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00:42There were events that began at after the cyclone where Floyd and I met about a week
00:52after the cyclone where Floyd and I had bonded, he threw a cornhole celebration.
01:01You know where the Jamba Juice is on Center Street?
01:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right near the station.
01:07That's right near my office. It's right behind the Jamba Juice, period of corporate.
01:13Cool.
01:14Yeah.
01:15You know, that's my Jamba Juice, too, Central.
01:20Okay, well, wow, me too.
01:22I'm in there all the time. The go-getter is my energy lift, you know.
01:27It used to be coffee, but I was drinking, like, way, and I was like, hang on here, what?
01:33You know.
01:39Yeah.
01:41Nice. Yeah, go-getter. It's me, too. Wow. Okay.
01:46Is that right?
01:47Yeah.
01:48It's the healthiest one, more or less, don't you think?
01:51Floyd.
01:51Floyd gets the PB Chocolate Love.
01:53Oh, PB Chocolate Love.
01:55Yeah.
01:56That's nice.
01:56Well, it's pretty much a milkshake.
02:01What about the girls? What do they like to do?
02:04Oh, well, let's see.
02:05Lately, they're into crafting, dance.
02:09Ooh, dance.
02:09You guys have a dance school?
02:11No, we just started looking, actually.
02:12Dance with Miss Ashley Dance Academy on Campbell.
02:15Yeah, that's a good one, huh?
02:17Good? No, it's great.
02:18We signed Richard up there for the, he, you know, he has some things.
02:22He doesn't like sports, so we've had to try some other things.
02:27Hey, hey.
02:28Hey, Richard.
02:30Show Emmy some of your dance moves.
02:33I don't have any dance moves.
02:35Yeah, that's right.
02:36Okay, right answer.
02:38Awesome.
02:39Does he, he hasn't learned anything yet?
02:41No, that's what I'm saying.
02:43We bought, like, a three-month dance pack, and then he didn't even go, like, not even once.
02:48But I didn't want it to be a thing where he felt like he had disappointed us because we paid
02:53all that money, so I went.
02:54Oh.
02:55I'm, uh, I sign.
02:56Oh.
02:56I do the big stage at the 314 Fest every summer, the big, like, R&B hip-hop stage, and,
03:02you know, they just want me to sign the lyrics, but I wanted to give the deaf audience, like, a
03:06richer experience.
03:07Oh.
03:07So I wanted to link the lyrics to, like, a rhythm and groove, and I got, got really into it.
03:13Wow.
03:14And then I renewed the pack.
03:16Oh, for you.
03:17Fuck, yeah.
03:18Oh, wow.
03:20So you do the weather?
03:23Yeah, I do.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:27Clark Forest.
03:28My favorite, actually.
03:31Total favorite.
03:34Thank you so much.
03:36That's, uh...
03:37Total favorite local weather.
03:39Channel 10.
03:41That's very, uh...
03:44Um...
03:46I, uh, you know, I do, it's not the only...
03:52I have a, I have a deep-sea demolition company off the coast of Canada.
03:59Wow.
04:00That I founded.
04:01Wow.
04:01And I, and I still, I go, I oversee and I engineer, uh, the, the, the big demo.
04:12Um, so, yeah, I, uh, I do that.
04:21Um...
04:21I, uh, I, uh, I'm the, they call me, uh, the bang master, actually.
04:32Hmm.
04:35Or big bang, sometimes.
04:38Uh, so, anyway, I'm, I'm up there, I'm doing that, I'm overseeing, you know, really, whole,
04:45you know, fucking company.
04:47Everything dangerous.
04:49So I, you know, I do that in addition to, uh, the weather.
04:54And I gotta mix it up a little bit.
04:57Wow.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Okay.
05:04Bang master.
05:08Big bang.
05:12Big bang.
05:24Big bang.
05:27Big bang.
05:32Big bang.
05:35Big bang.
05:39Big bang.
05:41Let it shine on you. Open up your heart. Let it shine on you. And when you're alone. Let it
05:53shine on you.
05:56You've got to open up your heart. Let it shine on you. And when you feel like you've been cheated.
