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00:00:27You
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00:01:27Just wait until everyone's at the table.
00:01:29Hey, still in camp out tonight?
00:01:30We're too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I didn't go to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that. The answer was no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's going to be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max.
00:01:41Oh, gosh. Please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So, your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:55This is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:58Yeah, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No, no, no.
00:02:12It's just trial separation.
00:02:14You're going on trial?
00:02:15No, no, no. We're just going to live apart.
00:02:16Yeah, we're not going on trial.
00:02:17No, there is no trial.
00:02:19No, we're just...
00:02:21They're getting divorced. That's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a last time.
00:02:23For forever. Just say it.
00:02:24Would you please just listen to me?
00:02:27You won't be on trial.
00:02:28Taylor gone.
00:02:29No, I don't want to try!
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor can just get up and leave again.
00:02:33Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:03Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:39I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:43All right.
00:03:44So, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:48Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:07Max!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16Stop it.
00:04:17He's coming again.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:25Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:26Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a pleat to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:49You're going to get out of your baby.
00:04:50That is enough.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God, Jimmy!
00:04:54All right, Mr. Dear.
00:04:55Eric!
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:57Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04It's a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:07Go wait in the car.
00:05:08Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put it in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:17You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32No.
00:05:32Right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:35Just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:38Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:42They can bring the clock over here.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:53Oh.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:3112-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:52Huh.
00:07:15Hi.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16Another package for you and Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:20Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:23It's on my back.
00:07:27Ew.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey.
00:07:51She just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:55Is she sick of me?
00:07:56She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:01I mean, because he's all his issues that were diagnosed by professionals, he gets to sit
00:08:05in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:07Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched?
00:08:12Not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of crap?
00:08:17Max!
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of crap.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar before we're here together, guys.
00:08:36Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:41Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh, thanks.
00:08:48I'm sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:02My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04I would never sue you, Jen.
00:09:05Never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:09Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:11No, no, no.
00:09:11I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's place.
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24The kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have a trick?
00:09:30You don't.
00:09:31Oh, don't.
00:09:33Yes, you have a family.
00:09:35Taylor.
00:09:43Taylor?
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:56Oh, Taylor, did you just, did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:05Oh, wow, you fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment. I've got to go.
00:10:20If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:36I saw him this morning. Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that. I went to the basement.
00:10:47It's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering because when I went down to the...
00:10:55Hello. Let's save some of that space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:00Oh, what is this?
00:11:01Hi.
00:11:02What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mmm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you going to communicate this to the three of them, that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:21Well, we don't know. That's... that's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:24Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:31That's... that's why we're here.
00:11:33Great.
00:11:34Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:36Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:38Sure.
00:11:39I'm just tired of...
00:11:41Mm-hmm.
00:11:41Of... it all.
00:11:42The...
00:11:42distrust, the...
00:11:46disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So here's what we'll do.
00:11:57Okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew!
00:12:04Shhh.
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:07We don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:21You could schedule a test from Quest.
00:12:23Right at your home.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:28Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:51But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:56His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes.
00:13:07My gosh.
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:10Who recommended him?
00:13:12In your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:19I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:27Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:58Hey.
00:13:59I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:06And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather share with than you.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but...
00:14:31I care for you.
00:14:33While I might not know too much about your personal life,
00:14:35I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:38Now, come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:45Are you okay?
00:14:47No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:52You feel it too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, no.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04Here.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:09EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:17Speak to me!
00:15:18Found it.
00:15:20It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:22Woo!
00:15:24Okay.
00:15:25Let's kill us.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:31Oh, God.
00:15:36Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:46Uh-huh.
00:15:49Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:01I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:13Sorry.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Oh, sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:25When did you ask him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow.
00:16:30That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:44Mom?
00:16:44Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:45I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:50What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:11What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:33Thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident that we're doing the right thing, and then...
00:17:48Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:52Jan.
00:17:54Come on, we...
00:17:56Listen, we can wait, okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell him tonight.
00:18:02All right?
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What? Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Really?
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:14It bulged it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction, so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:23You did this?
00:18:24You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:31You must have freaked.
00:18:32Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:41Who?
