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00:00:26You
00:00:31You
00:01:25You
00:01:26Just wait until everyone's at the table
00:01:28Hey, still going to camp out tonight?
00:01:30I'm too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I'm going to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that. The answer was no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's going to be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max!
00:01:41Oh, gosh. Please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So, your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:55This is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:58Yeah, okay.
00:01:59Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No, I...
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:11No.
00:02:11No, no, no, it's just...
00:02:12What? It's just trial separation.
00:02:13You're going on trial?
00:02:14No, no, no. We're just going to live apart.
00:02:16Yeah, we're not going on trial.
00:02:17No, there is no trial.
00:02:19No, we're just...
00:02:20They're getting divorced. That's what that means.
00:02:22We're going to live apart for a last day.
00:02:23For forever. Just say it.
00:02:24Would you please just listen to me?
00:02:26You won't be on trial, Taylor.
00:02:28No, why don't I cry?
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor, you just got to believe that.
00:02:33Yeah, yeah.
00:02:36Yeah, yeah.
00:02:37I don't want this to be serious.
00:02:39I don't want this to be serious.
00:03:00Oh, God.
00:03:03Oh, God.
00:03:35Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:03:38I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:43All right.
00:03:44So, we're doing it tonight at dinner.
00:03:47Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:06Mom!
00:04:07He's doing it again!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:15I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16Stop it.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:25Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait, but Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:40I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:49I need to get you.
00:04:49That is enough.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God, you're here.
00:04:54All right, Mr. D.
00:04:54Eric?
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:56What?
00:04:56Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04This is a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06Go wait in the car.
00:05:07Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're going
00:05:12through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put her in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Emma!
00:05:27Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32All right, right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:34Just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:37Hey, Mom.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:41They can bring the clock over here.
00:06:01What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Hokey.
00:06:21This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:3112-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:51Huh.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16Another package for young Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:17Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:22It's on my back.
00:07:27Eh.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:38Oh, God.
00:07:48Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:53She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:54Is she sick of me?
00:07:56She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:00I mean, because he's all his issues that were diagnosed by professionals, he gets to sit
00:08:05in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:06Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09Honey, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of shit?
00:08:17Max!
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of shit.
00:08:31Let's turn that bar before...
00:08:34We're here together, guys.
00:08:35Let's do this, people!
00:08:37This is our moment.
00:08:38We're gonna take it.
00:08:39No negativity.
00:08:40Let's be positive.
00:08:44What an incredible session in there.
00:08:46Oh.
00:08:47Thanks.
00:08:48I'm sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:49I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:52Are you kidding me?
00:08:53I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:55Really?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah, I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:59Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:09:01My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:09:04Would never sue you, Jen.
00:09:05Never.
00:09:06I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:09:08Oh, I mean, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:09:10No, no, no.
00:09:11I'm serious, Jen.
00:09:12Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:09:13Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment's notice.
00:09:18What the hell?
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:21You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24It's a kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have insurance?
00:09:30I bet you don't.
00:09:46Taylor?
00:09:57Taylor, did you just...
00:09:59Did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:12Oh, wow. You fixed Grandpa's clock.
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment. I've got to go.
00:10:19If you want to go out of the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you too.
00:10:31Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:35I saw him this morning. Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah, Jennifer. Is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that. I went to the basement.
00:10:47He's my son too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:48So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello.
00:10:55Let's save some of that for space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:00Oh, what is this?
00:11:00Hi.
00:11:01What is this?
00:11:03So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:06Mm.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10As we talked about last week.
00:11:13So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:15How are you going to communicate this to the three of them, that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:20Well, we don't know. That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:23Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:29Mm-hmm.
00:11:31That's... that's why we're here.
00:11:32Great.
00:11:33Eric?
00:11:35Yes?
00:11:36Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:37Sure. I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:42Mm-hmm.
00:11:42The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:48Mm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:52Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother. I hear you.
00:11:56So, here's what we'll do.
00:11:57Okay?
00:11:57Okay.
00:11:58We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew!
00:12:05Unspooling.
00:12:07We don't know how to unspool it. That's why we're here. That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right. I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:20You could schedule a test from Quest.
00:12:22Right at your home.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26And there's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:45Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants.
00:12:51But they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:57His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes!
