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00:12I see a lot of guests on her arrow.
00:14Herrero.
00:15Luis, that's three times now.
00:16You wanted me to work on my Spanish.
00:17You know, while you were fighting crime.
00:19El crimón.
00:20El crimen.
00:21Do you think maybe you could talk about this later?
00:23We have a president to save.
00:24El presidente.
00:27It doesn't make any sense.
00:28Elizabeth Z wants to kill the president of the country to ranch in front of all these important people.
00:33Una hacienda.
00:33It's not that bad an idea.
00:35Throw a party in his honor and open the trap door.
00:37La fiesta.
00:38Wow, super discreet.
00:39Why not the theater while we're at it?
00:43No Spanish for that one?
00:44Not right now.
00:45I can be a pain and unpredictable.
00:47Anyway, we gotta get moving.
00:49So I'll infiltrate.
00:50Find Lincoln and get him out.
00:51You still think you can infiltrate alone?
00:53Yeah, well I can't go with you.
00:54A fancy party's too risky.
00:55Yeah, I'll be recognized.
00:56No, because of the flies.
00:59You could infiltrate the barn.
01:01Because you smell.
01:02You smell like a horse.
01:04Well, I don't smell like a horse.
01:08That's not the point anyway.
01:09As long as Z and her goons are gonna be there, so will I.
01:11Oh, fuck me.
01:12Louise.
01:13Sorry, fudge me.
01:14I figured out how we'll go in.
01:16Two oldies, one young'un, who are always bickering.
01:19We're gonna pass for a family.
01:22No, we won't.
01:23Oh gosh, whatever, Louise.
01:24I'll think of something.
01:25Give me a second.
01:25No, I'll think of something.
01:26Yeah, of course you will.
01:27Wait, what is that even supposed to mean?
01:29I don't know.
01:30Maybe they...
01:30Perfect!
01:32That's the energy right there.
01:49Wow, that was quite a headbutt you gave him.
01:51I was gonna scream.
01:52Do you do that a lot?
01:54Only if no one's looking.
01:56Yeah, we need to be an example.
02:01Let's go.
02:11This is gonna be risky.
02:13What is?
02:14The mission or your outfit?
02:15Oh, shut up.
02:17Sure, Pa.
02:37We need to find an assassin in here, and a president.
02:39It'll be tense if there's a shoot-on.
02:41I have to stash my colts under this thing.
02:46If the killer's hiding among the guards of the gunmen, they'll give us some options.
02:50In this room, we've got Winchesters, Schofield, Peacemaker, and there's a...
02:55Lincoln's security's not here.
02:56He must be on the second floor.
02:57I'm trying to scrutinize here.
02:58Let me finish, would you?
02:58We can co-scrutinize now.
02:59No.
03:00It tangles up the deductions.
03:02You really can't work when there's two of us.
03:03There's three.
03:04Two plus one.
03:05Thanks.
03:06Thanks.
03:21You still trying to scrutinize?
03:25Oh, no.
03:27He's dying.
03:29Pepper.
03:32Well, now we know the dangers in the buffet.
03:35Good job, pro.
03:36And speaking of pros, we need to find a cover.
03:42On the handkerchief, it says we're the Bells.
03:44Bell.
03:45Hang on.
03:48As in Gabe Bell?
03:50He's on the list.
03:52He's in the conspiracy.
03:56On the board over there.
03:57They've got the names Emmett Clayton, the oil magnate, and Clara Brown of William Brown Banks.
04:01They're also on the list.
04:12So the entire first half of the list is here.
04:14And the other half can't be far.
04:17So we're surrounded.
04:19Basically, we invited a turkey to Thanksgiving.
04:21Lincoln is the turkey.
04:23On Thanksgiving, because he's going to get killed.
04:25Oh, yeah, I know what a metaphor is.
04:27The last person we meet is...
04:45Oh, we have new guests I haven't shaken hands with.
04:51Stay right there.
