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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:35Thank you so much for joining us today.
00:39Enjoy...
00:39...
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach
01:08the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshol. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:00We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy. Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:05Mommy.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:59you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14no let go with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:38someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:54if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
13:00she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:13jack you
13:16ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:23the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:27more try it
13:39these ingredients where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:29i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:33i've got a ton of it laying around
14:35this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:53i'm not letting anything touch
14:57you or lily
14:58jack i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:51Oh, my God.
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:23you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:08so
18:16so
18:17so
18:19so
18:45My liege, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:36You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Headed staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king?
22:04He's real.
22:07Hades?
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One.
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out!
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42Your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord.
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54I'm not here for fun.
22:55Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:10Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:23Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:30Roar!
24:31Roar!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:43Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:45Roar!
24:45Roar!
24:46Roar!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:09No, Mommy...
25:12I'll go with you.
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:22I...
25:24You...
25:25Poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight,
25:33the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35give up you've gone too far even if I die today I'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one Dylan wants you dead but first I'm gonna
26:01have some fun such a pretty face all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:25Lily Lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and I might let her run a little longer
26:42Lily
26:54your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:13Jack
27:15what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:24too bad I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack keep Lily safe
27:46long as I'm here you don't lose
27:48shut up and go
27:50now
28:02if I pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:10what
28:11you
28:23you
28:25you
28:26you
28:26you
28:27you
28:28you
28:28you
28:37you
28:38you
28:42you
28:43you
28:53you
28:54you
28:56you
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful!
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:56Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:29Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:50End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:29Fuck!
33:41You fuck!
33:43You fuck?
33:44You fuck?
33:46You're hungry.
33:49Oh, Dios.
33:49You fuck?
33:50I don'thaba!
33:50You fuck?
33:51You fuck?
33:51You fuck?
33:53Oh, Deus!
33:53I Fede!
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:04This...
34:04can't be.
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:37Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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