00:13:07My gosh.
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:10It's...
00:13:12In your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:18I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:28Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries, you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:57Hey!
00:13:58I thought this was your office.
00:14:00It is.
00:14:01Sometimes.
00:14:02Please, sit down.
00:14:05And here you go.
00:14:08You could have scanned this.
00:14:10Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:12Hmm.
00:14:12Oh, I have to confirm.
00:14:14There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:16None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else I'd rather share it with than you.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but...
00:14:31I care for you.
00:14:33While I might not know too much about your personal life,
00:14:35I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:38Come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:44Are you okay?
00:14:46No.
00:14:48How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:50Something's happening.
00:14:51You feel it too?
00:14:54It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:58Oh, no.
00:14:59Something is happening to your face.
00:15:01Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:04I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:08EpiPen.
00:15:09Oh, God.
00:15:10Richard, are you okay?
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:16In the car.
00:15:17Speak to me!
00:15:18Compartment.
00:15:20Found it.
00:15:21It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:23Woo!
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:25Let's do this.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:37I'm sorry.
00:15:38Oh, God.
00:15:43Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:46Uh-huh.
00:15:53Please.
00:15:54Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:05It's not peanuts.
00:16:06It's tree nuts.
00:16:08Like almonds.
00:16:11What is it?
00:16:12Sorry.
00:16:15Everything okay?
00:16:16Hey, Emma.
00:16:17How are you?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19So sorry.
00:16:20I just lost track of time.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24He's what?
00:16:25When did you last see him?
00:16:27Till tomorrow!
00:16:30That went good.
00:16:42Taylor?
00:16:42Mom?
00:16:43Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:44I didn't know where you were.
00:16:45Is he back?
00:16:46No, he left the house.
00:16:47He never leaves the house.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:50Oh, my God, Taylor.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:11What restaurant?
00:17:13Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:16At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:32Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident
00:17:43that we're doing the right thing, and then...
00:17:48Today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:53Jan, come on.
00:17:56Listen, we can wait, okay?
00:17:59We don't have to tell him tonight.
00:18:01All right?
00:18:03Oh, thank you.
00:18:06Happy to see me?
00:18:08What? Why?
00:18:10You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:12Wait, I...
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:13I bulged it.
00:18:15Oh, yes.
00:18:16Student had an allergic reaction,
00:18:18so I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:22You did this?
00:18:23You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:25I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30You must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who's the guy?
00:18:39Uh, Richard.
00:18:40Richard.
00:18:40Who?
00:18:41Yeah, he's a young guy that just joined my class.
00:18:45Huh?
00:18:46But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:47I mean, we held hands, and...
00:18:49Well, that's it.
00:18:50So...
00:18:51What?
00:18:56What?
00:18:58Wait.
00:18:59I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:02I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:05Hey, you sure we can't talk tonight?
00:19:07I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:12Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:12Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:14Guys, everybody stop fighting.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:19So, your dad and I, um...
00:19:22We wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, um...
00:19:26About something really important.
00:19:28Mm-hmm.
00:19:29Yeah, this is important.
00:19:31I already said that.
00:19:31I know you did.
00:19:32Okay, so, anyway, you're...
00:19:33Taylor, um...
00:19:35Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:36Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:38Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:41Taylor!
00:19:44Taylor?
00:19:45Oh, they have a...
00:19:48Ah!
00:19:49I'll come here.
00:19:52T-M.
00:19:54T-M.
00:19:55T-M.
00:19:56T-M.
00:19:56T-M.
00:19:57T-M.
00:19:57T-M.
00:19:59T-M.
00:20:01Intro
00:20:02T-M.
00:20:04T-M.
00:20:05T-M.
00:20:14I don't know.
00:20:47Max!
00:20:50Help!
00:20:53Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop.
00:21:02Stop.
00:21:03Mom!
00:21:03Mom, he's doing it again.
00:21:05Make him stop.
00:21:06Hey, listen up.
00:21:07This is important.
00:21:07We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:10Seriously?
00:21:11Mm.
00:21:12Tonight?
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:15All right, honey.
00:21:16I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities and just bribe you.
00:21:19What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:22Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:24Uh, it's not.
00:21:26It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:28Tomorrow night, you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:3211.
00:21:3411.30?
