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Monster Force Zero [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:04:01Hey, oh, okay.
00:04:05There he is.
00:04:06Where have you been?
00:04:08I'm sorry, guys.
00:04:09I got caught up.
00:04:10This place is amazing.
00:04:11Don't tell me I wanted to go see Hall of Faces without me.
00:04:14Oh my god, Calvin!
00:04:16Are you serious?
00:04:18You're supposed to be out promoting the comic like the rest of us.
00:04:21Not off sightseeing.
00:04:22You stop at one booth, get sucked into another, and then another, and then it's down the rabbit hole.
00:04:27We're supposed to be a team.
00:04:29Come on, Kadabra.
00:04:30It's his turn to promote this shit.
00:04:32Ammo, come on.
00:04:33No!
00:04:36You can't expect her to do all the work.
00:04:38It's her moment, too.
00:04:40Well, did we sell anything?
00:04:43And we give a few away to get the word out.
00:04:46Damn.
00:04:47Only one?
00:04:57It's aspirin.
00:04:58I have a headache from all of this.
00:05:00Look, I'm sorry I left you guys hanging.
00:05:11This here is garbage.
00:05:13Garbage.
00:05:14Garbage.
00:05:36I'm your brother, son.
00:05:51Monster Force Zero.
00:05:53Issue Numero Uno.
00:05:55Could be a collectible one day.
00:05:57For you, 50% off the day only.
00:06:01I already got mine.
00:06:04For free.
00:06:05Damn.
00:06:06Not too mint.
00:06:08You took a dump on that.
00:06:10Why didn't you call your first issue Numero Zero?
00:06:17Yeah, of course.
00:06:18Mm-hmm.
00:06:19Well, I can still do that.
00:06:20Like a prequel.
00:06:21Mm-hmm.
00:06:22Or a limited edition.
00:06:25I'll trade you.
00:06:28If you dig it, tell your friends.
00:06:31Thanks, AI.
00:06:34Like us on Facebook.
00:06:36Fuck Facebook.
00:06:38Fuck Facebook.
00:06:38Fuck Facebook.
00:06:39Fuck Facebook.
00:06:41Fuck Facebook.
00:06:42Fuck Facebook.
00:06:43Fuck Facebook.
00:06:43You're really with it, homeboy.
00:06:47Can I help?
00:06:51You?
00:06:52I'm F-Zero.
00:06:53What's that stand for?
00:06:55Monster Force Zero.
00:06:56We're a ragtag team of-
00:06:58Motherfucking losers.
00:07:00That's really clever.
00:07:01Are you a writer?
00:07:02Getting a little ahead of yourself, space boy.
00:07:06You can barely sell those comic books.
00:07:09Let alone Z-Action figures.
00:07:11Where's the rest of your four?
00:07:13They probably ditched his ass.
00:07:19Oh, come on, dude.
00:07:22Look, I get it.
00:07:23The glory days are over.
00:07:24Your character's abilities haven't evolved since high school.
00:07:27Glory days?
00:07:28Shit, son.
00:07:30We are destroyers of destruction.
00:07:37Glory continues to this day, son.
00:07:40Oh my god.
00:07:41I have heard of you guys, actually.
00:07:43I know.
00:07:45Well, since I have the honor of standing in front of the upstate cosplay champs, I've been
00:07:49dying to ask you guys a question.
00:07:50It's $25 for a selfie.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54Um, destroyers of destruction.
00:07:58What does that even mean?
00:08:01We destroy destruction.
00:08:03And are, like, completely badass.
00:08:09Glory will leave you speechless, says the mighty final boss.
00:08:13Did you just quote yourself?
00:08:17You're a bit of a smartass.
00:08:19Hotshot?
00:08:20And just who are you supposed to be?
00:08:22I'm AI.
00:08:23I possess technology granted to me by ancient aliens.
00:08:28I'd go into it more, but it takes some brain power.
00:08:30I'm guessing you are...
00:08:32Hateful boozer.
00:08:34Pretentious greed.
00:08:35I am not a hater.
00:08:39Mr. Banana Hammock.
00:08:42Easy.
00:08:43This one's got a pair on it.
00:08:45But, does he have what it takes to enter into...
00:08:50Scrimmage Sanctum?
00:08:52The Scrimmage Sanctum?
00:08:55Main event was yesterday.
00:08:57And we won.
00:09:01There's a private exhibition tonight.
00:09:03The team that was supposed to face us?
00:09:05Well, they bitched out.
00:09:06And we need a team to replace them.
00:09:08Hey, what's going on here, guys?
00:09:11Who's this?
00:09:12Chick Van Dyke and Newfound Gurley?
00:09:16What?
00:09:17The fuck you just say to me?
00:09:18Monster Force Zero.
00:09:20Meet the Destroyers of Destruction.
00:09:26I'll show you destruction.
00:09:28Say something to me again, hoodie boy.
00:09:30Hey, Kelvin.
00:09:31Maybe we should start packing up.
00:09:33Offer's on the table, Calvin.
00:09:41Check-ins 11 sharp.