06:04And you pull it, turn it back. Open up your heart. Let it shine on you.
06:12You've got to feel it. You've got to feel it. Open up your heart. Let it shine on you. You've
06:25got to feel it. You've got to feel it. When you open up your heart. Let it shine on you.
06:37And when you feel like you've been cheated.
06:43Let it shine on you.
07:29beginner hip-hop five minutes what class are you in uh intermediate hip-hop all right
07:36yeah it's a good workout you know i'm trying to lose a few
07:39no it's good for the heart rate it's good for my curve too for your what uh peronies oh yeah
07:47yeah
07:49usually caused by trauma blunt trauma mine was
07:56what what happened what happened you mind me asking no i'll tell you um
08:08i went on this job interview in chicago i had an interview to maybe start equity trading
08:16carol's idea it's a good idea
08:19you look great i was selling printer toner which nobody was really buying anymore
08:25the chicago job would have been pretty good money like a big deal for the family
08:31so i headed downtown for this thing she made me get there really early
08:39so i'd be early
08:44and so i'm there crossing the south busy street sun's coming up and i witnessed this thing
08:51this kid is in the middle of like five lanes six lanes i don't know walking back and forth he
08:57has
08:58mental health issues and there he is like that's where he wants to be like in that danger
09:05whiz man like cars just like flying right next to whiz like he's almost getting killed but he keeps
09:12smiling and like spinning around almost dying the whole time
09:18so what like so i i go get him and i get him and i get him into a firm
09:26embrace
09:30and then we like frog her back over to safety
09:37we made it we made it and then uh what happened did you get hit in the penis by a
09:46car no no i got on the
09:47news i'm here with floyd smirnich who just hours ago risked his life to save a troubled young man from
09:54real danger on lasalle this morning floyd do you consider yourself a hero
10:00uh no i don't think that's i don't think that's important i think i think what's important so i
10:05bolt across this busy downtown you know streaks i'm late and carol really wants to get this job
10:10but tell me what happened okay beginner hip-hop that happened later yeah yeah hey first day yeah
10:21yeah excited all right cool well i want you to have a good time and you know dance your best
10:27but
10:27remember you don't have to dance better than anybody else because it's not a sport it's a form of
10:31expression sorry ma'am yeah this car is 14 years young but i guess that means she's old
11:06hey sweetheart hey uh yeah it's dead way so i'm gonna have to get towed i gotta wait till my
11:15next
11:15paycheck i guess okay i'm just gonna go and tell uh miss ashley that we're gonna abandon the car here
11:21for a little bit okay
11:41try to get her going again with my jumpers
11:48you could probably just touch it with your hand
11:54you could probably just start right up
12:07she's cool with that
12:14she's cool with it okay
12:16later ma'am
12:23hey hey hey thank you
12:27one car household
12:33even if i wasn't taking the r b dance class we still wouldn't have enough for another good car
12:39just so you know
12:42i don't want you blaming on the r b dance lessons okay
12:52it's a weird what i'm taking the bus you're not taking the bus i'm taking the bus
12:58you're taking the one car because i work on the street the bus goes down and you work in weird
13:02far
13:03away places i don't even know why you're still sitting here at the bus stop you have to take richard
13:07to school i wanted to say that it's weird that you're taking the bus while i'm taking the car
13:13i wanted to see that before i got in the car okay thank you okay i love you i love
13:19you too
13:57i can't hear you over our one car what are you saying
14:05oh
14:05i love you i love you too okay bye see ya see ya
14:17fuck
14:22come on
14:28all right see you bye okay
14:32all right
14:45all right
14:45all right
14:47all right
14:47all right
16:37Hi.
16:41Go-getter?
16:43Yeah.
16:44My everyday go-getter.
16:46For sure, yeah.
16:47Same.
16:48Usually take a midday break at the energy up.
16:51I hear ya.
16:58What is bunting?
17:01For the batter?
17:02It says bunting in this little book that they gave me, but it's like I should already know
17:07what bunting is.
17:08Okay.
17:08I don't know what it is.
