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The End Of Sex [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:10You
00:00:19Mommy
00:00:24What's on your face don
00:00:27Makeup. I want to look nice for the first day. Dad. Yeah. I made sandwiches for the bus
00:00:34Do you think I put too much ketchup? What? No, there's no such thing as too much ketchup. You know
00:00:40that
00:00:42It's my car. Yay waffles are ready
00:00:48We could keep them with us for the week. I mean we lose the money but
00:00:52We can't have this conversation again because the bus is coming in an hour
00:00:56Just a week. Kappa's good remember? Kappa's good. Kappa's good. Kappa's good
00:01:04And you got some t-shirts? Yeah
00:01:07I think yeah
00:01:08Good, good, good, good. Yes
00:01:11Yes
00:01:12You've got everything. I have everything. I already checked
00:01:15Okay, I know. You're doing great
00:01:20Undies? Undies? I'm wearing them
00:01:23Grace. What?
00:01:26No, seriously what?
00:01:29But only taking one pair?
00:01:31Yeah, I only have one but
00:01:33I mean you're eight
00:01:35Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods by the age of 10
00:01:40See?
00:01:41What is in here?
00:01:43Well, not that much
00:01:48And the youngest recorded case of a girl giving birth was a five-year-old
00:01:52Wait, we're not done talking
00:01:55In Peru in 1938
00:01:59Let's just take the whole box in
00:02:02And girls, it is totally normal to feel homesick at camp, okay?
00:02:08So, when you're away from your family, it can be hard
00:02:11So, look, if you get that feeling in your chest and it kind of overwhelms you
00:02:15It's fine. You just take a moment and you think of a happy memory
00:02:19Something that we all did together as a family
00:02:21And when that happens, you'll feel better
00:02:24Are you crying?
00:02:27No, I'm not
00:02:28Of course I am not crying
00:02:30I'm a grown-up
00:02:31It's okay to cry though, just so you know, crying is totally fine
00:02:35Good, uh, pep talk
00:02:36Thanks
00:02:41Don't worry, you're not there for long, right?
00:02:43Hey, it's only seven days
00:02:44What's seven days, right?
00:02:45Seven days is nothing
00:02:46We have seven gnomes
00:02:47Seven gnomes for seven days
00:02:48We'll camp down the days for gnome
00:02:49Don't worry, it's gonna go by quick, okay?
00:02:52Take care of Danny
00:02:53This is the camp where you met mommy
00:02:54Yeah, a long time ago
00:02:56Our husband's been here
00:02:57You'll meet your husband there, okay?
00:02:59You're gonna meet your husband
00:03:00So you won't have the same husband
00:03:01That's illegal
00:03:03Okay, I love you so much
00:03:04I love you, bye
00:03:05Bye
00:03:10You're weak
00:03:11Fly right by
00:03:13Oh god
00:03:14Okay
00:03:16It's uh
00:03:17Camp is good
00:03:18Camp is good
00:03:18Camp is good
00:03:19Camp is good
00:03:19You know, it's not too late for me to
00:03:22Throw my body in front of the moving bus
00:03:24And stop this craziness right here
00:03:26It's good for them
00:03:27We done good
00:03:42So, what do we do now?
00:03:48I literally have no idea
00:03:51I mean, we could drive to the gymnastics studio
00:03:53And just sit in the parents' waiting area
00:03:57Yeah, I don't know
00:03:58It's comforting
00:03:59It's that sound
00:04:00We could go for brunch
00:04:00We used to like brunch
00:04:01Yeah, definitely
00:04:03Oh
00:04:04We could go see a matinee
00:04:05Yeah
00:04:06Yeah
00:04:06When was the last time we went to see a matinee?
00:04:08Do they still have matinees?
00:04:09Is that still even a thing?
00:04:10Probably not
00:04:15We could make some sex
00:04:19Oh yeah, let's totally make some sex
00:04:21We could make some sex
00:04:21Yeah, this is great
00:04:24Ha ha
00:04:25Found him
00:04:28Wait, hold on
00:04:29Whoa
00:04:30We don't have to close the door
00:04:32We can be as loud as we want
00:04:34Yeah
00:04:36Oh, I am going to be so loud
00:04:39Ha ha
00:04:47Oh, oh, I am sorry
00:04:49I used to like when I had the extra pain in
00:04:51No, no, I do it
00:04:52I do it, I do it
00:04:53Okay
00:05:03You good?
00:05:04Yeah
00:05:10Oh my God
00:05:12Oh my God
00:05:16Oh, sorry, too much teeth
00:05:18No, no, no, no, no
00:05:19No, no, no, no
00:05:21I just
00:05:22I focus
00:05:23I sleep
00:05:24I'm good
00:05:29Do you want to just
00:05:41Do you want to do it?
00:05:46Oh my God
00:05:48Oh my God, I think
00:05:49Ellie, I'm coming
00:05:53Oh, me too
00:05:54I'm coming right inside you
00:05:57Oh my God
00:06:17Testicles
00:06:18Yup, they're balls
00:06:21It's
00:06:22It's the least attractive part of the male anatomy
00:06:25Yeah, and that's saying a lot
00:06:28I think this is the longest I've ever stared at a pair of these
00:06:32Do you know, I'm very uncomfortable
00:06:34Emma?
00:06:35Emma Michaels?
00:06:36Oh my God
00:06:37Martin
00:06:38Oh my God
00:06:39Oh my God
00:06:40I can't believe it's Emma Michaels
00:06:42Oh my...
00:06:43I had like the biggest crush on you in art school
00:06:45Wow, well you still have that thing where you just say things
00:06:49What?
00:06:50Without a filter
00:06:51No, I don't
00:06:52I didn't do that, did I?
00:06:53You just did, you just did it
00:06:54When you said you had a crush on you
00:06:57Oh no, it was a major crush
00:06:57I kept a journal about it
00:06:58You just did it again
00:06:59Oh no, I had photos
00:07:00In a special binder
00:07:01How the hell are you?
00:07:03I'm good, I'm fine
00:07:05I'm great
00:07:06Yeah, you married?
00:07:07Kids?
00:07:08All of the above
00:07:09Yeah, I married Josh actually
00:07:11Oh my God
00:07:12You married your boyfriend from camp
00:07:14Wow, that's so...
00:07:16Adorable
00:07:16Uh...
00:07:17I mean we...
00:07:18Well we broke up
00:07:19On and off
00:07:20Right
00:07:20You know, played the field
00:07:22Before we...
00:07:23Settled down
00:07:24And now...
00:07:24Now we have two beautiful little girls
00:07:27Let me show you their Halloween
00:07:28Oh no, no, no, no, no
00:07:29That's okay, no
00:07:30People without kids are always pretending they care to see photos of other people's kids
00:07:33But really we're just being polite
00:07:37Ah, no... no filter
00:07:39Yeah
00:07:40Oh my God
00:07:41So...
00:07:42Is this your gallon?
00:07:43Oh yeah, it's all mine
00:07:45Um...
00:07:46Yeah, I finally realized that I was far better suited to appreciate the work of others than to produce anything
00:07:50of value myself
00:07:51Um...
00:07:52Like these bad boys right here
00:07:54What do you think of these testicles?
00:08:10Like...
00:08:11Really?
00:08:12No
00:08:14Emma, what do you think?
00:08:16Honestly?
00:08:17Yeah
00:08:17I mean...
00:08:20No one really wants to look at balls
00:08:31Oh my God
00:08:33You're right
00:08:37Balls are...
00:08:39Totally gross
00:08:41Jacques
00:08:42Yeah, can you...
00:08:43Can you take this one down?
00:08:44No
00:08:44And uh...
00:08:45And those two
00:08:47And um...
00:08:50Yeah, and that one...
00:08:51Over there
00:08:52You're kidding
00:08:53No, my apologies
00:08:56I...
00:08:56Oh my God, you're crazy
00:08:59Oh my God
00:09:01Oh my God
00:09:03Sorry
00:09:04Wendy
00:09:07My name is Wendy
00:09:09Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry
00:09:13Um... Wendy, this is Marlin, we went to art school together
00:09:16Yeah
00:09:17Wendy and I are teaching this winter break art camp for at-risk youth just at the rec center down
00:09:25the street
00:09:25The kids are amazing
00:09:28This one girl, Aisha, has more talent at 15 than I like ever had
00:09:35She like blows my mind every day
00:09:37Wow
00:09:37Well I would love to come and see her work
00:09:39Yeah, you should
00:09:40Yeah
00:09:40Come by anytime
00:09:41That would give me an excuse to come see you
00:09:45I can't believe you're married
00:09:46I mean, I used to fantasize about having a bubble bath with you
00:09:49Oh, that's very specific
00:09:50Well, not naked though
00:09:51I mean, you're wearing a green bikini
00:09:53Always green for some reason
00:09:55You're doing it again
00:09:56Oh, right
00:09:57Sorry
00:09:58Oh, no
00:09:59Yes?
00:10:14Yeah
00:10:14I don't know, it seems a little, um, unnecessarily sexualized
00:10:20Huh?
00:10:22How so?
00:10:24Um, well, you can pretty much see her nipple there and, um, she's filleting a banana
00:10:33And your problem with this is?
00:10:37Well, it's, it's an ad for, for fruit
00:10:40Yeah, this is what the client wants
00:10:42Okay, have we tried to, like, gently steer the client in another direction?
00:10:51Yeah, we're gonna stick with a general approach of giving the client what they want, okay?
00:10:55Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh
00:10:57Just focus on editing the package
00:11:06Hey, good meeting?
00:11:11Ah, anybody here hates me
00:11:15Not me, I find you...amusing
00:11:17Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there?
