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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas 70Ep
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00:00:00Wait, I have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:02Everyone knows Eva has to...
00:00:08So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:20Uh...
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play along.
00:00:28Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Let's get here!
00:00:56You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02Do you want me to stop?
00:01:03Tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36Please, you have a cute scar.
00:01:39I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:15I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir. But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:57Blonde hair, red top. And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison
00:03:03Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:05Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:12Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:24anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:40I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53Daddy!
00:04:02No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry. Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:37You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:40So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right? Hi, my name's Cyber. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:52Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:04So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:15Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:18Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:22You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:24Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:31And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay, deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:19Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:46I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm
00:06:52actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah, of course.
00:07:06Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:18Bad news, boss.
00:07:19Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife,
00:07:22bailed last minute.
00:07:23Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who is...
00:07:29Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:59It will make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay, you can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:15Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:25What the actual fuck?
00:08:32Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:58Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:19This is strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship.
00:09:51And I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention, shoppers.
00:09:56All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies.
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend 500, get 10% off, and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of
00:10:21the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:24Will you get a move on?
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:37Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08Gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:15Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry.
00:11:21I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:35As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We gotta pick up paper.
00:12:05You done feeling me up?
00:12:09We should go.
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:10I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:19And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Should we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:54And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:55My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:58So, perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:34Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:37Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:42It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's?
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:07Nice to meet you!
00:14:09Dad.
00:14:10So glad you made it.
00:14:11I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:22So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:48Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager of what trash?
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:42Ah, must be AI.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you've made it.
00:16:31There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:37Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:39Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:56Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:03A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:17Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20When I sit on my lap.
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:23Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:48I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:12Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:20And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:31I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:43Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:19:05Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter?
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:27If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you from New York, polite, handsome, just like she said.
00:19:48Wow, he was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:53And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:19:59And watch the way that you drive that, that pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car, oh my God, that's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car, it was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:28You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:30You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus, how did he get away with it?
00:20:36That's what I want to know.
00:20:38Enough, please.
00:20:41I trust my daughter.
00:20:43She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:51How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:57You need a breath, man.
00:21:02All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well, too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car, okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah, if it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:36Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:40But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:48Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison, loser.
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:55Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play along.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:31I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:46Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:03You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20Do you guys want a job at the Harrison Group?
00:23:22You can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:47Come on in.
00:23:52This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:57It's my fault.
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:12Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you-
00:24:17I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people, has connections.
00:24:32He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:39Oh my god, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:42Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:55I think they get it, hon.
00:24:58Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:09Great.
00:25:10All right, see you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax, it was just a hug.
00:25:28We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:48Something just feels off.
00:25:49Come on, this is ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:54Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:06Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:20Looks great.
00:26:21Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:23I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:34Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married,
00:26:38and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:50I don't want to look what you're saying.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:09Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:18Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:25We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:38Now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face?
00:28:04And I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09That's beautiful.
00:28:10Those lousers.
00:28:11That's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:40And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:04That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16We'll just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:45Oh, wow.
00:29:47Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:53Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:56I am not showering with you.
00:29:57All right, suit yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:00Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:18Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed.
00:30:23Nothing physical.
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:32But that'll cost extra.
00:30:43In your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:31:06You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:15It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19True.
00:31:32Holy shit.
00:31:36Oh, this is, uh, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:45Still think you can resist?
00:31:48Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:56I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.
00:31:56Max, I shut it up.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:05Why does this feel so...
00:32:07familiar?
00:32:13Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:24Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:31This is all an act.
00:32:32Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:35You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just need to be sorry.
00:32:49That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:12Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah, I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:22Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:29What do I do?
00:33:31What do I do?
00:33:36I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:53I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:34:00Um, Max.
00:34:02How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:08A child?
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:15Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:20Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just, just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:43No.
00:34:44Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:53Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those.
00:34:59I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:06Give me that fast.
00:35:08Give me the-
00:35:08Give me the-
00:35:10Whoa!
00:35:22Eva, the truth is, is that I-
00:35:27Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:30Come in!
00:35:32Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:41Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, attaboy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:53Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:03And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:18If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:57Max.