00:09:43Sweet 1300.
00:09:44Think of it this way.
00:09:45Just showing up might help you sell some of those shitty comic books.
00:09:53I was about to uppercut him in the face, for real.
00:09:56Sweet 1300.
00:09:57That's where the Galaxy Fest after party is.
00:10:00What's going on?
00:10:01Guys, this could be huge.
00:10:03DoD challenged us to a private exhibition cosplay.
00:10:05Oh, fuck them.
00:10:07A match with DoD is good for the brand.
00:10:09It could boost sales.
00:10:10Maybe even get a couple hundred likes on Facebook.
00:10:12Kelvin, I'm tired.
00:10:14We're tired.
00:10:16Three months on the road.
00:10:17Can't we just have a quiet night before we head back out in the morning?
00:10:22Look, I'm so grateful for everything you guys have done for me.
00:10:25I would have quit so long ago without you.
00:10:28It's just this one last thing.
00:10:31Elmo, this is what we wanted.
00:10:33Think I'll get a chance to punch Hoodie Boy in the dick?
00:10:37No.
00:10:39Honestly, you have to stop punching people in the dick.
00:10:42Well.
00:10:46We made it this far.
00:10:48All right, let's do it.
00:10:52Let's do it.
00:10:53Let's do it.
00:10:53Let's go.
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56Let's go.
00:10:57Let's go.
00:10:57MF Zero.
00:11:22Cool script.
00:11:24Uniform.
00:11:26Yeah, Sumerians.
00:11:27Ancient aliens.
00:11:28Good show.
00:11:35So what's your story?
00:11:39Excuse me?
00:11:40You.
00:11:40What are you supposed to be?
00:11:43We're Monster Force Zero.
00:11:45We're a ragtag team of outcasts, tech nerds, and sci-fi geeks scouring the globe, hunting
00:11:50down depraved terrorist groups and malevolent cabals that are secretly backed by diabolical
00:11:55alien forces.
00:11:58Monster Force Zero is our comic.
00:12:00I wrote it.
00:12:01Elmo's the artist.
00:12:03And Kadabra here made the costume.
00:12:05Wow, you guys are makers.
00:12:07That's great, man.
00:12:08We need more creators.
00:12:36One foot in front of the other foot.
00:12:38Don't put in the work, but enjoy the ride.
00:12:45I've heard that.
00:12:53I guess this is it.
00:12:54I guess this is it.
00:13:02Open up!
00:13:10Invitation, please.
00:13:12Invitation?
00:13:13No invitation gets you as close as this door.
00:13:18Excuse me.
00:13:19Hello, sir.
00:13:22Hello, sir.
00:13:22Welcome back.
00:13:24You're with me.
00:13:25Oh, of course.
00:13:27Right this way.
00:13:30Is it love?
00:13:31No.
00:13:31You make your own serendipity.
00:13:33What do you think?
00:13:44Are you with me?
00:13:54Maybe.
00:15:36I don't know how you humans...
00:15:39Do it.
00:15:40Could you please take your seat?
00:15:48What are they doing here?
00:15:49I thought we had to settle with destroyers.
00:15:51We found a team to compete against us.
00:15:54So...
00:15:55Game on!
00:15:56Sweet cheese...
00:16:01Add a monster for zero to the equation increases our chances.
00:16:04They signify...
00:16:05I'm not going to show.
00:16:06But in this, you know it.
00:16:08Take your seat.
00:16:09Now.
00:16:09Wow.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:21Listen lady, we came here to kick some ass.
00:16:24Right guys?
00:16:25Yeah!
00:16:26Yeah!
00:16:26Let's get a move on.
00:16:27Aww.
00:16:29Alright, what's going on?
00:16:33We put together this contest to find out which team can help us.
00:16:37Help you with what?
00:16:45What?
00:16:49What?
00:16:52What?
00:16:54What?
00:16:54What?
00:16:55What?
00:17:04What?
00:17:11What?
00:17:11What?
00:17:12What?
00:17:12What?
00:17:15What?
00:17:16What the hell was that?
00:17:17That was incredible.
00:17:21I never felt anything like it before.
00:17:23It was better than sex.
00:17:26Oh.
00:17:26Hey!
00:17:27More!
00:17:29More!
00:17:30Please!
00:17:31Do that to me again!
00:17:32I'm losing patience.
00:17:33They just need time to understand.
00:17:36They unlock Gunn's brain.
00:17:39We, us humans, only use 10%.
00:17:43Humans?
00:17:51This exhibition is a contest.
00:17:53To see who has what it takes to reveal your true potential.
00:17:57So welcome to the Scrimmage Anthem.
00:18:02Two teams will enter.
00:18:04One team will be victorious.
00:18:06DoD, you're red team.
00:18:09Yeah!
00:18:10Monster Force Zero, you're blue.
00:18:13Excuse me?
00:18:15Yes, what is it?
00:18:17Monster Force Zero is missing a team member.
00:18:22Monster Force Zero, where's your fourth team member?
00:18:26We don't have a fourth member.