00:11:19Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis
00:11:21Look, Gary, that's the married guy
00:11:24Mm-hmm
00:11:24And, and, and his penis looks like a banana?
00:11:27Yeah, like that one
00:11:28The one on the right
00:11:31So, how often would you say you and Emma are having an orgasm?
00:11:34A, once a day, B, twice a day, C, three times a day, or D, you're constantly in an orgasmic
00:11:41fog
00:11:42Uh, oral counts and anal counts
00:11:45Well, anal definitely counts
00:11:47So, don't spare any details, I'm not squeamish
00:11:49Wait, the, the, those are the options?
00:11:52I mean, the minimum in there is, is once a day?
00:11:56Yeah, why?
00:11:58Nothing, it's just, you know, when you're married for ten years
00:12:01Uh, when you, no, see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you
00:12:04This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society that totally suppresses any sexual promiscuity
00:12:10It is bullshit
00:12:11So, what? Like, once a week?
00:12:16Yeah, I mean, that sounds about right, yeah
00:12:18Are you kidding?
00:12:20What?
00:12:20Dude!
00:12:22I was kidding, you have, you have sex once a week?
00:12:25Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life?
00:12:27Oh, don't be such a narcissist, I'm interested in everybody's sex life, especially married people
00:12:32Okay
00:12:33Wait, so this is, this is research for your, for your affair with Gary, is that?
00:12:39Forget it, I'm gonna figure it out myself
00:12:42Oh my god, what do these people want from me?
00:12:47Hello, Kelly speaking
00:12:49Oh no
00:13:00Bye...
00:13:04Homelot
00:13:05Have fun
00:13:05MODEL
00:13:05Have fun
00:13:05Have fun
00:13:20Have fun
00:13:46So you've gone back to layering color over text.
00:13:51But this time, some of the text is illegible.
00:13:56It's interesting choices, Aisha.
00:13:59Thanks.
00:14:00So, of all your work, is there one that you'd like to try and finish?
00:14:08No thanks.
00:14:10No.
00:14:11Then they'd just be...closed.
00:14:14They'd be like...dead.
00:14:21Okay, that's it for today.
00:14:23I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:25Everyone grab your folders on the way out.
00:14:28Aisha, this is great work.
00:14:31This is really special.
00:14:33No one else seems to think so.
00:14:36Do you care what they think?
00:14:38Trust me, they're jealous.
00:14:50Marvlyn, what are you doing here?
00:14:52You invited me to see your students work.
00:14:55And I came, even though the term at-risk youth makes me very uncomfortable.
00:14:59Okay, well, um, you're safe because they're all gone.
00:15:04I'm just going to get my stuff in the staff room.
00:15:10Whoa, what have we here?
00:15:12Oh, that's Aisha.
00:15:14That's the student I was telling you about.
00:15:16Well, you weren't kidding.
00:15:16These are terrific.
00:15:17I love the half-finished aesthetic.
00:15:20I know, right?
00:15:21She's amazing.
00:15:23You're amazing.
00:15:26That was weird.
00:15:27Yeah.
00:15:28No, this whole thing's weird.
00:15:29It's weird that I came down here.
00:15:31I should really get back to the gallery.
00:15:33You should come see me there sometime.
00:15:34It wouldn't be as...
00:15:35Weird?
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:38Um, yeah.
00:15:40I'll come sometime.
00:15:43Just stop by.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:49Okay, I should leave because I have an erection.
00:15:52Oh, okay.
00:15:53But don't worry, it might not be from the hug.
00:15:54It could be from senior students' great work.
00:15:57It's probably a little of both.
00:15:59But mostly from the hug.
00:16:00Bye.
00:16:20I have judo in 20 minutes.
00:16:23What?
00:16:25What are you thinking about?
00:16:31Not on the list.
00:16:32Not on the list.
00:16:33Not on the list, not.
00:16:33Every time you call me a little bitch, it loses impact.
00:16:38I don't even hear it anymore.
00:16:39It literally has no effect on me.
00:16:41Oh, yeah?
00:16:42How the fucktard?
00:16:42Is that better?
00:16:43What about OCD?
00:16:45Control freak ass?
00:16:46Oh, shit tits!
00:16:47Oh, my God.
00:16:48You do know I can smell your breath from here, right?
00:16:51What did you eat today?
00:16:52Was it somebody's ass?
00:16:54Did you eat someone's ass for lunch?
00:16:57Goddamn.
00:16:58Hey.
00:16:59Oh, my gosh.
00:17:00It's Andrew and Janice.
00:17:01Hey, Josh.
00:17:02I want to finish your thought for Josh and Emma.
00:17:05You were saying something about my shit tits.
00:17:08Oh, we're good.
00:17:09Yeah, no, I think we're fine.
00:17:10Okay.
00:17:11So, guys, how's it going?
00:17:15We're separating.
00:17:17Janice is moving out tomorrow.
00:17:19I'm sorry.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20So, well, why-
00:17:22Why are we separating?
00:17:23Oh, where to begin?
00:17:24Well, you could start with the lies.
00:17:26I was going to leave with the fact that you haven't touched me in two years!
00:17:30Yeah, and why would I touch you?
00:17:32All you do is tell lies!
00:17:35It's fine.
00:17:35I was just going to ask why you guys are shopping together if you're moving out tomorrow.
00:17:42That's a great fucking question.
00:17:50Are you okay?
00:17:52Are you okay?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Yeah, I'm okay.
00:17:58The kids are devastated.
00:18:00And, um, we're probably going to have to sell the house.
00:18:04And I'm going to die alone.
00:18:06Mm-hmm.
00:18:09Lean up and I'll stick.
00:18:12They just...
00:18:13They seemed like the best couple.
00:18:15I know.
00:18:16I know.
00:18:17It's like...
00:18:18These things just turn on a dime so quickly.
00:18:20One day they've got that honeymoon glow and the next day...
00:18:23Why did you lie about ejaculating the other day?
00:18:26I don't know!
00:18:29Do we lie to each other?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31We don't lie to each other.
00:18:33We're us, alright?
00:18:34I mean, I...
00:18:34I mean, I...
00:18:35I...
00:18:36I don't...
00:18:36Why?
00:18:37Do you...
00:18:38Do you lie?
00:18:41But...
00:18:42Uh...
00:18:43I mean...
00:18:45I sort of faked my orgasm too.
00:18:48What?!
00:18:48You...
00:18:49You...
00:18:50Oh, come on.
00:18:51It's totally normal for a woman to fake it for a guy.
00:18:53That's fucked up!
00:18:55That's not...
00:18:56No, that's...
00:18:56That's, like, reverse sexism or something.
00:19:00That is a double standard.
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01I think you're avoiding the question.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:05Look, we love each other, right?
00:19:08We're great parents together.
00:19:10We make a great team.
00:19:11It's just married life, you know?
00:19:13I mean...
00:19:14The sex becomes less important, I guess.
00:19:17Yeah, but don't you think it's weird we don't talk about it?
00:19:20I don't...
00:19:20I don't...
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:22It's a can of worms.
00:19:24I mean...
00:19:25It's like that mango chicken stir fry you make.
00:19:30How exactly?
00:19:31Ugh.
00:19:32Well...
00:19:33You know, I don't love it.
00:19:34Uh...
00:19:35But I eat it.
00:19:36And I don't make a fuss.
00:19:37Because that's just...
00:19:38Part of the deal.
00:19:43Maybe if I had cashews?
00:19:45Let's not overreact, okay?
00:19:47We're not Andrew and Janice.
00:19:48We...
00:19:49We can figure this out.
00:19:51We've had many years of sex.
00:19:53Great sex.
00:19:55We know how to bang, right?
00:19:57Yeah.
00:19:58That's never been a problem for us, right?
00:20:00I mean...
00:20:00You know, it's not like we haven't sown our oats.
00:20:03I had sex with a reasonable amount of...
00:20:05Okay, I know, I know.
00:20:06You don't have to go through the list.
00:20:07I had my fun too.
00:20:08I had...
00:20:09I had my slutty...
00:20:10Yeah, can you...
00:20:10We talked about you not calling it that.
00:20:12Can we not?
00:20:13Okay, everything I've ever read...
00:20:15The main complaint about sex is that one person thinks of it more than the other.
00:20:21Okay, well then that's not our problem, right?
00:20:23Because we have a shared disinterest in sex.
00:20:26Like a...
00:20:26Like a mutual apathy.
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:32Just...
00:20:32But then...
00:20:35Huh.
00:20:35What?
00:20:36What?
00:20:37I don't know.
00:20:38I...
00:20:39It's just...
00:20:40This is probably nothing.
00:20:42It's just these past few days I've been thinking a lot about sex.
00:20:46Hey, that's cool.
00:20:47I get it.
00:20:48I mean...
00:20:49Well, I've been working out more.
00:20:51I've been, uh...
00:20:51Been watching what I eat.
00:20:53You know?
00:20:53Sort of...
00:20:54It's really about portion control.
00:20:55Mostly.
00:20:56I'm...
00:20:56Oh, shit.
00:20:59You're...
00:21:00You've been...
00:21:00You've been thinking about the sex of...
00:21:02People who aren't me.
00:21:07It's just...
00:21:08We have this one week.
00:21:10This one week to...
00:21:12We could fuck in every room of the house without the kids barging in.
00:21:15But we're just...
00:21:18We're not.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:23All right.
00:21:23Look.
00:21:28We got time, right?
00:21:29Let's not...
00:21:30We got like five more days.
00:21:32Right?
00:21:32Yes.
00:21:33All right.
00:21:34Let's fix this.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36All right.
00:21:36So, like, what are we thinking?
00:21:37Like, maybe like...
