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Divorce Tears From The Alpha, But I Shine Alone
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00:00:01You
00:00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:08Rod of a sepulius
00:00:36Heal her goddess
00:00:43Rejuvene
00:00:52Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:55No, please don't call me that I
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help
00:01:05Here you go miss, thank you
00:01:09Why be way down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most in
00:01:14need
00:01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:29Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
00:01:35Aww, it's okay little guy
00:01:38I'll fix you right up
00:01:44Right
00:01:45Rewrites the wrong
00:01:50See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:00Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32He's so hot
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:36Yes
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38Money
00:02:38Fame
00:02:39Power
00:02:40Power
00:02:41It's all yours
00:02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:56Grandma
00:02:57I'm dying
00:02:58Save me Trixie
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:10And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:11So, that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life
00:03:25I don't have time for jokes
00:03:27No
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger
00:03:42Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:47The downfall of humanity
00:03:49It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh
00:03:52Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:59I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:02Okay, uh
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:08I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:12Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:19Hold still
00:04:26What?
00:04:27My migraine's gone
00:04:28Okay
00:04:28Then let's go
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:32Come on
00:04:32Come on
00:04:33Oh
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:49What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:53I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59Don't worry, General
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:02And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:08With just one needle
00:05:26I have no clue what this is
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:38Me, the witch doctor
00:05:40I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:52He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
00:05:58I don't know what this is
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:07If we can't save him
00:06:10There's only one person who can
00:06:13Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing
00:06:18The goddess of healing
00:06:20Wait a second
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing
00:06:24That's correct
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:27And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:30That's her motto
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:48I will find her, James, come
00:06:51Put out a bounty
00:06:52To the entire world
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56Will get the five million dollars
00:06:59There's no need
00:07:14I'll save your son
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:35Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38I bet it has fleas
00:07:40That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion
00:07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:51Don't touch him
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59So step aside
00:08:01I'll take it from here
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:05Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:10And a former general
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some?
00:08:25A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting!
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now! Let's go!
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What are we doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:48Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:00Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:04Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:28What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54She's right about everything
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie
00:12:08Oh
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:11Because I just discovered it
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:33Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my god
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:05I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19Then let's have a bet
00:13:21If you can't heal him
00:13:24We'll break your hands
00:13:27And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:33These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:48Don't worry, I got this
00:13:52It's a deal
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:07Years
00:14:12Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:08And you're standing in my way
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure
00:15:36Oh!
00:15:41Left, leave the wrong breast
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:54She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:42Angel herbalist
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:46Malpractice
00:16:48This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:56Right this way
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:17:00You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way
00:17:05Every second counts
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:34Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:17:57You're welcome
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:44Exactly! What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:51That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Pelt for ransom.
00:18:58By a homeless woman.
00:19:00Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her? You don't know her background?
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now!
00:19:23You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:01I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:03No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:09This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:14I know what this is!
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive!
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just one.
00:20:53Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:38Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted
00:22:35to a naked woman
00:22:38and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:42is physically...
00:22:45You just talked to me
00:22:46with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:59We're on the stair.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:26Those amic cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets
00:23:35won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:38is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:41Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:43you are too easily fooled.
00:23:45This homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:53are already the top
00:23:54female doctors in the world.
00:23:56If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma
00:24:03for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have
00:24:05woken him up.
00:24:06You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:16No!
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way
00:24:19this hobo girl
00:24:20is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure
00:24:22right now?
00:24:23What we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:31on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:38But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:48to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler-rod-bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:56naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:25:00it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know
00:25:03the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:11whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know
00:25:14who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:18rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This isn't
00:25:22the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now
00:25:26give you the kiss of life.
00:25:28So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50That poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:02Gold diggers like her
00:26:03only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:06she'll come out
00:26:07crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:09the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry
00:26:11one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you
00:26:20that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over
00:26:38ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:46Don't point your fingers
00:26:47at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:49it's because of that
00:26:50homeless gold digger!