00:18:41Yeah, he's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands, and...
00:18:49Well, that's it.
00:18:50So...
00:18:51Oh, my God.
00:18:56No, my God.
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:08I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12everyone's gonna be there. Not everyone. Shut up, Ma. Guys, everybody stop fighting, please. Taylor's
00:19:17having dinner with us? So your dad and I, um, we wanted to talk to the three of you, all
00:19:24in the
00:19:25same place, um, about something really important. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is important. I already said
00:19:31that. I know. Okay, so anyway, you're, Taylor, um, Taylor, I haven't even. Hey, we're not done
00:19:37talking here. Taylor, sweetie. Taylor.
00:20:31Oh, my God.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:52Help! Mom, he's doing it again! Max, stop. Stop. Mom, he's doing it again. Make him stop.
00:21:06Listen up. This is important. We need everyone at dinner. Seriously? Tonight? Okay. All right,
00:21:16honey, I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities and just bribe you. What will it take to get
00:21:21you at dinner, huh? Why are you doing this to me? Uh, it's not. It's just tonight, honey,
00:21:27okay? Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob. Till 10.30 at night. 11. 11.30? I told
00:21:35you, I don't even want to go out with him. It doesn't have to be Jacob. It could be any
00:21:39of the Old Testament prophets. I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies and
00:21:45abstinence pamphlets. Thank you. Whatever. I mean it. Not just for this, for everything.
00:21:54I... We never have to worry about you. You've never been able to worry about me. There's
00:22:02a difference.
00:22:26There's a difference.
00:22:31Um... I have to tell you something, Jacob. I can't go to Jamie's party anymore. My parents
00:22:38need me a dinner. Uh... Hannah. I bought these. An entire box. Very optimistic. Let's just do
00:22:47it in my place. Right now. You have a death metal bedspread. And little planes hanging above
00:22:52your bed. Okay, they're Jedi starfighters. Oh my god. This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01Guess I looked out then.
00:23:26What's this about you not going to Jamie's party? Oh, my parents, they want me to have
00:23:30some dinner. Hey, uh... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:23:38I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:23:40I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:24:00I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:24:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:24:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...
00:24:01I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I
00:24:19Hey, are you okay?
00:24:24Yeah, you know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:45You know, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:50That'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of the Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could do that or something else or just, you know, that.
00:25:01Are you?
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:02Asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:05Maybe.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:17Um, well, so yeah, it's, it's the night.
00:25:19So, I can't.
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:25Emma, your, your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:31Oh, my God.
00:25:36Go.
00:25:36Go, go.
00:25:37Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:25:53Mom.
00:25:56Mom?
00:25:57Mom!
00:25:58Dad!
00:26:01Dad!
00:26:02Taylor, is mom here?
00:26:09you promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore hello emma i'm speaking to you as a
00:26:14british pop star so you'll pay closer attention i can't believe this i thought there was an
00:26:18emergency there is an emergency at dinner mom and dad will separate i need your help to keep them
00:26:30together that's what this dinner is about i mean i knew they were having problems but mom said they
00:26:37were working them out how do you know this the clock can turn back time up to 12 hours what
00:26:47come on i
00:26:50found out when i fixed it the first day came that's today it came this morning this is the 23rd
00:26:58version
00:26:58of today which is how i know that mom and dad are splitting up at the end of it and
00:27:03how i know the
00:27:03next words you're going to say this is stupid yeah of course you knew that this is stupid um how
00:27:11about
00:27:11this blueberry buttercup fatty pickles
00:27:41i think i know how to stop mom
00:27:43mom but i need your help with dad they're making a big mistake
00:27:48how do you know it's a mistake i mean better now than later spoiler alert love sucks it never lasts
00:27:59jacob's an idiot mom and dad are different
00:28:22oh god you're done barfing right because i just cleaned my car
00:28:27yeah oh we're off to a flying start
00:28:41pull over here
00:28:54sorry we haven't spent much time together lately
00:29:00we don't really talk much anymore do we i know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking
00:29:07but you can talk right you just don't want to
00:29:16look i don't blame you most of what people say is really stupid i just wonder if
00:29:26taylor where are you going
00:29:29taylor what are you doing
00:29:48what did you do to my car you didn't see him
00:29:56but that was the easy part now is where i need your help
00:30:07look at him no wonder they're in trouble
00:30:11mom's beautiful and he's a mess it's like he's not even trying anymore
00:30:16and he's smoking again he's such a loser how is that our dad it's all we have to work with
00:30:22yeah i know
00:30:26i have an idea but we need money taylor is that real
00:30:34how did you get it the stock market
00:30:38is that totally ethical
00:30:43it's for a good cause right okay so you're gonna say to him
00:30:45it's a promotion and we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office and it's your turn
00:30:49i don't like lying
00:30:54how short do you want it
00:31:00we have 60 seconds
00:31:01this is absolutely necessary
00:31:06so
00:31:17so
00:31:19so
00:31:41No. Oh, my God.