17:10Yeah, that's...
17:10Bunting.
17:11Yeah, I'm gonna explain it to you.
17:15Whenever I ask Floyd anything about ump stuff, he's like, he acts like I'm not even talking.
17:20Have you always been in love with umpiring?
17:23I've never been in love with umpiring, even now when I'm doing it.
17:26But it's 85 a game and it's right behind the house, so you're blowing up.
17:37It's a demo call.
17:40That's for demolition.
17:43Sorry.
17:43The guys, they got a big job today.
17:46They get nervous and kind of puss out and they got to call someone who's done it a bunch
17:55of times.
17:58They pussy out.
18:01What's that?
18:02They pussy out and they call you?
18:12So I don't know anything about ump stuff.
18:16Maybe I should go to, like, a Cardinals game.
18:18Yeah?
18:19That's pricey.
18:21I probably don't even understand what's going on in the Cardinals game.
18:25You know, uh, we get group tickets.
18:28Yeah?
18:29Yeah, at WTGK.
18:31Hey, um, we got a, we got them in block and maybe you could join one of those?
18:39Yeah.
18:39I mean, that would, I would like to join.
18:42Yeah.
18:42Like when?
18:44There's, um, there's a schedule of games.
18:48That information is on here.
18:50Like, look, Thursday?
18:53Can you do it Thursday and then I could maybe join that block?
18:57Let me check my work schedule.
18:59Oh, come on.
19:01Don't pussy out.
19:13Why is he walking out to the pitcher?
19:15Uh, to talk to the pitcher.
19:18There you go.
19:18Just pass that one down there.
19:20About what?
19:21Uh, probably about pitching.
19:22Wow.
19:24I know, I'm just having fun.
19:25Nope, that's yours.
19:27Snag it.
19:31That's the light beer.
19:33Snag it.
19:34Snag that one?
19:36Yeah.
19:37It's yours.
19:39Snag it.
19:42Is there a limit to how many timeouts I can get?
19:47Uh, not, no, I don't think so.
19:50Baseball is one of those games that, uh, doesn't have a clock.
19:54Interesting.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Interesting.
19:58Cheers.
20:00Oh, you want to pass this one?
20:02Oh, yeah.
20:03There you go.
20:04One more.
20:05You should come to Strohmeyer on Saturday and see my game.
20:10Watch my big league moves.
20:13Oh, yeah?
20:14Mm-hmm.
20:16It'd be great to see Floyd.
20:18Oh, well, he's actually not going to be there because he's going to be downstate at his mom's.
20:24Oh, yeah?
20:25Yeah.
20:26That's Saturday?
20:272 p.m.?
20:29Hmm.
20:31A bike ride, uh, at Strohmeyer.
20:35In the afternoons, uh, on Saturdays.
20:38So.
20:40Cool.
20:41Yeah.
20:41Because that's when I'll be there, so.
20:44Saturday in the afternoon.
20:46And, uh, Floyd will be downstate.
21:02Play ball.
21:05Let's go.
21:33It might sound strange, but I wish it would rain.
21:40Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:49Let it rain, let it rain.
21:54Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.
21:56Let it rain in my eyes, oh, let it rain.
22:09Wednesday afternoon I could.
22:12I could too.
22:14Yeah?
22:15At the quality garden suites?
22:18It's gonna be a long week till then.
22:27Listen, can I tell you something?
22:32You can do anything with me.
22:36You never have to have any fears about sharing anything with me.
22:42At the quality garden suites, or wherever we are, I want your dreams.
22:53Do you want my dreams?
22:57At the quality garden suites?
23:00Give me your dreams.
23:02Tell me.
23:11I would like, I would like for you to sit on my face.
23:23I would like for you to sit on my face.
23:26I just go about your business.
23:29You don't do tasks on your phone.
23:35Just while you sit on my face.
23:41Yeah, it's 9-7-9-2-0-2-1-3-3-3-0-7.
23:51Uh-huh.
23:53Okay, well, it says here, what?
23:57I thought FedEx put me on hold, and it's their fault.
24:11So you would meet more regularly at the quality garden suites, hmm?
