.
00:37:32I'm trying to help.
00:37:33I don't need your help.
00:37:35What?
00:37:53Hey, Bill.
00:37:54I'm just reading him a book
00:37:55I found in Monica's baby things.
00:37:58Milton?
00:38:00Is everything okay?
00:38:02I'm fine.
00:38:03Are you sure you're fine?
00:38:06All right.
00:38:07I'll talk to you later.
00:38:10He's had lunch.
00:38:13He's had lunch.
00:38:50Denise thinks I'm losing it.
00:38:51She wants to put me in a home.
00:38:55I think I called her
00:38:57too many times to fix the TV system.
00:39:10I don't talk to my son.
00:39:13He doesn't like me very much.
00:39:16I understand it.
00:39:18I wasn't good at
00:39:20being a dad.
00:39:22So I stopped.
00:39:24No sense.
00:39:25You've been going at something
00:39:26you're not good at.
00:39:49Hi, this is Tim.
00:39:50I am unavailable at the moment.
00:39:51Please leave a message.
00:39:53Hey, Tim.
00:39:55It's Dad.
00:39:58Hope things are good there.
00:40:02Fall's starting to show up here.
00:40:08Denise's clinic has moved.
00:40:11Next to that new car wash out on Lincoln.
00:40:15Was that here when you were here?
00:40:18I don't know.
00:40:22We'll see how she deals with the noise.
00:40:26Maybe the dogs will get riled up.
00:40:35I know I wasn't there for you in ways I should have been.
00:40:44But enough's enough, don't you think?
00:40:52Looks like I got your machine.
00:41:06All right.
00:41:09Arms in the air.
00:41:13May I?
00:41:25You can put your arms down now.
00:41:36It's from back in the day
00:41:38when she could not shut up about it.
00:41:41I thought she was a lesbian.
00:41:42She is.
00:41:45It's some sort of joke.
00:41:48Oh.
00:41:50Well.
00:41:51At least he's not naked anymore.
00:41:54I'm not sure myself
00:41:56that he was.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:02I also thought
00:42:03it might be nice
00:42:05if we gave him a name.
00:42:07Do you think that's necessary?
00:42:09He's just here.
00:42:10I don't see the need
00:42:11to call him anything.
00:42:12Well,
00:42:13for instance,
00:42:14when we talk about him.
00:42:17What do you suggest?
00:42:19Well,
00:42:20I had an idea
00:42:21and it just feels right.
00:42:24You think we can call him Jules?
00:42:27Good as anything else.
00:42:29But I'm not going to call him anything.
00:42:31If he's just here,
00:42:32then I don't
00:42:33need to call him anything.
00:42:40The government continues
00:42:42to ask the public for help
00:42:43in its search
00:42:44for parts of a satellite
00:42:45they say
00:42:46fell out of the sky
00:42:47near the Pennsylvania-Ohio border recently.
00:42:49They are offering
00:42:50a reward of $10,000
00:42:52to anyone with information
00:42:53about the crashed apparatus.
00:43:14Where is it?
00:43:22It's Joyce.
00:43:24Joyce.
00:43:24What do we do?
00:43:25Take Jules upstairs.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:40Joyce,
00:43:41how are you?
00:43:43Milt and I
00:43:44were just having
00:43:44a little dinner.
00:43:46Would you like to join?
00:43:48I've seen the alien.
00:43:53Oh, my goodness.
00:43:54It's a goddamn
00:43:55extraterrestrial.
00:43:58I had a feeling
00:43:58you weren't lying.
00:44:00I knew you were slipping,
00:44:01but not that fast.
00:44:02Why were you spying on us?
00:44:04I thought it was odd
00:44:05the two of you
00:44:06hanging out together.
00:44:06You shouldn't have
00:44:07spied on us.
00:44:10His eyes are so
00:44:12understanding.
00:44:16May I touch you?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:18She shouldn't know.
00:44:19This is a secret.