00:31:43Oh, no.
00:31:46Um...
00:32:03Do you notice his haircut, at least?
00:32:15Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're going somewhere together. This is great.
00:32:19I've never gotten them this far.
00:32:33This is huge. They went home together. We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:56I know...
00:32:59I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:05I guess...
00:33:09I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is, I can't imagine Mom and Dad apart.
00:33:33Oh, crap. Mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom... Mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55What was that weird guy with Mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car. I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:06Mom, please. I'll explain later.
00:34:10Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen. It can save someone's life.
00:34:22God, you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:28Oh, God, not my window!
00:34:30Right there!
00:34:31Oh, God. I found it.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37I'm putting it there. I'm putting it there.
00:34:39Let's do it!
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing Mom's new brand girlfriend isn't gonna solve anything.
00:34:49She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Mini Martin 5 favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah.
00:35:01Yeah, I know. I'm on my way.
00:35:02No tomorrow!
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street.
00:35:07Bye!
00:35:08It's showtime.
00:35:10Hey, Siri. Call Dylan.
00:35:17Go, Dylan. Go.
00:35:23Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace, day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time.
00:35:31Out! Out! Brief candle!
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot, filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died, but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate, and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:48See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way, and change today.
00:36:00It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh, my God. It was so much better than okay. You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay. And what was that part at the end? That wasn't in the play.
00:36:07I wrote it. Took it the occasion.
00:36:10Wow, you're really good.
00:36:15Um...
00:36:17Thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:20I...
00:36:21Um...
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:30Tomorrow...
00:36:31Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and...
00:36:34Move it!
00:36:42Hey, Mom.
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid.
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh. Weird.
00:36:48Oh, yeah. I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry. I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street.
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody. It would leave it there.
00:36:58Hmm. Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:01Hey! Everybody?
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon. Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:10Looks good, right?
00:37:12Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, about something important.
00:37:17But we're not gonna do that tonight. Instead, we're just gonna have a nice family dinner, alright?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:22Dig in.
00:37:24I'm gonna have a nice...
00:37:25Thank you very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:33I knew it. I knew his face. I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:42Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class, and he just followed me around a supermarket doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:50Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird. Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:38:00It was my idea.
00:38:04I thought that it would change your plans, and it did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With Dad.
00:38:15To get divorced.
00:38:17No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:24We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks before you went to his car and pulled
00:38:30down his pants?
00:38:31Emma!
00:38:32Emma!
00:38:33What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:37We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had an allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:41You hate needles.
00:38:42Mmm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No.
00:38:54No.
00:38:54Emma!
00:38:55Emma!
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma!
00:38:58Wait, sweetie, guys...
00:39:04Piece of shit!
00:39:06Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08We're going to go...
00:39:10We're going to go...