00:18:28The comic has an actual Yeti in it and I couldn't afford a costume.
00:18:31What about that Jack Hole?
00:18:37You wanna join our team?
00:18:45The Yeti with the Moon Boots?
00:18:47Now I've seen everything.
00:18:49What's your superpower besides drooling everywhere?
00:18:57That's so bad.
00:18:59Please.
00:19:01So the Yeti with the Boots?
00:19:03He's a member of your team?
00:19:05We have four.
00:19:07I'm gonna call you Boots.
00:19:12Alright already.
00:19:13Start the damn game.
00:19:15Furious, if you would please.
00:19:20I give you the intel.
00:19:24Drag Furious and he will lead you to the Scrimmish Anthem.
00:19:27He won't make it easy for you.
00:19:29The first team to collect their intel.
00:19:32Wins.
00:19:33Any questions?
00:19:37I think we understand.
00:19:40DoD is a go.
00:19:48We're in.
00:19:50The story gives meaning to your life.
00:19:54And your life gives meaning to the story.
00:19:57In rare moments of decision, destiny is shaped.
00:20:00Future favors the bold.
00:20:02That game has already begun.
00:20:08Come on.
00:20:08He's got his panties out here.
00:20:09Give me the magic.
00:20:11It's a furry.
00:20:12Hey, where'd that furry fucker go?
00:20:14Where'd he go?
00:20:16Taking a step into the dark is braver than leaping into the light.
00:20:26In other words, guys, you'll find what you're looking for out there.
00:20:37In other words, all the infra guard is pronounced кварtali here.
00:20:41I like thisати.
00:20:43If there's no, no, no.
00:21:00You're no longer at all.
00:21:02The Jedi King he earned back after a new swordfire.
00:21:03The Jedi King has ordered.
00:21:04The Jedi King has ordered.
00:21:10One more.
00:21:16What?
00:21:17Split up.
00:21:18What?
00:21:19Split up.
00:21:20No.
00:21:22I go that way.
00:21:23I go this way.
00:23:11Hands up, dicklet.
00:23:14Come on!
00:23:15Pass your ass off the floor.
00:23:17Get the fuck off!
00:23:41I found Furrier.
00:23:43Over there.
00:23:45Let's go!
00:24:14What do you fuckers think?
00:24:15Keep going!
00:24:16Come on, asshole.
00:24:17Try touching me one more time!
00:24:19Lights out.
00:24:24Now who's your father, son?
00:24:43I don't see no furry, Calvin.
00:24:45I don't see no furry, Calvin.
00:24:45Well, he never came out.
00:24:46Or this was the wrong door.
00:24:48No.
00:24:49I would have seen him.
00:24:51There's got to be like a hidden door or something.
00:24:54Wait, got it.
00:24:57The music.
00:25:01What the hell?
00:25:03Was this a setup?
00:25:04It seems like a lot of trouble to just lock us in a janitor's closet.
00:25:08That janitor?
00:25:09He could be on DoD's side.
00:25:11No, I don't think so.
00:25:12I guess it's possible.
00:25:14We don't know any of these people, you guys.
00:25:17I'm about to kick the fucking door down.
00:25:27What did you just do?
00:25:32Whoa, that costume is so bad.
00:25:36Oh my god, you guys.
00:25:38Glow in the dark?
00:25:54Boots, hit that switch again.
00:26:03No way that worked.
00:26:06Do or do not.
00:26:08Right.
00:26:08There is no try.
00:26:09No.
00:26:40Fuck yeah!
00:26:51This is the main floor.
00:26:53Thirteen floors down?
00:26:55No way!
00:26:57What the hell?
00:26:59This is incredible.
00:27:00More like impossible.
00:27:01I think at this point, we need to be willing to accept anything as a possibility.
00:27:10Hey guys!
00:27:27Is it a beacon?
00:27:29Too easy.
00:27:30Well, maybe it's a prize for solving a puzzle in the janitor's closet.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:36Let's say this is one of the beacons.
00:27:38That means one of us has a chance to unlock our abilities.
00:27:43Who wants to go first?
00:27:50You don't say much, do you?
00:28:00You don't have to do it, Calvin.
00:28:03If anyone's gonna fall into a trap, I want it to be me, not you.
00:28:09Not...
00:28:10You guys.
00:28:12Collectively.
00:28:13We're here for you, man.
00:28:15You got this.
00:28:21Well...
00:28:21Future favors the bold.
00:28:32Calvin.
00:28:33Calvin? Calvin!
00:28:36I thought it was right.
00:28:39This...
00:28:39Feels...
00:28:42Incredible...
00:28:43SNACK!
00:28:47What?
00:28:50Calvin!
00:28:52I've never felt anything like that.
00:28:55That is so cool though.
00:28:57Get back!
00:29:11Hi-ho, human heroes!
00:29:16Welcome to Stream Insistence, Satan!
00:29:22For ultimate glory, we will take the mantle of the real superheroes
00:29:27of planet Earth.