00:44:20She shouldn't know.
00:44:21Guys, calm down.
00:44:21Just everybody calm down.
00:44:22You're scaring Jules.
00:44:23Jules?
00:44:25He's no Jules.
00:44:26He's more of a
00:44:27Gary
00:44:28or
00:44:29or a Naomi.
00:44:30His name is Jules.
00:44:32And listen,
00:44:33Milton,
00:44:33she's in on it now,
00:44:34okay?
00:44:34So we got to trust her.
00:44:35There's nothing else
00:44:35we can't do.
00:44:36You could kill her.
00:44:37Kill me?
00:44:38You can't kill me.
00:44:39I'll kill you.
00:44:40That's what I'll do.
00:44:41Guys, stop it.
00:44:44How do you know
00:44:45he's not dangerous?
00:44:46We just know.
00:44:48Okay, okay.
00:44:48I'm not going to tell anyone.
00:44:51No more keeping secrets
00:44:53from me.
00:44:53I'm in on this.
00:44:55Like Sandy says.
00:44:56We should have killed her.
00:44:57Hush.
00:45:06What's that?
00:45:07It's just pictures.
00:45:09He hands them to me
00:45:10all the time.
00:45:12Maybe he's trying
00:45:13to tell you something.
00:45:14He's not trying
00:45:15to tell me something.
00:45:17This isn't going
00:45:18to be fun with her.
00:45:19Joyce,
00:45:21Jules has come to me
00:45:23quite a bit to us
00:45:25and he's got to be
00:45:26a secret.
00:45:27You've seen the movies
00:45:28too.
00:45:28You know what happens
00:45:29to these guys
00:45:30when they fall to earth.
00:45:44I've tried getting him
00:45:45back into the house,
00:45:46but he spends all day
00:45:46looking at that spaceship
00:45:47in the backyard.
00:45:49First thing in the morning,
00:45:50he's out there
00:45:50looking at that spaceship.
00:46:11Yes?
00:46:12We're from the Department
00:46:12of National Security.
00:46:14Do you mind
00:46:15if we have a look
00:46:15at the premises?
00:46:19Hey, Joyce.
00:46:20Gary here.
00:46:21You mean the alien?
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:22Where else would he be?
00:46:24Come to spend
00:46:24some time with him.
00:46:26Come to spend some time with him.
00:46:27Come to spend some time with him.
00:46:31Come to spend some time with him.
00:46:43Hey, Gary.
00:46:48Joyce?
00:46:49I met you the other day.
00:46:54Um, I brought you
00:46:55a new shirt.
00:46:57The one you're wearing
00:46:58is hardly appropriate.
00:47:08Hello?
00:47:09Hi.
00:47:10I saw your poster
00:47:11at the library
00:47:11about the senior mentoring program.
00:47:14Yes?
00:47:15Well, I'm not super young,
00:47:17but, um,
00:47:19I wouldn't mind
00:47:20a chat like that.
00:47:22Oh, fantastic.
00:47:24And, uh,
00:47:26to whom am I speaking?
00:47:29Putin's fine.
00:47:32But it's not like
00:47:32the big city.
00:47:34You might not know it
00:47:36looking at me
00:47:37the way I am now,
00:47:37but I was an item.
00:47:41Going in the big city,
00:47:42you can find all the pleasure
00:47:43and danger
00:47:44you're looking for.
00:47:46You just have to
00:47:47exercise self-control.
00:47:49Otherwise,
00:47:50the city will eat you alive.
00:47:52I was lucky.
00:47:54I had my problems,
00:47:56I mean, my moments,
00:47:57but, uh,
00:47:59at least I got out
00:48:00in one piece.
00:48:03No more Pittsburgh
00:48:04for me.
00:48:10Danny?
00:48:10Yeah?
00:48:12Come on in.
00:48:17Would you like some tea?
00:48:18Sure.
00:48:19Great.
00:48:20Say, how old are you, Danny?