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one
00:26:53who sealed the door shut.
00:26:55I mean,
00:26:55she probably locked
00:26:56themselves in there
00:26:57on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:59have to do that
00:27:00if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:15she's the devil himself.
00:27:17Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:18Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's
00:27:43been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:52She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:54to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:57would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:28:00then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease-spreading
00:28:02tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just
00:28:11asking to be exposed.
00:28:13That is it!
00:28:14No more stalling, general!
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:17I will!
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure!
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale
00:28:56like before,
00:28:57and his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:05don't go seeking medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:08Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:20There is only one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:34Could you really be
00:29:35the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess of healing
00:29:39is well over 100 years old,
00:29:41and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that
00:29:46the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:51of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:55Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words,
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:03would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome to marry me
00:30:08instead.
00:30:09Oh, I really appreciate it,
00:30:12but I'm sorry.
00:30:14I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:24for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:39Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:46I just believe
00:30:47in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiancé.
00:30:54He's back,
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up with you.
00:30:59I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:16his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:18the richest woman
00:31:18in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:21most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:26I'm gonna marry
00:31:27that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:34I mean,
00:31:34I don't know
00:31:35about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no,
00:31:41no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander,
00:31:43Lysander,
00:31:43Lysander was not
00:31:43what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much
00:31:47rather share him
00:31:47with you
00:31:48than let that
00:31:48penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:51You two nutjobs
00:31:52are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:54Take these two weirdos
00:31:55out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was
00:32:12just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking dog?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:22No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:24Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met
00:32:28a woman like that.
00:32:29I have to find her.
00:32:30I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest
00:32:34big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help
00:32:39finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:47so I want you,
00:32:48your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:59She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name on the lease.
00:33:01And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:03One wants to be serious.
00:33:04Fuck you money.
00:33:06So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:09to bark like a rabbit
00:33:10hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:20Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:22to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:26Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house
00:33:32now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:39and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend
00:33:47and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:55waste of my life
00:33:56when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the
00:34:06rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:12of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:18Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33and you?
00:34:36You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think
00:34:39she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she
00:34:43got me
00:34:44for my engagement.
00:34:46Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her
00:34:59the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:07you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:16must have hit her
00:35:17hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:19are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating school.
00:35:21scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three
00:35:26years while you
00:35:27were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:33Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:38doing out there
00:35:38on the streets,
00:35:38huh?
00:35:39What is she
00:35:40talking about,
00:35:41you're saying?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase
00:35:52this house on her
00:35:52own.
00:35:53She was begging
00:35:54on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:57I can't be caught
00:35:58with a piss-poor
00:35:59nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got
00:36:01no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking
00:36:05for is dignity.
00:36:07And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:12Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons,
00:36:17Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how
00:36:19regular, everyday
00:36:20people live
00:36:20so that I can help
00:36:22them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:24those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand
00:36:27that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new
00:36:30girlfriend you think
00:36:31is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn
00:36:39papers and we can
00:36:40each get on with
00:36:41our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking
00:37:00things off before
00:37:01two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do
00:37:04good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you
00:37:06my John Hancock
00:37:07at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:11Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep
00:37:13your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:17so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire
00:37:28now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much
00:37:32as a hair
00:37:33at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:35I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:45the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited
00:37:50from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved
00:37:54several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how
00:38:05she betrayed you.
00:38:06But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:21mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:23for their medical bills,
00:38:25I vowed that I would
00:38:26do everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:31back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:36I'm certain you
00:38:37will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you
00:38:39right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow,
00:38:43grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said
00:38:52Trixie's crushing
00:38:53your wedding?
00:38:54She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When hope
00:39:01when nobody steps
00:39:02on a snake,
00:39:03the snake bites
00:39:04back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:06and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean,
00:39:11we broadcast
00:39:12that video
00:39:13of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:18stake the 19th
00:39:19century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me
00:39:21up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:23sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:36There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:41Welcome home,
00:39:42General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless
00:39:46woman who
00:39:46saved you,
00:39:47Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:50He served with
00:39:50your regiment
00:39:51in the Marines.