24:18Yeah, our dream meetings, yeah.
24:20What's a dream meeting?
24:24Well, it's when we just meet and, um, make each other's dream come true, sexually.
24:36Make all our dreams come true.
24:38At the quality garden suites.
24:41Yeah.
24:46That's the one in the suburbs, right?
24:49Yeah.
24:51And that's where your dreams came true.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Yeah.
24:57Like?
25:00Like what?
25:02Like, what's one of your dreams?
25:17Like, weight.
25:25Weight placement.
25:29Weight placement.
25:32Like someone
25:34Places their weight on you.
25:39On your...
25:42On you.
25:44Oh.
25:46It's so good.
25:48It's so good.
25:59So when are you going to have Smirner's computer stuff?
26:01Hour.
26:02Hour and a half.
26:08Um...
26:08Forest is in custody.
26:10Yeah, nice arrest.
26:12What's that?
26:13It was a nice arrest.
26:16Okay.
26:17Substantive evidence.
26:18He's at the scene.
26:19We got motive.
26:21And now that he's in holding, uh, we'll get more.
26:25That's usually how it, like, goes down, you know.
26:29Okay.
26:31Okay.
26:34No one jacks off to magazines in modern society.
26:38Well, this guy did.
26:39I'm going to interview Forest.
26:40And I want you to interview the wife.
26:44Please.
26:55See, you want to interview both subjects of a problematic affair at the same time.
26:59So they don't have time to get their story straight.
27:03If they're going to tell you a story.
27:04Yes.
27:05I knew that.
27:06I can interview him.
27:08You can interview her.
27:09You interview her.
27:10I'll interview him.
27:11I'd like to interview him.
27:12I'd like you to interview her.
27:14Why?
27:14She's not a suspect.
27:15I'm lead.
27:16You were to understand that.
27:17He's under arrest.
27:18I just, I need her version of it.
27:19So I'll know when he's lying.
27:21Now, go interview her.
27:23Please, Twyla.
27:25I'll be right back.
27:28Come on.
27:52Come on.
27:55Do Floyd Smyrnich have a life insurance policy?
27:59No way, Jose.
28:03Mrs. Smyrnich. Love Smyrnich.
28:06There's a thing. Love Smyrnich.
28:12Mrs. Love Smyrnich.
28:14Where did you first meet Clark Forest?
28:18Uh, Cornhole. There was a Cornhole get-together on our lawn.
28:22That's when you and Clark Forest began your relationship.
28:24No, that's when I met Clark Forest.
28:27And he told me that he owned and operator founded, whatever,
28:32a company that did deep-sea explosions in Canada.
28:37Clark Forest told you this?
28:39Yeah, that's what I just said.
28:43And this wasn't true?
28:45I found out later. No, that was untrue.
28:48None of that was true?
28:50No.
28:52But, at the time, did you believe him?
28:55I had no reason to think he was lying.
28:58Can you speak up, please?
29:04And, what effect did this have on you?
29:07When you were told that Mr. Forest oversaw underwater explosions and that sort of thing?
29:13Yeah, I was interested and curious, you know, about his explosion work. Yeah.
29:22And, what did you talk to Mr. Forest about?
29:24Well, I talked about my son and about work and, uh, jump juice and my husband.
29:40And that's about all.
29:41I mean, I didn't think that the ordinary matters of my life would be very intriguing, really, to anybody.
29:49They're samey as anyone else, so...
29:52I don't really talk a lot, so I didn't say very much.
29:55So, is it fair to say that this relationship, it was instigated by Clark Forest?
30:06Can you speak up?
30:15He was trying to seduce you, or in that manner?
30:19He was behaving in that manner?
30:22He was behaving in that manner, yes. Explosions. I mean...
30:26Yeah. Right. Come on.
30:30And when did you see Mr. Forest next?
30:33Jamba Juice.
30:34So, you were at the same Jamba Juice?
30:36You bumped into Mr. Forest?
30:38Yep.
30:40Who was there first?
30:44I remember, um...
30:47I saw Mr. Forest at the counter at Barstool's situation when I entered.