04:52Stay right there.
04:53Relax and smile.
04:54We're the Bells.
04:55And what if he actually knows the Bells?
04:59Howard Finlay of the Finlay Railroad Company.
05:02And you are?
05:04David.
05:07Bell.
05:09Mr. Bell, of course.
05:10How did I not guess?
05:11And obviously, you are a...
05:14He's on the...
05:14Wonderful.
05:16It's a pleasure to meet you.
05:17Anyway, it's an honor to finally put a face to one of the biggest donors of our cause.
05:23Now, without further ado, allow me, sir, to present our wonderful leader.
05:28Mrs. Z.
05:33Mrs. Z, governor of New Mexico.
05:41Mr. Bell, and his lovely daughter.
05:44Pleasure to meet you.
05:53Do you work with horses?
05:55No, uh, newspapers.
05:57The Bells are the owners of the Borderland Herald.
06:00Ah, sorry.
06:02Your, uh, perfume threw me for a second.
06:10Isn't she adorable?
06:12And if I remember correctly, they're from Galveston, is that right?
06:17Exactly.
06:17Just like you, Mrs. Governor.
06:20That's why your family looks so familiar.
06:25I'm sure I must know who your mother is.
06:26Oh, yes.
06:29Oh, no, that'd be impossible.
06:31We're not from the Galveston, uh, in Texas, but, uh, Galveston, uh, in England.
06:38Your visitors from the old world.
06:40Marvelous.
06:43Marvelous.
06:44Yes.
06:49Excuse me.
06:56Funny manners, your daughter.
06:58A British education, I imagine.
07:01Please forgive her.
07:03Missing the old world.
07:04Yes, well, aren't we all?
07:23We have to stop her and find out what's going on here.
07:32Where's that waiter going?
07:37Champagne on his tray.
07:39I guess there's someone important.
07:40Lincoln.
07:43Find Louise.
07:44I'll follow him upstairs.
07:47I'll follow him upstairs.
08:15Luke.
08:17Billy?
08:20Are you getting me out of here?
08:22What?
08:24I know. I know.
08:26I left and I shouldn't have.
08:28But I couldn't stand being ignored by everyone anymore.
08:30Even the wanted.
08:32Except you.
08:34You. You're here.
08:36You're saving me. Again.
08:38Luke, you're amazing.
08:40You're a mover, and you shine, and you even change your wardrobe.
08:43Billy, Billy, Billy. Please, there's no time for that.
08:45Now tell me in as few words as possible.
08:47What are you doing here?
08:49I was in trouble.
08:51I saw this job post, and they hired me here as a waiter.
08:54Super. So concise.
08:56Have you seen anyone who looks like the President of the United States?
09:00Uh, no.
09:03You're not here for me, are you?
09:04Billy, concentrate.
09:06Fuck.
09:07You come to see me at the place where I work.
09:10All for you to say that you don't want to see me?
09:12I didn't even know you'd be here.
09:13Why worse? Just say you don't give a shit about me.
09:15Obviously.
09:16No, no, no. I mean, given the context of this conspiracy.
09:19Obviously.
09:20Gotcha.
09:21At least it's clear.
09:22Billy.
09:23Don't worry.
09:24I'll just get back to work.
09:25For Don Herrero.
09:27At least that man, he wants me.
09:31Oh, wait.
09:32That's...
09:32That's your Don Herrero?
09:35Yeah.
09:37Oh, no.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, my God.
10:01It's okay.
10:02It's...
10:03The Petit Four.
10:06They're spicy.
10:14It's gonna be okay.
10:16She's gonna pay for Tucum.
10:18I promise you, sweetie.
10:26Something's going on.
10:29The people on the list are leaving.
10:38You're Herrero?
10:40His name isn't actually Herrero.
10:41It's Smith.
10:42Dean Smith.
10:43A super rich guy who went crazy and thought he'd become emperor of the whole US.
10:47Oh, awesome.
10:48Oh, well, no.