00:21:38Like an orgy with like, uh...
00:21:40Butter.
00:21:41Butter.
00:21:41Like a vat of butter.
00:21:43Oh, now I want butter.
00:21:45Mmm.
00:21:45Or, I could get like, uh...
00:21:47That enlargement surgery for my penis.
00:21:48For my little funny penis.
00:21:49Stop.
00:21:50Don't...
00:21:50Please.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:53Whatever it takes.
00:21:59This isn't rocket science.
00:22:00Our sex has become...
00:22:02Mechanical.
00:22:03It's just...
00:22:03It's just unsurprising.
00:22:04Okay.
00:22:06So, let's surprise each other.
00:22:25I'm just not the right person to be giving sex advice.
00:22:28I'm a serial monogamous.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:30Wasn't Tom into some weird stuff?
00:22:33Yeah.
00:22:33Didn't you tell me he was into like...
00:22:34Furries.
00:22:34Furries.
00:22:35Done.
00:22:36Giant animal.
00:22:37Costumes that are used as mascots.
00:22:42So...
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:43So, you would dress up in the mascot costume and have sex?
00:22:47No.
00:22:48He was curious and he, you know, found some websites.
00:22:53I think that's as far as it went.
00:22:55I just want to do something like...
00:22:59A little surprising.
00:23:00Something he would never expect.
00:23:03Something...
00:23:05I don't know.
00:23:06Like adventurous.
00:23:07A little freaky but sexy.
00:23:09Fun.
00:23:10Like...
00:23:11I don't know.
00:23:12Like...
00:23:13Like a sex swing.
00:23:15That's a thing, right?
00:23:16A sex swing?
00:23:17I mean, I've never done anything like that.
00:23:19That's...
00:23:21Or...
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22Like, um...
00:23:23Like a threesome.
00:23:26A threesome?
00:23:27Maybe.
00:23:29Or not.
00:23:30I don't know.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:31Never mind.
00:23:31Forget that.
00:23:32No, no, no, no.
00:23:32It's a good idea.
00:23:34I've just, um...
00:23:35I don't know if we could actually go through with that.
00:23:39Uh...
00:23:39Cause who would...
00:23:43Like, Marlin?
00:23:46No.
00:23:48Obviously not Marlin.
00:23:49That would be a terrible idea, huh?
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52A girl.
00:23:53Would make more sense.
00:23:54Probably.
00:23:55A Marlin.
00:23:57You sure jumped the Marlin pretty quickly.
00:24:02Are you thinking...
00:24:04What?
00:24:06Wait.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07We trust each other.
00:24:08So we have that.
00:24:09We're friends.
00:24:10Well...
00:24:11I wasn't the...
00:24:13Oh.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:16Shit.
00:24:17Shit.
00:24:18No.
00:24:19I am...
00:24:20I am so sorry.
00:24:22I am so...
00:24:22No, no.
00:24:22Don't be silly.
00:24:23No.
00:24:23I just...
00:24:24That's all.
00:24:24I mean, no.
00:24:25I just mean theoretically, hypothetically speaking...
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:28You would be the perfect candidate if that...
00:24:32Well, just...
00:24:33Yeah, why?
00:24:33Because with another girl it would...
00:24:34It could be weird.
00:24:36It...
00:24:36At least I know with you, Josh is totally not your type.
00:24:40No, I suppose that's...
00:24:41That's a good point.
00:24:42And, uh...
00:24:44Like, it's been a little while since you've been with Tom, right?
00:24:48Yeah, yeah.
00:24:50Have been a little lonely, I guess.
00:24:53You've been with...
00:24:55Guys.
00:24:56You've been with girls.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Just not at the same time.
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:02Forget it.
00:25:03I...
00:25:04Just joking.
00:25:08But...
00:25:08It could...
00:25:10Be fine.
00:25:14I mean, it's crazy.
00:25:16It's totally crazy.
00:25:17Totally crazy.
00:25:19But...
00:25:20Not completely, like, stupid or gross or, you know...
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:25Are we doing this?
00:25:27Are we?
00:25:28I don't know.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Are we?
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I mean...
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35How about this?
00:25:38Um...
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:40Uh...
00:25:41Come over for dinner?
00:25:42Yes.
00:25:43Tonight.
00:25:44Okay.
00:25:45Just dinner.
00:25:47Like, no expectations.
00:25:49And...
00:25:50We'll see what...
00:25:52Happens.
00:25:55Hmm?
00:25:56Yeah.
00:26:00Nope.
00:26:01No way I can't do it.
00:26:02Can you relax?
00:26:03She might not even be into it.
00:26:05We left it open.
00:26:07Wait.
00:26:08Wait.
00:26:08No.
00:26:09That...
00:26:09That's...
00:26:09That's worse.
00:26:10What?
00:26:10I gotta try and, like, read her signs or...
00:26:12I'm not gonna have a clue what's going on.
00:26:14Oh, my God.
00:26:15I think I might have diarrhea.
00:26:17Do you feel like you have diarrhea?
00:26:19No.
00:26:19I thought this was like every man's fantasy.
00:26:22Oh, yeah.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23In...
00:26:23In theory.
00:26:25Oh, my gosh.
00:26:26I...
00:26:26I should be getting a medal for this.
00:26:28This is like me being the best wife on the planet.
00:26:30Sorry, it's just...
00:26:32It's...
00:26:32It's too much pressure.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:34Well, you don't have to worry about it because it's just dinner.
00:26:37She's probably come to her senses.
00:26:45Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:26:47I'm good.
00:26:50Are you gonna stand like that?
00:26:51I'm good.
00:26:56Oh, thank you.
00:26:58Can I take your coat?
00:26:59Oh.
00:26:59Um, can I look out?
00:27:01Oh, yeah.
00:27:01It's kind of cold.
00:27:02Oh, my gosh.
00:27:02Your hair looks so good.
00:27:04Oh, my gosh.
00:27:05Your hair looks so good.
00:27:06Oh, my gosh.
00:27:06Look at this.
00:27:07So nice.
00:27:07Thank you so much for your warm wine.
00:27:10So, Wendy.
00:27:11Sup.
00:27:12Sup.
00:27:13I was just nervous.
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15Just really nervous.
00:27:17I just...
00:27:17I feel like I might have...
00:27:19Diarrhea.
00:27:20Right?
00:27:22You put on too much makeup.
00:27:25That's what I was gonna say.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27No?
00:27:27No.
00:27:27Okay.
00:27:28Your eyes look amazing.
00:27:30Oh.
00:27:30Your skin.
00:27:31You look so pretty.
00:27:32Thanks.
00:27:35Um, so...
00:27:36Um, Emma.
00:27:37I should say something in the spirit of full disclosure.
00:27:43Um...
00:27:45When we first met, I...
00:27:50Oh, my goodness.
00:27:51I'm so scared of what this might be.
00:27:53Oh, it's nothing.
00:27:53It's nothing.
00:27:53It's nothing.
00:27:54Okay.
00:27:55I just...
00:27:55When we first met, I kind of had a...
00:27:58A crush on you.
00:27:59A little.
00:28:00Oh, my gosh.
00:28:03I mean...
00:28:04Come on.
00:28:05Who wouldn't?
00:28:06Who wouldn't?
00:28:06You're so...
00:28:07Confident.
00:28:08And...
00:28:09Funny.
00:28:10And...
00:28:10Sexy.
00:28:12Oh, goodness.
00:28:15I mean...
00:28:16You're sexy, too.
00:28:19Huh.
00:28:21I...
00:28:21I know we said we weren't gonna...
00:28:24Have any expectations about tonight.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28So...
00:28:35I really, really wanna fuck you.
00:28:40Okay, I'm gonna take your coat.
00:28:42Thanks.
00:28:47Let's get this off.
00:28:49There you go, man.
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:29:05Mmm.
00:29:06Smells so good.
00:29:09It's my moisturizer.
00:29:14It's from Costco.
00:29:20It's my youngest beautiful woman I've ever seen.
00:29:26Josh is cute, too, right?
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:33Hello.
00:29:36Do I have consent to go down on you?
00:29:38Oh.
00:29:39Yes.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:48Oh, my gosh.
00:29:52Oh, my gosh.
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:07Oh, god.
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:15So, I'm just going to hang back a little bit here, and you just let me know when a good
00:30:25time would be.
00:30:36Oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:30:57I don't know what happened to you, she just got really intense.
00:31:02Yeah, super intense.
00:31:04I knew this was a bad idea.
00:31:06You knew it was a bad idea?
00:31:07What, is it my fault?
00:31:08It's not my fault.
00:31:09No, no, no, no, of course not.
00:31:10No.
00:31:10No, I mean, it seemed like it was promising at the beginning.
00:31:14It seemed like, you know, something was happening.
00:31:18It seemed like you weren't it.
00:31:21Well, no, I mean, yeah, I was.
00:31:24I mean, because, you know, it was exciting.
00:31:25It was new, right?
00:31:26It was, she was very attractive.
00:31:29Yeah, she came to the house and washed her right now.
00:31:30Of course, she's right now.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34So, so, so what do we do now?
00:31:40Try something else.
00:31:42Just, you do the surprising this time.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:52Good morning, lovely.
00:31:54Good morning.
00:31:56Good morning.
00:32:11Good morning.
00:32:14What's the craziest thing sexually you've ever done?
00:32:17Craziest thing I ever did.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19I fucked a dead girl once.
00:32:21Oh my God, really?
00:32:23No, but I would if she was super hot.
00:32:26You know what?
00:32:27Forget it.
00:32:28I'm sorry I asked.
00:32:28Oh, and I went to a swinger's party one time.
00:32:32Everyone was having sex everywhere.
