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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas 70Ep
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00:00:00Wait, I have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to...
00:00:08So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:20Uh...
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:28Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Let's get here!
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02Do you want me to stop?
00:01:03Tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:09Thank you, press by.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop near you.
00:01:20I don't want you to stop near you.
00:01:29You have a cute scar.
00:01:30It's just my years to stop.
00:01:32It's just my heart.
00:01:33It's just my daughter.
00:01:33You have a
00:01:36Gotcha?
00:01:37I need you to stop near you.
00:01:39I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend? I need grandkids. I need
00:02:17you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir. But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red
00:02:59top. And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or
00:03:04she'll jack up the price.
00:03:05Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:12Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:24anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:41I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Daddy!
00:04:02No!
00:04:02I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry! Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right? Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid. Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays. I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:04So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:101,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's 500 a day.
00:05:15Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me 500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:23You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:24Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:46I think we got it.
00:06:47Ooh.
00:06:48It's not bad.
00:06:48I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:55Of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:18Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:28Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan, I think I
00:07:57should
00:07:58have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It will make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06You can come.
00:08:14Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:25What the actual fuck?
00:08:32Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:36Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:58Oh, so?
00:09:00I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:09In front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:13No.
00:09:14No, definitely not.
00:09:15An absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:18It's strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:01Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage
00:10:20of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:24Will you get a move on?
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00We can just put those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08Gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:19She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Hi.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit.
00:11:47Watch out.
00:12:06You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah.
00:12:13Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:57So, it's perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:06Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:34Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:43It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's?
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11Aw.
00:14:12I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone.
00:15:08I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:16He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:19Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:25Mm-hmm.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Ah, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:15And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:31There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:37Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy.
00:17:19Like Santa Claus.
00:17:20When I sit on my lap.
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you on Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:47I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03TJ.
00:18:04He's gonna have a plan on the galaxy.
00:18:04And then, where is he?
00:18:04Well then, where is he?
00:18:07Because, I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:13now just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:20and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:26hey mommy are you okay see your hands oh my god we're gonna take her in and get her packed
00:18:33stuff okay come on let's go what the hell's the matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:41on my daughter let me go now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having
00:18:48such a good time
00:18:50let me go
00:19:05touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:12max you came
00:19:14don't worry sweet
00:19:18where's piper
00:19:19william hitter
00:19:21mom deadhead take her inside well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:26well well well if it isn't a waste marriage or i've been hearing so much about
00:19:30that's right
00:19:33now i'm about to take out the trash
00:19:38oh mr and mrs smith it's an honor to meet you i'm max
