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The Outside Story [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Yeah.
00:03:48Don't worry.
00:04:15hey hey here you go number eight extra guac horchata 15 bucks it went up yeah man avocados
00:04:24and blame the cartels oh cartels okay
00:04:30it's all i got man what about the lady who lives here we broke up it's too bad she used
00:04:37to tip i
00:04:38tip i just my heart's broken right now man and i must have spaced when i was getting cash so
00:04:44i'll
00:04:44make it up to you next time well what if it's not me next time what if it's the other
00:04:47guy i'll tell
00:04:49him to hook you up he's gonna keep it okay he's a dick excuse me please yes sir hey look
00:04:57i'm good
00:04:58for it man i'm i'll make it up to you i'm seriously i don't make a living wage how do
00:05:04you afford to
00:05:05live here sir damn it hey uh it's andre sticking your delivery guy not intentionally that's the tip
00:05:14good one my girlfriend and i we broke up so i didn't she left you she did but it was
00:05:21more mutual
00:05:22i asked her to leave so no shame she always signed for my packages and she seemed so fun
00:05:28i get it she was amazing yeah she was and she was very cute and uh oh well i gotta
00:05:36get these
00:05:36oysters on ice oh uh hey andre what is your favorite gardner st james movie oh the funny one with
00:05:48the
00:05:48you lousy bandit yeah that's it why is he uh no no not yet but uh that's a good one
00:05:55though
00:05:55mmm
00:05:56mmm
00:05:57lousy bandit
00:06:22Hey, hey man, hey, hey, hey man, look, hey, I got a tip, hey, come on, dude, I got a
00:06:29tip.
00:06:32Boom. All right. Okay. Actually, can I get a dollar back from that? It's 25% tip, man, for a
00:06:40delivery. Come on. Enjoy your dollar. Thank you, I will. Appreciate it.
00:06:48Yeah, okay.
00:07:07Just look right upstairs.
00:07:12He says you have a beautiful city. It's lovely. It's our first time.
00:07:19Oh, okay. Ciao.
00:07:30No.
00:07:35No. No.
00:07:42No.
00:07:44No, come on, man.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:51Yeah, no. Okay. Okay.
00:07:57All right.
00:08:03Hey, hey, you got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil. It's Charles. I kind of did a stupid thing. I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please call me back and let me know?
00:08:23Because I am locked out of my apartment. I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment. Man down. Call me
00:08:28back. Thank you.
00:08:40Oh, God. The video.
00:08:43Oh, God. The video. Almost. Smiley face?
00:08:55Hey, leave a message for Tony. And if you're calling for go-go-go-gee energy juice, that is no
00:09:00longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Caravaggio. This is Charles. Hey, I'm in apartment two. Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked
00:09:09myself out of my apartment by mistake. And I'm just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could
00:09:14come by and let me in. This is Charles.
00:09:24Yeah, I locked myself out. Sucks. Thank you.
00:09:53Yes? Andre, hey, uh, it's Charles from two floors down. Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles. Isha's ex. Look, I locked myself out. I was wondering if I could come up
00:10:08to your apartment and, um, climb out on your fire escape and go down and see if my window is
00:10:13open.
00:10:14Right now? Yeah. I, uh, really need to get back in, so.
00:10:20All right. Thank-thank you.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so that-thank you.
00:10:58Thank you so much. Andre, I'm sorry to bother you, and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:08Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo. Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi. I'm Sylvia. I'm-I'm Charles. I am Char-I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:34If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry. That's right. That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys. I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so.
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:44Uh, we broke up. Um, so I'm just moving her car until, um, I don't know what-
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us? An oyster? They are both soleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you-
00:11:58No, no, no, no, no. Charles is eager to get back inside. I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is-
00:12:09Okay. Uh, I'm gonna go. It was nice to meet you.
00:12:13What is-
00:12:14Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:12:18Swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you, bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24Uh.
00:12:26Uh.
00:12:30Uh.
00:12:31Uh.
00:12:32Uh.
00:12:35Uh.
00:12:36Uh.
00:12:36Uh.
00:12:37This is, uh, this is high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49Uh.
00:12:52It's okay.
00:12:52It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:55This is-
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy.
00:13:00Sturdy, sturdy, sturdy, fine escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:04Ha-ha.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just wanna be inside.
00:13:15Alina!
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20We need the child through a window.
00:13:22A fire escape.
00:13:24Oh!
00:13:25Oh, great.
00:13:48I think I'm going to put this glass in.
00:13:54Okay, this one is going to help me.
00:13:56Hey, you. You on the fire escape. What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked myself out of my apartment. This is my apartment.
00:14:09You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah, no. Just the door.
00:14:15This door?
00:14:16Well, yeah, that one and my apartment. See, I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up, then ran out, gave him a tip, came back, left my keys, locked out.
00:14:27So I went up to my neighbor, used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open,
00:14:31and it wasn't, so I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:34Okay, I'm going to need to see some ID.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40All right, I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay, hold on. I'll be right down.
00:14:48Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up and come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll be right there.
00:14:58I'm so sorry.
00:15:02See this? This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles.