10:49Because a desperado discovered the fake emperor had real weapons.
10:52He played Smith.
10:53Smith was gonna raze the whole town if someone didn't stop him.
10:56Someone.
10:58You.
10:59I don't want to brag.
11:00But, yeah.
11:01I can't believe you just talked about yourself in the third person.
11:03Someone who happens to be me stopped him and he went into exile in Mexico.
11:07Who could have gone into exile but me?
11:10Because I am Mexico.
11:12Me.
11:13Manuel Felipe.
11:14Juan Miguel PacÃfico RamÃrez Herrero.
11:17Emperor.
11:17Of Mexico.
11:20Okay, he's no better.
11:21What, we don't kiss the hand of the emperor?
11:23So, uh, no.
11:25Go and kiss me.
11:26No.
11:26Do it.
11:27No.
11:28Besa la mano.
11:29No.
11:29Besame.
11:30Besame mucho.
11:35All right, may we talk?
11:37May we talk, your highness.
11:39Your emperor of Mexico.
11:41I'm so surprised.
11:42Because there's no emperor in Mexico.
11:44It's a republic.
11:45Well, you must be confused with a different Mexico.
11:47Come on, Smith.
11:48What's happening here?
11:50I have come here on a diplomatic visit, invited by a very close friend who wants me at her side.
11:54Governor Zee.
11:55To demand from this Cucaracha Lincoln a revision of the borders.
12:02Wait, Lincoln's here?
12:02Pero, no.
12:03I would never have received an enemy of Mexico in my second casa.
12:07Clearly not.
12:08Shut up, Billy.
12:09Whoa!
12:10Don't be shutting me up, man.
12:11What do you think?
12:12Because your name's Lucky Luke, you can do whatever you want.
12:14Lucky Luke?
12:15What is Lucky Luke?
12:17You've never heard of this man here?
12:18Hero of the West.
12:20And friend of Lincoln.
12:23An enemy of Mexico.
12:26Who was waiting for me in my office.
12:29Coming in, sneaking upstairs.
12:32Getting away from people so you can...
12:37You've come here to murder me, to assassinate me.
12:41That's what you're doing here?
12:42That's enough of the delusions.
12:43Get my warriors, now!
12:44Oh!
13:11Eight to them.
13:26you stopped a man in a dangerous pursuit
13:29they would be mourning across all of mexico if not for you
13:33you saved my life billy
13:36ah uh okay
13:40the very simple yet wise words of a real hero
13:46i will make you head of the arsenal
13:52marshal of the empire
13:57and duke of veracruz
14:04billy el duke
14:15we've got this in one
14:27we can't hear anything we need to get closer
14:29i might go myself it's safer you go spy i'll distract the guards at the entrance
14:35what do you mean to give you cover i mean how will you distract the guards that's easy
14:40a smile a silly laugh a woman's soft touch i'm sure you get it
14:48smith you should end this madness
14:50k k smith what is this smith an insult in your language
14:54my language is your language and smith is your name
14:57we've known each other for years
14:58no no te coneso
15:00i've never in my life made a looky look
15:04unless
15:05you've been to mexico before
15:07on vacation like the gringos do
15:09listen to me you're a gringo
15:10you're not mexican
15:13allow me to present you my imperial spokesman
15:20right go spy i'll handle the guard
15:22but first i want to show you a secret move
15:25what luke showed you at the orphanage
15:27against ben
15:28ben rabia yeah
15:30but how do you know about that
15:32you
15:33the young you in the dream world told me
15:35okay but luke said you forgot everything
15:38i remember some of it
15:40so show me
15:43imagine you're attacked like this
15:46wait what exactly did you see in the dream world
15:50i saw tucum
15:56and i saw you there
16:00you were beautiful
16:03you were happy
16:03happier than i've ever seen you
16:14all right back to teaching me to smash someone's face
16:16yeah sorry about that
16:18okay so
16:19one
16:19you want to shift your center of gravity forward
16:22get them off balance
16:23two
16:24you crush their foot
16:25and then i lose my grip
16:26three
16:27you throw all the elbows that you can
16:29right
16:31that's it