00:48:2227.
00:48:23I'm 72.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:27Some people,
00:48:28they get real sensitive
00:48:29about their age,
00:48:30do everything they can
00:48:31to look younger,
00:48:32but
00:48:34that's one thing
00:48:35I wanted to tell you, Danny.
00:48:36Aging
00:48:38is natural.
00:48:40Physical beauty
00:48:41is here for a moment
00:48:42and
00:48:43then it is gone.
00:48:46I really blossomed
00:48:48in the big city.
00:48:49Came into my own.
00:48:51Joyce,
00:48:51I think he wants
00:48:52to fix his spaceship.
00:48:54I had my share
00:48:55of lovers.
00:48:57Never really settled
00:48:58down with one.
00:49:00For a while,
00:49:01I...
00:49:03I sang.
00:49:05Can you believe it?
00:49:06I was a singer.
00:49:09You bet I can sing.
00:49:12And I've still got it, too.
00:49:15Does this thing
00:49:16have Bluetooth?
00:49:17Do you mind
00:49:18if I use a bathroom?
00:49:21Of course.
00:49:22Top of the stairs
00:49:22and on your left.
00:49:23Up there?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:33If I leave here tomorrow
00:49:41Would you still
00:49:44remember me?
00:49:59What are you doing?
00:50:03Taking some of your jewelry?
00:50:06You don't have to do that.
00:50:07Why don't you come back
00:50:08downstairs and
00:50:10we'll talk some more
00:50:11about life.
00:50:12I think I'd rather
00:50:13just take some
00:50:13of your jewelry.
00:50:15I'm gonna call
00:50:16the police.
00:50:24But if I stay
00:50:27here with you
00:50:29boy
00:50:33Things just
00:50:35couldn't be
00:50:37the same
00:50:41Cause I'm
00:50:43I'm as free
00:50:44as a bird
00:50:46now
00:50:50And this
00:50:52bird
00:50:53you cannot
00:50:54change
00:50:56Whoa
00:50:59And this
00:51:01bird
00:51:01you cannot
00:51:02change
00:51:08Lord
00:51:09help me
00:51:10I can't
00:51:11change
00:51:24You were saying
00:51:26his head just
00:51:27exploded
00:51:30That's right
00:51:31Out of nowhere?
00:51:33Out of nowhere
00:51:40Heads don't
00:51:41tend to just
00:51:44explode
00:51:45like that
00:51:47Are you
00:51:47suggesting
00:51:48I made a man's
00:51:49head explode
00:51:50off his shoulders?
00:51:51And how
00:51:52exactly
00:51:53would I do
00:51:54that?
00:51:54You tell
00:51:55us
00:51:55How would
00:51:57something that
00:51:57extraordinary
00:51:58happen in
00:51:59your house?
00:52:25Oh, it's
00:52:28Sandy
00:52:30Where is he?
00:52:31In the back, we're going to ship.
00:52:32In the back, we're going to ship.
00:53:08I knew he had powers.
00:53:10These guys usually have powers.
00:53:12Does this mean he's dangerous?
00:53:15Well, only when someone's being dangerous towards us.
00:53:18Right.
00:53:19Only when someone's being dangerous towards us.
00:53:22That's true.
00:53:23I mean, he saved me.
00:53:26Can you imagine what would have happened if he didn't get involved?
00:53:30I wouldn't be here.
00:53:33Well, is it possible he could do it to someone who wasn't bad?
00:53:37Well, he hasn't done it yet.
00:53:39I don't see why we should prejudice him with our fearful thoughts.
00:53:43All right, just ask him.
00:53:45As far as I'm concerned, Jules is on our side.
00:53:47And we ought to be on his.
00:53:49I agree.
00:53:50I agree, too.
00:53:52I agree, too.
00:53:55I agree, too.
00:53:56I agree.
00:53:57I agree.
00:54:57There was no weapon found at the scene?