00:15:17He lives below me on the second floor, and...
00:15:19Hey, that is my car.
00:15:21Oh, for the...
00:15:22Come on, what time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 11.35.
00:15:27The sign says 11.30.
00:15:28Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes. Got it?
00:15:38Yes, yes, ma'am. Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am, I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:45No, no, no, no.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:46I'm moving it.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that,
00:15:53and then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:55You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Oh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is...
00:15:59Just don't.
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:23Oh, hey, Charles.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29It's five years, actually.
00:16:31So I had to shut it down, but...
00:16:33Hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:36All right.
00:16:38I'm not sure of them.
00:16:42The open bar's over at 11, so we got a jet if we want to make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of juice.
00:16:48Are you sure?
00:16:50I'm gonna call the lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:17:17I'm so over this.
00:17:20Over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just want to, like, do nothing.
00:17:27I need to recharge.
00:17:29I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34What's stuck in you?
00:17:36Huh.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Mm-hmm.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:44Just...
00:17:46Hold on.
00:17:48Hold on.
00:17:48Hold on.
00:17:48Hold on.
00:17:49Hold on.
00:17:49Hold on.
00:17:50Hold on.
00:17:50You look like it's me.
00:17:51Come on.
00:17:52You found him.
00:17:54Be mine.
00:17:55One second.
00:17:56Just...
00:17:57One second, okay?
00:18:03Yes.
00:18:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:06Neil!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:15Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:20What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:31Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:36Ah.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:38Thanks.
00:18:40A lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:49Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00This!
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:02Can you, uh...
00:19:03Come on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go, beautiful.
00:19:09Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my exes, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:19So, you and Isha are done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no.
00:19:28Really?
00:19:29Well, screw her then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:34Cheated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd she find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even apologized.
00:19:45I don't know, is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess, I...
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing, just, yeah, she...
00:19:59Apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who, what?
00:20:04Some asshole.
00:20:06I mean...
00:20:07I just wanna fuck!
00:20:09You wanna what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:17When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Oh, come, give me a break!
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there!
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here...
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:37Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car.
00:20:50Or I'll ticket it again in 10.
00:20:55Wait!
00:20:56Nuh-uh!
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:00My...
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer?
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:11She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, Officer?
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24It's...
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:25Buzz me...
00:21:26Yeah!
00:21:27Okay, I just...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Dammit.
00:21:37What am I gonna do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving our car.
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo.
00:22:06Yep.
00:22:08Yep.
00:22:13I'll be back!
00:22:22Nope.
00:22:23I'm gonna just do that.
00:22:31Allergic to cats.
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:50It's...
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56Unlock myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:01Thirteen.
00:23:02Oh, too bad.
00:23:03My husband's the size of me.
00:23:05The size ten.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:11Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God.
00:23:12It's my landlord.
00:23:16Uh...
00:23:16Hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk. I'm driving. What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lame shit bag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem. It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:35It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37Now, come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking, time-wise?
00:23:46Soon as I can call.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:23:55Uh...
00:24:07Chuck, you're sweet.
00:24:10Time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Good till Tuesday.
00:24:16Uh...
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well...
00:24:21These worms ain't gonna irradiate themselves.
00:24:25Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Yes!
00:24:40Agreed.
00:24:46Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:02Yeah, I guess.
00:25:03Who we at?
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low, and, uh, I'm gonna see how far I
00:25:18can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:33Wait.
00:25:34Wait, wait.
00:25:38What?
00:25:45Wait.
00:25:48Wait.
00:25:49Oh my God.
00:25:55You talk about the outside world and not liking it.
00:25:59But how did I mean, how would you even know? We never go out.
00:26:03We never go out because I like being at home with you.
00:26:07I like being at home with you, too.
00:26:09So then what's the problem? I mean, I thought you said that you were completely OK by going out anymore.
00:26:13OK, Amanda's having a party on Saturday. Why don't we go?
00:26:17This is not my thing, babe. I mean, what?
00:26:20I mean, don't you hate going to those parties and people are like, what are you working on?
00:26:23Really, it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on and drop some name.
00:26:27Maybe they actually want to know what you're working on.
00:26:30Yeah, I doubt that.
00:26:33Let's just mix it up.
00:26:41Hey, guys, come on, I'm really thirsty.
00:26:48So thirsty, guys. Thank you.
00:26:51Yep.
00:27:06Oh, shit.
00:27:07Where are your parents? Where are your parents?
00:27:13Where are your parents?
00:27:15I got you.
00:27:31Oh, shit.
00:27:32Charles, how are you?
00:27:35I, uh, how could you?
00:27:38I don't know. It wasn't about you.
00:27:41Then who was it about?
00:27:42Me, her.
00:27:43Can we discuss this another time?
00:27:45Oh, I'm so sorry. It's now inconvenient for you.
00:27:48I thought we were friends.
00:27:50You did?
00:27:51Well, not like friends, like not me.
00:27:53But you know, you suck.
00:27:54Can you keep it down?
00:27:57Oh, yeah.
00:27:58She sucks!
00:27:59This woman sucks!
00:28:01Tweet that.
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02Please let go of my finger!