00:32:34Yeah, it was dirty.
00:32:36Sexy, though.
00:32:37Skeevy.
00:32:39Nasty.
00:32:45Nasty lounge?
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47That's clever, right?
00:32:48I think it's, it's like tongue-in-cheek.
00:32:50It's gross.
00:32:52This whole thing is gross.
00:32:55Is there really nowhere else we could go?
00:32:58I like going for dim sum.
00:32:59Okay, this is not a lot of choice here.
00:33:01There's one sex club.
00:33:02This is it.
00:33:03Come on, let's go.
00:33:04It's going to be fun.
00:33:11So you, uh, you don't have like a daily, like a guest pass available?
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16Okay, then.
00:33:17I guess, um, two one-year memberships.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:22That'll be $300 each.
00:33:24Plus a one-time initiation fee of $50.
00:33:26Oh, and there's a mandatory $27 co-check fee charge.
00:33:30And, of course, the cover charge.
00:33:32I don't need to know.
00:33:33Just, uh, run that, whatever you need.
00:33:36It's fine.
00:33:58Could be worse.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00No, no, no.
00:34:01No, I think, uh, I think this looks promising.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:23Excuse me.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:27Hi, Rony.
00:34:28Um, we're very flattered.
00:34:31Um, but we're, we're not interested.
00:34:34It's not, it's not you guys.
00:34:35You'd like some cheese.
00:34:38Of course.
00:34:38Yeah, of course.
00:34:39Help yourself.
00:34:41He just wants some cheese.
00:34:44Oh, my God.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:47Maybe we should...
00:34:47No, no, no.
00:34:48So, what are you two beautiful people drinking tonight?
00:34:50Oh, my God.
00:34:52Finally.
00:34:53Hi.
00:34:53Hi.
00:34:54Hi.
00:34:54Sorry.
00:34:54Thank you for breaking the ice.
00:34:55Yeah, we're, uh, a little nervous.
00:34:57It's our first time.
00:34:59Never ordered a drink before.
00:35:01Don't worry.
00:35:02We can take it slow.
00:35:03Ha!
00:35:05I'll have a tomato juice, please.
00:35:06Yeah, me too.
00:35:07Cool.
00:35:08Here's a tip.
00:35:10Um, find the red curtain for the higher-end members.
00:35:14I think you might get in.
00:35:17Red, a red curtain.
00:35:18A red curtain.
00:35:21I mean, that looks like a red curtain.
00:35:23That's definitely a red curtain.
00:35:24Higher-end.
00:35:26Should we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there?
00:35:28Is that, I mean, I'd feel bad if we run into her later and just been carrying it around all
00:35:31night.
00:35:31She knows we're high-end.
00:35:33What would we say to her?
00:35:34I told him I'm sorry for marriage with Finn,
00:35:37and that the only way to save it is to rekindle our sex life by getting our tomato juice in
00:35:42the high-end room.
00:35:43Interesting.
00:35:50My car.
00:36:03What?
00:36:07Have fun.
00:36:08Do you hear that voice?
00:36:09Over there.
00:36:10So far.
00:36:11Ready for you?
00:36:11There you go.
00:36:12Just take your time.
00:36:14Have fun.
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:16We need to go now.
00:36:17What?
00:36:17We need to leave now.
00:36:18Why?
00:36:18Because?
00:36:19Emma?
00:36:24No.
00:36:25I...
00:36:26No.
00:36:28I didn't see your name on any of the newsletters.
00:36:31Hey, Arthur.
00:36:32Hey, Josh.
00:36:34Hey, have you heard from the girls?
00:36:35Are they having fun at camp?
00:36:37Well, we haven't heard a peep.
00:36:38But you know what they say.
00:36:39When they're at camp, no news is good news.
00:36:40Yeah, yeah.
00:36:42Um, are they taking the bus home?
00:36:44Or are you going to pick them up?
00:36:46You know, I think picking up is probably the best.
00:36:49It's part of the experience.
00:36:50Dad!
00:36:51What is that?
00:36:52Trust me.
00:36:52I am way more embarrassed than you are.
00:36:55What makes you assume that?
00:36:57Well, for one thing, this isn't real leather.
00:37:01Because you know how it stains.
00:37:03It's really hard to...
00:37:04So, um, I had to use vinyl.
00:37:07And it, uh, just doesn't work with my character.
00:37:11Does Mom know?
00:37:13Does Mom know?
00:37:13Oh, oh, God.
00:37:14Does she?
00:37:14Arthur, Arthur.
00:37:15Hey, this is none of our business.
00:37:17Okay, we're not gonna say a word to Marge.
00:37:20We promise.
00:37:21Oh, go ahead.
00:37:22She's right over there.
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:27This is not happening.
00:37:29No.
00:37:29This is not happening.
00:37:30Well, I guess now you know, um, what we were doing when we said we were playing bridge with the
00:37:39Wassermans.
00:37:40Well, to tell you the truth, we haven't actually seen them since the 80s.
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:43Dad!
00:37:44Why are you acting so casual?
00:37:46Is this not the most mortifying experience of your life?
00:37:51I've had worse.
00:37:52Worse?
00:37:53I don't know how we're ever gonna talk again.
00:37:58What, am I gonna come over and bring the kids and have lunch?
00:38:03This is it.
00:38:04This is...
00:38:04We have to part ways.
00:38:06Just hang on there, judgy judgerton.
00:38:08You've seen me naked millions of times.
00:38:11Not since I was six.
00:38:12Emma!
00:38:13Can we please talk?
00:38:14Please, please, huh?
00:38:15Please.
00:38:17Please.
00:38:17Hi.
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:19Wendy!
00:38:19I have not stopped thinking about last night.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23I don't know what you think happened.
00:38:24But something happened and we need to talk about it alone.
00:38:27It's you and me.
00:38:28What's going on with you?
00:38:29What are you doing here?
00:38:29This giraffe.
00:38:32Don't.
00:38:32Don't be Tom.
00:38:34Don't be Tom.
00:38:35Tom!
00:38:36Are you serious that you followed me here?
00:38:37That is a blatant violation of privacy.
00:38:41Uh, I'm sorry.
00:38:41Didn't you follow us here, Wendy?
00:38:43I followed Emma.
00:38:44I'm sorry.
00:38:44Is this your new girlfriend?
00:38:46The one who stole you away from me?
00:38:47Oh, wait.
00:38:48Tell me.
00:38:48She doesn't even have a penis.
00:38:49I didn't steal anyone.
00:38:50I'm not her girlfriend.
00:38:52I broke up weeks ago and I told you I am free to fornicate with whomever I choose.
00:38:57Okay, wait.
00:38:58Is it a guy?
00:38:59Don't put your finger.
00:38:59Is this the one you had a threesome with?
00:39:00Whoa!
00:39:01No!
00:39:01Excuse me.
00:39:02We didn't even touch each other.
00:39:04That, I swear to God, that was not...
00:39:05You watched!
00:39:06I'm gonna use my thumbs to crush your eyes.
00:39:08They're sucking!
00:39:09No!
00:39:10No!
00:39:11Back away from her.
00:39:12Bubbles?
00:39:13No!
00:39:14No!
00:39:15Whoa!
00:39:15Oh my God!
00:39:17Go get out of here!
00:39:18Go, go!
00:39:19Emma!
00:39:26What was that?
00:39:27Oh, no.
00:39:28That was...
00:39:28That was crazy.
00:39:30That was my dad.
00:39:32Yeah, I know.
00:39:33I know.
00:39:33Did you pick up on what he was saying about us going up to camp on Sunday to pick up
00:39:37the
00:39:37girls?
00:39:37He's planning a surprise anniversary party for us.
00:39:39Josh.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:41I know you.
00:39:41We had issues before, but I don't know how we're gonna process this.
00:39:46Your dad?
00:39:47No.
00:39:47Listen.
00:39:47I think it's good your mom and dad have an active sex life after all.
00:39:50And what have we done to Wendy?
00:39:52Wait.
00:39:52Wait, that's...
00:39:53Is that our fault?
00:39:54I mean, she was a relatively normal person before last night.
00:39:58I just know.
00:39:58Before we ran into your parents, I think things were...
00:40:00Were going okay, right?
00:40:02There was stuff happening there.
00:40:03Don't you see?
00:40:04Our plans keep getting messed up by external forces.
00:40:07Last night it was Wendy.
00:40:08Tonight it was your dad.
00:40:10We need something that's just us.
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:13Something private.
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:14Like intimate.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:19Maybe we should do ecstasy.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:24Because I'm so great with the drugs.
00:40:26You know, I get it all in my head and it messes with me.
00:40:29And there was the time when we took the mushrooms and we were camping at Rolling River and I got
00:40:33poison ivy on my butt.
00:40:34Yeah, because you took off all your clothes and you ran through the forest naked.
00:40:38It was very freeing.
00:40:40Well, I don't want to be free.
00:40:41I don't ever want to leave the house again after what I saw tonight.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:47Okay, let's...
00:40:48Let's try the ecstasy.
00:40:52You know where to get the ecstasy?
00:40:57Like, where do you even...
00:40:58Like at...
00:41:00Rave parties?
00:41:02I'm gonna let you into a rave party like a dark alley.
00:41:04You're gonna have to get it in an alley.
00:41:06In the dark.
00:41:07I got this.
00:41:13How do you got it?
00:41:15I got it.
00:41:15You don't.
00:41:16I got this.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:30Hey.
00:41:30Hey, yo, yo, you.
00:41:32You look shifty.
00:41:33No, I'm not.
00:41:34I'm not.
00:41:34What do you want?
00:41:36Ah.
00:41:36I was wondering if you could score me some X.