00:39:33oh well at least i won't have to get used to sleeping alone i wouldn't go there if i were
00:39:39you
00:39:42so
00:39:45we're doing it tonight where will you stay i don't really know dan has an extra room
00:39:54dan this place is disgusting i don't suppose you want to move out don't put it on me
00:40:12max
00:40:12max
00:40:15hey max
00:40:17we won i'm rocking out
00:40:18go rock out in your own room with your own headphones nobody wants to hear this
00:40:23that's not true
00:40:24and leave your sister alone why are you always annoying her see this space stay away
00:40:30so you're gonna tell taylor about dinner then you're gonna talk to max and em
00:40:35guys mom and i need everyone at
00:40:38dinner
00:40:40it looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage
00:40:43what does it matter it doesn't work it's kind of creepy
00:40:46it's got these scuff marks all over it could scratch up here
00:40:50looks like the minute hand's missing you guys didn't drop it did you not yet
00:40:54take it out of the basement taylor and i think we can fix it
00:40:58it's got these scuff marks and i think we can fix it and i think we can fix it and
00:41:13i think we can fix it
00:41:16taylor are you
00:41:30wow
00:41:32that's incredible
00:41:35Don't touch it. It's very fragile.
00:41:39Oh, right. Of course.
00:41:44Amazing. There's a package here for President Obama himself.
00:41:51Wow. Well, that is amazing.
00:41:55Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:58Taylor, were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because, you know, we've talked to you about listening before.
00:42:08Well, that is amazing.
00:42:10Promise me you'll never leave us.
00:42:21Oh, God. I love you and your sister, your brother so much.
00:42:27I never wanted...
00:42:30Well, that is amazing.
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:42:38No matter what happens.
00:42:42I love you.
00:42:44And your brother and sister very much.
00:42:47Fistbone?
00:42:51All right.
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:58Forgot my coat.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:07Hey, Eric.
00:43:09Charlie.
00:43:11Do you have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Yeah, okay. Never mind.
00:43:26Hey, Devin.
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D, but I got some not-so-great news about your apartment.
00:43:32Apparently, Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier, offered a bunch of
00:43:36cash, and they gave it to him.
00:43:37Not cool.
00:43:38What? What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it. I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool.
00:43:43No, no, no. Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love. I could show
00:43:48it to you this afternoon.
00:43:50Great.
00:43:50Okay. Well, then, let's go.
00:43:55I'm going to have misgivics. It's part of the process. Here.
00:43:57Oh, thanks, Bill.
00:44:00How's Devin? Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah. He's a real go-getter.
00:44:05Yeah. I don't know what I would have done without him in my divorces.
00:44:08Got to have a bachelor pad. Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin. Your son.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah. No, he's great. I think our relationship's probably...
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever going to be, you know?
00:44:25Uh-huh.
00:44:27I'm going to go get a latte.
00:44:28Yeah. Grab me one, too.
00:44:32Hey, Dad.
00:44:33Oh, God. Oh.
00:44:35This is for a friend. Terrible habit. I should... He should quit.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Why aren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it.
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend.
00:44:45Fair enough. What can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used.
00:44:51These?
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:52They're brand new.
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit, which I'm willing to keep a secret.
00:44:58If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover.
00:45:02What? Me? No. What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad.
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here, but...
00:45:12Trust me.
00:45:14You need one.
00:45:17Desperately.
00:45:20Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure. You look amazing, Dad.
00:45:23I don't feel like myself, honestly.
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident.
00:45:26But when you see, Mom, please tell her this was your idea.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:28Okay? I had nothing to do with it.
00:45:30You did it for her.
00:45:31No, no, no, no. Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
00:45:35No, you'll be fine. It's fine.
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43I decided to change my look.
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:48No, I did it all for you.
00:45:50I don't believe that.
00:45:52Emma told me to say that.
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover.
00:45:58Emma?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59Wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled.
00:46:05That's weird.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg.
00:46:09Weirdest day I've ever experienced.
00:46:11Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:17What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know. Let's find out.
00:46:21Let's find out together.
00:46:22Come on in.
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good. How are you?
00:46:26I'm great.
00:46:28She's great.
00:46:32So, um...
00:46:34Sorry, family emergency.
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight.
00:46:37Mm, mm-hmm.
00:46:39I hear that.
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner, and that's what we've spoken about.
00:46:50Feel us a little soon.
00:46:51Best not to rush into things.
00:46:53I'm sorry, did something change?
00:46:55Because last week you were...
00:46:56Last week was so last week, am I right?