00:39:52You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner
00:39:53that could barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:57while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:01betrayed her?
00:40:02Fucking coward.
00:40:03According to
00:40:03intel,
00:40:03she's planning to
00:40:04bring it down
00:40:04on them at their
00:40:05wedding.
00:40:05And we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:08Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive
00:40:09today because
00:40:10of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her
00:40:12incredible power
00:40:12that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:14So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join
00:40:16me in protecting
00:40:16her?
00:40:17Yes, sir!
00:40:18We will learn
00:40:18life to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:21And let's roll.
00:40:37welcome everyone
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for
00:40:41me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:43but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential
00:40:46contract, allowing
00:40:47my biomedical
00:40:47company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:53congratulations on
00:40:54the contract once
00:40:55again, Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham, Stowe,
00:40:57butch is taking
00:40:58my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:41:00don't be so uptight,
00:41:01Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:03secretary of the
00:41:04entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:06par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:09most important people
00:41:10in the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to
00:41:12celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:20It's an honor.
00:41:21And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:27the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:29We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:03from this oncoming
00:42:04train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:11tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are
00:42:16you doing here?
00:42:17This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three
00:42:30years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:31do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then
00:42:33go look at yourself
00:42:34in the mirror.
00:42:35I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first
00:42:38woman president
00:42:39will be here any
00:42:39second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're
00:42:41nothing but a
00:42:42washed up sewer
00:42:43rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with
00:42:46me.
00:42:47She's like
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:53shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to
00:42:56my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what
00:42:59poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:02scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:07You might feel
00:43:07all high and
00:43:08mighty now,
00:43:09but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that
00:43:10feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when
00:43:12I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you
00:43:13the contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:22You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:24education, no
00:43:25connection, so
00:43:26how could you
00:43:26possibly have a
00:43:27pool to get the
00:43:28U.S. fucking
00:43:29president to give
00:43:30me a billion
00:43:31dollar contract?
00:43:32Reboche your
00:43:33humble beginnings,
00:43:34Marissa, and I
00:43:35saw potential in
00:43:36you, even trusted
00:43:37you as my best
00:43:38friend, but I
00:43:39recognize now
00:43:40that greed has
00:43:41poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:43sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:48They steal from
00:43:49lame spinsters for
00:43:50fun.
00:43:51Damn right.
00:43:52You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that
00:43:58now that I'm
00:43:58marrying the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of
00:44:02a gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody
00:44:04put that on a
00:44:04memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of
00:44:06everyone.
00:44:07She'll make
00:44:07her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen
00:44:08to her,
00:44:09everyone.
00:44:10She's the
00:44:10gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking
00:44:11leech.
00:44:12I don't even
00:44:13have to lift a
00:44:14finger and you're
00:44:14already embarrassing
00:44:15yourself in front
00:44:16of everyone for
00:44:17me, butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:20and sound like a
00:44:20man, but you're
00:44:22nothing but a
00:44:22pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:26stand about you?
00:44:27You're moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:29But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32and girls feel
00:44:33better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:34That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:42request to be
00:44:42chosen, because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:02billion dollar contract
00:45:02for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:09No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:18It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home you
00:45:19try to swindle from
00:45:20me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:25She's just trying to
00:45:25bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:27have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:29following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:31over the lease and
00:45:31here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is for
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, I
00:45:42don't know, beg for
00:45:43a little treat while
00:45:44you're at it?