00:41:42Are you a narc?
00:41:44What?
00:41:44You sound like a really bad narc from the 90s.
00:41:47Why?
00:41:48Did I say it wrong?
00:41:54Whatever.
00:41:55Can you hook me up?
00:41:59What makes you think I have it?
00:42:01What?
00:42:02I don't...
00:42:02No, I don't know because you're like a young person.
00:42:05You're like a modern woman and you like to have a good time.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12So you think I just carry around MDMA?
00:42:14On my person?
00:42:15At work?
00:42:16On a Thursday?
00:42:19Ah, God.
00:42:20Now...
00:42:21When you say it like that, I realize it was stupid.
00:42:23Ah, I'm an idiot.
00:42:24I'm sorry.
00:42:25Forget it.
00:42:30So what...
00:42:31So all that then was...
00:42:32That was just you busting my balls?
00:42:34Like, you're torturing me?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35The amusement?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:36Your eyeballs were twitching.
00:42:37It was gross.
00:42:38But I kind of liked it.
00:42:40Bye, Natasha.
00:42:41Bye, Keanu.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45Shading.
00:42:47Shading.
00:42:48See you tomorrow.
00:42:52I'm sad because you said you'd come by the gallery and you never came.
00:42:56Oh, shit.
00:42:57Okay, I'm sorry.
00:42:59I just...
00:42:59Things have been kind of crazy with that.
00:43:00Okay, that's enough small talk.
00:43:02I mostly came back for these.
00:43:03I want these in my gallery now.
00:43:06The artist I was showing came by the gallery today and saw that I...
00:43:09I took down his scrotums.
00:43:11He wasn't happy, so he pulled everything.
00:43:13Now my gallery's empty.
00:43:14I desperately need something to show.
00:43:16I...
00:43:17You'd be saving my ass.
00:43:18Wait, are you kidding?
00:43:20You're serious?
00:43:22I mean, this is incredible.
00:43:24I'd have to check with Aisha, but I'm sure she'd be thrilled.
00:43:29Yes.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:31You have no idea what kind of impact this could have on her.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:35We'll bring them by tomorrow and I'll use as many as I can fit.
00:43:40You're serious.
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:41Oh, my God.
00:43:43Hello?
00:43:45Yeah, no.
00:43:46I understand.
00:43:46I had an epiphany, though.
00:43:48Open Saturday.
00:43:50No.
00:43:50No balls.
00:43:51She's a child.
00:43:55Is all the water really necessary?
00:43:57Well, yeah, if you don't want to die.
00:43:59Because I read that most MDMA-related deaths are caused by dehydration,
00:44:03so if we're all splayed out on the floor, all whacked out on drugs,
00:44:06then we can't make it to the...
00:44:06You're kind of ruining the fun.
00:44:08Oh, okay.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:11Sorry.
00:44:14Here, you see that?
00:44:15You see how quickly I forgot everything that I've read about how ecstasy depletes spinal fluid
00:44:20and increases the...
00:44:21Shh.
00:44:28All right.
00:44:29Here, here.
00:44:29Cheers.
00:44:31Cheers.
00:44:32Cheers.
00:44:33Good luck.
00:44:35Well, shit, work.
00:44:49How about now?
00:44:51Yeah, yeah, I think I'm feeling...
00:44:54I'm starting to feel something new.
00:44:56Yeah, I'm pretty sure I feel something.
00:44:58I think it's working.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:01Do you believe we thought that was it?
00:45:04Back on the couch?
00:45:05Oh, my gosh.
00:45:06I feel like we were not high at the house.
00:45:08Oh, God.
00:45:09And it's so sexy.
00:45:11I mean...
00:45:12Right.
00:45:13We're fine.
00:45:14We'll figure it out.
00:45:15We're not going to sell a house and traumatize our kids.
00:45:18Oh, my God.
00:45:18We're not going to wake up and hate each other.
00:45:21That's not who we are.
00:45:22God, I feel really good right now.
00:45:23We're so good at figuring things out.
00:45:24I feel...
00:45:25Like, I know.
00:45:25I feel like I could do anything.
00:45:27Oh, my God.
00:45:28I feel like we could do anything.
00:45:30I feel like everything.
00:45:31We...
00:45:32You know what?
00:45:33We just hate everything, so...
00:45:34I mean, we're just serious.
00:45:35It's complicated.
00:45:36I don't even feel like we're too serious about the sex stuff.
00:45:38Oh, God.
00:45:38When we were at university, we said I fucked everywhere.
00:45:40We, like, had sex in my car.
00:45:42And my parents...
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:43So, they're paying for his kitchen when they were sleeping.
00:45:46Oh, and you were...
00:45:46We pretend you were a girl guide and that I was hungry.
00:45:48I'm hungry.
00:45:50I'm hungry.
00:45:51Oh, yeah.
00:45:51And then we kiss you.
00:45:52Oh, and we kissed all the time.
00:45:54Oh, my God.
00:45:54And you're a dick.
00:45:55You...
00:45:55I used to love you.
00:45:56You always said you enjoyed my teeth so much.
00:45:58Even though it wasn't huge.
00:46:00But I have a slim vagina, right?
00:46:01You have a slim...
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:02You have so much vagina as anyone had ever seen.
00:46:04I know.
00:46:04It was a perfect fit.
00:46:06It was like puzzle pieces that fit together.
00:46:08I want to kiss you.
00:46:09Okay.
00:46:09I want to kiss you.
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:13It tastes so good.
00:46:14That's my winter mint gum.
00:46:19Oh!
00:46:22Oh!
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:30What?
00:46:32You're done?
00:46:32I can't believe I just did that.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:43It's okay.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:46We can just recharge the batteries.
00:46:47No.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49Everything I read said, you know, there's erectile dysfunction issues on ecstasy.
00:46:52I mean, we were lucky to get one erection.
00:46:54We're not going to get two.
00:46:55I'm sure we can try.
00:46:56No!
00:46:56Please don't do that.
00:46:57Please don't.
00:46:57Don't, don't.
00:46:58Just don't.
00:46:59Just don't think about it.
00:47:00Just...
00:47:01I'll wait.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:07I'm really sorry.
00:47:08Oh, my God.
00:47:09Please don't apologize.
00:47:10Oh, really?
00:47:11So you're not, like, totally frustrated right now?
00:47:14No.
00:47:16I mean, I'm a little frustrated.
00:47:18Oh, my God.
00:47:18You are frustrated.
00:47:19I knew this.
00:47:19I fucked the whole thing up.
00:47:22We can still do this.
00:47:24No!
00:47:24See, that's pressuring me.
00:47:26That's putting pressure on me, and I don't function well under pressure.
00:47:28You know what?
00:47:29Can you stop yelling at me?
00:47:30You know what?
00:47:30I can't stop thinking about that comment you made earlier about my penis.
00:47:35When I complimented it?
00:47:36Uh, by calling it not huge?
00:47:39Oh, my God.
00:47:39Oh, no.
00:47:40No, I'm leaking...
00:47:41What?
00:47:41I'm leaking spinal fluid.
00:47:44It's semen.
00:47:45Oh, I don't feel right.
00:47:46It's not spinal fluid.
00:47:48I don't...
00:47:48I...
00:47:48I...
00:47:49My head hurts, and I'm...
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51Can you just calm down?
00:47:53We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay?
00:47:55Right.
00:47:56Just calm down.
00:47:57When we have a problem, we fix it.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00Or we compromise.
00:48:03I know what that is.
00:48:04I know what...
00:48:04I know what you're doing there.
00:48:05If you want to say something, just say it to me.
00:48:07And when you say that, it's like you're saying...
00:48:09I know what you're saying.
00:48:09It's like you think that you're the only one of us who compromises.
00:48:12That's not what I meant.
00:48:13Mm-hmm.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14But maybe we should stop playing games.
00:48:17Maybe we should just speak our mind.
00:48:19Great.
00:48:19You want me to speak my mind, motherfucker?
00:48:20Speak my mind?
00:48:21Calmly!
00:48:23Speak my...
00:48:23I'm losing my fucking mind, you know?
00:48:25I'm losing it because the kids are coming home from camp,
00:48:29and then we're back to like our normal routine,
00:48:33and then this was our one chance, you know,
00:48:35our one chance to prove that we could do this,
00:48:37that we're not, I don't know what, like sexually incompatible or something.
00:48:40You think I'm not terrified?
00:48:42You think I'm not lying in bed at night worried about why we're not fucking,
00:48:46that we're gonna end up like Andrew and Janice in the goddamn grocery store?
00:48:51You think it's just you?
00:48:55Do you not see that my heart is breaking just a little more every single day?
00:49:08We're great parents together, right?
00:49:12And we got the friendship thing down.
00:49:15It's just, it's just one piece that we...
00:49:19I don't know, I mean, I think...
00:49:22Maybe we made a mistake.
00:49:28Yeah, maybe we did.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:30Wait, what are you...
00:49:32What are you doing?
00:49:34What are you...
00:49:35What are you doing?
00:49:36I don't know, I just gotta...
00:49:40Clear my head, get my thoughts together.
00:49:42I'm gonna go to a hotel.
00:49:43You can...
00:49:44What are you...
00:49:45You're gonna...
00:49:45Why...
00:49:46Why...
00:49:46Why...
00:49:47Why...
00:49:48Why...
00:49:48Why?
00:49:48I don't know.
00:49:49I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:49:50I don't know.
00:49:50I don't think we're gonna...
00:49:51I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight with...
00:49:55Both of us...
00:49:58Just...
00:50:00Confused and...
00:50:01Paranoid.
00:50:02Par...
00:50:02Paranoid?
00:50:03Is that what you're saying?