00:28:03I'll let go when you stop pointing it at my girl.
00:28:06Your girl?
00:28:07Grace.
00:28:09You know this clown?
00:28:10Where are your shoes, man?
00:28:12I don't know him, but please, don't.
00:28:16Please don't what?
00:28:18Grace cheated on me.
00:28:19It's not Grace.
00:28:20My girlfriend, Isha, cheated on me with Grace.
00:28:25Isha?
00:28:25Your yoga friend?
00:28:27I'm sorry.
00:28:28I asked you if you had feelings for her, and you said no, remember?
00:28:33You were always so flirty.
00:28:34About the same thing.
00:28:35I'm so, so sorry.
00:28:37I, I, I didn't mean to.
00:28:40It's not what you think.
00:28:43I cheated too.
00:28:45What?
00:28:45With who?
00:28:47With Daryl's intern, Augustine, from work.
00:28:50Oh.
00:28:53Augustine?
00:28:53With the soul patch.
00:28:55I know.
00:29:00Izzy.
00:29:02I forgive you.
00:29:07I forgive you.
00:29:08You mean Grace?
00:29:09And I don't blame you.
00:29:10Isha is a beautiful woman.
00:29:12No offense.
00:29:14Are you kidding me with this?
00:29:16People make mistakes.
00:29:17No way.
00:29:18Hell no.
00:29:18No, Grace should be mad at you.
00:29:20You should be mad at Grace, because she ruined my relationship.
00:29:23Maybe you should consider some forgiveness.
00:29:25Charles, it was one time.
00:29:27I know Isha feels bad about it.
00:29:29She does?
00:29:30Your phone's dinging, man.
00:29:34No.
00:29:35Carl, it's Mr. Camaraggio.
00:29:37I'm in front of the building.
00:29:39I decided to come to you first, but you're not here.
00:29:42I got the keys, but I just can't leave them.
00:29:44And my mother-in-law's freaking out.
00:29:46Shut up, please.
00:29:47Listen, I'll be back later.
00:29:49Just remember, no locksmiths.
00:29:50They steal your shit.
00:29:51You got a signal, asshole.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:03Oh, my God.
00:30:29Hey, babe.
00:30:30Oh!
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:33I didn't mean to scare you.
00:30:34I'm sorry.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:37I'm good.
00:30:37Yeah?
00:30:39Hey, you hungry?
00:30:43Think about ordering some burritos.
00:30:45No, I'm not in a burrito mood.
00:30:46I got to prep for my hearing.
00:30:47Oh, yeah.
00:30:48Fish tacos, then.
00:30:49I'm not hungry.
00:30:50Okay, so then, uh, grits, then, with that insane hustle.
00:30:53I don't want to order takeouts.
00:30:55You're being really considerate.
00:30:58Are you okay?
00:30:59Uh, yeah.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Why wouldn't I be?
00:31:03Because you're standing there with this really kind of insane smile on your face, like...
00:31:07I can't help it.
00:31:08I'm nervous.
00:31:09Nervous?
00:31:09Why?
00:31:16Yeesh.
00:31:18I made out with somebody.
00:31:21And I'm really sorry.
00:31:31Who was it?
00:31:33Grace.
00:31:37We were having wine at her place, and I was super stressed about my client who might be getting
00:31:43her kids removed because of that bullshit drug raid, and I must have been dehydrated or
00:31:46something.
00:31:48Because I got drunk really, really quick.
00:31:51What, you just kissed?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56I mean, mostly.
00:31:57Mostly?
00:31:59Mostly?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00It's just...
00:32:01I don't...
00:32:02I just...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:04Oh, fuck.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:06I just...
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08It was a mistake.
00:32:16Listen to me.
00:32:19It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:22It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:25Of course it does.
00:32:34Fuckin' hedgehog.
00:32:36Fuckin' hedgehog.
00:32:46Fuck me!
00:32:50Oh my god, I gotta sit down.
00:32:59What's your deal?
00:33:01Yeah, you.
00:33:03Oh, I'm locked out.
00:33:04I live here.
00:33:05I locked myself out.
00:33:06Oh, it's dumb.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09I'm just having a bad day.
00:33:11Oh my god, my back.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14When did your baby do?
00:33:16Two days ago.
00:33:17Is that okay?
00:33:19Oh.
00:33:22You just move in?
00:33:24I've lived here for three years.
00:33:27Weird.
00:33:28I've never seen you before.
00:33:31I'm Paige.
00:33:33That's my stoop self.
00:33:35Ah.
00:33:36Hey.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:38How you doing?
00:33:39Yeah.
00:33:40Oh my god.
00:33:42If she doesn't come by Thursday,
00:33:44I'm having a C-section on Friday, so...
00:33:47Is that why you're having a bad day?
00:33:48No.
00:33:50C-section's cool.
00:33:51I mean, it's not cool.
00:33:53But, you know, it's just...
00:33:56Party's over, man.
00:33:58No more sleeping in.
00:33:59No more eating crap.
00:34:01Can't do mushrooms.
00:34:02On top of all that, I gotta make room.
00:34:05Hence the stoop sale.
00:34:07That's what the chalk's for.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11Hey, you wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid, would you?