00:29:29We will welcome the Destroyers of Destruction
00:29:35versus Monster Force Zero.
00:29:39I was wondering when they were going to show up.
00:29:41I'm going to finish what I started, bitch.
00:29:44Bring it, asshole.
00:29:46A member of each team has destroyed a beacon.
00:29:50The remaining beacons are here and screaming to save them!
00:30:01Be the first team to destroy all the demons to reunite!
00:30:09Oh yeah, we got this team!
00:30:11D-O-D!
00:30:15Which one do you think it is?
00:30:18I'm going to say guns.
00:30:20Remember the first team to gain the intel, win!
00:30:24If the team invalidates the opposition before destroying all the beacons...
00:30:28Invalidate.
00:30:29...that team will automatically unlock their abilities and be furious.
00:30:34If the contestant is on the brink of death, action will stop!
00:30:39The loser will be eliminated from the competition and move to a holding enemy!
00:30:45You ready, gang?
00:30:49Let's invalidate these assholes!
00:30:52I've heard all I need to hear.
00:30:54Let's destroy these punks!
00:31:02Get them guns!
00:31:04Get them guns!
00:31:15He's a girl!
00:31:16Well, that escalated quickly!
00:31:18Good luck, humans!
00:31:23Ammo, find the other beacons.
00:31:25I'll cover you.
00:31:26Be careful, Calvin.
00:31:27Get your hands off me!
00:31:29Fuck you, guns!
00:31:30I'm just trying to help!
00:31:31I don't need your help!
00:31:32One more thing.
00:31:34Kadabra unlocks your powers next.
00:31:35Wait, why me?
00:31:36Trust me.
00:31:38You know what your character's capable of.
00:31:39I don't necessarily agree with this decision.
00:31:42I got the next one, got it?
00:31:45Shut up, you guys!
00:31:46Look!
00:31:48Moonboy thinks he can take us all.
00:31:49He probably can!
00:31:51Let me ask him!
00:31:52No!
00:31:53He's mine.
00:31:54Go after the others.
00:31:55Finding our beacons first would be a better move.
00:31:58I'm not going to repeat myself!
00:32:00Easy, man!
00:32:02Chill.
00:32:03I'm just trying to come up with some fucking tactics.
00:32:05Star Wars walking the path!
00:32:06Then I'll just have to clear it away!
00:32:19Wait, do you know where we're going?
00:32:22Yes!
00:32:23Maybe.
00:32:36Hey, you know you can talk to us!
00:32:47Are you done yet?
00:32:54Come at me, bro!
00:32:59Guns, blazer, power, and blast!
00:33:02No!
00:33:04Go to room.
00:33:06Ufff.
00:33:10No!
00:33:11Pathetic.
00:33:14Hey, hey!
00:33:16Invalidated!
00:33:19Destroyed.
00:33:22No!
00:33:23No!
00:33:23No!
00:33:24No!
00:33:26No!
00:33:44Oh, no.
00:34:11Don't hurt yourself in there.
00:34:38Did you guys hear that?
00:34:41The beacons.
00:34:47I don't believe it.
00:34:49The tower!
00:34:53It's incredible.
00:34:56Hey, watch it, son.
00:34:58Hey!
00:34:58That beacon was mine!
00:35:04We've got to get you to that beacon, Katana.
00:35:07Right.
00:35:07Hey, what's wrong?
00:35:09Wake up!
00:35:10Sorry!
00:35:11I'm just overloaded here.
00:35:12I...
00:35:13Don't get a panic attack on me now, girl.
00:35:15You're one bad bitch.
00:35:16You got that?
00:35:17Good.
00:35:18Boots.
00:35:19You up for drawing Hoodie Boy out of the area?
00:35:22Beautiful.
00:35:24Kadab.
00:35:25The moment you unlock your powers, you hit his ass with your telekinesis.
00:35:28You got that?
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:30I'll try.
00:35:31Hopefully that'll keep Boots from getting knifed.
00:35:34I'm kidding.
00:35:34I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
00:35:36I hate to ruin your plans.
00:35:41Wait.
00:35:42No, I'd love to.
00:35:43Where's AI?
00:35:45Rocket Boy got his ass invalidated.
00:35:48And you're next.
00:35:49Go.
00:35:50I got this douchebag.
00:35:52But ammo...
00:35:53Stick to the plan.
00:35:55The plans end here and now.
00:35:58D.O.D.
00:36:10Hey!
00:36:13I just climbed all the way up here.
00:36:15Come get me down!
00:36:23Get him!
00:36:32Get him!
00:36:38Nice prop.