16:32i love this mom-daughter moment
16:41yeah with that heart
16:42un poquito
16:45pop them un poquito
16:47pop them un poquito
16:49it's funny right
16:59bad pedifor
17:02oh yeah it's spicy when you're not mexicana
17:07no not a bit
17:12these are tears of
17:15emotion
17:17it reminds me
17:18of my childhood
17:20the food
17:21my grandma used to eat
17:22my grandmother
17:24totalmente mexicana
17:25mi abuela
17:26abuelita
17:27smith
17:28there's no time for that
17:30zi's about to attack link
17:31and she's got some kind of plan
17:32but either way she's manipulating you
17:35que
17:38manipulate me
17:39me
17:42ay caramba
17:45mi hijo no one
17:47manipulates me
17:48okay
17:49i am unmanipulable
17:51there is no one more powerful on the continent
17:53i have the biggest hacienda
17:54the biggest arsenal
17:56the most medals
17:57the biggest moustache
17:58the largest war
18:00the arsenal
18:00the biggest buttons
18:01smith
18:02que
18:03please tell me you didn't bring your cannons here
18:06i did yeah
18:06they're just like this
18:09only bigger
18:10and they go
18:11como se dice
18:12ah
18:13asÃ
18:22head of the arsenal
18:27now that's awesome
18:30and with the other idiot's cannons
18:32we'll be taking down link in the parasite
18:34and finally proclaim new mexico's independence
18:48so here we are
18:50these will be the new borders
18:53an eagle
18:54it's classy
18:55all right finlay
18:56right for the beak
18:57we'll have to attack at amarillo
18:58and take part of texas
18:58but if we want to be an eagle
19:00finlay
19:00and then uh
19:01i came up with the concept of building
19:05a wall around all of it
19:06to keep immigrants out
19:08the wall
19:09of the assailants
19:10finlay
19:11or ask us to keep it short
19:12hmm
19:13anyway now
19:15we come up with a new name
19:16i got a mountain of ideas
19:17i'll brainstorm as i go
19:19the even newer new mexico
19:21the brand new new mexico
19:23or no wait new mexico too
19:25no no no
19:25it's
19:26it's new mexico plus
19:27the new mexico
19:29finlay
19:42other suggestions
19:45then gather your men
19:46we launch the final phase of the operation
19:48we load up the arsenal
19:56what was that
20:13z isn't here tonight for lincoln
20:15she's here for her royal's cannons
20:17we need to find luke
20:24you disappeared
20:25i thought something happened to you
20:26hey
20:27don't be hugging me just when it suits you
20:30billy
20:30ah you remember
20:32because when i left
20:32nobody called my name to come back
20:34i really was worried about you
20:35but i had to find my mother
20:36well you found her
20:38good job
20:39anyway mother-in-law
20:40i'd like to talk to you about the upbringing of this one
20:42like why is he calling me that
20:44i'll explain later
20:45right
20:45louise
20:46z
20:46luke
20:47it's urgent
20:48oh but i can't let you leave
20:49i'm a duke now
20:50duke billy
20:51i've got responsibilities
20:52and titles
20:53waste of space
20:54listen
20:55no you're gonna listen to me
20:57your daughter walked all over me like garbage
20:59and what am i now
21:01a marshal of the empire
21:02head of the arsenal
21:10you'll show some respect when i speak
21:13that's an order
21:16billy
21:19i played you okay you're right
21:21that wasn't fair to you
21:23i pretended it wasn't a big deal
21:28because
21:29because i needed to find my mother
21:33and that was noble
21:36but i was wrong
21:39because even for a noble cause you don't trample on people's hearts
21:45forgive me
21:52i just want someone to love me
21:54i know
21:57though you've got to love yourself first billy
22:02and not let airheads like me steal your horse and screw with you
22:07you don't need a bunch of metals
22:08you don't need any of that
22:12because if you're just billy
22:16well that's all you need to be
22:19let us explain billy
22:22you don't need any of that
22:24and i think i've seen a lot of people
22:50and i think i could just like
23:07Mr. Duke, we're taking a little break.