00:19:41eva told us all about you from new york polite handsome just like she said
00:19:49wow he was an ai
00:19:52see he's real and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to be
00:19:56son of a bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that you drive that
00:20:02pristine automobile
00:20:04that car oh my god that's worth more than a house that car it was all over the news
00:20:11when the ceo of the harrison group bought it
00:20:14wait
00:20:21like i said i'm just eva's husband
00:20:24and that's all he needs to know i'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:28you really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo my company jesus how
00:20:35did you get away with it that's what i want to know
00:20:38enough please
00:20:41i trust my daughter
00:20:43she would never marry a criminal
00:20:47max
00:20:47be honest with me
00:20:49where did that car come from
00:20:52how much did you want for it
00:20:53i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:57so
00:20:58you need a breath man
00:21:02all right that's it i'm calling the cops
00:21:04oh way ahead of you
00:21:06wait
00:21:06what
00:21:07are you feeling nervous diva
00:21:10oh well
00:21:12too late
00:21:19listen hon
00:21:20i believe you
00:21:22but how could max
00:21:24afford a car like that
00:21:26mr smith
00:21:27don't worry it's my car
00:21:28okay it's not stolen
00:21:30huh yeah if it's yours then prove it
00:21:33thank you
00:21:34cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:36enjoy christmas behind bars
00:21:38okay
00:21:38i'll prove that it's mine
00:21:40but then you have to get lost
00:21:42and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:45oh so you're a tough guy huh
00:21:47well i hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:49loser
00:21:50say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:56jesus
00:21:56maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:58it's kind of sexy though
00:22:02here
00:22:03title and proof of ownership
00:22:12mr
00:22:15harrison
00:22:20mr harrison
00:22:21mr harrison
00:22:21just play along
00:22:24merry christmas willie
00:22:26now get the fuck out of here
00:22:28before i kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:30yes sir
00:22:31i'm so sorry sir
00:22:33i
00:22:34please take my serious apologies
00:22:45please
00:22:46oh that william what a jerk huh he fooled me what can i say let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:55ruin the holidays
00:22:56oh now you don't want to ruin christmas
00:22:58oh come on eva we were just looking out for you
00:23:01please forgive me
00:23:03please forgive us mr harrison
00:23:03you know my youngest son is graduating soon
00:23:06do you think that uh... do you think that uh... you could help him get his foot in the door
00:23:24abigail
00:23:25abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:28abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:28abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:29didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:31yeah
00:23:32i think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:34my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:37for your best life
00:23:38my new son-in-law
00:23:40come on guys let's go in
00:23:42welcome to the family
00:23:47welcome
00:23:47come on in
00:23:48come on in
00:23:52this is your fault pam
00:23:54you can't tell the difference between ai and reality
00:23:57my fault
00:23:58you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:12hey how do you have that car
00:24:14and how do you know the ceo of harrison group
00:24:16and how do you
00:24:17i told you i work for harrison group remember
00:24:20i have a friend in high places
00:24:22a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:27yes
00:24:28it's the season of giving
00:24:29he knows people
00:24:31has connections
00:24:32he's a big deal
00:24:33kind of guy
00:24:35you're a crime boss aren't you
00:24:36and you best not forget it capiche
00:24:38oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:42dad mom
00:24:44thank you so much for letting max and i stay in your home
00:24:47oh honey
00:24:48we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking
00:24:54i think they get it
00:24:56i think they get it
00:24:58uh how's piper
00:24:59oh she's fine
00:25:01one of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:04and if your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:07we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:09great
00:25:10see you in a bit
00:25:11joey
00:25:12what are you doing
00:25:15okay
00:25:17hey was that not a breach of contract
00:25:23relax
00:25:23it was just a hug
00:25:26ugh
00:25:28we just got here and i'm already exhausted
00:25:30you'll be okay
00:25:31you'll be okay
00:25:32it's just one week
00:25:33kill me now
00:25:34well i would but i need to get paid
00:25:41what are you doing
00:25:43that's weird
00:25:45they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:47i don't know something just feels off
00:25:50that's ridiculous
00:25:51i mean what do you want them to do
00:25:53make out a promise to prove it
00:25:58later
00:26:01let's go
00:26:05here we go
00:26:08piper is all tucked in honey
00:26:10everything looks amazing
00:26:11and happy holidays
00:26:12to the newest member of our family
00:26:15max
00:26:15aw
00:26:17welcome
00:26:18cheers
00:26:19thank you miss smith
00:26:20looks great
00:26:21aww just call me mom honey
00:26:23i had no idea what you liked
00:26:25so i just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:27but
00:26:28we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right
00:26:31mmm
00:26:33oh no
00:26:33mom's testing him
00:26:34she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:36you mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:38and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:43ow