00:37:01You are Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:36Where's Piper?
00:37:38She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:56God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:05Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:09Not on my watch.
00:38:14Yeah, this.
00:38:15I remember this.
00:38:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:41What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Here we go.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Good?
00:39:19Good?
00:39:20It's scrumptious.
00:39:22Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:28Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:30That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:35Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:43Hey, don't worry.
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:48Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:53Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:06Wait, that earring.
00:40:09Wait, that earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:16Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right, and it's just a common earring.
00:40:27Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:34So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:39But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:42What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:45An aging single mom.
00:40:48Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it.
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:58Ava is your niece.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly.
00:41:08Not like my Sierra.
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:14Oh, they're here.
00:41:16Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:24Merry Christmas.
00:41:27You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:29I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:32Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband, but you're gorgeous.
00:41:40But not as handsome as you.
00:41:42Look at you two.
00:41:43You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:48This is from Max and I.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:51Thank you, Eva.
00:41:52Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops.
00:41:55Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:01Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right.
00:42:04You mean a little hack?
00:42:05You little.
00:42:08You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:10or you will lose yours.
00:42:13Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:35Honey, are you okay?
00:42:36I'm fine.
00:42:37I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:42What are you?
00:42:45Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:48Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:52You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults,
00:42:55but leave my family out of this.
00:42:59Her family.
00:43:01She needs me.
00:43:07You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:10Do something.
00:43:12You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:14I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:16Oh, wow.
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:22Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:29Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:33Enough.
00:43:35There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:39Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:41They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:50I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55All right, that's enough.
00:43:56Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:19Is this a joke?
00:44:22Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it.
00:44:25Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:27My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:33My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:36King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:40Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:45And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:47It's just petty.
00:44:48Maybe so, but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:54Fine.
00:44:55Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:45:00Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:03Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:06I know, dear.
00:45:07I just want to have our family together.
00:45:09Fine.
00:45:10We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:13Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:22Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have a little napole?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:27We'll get something right after.
00:45:29Like drive-through?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:34That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:39No strays.
00:45:40Al, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:42Yes, please.
00:45:43You hit my child.
00:45:45You're fucking crazy.
00:45:46Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:53Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:45:56My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:58King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:04Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:09It's just petty.
00:46:11Maybe so.
00:46:12But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:19Come on, let's go.
00:46:20No, no.
00:46:22Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:28I know, dear.
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:32We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:35Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:47Can I have a little napole?
00:46:49It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something right after.
00:46:52Like drive-through?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:56That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:47:01No strays.
00:47:03Ow.
00:47:03Sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:04You hit my child.
00:47:08You're fucking crazy.
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:16Don't worry, baby.
00:47:18I'll handle it.
00:47:21Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:26Piper.
00:47:28Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:37As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:43He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:46Oh, it will be.
00:47:49Sam.
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:55I'm already on my way.
00:48:02You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:48:12Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:14His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:17Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:21Santa's already on his way.
00:48:22Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:32A helicopter?
00:48:39There's no way.
00:48:46How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family.
00:48:49I thought I'd introduce you too.
00:48:51Thanks, boss.
00:48:53Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:59Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:49:02I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:05You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:14You can stop kidding around.
00:49:16Because if you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade, okay?
00:49:24This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:31Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:49:44How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:52Who are you?
00:49:54I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:57That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:59Wait, no.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:03You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:10Some of the small ones.
00:50:12I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:17I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:24Okay.
00:50:25I insulted my own boss.
00:50:27I'm finished.
00:50:29Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:33Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight, your fee stands.
00:50:38And with that, your career.
00:50:40You're fired.
00:50:42Fired?
00:50:43Sam.
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:55You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:51:00Guys, take out the trash.
00:51:07And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke, a family tradition.
00:51:15Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:18Sam.
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Marie.
00:51:34Father, do something.
00:51:37Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:41Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:51:50Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:51:54Eat as much as you want.
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:59I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:52:02I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:52:04Honestly?
00:52:06This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:23Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:34Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:37Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:47Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:51A high school dropout?
00:52:53In the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance.
00:53:00She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:03Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:11We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:26Thanks.
00:53:27So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years?