00:34:15If I get down there, I don't think I'm getting back up again.
00:34:18What do you want me to do?
00:34:19I don't think so.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:53Oh, Sam.
00:34:57Oh, Sam.
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, that was me.
00:35:39Sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:46I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:52I live here, too.
00:35:54In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02So I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it, and I went to see if I could use a fire
00:36:06escape
00:36:07so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window, and yeah, that's why I was on
00:36:11the
00:36:12fire escape.
00:36:13I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles!
00:36:18You got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13, but I was tossing some of Vinnie's shoes, and I thought that
00:36:28maybe some were a little roomy.
00:36:31Ooh, loafers.
00:36:38Magic.
00:36:40Uh-huh.
00:36:43Thank your husband anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, um, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:07Uh, can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08No, it's still mine.
00:37:09His legendary actor Gardner St. James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton in the award-winning melodrama
00:37:17I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his, the sad one with the girl and-
00:37:24Grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, my battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Hey!
00:37:39Hey!
00:37:40Hey, apartment three!
00:37:42Um, sorry, do you have a, my phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:48I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know what, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart, that's, that's smart.
00:37:53But see, I'm not a stranger, because I live below you, and we met in that very spot
00:37:57a few minutes ago, so.
00:38:09I have to be really quiet, okay?
00:38:20I have to be really quiet, okay?
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:23Shh.
00:38:24Oh, fucking apartment.
00:38:26I did not.
00:38:27Shh.
00:38:28Oh, did you play?
00:38:30Shh.
00:38:31Who are you listening to?
00:38:35Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I, I, I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:46He's locked out.
00:38:48I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:01But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I, I know, I'm sorry, that's my fault.
00:39:06I just, only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:14Uh, is that, is that you?
00:39:17Hmm.
00:39:17That was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's something.
00:39:30Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry, yes.
00:39:38Uh, Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she...
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down and lay us a tune.
00:40:00No!
00:40:01No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama, please.
00:40:03Alright then, get out!
00:40:04Fine!
00:40:04Get out of my house!
00:40:05Both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07No, okay.
00:40:08Um...
00:40:09Out!
00:40:09Jesus!
00:40:10Get out of here!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, this didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:27I mean, cause...
00:40:28Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:41:09Nice setup.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:16What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:19I mostly...
00:41:20Watch people.
00:41:22I'll see.
00:41:23Hey, hey, hey!
00:41:24Be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:26You totally survived if you fell.
00:41:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:32I swear I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school who spits on people for mysterious, but he's on the 16th floor, so
00:41:51they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:53Gross.
00:41:54Yeah?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:42:23Hey, those kids, they threw water balloons at me before.
00:42:27Oh, oh, I know those kids.
00:42:29They stole my Halloween candy last year.
00:42:32That's just wrong.
00:42:35We could spit on them.
00:42:40Or, oh yeah.
00:42:43They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them.
00:42:47Okay, one, two, three.
00:42:52Oh wait, they're talking to somebody.
00:42:53What?
00:42:53Yeah, I meant it.
00:42:55Ugh, what the?
00:42:57Fuck!
00:43:00That was bad.
00:43:01Are you kidding me?
00:43:03Yep, that was bad.
00:43:09God!
00:43:10It's UPS.
00:43:12My package.
00:43:13I gotta get down there.
00:43:18The police are still there.
00:43:22You parked legally.
00:43:31There is another one.
00:43:50you can take the roofs to 6th avenue and the third building in the one with the old roof deck
00:43:55there's a fire stick you can climb down it'll let you out onto the street where you can go catch
00:44:09the truck wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait please please please please can you stop
00:44:23you have my package your clothes you have not worn in years like 20 years you're still still in high
00:44:52high there everything okay someone hit me with a water balloon someone
00:44:59on this roof get out on this roof yeah and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here
00:45:08maybe it was an accident yeah right at least it was just water this time
00:45:12man these city drivers they think i'm out to get them aren't you