00:46:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth.
00:47:01Just trying things.
00:47:02But this week, I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people.
00:47:07Great people who can either, hey, stay together, or make the same mistakes with less great people.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:14Just spitballing air.
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:17Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice.
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind.
00:47:26True. I don't even know what I'm doing. There's nothing there. There's nothing there.
00:47:32There's nothing there.
00:47:34I know what I'm doing. I'm keeping you two from burning it all down. What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire. Cooling you off. Cool off.
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal for the deals.
00:47:47Oh, you just have a great last name.
00:47:50I don't like my last name, but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers.
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him.
00:47:56I'm okay.
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03It's so unprofessional.
00:48:05Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill. Bill from your work.
00:48:09You're right. It was.
00:48:11A hundred percent. And by the way, you have lost like ten years.
00:48:15This haircut is so cute.
00:48:17Oh.
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house.
00:48:24Take a nap.
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28Oh, we're still married.
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to.
00:48:34Eric!
00:48:35Eric!
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up.
00:48:58No wonder half the country's divorced.
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it.
00:49:13Entropy.
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24You ever think there...
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing.
00:49:38Nothing.
00:49:44Are you all right?
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47Fine.
00:49:51Ugh.
00:49:53I gotta make a work call.
00:49:55I got a new private.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:56Lucky guy.
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess.
00:50:01I'll leave you in private.
00:50:03So you make your call.
00:50:05Private.
00:50:08Now, as you can see, everything is up to the minute, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
00:50:12Everything that the modern, hot, single man, especially with this look, could ask for.
00:50:16Okay, okay.
00:50:17And I want to be clear about this.
00:50:18This place is available immediately.
00:50:20Oh, yeah!
00:50:21It's all yours.
00:50:22No worries.
00:50:23And wait till the new hookup see this place.
00:50:24I'm talking muy, enthusiastic consent, hombre.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:29And most of the residents are single, so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids.
00:50:33Oh, right, right this way.
00:50:36All right, here we go.
00:50:40And you are going to love this place, okay?
00:50:46Oh, it gets a little malfunction-y.
00:50:49Okay, hold on, let's do a look.
00:50:51Here we go.
00:50:53Welcome to your new bachelor...
00:50:56Oh, my Lord.
00:51:01It was perfect this morning.
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
00:51:05We'll get this fixed up and have to do this.
00:51:13What am I doing?
00:51:19I guess so.
00:51:21Oh, God, I forgot about that yet.
00:51:24Who would put it there?
00:51:25Maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two...
00:51:31What?
00:51:33Never mind.
00:51:36Honey, can we talk?
00:51:38Who came up with the idea of a deadline?
00:51:40Maybe we, you know, could do it next week or a couple of weeks or the first of the month.
00:51:46But you've talked about being in limbo.
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51You know that's not what I want.
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out, isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:06I know I haven't been fully present for a while.
00:52:13But you know, ever since Taylor was born, I'm like a ghost in this house.
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar.
00:52:24I just...
00:52:26I have three kids.
00:52:27We have three kids, Jim.
00:52:29So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me.
00:52:36Especially with Taylor.
00:52:38I could never reach him.
00:52:39At all.
00:52:40And I could never reach you.
00:52:43I just...
00:52:44I don't know.
00:52:45Just checked out.
00:52:46Like I've had one foot out the door for months.
00:52:49But today, something changed.
00:52:51Really.
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without my family.
00:52:59Without my kids.
00:53:02Without you.
00:53:03How do I know you won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow?
00:53:10I'm right here.
00:53:12Fully committed.
00:53:16And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will.
00:53:28Oh, Emma.
00:53:29You can go to your party.
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:39I'm not going.
00:53:40I'm just...
00:53:42happy.
00:53:43You know, to have the option.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:54Okay.
00:54:02Okay.
00:54:04I don't know.
00:54:31You know, my grandfather always said the clock can help you now and then.
00:54:35It was always broken.
00:54:37You can never figure out the gears or the movements, but look at that.
00:54:42Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless a force acts to make it stop.