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:48Eva.
00:54:00That birthmark.
00:54:01Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:08Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:10So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:12Ugh.
00:54:14No feelings, no complications.
00:54:15That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:19Max.
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:23It's cold.
00:54:25Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:31I need to tell you something.
00:54:34Something important.
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:38Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:43I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:49Piper is...
00:54:52Piper is...
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:56Oh, sweetie.
00:54:57Oh my gosh.
00:54:58I thought I was swooning.
00:54:59Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:55:02Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:07Come on, pipe.
00:55:11Okay, let me see.
00:55:15I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:19But that's not true.
00:55:21You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:28No!
00:55:28Well...
00:55:34Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:43Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:50You think you will sky?
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:56I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:58Scars make you look like a badass.
00:56:00I have one, too.
00:56:02Dad.
00:56:03I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:06Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:09No way.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11It was actually a cactus.
00:56:13But it's still cool.
00:56:16I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:22Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:24My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:31I had that when I was born.
00:56:32And how old are you?
00:56:33Six.
00:56:34Six?
00:56:35That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:37Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:39Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:44What do I even say?
00:56:46What do I even say?
00:56:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:48Sorry, honey.
00:56:49This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:53Um, yeah.
00:56:57Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:58Ivar.
00:57:03Okay, look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:13Go on.
00:57:20It must be an emergency.
00:57:23Excuse me.
00:57:24Sorry, I took this.
00:57:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:39I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:44Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:50She's a high school dropout, doesn't even have a decent job,
00:57:54and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:57:59That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:58:07I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:09You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:11Your mother would take her away.
00:58:12After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:16Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:22I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:26I'm not, I'm not leaving her.
00:58:29Eva?
00:58:38Oh, thank you.
00:58:40Oh, thank you.
00:58:41This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:47Oh, wow.
00:58:49That's so cool.
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:54Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:57Thanks, guys.
00:58:58I'm glad you're here.
00:59:01Oh, God.
00:59:01Oh, wow.
00:59:03Damn, these are nice.
00:59:05Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Here, I'll go with you.
00:59:18Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19Oh.
00:59:20Ready, ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:23What do we got, guys?
00:59:23Billy.
00:59:24Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me.
00:59:33Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:41She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
01:00:01I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:02Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:04I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
01:00:12Maybe.
01:00:15Are you okay?
01:00:18Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21No, I'm fine.
01:00:24Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:30I got you this.
01:00:31You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season.
01:00:35Open it.
01:00:58Gloves.
01:01:00Did you make these?
01:01:03Yeah.
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:01:08You've already done so much for me.
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:01:13How did I feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:18Warm.
01:01:20Soft.
01:01:23Perfect.
01:01:27Thank you, Eva.
01:01:29I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:34Really?
01:01:35Yeah, my mom.
01:01:36She partied all the time.
01:01:38And I got gifts.
01:01:40I got gifts.
01:01:40Plenty of them.
01:01:41But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:46Nothing personal.
01:01:48Well, you deserve it.
01:01:49You're a good guy.
01:01:52And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:02:00What if that day's today?
01:02:04What if I already found someone special?
01:02:09Right here.
01:02:09What if that day is going home?