23:11Uh, your impironics, you gotta know, those two women are Luke's accomplices, spies sent
23:18by Abraham Lincoln.
23:19Except, their mission is not to kill you, but to protect you.
23:26Because Abraham Lincoln is not your enemy, don't have it wrong.
23:30He's your brother actually.
23:32Okay.
23:34Okay, D says?
23:36You two were, were separated at birth, and, and, uh, you were on a cruise.
23:48It's down the Rio Grande.
23:50That's it.
23:51Which turned out bad.
23:52Oh, the shipwreck.
23:55At the age of two, you climbed into a barrel of guacamole.
23:59And after that, you crossed the border on your own, fighting through the water.
24:03And the guacamole.
24:04Yes!
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:07And Abraham's been looking for you ever since.
24:09And there you go.
24:09That's the reason.
24:10He toured all over America, risking life and limb.
24:13Z and her gang are a big threat.
24:16They manipulated you so that you'd strike your own flesh and blood.
24:24You always knew it deep inside.
24:26Am I right?
24:28That you were... different?
24:39So what do you think, Mr. Herrero?
24:43No.
24:45It's Mr. Lincoln, my son.
24:51It's Mr. Lincoln.
24:54Iéš!
24:54Oh.
24:57My mother...
24:58This is Railone.
25:02I don't see you right now.
25:05A shark...
25:07A shark...mee�...
25:11...
25:24My men!
25:25My cannons!
25:32No!
25:44No!
25:45No!
26:01No!
26:03No!
26:03No!
26:04No!
26:05No!
26:06No!
26:13Oh!
26:15Belle, no!
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:22Oh!
26:23Oh please wake up!
26:28Please!
26:31Wake up, come on, right now, oh, oh, hey!
26:36Oh my God!
27:00What did you kiss me for?
27:03It's not the spirit of the West.
27:06Do you have feelings now for the guy you calmed in the marriage?
27:13Do you feel butterflies too?
27:16I might, yeah.
27:18You might.
27:22Those are the most beautiful words I've ever heard.
27:30Billy.
27:59Billy's going to get through it.
28:00Herrera's looking after him.
28:02What are you doing?
28:04I'm looking for clues for where they might have gone.
28:10Mom?
28:12Look.
28:14The Sandia Crest Gorges.
28:16Ten kilometers from Albuquerque.
28:18Everybody coming from the east has to pass through there.
28:20Like a president who comes to New Mexico from Texas.
28:23It's the perfect place to ambush the presidential escort.
28:26And now Z has cannons.
28:28And an army of desperados.
28:31The second half of your list.
28:33Matthew White.
28:35Thomas Nice.
28:36Steven Pueblo and others.
28:37They're all bandits.
28:39I didn't realize because we refer to these men as Dark Matt.
28:41Bad Tom.
28:42Evil Steven.
28:43I had this gang locked up at the prison in San Pedro.
28:45San Pedro.
28:47San Pedro.
28:50San Pedro.
28:51Wait.
28:51This man.
28:52Z was seeing him frequently in secret.
28:54I had some guys follow him.
28:56To where he works.
28:57He runs the prison in San Pedro.
29:00Z bribed him to help them escape.
29:02She's assembling a battalion of killers.
29:10Luke, you okay?
29:13The last name on the list?
29:16Chris Manson.
29:17It's him.
29:18Him who?
29:18Who is he?
29:19They call him Lightning.
29:22No.
29:25He did not kill him.
29:27Fuck him.
29:28No.
29:52Mike.
30:01Don't worry cowboy, I'll let you live, but it will be worse.
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