00:45:55You must understand
00:45:56me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything I've
00:45:58ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a
00:46:14deep pocket and
00:46:14invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in
00:46:19the bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a
00:46:27fancy party and some
00:46:28prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not
00:46:32happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the
00:46:34doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:40This is where your
00:46:41dreams will die,
00:46:42bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie
00:46:46Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered by
00:46:48her ex and his mistress
00:46:49at the Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to wish
00:46:52he died in battle after
00:46:53I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:02I've saved plenty of
00:47:03people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of
00:47:06command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for
00:47:14years after he saved the
00:47:15nation from a terrorist
00:47:16attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:21possibly have this
00:47:22magical ability to heal
00:47:24someone like General
00:47:25Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going to
00:47:27believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured the
00:47:29incurable general, then
00:47:30Sasa is the fucking
00:47:32Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be
00:47:35humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:44See for yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and
00:47:52Marissa alone, because
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:56I'm a major in the
00:47:57Marines.
00:47:58Sasa, she has a
00:48:00billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:02with the military.
00:48:04Approved by the first
00:48:05female president of the
00:48:06United States herself,
00:48:08bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to
00:48:11leech off you like a
00:48:12parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the
00:48:17poor.
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:22So you're either born on a
00:48:23silver spoon, or you're as
00:48:24accomplished as me to be
00:48:25here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some
00:48:27serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a
00:48:31couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have everything one
00:48:37can dream of, but I valued our
00:48:39friendship, Marissa, which is
00:48:40why I came here to give you a
00:48:41second chance, to see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit to your
00:48:44backstabbing.
00:48:45But no, you stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more disgusting than
00:48:52you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows, if you've already
00:48:56started offering sexual services.
00:49:00Well then, why don't you get on
00:49:02your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:04My brother will never take you
00:49:06back.
00:49:06No man will marry an
00:49:08embarrassment like you.
00:49:10But make me happy?
00:49:11I might consider making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:26How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you leave here
00:49:29alive.
00:49:30Please, boss, I'll do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:36not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:45Get down on your knees and give
00:49:47Bob one hell of a blowjob in front
00:49:49of everybody here, or I'll pop so
00:49:51many holes in you, the men here
00:49:53won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the goddess of
00:49:56anything to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful leaders I've
00:49:59saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Licentor scooped
00:50:06you off your feet, but you weren't
00:50:08good enough for me.
00:50:09You're definitely not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party, so you
00:50:14either get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:19On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34Mmm.
00:50:35This wine is so delicious.
00:50:37One!
00:50:38Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:16You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:18Remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my word.
00:51:21They're never going to hurt you
00:51:22ever again.
00:51:23Really, it was nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because you're a good
00:51:26man.
00:51:27Not because I want you to
00:51:28owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:37You're the one who cheated
00:51:37on me, Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys,
00:51:40a lovey dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:49Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred foot
00:51:57pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:59She should be happy Bob
00:52:00was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:09I'm a major.
00:52:10You know, look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know, like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny, worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:26A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:45You're very gracious, Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You wanna fuck with me,
00:52:56you little dipshit?
00:52:57I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:53:00of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:09if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:12He was just a supply boy.
00:53:16War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:40since you've been out of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:43to pay some off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:58I know that you didn't ask
00:53:59for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:02But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:08to get close to a woman
00:54:09and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:21like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:30This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:36Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:44Trixie, I know
00:54:45that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second guess.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune
00:55:06from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07You must be pennies.
00:55:09They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:14I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:21Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Cleo!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:47You found my dog.
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:04Do you know
00:56:04I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:28Go, go,
00:56:29power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Ha ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple
00:56:34here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worth his Trixie is.
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their right mind
00:56:44would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:48if she's homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making
00:56:50this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:04is the most powerful
00:57:05man on Earth.
00:57:06This is General
00:57:07Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15as if, like the almighty
00:57:18general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:20would propose to a homeless
00:57:21prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:23Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically control
00:57:25the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:30the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy
00:57:36your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do
00:57:40and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch of
00:57:42piss poor people do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your
00:57:45poor people bad luck?
00:57:47She wishes
00:57:48she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:51she's just a useless,
00:57:53lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:56unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't
00:58:02prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:08all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh,
00:58:24I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:28on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm a fake rat!