00:21:35I told you!
00:21:35I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:37It doesn't have to be Jacob.
00:21:38It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:41I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages and G-rated movies and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:50Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:52Not just for this, for everything.
00:21:55I...
00:21:55We never have to worry about you.
00:21:59You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:29There's a difference.
00:22:33Jacob. I can't go to Jamie's party anymore. My parents need me at dinner.
00:22:41Emma, I bought these. An entire box. Very optimistic.
00:22:47Let's just do it in my place. Right now. You have a death metal bedspread and little planes hanging above
00:22:52your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they're Jedi starfighters. Oh my god.
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01Guess I lucked out then.
00:23:15Speak if you can. Here, officer. Stay. Good sir. Why do you start?
00:23:20And things that you sound so fair. Oh, hail my back. Hail.
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:27Ugh, my parents. They want me to have some dinner?
00:23:30Hey, uh, good stuff. Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:45Eva, can I talk to you for a second? Sure.
00:23:50There is a party tonight. Jamie's house, parents out of town, but they're in their place to ourselves.
00:23:56Oh, whatever.
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:21Are you okay?
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:25You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:37So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:45You know, they're, um, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:49Um, I thought it'd be fun to see, you know, his interpretation of Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could, we could do that or something else or just, you know, that.
00:25:01Are you asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:06Maybe.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07I, yeah.
00:25:10Okay.
00:25:13Yeah.
00:25:13Oh.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:15Uh, okay.
00:25:17Um, well, so yeah, it's, it's the night.
00:25:19So.
00:25:21Can't.
00:25:22Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:25Emma.
00:25:25Emma, your, your mother called the office.
00:25:28There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:30Oh my God.
00:25:35Cool.
00:25:36Cool, cool.
00:25:37Cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:25:53Mom?
00:25:56Mom!
00:25:57Dad!
00:26:01Taylor, is mom here?
00:26:09You promised mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:12Hello, Emma.
00:26:13I'm speaking to you as a British pop star, so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this.
00:26:17I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency.
00:26:20At dinner, mom and dad will separate.
00:26:22I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:30That's what this dinner's about?
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems, but mom said they were working them out.
00:26:40How do you know this?
00:26:43The clock can turn back time.
00:26:45Up to 12 hours.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Come on.
00:26:49I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:53That's today.
00:26:55It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today.
00:26:59Which is how I know that mom and dad are splitting up at the end of it.
00:27:02And how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:05This is stupid.
00:27:07Well, yeah, of course you knew that.
00:27:09This is stupid.
00:27:10Um, how about this?
00:27:12Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:41I think I know how to stop mom.
00:27:43But I need your help with dad. They're making a big mistake
00:27:48How do you know it's a mistake I
00:27:51Mean better now than later spoiler alert love sucks. It never lasts
00:27:58Jacob's a wanker mom and dad are different
00:28:22Oh
00:28:22God you're done barfing right cuz I just clean my car. Yeah. Oh
00:28:33We're off to a flying start
00:28:42Pull over here
00:28:54Sorry, we haven't spent much time together lately
00:29:00We don't really talk much anymore, do we I know we're not
00:29:05Supposed to talk about the not talking, but you can talk right you just don't want to
00:29:16Look I don't blame you most of what people say is really stupid. I just wonder if
00:29:26Taylor where are you going?
00:29:30What are you doing?
00:29:42What the hell just happened the car was saying you you almost got killed
00:29:49Oh my god if mom and dad knew what you were doing right now you'd be so grounded. I love
00:29:54being grounded
00:29:55But that was these but now is where I need your help
00:30:07Look at him. No wonder they're in trouble
00:30:11Mom's beautiful and he's a mess. It's like he's not even trying anymore
00:30:16And he's smoking again. He's such a loser. How is that our dad?
00:30:20It's all we have to work with yeah, I know I
00:30:26Have an idea but we need money
00:30:30Taylor is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it the stock market it's not totally ethical?
