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Sex Education Enemy Step Brother
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00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00We're gonna go.
01:03Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:09Now, let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:17Let's go!
01:19Let's go.
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:21Woo!
02:22Woo!
02:28That's too bad!
02:32Woo!
02:38Woo!
02:39Woo!
02:39No, I-I-I, uh...
02:40I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:02come on let's go
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams
03:18as if
03:24what
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone
03:31babe
03:33better I don't just think I'm better
03:36I am better
03:38didn't you see the rankings
03:40I'm the popular queen
03:42and you
03:43you're the undateable nerd
03:47Petty it's fine they're just being rude
03:50let's go
03:51what did you say
04:08just because you're about it
04:09whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school
04:13don't you forget it
04:14you're nothing but a last piece
04:17what is that
04:27no that's it
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS
04:33what are you gonna do
04:39I'm gonna change
04:42yeah
04:43I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them
04:51but what are you gonna do
04:58first is dating one of the boys at the top
05:02who's your target
05:07which one's your target
05:08at least not Connor
05:10no not Connor
05:15but Brad's sweet to everyone
05:21that's it
05:22Brad's my target
05:24I'm so excited
05:25so what's your plan
05:27first step
05:29sexy photo
05:30right
05:31got it
05:32okay so you take the sexy pic
05:34and I'll get Brad's number
05:36okay
05:40okay tell me if this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect
05:44it's perfect
05:45are you sure
05:45yes yes
05:46okay
05:48ready
05:49yes
05:51go
05:54oh my god
05:55oh my god
05:55at least it's time
06:20is that him
06:23what do you say
06:24what do you say
06:27mysterious
06:28what's next
06:31you'll find out
06:34if you
06:36if
06:37you
06:39what do I say next
06:42I have the highest GPA
06:43and I don't even know how to send a text
06:44maybe
06:46if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:12Brad said yes
07:13oh my gosh
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once I land this date with Brad
07:20I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:23she's done
07:34check this out
07:35the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings
07:38she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:43do
07:43no
07:45for real though I'm kind of curious
07:47how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get
07:50look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god
07:54oh the glasses
07:55the grandma
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck
07:58oh my eyes
07:59oh
08:00oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11what the hell did you say
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass
08:17but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20no no no
08:20that was an accident
08:22okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway
08:25okay on the field
08:26you only see the end zone
08:28not the risk
08:28and now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33you're really going to start some shit over some nerd
08:36have you lost your mind
08:38it's not about her
08:39it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry I almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa
08:58let's not ruin tonight
09:00we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda
09:16Darlene
09:17oh
09:19Tessa
09:20hi
09:20welcome home
09:22I'll send you down to anything
09:35you
09:39you
09:43you know each other already
09:46well excellent
09:48yeah
09:50yeah
09:50yeah practically everyone knows
09:52Connor Bond
09:53he's like
09:54famous at school or something
09:57yeah
09:57right back at you Tessa
10:00you've made
10:01quite
10:02the impression at school
10:03did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him
10:11fantastic
10:13I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends
10:18classmates
10:21you're family
10:23isn't that fun
10:25what?
10:27she's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what?
10:39and uh
10:40make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury
10:44landed him in the ICU
10:45okay
10:46dad
10:46no one needs to know all that
10:48that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:52think of it as uh
10:53supervision
10:59we're not seriously doing that
11:01are we?
11:07yes
11:08Mr. Bond
11:10I will
11:10take
11:11great care of my new
11:15stepbrother
11:28oh my god
11:30there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:44but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:50and you're officially
11:51the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait
11:56what?
12:00stop
12:01what are you guys doing?
12:02stop
12:02let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:11long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get
12:14that thanks
12:15enjoy it while it last
12:16okay
12:17that's not true
12:18okay
12:18you know what
12:19I actually have a date
12:20with Brad Dawson
12:23oh
12:24what?
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36since when did Brad go for awful wreck?
12:44dream day
12:45fall fast
12:46crash heart
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:08are you stalking me?
13:11what?
13:12no
13:12no
13:13what are you talking about?
13:19pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23what game are you trying to play?
13:26no
13:26no no no no
13:27I sent that to Brad
13:29wait why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by the stanch of your V-card?
13:53I see
13:55you and Kelly are trying to set me up
13:57aren't you?
14:08oh
14:09oh
14:09oh my god
14:11oh my god
14:11oh
14:12I find everywhere
14:12no way
14:14oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:18oh my god
14:20oh no no no
14:21this can't be happening
14:22Hey, Quinn, I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor, Vaughn, I hate you.
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:17You asshole.
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training.
16:01And you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Undert is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay.
16:38Okay.
16:38First things first.
16:40Okay.
17:03First things first.
17:04go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad,
17:09you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to, go to.
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor.
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God, but is he going to kiss me?
18:12I'll do that.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14I'll do that, too.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:17I'll do that.
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