00:26:44eva sweetie
00:26:46kicking my foot
00:26:47oh sorry mom i
00:26:49oh jeez
00:26:50oh jeez
00:26:50come on look what you're doing
00:26:51it's okay
00:26:52look mom of course he knows it's
00:26:54i would like to hear max say it
00:26:56i would like to hear max say it
00:27:02um
00:27:09twelve pumpkin pies i hear this right
00:27:11they're the best kind
00:27:14well of course it's it's pumpkin pie
00:27:18see
00:27:19are you happy now
00:27:19that's good but something still falls off
00:27:22mom
00:27:24don't make it weird
00:27:24okay
00:27:26we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:28and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:31but our marriage is real
00:27:33i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:37uh huh
00:27:38now those
00:27:39are quality
00:27:41okay
00:27:41well
00:27:42then answer this
00:27:44where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:47where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:51i knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:54well
00:27:55um
00:27:55it's
00:27:56silly face
00:27:57dropped it outside
00:27:58on the sidewalk
00:28:00luckily i was there to pick it up for her
00:28:02silly face
00:28:05i am not paying extra for this
00:28:07consider it a christmas gift
00:28:10those lousers
00:28:11that's nice
00:28:13you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:15well believe it or not miss smith
00:28:17there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:19and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:22i'll drink to that
00:28:23i agree with you there
00:28:25so come on guys
00:28:26let's eat
00:28:27come on
00:28:33thank you
00:28:34thank you
00:28:35thank you
00:28:40and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:42i have another room set up for piper
00:28:46nice and festive for you
00:28:47no complications
00:28:49sorry honey
00:28:50uh mom
00:28:51you know what
00:28:52i should stay with piper
00:28:53tonight
00:28:54oh honey
00:28:55newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:58oh
00:28:59i just remembered
00:29:00the city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:02something about water conservation
00:29:04that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0615 minutes
00:29:09honey it's no big deal
00:29:10just shower together
00:29:12shower together
00:29:16just shower together
00:29:17just shower together
00:29:17okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:24you heard her
00:29:46Oh, wow! Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time. You have 15 minutes.
00:29:54Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, sleep yourself. All room for getting in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:18Come on, Max. Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:43In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:31:06You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not gonna have any shower water left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:15It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19True.
00:31:32Holy shit.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:45Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Oh, baby.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:51Yeah, I don't think I should live.
00:31:57You owe me a penalty.
00:31:59Um...
00:32:00Maybe we should.
00:32:02God...
00:32:03He's such a good kisser.
00:32:05Why does this feel so...
00:32:07Familiar?
00:32:14Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:24Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:29It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:34it is.
00:32:35You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39You just need to be sorry, just-
00:32:49That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:58It's him, the man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:12Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah. I just, um, I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:22Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days. So if there's something you need, I can
00:33:52help.
00:33:53I wanna help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no. That's, that's impossible. I'm very careful. Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around. Family, to me, is a big commitment. And
00:34:23I don't want any loose ends. You know?
00:34:27Right. He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason. Just, just curious.
00:34:38No, I, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:44Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:53Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:58I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:06Give me that.
00:35:08What?
00:35:20Oh, Eva, the truth is, is that I...
00:35:27Go, go, go, go, go. Just a second. Come in!
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh! Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:41Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put his shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:06a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
00:36:18If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:57Max.
00:37:01You are Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:36Where's Piper?
00:37:38She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:56God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:06Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:08Not on my watch.
00:38:13Yeah, this.
00:38:15I remember this.
00:38:26Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith. It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy. Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no, it's okay.
00:38:56Smith family staple.
00:39:08You come.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Mm.
00:39:19Good?
00:39:20It's grumpy.
