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00:00:08You
00:00:34I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:44But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:52You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby!
00:00:58I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:12But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:17And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Hey!
00:01:21You're bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm.
00:01:40Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:45Limousine, Buick, Queen, Japan magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:01Where the sun shines high
00:02:03And lights over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:06In Hollywood
00:02:07In Hollywood
00:02:07In Hollywood
00:02:08Any time it wants fun
00:02:10It's a time it's ready to play
00:02:21I forgot to introduce myself
00:02:22I'm Dale
00:02:24That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP
00:02:29He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:35God, I'm already name dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP, uh, uh, okay
00:02:49Mmm, manjara
00:02:57Delicioso
00:03:05What? No good experience?
00:03:09Bye, baby
00:03:12Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:24The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy
00:03:28A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes
00:03:32Come here
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but
00:03:44Sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing
00:03:48Oh, JP
00:03:49Ah, no, no, no
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:52Stay here
00:03:53Melissa, JP
00:03:54The computer's broken
00:03:56It's a crazy joke
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you
00:04:03Hey, JP
00:04:04Let's do that thing with the toes again
00:04:07Call me if you want a rendezvous
00:04:09Babe
00:04:09Bye
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP
00:04:25No more mozzarella, Mama
00:04:32Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend
00:04:36I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better
00:05:00Consequently, no one puts down roots
00:05:02No one settles down
00:05:03It's like living in this state of perpetual vacancy
00:05:11I want some roots
00:05:14At least, I think I do
00:05:19Oh, my God, did you
00:05:21Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe
00:05:232012
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone
00:05:30Oh
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:34No, I don't mean like the movie
00:05:36This is real, Dale
00:05:38The movie is based on the facts
00:05:42The planet
00:05:44Is called
00:05:46Nidai
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name
00:05:49And why it isn't six or eight
00:05:51But Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying
00:05:58Seven won't be taking any girls, Mom
00:06:00It's all over the internet
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it
00:06:03I can't stop reading
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog
00:06:40Okay
00:06:41And you just left?
00:06:42Yep
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:45I don't know
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby
00:06:58Come back to bed
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:04So drama
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months
00:07:08And text and call every day
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point
00:07:13We just had sex, JP
00:07:15It's good
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head
00:07:24Oh
00:07:25Last week, bird crap
00:07:27This week, balls in her face
00:07:29That's typical
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information
00:07:35But that's absolutely true
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt
00:07:41I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems
00:07:51And dispense useful commentary
00:07:53Toast suckers freak me out
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite
00:07:58Top five for sure
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet
00:08:06I personally think your dog
00:08:08Is the biggest issue in your dating life
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sits over
00:08:16Where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um
00:08:19I guess he just stays in my bed
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly
00:08:24What about sniffing?
00:08:26Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it
00:08:36Okay, okay
00:08:37You have a point
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale
00:08:42Uh-oh
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Oh, no
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel?
00:08:51Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this
00:08:55It was on CMZ
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel
00:08:59Recently has confirmed reports
00:09:01That she is three months pregnant
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer
00:09:06JP Gia...
00:09:07Whatever his name is
00:09:09Is the father
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12And has been linked to several Hollywood socialites
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops
00:09:17I'm done
00:09:18I'm sorry
00:09:18I'm done dating men in this city
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl
00:09:23That always gets burnt
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk
00:09:26No, I'm...
00:09:29Hey, Dale
00:09:31Hey
00:09:31Hi
00:09:32Zach
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic
00:09:35Oh, thanks
00:09:37I cut my bangs
00:09:38Yeah
00:09:38It suits you very much
00:09:41I knew Zach before he was a rock star
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys
00:09:48And he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
00:09:51But to me
00:09:52He'll always be good old Zach
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie
00:09:58Hi
00:09:59And Becca
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before
00:10:02It's good to see you
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you
00:10:04You too
00:10:05Wow
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so
00:10:12So I'm gonna be around
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great
00:10:20I love your music
00:10:21Thank you
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:29Oh, I think the Paps have found you
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely
00:10:34Pictures
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend
00:10:38Oh, right
00:10:39Mm-hmm
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale
00:10:42Hi
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff
00:10:46Okay
00:10:46Um, yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me
00:10:49Don't forget to come
00:10:50Oh, my God
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11Started back in Catholic school
00:11:13And, specifically, our first communion
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be
00:11:19Comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows
00:11:23This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle
00:11:27Dressed in white
00:11:29Oh, that's fine
00:11:36You are getting married
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone
00:11:41Plus it comes with that caring taste
00:11:43Oh, right
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift
00:11:47What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate
00:11:51I find it to be a little bit unholy
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you, I love this
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No, I mean, he called twice, but
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach
00:12:04Oh, yeah
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day
00:12:07He looked so good
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:19What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip
00:12:23Which is it
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked
00:12:29Girls
00:12:29You can just tell me later
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment
00:12:33But I have a huge announcement to make
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys
00:12:48It's not that I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore
00:12:50It's not that I don't
00:12:52It's not fair, I can't take this limbo
00:12:54I know
00:12:54You either marry me or are you leaving
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie
00:13:17He was flirting with you
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt
00:13:20It's a human condition, it's natural
00:13:22Plus you think everyone is flirting with you
00:13:23I don't know, I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags, no?