01:02:39me right now come on i don't want you to stop
01:02:53no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:03:10i don't want you
01:03:19oh god you are trying to be fucking insane
01:03:35piper
01:03:38she can't see
01:03:57eva
01:04:01grandma i'm up here
01:04:15that was way too close
01:04:17yeah we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:04:24sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:04:28can i still unwrap
01:04:30my present
01:04:33and you still haven't given me mine
01:04:39let me give it to you
01:04:40i'm
01:04:52i'm
01:04:55i'm
01:04:56i'm
01:05:09i'm
01:05:23i'm
01:05:25i'm
01:05:27i'm
01:05:28i'm
01:05:37i'm
01:05:39i'm
01:05:41i'm
01:05:45i'm
01:05:47i'm
01:05:53i'm
01:06:06i'm
01:06:10i'm
01:06:22i'm
01:06:24i'm
01:06:35i'm
01:06:36i'm
01:06:38so
01:06:39this is just a goodbye
01:06:42didn't realize i was so disposable for you
01:06:45look
01:06:47last night
01:06:50i
01:06:50i let my guard down
01:06:51but i'm a mother and my choices affect piper
01:06:54and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:06:57just tell me what you need
01:07:00i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:07:02a good father
01:07:04just say the word
01:07:10you
01:07:11you don't get it
01:07:13you don't get it
01:07:21i think it's time piper and i go back to new york
01:07:28i won't give up on this
01:07:45are we here
01:07:46yes
01:07:48as much as i don't want us to be
01:07:51we're back
01:07:54piper
01:07:55sweetie wake up
01:07:56we're home
01:08:01how can she just walk away
01:08:10don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:12it's part of the agreement too
01:08:15can i just
01:08:15pay you a little extra and skip it
01:08:17hey you promised
01:08:19eva i haven't asked you for much
01:08:21can you do this for me please
01:08:25alright fine
01:08:27when
01:08:28two days
01:08:30i'll come pick you up
01:08:31no need
01:08:32just
01:08:33send me the address and i'll meet you there
01:08:40i know you and mommy thought
01:08:43but she still really likes you
01:08:45so don't give up okay daddy
01:08:47thank you sweetie
01:08:48if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:51i always fight for the ones i love
01:08:53i'm gonna have to
01:08:54i have to go to the next step
01:09:10and e was meeting my mother today time to finally tell her the truth
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:24Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:27I need to go in back with my family.
01:09:29Family?
01:09:30Boss, you okay?
01:09:32Never better.
01:09:35Go get her, Max.
01:09:38Give it to your best smile.
01:09:41Ah, there he is.
01:09:44Maximus, darling.
01:09:45I have some prospects for you.
01:09:48Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:53Oh.
01:09:56I told you.
01:09:57I already found the woman I love.
01:10:01Well, I...
01:10:05Maximus, stop this.
01:10:07That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:11Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:13and I'll find you another.
01:10:14Sir, you are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:18No, I'm not.
01:10:20Oh.
01:10:21I work in waste management,
01:10:23and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:26I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:27and I'm a father.
01:10:30What?
01:10:44Oh, that's her.
01:10:46The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:51Hi.
01:10:52Welcome in.
01:10:53Can I help you find something?
01:10:54I wanted to try those.
01:10:59Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:11:02Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:08No, no, no.
01:11:09I know what I want.
01:11:11Size seven.
01:11:14Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:11:15but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18She wants the white shoes.
01:11:25Ignore her.
01:11:26She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:28Here, let me help you.
01:11:29Come on.
01:11:34She seems kind.
01:11:40I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:43She's just doing her job.
01:11:46How do they feel?
01:11:47Well, I love the style,
01:11:49but it's too small.
01:11:51I think I need a size up.
01:11:53Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:58Right away.
01:11:59I'll be right back.
01:12:00She's not only kind,
01:12:02she's patient.
01:12:03Was I wrong about her?
01:12:19Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:23Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:25She can't walk.
01:12:29That's just pure evil.
01:12:33Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:36She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:38Who cares?
01:12:39It's the last pair.
01:12:40I get paid commission.
01:12:47I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:50See?
01:12:52This is your whole problem.
01:12:55This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:59I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:02I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:04She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:07People who insult her all day?
01:13:10I'm your manager.
01:13:15Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:17or you're fired.
01:13:25Did I stutter?
01:13:30You don't have to fire me.
01:13:34I quit.
01:13:40I don't work here anymore.
01:13:42Listen,
01:13:44don't buy the shoes.
01:13:45They're broken.
01:13:47Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:48You're a good person after all.
01:13:52Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:55I'm sorry?
01:13:57Why are you still here, Eva?
01:13:59Get out.
01:14:06You're not disabled?
01:14:08Selling a broken heel
01:14:09to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:12Absolutely shameful.
01:14:14Who are you?
01:14:16I am the chairwoman
01:14:17of the Harrison Group
01:14:20and the owner of the store.