00:39:22Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:27could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her
00:39:33brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:38says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:48better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:06wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:15ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:22able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:29too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:34so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could
00:40:43she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that
00:40:52explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda ava is your niece oh come on
00:41:00grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand her track record speaks for itself
00:41:07exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:14oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:23merry christmas everybody
00:41:24merry christmas
00:41:47this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:54oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's
00:42:04right you mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose
00:42:11yours oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison
00:42:19group's top
00:42:20legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:34mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:42what are you
00:42:45don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:51you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family out of
00:42:57this her family she needs me
00:43:07you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:13i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:19hear that
00:43:19you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him
00:43:26i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:29please who do you think you are
00:43:32enough
00:43:35there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:37fine dad
00:43:39let it go nathan
00:43:41they're just jealous
00:43:44for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:43:50i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:43:54do you want me to get the other cheek
00:43:55all right that's enough
00:43:56everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:20is this a joke
00:44:22can you please pass me some food
00:44:24hold it
00:44:24who said you could eat anything else
00:44:26my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:32my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:36king crab fresh from alaska
00:44:39and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:40three times the price
00:44:42fifty times the flavor
00:44:44and you don't get a single bite
00:44:47it's just petty
00:44:48maybe so
00:44:49but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:53fine
00:44:54then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:57come on let's go
00:44:58no no
00:44:59don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:02grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:05i know dear
00:45:07i just want to have our family together
00:45:09fine
00:45:09we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:13better a stray than a bitch
00:45:14what was that
00:45:18i just want to have our family together
00:45:21i just want to have our family together
00:45:22we'll stay
00:45:24can i have a little nibble
00:45:26it's okay sweetie
00:45:27we'll get something right after
00:45:29like drive-thru
00:45:31i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:34that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:38no strays
00:45:40ow
00:45:40please
00:45:41are you okay
00:45:42yes please
00:45:43you hit my child
00:45:45you're fucking crazy
00:45:46well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:48maybe i wouldn't have to
00:45:53don't worry baby
00:45:54i'll handle it
00:45:56husband and i paid for this feast
00:45:58king crab
00:46:00fresh from alaska
00:46:01and grass-fed wagyu
00:46:03three times the price
00:46:05fifty times the flavor
00:46:07and you don't get a single bite
00:46:09it's just petty
00:46:10maybe so
00:46:12but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:46:16fine
00:46:16then we won't stay and eat with you
00:46:19come on let's go
00:46:20no no
00:46:21don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:46:25grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:46:28i know dear
00:46:29i just want to have our family together
00:46:31fine
00:46:32we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:46:35better a stray than a bitch
00:46:37what was that?
00:46:41i just want to have our family together
00:46:44fine
00:46:45we'll stay
00:46:47can i have a little nipple?
00:46:49it's okay sweetie
00:46:50we'll get something right after
00:46:52like drive-thru?
00:46:54i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:46:56that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:47:01no strays
00:47:02ow
00:47:03sweetie sweetie are you okay?
00:47:05yes please
00:47:06you hit my child
00:47:08you're fucking crazy
00:47:09well if you'd teach her some manners
00:47:11maybe i wouldn't have to
00:47:16don't worry baby
00:47:17i'll handle it
00:47:21don't worry baby
00:47:22i'll handle it
00:47:23i'll handle it
00:47:26piper
00:47:28sweetie
00:47:28are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34okay sweetheart
00:47:35give me two minutes
00:47:36and one phone call
00:47:37as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:47:40actually i do
00:47:43he's such a liar
00:47:44this ought to be hilarious
00:47:45oh
00:47:46it will be
00:47:49sam
00:47:51yeah
00:47:51send the troops
00:47:52and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:47:55i'm already on my way
00:48:00bring that king crab from antarctica
00:48:02i'm already on my way
00:48:06you hear this guy?
00:48:07he wants the best king crab in the world
00:48:09from antarctica
00:48:12now i get why you married him eva
00:48:14his silly delusions are just adorable
00:48:17max
00:48:18what are you doing?
00:48:20don't worry about it sweetheart
00:48:20santa's already on his way
00:48:22actually
00:48:23five
00:48:24four
00:48:26three
00:48:27two
00:48:28one
00:48:32a helicopter?
00:48:40there's no way
00:48:46how did you pull this off?
00:48:48sam is like family
00:48:49i thought i'd introduce you to
00:48:51thanks boss
00:48:53boss?
00:48:54eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:56maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:48:58eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:49:02i'm maximus harrison
00:49:06you're the ceo of harrison group?
00:49:09mm-hmm
00:49:12come on
00:49:14you can stop kidding around
00:49:16if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20no i actually am the ceo
00:49:22come on
00:49:23you can stop the charade
00:49:24okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it?
00:49:27eva
00:49:27i'm not pretending
00:49:30mr harrison
00:49:32the antarctic king crab
00:49:33as you requested
00:49:43how is this possible?
00:49:46this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:52who are you?
00:49:54i told you
00:49:55i'm eva's husband
00:49:56that chef called him mr harrison
00:49:59wait
00:50:00no
00:50:00hold on
00:50:02you're the actual ceo of the harrison group?