00:13:35No, I like Drew, I don't think he's a douchebag
00:13:37Well, who came up with the term douchebag anyway? It's kind of disgusting
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:49Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious
00:14:02I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up from other seasons of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat
00:14:13That's not funny
00:14:14Seriously
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago
00:14:18And the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation
00:14:26And Becca just triggered three of them
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent
00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds
00:14:34And it's okay
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca
00:14:41You're perfect
00:14:42Don't listen to that
00:14:43Exactly
00:14:44Douchebags
00:14:45As bad as they sound
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the
00:14:51rest of the world
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it
00:14:55At all
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell me
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking high
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself
00:15:04Come on, guys
00:15:04Let's go
00:15:06All I know for certain is that dating in this place sucks and I'm done
00:15:10Thank you
00:15:10I'm serious, I'm done
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might, uh
00:15:14I might pass on going out tonight
00:15:15What? No
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single
00:15:22Plus, you're our designated driver
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt
00:15:30Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city
00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity
00:15:39Work in the A-list arena
00:15:41Or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi
00:15:44Then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in
00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:53Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight
00:15:57Hey, yo, hey, yo
00:16:00Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight
00:16:05If you're not on the list, leave
00:16:08Ah, honey, not in my club
00:16:09Natural hair colors only
00:16:11Anthony
00:16:12Oh, hi, of course
00:16:14Come on in
00:16:15Great
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door
00:16:17Certainly
00:16:18At least we're full
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week
00:16:25Three times
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:28Okay, look, we're on the list
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in
00:16:33You totes owe me seven
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there
00:16:40And you, darling
00:16:41Sunset Strip is that way
00:16:42There's a feeling that you got it
00:16:44There's a feeling that you got it
00:16:45I'm feeling in the air
00:16:47Baby girl, don't you deny
00:16:48I see it in your eyes
00:16:49Baby girl, don't you try to hide it
00:16:51And if the sun come out, won't you try
00:16:53It's your biggest tip you've ever seen
00:16:55Hey, Jamie did a mistake
00:16:57You're wild, baby
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason
00:17:02They check out the old dude and the blue girl
00:17:04Oh, my God, I'm sorry
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding
00:17:07There you go
00:17:08Ah, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger
00:17:12I'm sorry
00:17:16Oh, my God, is that David Spade over there?
00:17:18That was hot
00:17:20God, this town is so disgusting
00:17:23Oh, my God
00:17:24I'm glad you checked that guy out
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night
00:17:26He's so hot
00:17:28I'm well-connected
00:17:30I guess I'm under my wingman
00:17:35Uh-oh
00:17:36Don't look over there
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me
00:17:46I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:47I'm-I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:50Oh, ah!
00:17:51Ah!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53You're there, baby
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:56Well, let me guess
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:01Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes, uh, baby, this is Dave
00:18:14Well, not anymore, you don't
00:18:18Bye-bye
00:18:23This is my first bitch slap
00:18:24But seeing the look on her Botoxed face
00:18:26You deserve him
00:18:27Totally makes it worth it
00:18:30I like
00:18:34And he's gonna put me in this next movie
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:38Aren't you gonna have to, you know
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably
00:18:40Oh, God
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap
00:18:44About the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part
00:18:46I'll pee my pants
00:18:48Um, excuse me
00:18:51We're in line
00:18:53Um, actually, you're at the mirror
00:18:55Which doesn't really constitute the line
00:18:59Whatever, just go
00:19:01It's fine
00:19:05Ew
00:19:05And ick on you
00:19:07Hmm
00:19:09Take this now
00:19:11You know you're the only one for me
00:19:15I'll give you my number
00:19:16And then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure
00:19:20I'll give it down
00:19:20Totally, cool
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing
00:19:23Yeah, right
00:19:24That's what it's awkward
00:19:25Yeah, I know
00:19:26I love it
00:19:28Wash?
00:19:29Oh, Wash
00:19:30Hola!
00:19:33Wash?
00:19:34No, that didn't pee on my hands
00:19:40Yo, Mama
00:19:42Hey
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zack?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep
00:19:48I saw him
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight
00:19:51Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zack?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zack?
00:20:02Yeah
00:20:02Uh, no, I mean, not really
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:09I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but...
00:20:13Nope
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of LA
00:20:18Then I am gonna have to jump his bones
00:20:20For both of us
00:20:26So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute, but turns out it's not for me
00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry
00:20:37These are mine
00:20:39They're very nice
00:20:40Thanks
00:20:40Oh my gosh, is it here?
00:20:43It's here
00:20:43What?
00:20:44Zast magazine's name's number one in their Hottest Men Alive issue
00:20:47Yes
00:20:47Can I protest that?
00:20:49Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:50Oh, come on, Cece, it's Zast magazine
00:20:52Yeah
00:20:53It's not exactly
00:20:53It's, you know, very...
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58To the producer
00:21:02Megan, she gets home okay?
00:21:03Okay
00:21:05Bye
00:21:05Mwah
00:21:12I don't
00:21:13Excuse me for one second
00:21:13Hey, guys
00:21:14Hey, Dale
00:21:17Hey, Dale
00:21:17Hey, Dale
00:21:18Hey, Dale
00:21:18Focus back down
00:21:22I'll hold him up, Doc
00:21:24Let's go inside for a minute
00:21:25Crazy
00:21:26Yeah, it's...
00:21:27It doesn't make any sense to me sometimes
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you
00:21:32I wanted to, uh...
00:21:33See if you wanted to go to dinner next week
00:21:35Um...