00:54:59No explosive material?
00:55:00Nothing.
00:55:02Heads do not just blow off people's bodies.
00:55:04No, they do not.
00:55:06Forensis has no explanation?
00:55:07Not a one.
00:55:10Maybe Sandy's protecting someone.
00:55:12She has a big heart.
00:55:13Let's put a tail on her and see if she gets up to anything unusual.
00:55:16Yes, sir.
00:55:20Dad!
00:55:21Dad!
00:55:23Oh, Dad, come on, hey, come on, just a minute.
00:55:29Since when have you been hanging out with Sandy?
00:55:30Sandy.
00:55:32Okay, just, okay, wait.
00:55:34I am sorry for surprising you the other day.
00:55:37I'm worried.
00:55:38Okay, what you have said has not been normal, and I know that you value your independence,
00:55:44but there comes a time.
00:55:47Denise, I swear to you, I'm okay.
00:55:50How can you say that when you're buying apples for an alien?
00:55:52The apples aren't for an alien, they're for me.
00:55:55Twenty of them?
00:55:56Can't talk right now.
00:56:00Good to see you.
00:56:01Try not to worry.
00:56:02Well, that's impossible.
00:56:04Dad!
00:56:23So, I said to the doctor, I think this medicine is giving me sexual feelings.
00:56:29What did he say?
00:56:31He went and researched it, and he said, you're darn right.
00:56:35It's one of the side effects.
00:56:37It's a rare one, but it's one of them.
00:56:41He switched me to another medication.
00:56:44Do you have any of the old pills left?
00:56:48No, don't.
00:56:56Do you guys smell that?
00:56:59What?
00:57:00It's kind of a rotting smell.
00:57:03I didn't want to say anything, because I thought that's the way your house usually smelled.
00:57:11Oh, my.
00:57:14It's a cat.
00:57:16He killed a cat and rotted here?
00:57:19That's a tire mark.
00:57:21Unless he stole a car, he didn't kill this animal.
00:57:24He found it.
00:57:29He needs cats.
00:57:33I told you he was sending us a message.
00:57:35You guys should listen to me more often.
00:57:40Let me see that.
00:57:44That's a spaceship.
00:57:48I think he needs six more cats to get his ship working.
00:57:54Before, he needed seven.
00:57:56But with that one, he needs six more.
00:57:59Oh, I'm telling you, I get this guy.
00:58:01I get this guy more than you do.
00:58:03I think she might be right.
00:58:06Seven cats.
00:58:07What makes a ship run is seven cats.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11The only thing he eats is apples.
00:58:14You've got to kind of take him on his own terms, you know?
00:58:18So what are we supposed to do?
00:58:20Kill six cats?
00:58:23Green Turtle Veterinary Clinic.
00:58:25How can I help you?
00:58:26Is Dr. Robinson there?
00:58:27This is her father.
00:58:28Just one moment.
00:58:32Hey, Dad.
00:58:33What's up?
00:58:34Oh, not much.
00:58:36Um, how are you doing?
00:58:38I'm fine.
00:58:41What happens to the cats that die in your office?
00:58:45What?
00:58:46What happens to the cats that die in your office?
00:58:51Why are you asking me that?
00:58:54Oh, just trying to make conversation.
00:58:57Dad, what is going on?
00:59:00Nothing.
00:59:01Then why are you asking me that?
00:59:04Do they incinerate them?
00:59:06Or do they just throw them in a dumpster out back?
00:59:09Well, I'm not saying another word until you tell me why you're asking.
00:59:13Do you even know why you're asking?
00:59:15And you wonder why I'm worried?
00:59:17Forget it.
00:59:19Forget it?
00:59:20How am I supposed to forget it?
00:59:21I was just curious.
00:59:22That was it.
00:59:23You don't even have a cat.
00:59:25I've got to go.
00:59:26Love you.
00:59:30She didn't give me a straight answer.
00:59:57Slow down.