00:54:47Otherwise, it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward.
00:54:53Great-grandfather would be very proud of you, too.
00:54:56Text from your realer?
00:54:57Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:55:00Oh, oh, oh, no, wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this for one of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:03This is a miscommunication.
00:55:05This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:55:07You were going to stay at dance.
00:55:08You said dance was gross.
00:55:09I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:12Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14Just a lonely bachelor pad.
00:55:16There's no bachelor pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:21And you know what?
00:55:22It's lucky for you, you have a pet suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it!
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:36Should I do the honors?
00:55:45Does he look tired to you?
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:44How'd you know that was gonna happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:52Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:59Whoa.
00:58:00It really works.
00:58:02You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10Turn back the clock.
00:58:12He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:17This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:22Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:30Pay attention, Max.
00:58:32The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be our last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:40They're my mom and Dad, too.
00:58:48It's so obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed this and not Mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:57Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:01What are you doing down here?
00:59:03I'm going to drive Max to school today.
00:59:04So, you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school?
00:59:06But we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:14It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:19Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:36We made $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that like drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:40We knew which socks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into them.
00:59:45Forget Mom and Dad.
00:59:45Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
01:00:03Hey, Mom.
01:00:04Hey, Mom.
01:00:04Get in me now.
01:00:04Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max?
01:00:08What are you...
01:00:09Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro?
01:00:11Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait.
01:00:14Don't be rude.
01:00:15All right.
01:00:16Please leave now.
01:00:17I'm so sorry.
01:00:18No, it's cool.
01:00:19It's cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later?
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with Dad.
01:00:26How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which
01:00:34I'm not into, but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:36Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:41beignets.
01:00:42What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet?
01:00:43It's like a donut?
01:00:44They don't have a hole in it?
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:51We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and...
01:00:53Oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:55That first bite.
01:00:57They were so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy, because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new, and it was
01:01:12so exciting, and it was just like, the city, your dad, life, it was just, it was packed
01:01:23into this one magical moment.
01:01:25Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:37Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:46Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I have to go.
01:01:48Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hopeless.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:14Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:23Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called and he wanted your apartment for his L.A. P. de Tire.
01:02:42The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:46You can see it right now.
01:02:47Oh, no.
01:02:48Oh, no.
01:02:53Oh, no.
01:02:58Oh, no.
01:03:04Oh, no.
01:03:26We gotta go, Dad's gonna be here, Sam.
01:03:28Really?
01:03:28Not now.
01:03:29This is so fun.
01:03:39I don't want this day to end.
01:03:41Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:03:46Okay.
01:04:00Okay.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:19What the hell? What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:23The whole place is trashed.
01:04:25In position. Make the call.
01:04:27Good job, Max. We'll finish everything at home. You know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line. It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:44Is this Devin?
01:04:44Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:48I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, Malia.
01:04:55Max me in the base. Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:04According to finderphone, you stole...
01:05:08You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09It's not mine, Taylor's fault.
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:05:15Oh.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:18This is amazing.
01:05:26Did you?
01:05:27I did not.
01:05:28I...
01:05:29I swear.
01:05:31Wow.
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:37That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:41It was.
01:05:43This is unusual.
01:05:45Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:51I think we should.
01:05:53We're gonna have two beignets.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:04All right.
01:06:05Here you guys go.
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:10They're just as good as they were back then.
01:06:12When I've done, I was too terrified to even eat.
01:06:14I was afraid you were gonna slap me when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:17I would have kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would have kissed you hello.
01:06:22Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:34It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:50This is fantastic.
01:07:05I want to stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:10I want you to stay too.
01:07:12I want you to stay too.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother.
01:07:32Unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now.
01:07:35Oh, so, uh, thank you for bringing him back, but I'll just take it from here.
01:07:40Well, what's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Cliff, though.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:50Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:56Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:01Friend?
01:08:01Or how do you know my wife?
01:08:04Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:05I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How are you doing?
01:08:10All right.
01:08:11Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Ainsworth.
01:08:16I'm Eric's realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:19It is Red Bee.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just gonna get going.
01:08:24You wanna go with him?
01:08:25Beignets, anyone.