00:21:35I-I can't
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day
00:21:39Well, I-I'm sorry, I know
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now
00:21:43Working this...
00:21:45Retarded dating reality show
00:21:47Okay
00:21:48Well, I mean...
00:21:50Look, if you're not too busy
00:21:51Then maybe, uh...
00:21:52You can make about my show with the label next week
00:21:53We can hang out after that
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Cause...
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:56You didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night
00:22:00Oh, I'm...
00:22:01I'm sorry
00:22:02It's okay
00:22:03I totally forgot
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure
00:22:06Okay
00:22:06Good, because...
00:22:09You had me a little bit worried there
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food
00:22:14You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often
00:22:17L.A. comfort food
00:22:19I like that
00:22:22I-I'm sorry
00:22:23It's just been one of those months
00:22:25You know...
00:22:26That photographer JP and I...
00:22:28Right
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off
00:22:31And...
00:22:31Then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant
00:22:33And...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight
00:22:35And I ran into them
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:40I don't know
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single
00:22:48Well...
00:22:49Slightly single
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough
00:22:58Yeah, I just don't get this town
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal
00:23:04And just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype
00:23:06Right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is
00:23:08It's hype
00:23:10Well...
00:23:10Yeah, but it's different when you're famous
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for
00:23:16Yeah, but I am the exact same person that I've always been
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype
00:23:22Hey, Dad!
00:23:24Come here!
00:23:26I got it
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that
00:23:35Right
00:23:37Oh...
00:23:38I'm so sorry
00:23:39It's okay, I like a good headbutt
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I meant to kiss her cheek, but...
00:23:44I am such an idiot
00:23:47He was clearly going for the lips
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night out there
00:23:51Thanks, bye
00:23:52Bye
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast the quote-unquote talent
00:24:08Such as it is
00:24:09So just be natural and forget that the camera's even here
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story
00:24:19We met on the internet
00:24:21Now take these two
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay
00:24:33Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale
00:24:38Oh, whoa
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's coffee on line, too
00:24:42Oh, really?
00:24:44Um...
00:24:45I'll be back in just a second
00:24:51This is Dale Squire
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca
00:24:56Can you come feed me up, please?
00:24:58Yeah, what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to Haiti
00:25:01It's like a saucepan, take a laugh
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds
00:25:09You don't wanna leave this in there
00:25:10That was Becca
00:25:11She was crying
00:25:13I don't know, I gotta go pick her up
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone-sexing cyberspacing 80-year-old couple
00:25:19Yes, please
00:25:21They're kinda scaring me
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, go
00:25:23Thank you
00:25:29Three, two, one
00:25:31Oh, please
00:25:33Thank you
00:25:40Hey
00:25:44What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me
00:25:53I just don't understand
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot
00:25:56Six months ago
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice
00:25:58And less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday
00:26:00I have to get up and move my car before 9am
00:26:049am!
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember
00:26:12That Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19980 dollars
00:26:21980 dollars?
00:26:22Yes
00:26:23It's okay, you know what, we'll get the money
00:26:48Love is a war
00:26:51Broken and running wide
00:26:54Love is a thief
00:26:57And I'm stealing our hearts
00:27:02Tonight
00:27:08And you give it to me
00:27:11You give up your need
00:27:15You're all I see
00:27:19You're all I see
00:27:20You're all I want is to be
00:27:22I'm stealing
00:27:24I love you!
00:27:26Take me away
00:27:28Wow
00:27:29He is such
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different
00:27:34I don't think he's as clean as he used to be
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:37He's got that whole grunzy rockstar thing working for him
00:27:40You can say that again
00:27:44Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening and then he's going out the guys
00:27:49Is he so excited about the whole engagement?
00:27:52Yes, he's so excited
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date
00:27:57September
00:27:58Oh!
00:28:00That's great!
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no Holly, I don't
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here
00:28:08I'm 25 Jill
00:28:10It's not like you're 100
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one
00:28:13Well my agent told me never divulge my real age
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either
00:28:17And you both smell like desperate whores
00:28:20Thank you all for coming, thank you very much
00:28:28Good job!
00:28:31Hey!
00:28:32You made it, huh?
00:28:33That was incredible, that was amazing
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, sweet, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of LA, of course
00:28:41And Seven, how are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here, how are you?
00:28:44Good
00:28:45Good
00:28:46How are you doing?
00:28:49What's up?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure, why not?
00:28:54I'll stay
00:28:54Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure
00:28:57Okay
00:28:59Hey!
00:29:02Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you
00:29:12Same
00:29:14Oh, this is my girlfriend Dominique
00:29:18So, when are you practicing tomorrow, I want to hear from the song?
00:29:20Oh, Cece works A&R for our tour manager
00:29:23So everything's got to get big, thumbs up from her
00:29:25Well, I'm easy
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know
00:29:28But with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong
00:29:33She's, uh, she's cute, I say go for it
00:29:36You're troubling, you know that Cece?
00:29:38What, afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it, hold it
00:29:48Okay, you've got to stop it with the winks
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time
00:29:54Pecca is a winker
00:29:55Pecca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker
00:29:58She winks
00:30:02I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing
00:30:05It's a character role
00:30:07So what are you guys doing afterwards?
00:30:09Uh, at home
00:30:11Yeah, I've got to work early in the morning
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots?
00:30:16A cocktail?