00:50:04You're talking about me, right?
00:50:05You said we, but you meant me.
00:50:06You think that I'm being paranoid?
00:50:07Is that what you're saying?
00:50:09Please don't go.
00:50:10Okay?
00:50:11There was a mis...
00:50:12We're not the couple that does that.
00:50:14We don't, like, walk out on each other in the middle of a fight.
00:50:16No, we're not.
00:50:17We're not the couple who invites their friend to a fucking threesome.
00:50:21And we're not the couple who...
00:50:24Take ecstasy to try and have sex.
00:50:26I know.
00:50:27Or...
00:50:27Have crushes on people that...
00:50:30We were supposed to have...
00:50:33Wait.
00:50:33Wait a second.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:35Did you just say that we have crushes?
00:50:37I'm...
00:50:38I don't...
00:50:39I don't...
00:50:39It's nothing.
00:50:40It's just a stupid fucking crush.
00:50:43It's just this timing that obviously is saying something.
00:50:46It's just freaking me out.
00:50:49Whoa.
00:50:50Who is it?
00:50:55It's Marlin.
00:50:57Marlin?
00:50:58Marlin from art school?
00:51:00Marlin the gallery thing you got?
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:02It's stupid.
00:51:03Oh, okay.
00:51:04So what?
00:51:05You guys...
00:51:06All week you guys have been, like, flirting and stuff?
00:51:11No.
00:51:11I mean...
00:51:13A little.
00:51:17Maybe.
00:51:18Okay.
00:51:19Can I get some details on that?
00:51:21Just...
00:51:22Like, details about what that means?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Because that's a really bad idea.
00:51:26I think it's actually a really good idea because I need to hear it and you just said...
00:51:29Well, I don't know what you're gonna hear because there's also no details.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:32I had...
00:51:33You want the details?
00:51:33Yes.
00:51:34I had a...
00:51:36A...
00:51:37Daydream about him.
00:51:39Daydream?
00:51:40Well...
00:51:40That's it.
00:51:41That, like...
00:51:42That code for, like, a sex fantasy?
00:51:47Uh...
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:49I guess...
00:51:50I guess that's what it is.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52Wow.
00:51:53Okay, so...
00:51:54Now you know.
00:51:55In this, like, fantasy, did he, like, kiss you?
00:52:00In the fantasy.
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:02Inside the fantasy, did he kiss you?
00:52:03Yes.
00:52:04Wow.
00:52:05He did.
00:52:06Right.
00:52:06Like, was it like a very, like a...
00:52:11Tonguey, hot kiss?
00:52:13Well, it was in a fantasy, so it was like a...
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:16You know, my fantasy...
00:52:19Yeah, your fantasy kiss.
00:52:19It was a pretty hot kiss.
00:52:20With Marlon.
00:52:21And what else did he do to you in the fantasy?
00:52:25I don't think you really want to know this.
00:52:26No, I definitely want to know and I want you to tell him.
00:52:28I just want to know.
00:52:29It's cool.
00:52:29Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy.
00:52:31What he did to me in the fantasy.
00:52:32Yes.
00:52:33He lifted me up on the desk and he took my panties off.
00:52:38They were much nicer than I was actually wearing.
00:52:42No, you're right.
00:52:42You're right.
00:52:42And then he came and he...
00:52:44That's good.
00:52:45Stop it!
00:52:45It's good.
00:52:45It's good.
00:52:46I get it.
00:52:46You're right.
00:52:47That was a really bad idea.
00:52:50And...
00:52:53And you were right that we are not going to figure this out tonight.
00:52:56Josh.
00:52:56No.
00:52:57And you were right that we need space, so I'm...
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:00I'm giving us some space.
00:53:02Where are you going?
00:53:05Josh!
00:53:15You fucking nose.
00:53:48Oh, dude, you partied on a school night, wow.
00:53:54Oh, you look really creepy, super fucking sketchy.
00:53:57It's actually really embarrassing.
00:53:58Hey, Josh, I need you to clean that up and go home.
00:54:03Yeah, well, there it is.
00:54:06It's a fog of the morning after.
00:54:09You know, I should have warned you.
00:54:10It's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria and crazy sex.
00:54:15Would you stop at the sec?
00:54:16There was no sex, okay?
00:54:18Emma and I, we took the ecstasy because our relationship is falling apart,
00:54:21because our sex life is a shambles.
00:54:23Right there.
00:54:24Set it.
00:54:26Oh.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:30Well, first of all, it's called Molly.
00:54:32When you say the ecstasy, it's very embarrassing for both of us.
00:54:36And I'm guessing it's still in your system because it's doing something.
00:54:38That was surprisingly, uh, honest.
00:54:42I'm sorry.
00:54:43Come on, tell me what happened last night.
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49It was...
00:54:51It was really bad.
00:54:52It was a disaster.
00:54:53She told me that she has a crush on this old flame of hers.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57It's totally normal if you have a crushes all the time.
00:54:58Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week,
00:55:00and now she's worried that she's gonna maybe, like, do it with him or something.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05We spent the night at a dingy motel room.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08That's pretty fucking tragic.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11It's the first time since I met her,
00:55:13I just have no clue what's going on in her head.
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:18Well, you should probably do something about that.
00:55:21I know.
00:55:22That's what I was thinking.
00:55:23Yeah, maybe like a romantic gesture or something.
00:55:25Hey, you think I should make her jealous?
00:55:28Uh, no.
00:55:29I don't think you should do that.
00:55:30Yeah, because she's never been jealous before.
00:55:32She's not really the jealous type.
00:55:33That's just because I've never posed a threat.
00:55:35Okay, what you're suggesting is juvenile, manipulative, and mean-spirited.
00:55:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:39It's gonna work.
00:55:39No.
00:55:40Look, I happen to be a master at romantic manipulation, okay?
00:55:43I am not proud of it.
00:55:44Oh, my God, I am so proud of it.
00:55:45I'm just kidding.
00:55:45And what is...
00:55:46You know what I'm saying?
00:55:46This is totally crazy.
00:55:47I recognize this is an unconventional approach.
00:55:49It sounds crazy coming out of my mouth.
00:55:50What are you doing with that phone?
00:55:51But I really think that this is gonna work because I feel her slipping away, you know?
00:55:55And I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right?
00:55:57It doesn't make me a bad person.
00:55:58Does that make me a bad person?
00:55:59It doesn't make you a bad...
00:56:00Oh, my God, Josh.
00:56:01Josh, listen to me.
00:56:02Every single person born after 1990 is trained in these very arts...
00:56:05The arts...
00:56:06Put the phone down.
00:56:07Put it down.
00:56:08Hang up the phone.
00:56:11I need you to do this for me.
00:56:13What?
00:56:13No.
00:56:14No, I'm not touching the phone.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16I think it looks really good.
00:56:17Hold on.
00:56:18I'm sorry.
00:56:19Just one second.
00:56:21Thank God you called.
00:56:23Look.
00:56:24I don't want to...
00:56:25Hello?
00:56:26Oh, sorry.
00:56:27Who is this?
00:56:29This is Emma.
00:56:31Who's this?
00:56:32Oh, jeez.
00:56:33I'm so sorry.
00:56:34I think I might have asked...
00:56:35Who is this?
00:56:39It's Kelly from Josh's work.
00:56:42Josh, oh, my God.
00:56:43Come here.
00:56:43I think I might have asked Emma on your phone.
00:56:46I'm so sorry.
00:56:48Such a dumb slut sometimes.
00:56:50That's good.
00:56:51That's good.
00:56:51Hey.
00:56:52Sorry about that.
00:56:54Hey.
00:56:57Um...
00:56:58How are you feeling after last night?
00:57:02Uh, I don't know.
00:57:04I've been better.
00:57:06What I said about Marlon?
00:57:08I just, I really don't want to hear about Marlon right now.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:11I'm sorry.
00:57:13I...
00:57:13It was a mistake.
00:57:14I didn't mean to call you.
00:57:15I, uh...
00:57:16I gotta go, um...
00:57:18We're just gonna go grab some dinner.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Okay.
00:57:23You have dinner plans?
00:57:25It's like a private work thing.
00:57:29So...
00:57:29Um...
00:57:31Anyway, I gotta go.
00:57:33Bye.
00:57:38Well, that's done.
00:57:45I feel dirty.
00:57:48What did I just do?
00:57:50I believe my words were mean-spirited, juvenile, and manipulative.
00:57:53How could you let me do that?
00:57:56I, I actually warned you.
00:57:58I have a gift.
00:57:59It's guided by a higher power.
00:58:00There's nothing I can do about it.
00:58:01The situation is 100% on you.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:12Like, it's, it's looking pretty good, right?
00:58:14I mean, we can come back tomorrow and make some last-minute adjustments if we want to,
00:58:19but I don't know.
00:58:19I think we're pretty much, we're ready to go.
00:58:24You got any dinner plans?
00:58:27You know I'm married, right?
00:58:29So what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:58:31Well, I, I, I thought the three of us could grab some dinner.
00:58:35You, me, and Josh, if you don't already have plans.
00:58:38But, uh, really forget it.
00:58:42I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:58:43No.
00:58:44You know what?
00:58:45I don't even want to have dinner with you.
00:58:47Either of you.
00:58:47I, I hate dinner.
00:58:49I, uh, totally was, was joking.
00:58:52I don't even eat.
00:58:54So that's, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
00:58:56I'm truly sorry.
00:58:57And please don't be mad at me.
00:59:00No, it's not you.
00:59:01I'm really sorry.
00:59:04I just made everything really awkward.
00:59:07Well, welcome to my world.
00:59:09The, the world of awkward.
00:59:12Awkward world.