00:37:15Oh
00:37:29Oh
00:37:29What I think is the penalty box
00:37:31Deep breath
00:37:35Oh
00:37:35Oh
00:37:36I'm gonna vomit
00:37:41Monster 4-0
00:37:42You have eliminated a member from the destroyers of destruction
00:37:46One of you is now free to be headed to the arena
00:37:50Ugh
00:37:51I feel like shit man
00:37:53You go get those motherfuckers
00:37:59I got this
00:38:00Yeah
00:38:03Ugh
00:38:03Ugh
00:38:21Feel the wrath of the mighty final boss
00:38:27Ugh
00:38:28Oh my
00:38:34Oh
00:38:36Oh
00:38:37Oh
00:38:37Oh
00:38:38Oh
00:38:42Oh
00:38:43Oh
00:38:52Oh
00:39:00Looks like I got you in the wrong team
00:39:04Sorry
00:39:05We're not taking new numbers
00:39:08Hitler
00:39:10Invalidated
00:39:11Oh
00:39:13I feel dizzy
00:39:15I would say that's normal but
00:39:17How would I know?
00:39:20I can't tell what's real anymore
00:39:22This is
00:39:23Time for a reality check
00:39:36Oh
00:39:37Oh
00:39:39Oh
00:39:39Oh my God
00:39:45Oh my God
00:39:55Invalidate this bitch before I do
00:39:57Hey
00:39:58Huff baby
00:39:59Invalidated
00:40:00Bye Felicia
00:40:04Boots
00:40:05Oh shit
00:40:06Welcome back Boots
00:40:25Oh
00:40:26Oh
00:40:26Oh
00:40:26Oh
00:40:26Oh
00:40:28Oh
00:40:28Oh
00:40:44I told you.
00:40:47Idiots!
00:40:48How did he lose?
00:40:50Do not go.
00:40:51But not at all.
00:40:53Negative.
00:40:54They might still prove helpful to the cause.
00:40:57Yeah, I'm stupid.
00:40:58Humans!
00:40:59Anger is a savage boomerang.
00:41:01What?
00:41:02When you lose your temper, you lose.
00:41:08Best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
00:41:12Say another tripe piece of human philosophy.
00:41:21When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
00:41:27You forget all of the defeat.
00:41:30You forget who's given her a lie.
00:41:33I am the fool of the father of my son.
00:41:37Not now.
00:41:37Not yet.
00:41:38You're not done.
00:41:40You're not done yet.
00:41:41You heard me.
00:41:56How's the pacer, Mr. Janitor?
00:42:00In the garage.
00:42:02Ready to go.
00:42:05Please go and retrieve Monster Porceiro.
00:42:19Do not ask me.
00:42:26It has better not, or the price you will pay will be dear.
00:42:32Remember your rank and your place.
00:42:47Congratulations, my simple hero.
00:42:51Welcome to the competition, and in doing so, Yeti's abilities have been like a lot.
00:43:22You as a team of Ritual True Potential, now I introduce to you Serious!
00:43:27There you go!
00:43:46There's that smell again.
00:44:07On behalf of ladies and the staff here at Spliffin' Sanctum, I present to you, the U.S.
00:44:33Well ain't that just a friend, we always enjoy it when courier stops by.
00:44:38Okay folks, I want a courtesy thank you for playing.
00:44:41I'm your host, Strokebox64! Thank you man!
00:44:45Good night everybody!
00:44:47I'm beginning to slip we were being recorded.
00:45:22Hey!
00:45:24I could get you a better copy of that.
00:45:26I wrote the comics so I could get you a new one that doesn't look awful, if you want.
00:45:32Hop in.
00:45:33Enter knock is expected.
00:45:38Go!
00:45:47Go!
00:45:48Go!
00:45:49Go!
00:45:49Go!
00:45:58Go!
00:46:02Go!
00:46:03Go!
00:46:05Go!
00:46:09Go!
00:46:10Go!
00:46:10Go!
00:46:11Go!
00:46:12Go!
00:46:12Go!
00:46:13Go!
00:46:13Go!
00:46:14Go!
00:46:14Go!
00:46:15Go!
00:46:16Go!
00:46:16Go!
00:46:17Go!
00:46:18Go!
00:46:19Go!
00:47:20Look who's here!
00:47:23MF-Zero.
00:47:25Yay.
00:47:40How are you?
00:47:42Seriously?
00:47:44Better than the destroyers.
00:47:45Open the case.
00:48:09Impressive.
00:48:32Congratulations, Master Force Zero.
00:48:35You are now ready to proceed to the next level of the game.
00:48:41They call themselves the unidentified.
00:48:47Dr. Yolanda Itch, Ph.D. in Biochemistry from Stanford.
00:48:53Nanoscience and Astrophysics.
00:48:55Genetics from Caltech.
00:48:57She's one of the most gifted humans in your history or future.
00:49:02She has developed antiviruses for Ebola and HIV.
00:49:08She has figured the composition of dark matter and dark energy.
00:49:14Of course, we already knew this.
00:49:16Still, it is impressive.
00:49:18Why do you keep referring to us as humans?
00:49:21Yeah, before we go any further, who are you guys?
00:49:33Anunnaki?
00:49:34I am Anunnaki.
00:49:36Anunnaki?
00:49:38Anunnaki?
00:49:39You're human.
00:49:40Anunnaki.
00:49:51Anunnaki.
00:49:52Ancient aliens.
00:49:55Hold up. Aliens? All of you are aliens.