00:30:17Yes
00:30:18Oh no, no, that is trouble
00:30:20I've puked
00:30:21I'll clean it up
00:30:23Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10pm
00:30:28Maybe just one night
00:30:29Uh, I would, but I really should go
00:30:33Me either
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning
00:30:36I have an audition at 9
00:30:37I'm casting
00:30:39I'm free, I'll stay
00:30:40Yeah, okay
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do all the stuff like this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying
00:30:47All of you, staying
00:30:48Okay, good job
00:30:48Okay, bye
00:30:49Yeah, have a good day, bye guys
00:30:50Thank you guys
00:30:51Thank you guys
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but
00:30:54Can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure
00:31:01Thanks
00:31:02I'm a big fan
00:31:03Thank you
00:31:05Wow, that is a lot of tequila
00:31:08Oh, yeah
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix
00:31:12Things might get silly
00:31:16All right
00:31:17But only if you do a wraparound
00:31:21Go like this
00:31:29Just once
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Without our lack of sex in front of everybody
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind
00:31:44Oh, surprise
00:31:44The wedding which you haven't had any input in BTW
00:31:49BTW, Jesus
00:31:51It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing
00:31:57It's a pig
00:31:57I'm a pig
00:31:58Hi
00:31:59Hi
00:32:00Hi
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good. We're just here working on our calves
00:32:04Hey, hi
00:32:05Hey
00:32:06Well that's, I know
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:08That's, uh
00:32:08That is, uh, a client
00:32:10Jill
00:32:12God
00:32:12Yeah, right
00:32:13Back off
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14That's what it is
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew
00:32:18A match made in Heaven
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes
00:32:22And the medicinal benefits of anal sex
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that Heaven has a strange sense of humor in me
00:32:28I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Come on Bowie
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible man
00:32:33Listen
00:32:34I, I wanna try it
00:32:36It's just one, one little
00:32:36We can't even go hike one
00:32:37Just one time
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know that camera looks very good on you
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you gonna do with these pictures?
00:32:46Oh, I don't know
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet
00:32:49Make some money off your ass
00:32:51Album cover my man
00:32:52I'm telling ya
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:56Oh no, no thanks, I'm cool
00:32:58You smoke too much Jivers
00:32:59Way too much
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural
00:33:02We're all organic
00:33:04No chemicals
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is
00:33:09It's about a girl
00:33:11Is it about?
00:33:13That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No
00:33:17No blondes
00:33:21There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:38This is where it all begins
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to life
00:33:49I've been dreaming you to life
00:33:51I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me
00:33:57Now you're wanting me to stay
00:34:00Keeps getting better every day
00:34:04Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:11I think about it all the time
00:34:16Yeah
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21Yeah
00:34:22I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:34I found a reason for loving again
00:34:37I found a reason for loving again
00:34:38See you later
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow
00:34:49Drama in a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah well Jill wants this you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like $80,000 wedding dinner
00:35:00And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Well I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:07Yeah but that's just Jill you know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:11You know I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:20Um it's complicated
00:35:21Well when did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well on the holidays
00:35:24Or you know the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:27No I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34Well my parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that right?
00:35:39No
00:35:40No I'm very sorry I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die? Together?
00:35:46No they actually died separately
00:35:49Um my dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh no no no it's
00:35:56It's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much cause
00:36:06Um what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:11Yeah after 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other it's amazing
00:36:15They're swinging
00:36:18Oh you can get that
00:36:19No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:24Sorry
00:36:26Oh it's Hallie just... two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um yeah yeah yeah I'm still here
00:36:37Sure
00:36:37Sure that's fine
00:36:41Wait you didn't really just do what I think you just did did you?
00:36:44Because I kinda had plans to just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know not for me
00:36:52Hello
00:36:54Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago but um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:08I wanted you to sit back down you're not
00:37:10No I know I'm sorry I'm lame but I have to work in the morning so
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting it is so funny
00:37:19Look you can stay have another beer
00:37:20Oh I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Look just one second
00:37:28Alright Mr. Zachary um I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend in there?
00:37:37Hey Zach where's your corkscrew?
00:37:40Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:44She just showed up hours later unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well I mean he said he wanted me to stay and you know but I think it was just plain
00:37:55dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you Dale I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because Seven I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser LA guys
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:09Zach is a loser LA guy
00:38:13No he's
00:38:14No he's not but
00:38:15Anyhow I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him
00:38:20You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:23It doesn't matter because
00:38:24Hey I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden
00:38:27Whoa whoa whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame seeking personal trainer who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh shit Seven that's
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up and I said no but I
00:38:56Cause I never said this to you before
00:38:58But you are gonna regret this
00:39:00Trust me
00:39:02Dammit you're afraid of a real relationship Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:07I am not scared of relationships
00:39:09But you're scared of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:29Sorry
00:39:29Yeah no I
00:39:31It's okay I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:42Yeah it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know and um
00:39:56As I told you before Hallie I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that?
00:40:10Yeah and you sound surprised
00:40:12She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up and she isn't your type
00:40:17Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah yeah yeah we're cool but I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look I just
00:40:31I'm just not that into this right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:35No
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:45Hey
00:40:47Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey Hayden
00:40:48Hey tell us that up
00:40:48Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:53Hey Hayden
00:40:55Hey Hayden
00:41:06Hi Hayden
00:41:09Hey Hayden
00:41:10Hey Hayden
00:41:11Hey Hayden
00:41:12Hey Hayden
00:41:13Are you flexing?