01:00:02Raccoon.
01:00:04Raccoon.
01:00:26Raccoon.
01:00:27It seems like they're looking for something.
01:00:36Sandy.
01:00:38How did it start?
01:00:40What?
01:00:44Thurl.
01:00:45How did it start?
01:00:49Wow.
01:00:51He was generally forgetful at first.
01:00:57Not as quick as he used to be.
01:01:05He started leaving things in weird places.
01:01:13I found the silverware in the bedroom.
01:01:18One time he pooped in the bidet.
01:01:26He was very embarrassed about that.
01:01:34Did the doctor say something that worried you?
01:01:41Do you forget things sometimes?
01:01:47Milton?
01:01:52I don't mean to.
01:01:58I don't want to worry you, Milton.
01:02:02It was years before it got bad.
01:02:07Don't go down that rabbit hole.
01:02:10You got to enjoy life.
01:02:13Not worry it away.
01:02:15Stop.
01:02:15Oh, right.
01:02:16I won't say another thing.
01:02:18No, no, no, no.
01:02:18I mean, stop.
01:02:21Stop.
01:02:45The fuck?
01:02:57How many did you get?
01:02:58We got two.
01:03:00Well, one and three quarters.
01:03:02Not easy.
01:03:03What's out there is mostly possums.
01:03:06We need four more.
01:03:10Well, three and a...
01:03:12Four and...
01:03:14Oh, heck.
01:03:15I was never good at fractions.
01:03:17I'll find them.
01:03:18How will you find them?
01:03:21I don't care if I have to scour the streets of this town.
01:03:25I'll find them.
01:03:27How are you?
01:03:28I'm good.
01:03:29What's up?
01:03:30It's about dad.
01:03:32He's not doing well.
01:03:34He's acting strange lately.
01:03:36Well, he's been acting strange for years.
01:03:38He told the checkout guy at Corrado's that he was buying apples for an alien living in his house.
01:03:45Well, was it an illegal alien?
01:03:47No, it was an alien from outer space.
01:03:50He was very clear on that.
01:03:58I got three.
01:04:00Well, three and a third, really.
01:04:03And that more than makes up for the missing quarter.
01:04:11I've always been very decent with fractions.
01:04:16We still need one more.
01:04:38They look like agents.
01:04:40Like government agents.
01:04:42Like the ones in the movies.
01:04:43Please, I'll take Jules upstairs.
01:04:48Where is he?
01:05:01User 4, turn to operations.
01:05:04Come on, let's go.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27We've got to act quickly.
01:05:28Because any moment we waste is a moment they can discover him.
01:05:32We can both go out driving.
01:05:34That'll take too long.
01:05:35And besides, I've looked everywhere.
01:05:37Well, short of killing a cat, I don't know how we're going to do it.
01:05:40Well, what about yours?
01:05:44Henry?
01:05:46What the hell are you talking about?
01:05:47You said he doesn't hear, he doesn't see, he can't walk.
01:05:51He's pretty much dead.
01:05:55Well, he's not dead.
01:06:01He's like my child.
01:06:05You can go fuck yourself.
01:06:15Okay.
01:06:30Let's go.
01:06:30Let's go.
01:06:30Let's go.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:37Let's go.
01:06:37I'm sorry about what Milton said.
01:06:40He spoke out of turn.
01:06:45Henry's been there every time I've come home.
01:06:49No one else has.
01:06:51Of course, pets may just be pets,
01:06:55but they're part of the family.
01:07:01I watched him get worse,
01:07:03and I just didn't do anything about it.
01:07:07I was too afraid of what it would be like without him.
01:07:13He's all I have.
01:07:20Do you know it's been a year
01:07:21since he was able to walk up to me on his own?
01:07:29Milton's right.
01:07:31He's not all I have.
01:07:35He's all I had.
01:07:48All right, go ahead.
01:07:50Let's do this.
01:07:53Explode his head.