00:45:21okay maybe i am it still sucks to be hated oh come on i'm pretty certain it was an accident
00:45:30in fact i know it was okay okay it was not meant for you it was not meant for you
00:45:38okay come on wait wait
00:45:39wait wait wait wait okay look see these these these kids they hit me with the balloon earlier and and
00:45:44and then i was on the roof and i took one of the balloons and i thought it was it
00:45:48was not meant for you
00:45:49i swear shit they already gave you a good ticket today and those kids suck
00:46:00so we'll call it even really thank you thank thank you hey hey wait a minute hold on uh
00:46:08why don't you uh try this
00:46:17nice kicks
00:46:18yeah retail therapy just went through a big breakup so
00:46:23what do you do i'm an editor for tcm
00:46:27the old movies channel like you you make movies
00:46:30well i used to make documentaries but no now i cut in memoriam videos of old or at-risk celebrities
00:46:39so that they're ready to be aired you know whenever shit happens
00:46:43you make eulogies for people who aren't dead yet
00:46:47that's dark
00:46:48my ex said the same thing
00:46:50who's the youngest you've got
00:46:52um cory fellman
00:46:53no no uh lindsey lohan
00:46:55i mean there's no perfect science to it you know
00:46:59i mean nobody saw bourdain coming or
00:47:02prince
00:47:03oh
00:47:05prince
00:47:05right
00:47:06that wrecked me
00:47:08hey isn't there an actor right now who's dying
00:47:10what's his name um the guy who did the one with the wife
00:47:1340 nights to the future
00:47:14yes what's his name
00:47:16gardener saint james
00:47:17yeah i was about to send his in but i had to add this one more scene
00:47:20and then it gets stuck in my house and my boss is gonna kill me
00:47:28see
00:47:30yikes
00:47:32why didn't you just send it in
00:47:34because i couldn't i mean okay there's this one scene from this movie he did called god's firebird
00:47:40and it was filmed in argentina and not a lot of people know about it but it had to be
00:47:44in there
00:47:46you're an obsessive
00:47:47i'm like that with food
00:47:49like i need esposito's today
00:47:53what's esposito's
00:47:56yo john i'm gonna need two italian combos sweet peppers not hot quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola
00:48:02and move your van by the hydrant before i ding you with another violation
00:48:05lorenzo move the friggin van to a meter
00:48:09come back for the kind of sausage
00:48:24mwah
00:48:25yeah
00:48:26it's okay
00:48:28it's really good
00:48:30what other best foods have you not had since you've lived here
00:48:50oh i'm so full thank you
00:48:53you missing out on these things
00:48:55it was too sad
00:48:57oh yeah no
00:48:58um i'm gonna pay you back as soon as i get back inside
00:49:02i buy you a sandwich you buy me a sandwich
00:49:04it all evens out
00:49:07yeah totally
00:49:10maybe i could buy you a sandwich sometime this week
00:49:13or maybe a drink
00:49:15you mean a date
00:49:18yeah
00:49:21no
00:49:22thanks
00:49:23no
00:49:24what what did i say
00:49:25didn't you just break up
00:49:28yeah well uh
00:49:29yeah
00:49:30yeah no thanks
00:49:31oh this is so lame
00:49:33wait i didn't mean to overstep i just
00:49:34thought
00:49:35of it
00:49:36and uh
00:49:37guys always gotta take it there
00:49:38god forbid you make a female friend
00:49:40right
00:49:41hey i have a female friend
00:49:42in guatemala
00:49:43oh
00:49:44my mistake
00:49:47gotta get back to it
00:49:48oh wait
00:49:49wait
00:49:50wait
00:49:51wait hold on
00:49:59hey
00:49:59you back in your place
00:50:00no
00:50:01and it's stressing me out
00:50:02no one's got keys for you
00:50:04no
00:50:05and garden st james is dying
00:50:07and i just met a girl
00:50:08you did
00:50:08who
00:50:09a cop
00:50:10and she is pissed at me
00:50:11a cop
00:50:12oh please don't ask cops out
00:50:14i don't know
00:50:14i just
00:50:15i just
00:50:17oh
00:50:17excuse me
00:50:20okay
00:50:21wait what about gardener st james
00:50:22oh god i gotta call you back
00:50:24oh
00:50:25oh
00:50:27oh
00:50:27jeez
00:50:28oh
00:50:28oh
00:50:29please please
00:50:30please please
00:50:31oh
00:50:33we did not
00:50:34let water balloon
00:50:35at you
00:50:35it's charles
00:50:36oh look
00:50:37i need to use the bathroom
00:50:38when i'm still locked up
00:50:39please you gotta let me up
00:50:40as a good neighbor
00:50:41and i said please
00:50:42nope
00:50:42sorry
00:50:46thank you
00:50:49open the door
00:50:50let me open the door
00:50:54hello mr charles
00:50:56hey where's the bathroom please
00:50:57it's right there
00:50:57oh my god thank you
00:50:59oh my god
00:51:00i won't be the one that's way
00:51:06oh
00:51:11oh
00:51:18i owe you my life
00:51:28he says he can relate
00:51:30last year at the reindeer festival
00:51:32not good
00:51:33well if
00:51:34i happen to have spoiled the mood
00:51:36i hope that it can be
00:51:37unspoiled
00:51:39doubtful
00:51:40but we'll try
00:51:41okay
00:51:42time to go
00:51:43hey
00:51:43can i can i can i ask you guys a question
00:51:45no
00:51:46yep
00:51:46how do you
00:51:48not get jealous
00:51:54he says
00:51:55it is easy
00:51:57it is not because life is short
00:51:59that's it
00:52:00yeah
00:52:01he calls jealousy poison
00:52:03and it steals your life force
00:52:05but
00:52:07what are you really asking
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:14were you jealous of someone
00:52:15and did you push them away
00:52:17yes but it wasn't
00:52:18you know i wasn't jealous
00:52:19for no reason
00:52:20i was jealous because my girlfriend
00:52:22cheated on me
00:52:22with someone who leaves the house