00:41:21What are your options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high-profile?
00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the David Zachary?
00:41:28Cajun stand wild-caught or farm-raised.
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?
00:41:32Your favorite? Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-chew.
00:41:35Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35You've seen that in Philip Brilliant because I don't want any acrylics in my food.
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter.
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:45I mean, I'm not. I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:50And I'm self-conscious, conscious of self.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53I'm self-conscious, which is a good thing, I think. What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:58I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:42:00So one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body.
00:42:04But in some respects that is true, but you're completely missing the point.
00:42:08And the point is, I completely missed my point.
00:42:16Okay, rewind, reset.
00:42:19Look, I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me.
00:42:21Great energy going on here.
00:42:22Okay, so yeah, okay? I get it.
00:42:26So let's lay the facts down.
00:42:28You want to be with me, and vice versa. That much is clear.
00:42:31But my work always comes first.
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat.
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you.
00:42:38He seems perfect. Good-looking, somewhat single-minded, somewhat vain, and not too bright.
00:42:46No promise of a great romance.
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy.
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt.
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
00:42:59You've got this great, beautiful chest on you with great definition.
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit.
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right because he's always right about that kind of stuff.
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or-
00:43:18I need a sign. Is this right for me?
00:43:22I've got this great idea. I know you're gonna love it.
00:43:27Fitness Fanatics. It's my reality TV show.
00:43:32Check, please.
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:43Hi!
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:49You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks.
00:43:52They have valet parking, you know.
00:44:01So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know. I saw her on Tuesday and I haven't seen her for the rest of the week.
00:44:07You know that she changed her status to it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys.
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me.
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple.
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up.
00:44:23His smile is as he stayed at Zen.
00:44:26Oh gosh.
00:44:28Namaste.
00:44:30Namaste.
00:44:31Hey.
00:44:32You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:34I have to.
00:44:36I'm older than you.
00:44:37You get fatter quicker.
00:44:39Sorry I'm late.
00:44:39I just got your message.
00:44:42You're late.
00:44:44Hey.
00:44:45Hey.
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious.
00:44:49I was telling you all about my wedding.
00:44:51Um, Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet.
00:44:53Or groomsmen for that matter.
00:44:56Well, you know, we're guys.
00:44:57We take a little bit longer with that kind of stuff.
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:02Well, I gotta go.
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at 2 and then a couple jewelry design appointments.
00:45:06Oh, that's so fetch.
00:45:08Congrats, girl.
00:45:08Thanks, girl.
00:45:09So I'll call you later?
00:45:10Hey, do you mind, uh, driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga.
00:45:15No.
00:45:15We missed it.
00:45:16Um, yeah.
00:45:17I guess.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21When did that start and did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kinda guessed, but...
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better.
00:45:31Seriously.
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him.
00:45:35Becca, I am not so hot for him.
00:45:36No, he's your friend.
00:45:38And it is so typical of Hallie.
00:45:40She's a fame whore.
00:45:42No, she's not.
00:45:44It's...
00:45:45Dammit, she is a fame whore.
00:45:47No, she's not.
00:45:48Oh, God.
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now and she doesn't deserve that.
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu.
00:45:56Every time I've broken up with a cross-eyed boyfriend.
00:46:00I don't know what I would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie.
00:46:04I need something to take my mind off all of this.
00:46:10Dale, I don't know what I would do without you.
00:46:12Oh, come on.
00:46:13That's what friends are for.
00:46:14Oh, honey, do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do.
00:46:17It's nice.
00:46:17You didn't even look.
00:46:18No, I did.
00:46:19I'm looking.
00:46:20Yeah, I love it.
00:46:21What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Ooh, that's beautiful.
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go.
00:46:24I gotta go.
00:46:25I gotta go.
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:26I gotta go.
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late from the meeting.
00:46:28Oh, look it.
00:46:29That's great.
00:46:30That was my favorite.
00:46:31I love you.
00:46:32I love you so much.
00:46:33I love you.
00:46:36Shit.
00:46:36He makes me so mad.
00:46:38We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life and he just leaves.
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No.
00:46:49No, no, no.
00:46:50I'm not defending him.
00:46:51You just don't understand.
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've never
00:46:56been here.
00:46:57Well, that's...
00:46:58That's true.
00:47:00I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life, Dale.
00:47:04Just walking in your shoes.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you.
00:47:08They don't.
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm.
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands.
00:47:18It's really hard.
00:47:20I mean, it's true, but it doesn't mean I want to end up alone.
00:47:25Tell me something, girl.
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancĂŠe to be excited about our wedding, is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know, Jill.
00:47:40Back at St. Mary's for our first communion, the biggest deal was finding out who you were
00:47:45going to get paired up with.
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson, hand in hand.
00:47:51But no such luck.
00:47:53He was paired with Jill, and I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time.
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own.
00:48:11Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them.
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:23Here, look at this one.
00:48:25Oh, that's great.
00:48:26That's so great.
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:35No.
00:48:35No, not an item.
00:48:37Definitely not.
00:48:38She's a very nice girl, but she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy.
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her.
00:48:48Hey, um, I wanted to ask you, did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54Uh...
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody.
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:59Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere.
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead.
00:49:12No excuses.
00:49:14Seven was supposed to tell you.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:16Well, he didn't.
00:49:17Oh, my God, I did actually.
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't notice.
00:49:21Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want.
