00:04What are the intrusive thoughts?
00:05I think I suffer from internalized anti-Semitism.
00:09Wonderful. Go on.
00:11Do you think it could be, like, intergenerational trauma?
00:16Yeah, sure. Now, let's talk meds.
00:20I'm feeling a little discouraged.
00:21Acting-wise, I ran into Bob Hemple at the gym, and he didn't even recognize me.
00:26He has Alzheimer's, Diane.
00:28What?
00:30Mommy!
00:31Whoa!
00:32Do you babysit?
00:33Um...
00:34Your mom found a guy to help me with the girls.
00:36Oh, no, that's a terrible idea.
00:38Would that be right for a patient?
00:40You're functional.
00:44Ah!
00:48My wife's parents are in Poland.
00:50My parents are at a Hugh Jackman thing.
00:52That's why we're in crisis.
00:54You've got to be a little strict with them, my man.
00:56Yeah? Okay.
00:58I think E.T. is on Netflix.
01:00So, what were the kids like?
01:01Three girls.
01:02Are they obsessed with you?
01:04We should watch E.T.
01:05Dude, shut up!
01:06How'd they do?
01:07Good.
01:08I want mommy!
01:11He's our man-y.
01:12Ow!
01:12You prefer babysitter?
01:14Oh, ba-ba-pa-pa.
01:16Well, how old is this kid?
01:1834?
01:18Wow.
01:19That makes it even weirder.
01:25You know what they say about shingles?
01:27Don't get them.
01:30How are you doing?
01:32I haven't worked in ten years.
01:34I haven't had sex in five years.
01:36Do you know what a turkey neck is?
01:37The area where the tapes are must be dry and free of oil.
01:40Are you free of oil?
01:41I feel like I got it.
01:43Good, good, good, good.
01:44I wasn't recording it, though.
01:45Can we do it one more time?
01:48I hate to tell you this, but I'm a minority.
01:51Dad, never say that.
01:52Never, ever.
01:56You don't have a partner, Sam?
01:57Not at the moment.
01:59It's kind of nice to be around.
02:05Do you think I'm anti-Semitic?
02:07I think you're an anxious Jew with mild OCD.
02:10Mild?
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