00:52:24yeah
00:52:25and i
00:52:26i asked her to leave
00:52:27did you catch her with another man
00:52:29no
00:52:29she told me
00:52:30and it was a woman
00:52:31many times did she did
00:52:33um well they
00:52:33heavily made out
00:52:35plus other stuff
00:52:36but yeah
00:52:36just once
00:52:37look okay
00:52:38i know that i'm a square
00:52:39and everything
00:52:40but um
00:52:40are each and i actually
00:52:41done done like
00:52:42do you miss her
00:52:43sure
00:52:44then go get her romeo
00:52:45but see
00:52:46you know
00:52:46the problem is
00:52:47is that i
00:52:47i i
00:52:48okay
00:52:49i take her back in my mind
00:52:51and then i
00:52:52and then i picture her
00:52:53with other people
00:52:53and i just
00:52:54i just
00:52:54i freak out
00:52:56i just get so mad
00:52:58why
00:52:58i don't know
00:53:00maybe you need another way to think
00:53:02like
00:53:02why did she cheat on you
00:53:04because she
00:53:05actually liked this other woman
00:53:12he says it
00:53:13it is not fun to see a man upset
00:53:15what is your lover's name
00:53:17isha
00:53:20sounds like
00:53:21maybe not a bad person
00:53:23so
00:53:24put yourself in her head
00:53:27and
00:53:28relax
00:53:30i know
00:53:31just relax
00:53:33oh
00:53:34you know what
00:53:35thanks guys
00:53:35i mean
00:53:36yeah
00:53:36i really appreciate it
00:53:38now if you don't mind
00:53:39oh yeah
00:53:40because you've got to
00:53:42don't be crap
00:53:43guys
00:53:46bye guys
00:53:51we're such good people
00:54:16hey this is chad at tcm on air promotion
00:54:19i don't even know what to do
00:54:21chad
00:54:23it's charles
00:54:25and i'm locked out of my apartment
00:54:31also isha and i broke up so we're gonna have to put a pen in gardener st james
00:54:37why do we have to air the video the second that he dies anyway he's gonna be dead for a
00:54:41while so what's the rush isn't it better that we do it right
00:54:43i mean maybe it's bad karma that we make these videos before the actors die anyway
00:54:48did you ever think about
00:54:51about that
00:54:54i'm sorry
00:54:57i am losing it
00:55:00gotta go
00:55:01can you be really gentle when you pull those out
00:55:03like don't dig through
00:55:04just like pull them out one at a time
00:55:06wow
00:55:08you are busy
00:55:11was it my chalk
00:55:12no my husband's selling our comic collection because he's terrible
00:55:16power
00:55:16yeah that's how we met
00:55:18he's a marvel guy
00:55:19i'm a dc girl
00:55:20oh wow
00:55:21that's that's rough
00:55:22yeah
00:55:23i mean
00:55:23kinda
00:55:24you know batman iron man
00:55:26they really aren't that different in the end
00:55:27hey i said no digging
00:55:28dan
00:55:29we're keeping this box
00:55:31page here you go
00:55:32oh thank you
00:55:34thank you
00:55:34now that is a beautiful pen
00:55:37i never wear jewelry
00:55:39but this caught my eye
00:55:40and it was only two dollars
00:55:42sounds like a steal
00:55:43well charles would you help me with something in the house
00:55:46yeah sure i've got a few minutes
00:55:48i see you got some shoes finally
00:55:55is your husband home
00:55:56no he's dead
00:55:59two months ago yesterday
00:56:01he passed away
00:56:03i'm so sorry
00:56:05oh don't be
00:56:06he was a vegetable
00:56:08excuse me for a moment
00:56:10yes ma'am
00:56:26mister uh did you burn all these movies
00:56:30no vinnie did
00:56:31he loved comedies and old movies and anything by xavier clifton
00:56:37i just started watching the early ones
00:56:40i love young clifton
00:56:42young clifton right
00:56:45this fucking thing
00:56:47excuse my language
00:56:48my daughter got a new one and she gave me this one
00:56:51and i can't figure it out
00:56:53okay well what do you want to do with it
00:56:56i want to date on the computer
00:57:00i'm sorry
00:57:01uh why
00:57:03i want to fool around while i still got it charles
00:57:06okay
00:57:08uh you know i know that's cool
00:57:11let's see uh
00:57:14okay i can hook you up
00:57:16but i need a picture
00:57:17of you
00:57:18you know for your profile
00:57:20can i change do you have time
00:57:22i am waiting for keys
00:57:24but um
00:57:25let's do it real quick
00:57:27i'll be right back
00:57:28okay
00:57:32wow
00:57:35this
00:57:35is
00:57:37this is nice
00:57:40are we still in brooklyn
00:57:41thank you
00:57:43uh where should i go
00:57:45uh how about
00:57:47by
00:57:49that bush
00:57:50oh this one
00:57:52yeah
00:57:52why don't you put your hands out like um
00:57:55like you
00:57:55grew it
00:57:56i did
00:57:57there we go there it is right there
00:57:59oh lovely
00:58:00take a look at these
00:58:05oh god
00:58:08i'm old
00:58:09oh no no no
00:58:11yes i am
00:58:17what's wrong
00:58:17i forgot i don't have my usb cable
00:58:20your what
00:58:21you know it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer
00:58:24i mean i have one
00:58:25i'm just locked out
00:58:27oh
00:58:30hey elena
00:58:34elena
00:58:35what
00:58:36can i borrow your usb cable
00:58:41okay
00:58:42okay
00:58:45thank you very much
00:58:47we are in business now
00:58:48what are you doing
00:58:49jiles is helping me computer date
00:58:51let's see here
00:58:52uh-huh
00:58:53grab this here
00:58:54now i don't mean
00:58:56to rush this at all
00:58:57but uh
00:58:59but is this photo okay
00:59:01oh yes go ahead
00:59:03okay looking good
00:59:06okay looking good
00:59:32introduce yourself
00:59:33me neither
00:59:33me neither
00:59:34next
00:59:35could you date someone who is disorganized
00:59:39i don't think so
00:59:41vinnie used to put his dirty socks in the dishwasher
00:59:45who's vinnie?