00:50:07you're worth more than some whole countries
00:50:09hmm
00:50:10some of the small ones
00:50:12i mean you know that
00:50:14you work for me
00:50:15oh god
00:50:16i insulted my own boss
00:50:19i'm finished
00:50:24oh god
00:50:25i insulted my own boss
00:50:28i'm finished
00:50:29didn't think max would commit this hard
00:50:31pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:50:33worth every penny i'm paying him
00:50:35for tonight
00:50:36your feast ends
00:50:37and with that
00:50:39your career
00:50:40you're fired
00:50:41fired?
00:50:43sam
00:50:47fired?
00:50:48god
00:50:49i can't be fired
00:50:51what?
00:50:53mr harrison please
00:50:54you can have as much crab as you want
00:50:57please
00:50:57mr harrison
00:50:58i'll do anything
00:50:59guys
00:51:00take out the trash
00:51:07and you
00:51:08oh me?
00:51:10mr harrison
00:51:11come on
00:51:12that was a christmas joke
00:51:14a family tradition
00:51:15yeah well
00:51:16there's a new family tradition
00:51:18sam
00:51:22will you do me the honors
00:51:25gladly
00:51:30merry christmas aunt mary
00:51:34father do something
00:51:36well you kind of deserve that
00:51:39i'm leaving
00:51:41pumpkin
00:51:42my favorite
00:51:50come on sweetie
00:51:51daddy had this crab flying just for you
00:51:54eat as much as you want
00:51:55thanks daddy
00:51:59i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:52:01i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:52:04honestly
00:52:06this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:52:08well if you want we can have many more
00:52:09just like this
00:52:12does he really mean that
00:52:13or is he just playing the part
00:52:15i can't tell
00:52:16and that terrifies me
00:52:23merry christmas mr harrison
00:52:25i brought you a gift
00:52:26here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:52:33oh
00:52:34this is wonderful
00:52:37sam i have a granddaughter
00:52:40tell me everything
00:52:41miss eva smith
00:52:42single mother
00:52:43small town gal
00:52:44didn't finish high school
00:52:46currently works in retail
00:52:47oh maximus
00:52:49i thought i raised you better
00:52:51a high school dropout
00:52:52in the harrison family
00:52:55not a chance
00:53:00she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:53:03maximus seems to like her
00:53:05silence
00:53:05get me the address where she works
00:53:08it's happy heels on broadway
00:53:09that's nice
00:53:10we own that one
00:53:12good work
00:53:14but take off that stupid hat
00:53:26thanks
00:53:26so your dad insisted
00:53:28that i try this wine
00:53:29that he's been saving
00:53:30for 20 years
00:53:33sounds like he's happy
00:53:34with his new son-in-law
00:53:35and how about you
00:53:40me?
00:53:41yeah
00:53:43are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:48eva
00:54:00that birthmark
00:54:01family to me is a big commitment
00:54:04and i don't want any loose ends
00:54:06you know
00:54:08maximus there's so much we don't know
00:54:10so much we're not telling each other
00:54:14no feelings, no complications
00:54:15that's what we agreed upon
00:54:16yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:54:19max
00:54:20yeah i guess you're right
00:54:23well it's cold
00:54:25maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:54:29max
00:54:31i need to tell you something
00:54:35something important
00:54:36what's gotten into her?
00:54:38is she hiding something?
00:54:40is this the part where you tell me
00:54:41there's no santa?
00:54:43i haven't been completely honest with you
00:54:48piper is
00:54:52piper is
00:54:53mommy, daddy, my hand hurts
00:54:56sweetie
00:54:57oh my gosh
00:54:58it's so swollen
00:54:59must have been when that witch
00:55:00smacked her with the fork earlier
00:55:01listen you stay here with daddy
00:55:03mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:07come on piper
00:55:11okay, let me see
00:55:15i promise
00:55:16i won't let anyone
00:55:17hurt you or mommy again
00:55:19but that's not true
00:55:20you're leaving after christmas, aren't you?