00:58:54Hey, are you sure
00:58:57that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:01like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:12What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong
00:59:18family owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:24Then that means...
00:59:27You're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest
00:59:31and most powerful
00:59:32man in the country.
00:59:34Trixie's married.
00:59:35The famed war hero.
00:59:37The man every girl
00:59:38wants and every man
00:59:39wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:43Those who do bad
00:59:44will always end up
00:59:45losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie.
01:00:03Because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:04for so long
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:10a good time.
01:00:13Do you want to
01:00:13rub your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:21I would never be
01:00:22interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:27Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save
01:00:33the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:36Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:38Okay, you don't
01:00:38want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:43a room full of
01:00:44pageant winners
01:00:44at 18 years old
01:00:46fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that
01:00:55so you wouldn't
01:00:55have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixian.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:01:00Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:03your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell
01:01:07out other innocent
01:01:08girls just to get
01:01:09your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:11to all good women
01:01:12out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:15everything that I've
01:01:16ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:31I just got off
01:01:32the phone with the
01:01:32president and she said
01:01:33your contract is not
01:01:34getting cancelled
01:01:35because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess
01:01:37healer herself.
01:01:38So we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive
01:01:43sage in the field
01:01:44of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:46biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the
01:01:49highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field
01:01:51of health
01:01:51and medicine.
01:01:52The goddess healer's
01:01:53motto is
01:01:54the right rewrites
01:01:55the wrong,
01:01:56the left leave
01:01:57the wrong,
01:01:57the left.
01:01:59That means
01:01:59she's rewarding me.
01:02:01The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:05she's on her way
01:02:06now.
01:02:08So you're telling
01:02:09me this
01:02:10dashingly handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:14Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck
01:02:15cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president
01:02:17and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my
01:02:19product,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up
01:02:21war hero?
01:02:21We can break his
01:02:22legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would
01:02:23even bat an eye.
01:02:25She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:32You're under arrest
01:02:33for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:42Guess I still get
01:02:43the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her.
01:02:46Trixie is a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her.
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:54doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:56between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:01Listen, officer,
01:03:02I can attest
01:03:03that Trixie Amoria
01:03:04is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:13everything she had
01:03:14just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:16for my recent
01:03:17heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:20is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:40would have been
01:03:40bombed to ass.
01:03:42And that's why
01:03:42his choice to crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:47only fell into a coma
01:03:48because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:51woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:55I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:57is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise
01:03:59that I'll get it resolved
01:04:00and we can focus
01:04:01on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me,
01:04:06fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiancée.
01:04:09You don't get to decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:06If you want to arrest me,
01:05:06if you want to arrest me,
01:05:06if you want to arrest me,
01:05:06if you want to arrest me,
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:38Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:51He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:25You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:33You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:49They will be punished.
01:07:53Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:58Rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:14Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:21Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See,
01:08:23I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:31Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:44Marissa and Butch,
01:08:45not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:38She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:58Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:06I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:09Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:14Stop.
01:10:15Stop.
01:10:17Stop.
01:10:20Stop.
01:10:22Stop.
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop.
01:10:27Hey.
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:30I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:40Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:44How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:09At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:21You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:29When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:50That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:32I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:49There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:09Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:09No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did not.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:32Tear her apart!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:14:58Tear her apart!
01:15:01Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:02No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:25And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27And the moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35He is the general.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:40Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:46So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:49We got the VP and the president.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:16My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:44I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:17:00And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:08Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:16Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:25Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh.
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:57Help!
01:17:58Idiots!
01:18:06Oh, my gosh.
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:10That was...
01:18:11They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:20This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:24You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:27I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:31And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:55I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:14We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:16I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:20Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:29And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:36What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:55She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:12You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know, the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:26I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:29Help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:03And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:08Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her goals.
01:23:32All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:41You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:48I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:56But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:12It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:16I was only with you for your money.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:20I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:28My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes!
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03I do.
01:25:04You may kiss the bride.
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