00:49:25Yeah.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:25I'll just grab my purse.
00:49:26I'll get your heels.
00:49:29Well, hello to you, too.
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to.
00:49:32What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now.
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up?
00:49:38What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question.
00:49:42Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:46Look, I'm just...
00:49:47Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait.
00:49:49Do you like him now?
00:49:51Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just gonna leave.
00:49:53All right.
00:49:54Of course you are.
00:49:55Zach, you're a piece of crap.
00:49:56You know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01and then not call him.
00:50:02Well, fuck you.
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie.
00:50:04I've told you that ten times.
00:50:05Okay, look, look.
00:50:06I'm just gonna leave.
00:50:07All right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not gonna end well.
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie.
00:50:20You really need to calm down.
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act, but I'm not buying it.
00:50:25Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere,
00:50:30and who you think wants you and then shoots you down, you know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well, but it's a load of crap.
00:50:39Shut up.
00:50:40You're not my friend, Dale.
00:50:42You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:44You just play it better.
00:50:45What are you guys?
00:50:45This is retarded.
00:50:46But you're just gonna take her side?
00:50:48I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Helen.
00:50:50Let's go.
00:50:51Just don't touch me.
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies.
00:51:07What are you going to clean this up?
00:51:08I can't live like this.
00:51:09I made a mess.
00:51:10I don't understand why I just have to clean it up.
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to the letter.
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday.
00:51:19The guy's been cleaning is overrated.
00:51:20There's still a lot of food on these.
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I am.
00:51:24There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once.
00:51:27We're gonna use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean.
00:51:35So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really.
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No.
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything.
00:51:46Until I do it.
00:51:46I'm not a housewife.
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom.
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too.
00:51:52And they should be treated.
00:51:53So I'd show you my pets.
00:51:55And you're gonna kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderess?
00:51:58So then, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest.
00:52:03Well, I've been honest.
00:52:06Not with Hallie.
00:52:07With herself.
00:52:10Sorry, babe.
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one you know look if Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17she should clean that up hey it's Dale listen Harry please let me just call me back please
00:52:26since I have a private number Hallie won't pick up neither will any of our friends in case it's
00:52:31you know someone annoying they will call you back but since we all have private numbers it's nearly
00:52:37impossible for us to communicate by phone fortunately I pick up my phone otherwise
00:52:42this game of trading voicemails would never end hello hey it's Hallie hey jerk off this guy's on
00:52:52a cell phone I can't drive sorry hey are you okay yeah I'm okay how are you hey um you
00:53:03want to meet
00:53:04up for dinner tonight and maybe just clear the air about everything yeah I think we should how does
00:53:098 p.m. at Cascade Town all right sounds good great I'll meet you there oh you didn't think I'd
00:53:20forget
00:53:20did you wow they're beautiful thank you so what are big plans for tonight well that was um Hallie she
00:53:30wants to uh get together I think so we can talk about everything I think she forgot it was my
00:53:35birthday though I mean it was just understandable under the circumstances what about the other
00:53:39girls I guess it slipped their mind Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding and you know Becca just got
00:53:45that
00:53:45a huge movie so it's okay happy birthday do
00:53:58hi hi I'm a reservation under um squire or Hallie Kimble thanks surprise you didn't think you're
00:54:10gonna forget did you I kind of did happy birthday happy birthday all right you guys let's dance
00:54:39make a wish but don't tell anyone or it won't come true what could I possibly wish for
00:55:12you're drunk Jill you never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15and it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake all right you have got to lower your voice now because
00:55:21now you're making a scene you've got to relax Drew this is nothing I've never heard before you are so
00:55:27self-centered Drew there's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the
00:55:34Nielsen ratings on the TV you're now officially embarrassing everybody here okay don't you dare
00:55:41effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you okay because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47a nasty ass sleazebag agent true we don't think you're a douchebag it's okay thanks oh where are you
00:55:55gonna go are you gonna go home and masturbate it's one of your anime porn it's cartoons he made me
00:56:02watch
00:56:02anime porn yeah I'm gonna go home and masturbate it's disgusting because it's better than anything you're
00:56:08giving me at home no because you love to masturbate because for you it's like having sex with somebody
00:56:13that you love yourself did you just make that up Annie Hall 77 I'm going home you're gonna go screw
00:56:20one
00:56:20of your actresses one of your stupid slutty sleep your way to the top actresses
00:56:31I mean I need to go to the bathroom somebody can stick around because now she's drunk and you're
00:56:37pissed off that's like the worst combination for you I know oh just stay with me I'm stuck
00:56:49I'm sorry Dale Jill you don't have to be sorry you just got a little wasted that's all
00:56:54oh I drank too much never drinking again heard that one before
00:57:04I'll let you once to marry me you guys and then I'm getting married three weeks
00:57:12no don't worry about you right now just finish blowing chunks okay why don't you go make sure
00:57:17everything's okay out there I'll stay here with Jill okay listen Hallie I'm really sorry
00:57:24are we okay yeah we're okay I said a lot of things I didn't mean I'm sorry me too I'm
00:57:29so sorry
00:57:30you're okay
00:57:37look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39seven told me about your little surprise party you know it's your birthday so I wanted to come out
00:57:47I'm glad you did it wait where are the girls oh my god I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:56two cartoons oh god I am not drunk but I definitely am
00:58:04come on let's come visit with you I'm really hungry you two want to come eat oh no we'll stay
00:58:09I mean I'll stay again I'll stay with you okay
00:58:20bye thank you thank you
00:58:25going wow quite a night yeah definitely it was a birthday dance
00:58:32I don't know come on come on
00:58:35I wish that I was walking
00:58:40cause I would not be stopping
00:58:44till I wake in your back yard
00:58:49till I wake in your back yard
00:58:53oh
00:58:54in a dream I heard you talk
00:58:57finally
00:58:57you're so cute
00:58:59you only said one thing to me
00:59:03I knew it
00:59:04do you feel older?