00:49:59Oh, I'm human, but I've assisted Anunnaki and Igigi for a while now.
00:50:07Igigi?
00:50:08Grey aliens.
00:50:10So, there are others?
00:50:13I'm an Igigi, Zeta-Bructillian. You know, Roswell, Devil's Tower.
00:50:19Devil's Tower is from close encounters.
00:50:29We traveled like years to stop the Unidentified from accessing the multiverse.
00:50:35We arrived too late.
00:50:37They were waiting for us.
00:50:40The Unidentified had pulled some sort of organism through.
00:50:44We believed it might be an Alpha Draconian.
00:50:47The Gamma-Reptilian Bane from the multiverse.
00:50:50It could be the Pindar itself.
00:50:53We aren't sure.
00:50:55We thought we'd wipe this wicked race from the galaxy eons ago.
00:51:00They are anathema to life.
00:51:02More to us than any.
00:51:04To smile them, look at them, hear them.
00:51:09It's toxic to us in the highest degree.
00:51:12You just see one, then you die.
00:51:16Paralyzed in death.
00:51:17The Unidentified have no idea what they might unleash.
00:51:20Not just for the reptilians, but for the rest of the multiverse.
00:51:24Our ground assault failed.
00:51:25We can no longer run the risk of being detected.
00:51:28This is why you were here, now.
00:51:31Dr. H knows the truth about human history.
00:51:33And the truth about us.
00:51:35She doesn't like it.
00:51:36She's seeking to eradicate us.
00:51:37She must be stopped now.
00:51:40She's near completion of the quantum computer.
00:51:42Is that really so bad?
00:51:44What side are you on, human?
00:51:48Is Bigfoot's real?
00:51:51So as their relative, the Yeti, humans would exploit them.
00:51:57We have helped them stay hidden.
00:51:59But this squash betrayed us and his kind.
00:52:05Beware.
00:52:06He isn't stupid.
00:52:08He's evolved highly as a survivor and hunter.
00:52:11So I get eyes might like this.
00:52:13Whoa.
00:52:17Cha-ching!
00:52:19Right out of Ultraman.
00:52:21Speaking of.
00:52:27That is your body camera.
00:52:29And your compass.
00:52:30Keep it with you at all times.
00:52:32Or we will not be able to help you.
00:52:35Got it.
00:52:39They're here.
00:52:41And there is no more time to waste.
00:52:43You will use the pacer to atomize.
00:52:45As close as they say.
00:52:46Let's buckle up.
00:52:53Guys, can we go back for my wand?
00:52:55I think I left it at the hotel.
00:52:57Dad, come on.
00:52:58We don't have time.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:00And there.
00:53:26Go back and see what happened.
00:53:27I'll see you next time.
00:53:27I'm Garrett Wong.
00:53:28I'll see you next time.
00:53:29me from that one sci-fi series. You know, the one with the aliens. Welcome. You will be
00:53:37arriving at your destination in 90 seconds. Actually, you're already there. But let's
00:53:44foster the illusion. Human evolution was accelerated by the Anunnaki aliens. They came as peaceful
00:53:51friends to our broken yet life-given chunk of Tiamat. All of the great mysteries of Earth
00:53:58are thanks to them in one way or another. While we hominids were boosted, we were not fully
00:54:05unlocked. So our progress could be monitored and we could be kept safe. These mysteries
00:54:12were revealed over 6,000 years ago to the ancient Sumerians. The Anunnaki, aligned with the Ajiji,
00:54:20more commonly known as the Greys, in the only known war of this galaxy. The Sumerians helped
00:54:27their friends for the greater good against the chaotic, alpha draconian reptilians. They
00:54:35were banished to the multiverse. We, you and I, all humans are of the Sumerians. Though, there
00:54:43are those who want to bring the reptilians back. It is time for us to fight together. Once
00:54:51more. Well, that's it. Good luck on your mission. Because you're going to need it.
00:55:02That was all right. Yeah. I mean, I felt about 80% on that. But I think it's, you know,
00:55:09it's passable. It's passable.
00:55:24Um...
00:55:24Monster Force Zero. Your performance in the Spanish Sanctum is commendable. If you continue to work as a team, you
00:55:34will succeed in your mission. You're not coming with us? I have to get back and see what you're going
00:55:39to do. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible.
00:55:39I'm assisting Aunt Arnaki in the garage. I'm in your debt. Sounds serious.
00:55:48Hey, I... You have the element of surprise. Follow the yellow reproach. Let's go, guys.
00:55:57Let's go.
00:57:02I can't make it out completely.
00:57:06Some sort of energy field that's highly unstable.
00:57:10A weapon?
00:57:17What are you doing?
00:57:18Someone's for the element of surprise.
00:57:21I ought to test this thing out.
00:57:22I've never fired one of these before.
00:57:24Put that thing away.
00:57:32I'm not here making their move.
00:57:37I'm pulling the ripcord.
00:57:39No.
00:57:42We don't know if we can control it.
00:57:46We can't wait to find out.
00:57:48Yes, that was always plan B.
00:57:50Send in the squatch.