00:59:46my husband
00:59:46oh
00:59:47don't worry
00:59:48he's dead
00:59:49yeah so
00:59:50no messy people
00:59:50no
00:59:52is jealousy good for a relationship
00:59:55seriously?
00:59:56what's wrong?
00:59:58nothing
00:59:59it's just
00:59:59you know it doesn't matter
01:00:01what's your answer?
01:00:03i say
01:00:05yes
01:00:05you do
01:00:07i think it's good to have a little fire burning
01:00:10what's eating you?
01:00:12i just think that jealousy makes everything hard
01:00:15i mean it messes things up with me and my girlfriend
01:00:17but this is your profile so
01:00:19you have a girlfriend?
01:00:21i don't know
01:00:24and last but not least
01:00:25do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
01:00:29now that's the big question isn't it?
01:00:32what do you think sweetie?
01:00:35how about you?
01:00:38you know i don't really know
01:00:40you really think jealousy is okay?
01:00:42i mean it's not a sign of
01:00:44things not working
01:00:46i always liked driving vinnie nuts
01:00:49and when he made me nuts i thought
01:00:52this means i love him
01:00:56so
01:00:58yes
01:00:58i think things happen for a reason
01:01:04is it done?
01:01:05pick three
01:01:07why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09yeah don't pick him
01:01:10okay
01:01:12okay
01:01:12uh
01:01:13him
01:01:14okay
01:01:15him
01:01:15girl
01:01:16and big kevin too
01:01:19i like his glasses
01:01:20now what?
01:01:22send a note to big kevin
01:01:23just say what?
01:01:24how about
01:01:26hi i like your glasses
01:01:27just say that
01:01:28hi i like your glasses
01:01:30okay
01:01:31boom
01:01:31oh i need a better chair though
01:01:34oh
01:01:34yeah
01:01:36thank you
01:01:37oh gosh
01:01:39yes
01:01:41thank you
01:01:42so
01:01:43tell us about your girlfriend
01:01:47ex
01:01:47ex-girlfriend
01:01:49what does she do?
01:01:51um
01:01:51she's a lawyer
01:01:52for parents who are in trouble with the state and in danger of losing their kids
01:01:57she defends them
01:01:58that's terrible
01:01:59yeah it's pretty stressful
01:02:00does this lawyer have a name?
01:02:04esha
01:02:06esha ellis winters
01:02:26switch
01:02:27what?
01:02:28yeah
01:02:31okay so you just pulled out
01:02:32yeah
01:02:33desserts
01:02:34what's saying?
01:02:35out of nowhere
01:02:35collaboration
01:02:36mm-hmm
01:02:42oh
01:02:44what?
01:02:44where did you get it from?
01:02:46did you make this?
01:02:48they say make the tart
01:02:49I make the tart
01:02:51yeah
01:02:51yeah
01:02:52yes
01:02:53what?
01:02:56wow
01:02:57all right dude
01:03:01I'm Esha
01:03:02all right don't think this is crazy
01:03:04but I have a thing about handshakes
01:03:05just follow me okay?
01:03:07okay
01:03:10Charles
01:03:13nice to meet you Esha
01:03:14nice to meet you too
01:03:18so
01:03:19what are we doing after this?
01:03:21you know let's think about
01:03:22going home
01:03:24and not eating out of the plum tart I made
01:03:28oh you don't think I brought all my tarts to this party
01:03:32you can't let them have all the goods
01:03:35well that sounds really nice
01:03:37so what happened?
01:03:39she kissed somebody else
01:03:40oh well that's not the end of the world
01:03:42oh it feels like it
01:03:45I mean should I
01:03:46should I not care?
01:03:48well of course you should care
01:03:52caring means
01:03:52she means something to you
01:03:54I think she did it because she didn't love me anymore
01:03:57why wouldn't she love you?
01:03:59because I was stuck
01:04:03because I wasn't always
01:04:05but then I just
01:04:06I just stayed put
01:04:08well
01:04:09if you went out today
01:04:12yeah
01:04:18can I play your piano?