00:59:13The, the wonderful world of awkward.
00:59:15Just, stop.
00:59:16Look, Josh and I just have, we're just going through something right now, so we can't go for dinner.
00:59:23It's just, we've always been able to talk it through.
00:59:27Always.
00:59:28Yeah, I believe it.
00:59:30You can eat that.
00:59:31And, but, I, he screwed up.
00:59:36I told him I had a crush.
00:59:38You have a crush?
00:59:40I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies about you when we were in an ecstasy-fueled meltdown,
00:59:45and teeming with paranoia and anxiety.
00:59:49I'm just a horrible person.
00:59:52Stupid person.
00:59:54Well, he's not exactly being a saint.
00:59:56You know, trying to make you jealous with that phone call tonight?
01:00:00With that girl from work?
01:00:01Now, when you say fantasies...
01:00:04Wait, you think he was trying to make me jealous, like on purpose?
01:00:08Yeah.
01:00:09Seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying.
01:00:11But, when you say sexual, what exactly are we doing?
01:00:16That is so unlike him.
01:00:20That's...
01:00:21I can't believe you would do that.
01:00:23I mean, that's something I did in eighth grade when I was an idiot.
01:00:30It's so mean.
01:00:32Oh, my God.
01:00:36Oh, my God.
01:00:38Am I...
01:00:39Is he an idiot?
01:00:41Am I married to an idiot?
01:00:42Have I been married to an idiot for like ten years and didn't know it?
01:00:45I mean, all is fair in love and war.
01:00:48Or so they say.
01:00:49I mean, I personally don't advocate for...
01:00:52How could...
01:00:53Idiocy in love or...
01:00:56I mean, I don't know how I could have not seen that, though.
01:01:00You could fight fire with fire.
01:01:02You know?
01:01:04Make him jealous, too.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:10I'll be back.
01:01:12Hey, was I wearing anything specific in the...
01:01:15In the...
01:01:18It's a blessing, Anne.
01:01:19But, you know, I'm just so good at it.
01:01:21I look so cute doing it.
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:23Oh, shit.
01:01:24She looks pissed.
01:01:25Uh, okay.
01:01:26Well, I'm gonna...
01:01:27I'm gonna hang back.
01:01:27Honey, look.
01:01:29I know.
01:01:31Ow!
01:01:32You said you slapped me?
01:01:34Just with a mitten.
01:01:35What is wrong with you?
01:01:36Trying to make me jealous?
01:01:39Is that...
01:01:40That's what we are now?
01:01:41No, look.
01:01:41Like, 12-year-olds?
01:01:43I regressed.
01:01:43I did something stupid.
01:01:44I know that.
01:01:45But it's because I'm not in my mind.
01:01:46And I didn't know what to do.
01:01:48But don't you see?
01:01:48You saw through that bullshit.
01:01:50You know me better than anybody.
01:01:52You saw right through it.
01:01:52You're still kidding.
01:01:53No, but I didn't.
01:01:54I never would have known if Marlon didn't say that you were doing this stupid thing.
01:02:00Marlon?
01:02:00So are you...
01:02:02So you're just with Marlon now?
01:02:04I was at the gallery, setting up for the show.
01:02:06You know, don't turn this into...
01:02:09Hold on, I'm just trying to understand how that conversation must have played out.
01:02:11So you would have had to have, like, told him about our issues.
01:02:13About our private, personal, sexual issues?
01:02:17We were having dinner.
01:02:19I was upset.
01:02:20I had to talk to somebody.
01:02:21I see.
01:02:23I get what this is.
01:02:25You, uh...
01:02:27You...
01:02:28I made you jealous, and so now you're making me jealous.
01:02:31Oh, my God.
01:02:34Seriously?
01:02:35This is crazy.
01:02:37That was Marlon's suggestion.
01:02:39Why does every man suddenly think that that's a good idea?
01:02:43Oh, Marlon...
01:02:44Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right?
01:02:46That's what you're saying?
01:02:47He suggested that you make me jealous.
01:02:49Can we have a conversation, like a normal human conversation?
01:02:53When did we transform into crazy people?
01:02:56And by we, I mean you, what is...
01:02:59Can I just say something?
01:03:01Tell me the truth.
01:03:02Did Marlon come over to the house after I left last night?
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:07Did he, like...
01:03:08Did he kiss you?
01:03:09Did he...
01:03:09What was it?
01:03:10Did he lift you up on the desk and pull off your panties and pedi...
01:03:13Yes, he did.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:15We had angry, angry sex on our marital bed.
01:03:18And he...
01:03:18He drilled me...
01:03:19Oh, you think...
01:03:20So hard.
01:03:21And I got...
01:03:21You think this is really funny.
01:03:22And I got hungry.
01:03:23No, no, then I ordered pizza.
01:03:24Yeah, yeah, this is...
01:03:25I banged the pizza guy, too.
01:03:27And then there was also a plumber.
01:03:29And the plumber did that thing, that thing that they do in the pornos where all the jizz
01:03:37all over my...
01:03:38I couldn't even see.
01:03:39And it was like all the things in all the pornos.
01:03:44Wow.
01:03:44Are you seeing...
01:03:45Of course I didn't do anything.
01:03:47I don't know.
01:03:49I don't know.
01:03:50I don't know what to think.
01:03:53You're walking away?
01:03:56You're getting in your car?
01:03:59You're starting your car?
01:04:03And you're driving around?
01:04:05I don't know.
01:04:36wait don't you have your wife's gallery show you think tonight going to that
01:04:40right no tell me you're going to that okay so if you're not gonna go see your
01:04:47wife tonight what are you gonna do oh I think I'd order Indian food watch some
01:04:53TV possibly kill myself you're coming to a party with me come on there's no way
01:05:01that that is happening yeah you need the distraction yeah you know what I'm just
01:05:06gonna stick with the suicide plan thanks so it's gonna be fun yeah bunch of
01:05:12Millennials posting photos of themselves no thank you no it's actually gonna be a
01:05:17bunch of hipsters drinking craft beer out of mason jars oh god it's so much worse
01:05:24you got your car with you yeah why great you're gonna take me to the
01:05:30party come on you're not gonna get these back until you come with me see
01:05:38where it's going let's go it's really gross you you can you can just keep all
01:05:45that stuff I don't need those things let's go Josh
01:05:54Josh where the hell are you you're not at the motel you're not at home your car's not in the
01:06:03driveway I need to get back to the gallery just can you please call me back
01:06:24you're her husband congratulations another new husband you want some art to celebrate I always
01:06:30always appreciate it when you buy something with each because I think we still got a couple paintings
01:06:35that one might be available I'm not sure this one I just sold for an exorbitant amount of money
01:06:39that guy did not see me nobody believes the artist is 15 she's selling like hotcakes which is a very
01:06:51confusing expression because I don't know about you but after like one hotcake I'm totally full
01:07:03I'm so sorry I have to get out of here yeah I'll walk you
01:07:19okay look I got you here safe I'm gonna go now okay what why are you doing awesome
01:07:36okay I just need you to keep your eyes on me all right keep your eyes on me keep your
01:07:41eyes on me
01:07:41and just look at me as if I'm like I'm super hot oh my god just do it okay I'm
01:07:45sorry after all the
01:07:46shit you gave me about playing games what the hell because you were old then you should know
01:07:52better oh please Josh come on it's about damage control tonight I really need your help things
01:08:00all of it rock you with Gary and I just need to nudge back in there I thought your generation
01:08:04was
01:08:04supposed to be like evolved and like woke you don't say woke oh my god you're so embarrassing
01:08:09oh my god all right game one what grab a grab a tip no I'm not I'm not I'm not
01:08:17doing this no way
01:08:20fine
01:08:36she's like
01:09:00You never fucking listen to me.
01:09:03This is why I fucking hate you about you.
01:09:06Get the fuck out of my life.
01:09:19Hey, Callie, wait.
01:09:21I'm fine.
01:09:22Just hold up.
01:09:23No, it's fine, Josh.
01:09:24Leave me alone.
01:09:25Okay, just take a breath.
01:09:32I just wish we could go back to the way we were a week ago.
01:09:35I mean, sex was non-existent, but we didn't care.
01:09:44I mean, it wasn't perfect, but at least it was happy.
01:09:49We were happy.
01:09:51Every relationship I've ever had ended because the passion fizzled out.
01:09:56And the sex always suffers.
01:09:58Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
01:10:03I've never been able to make it stick.
01:10:06Look at me.
01:10:08I'm alone.
01:10:13You want more?
01:10:14No, no, I've had enough.
01:10:16Trust me.
01:10:16No, you need more.
01:10:17No, don't do that.
01:10:19Oh, that's...
01:10:27Hang on.
01:10:31Hey, stop texting.
01:10:34Stop texting.
01:10:36I'm right here.
01:10:43I'll take that.
01:10:48Here's some shit.
01:10:54I'm sorry.
01:10:55I'm...
01:10:57I'm not good at this sort of thing.
01:10:59Is that...
01:10:59Is that a, like, maybe...
01:11:02Are you thinking of...
01:11:03You're not thinking of kissing me, are you?
01:11:06Just...
01:11:08Uh...
01:11:08Maybe I am.
01:11:11Oh, my God.
01:11:13You are...
01:11:13I mean, I...
01:11:15Uh...
01:11:15Wow, that's...
01:11:16No, I...
01:11:18Why?
01:11:20Wait, did you want to kiss me?
01:11:24No, you are...
01:11:25You are...
01:11:26Because you're...
01:11:26Well, you're clearly not in the appropriate headspace to kiss anybody right now.
01:11:30What are you trying to say?
01:11:31And...
01:11:32Well, neither am I.