00:58:20Do you hear that?
00:58:22Let's take it slow.
00:58:25Ammo, what the hell?
00:58:28It can't help it.
00:58:30I have an itchy trigger finger.
00:58:32You need to put that thing away.
00:58:34Fuck you, Popper.
00:58:35Hey!
00:58:35Come on!
00:58:36Both of you guys?
00:58:38You're so uptight.
00:58:39With our powers combined, we can take the unidentified.
00:58:44And this baby seals the deal.
00:58:50She'll be okay.
00:58:52She's probably just going through withdrawals.
00:58:54You're a real piece of work.
00:59:14Give them time.
00:59:16Give them time.
00:59:34How's our team?
00:59:36Struggling.
00:59:37Well, there will be moments of dysfunction, but it'll only make them stronger.
00:59:43Or get killed.
01:00:11Hey.
01:00:12Chloe.
01:00:13Joey, is everything alright?
01:00:17I feel sick to my stomach.
01:00:20You don't have to hide it from me.
01:00:27The past few months just have been really hard for me.
01:00:30I didn't realize the circuit was taking such a toll on you.
01:00:34I'm not an extrovert, okay? Like you.
01:00:38Or ammo. I need time to recharge and I haven't really had that at all.
01:00:43I'm sorry if I had known.
01:00:46It's okay. It's okay. It's my thing. Not anybody else's.
01:00:53I didn't know. I'm sorry.
01:00:57I was a part of something. I was part of a team.
01:01:03I just wanted to be near you.
01:01:10I'm sorry. It took three months.
01:01:15Don't be sorry. I...
01:01:17No, silly.
01:01:31We're not alone.
01:01:44Emmo!
01:01:49Oh, fuck.
01:02:18Oh, fuck.
01:02:21Oh, fuck.
01:02:22Oh, fuck.
01:02:24Oh, fuck.
01:02:24Oh, fuck.
01:02:25Oh, fuck.
01:02:26Oh, fuck.
01:02:28Oh, fuck.
01:02:36Oh, fuck.
01:02:38Oh, fuck.
01:02:41Why do you want to fight us?
01:02:43For your friends.
01:02:44For your friends.
01:02:51Who are they?
01:02:53Do something.
01:02:58What are you doing?
01:03:00Low orbit VR cannon.
01:03:02Call Anandaki Psyopsin Rays.
01:03:20You doing alright?
01:03:21Shouldn't we be asking you?
01:03:23I'm really sorry, guys.
01:03:27From here on out, we remain a team.
01:03:29No matter what.
01:03:29Alright?
01:03:30Right.
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:42This is the unidentified?
01:03:49Why do you fight for the Akinaki?
01:03:52You're fighting on the wrong side of history.
01:03:55You love people and humans.
01:03:57You're stupid apes.
01:03:58They're still killing each other over to hide the real god.
01:04:01Better than being Frankenstein monsters for your freaks.
01:04:05Speaking of.
01:04:10Get the fire!
01:04:12Get out of them!
01:04:16I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:18I'm not doing this anymore.
01:04:27Is that so?
01:04:29Then there's no reason to keep her alive anymore.
01:04:40That's what I thought you would do as you were told.
01:04:49I think it may be time for Plan D.
01:04:53These stories of destruction are only our last resort.
01:04:56I don't know.
01:05:00Once the Force Zero can still infiltrate on the base of operations.
01:05:04That blast will be more than enough to eliminate the Gamma reptilian.
01:05:08What just happened?
01:05:10Where's Squatch?
01:05:16Let's get him.
01:05:44This is it.
01:05:47This is it.
01:05:50This is it.
01:05:50This is it.
01:06:01You're so nice.
01:06:02You've got to get him.
01:06:08This is it.
01:06:10This is Romano.
01:06:13This is a trap.
01:06:17You have to get tired of this.
01:06:23I don't know.
01:06:48I've never seen you so confident.
01:06:50Get used to it.
01:07:25Get used to it.
01:07:47Get used to it.
01:08:09Get used to it.
01:08:10Get used to it.
01:08:28Get used to it.
01:08:45Get used to it.
01:08:46Get used to it.
01:08:47Get used to it.
01:09:17We're not gonna let you destroy our planet.
01:09:20Is that what the Anunnaki told you?
01:09:23You really are a tool.
01:09:26The Space Rex, Gamma, Reptilian, was brought here to protect Earth from them.
01:09:36All talk is acquired. DENILATE!
01:09:40What the hell is that thing doing?
01:09:41What have you done?
01:09:43Something's coming through.
01:09:45Monster Force Zero. Get rid of it.
01:09:49What is he saying?
01:09:50Increase to 5,000 Hertz.
01:09:52Mekai.
01:09:53100 Hertz.
01:09:54Interdocument.
01:09:5510.
01:09:5610,000.
01:09:58Interdocument.
01:09:59Bomb. Naked.
01:10:00Rid of it.
01:10:01Bomb?
01:10:02That thing's a bomb! Get rid of it!
01:10:15I did it!