30:53So, he was there.
30:55Then you came in.
30:56Yes.
31:00And we ordered the same thing.
31:02The same Jamba Juice?
31:03Mm-hmm.
31:03Jamba Juice makes different combinations of juices, yeah.
31:07And, uh, Mr. Forest and I ordered the same one, which was the go-getter.
31:11You know, so we had a little laugh about that.
31:14You had a laugh?
31:17Yeah.
31:22So, Cornhole, Jamba Juice, another few encounters, and then a brief intimacy began.
31:28Yes, and then it ended.
31:29Had you ever discussed leaving your husband?
31:31Discussed with Clark?
31:32Yes.
31:33Yes.
31:33Many times.
31:34Many times.
31:35Discussed in what way?
31:36Discussed in the way where I said many times to him that I had no interest in leaving my husband
31:41and that I would never do that.
31:50That's all.
31:54Okay.
31:55I have a warrant to take the mail that you received this week into evidence.
32:00That's again?
32:02That again what?
32:03You're doing that again?
32:05We're doing that each week.
32:07For a duration.
32:08All will be returned to you.
32:11Your bills and files are kept where?
32:13In the hutch.
32:15The hutch?
32:16Yeah, we don't have an office type situation in this house, so we maintain all the paperwork in a hutch.
32:24Wow.
32:26Wow?
32:26Wow with all the questions and stuff and shit, okay?
32:32I'm sorry.
32:33Sorry.
32:35It's okay.
32:37It's just been...
32:40a lot.
32:42Of course.
32:48May I see the hutch?
32:54Sure.
33:04It's okay.
33:29This contains tax matters?
33:33Of your families?
33:36This box?
33:38That's Floyd's stuff.
33:43I'd like to take this for assessment too, ma'am.
33:47So she makes your dreams come true, Carol Smirnich.
33:51She makes your dreams come true, Clark.
33:53And then she tells you after all that she's still in love with her husband.
33:57Hmm?
33:58Isn't that what happens to you next?
34:11It was really nice of Floyd to get us all tickets.
34:15Yeah, totally.
34:19Do you guys want a water?
34:21Oh, I would love one.
34:22Please, do you want a water?
34:23Oh, thank you.
34:23Okay.
34:26Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
34:29Go.
34:29I don't dance.
34:30I work.
34:31I don't play.
34:32I play.
34:33I don't walk.
34:34I strut, strut, strut.
34:35And then it's that show.
34:36But I don't work for free.
34:38That's not the tea, honey.
34:40So make it rain on me.
34:42And I might let you see.
34:45My nails, hair, hips, heels, nails, hair, hips, heels, nails, hair, hips, heels, nails, hair.
34:50He's just...
34:57You okay?
34:59Look at him.
35:02Floyd?
35:06He is trying so hard.
35:08I want to see you work.
35:10Come on.
35:10Drop for me.
35:11Drop for me.
35:11Drop, drop for me.
35:13Drop for me.
35:13Drop, drop for me.
35:15Drop for me.
35:15Yeah, he's pretty good.
35:17You wouldn't think that a guy like that big or that...
35:23An overweight guy would be great at fluttering.
35:27He's athletic.
35:28You know, I mean, I'm worried about his weight a little bit, but we're working on it.
35:35God, I hope his heart doesn't just burst out there.
35:40Look at him.
35:42Look at him.
35:43Look at him go!
35:48Are you okay?
35:54Mark, I love him so much.
35:59I just...
36:00I want to be old with him.
36:04You know, looking at me is the sweetest thing.
36:08I mean, in my mind, I was kind of making fun of this whole RNG death thing, but look at
36:14him go.
36:30That's all.
36:45She tells you that after all that, she's still in love with her husband.
36:50I have your texts.
36:56And then...
36:59Then you befriend him, the husband.
37:02I mean, really befriend him.
37:07No?
37:08I get that timeline wrong?
37:10Because that's when you two, you and Floyd Smirnich, that's when you got closer to him.
37:22That's right?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Yeah.
37:24So he could gain his trust.
37:26Yeah.