01:07:55Wait.
01:07:59Better to cut down on the mess.
01:08:05Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:10Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:28Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:36Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:38Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:42Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:43Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:45Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:45Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:46Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:47Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:48Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:49Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:50Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:08:53Goodbye, sweet pea.
01:10:51Go back to 870 Elmore. Go back.
01:10:53Yes.
01:10:54Yes.
01:10:54No!
01:10:54No!
01:10:55No!
01:10:57No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59No!
01:11:03No!
01:11:07No!
01:11:24Congratulations, Jules.
01:11:27I'm so happy for you.
01:11:34I brought you something.
01:11:37It's a snow globe of the city.
01:11:39It's a typical gift that you get when you're in some place new.
01:11:44It kind of means a lot to me.
01:11:46It reminds me of my time in the city.
01:11:49I want you to have it.
01:11:55I brought you something, too.
01:11:58I don't know if it gets cold where you're from,
01:12:02but maybe you can get some use out of it.
01:12:07Not now.
01:12:10Later.
01:12:14I didn't know we were giving gifts.
01:12:19So you don't forget what I look like.
01:12:33What was that?
01:12:34Did he just do something?
01:12:43I think he's inviting us.
01:13:01I'll go.
01:13:13I'd like to go with you.
01:13:16Milton, can't you cut Denise?
01:13:18I'm ready to go.
01:13:22Jules has been nice company to me here,
01:13:24and I'd prefer not to have Denise see me get worse and worse every year.
01:13:43Hello?
01:13:45Dad?
01:13:46I'm not calling about the aliens.
01:13:50I'm not calling about any of that.
01:13:53It's time for your haircuts.
01:13:55I come by Saturday, and we could have lunch, and I could take care of it.
01:14:04We've been fighting, and I just want to hang out.
01:14:09We'll be around Saturday.
01:14:13Don't you work Saturdays?
01:14:15I'll get Heather to cover for me.
01:14:19We'll be around?
01:14:23Dad?
01:14:25I've seen you shut down before.
01:14:30I don't want that to happen to us.
01:14:36I'll have to check my schedule.
01:14:42Is everything okay?
01:14:47Yes, it is.
01:14:49All right.
01:14:51I'll wait to hear.
01:14:53I love you, Dad.
01:14:56You too.
01:14:58Bye.
01:15:16National Security, open the door!
01:15:19They're coming for Jules!
01:15:22They're coming!
01:15:24Get him in the ship!
01:16:00Whoa. Whoa. That was amazing.
01:16:05Are we on his planet already?
01:16:08That didn't feel like very long.
01:16:11Felt like just a few seconds.
01:16:13I've got four bars and a text message.
01:16:18I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:21I think he just stopped to drop us off.
01:16:26I think we're still on Earth.
01:16:34Well, Jules, I guess it's time for your intergalactic journey.
01:16:43If they didn't need me to keep this town on the rails, I'd come with you.
01:16:59I don't know.
01:17:17I'm very much journeying with you through the heavens and seeing your home.
01:17:23But I've lived on this planet all my life.
01:17:27It's my home.
01:17:31It doesn't stop being that just because I'm getting ready to leave it.
01:17:37What's coming probably won't be fun.
01:17:41But I ought to do it here.
01:17:57I'll be okay.
01:17:58I'll be okay.
01:17:59I'll be okay.
01:18:06I don't know.
01:18:35I don't know.
01:18:59I don't know.
01:19:52I don't know.
01:20:05I don't know.
01:20:29I don't know.
01:20:39I don't know.
01:21:09I don't know.
01:21:38I don't know.
01:22:01I don't know.
01:22:04I don't know.
01:22:37I don't know.
01:23:12I don't know.
01:23:34I don't know.
01:24:04I don't know.
01:24:08I don't know.
01:24:44I don't know.
01:25:08I don't know.
01:25:43I don't know.
01:26:15I don't know.
01:26:39I don't know.
01:27:09I don't know.
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