01:04:21be my guest sweetheart
01:04:30I can play my recital piece
01:04:32oh
01:04:33well
01:04:35I can play my recital piece
01:04:36I can play my recital piece
01:04:53I can play my recital piece
01:04:54I can play my recital piece
01:04:54I can play my recital piece
01:04:54I can play my recital piece
01:04:54I can play my recital piece
01:04:55I can play my recital piece
01:04:55I can play my recital piece
01:04:55I can play my recital piece
01:04:55I can play my recital piece
01:04:57I can play my recital piece
01:04:59I can play my recital piece
01:05:00I can play my recital piece
01:06:05Oh, Elena!
01:06:06Oh, my God!
01:06:09Monster!
01:06:10Monster!
01:06:11Whoa!
01:06:12Wow!
01:06:14What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:22Oh, you're very talented.
01:06:25You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Any time you want to play, you just come over here and you can play as long as you want
01:06:34to, just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, mister, can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment, doctors report that legendary actor Gardner St. James is expected to make a full recovery
01:06:49from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. St. James spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital about his upcoming film, Drag Me Back From Hell,
01:06:57due in theaters next month.
01:06:59St. James is going to live!
01:07:03You see, everything's okay.
01:07:13Oh, boy.
01:07:15Uh, Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:17Big Kevin has written back, and he says he would love to know how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She says...
01:07:32Tell us what she says.
01:07:33It's her account, right?
01:07:35I still got it, babe.
01:07:43Mm-hmm.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:48Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was going to rain today, but we ended up being on a nice day.
01:07:53That's what I'm going to do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone going to bring in your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Miss Sarah, talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03You, uh, been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait, what'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call?
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:24They said he was wearing polka dot shops.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm going to take a look at your feet, sir.
01:08:28See, let me explain, man.
01:08:29You look at that.
01:08:30I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:33I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there.
01:08:39He's cheap.
01:08:4025% is not cheap.
01:08:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:43Hold your mind.
01:08:44Hey, wait, wait.
01:08:45Why don't you get these kids right there, man?
01:08:46That's all wonderful to me.
01:08:47I resist.
01:08:48I'm resisting.
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I live right now for my years, man.
01:08:54It's all right, folks.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:58What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous.
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:06What are you doing?
01:09:07You got a call.
01:09:09I'm not in the description of the ID.
01:09:10You got this.
01:09:11Socks.
01:09:12Socks?
01:09:13You got to move it down.
01:09:14What do you do?
01:09:15I'm not in the description of the baby down there.
01:09:19Understand, this is your call.
01:09:20Let him go.
01:09:27Sorry about the misunderstanding.
01:09:30Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:32What did you say?
01:09:33Uh-huh.
01:09:33I couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:38Yeah, I got your badge, though.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:47I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you and I.
01:09:53Okay.
01:09:54Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:57Oh.
01:09:57There's people working.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:06Hold on to that.
01:10:10Um, just...
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:22He's locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater, they're...
01:10:29They're my friends.
01:10:31This is...
01:10:32Isha.
01:10:33My, uh...
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:51The ticket...
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53It happened, um...
01:10:55Earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that is...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total myth.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:11She...
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:24Chris.
01:11:25Yeah.
01:12:18Hey, thank you for, you know,
01:12:20keeping me company today.
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:27Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe until Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what?
01:13:06Uh, uh, can you guys just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:27No, no, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey, guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay, um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do, but I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:51Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know, okay, okay, can we just wait, can
01:13:58we just wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:03Man, I heard her, okay, Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop.
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this.
01:14:10All right, Charles, Charles.
01:14:12I'm sorry.
01:14:13You know, I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um, it wasn't.
01:14:21And, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just.
01:14:29Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop.
01:14:30It's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after today, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:36Uh, I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No.
01:14:37What?
01:14:37I am already packed up.
01:14:39You're not letting him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No, just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No.
01:14:47Come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, no, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:14:59Can you?
01:15:00I can never untangle these shit, man.
01:15:03You're making no job about painting the ass here.
01:15:05You know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16This will be bad.
01:15:17Let me get out.
01:15:18Let me get out.
01:15:19You are losing it.
01:15:20Let me.
01:15:21You can't leave.
01:15:22No, listen.
01:15:23I know.
01:15:23I know.
01:15:23I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me.
01:15:26But I have to go.
01:15:28Yes, sir.
01:15:28I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive me.
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:36I get...
01:15:38I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out with you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:52I want...
01:15:58Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:02See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad?
01:16:06Yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great...
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just, uh...
01:16:13You gotta be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're...
01:16:18You're...
01:16:19You're joking, right?
01:16:23Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no.
01:16:33I just, uh...
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:42Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48I loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good in I Am Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video, and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:03Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:16I can stay.
01:17:21No.
01:17:41I...
01:17:42Am...
01:17:43Mercury.
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:17:58I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:18:01Not today.
01:18:02Not tomorrow.
01:18:03Definitely not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:17No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:24Oh.
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh...
01:18:35Coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:43I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:18:51I got a place.
01:18:52I got a place.
01:19:02I got a place.
01:19:07I got a place.
01:19:08I got a place.
01:19:09I got a place.
01:19:10I got a place.
01:19:10I got a place.
01:19:11I got a place.
01:19:12I got a place.
01:19:12I got a place.
01:19:14I got a place.
01:19:15I got a place.
01:19:19I got a place.
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