37:28Maybe deal with him.
37:29Get rid of him.
37:31Get some kind of plan.
37:33I don't know what kind.
37:35But you get some kind of a plan.
37:54So what is DTF St. Louis?
37:57It's a subscription the victim had.
37:59It's a dating site.
38:00Hookup site.
38:01We subpoenaed them.
38:02Hookup?
38:03It's like a sexual encounter site.
38:06Uh-huh.
38:06So what's in here?
38:07He was arranging meetings.
38:09With men.
38:10Right.
38:10Well, daddy's a little secret.
38:12He was really into Indiana Jones.
38:15I don't know.
38:15It was his thing.
38:15Personal.
38:16He met with this guy.
38:21Uh...
38:21To do it?
38:24It...
38:25I mean...
38:26It like in fucking...
38:29Do they meet to fuck?
38:30Yeah.
38:31It's...
38:31Like a sex site.
38:32Oh.
38:33For married people.
38:34To hook up and like, uh...
38:37Yeah.
38:38In private places.
38:40Around St. Louis.
38:41Around St. Louis.
38:42Yeah.
38:43He met this guy.
38:45But...
38:45Here's the thing.
38:47Weeks later,
38:48he meets up with this guy.
38:52Tiger Tiger.
38:54Yes.
38:55This is Tiger Tiger here?
38:57Yes.
38:57It's the profile for this younger guy.
39:00Tiger Tiger says...
39:01Meet me at the Kevin Kline pools.
39:05Oh, well.
39:05That's where he was killed.
39:06The morning of?
39:074 a.m.
39:08The morning we discovered the body.
39:10Okay.
39:10Did you subpoena this profile man?
39:13This young guy?
39:14Yes.
39:15But he's not a young guy.
39:17He was just posing as a young guy.
39:19Hmm.
39:20It's Clark Forrest.
39:23Is Tiger Tiger.
39:24The weather guy?
39:25Clark Forrest.
39:27Is Tiger Tiger.
39:38You doing okay?
39:40Yeah.
39:42Wanna take a break or something there Tiger?
39:45Huh?
39:45Wanna take five Tiger?
39:54Why do you keep calling me Tiger?
39:58Because you're Tiger Tiger.
40:02Yeah.
40:04You created this profile.
40:10DTF St. Louis.
40:11Tiger Tiger.
40:12Your IP address.
40:15They have to tell us when they're subpoenaed.
40:20Smyrnich.
40:22He liked to meet men on this site.
40:26You posed as a man.
40:28Floyd didn't like to meet men.
40:30You don't know what you're talking about.
40:46This is a guy, right?
40:47Yes.
40:48His name is Christopher Robert Spurse.
40:50Lives in Twila.
40:51Small business owner.
40:52And he had a sex date with Floyd Smyrnich.
40:55Yes.
40:56Get him in here.
41:04Modern love?
41:07Yes.
41:13So you met this rock solid for breakfast?
41:16Yeah.
41:17Ordinary breakfast.
41:19Ordinary guy.
41:20Nice guy.
41:21Did breakfast lead to any intimacy or sex?
41:26Breakfast led to a little intimacy play.
41:32A little what?
41:33A little intimacy play.
41:35What's that?
41:38Well, it could be any number of things.
41:39But in this case, I was just making out in the parking lot.
41:42Well, you kissed?
41:43Yeah.
41:47Kissing of what sort?
41:48Oh, like the kind where I put my tongue in his mouth.
41:50Kissing.
41:53Uh, was there any additional?
41:58Ass play.
42:00Okay.
42:15Who played with whose ass?
42:17I touched his ass a little bit.
42:21And that led to some brief grinding.
42:30Hey, Forrest.
42:33You wanted this guy gone.
42:36He liked to meet men.
42:38He introduced them to DTF St. Louis.
42:40You're buddies now.
42:41He goes on this side.
42:42He goes, he goes to meet Tiger Tiger.
42:44But that's you though.
42:46He gets dead instead.
42:48Clark.
42:49And you get the girl.
42:53That's what happened.
42:54Yeah?