00:55:25uh...
00:55:25daddy!
00:55:26no!
00:55:28well
00:55:34don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:55:39well maybe i don't have to leave
00:55:43well maybe i don't have to leave
00:55:45really?
00:55:46please stay, daddy
00:55:50you think it was scar?
00:55:54hmm
00:55:56i wouldn't worry about it
00:55:58scars make you look like a badass
00:55:59i have one too
00:56:02dad
00:56:03i got that when i was about your age
00:56:05some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:56:08really?
00:56:09no way
00:56:10no
00:56:11it was actually a cactus
00:56:13but it's still cool
00:56:16i have something like that
00:56:17on the back of my neck
00:56:21piper
00:56:22how long have you had that?
00:56:24my mom said i had that
00:56:25when i was born
00:56:31and how old are you?
00:56:33six
00:56:34six?
00:56:35that one night stand
00:56:36was about seven years ago
00:56:37okay, i found the first date kit
00:56:39eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:44what do i even say?
00:56:46and how do i explain it to piper?
00:56:48sorry honey
00:56:49this man's your dad
00:56:50and he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:52um
00:56:53yeah
00:56:56can i see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:59eva
00:57:03okay, look
00:57:07piper is
00:57:13go on
00:57:20that must be an emergency
00:57:23excuse me
00:57:24sorry
00:57:25i took this
00:57:32mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34yeah
00:57:36mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:57:39i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:57:44why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47i'm telling you, max
00:57:48that woman is manipulating you
00:57:50she's a high school dropout
00:57:52doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:54and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:56i'm eva's husband
00:57:58max
00:57:59that man has no idea
00:58:01what a treasure
00:58:03he's missing out on
00:58:07i'm sorry, max
00:58:09you can't know piper's your daughter
00:58:10your mother would take her away
00:58:12after christmas
00:58:13it's over
00:58:16eva?
00:58:18maximus?
00:58:19are you even listening to me?
00:58:21no, mom, mom
00:58:22listen
00:58:22i'm sorry
00:58:23okay
00:58:24eva's my wife
00:58:25and i've made up my mind
00:58:26i'm not leaving her
00:58:29eva?
00:58:35oh, wow
00:58:36thank you
00:58:36thank you
00:58:36look
00:58:39good
00:58:39good
00:58:39good
00:58:39oh, thank you
00:58:41this is for you, grandma
00:58:47oh, wow
00:58:49that's so cool
00:58:50did you make it?
00:58:51uh, derek, this is from
00:58:54eva
00:58:54oh, thank you so much
00:58:57thanks, guys
00:58:58glad you're here
00:59:02oh, wow
00:59:03damn, these are nice
00:59:04grandpa, language
00:59:06little ears
00:59:13piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15it's in the other room by the train set
00:59:17here, i'll go with you
00:59:17remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19ready, ready?
00:59:20grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:59:22we'll be back, guys
00:59:23walking home from our house
00:59:25christmas eve
00:59:30you never told me
00:59:33have we met before?
00:59:39have we met before?
00:59:42she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:47i don't know what you're getting at
00:59:50eva, i have the same birthmark
00:59:52as piper
01:00:00i don't know what you're talking about
01:00:02lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:03they're very common
01:00:04i feel so awful
01:00:05but i can't lose my child
01:00:08no matter how i feel about him
01:00:12maybe
01:00:15are you okay?
01:00:18are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21no
01:00:22i'm fine
01:00:25oh, i almost forgot
01:00:30i got you this
01:00:31you got me a gift, too?
01:00:33tis the season
01:00:35open it
01:00:58gloves?
01:01:00did you make these?
01:01:02yeah
01:01:04i know this is a fake marriage
01:01:05but
01:01:06that's christmas
01:01:08you've already done so much for me
01:01:09i just wanted to do a little something for you
01:01:13how did i feel?
01:01:15warm, right?