01:11:33I mean, I'm not in that space either, okay?
01:11:35Neither am I.
01:11:36I think he doesn't make a pretty good argument.
01:11:42Well, any woman or man would be lucky.
01:11:46Hmm.
01:11:58Oh, okay.
01:12:01Wow.
01:12:02That was...
01:12:05Wow.
01:12:08Thanks.
01:12:10I took an online course.
01:12:11If that's any indication of what sex would be like with you, it would be like that.
01:12:20Yeah, of course it would be.
01:12:22Of course, because I'm in a vulnerable place and everything's raw.
01:12:28And, um, and of course it's great right now, right?
01:12:32Because you're new and things with me and Josh are...
01:12:37It's probably this really distorted filter.
01:12:43So, no more kissing?
01:12:47Oh, sorry.
01:12:48Yep.
01:12:48Oh, gosh.
01:13:15Oh, gosh.
01:13:18Morning sexy
01:13:24Would you relax we made out and you filled me up a little that was it. Oh
01:13:29I'm I'm I'm a monster. I'm a horrible person. I've done a very very very bad thing, dude
01:13:37You were trying to cheer me up, okay?
01:13:39I was all conflicted over the Gary thing and you were just helping me move on. You're a good friend.
01:13:44I've ruined everything forever
01:13:46um
01:13:48and
01:13:50I'm in love with you
01:14:03Hey Kelly, I'm
01:14:08I don't know what to say. I had no idea
01:14:12Well things between you and Emma look like they're falling apart so
01:14:17I
01:14:18Just wanted you to know I'm here
01:14:21And we have fun together we get along
01:14:25I'm super fun
01:14:29I
01:14:29think you could do a lot worse
01:14:31oh
01:14:33God no, I mean of course worse look you're you're amazing. I know
01:14:40So
01:14:47I'm I'm in love with Emma. She's the love of my life. I'm sorry. What was that?
01:14:52She
01:15:21She's the one
01:15:22You don't even believe in marriage
01:15:23No, just because I think monogamy is a fundamentally flawed and antiquated construct doesn't mean it's bullshit for everyone
01:15:30You have to go pick up your offspring
01:15:34Hey, is this room on your credit card?
01:15:36Yeah, why
01:15:37I'm gonna order room service
01:15:41Oh
01:15:42Hey, hey
01:15:44Happy anniversary
01:15:48Oh
01:15:49Oh shit
01:15:50Right
01:15:57Oh
01:16:00Oh
01:16:01Oh
01:16:04Oh
01:16:05Oh
01:16:06Oh
01:16:07Oh
01:16:16Oh
01:16:28Oh
01:16:28Josh
01:16:39Em we gotta go we're gonna be late
01:16:44Em
01:16:50Oh
01:17:05Wendy what the fuck?
01:17:07What?
01:17:09Where's Josh?
01:17:10I'm sorry. I just I didn't mean to trick you. I just didn't know how else to get you alone.
01:17:15I needed to talk to you
01:17:16Now?
01:17:17In a motel?
01:17:19Well, you said you'd never had sex on a swing before, right?
01:17:26Oh my god, Jesus
01:17:27That I...
01:17:29Wendy, I was just like spitballing
01:17:32You had said you wanted to try a swing and Josh had never done that for you and I think...
01:17:39I think things between you are broken
01:17:42I think things between you are broken
01:17:43Actually...
01:17:43My relationship with Josh is the only thing that isn't broken
01:17:47Wendy, I'm so sorry for fucking everything up between us okay?
01:17:53I'm really sorry
01:17:54You came alive that night and you woke me up and I know you felt something too, just give me
01:17:59one more chance
01:18:01I didn't, I was faking
01:18:03I'm sorry, I didn't
01:18:05And we already tried that and look where it got us, look at this, this is weird
01:18:12Okay, so...
01:18:13Fine, so you just want to make out a little or...
01:18:15No!
01:18:16No!
01:18:18Well...
01:18:19What about the sex swing?
01:18:21You have no idea how hard it was for me to put up that thing
01:18:24I don't, I don't want to make out, I don't want to have sex on the sex swing, ugh
01:18:28I just want, I just want to erase everything and have my friend back, okay?
01:18:35Can I please have my friend back?
01:18:37Like without the sex stuff, please?
01:18:43Yes, you can leave your friend back
01:18:47You know, it was maybe once in a while
01:18:50Down the road, we're really drunk sometime in the vibes, right?
01:18:55No, no, not gonna happen
01:18:58Not gonna happen
01:19:02If I go to leave, you promise you're not gonna punch me in the throat?
01:19:06You promise I will not punch you in the throat
01:19:12To really push
01:19:14Tricky one
01:19:26Don!
01:19:28Gracie!
01:19:32Surprise!
01:19:37Daddy!
01:19:38Hey!
01:19:39Happy anniversary!
01:19:40Were you surprised?
01:19:41Yes, I was surprised
01:19:43Where's mommy?
01:19:45That's, I'm gonna tell you in one sec
01:19:48So just hold, hold on
01:19:50Wow, Arthur
01:19:53Worth a surprise
01:19:54Well, I thought it'd be good for you guys to come back here
01:19:57Old memories
01:20:01So, where's my Emma?
01:20:03Ha!
01:20:05Right, I will get to that
01:20:07Hi everybody!
01:20:08Thank you for being here
01:20:10Oh, hello
01:20:12Oh, that seems unnecessary
01:20:15Thank you
01:20:17So, it's really, it's unexpected to see you all here
01:20:21This is, it's been a long time since I've been in this room
01:20:24And, you know, seeing all your familiar faces here
01:20:27It's weird, it's like, because it's out of context
01:20:30Dad?
01:20:30Yeah?
01:20:31You're being super awkward
01:20:35Seriously, where's mom?
01:20:38Mom
01:20:39Mom
01:20:39Where's mom?
01:20:41So, I bet you're all wondering where Emma is
01:20:45Funny story
01:20:50You know how sometimes, when you wake up, right?
01:20:55So, Emma, so this is, this is a good one
01:20:58So, when your mom, when Emma, well, she wakes up
01:21:02And...
01:21:04I...
01:21:06Look...
01:21:07She's here
01:21:07She just pulled up
01:21:08Old Robert, everybody wait here
01:21:10Oh, it's time
01:21:13Mom's here, party begins
01:21:14Yay!
01:21:21Hey!
01:21:22Hi
01:21:22Hey
01:21:23I went by the house to pick you up
01:21:24I know, it's a long story
01:21:27I'll tell you later
01:21:28Okay
01:21:29Mom
01:21:31Wendy told me that all our friends and family are in there
01:21:35Guess you were right about my dad's big plan
01:21:40I... I have to tell you something
01:21:43I, um, I made out with Kelly last night
01:21:48I...
01:21:49I might have touched her boobs a little
01:21:52Different Kelly
01:21:54But I only did it because I thought that you slept with Marlon
01:21:58I didn't sleep with Marlon
01:22:00I... I know, I know that now
01:22:03Of course you... of course you didn't sleep with Marlon
01:22:06Idiot
01:22:12I'm so sorry
01:22:13Just shut up, I love you
01:22:20We...
01:22:21We really messed things up there, didn't we?
01:22:23That was all crazy
01:22:24You saw my parents having group sex
01:22:28It's a metaphor
01:22:29Yeah, the sex club that we went to
01:22:32That weird room
01:22:34Oh my god, that was so weird
01:22:36The bunny lady
01:22:37Yes
01:22:37Those horse guys
01:22:39Oh, yeah, oh, by the way, they're... they're here
01:22:42Uh, your dad must do
01:22:44For the love of god, why is no one turning this off?
01:22:47What?
01:22:48Do you know where we are?
01:22:50Yeah
01:22:51This is the... this is the exact spot
01:22:53This is the spot!
01:22:53Oh god, yeah, it was uh... it was disco night
01:22:57I was like so...
01:22:59You went back to your cabin
01:23:00You were walking back
01:23:01And then...
01:23:02You tapped me on the shoulder
01:23:03And I turned around and you leaned in with this confidence
01:23:18We're teens...
01:23:20Twenties...
01:23:21God...
01:23:23We're not those people anymore
01:23:26No...
01:23:27We're not
01:23:29Mommy!
01:23:30Mommy!
01:23:31Hey!
01:23:32You guys!
01:23:41Hey!
01:23:43Hey!
01:23:44Hey!
01:23:45Hey!
01:23:47Hey!
01:23:49Daddy, you should stop saying that words
01:23:52Because we can hear everything you say
01:23:55Oh dear, that... no, that's not... that's not good
01:23:59What's a sex club?
01:24:09I've got you down to a science
01:24:13But you don't stand a chance
01:24:17You're playing tricks, girl
01:24:19You can't deny it
01:24:22But you don't stand a chance
01:24:25Do dooo...
01:24:29You've got to...
01:24:31Butter me up!
01:24:33Do do do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do
01:24:42You'll know what to do Don't go saying things
01:24:48You'll be nasty Unless you follow through
01:24:55Dude, you've got to butter me up
01:25:02You've got to butter me up
01:25:06You've got to butter me up
01:25:11Butter me up
01:25:15You've got to butter me up
01:25:18You've got to butter me up
01:25:27You've got to butter me up
01:25:28You've got to butter mečŖæ textures
01:25:57One, two, three, four.
01:26:24You've got to burn me up, burn me up, you've got to burn me up, you've got to burn me
01:26:43up, you've got to burn me up, shake your big head.
01:26:50Burn me up, burn me up, shake your big head, burn me up.
01:27:02Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
01:27:08You've got to burn me up, burn me up.
01:27:14You've got to burn me up.
01:27:14You've got to burn me up.
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