01:10:17Send the destroyers to confirm.
01:10:19Mr. Janitor, prepare the pacer.
01:10:22Mr. Janitor?
01:10:25You're good!
01:10:28You're good!
01:10:28I'm sorry.
01:10:33I'm fine.
01:10:35I'm fine.
01:10:36You're good!
01:10:37You're good!
01:10:38Congratulations, Destroyers of destruction!
01:10:41You have been selected for a mission!
01:10:55Oh, yeah!
01:10:59Thanks, good guy.
01:11:02Easy!
01:11:11What's that?
01:11:11Oh, no! It's been released!
01:11:18What do we do?
01:11:21Ah, it's too late to turn back now.
01:11:23Put it in the car, and we'll work it right at it.
01:11:26We don't have the coordinates!
01:11:27My car!
01:11:31Not so fast.
01:11:33Great. The Pentastic Fox are here.
01:11:36Seeing is believing says the mighty final boss.
01:11:40Listen, I know you guys are looking for a rematch, but now is not the time.
01:11:44I disagree.
01:11:45Now's the perfect time!
01:11:54You guys!
01:11:57That's a fucking monster!
01:12:03We need to put our differences aside right now.
01:12:05We just think it's gonna kill all of us.
01:12:07Alright!
01:12:08Space boy!
01:12:09Let's blast him!
01:12:10No!
01:12:10We need a plan.
01:12:12My name's AI.
01:12:14Fine AI.
01:12:15What the fuck do we do?
01:12:17Let the final boss destroy this thing!
01:12:22I wouldn't do that.
01:12:23Quiet woman!
01:12:25This lizard is no match for a mighty final boss!
01:12:42Get them to the car!
01:12:45Cadabra!
01:12:46Blast this thing with your cognitive power.
01:12:50I don't think it works on Astrosaurus!
01:12:52Enough of this one!
01:12:54Guns, laser, power is blast!
01:13:01To the car!
01:13:03Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation!
01:13:07The lizard has a laser?
01:13:08Lasers.
01:13:09The Anunnaki amassed an army at our doorstep.
01:13:12We had to let the gamma reptilian through.
01:13:14Have you ever heard of mutually assured destruction?
01:13:30Everybody into the forest!
01:13:31They're all yours, Starboy!
01:13:33Is the pacer ready?
01:13:35Ready!
01:13:36Go get out of here, I got you.
01:13:41Go!
01:13:42What are you guys doing?
01:13:44We're MF-Zero!
01:13:45A ragtag team with outcasts, technors, and sci-fi geeks!
01:13:49Scouring the globe, searching for...
01:13:52Hmm...
01:13:53Can I always forget that line?
01:13:55It's too long anyways.
01:14:01It's coming!
01:14:02What do we do?
01:14:03I've been winging it since the sanctum!
01:14:07It's hot!
01:14:09Get to the front of the patient.
01:14:13With Abra, keep the shield on us as long as you can.
01:14:15They're ready to knock his ass in.
01:14:27You go around and help.
01:14:29I'll drive right into him.
01:14:31I can't afford any mistakes.
01:14:50Hey, Lizard.
01:14:55This bitch wants pancakes.
01:15:04I'm coming on you.
01:15:32I'm coming on you.
01:15:57MF-Zero!
01:16:02Where'd the destroyers go?
01:16:04Told them to run, and they ran.
01:16:05They're probably still running.
01:16:08So what now?
01:16:09Monster Force Zero, thank you for your help.
01:16:22The Anunnaki will regroup.
01:16:23We have to find the Gamma Reptilian or return it to Stasis.
01:16:27I'm sorry for your loss.
01:16:29The janitor was a brave man.
01:16:36He'd probably say the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
01:16:41Protecting Earth has been our mission for centuries now.
01:16:44We'll take it from here.
01:16:46Centuries?
01:16:47There may come a time when the Earth is in need of you.
01:16:49When that day comes...
01:16:51We'll be ready.
01:16:56We'll be ready.
01:16:59You fought well.
01:17:02Not bad for a bunch of humans.
01:17:04I've never fought a Sasquatch before, but you weren't half bad yourself.
01:17:27Do you know I was hungry?
01:17:29Oh my god, dude!
01:17:30I'm starving!
01:17:32I'm starving!
01:17:33I'm starving!
01:17:34Now you're done!
01:17:35I'm starving!
01:17:54Hey Boots, when are you going to take that mask off?
01:18:03I'm going to take that mask off.
01:18:05I'm going to take that mask off.
01:18:36I'm going to take that mask off.
01:19:07I'm going to take that mask off.
01:19:38I'm going to take that mask off.
01:20:05I'm going to take that mask off.
01:20:13I'm going to take that mask off.
01:21:11I'm going to take that mask off.
01:21:41I'm going to take that mask off.
01:21:43I'm going to take that mask off.
01:22:42I'm going to take that mask off.
01:23:12I'm going to take that mask off.
01:23:13I'm going to take that mask off.
01:24:12I'm going to take that mask off.
01:24:12I'm going to take that mask off.
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