01:01:16yeah
01:01:17warm
01:01:18soft
01:01:22perfect
01:01:26thank you, eva
01:01:29i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:34really?
01:01:35yeah, my mom
01:01:36she partied all the time
01:01:38and
01:01:38i got gifts
01:01:40plenty of them
01:01:41but
01:01:42i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:45nothing
01:01:46personal
01:01:47well, you deserve it
01:01:50you're a good guy
01:01:52and
01:01:53someday you'll
01:01:54find
01:01:55someone special
01:01:56to
01:01:57spend all your christmases with
01:02:00what if that day's today?
01:02:04what if i already found someone special?
01:02:09right here
01:02:34max
01:02:34we can't
01:02:36if you want me to stop
01:02:38you better tell me right now
01:02:44come on
01:02:46i don't want you to stop
01:02:53no matter how many years pass
01:02:55i still can't resist him
01:03:10i don't want you
01:03:12i don't want you
01:03:14i don't want you
01:03:15i don't want you
01:03:20oh god, you were trying to be fucking insane
01:03:36piper
01:03:37she can't see me
01:03:38she can't see me
01:03:56eva?
01:04:08eva?
01:04:15that was way too close
01:04:17yeah
01:04:18we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:24sometimes
01:04:24sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:28can i
01:04:29still unwrap my present?
01:04:33you still haven't given me mine
01:04:39let me give it to you
01:04:41i just Ruth
01:04:42i don't want you
01:04:45she can't see you
01:04:47and i've got my elas
01:04:47i don't wanna give it to you
01:04:51i don't want you
01:05:07or you
01:05:09can i just wait for the interview
01:05:10i justappled a lot of time
01:05:18Who is calling me to serve me?
01:05:23Hello?
01:05:24Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:26I'm Max's mother.
01:05:28Name your price.
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:36Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us,
01:05:39and go.
01:05:41My son will find a better wife
01:05:43and a better mother for his child.
01:05:45Piper is my daughter,
01:05:46and no amount of money you offer
01:05:48could ever make me give her up.
01:05:49So you keep your money,
01:05:50and I'll leave on my own,
01:05:51but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:56Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:07Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:10So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over.
01:06:17It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:23Eva, wait!
01:06:27So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:35Max, it's not real.
01:06:37None of it was real.
01:06:38So, this is just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:47Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:07:02a good father.
01:07:03Mother, just say the word.
01:07:10You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:45Are we here?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48As much as I don't want us to be,
01:07:51we're back.
01:07:54Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:07:57We're home.
01:08:01How can she just walk away?
01:08:10Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:12It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:15Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18You promised.
01:08:19Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:21Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27When?
01:08:28Two days.
01:08:30I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31No need.
01:08:33Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:08:40I know you and Mommy thought,
01:08:43but she still really likes you.
01:08:45So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:53...
01:09:09...
01:09:13Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:15Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:24Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:27I need to go in back with my family.
01:09:29Family?
01:09:30Boss, you okay?
01:09:32Never better.
01:09:35Go get her, Max.
01:09:38Give it to your best smile.
01:09:41Ah, there he is.
01:09:44Maximus, darling.
01:09:45I have some prospects for you.
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:53Oh.
01:09:56I told you.
01:09:57I already found the woman I love.
01:10:01Well, I...
01:10:05Maximus, stop this.
01:10:07That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:11Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:13and I'll find you another.
01:10:14Sir, you are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:18No, I'm not.
01:10:20Oh.
01:10:21I work in waste management,
01:10:23and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:26I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:27and I'm a father.
01:10:30What?
01:10:44Oh, that's her.
01:10:46The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:51Hi.
01:10:52Welcome in.
01:10:53Can I help you find something?
01:10:54I wanted to try those.
01:10:59Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:11:02Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08No, no, no.
01:11:09I know what I want.
01:11:11Size seven.
01:11:14Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:11:15but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18She wants the white shoes.
01:11:25Ignore her.
01:11:26She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:28Here, let me help you.
01:11:29Come on.
01:11:34She seems kind.
01:11:40I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:43She's just doing her job.
01:11:46How do they feel?