01:14:23You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:14:25mother of the CEO?
01:14:27I am.
01:14:28And you, my dear,
01:14:29are fired.
01:14:32What did I do?
01:14:35You are a good person.
01:14:38From now on,
01:14:39this store is yours to run.
01:14:44Are you serious?
01:14:47That's right.
01:14:49Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:51You are professional,
01:14:53responsible,
01:14:55far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:01You,
01:15:02out.
01:15:03I'll leave.
01:15:07I'm leaving.
01:15:10I, I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:14No, don't worry.
01:15:16You're getting a promotion.
01:15:18You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:23First assignment?
01:15:24First assignment?
01:15:25I want that row
01:15:26and that row
01:15:28and the entire display case,
01:15:31pack it all up
01:15:32and bring it to my house.
01:15:34Hm?
01:15:34OK.
01:15:35Yeah.
01:15:37Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:41I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:50She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:52Of course she lives like this.
01:16:04Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:06I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:10Max?
01:16:11Eva.
01:16:13What are you doing here?
01:16:15I, uh...
01:16:16There you are, Eva.
01:16:19Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:22My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:25What are you talking...
01:16:29That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:34Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:36Stop.
01:16:38And you?
01:16:39You lied to me at the store.
01:16:42You were both just testing me?
01:16:44Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:46I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:47I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:16:51But I was wrong.
01:16:52Eva, please.
01:16:53I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:56Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:59How could you think that of me?
01:17:01It's not like that, dear.
01:17:03Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:05Mom, what did you do?
01:17:07I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:10We're not together.
01:17:12And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:19I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:22What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:24Go after her.
01:17:28Eva.
01:17:29Let me go!
01:17:30I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:32We come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:34Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:35I'm not pretending.
01:17:37Hey, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:39And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:47Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:51Max, you came.
01:17:52God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:17:57I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:01Just say the word.
01:18:05See?
01:18:07Stop fighting.
01:18:11We belong together.
01:18:13You're wrong.
01:18:15Wrong about what?
01:18:17That you care?
01:18:18Or we belong together?
01:18:20Look, I already told you.
01:18:21We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:24Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:28Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:18:39I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:41Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:50Ow!
01:18:52Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:54Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:56Come here.
01:19:04No, you're not fine.
01:19:06You're sad.
01:19:09I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:12I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:17I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:22Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:25I love Bug.
01:19:27You're right.
01:19:29What am I doing?
01:19:30Running like a coward?
01:19:33I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:36Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:39I believe in you.
01:19:40What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:43I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:48Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:19:58Enough sulking.
01:19:59Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:03Don't you think I want to?
01:20:05She doesn't want me.
01:20:07I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:09Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:10You can't abandon her.
01:20:12Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:14I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:17And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:21What are you talking about?
01:20:23I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28What?
01:20:29See for yourself.
01:20:36I was right.
01:20:38Seven years ago.
01:20:39New Year's.
01:20:41That woman was Eva.
01:20:52Eva!
01:20:56Daddy!
01:20:58Daddy!
01:21:00Piper!
01:21:01Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:10You came back.
01:21:15I, uh...
01:21:17Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:25I, uh, I was scared.
01:21:28But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:31Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:36Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:39I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:43Piper is your daughter.
01:21:45You knew.
01:21:47My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:49Yeah, Mom.
01:21:50Oh.
01:21:53Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:55But you've known this whole time?
01:21:57I was scared.
01:21:58Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:01I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:04How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:17I love you, Eva.
01:22:20I love you, too.
01:22:23I promise.
01:22:24For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:28As long as we're together,
01:22:30it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:33I love you, Eva.
01:22:41Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:44For real this time?
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:47Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:22:52Yes.
01:22:54Hi.
01:23:01Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:23:03and the Christmas after that.
01:23:05And forever?
01:23:08I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:15Who's that?
01:23:17Eva!
01:23:20Take me back!
01:23:23I'm sorry!
01:23:24I'm struck your tire!
01:23:28Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:31Again.
01:23:32Now, talk to me again.
01:23:32I was here again.
01:23:34No?
01:23:35Not funny?
01:23:36No?
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