01:08:26Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:27Can they turn this off?
01:08:28You've got to turn it back.
01:08:29Make this right.
01:08:29Don't turn it back.
01:08:30I mean, who are you?
01:08:31No, no, no.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer.
01:08:38Hold on.
01:08:40Um...
01:08:40Not phone.
01:08:40Nice.
01:08:42Great sectional and a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today
01:08:48is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:52Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:55No, we do not want to go to dinner
01:08:56because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up,
01:09:05Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this.
01:09:28Hands up!
01:09:29Max, that's some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:32Ha-ha-ha!
01:09:33Yes, yes.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:37The best thing to do is keep him calm. No surprises or trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:47I think we're going to need a second opinion.
01:09:49This is a real emergency.
01:09:51Are you kidding? Nobody believes you.
01:09:54God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:10:03Why would thieves only steal the dining room table?
01:10:07Why not jewelry?
01:10:09Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you all in the same place about
01:10:13something important.
01:10:14This is important.
01:10:16No excuses. We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep. All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI! Nobody moved!
01:10:35So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:38Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though. It was like they already knew.
01:10:42Can I even...
01:10:43Hey! Hey!
01:10:44Hey!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:48Get back here!
01:10:50All right, all right.
01:10:52I get the stage rackin'.
01:10:53Should I get major backin'?
01:10:54I do it for the people.
01:10:56Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news?
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh, honey!
01:11:04That's amazing!
01:11:05Congratulations!
01:11:05Ellen!
01:11:06Um, there's just one condition.
01:11:08The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theater and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:36I think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock.
01:11:43We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44We don't do anything.
01:11:45They're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back.
01:11:57Whoa!
01:11:57No, you're not.
01:11:58Stop.
01:11:59Don't stop talking, Ella.
01:12:00Oh, my God!
01:12:01Not until we try everything.
01:12:02We have to try everything.
01:12:03You're gonna waste a day.
01:12:05It's over.
01:12:05I'm doing it now!
01:12:06No, you're not!
01:12:10Oh, God.
01:12:13Guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault.
01:12:16Of course it is.
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around.
01:12:20Why I always avoid you.
01:12:22You screw up everything.
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything.
01:12:26You can't!
01:12:27You're a fucking catastrophe!
01:12:29You're a fucking catastrophe!
01:12:30Both of you!
01:12:30Don't pick on him!
01:12:33Shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:43Wildfire rolling in, I'll never get this chance again.
01:12:50There's rumble thunder coming round.
01:12:54Rising from the empty ground.
01:12:59Undercover, farthest floor.
01:13:02I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:07I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:07I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:10I'm moving high above it all.
01:13:22You're a touch in love to bring me up.
01:13:40I'm not turning it down!
01:13:42Uh, no, I...
01:13:44I actually want to collaborate.
01:13:46If you're still talking to me.
01:13:48I'm sorry.
01:13:51Back and back, I'm breaking sound.
01:13:53I'm all right.
01:13:55Cool.
01:13:56What do you have?
01:13:57All right.
01:13:58I'll write what we can say.
01:13:59For the music part, I'll let you take that over.
01:14:03I can't.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:05I could say, you know, that they can't have each other even though, you know, they deserve each other.
01:14:11Max, this is so good.
01:14:12It's like when pop songs are like really a beat, but then you listen to the lyrics.
01:14:17And we're going to need the decorations, right?
01:14:18We have time enough to get to the stage.
01:14:20Tell me if I can't have each other.
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:22I mean...
01:14:22Just bring me up.
01:14:26Don't break my fall.
01:14:30Don't lose it all.
01:14:34One touch.
01:14:36Give me up.
01:14:38Just bring me up.
01:14:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:46Just bring me up.
01:14:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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01:15:08Hello?
01:15:09Hey, Mom. Hey. Take a seat.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:16Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad, take a seat.
01:15:25All right.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple, Jan and Derek,
01:15:36who have everything except for each other.
01:15:42By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:51Father and mother can't be together.
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say,
01:16:02You just can't change today.
01:16:05Dad just can't change today.
01:16:07No way!
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything,
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