01:11:47Well, I love the style,
01:11:49but it's too small.
01:11:51I think I need a size up.
01:11:53Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:58Right away.
01:11:59I'll be right back.
01:12:00She's not only kind,
01:12:02she's patient.
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:19Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:25She can't walk.
01:12:29That's just pure evil.
01:12:33Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:36She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair.
01:12:40I get paid commission.
01:12:47I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:50See?
01:12:52This is your whole problem.
01:12:55This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:59I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:02I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:04She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:07People who insult her all day?
01:13:10I'm your manager.
01:13:15Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:17or you're fired.
01:13:25Did I stutter?
01:13:30You don't have to fire me.
01:13:34I quit.
01:13:40I don't work here anymore.
01:13:42Listen,
01:13:44don't buy the shoes.
01:13:45They're broken.
01:13:47Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:48You're a good person after all.
01:13:52Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:55I'm sorry?
01:13:57Why are you still here, Eva?
01:13:59Get out.
01:14:06You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel
01:14:09to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:12Absolutely shameful.
01:14:14Who are you?
01:14:16I am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the Harrison Group
01:14:20and the owner of the store.
01:14:23You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:14:25mother of the CEO?
01:14:27I am.
01:14:28And you, my dear,
01:14:29are fired.
01:14:32What did I do?
01:14:35You are a good person.
01:14:38From now on,
01:14:39this store is yours to run.
01:14:44Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right.
01:14:49Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:51You are professional,
01:14:53responsible,
01:14:55far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:01You,
01:15:02out.
01:15:03I'll leave.
01:15:07I'm leaving.
01:15:10I, I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:14No, don't worry.
01:15:16You're getting a promotion.
01:15:18You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:21I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
01:15:23First assignment?
01:15:24I want that row and that row
01:15:28and the entire display case.
01:15:31Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:34Okay.
01:15:37Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:41I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:50She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:52Of course she lives like this.
01:16:04Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:05I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva?
01:16:12What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:16There you are, Eva.
01:16:19Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:25What are you talking...
01:16:29That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:34Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop.
01:16:38And you?
01:16:39You lied to me at the store.
01:16:42You were both just testing me?
01:16:44Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:16:53Eva, please.
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:56Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that, dear.
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom, what did you do?
01:17:08I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:10We're not together.
01:17:12And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:19I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:24Go after her.
01:17:28Eva.
01:17:29Let me go.
01:17:30I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:32Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:35I'm not pretending.
01:17:37Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:39In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:46Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:51Max, you came.
01:17:52God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:17:57I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:01Just say the word.
01:18:05See?
01:18:07Stop fighting.
01:18:11We belong together.
01:18:13You're wrong.
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you.
01:18:21We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:24Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:28Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:18:33Eva.
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:37Eva!
01:18:39I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:56Come here.
01:19:04No, you're not fine.
01:19:06You're sad.
01:19:09I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:17I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:19:22Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:25I love bug.
01:19:27You're right.
01:19:29What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:39I believe in you.
01:19:40What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know.
01:19:50Piper is his daughter.
01:19:58Enough sulking.
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:03Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me.
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:10You can't abandon her.
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:14I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:17And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:21What are you talking about?
01:20:23I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself.
01:20:36I was right.
01:20:38Seven years ago.
01:20:40New Year's.
01:20:41That woman was Eva.
01:20:52Eva.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:56Daddy.
01:20:58Daddy.
01:21:00Piper.
01:21:03I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:10You came back.
01:21:14I, uh, don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:25I, uh, I was scared.
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:31Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:43Piper is your daughter.
01:21:45You knew.
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:49Mama.
01:21:50Oh.
01:21:53Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:55But you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared, okay?
01:21:59I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:01I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:04How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:17I love you, Eva.
01:22:20I love you, too.
01:22:23I promise.
01:22:24For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:28As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:41Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:44For real this time?
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:47Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:23:01Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:23:03and the Christmas after that and forever.
01:23:08I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:17Eva!
01:23:20Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I struck you tired!
01:23:28Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:31Again.
01:23:34No?
01:23:35Not funny?
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