00:59:06wake up with my heart
00:59:07yes
00:59:09so when is your tour starting?
00:59:12you know we actually just had to push another month
00:59:14our tour manager totally screwed it up
00:59:17she got the dates wrong
00:59:18actually Cece
00:59:20whom I think you met
00:59:22oh
00:59:22the blonde?
00:59:24yeah the blonde's
00:59:24at the park and at the show
00:59:27right you had a thing with her right?
00:59:30no
00:59:32no no no no
00:59:33she works with me
00:59:34she's tour manager
00:59:36I'm not into guys
00:59:38but
00:59:39what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41the fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44his lesbian tour manager
00:59:46ugh
00:59:58it's a birthday present
00:59:59I love the way you say
01:00:03he'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:07I'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:13thank you
01:00:14it's
01:00:16it's good
01:00:18you're welcome
01:00:19you're welcome
01:00:19thank you
01:00:24you want me with me?
01:00:27no
01:00:29no
01:00:29it's actually
01:00:30just the opposite
01:00:32and that's the problem
01:00:34I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39if you'll just bring me back
01:00:43don't get too attached Dale
01:00:47come on Jill
01:00:48we're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:50Drew
01:00:52you okay?
01:00:54she needs a couple glasses of water
01:00:56and some sleep
01:00:56let's go
01:00:58yeah
01:00:59come on babe
01:01:04oh it's disgusting
01:01:05this is definitely picture worthy
01:01:16is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21okay
01:01:22Becca's Panny
01:01:24I feel funny
01:01:29she's a good girl
01:01:30Granny Panny
01:01:30oh
01:01:31Bowie
01:01:31he's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:37it's so weird getting older isn't it?
01:01:39everything just changes so fast
01:01:43yeah but that's supposed to be the exciting part isn't it?
01:01:47why haven't you ever dated Zack?
01:01:53because I never felt like I was
01:01:56good enough for him
01:01:57but you like him a lot right?
01:02:01yeah
01:02:02and you think he's handsome
01:02:05yeah
01:02:05and he likes the doll ears
01:02:07yeah
01:02:09I love his bully
01:02:11and he's one of your best friends
01:02:15so why don't you pursue him?
01:02:18always liked him
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:25Hallie I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean I never
01:02:28never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP
01:02:34you know?
01:02:36yeah I understand that
01:02:43the next morning as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:48not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:52Drew
01:02:55I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm so sorry
01:03:05I love you
01:03:15I really do love you
01:03:18me too
01:03:26smell my hair
01:03:28does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31no it smells like Jill
01:03:32ugh
01:03:33wow look at this
01:03:34party at our place
01:03:36it's only 9am
01:03:37last night she was wearing
01:03:38the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties
01:03:40I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:43oh come on Seven
01:03:44we all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47please
01:03:48shut up
01:03:49they're my period panties
01:03:51hello
01:03:51sorry to just barge in like that
01:03:54but the door was open
01:03:54hey
01:03:55look I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57who's in?
01:03:58you can't
01:03:58can't
01:04:00fail
01:04:00now don't even begin to say no
01:04:03you're coming with me
01:04:04you need the fresh air
01:04:05so does Bowie
01:04:08what do you think Bowie?
01:04:15alright
01:04:16twist our arm
01:04:17twist our arm
01:04:18to be my love
01:04:20be my guide
01:04:22be my shelter in the night
01:04:27be my hope
01:04:29be my truth
01:04:31I will not forget you
01:04:36and through the warm day
01:04:39and through the warm days of sleep
01:04:40this is already hot
01:04:44too frail
01:04:45to fight
01:04:46will hold on to you
01:04:48So you are all I need
01:04:54You
01:05:03You
01:05:04To be my love
01:05:14Be my guide
01:05:16Leave my shelter in the night
01:05:23Be my truth
01:05:25I will never, I will never get you
01:05:34I think you want to go inside.
01:05:36Good. Going in, boy. Good job.
01:05:40Thanks. I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah. So did I. Definitely.
01:05:57Look, I, could I just talk to you for a second, Dale? Just about you and me and about us
01:06:05and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away but I am not
01:06:22going anywhere, Dale.
01:06:26I'm not going to die on you. I'm not your mother or your father. You're so scared of anything that's
01:06:32real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:54Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here but I guess I was just, I guess I was
01:06:58just totally wrong.
01:07:01I can't believe you're saying that about me. I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:08I just want something real.
01:07:10You know, I've been chasing you for two years, Dale. Two years. You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play to victims sometimes.
01:08:12Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:16I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:18I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect.
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No.
01:08:38Hell no.
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more change, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:46If I just get one more chance.
01:09:10I'll be right there.
01:09:13I'll be right there.
01:09:17I'll be right there.
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:29So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:46Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:49Like right now.
01:09:51And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now.
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy.
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:15You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life.
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:10:39I never meant to do that.
01:10:41You didn't.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:54Can we maybe hang out?