42:56Clear as day.
43:00What?
43:01Are you afraid to talk to me now?
43:02I'm not.
43:03Not what?
43:04Not Tiger Tiger?
43:04I'm not afraid.
43:05You're Tiger Tiger.
43:06I'm Tiger Tiger.
43:07Fuck.
43:09But...
43:10But what?
43:30You'll find this app under DTF St. Louis.
43:33And while I'm not going to tell you what DTF stands for, if you know, then you'll know
43:38that this is targeted towards married couples who still might want to have a little secret
43:43fun with a new face here in the St. Louis area.
43:46No strings attached.
43:48No strings attached.
43:50All of the excitement.
43:51None of the consequences.
43:52September 14th.
43:53Carol loves Smyrnage.
43:54To you.
43:56I love Floyd so much, right?
43:57He's so sweet.
43:59Wow.
43:59And he needs someone to take care of him.
44:00And that's me.
44:01And that's what I want to do.
44:04Okay.
44:04The next text on your phone, you don't respond to her.
44:07You text Floyd soon after.
44:09And your text is...
44:12Hey man, we're having a get together Sunday.
44:14Can you guys come?
44:15Floyd?
44:15Cool.
44:16We're there.
44:39Hey.
44:40Hey.
44:41Hey.
44:41Hey.
44:41So, I...
44:42I...
44:43I saw this thing.
44:45A segment.
44:46While I was getting ready for my broadcast.
44:51Okay.
44:53It was a report about an app.
44:58Dating.
44:59Dating.
45:00It's not really a dating app, actually.
45:05DTF St. Louis.
45:09What's DTF?
45:12Down to fuck.
45:17Down to fuck?
45:23If someone responds to your profile, you set a meeting.
45:26Some place quiet.
45:28Then you meet.
45:34I got a hit.
45:36First one since Modern Love.
45:39Hey.
45:41You got a hit, man.
45:42I got a hit.
45:44Nice one.
45:45Yeah.
45:47I think he liked my profile.
45:48He definitely liked your profile.
45:50That's why he got the hit.
45:51Yeah, he liked it.
45:53Yeah.
45:54You know, I think I want to meet him.
46:12Put it on the projector.
46:25So...
46:29You posed as Tiger Tiger.
46:32Floyd messaged as Tiger Tiger and he makes a plan to meet for sex.
46:35He brought some dad porn to get his game face on.
46:40Daddy's favorite Indiana Jones Jack-Off classics.
46:49Then you show instead.
46:51On your nerd bike.
46:53You have a drink together.
46:55Bloody Mary founded the scene.
46:58It's got a massive dose of Amphazine in it.
47:02A pharmaceutical amphetamine.
47:06Twenty minutes later, he's dead.
47:14Hmm.
47:16You were prescribed Amphazine on November 3rd.
47:20Six days before the murder.
47:25That's premeditation.
47:26That's murder one.
47:29And in the state of Missouri, which is the state we're in.
47:33That's the death penalty, buddy.
47:38Hmm?
47:42Oh.
47:43Now you're afraid to talk.
47:53How's that?
47:58How are you hiding in the drawer?
47:59It's just not that you are hiding in the drawer.
48:01Go.
48:05Over here.
48:11rapidement.
48:11You're hiding inside.
48:12That's just a tiny...
48:15You're hiding in the bathroom.
48:15You're hiding inside.
48:30Oh, my God.
48:45Yes. What?
48:47Is this Floyd Smirnich?
48:52Yeah.
48:54Oh, my God, yes. From when he was young.
49:09Your name?
49:10Jody Plum.
49:12Thank you. It'll be right up.
49:14Okay.
49:19Pardon me.
49:20Um, I'm a detective with the trial of police. May I ask you a question?
49:26Sure.
49:29Do you recognize this customer?
49:33Yeah.
49:34Yeah. That's Watermelon Breeze.
49:44Why do you call her Watermelon Breeze?
49:47She always gets Watermelon Breeze. We do that.
49:50Tina.
49:55Who's that?
49:59Watermelon Breeze.
50:01Would it be strange for this woman to order the go-getter?