01:10:56Just like be friends and stuff?
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:11:01That'd be good.
01:11:03Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now?
01:11:06Maybe like...
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Just come in.
01:11:09All right.
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:17No, no, no.
01:11:18We don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, maid of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:30Okay, okay.
01:11:31I'll be right back.
01:11:33Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Go to three, two, one...
01:11:38My keys.
01:11:42Three, two, one, one...
01:11:44And picture Drew's Mom.
01:11:45Come on.
01:11:50I'm going to follow her.
01:11:51Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front door.
01:12:03today's the fixed day
01:12:07okay so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tad how do you tell which way is the
01:12:12front
01:12:13you really can't with these things
01:12:17hi is there a beautiful bride in here look at you nice suit oh shut up you're the one who
01:12:22looks
01:12:22beautiful it's your day gosh pecca what the hell are you doing no you're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30it's hot take them off no ridiculous oh my god where have you been we just wanted to make sure
01:12:37everything's set up you know perfectly at the reception and the dinner and it's great
01:12:42wow you look amazing you look like a princess
01:12:55what's wrong oh don't cry it's just i've dreamed about this day my whole life since my first
01:13:02communion is that weird no honey we've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:07now that i'm here it just doesn't feel right
01:13:11everything will work out as it should
01:13:15the future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:18we just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:27deep breath
01:13:36hey but no no pictures okay
01:13:41oh you know you love it you like that huh what about here oh work it work it you better
01:13:47tag me in all
01:13:48these photos what oh hey no seriously i can't find drew i'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:57seven you ever think about marriage do i ever think about marriage to who you no never no
01:14:04do you ever think about you know having a family kids yeah i mean i don't want to
01:14:10do you ever think about marrying a guy maybe
01:14:14if they ever make it legal or if i ever move to canada
01:14:20what about you dale do you ever want to get married
01:14:25excuse me gail hi we're gonna close the front doors now
01:14:29uh can i get a picture please uh sure princess picture pants here she loves taking photos
01:14:34it's their wedding gift especially of hot guys no i'm just kidding
01:14:38uh-huh uh-huh i like it
01:14:43um are they ready uh i think so just give us two seconds
01:14:47okay i'll go get drew do one shirtless okay we ready no what do you mean no well we're waiting
01:14:56on drew
01:14:56oh so typical
01:15:17drew left no explanation with anyone i guess he felt he didn't need to since he never actually asked joel
01:15:23to marry him in the first place
01:15:25but as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for jill
01:15:29deep down i don't think she was surprised
01:15:32you can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome
01:15:38perhaps at one point drew did love her
01:15:41he just forgot why
01:15:51what now
01:15:54do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza
01:15:56honey i think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:59how about a double jack on the rocks huh
01:16:03uh excuse me jill i
01:16:04i just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08i'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk get things off your mind and
01:16:12i am i don't mean to have to do this it's kind of required uh
01:16:16this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything and
01:16:21this is a poison control probably might need that i don't know
01:16:25yeah good news is we have singles night at tuesdays down in the basement and we like to
01:16:29dance around it's a lot of fun i'm here to the church but i dance and look
01:16:33and if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider they can just oh come to my office
01:16:38thank you father you're welcome thank you thank you very much
01:16:42it's not him
01:16:46he's gone
01:16:54let's go see mommy and daddy okay
01:16:59look katie it's a bride it's a bride come on
01:17:04i'm gonna be a bride one day too that's what my dress is gonna look like like it
01:17:08yes very pretty thanks today's my first communion hey my veil's the same as yours
01:17:15oh you're right it is you're very pretty thank you are you the boy
01:17:27yes you don't look as pretty as the bride bye bye story of my life
01:17:37okay come on hey are you waiting for them if you give us a ride i'll make it where you
01:17:42want to
01:17:42listen dale i'm too tired to drive will you drive my car home seven
01:17:50okay
01:17:58dale catch
01:18:21hey hey
01:18:26no more douchebag boyfriends send me relationships and keeping people at an emotional arms length
01:18:34i just wanted to say
01:18:45sure i'm putting myself at risk again but i'm finally ready to face an uncertain
01:18:50a promising future
01:18:54you
01:18:55You walk with angels that all surround you
01:19:02You walk with angels wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels, angels, angels
01:19:15Wherever you are
01:19:22Love is alive, alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war, broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool, and a stealing of hearts tonight
01:19:52You walk with angels
01:19:58You walk with angels, with angels, angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:12You walk with angels, with angels, angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:26Wherever you are
01:20:56You walk with angels
01:20:59Love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:07Your love is a widow
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:16All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Not all round stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:43I fell in love with a star
01:21:50Your love is a mountain
01:21:54Your love is a mountain
01:21:54That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is a mountain
01:22:02Your love is a mountain
01:22:03Your love is a mountain
01:22:04One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for my soul
01:22:08But nothing can keep me away
01:22:12Nothing can keep me away
01:22:12Straight to you
01:22:14It's the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Something slowed down in the world
01:22:26Not all round stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes stopped seeing
01:22:38The love I believed in
01:22:41Has always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:48The more shyly single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down in the world
01:23:05Not all round stars will make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15The first time I saw you
01:23:19Something slowed down in the world
01:23:24Not all round stars will make believe
01:23:29But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:33Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love
01:23:48Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:49With a star
01:24:13With a star
01:24:16I fall in love
01:24:17I most Taco
01:24:18I don't know
01:24:20Where you are
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