50:05Yeah.
50:05Yeah.
50:07Because she's Watermelon Breeze.
50:09Yeah, she's Watermelon Breeze.
50:10There was that one weird day, though.
50:18So this guy was seeing men on the side, on this website.
50:21The victim?
50:22Yeah.
50:23The weatherman poses as a guy.
50:25He lures him to the Kevin Clines.
50:27And this poor guy, he thinks he's going there for sex.
50:29He brings his little, uh, pre-game boner fuel.
50:33Some, like, classic Indiana Jones porn.
50:36But Forrest shows up with a dosed-canned beverage.
50:40Dosed-canned beverage?
50:42Emphazine.
50:44We got him on the prescription.
50:45Okay.
50:47That's the whole thing?
50:48That's the whole thing.
50:49Well, if that's the whole thing, that's Murder One.
50:51Capital.
50:52Sound about right?
50:53Sounds about right, yeah.
51:07Pretty good day.
51:11Okay.
51:13I mentioned to you this morning, uh, we get him at holding and some more of the elements
51:18of the case will break.
51:20Uh, that's pretty ordinary, but yeah.
51:22And so they did, as I expected.
51:25So, pretty good day.
51:27Good.
51:30Yeah.
51:35So, Tiger Tiger?
51:37It's our guy, Forrest.
51:39False profile.
51:41Well, he led Smyrnish to believe it was a sex hookup on DTF.
51:45And he was ready for sex, as evidenced by the Indiana Jones Jackoff classics.
51:53But the weatherman shows up instead, with the Bloody Mary, and it's got emphazine in it.
51:59And yeah, the weatherman had a prescription for it, less than a week before.
52:08It's Palomar.
52:10What's that?
52:11Palomar?
52:12Palomar?
52:12You never heard that, in Twyla?
52:14No.
52:15That's the world's strongest knot.
52:17That's what we call a case like this that's tied up tight.
52:20It's a Palomar.
52:28Floyd Smyrnish wasn't jacking it to those Indiana Jones photos.
52:32Because those photos are of Floyd Smyrnish.
52:37That's not porn.
52:39That's a younger Floyd Smyrnish.
52:43It has some other meaning.
52:48That's him?
52:49Yes.
52:53He...
52:57What?
52:59He brought pictures of himself there, the morning he was killed?
53:02Yes.
53:04And?
53:07And what?
53:08And the wife lied to me today.
53:11Yeah, about?
53:12Their affair.
53:14She's claiming that four seduced her.
53:16Yeah, and?
53:17I think it was the other way around, Homer.
53:27Loneliness
53:31is the cold you wear.
53:36On your left!
53:37The other way, meteorologist Clark Forrest, has been charged with murder of American Sign Language interpreter, Floyd Smyrnish.
53:51We are learning from the district attorney's office that there was an affair between Forrest and Floyd Smyrnish's wife.
53:59Further details of this ongoing investigation, and not yet...
54:03When you're with us...
54:06When you're with us...
54:10Hey, uh, Emmy, I'm being charged, um...
54:16This, uh, this guy...
54:21This guy...
54:23This guy is, uh...
54:25He's talking about the...
54:27Death penalty.
54:29Okay?
54:33Um...
54:41I don't understand what happened.
54:45I had that thing with Carol.
54:47I'm sorry.
54:48But I didn't hurt Floyd.
54:50When you're without love
54:56Lonely
54:59Without you, baby
55:04Watermelon breeze
55:06Oh, I need you
55:10I can't go on
55:16The sun ain't gonna shine anymore
55:19The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky
55:25The tears are always clouding your eyes
55:30The sun ain't gonna shine anymore
55:34You're without love
55:46You're without love
55:49Ooh
55:49Ooh
55:50Ooh
55:52Ooh
55:53Ooh
55:53Ooh
55:54Ooh
55:57Ooh
55:57Ooh
55:58Ooh
55:58Ooh
55:58Ooh
56:04Not anymore
56:09Bring it back, baby
56:19Oh, baby
56:56Oh, baby
56:59Oh, baby
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