00:30:42It's for a good cause right okay, so you're gonna say to him it's a promotion
00:30:46And we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office and it's your turn. I don't like lying
00:30:53How short do you want
00:30:59We have 60 seconds this is absolutely necessary
00:31:41No, oh my god, oh
00:31:44No, no
00:32:04Do you notice this haircut at least
00:32:15Oh my god, oh my god, they're going somewhere together. This is great. I've never gotten this far
00:32:33This is huge they went home together. We actually did it. We'll see it dinner
00:32:57I
00:32:58I
00:32:58Know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me I
00:33:08Guess I
00:33:09Guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14You don't have any control of these things that are happening to you
00:33:21The truth is I can't imagine mom and dad apart
00:33:33Oh
00:33:35Crap mom's leaving by herself
00:33:43Mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55Who's that weird guy with mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car. I'm not doing it
00:34:04I'm not strong enough
00:34:07Please I'll explain later
00:34:09Get back
00:34:20That's an epi pen. It could save someone's life
00:34:22But you're not even breathing
00:34:24Where's the epi pen?
00:34:26It's a hit
00:34:28Oh god, not my window
00:34:30Right there
00:34:31Oh god, I found it
00:34:33Okay
00:34:34Woo!
00:34:35Okay
00:34:37Sorry, sorry
00:34:37I put you there, I put you there
00:34:39I put you there
00:34:39Let's do it
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing mom's new beard girlfriend isn't gonna solve anything
00:34:49She needs a shock but not that kind of shock
00:34:53Oh my god
00:34:54Oh my god
00:34:54She needs a vision
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Mini Martin
00:34:59Buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight
00:35:00Yeah, yeah I know
00:35:01I'm on my way
00:35:02Until tomorrow
00:35:02Who's that?
00:35:04Uh, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street
00:35:06Bye
00:35:08It's showtime
00:35:10Hey Siri, call Dylan
00:35:18Go Dylan, go
00:35:22Tomorrow
00:35:23Tomorrow
00:35:24And tomorrow
00:35:24And tomorrow
00:35:25Creeps in this petty pace
00:35:27Day to day
00:35:28To the last syllable of recorded time
00:35:30Out!
00:35:31Out!
00:35:32Brief candle!
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot
00:35:34Filled with sound and fury signifying nothing
00:35:38My spouse has died
00:35:40But yours
00:35:41Still lives
00:35:44A chance to change your fate
00:35:45And fate to you alone gives
00:35:47See the light and change your way
00:35:50Change your way
00:35:51Change your way
00:35:52And change today
00:35:59It was really okay?
00:36:01Oh my god, it was so much better than okay
00:36:03You totally blew your mind
00:36:04Okay, and what was that part at the end?
00:36:06That wasn't in the play
00:36:08I wrote it
00:36:09To fit the occasion
00:36:10Wow, you're really good
00:36:12Thank you
00:36:14Um
00:36:17Thank you again so much for doing this
00:36:19I
00:36:20Um
00:36:21Uh
00:36:27I
00:36:27I
00:36:27I
00:36:28I
00:36:28I
00:36:28I
00:36:28I
00:36:28I
00:36:28Tomorrow
00:36:30Tomorrow
00:36:31Tomorrow
00:36:32Tomorrow and tomorrow
00:36:33And
00:36:33Hey, McBeth!
00:36:34Move it!
00:36:42Hey, Mom!
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid!
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh, weird
00:36:48Oh, yeah
00:36:49I guess so
00:36:50No, no
00:36:51No, I'm sorry I forgot about that
00:36:53I just, uh
00:36:53Saw it lying by the side of the street
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody
00:36:57It would leave it there
00:36:58Hmm
00:36:58Maybe a crazy man?
00:37:00Hey
00:37:01Hey, everybody
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:09Looks good, right?
00:37:11Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:37:14All in the same place
00:37:15About something important
00:37:17But
00:37:18We're not gonna do that tonight
00:37:19Instead
00:37:20We're just gonna have a nice family dinner, alright?
00:37:22Right
00:37:23Dig in
00:37:24I'm gonna have this
00:37:25Thank you very much
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow
00:37:33I knew it
00:37:33I knew his face
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No
00:37:39Yes
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:41Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class
00:37:43And
00:37:44He just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:47Doing Shakespeare quotes
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird
00:37:52Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm gonna find out, actually
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just gonna text Jay's mom
00:37:58No, stop
00:37:59It was
00:38:00My idea
00:38:03I
00:38:04Thought that it would change your plans
00:38:06And
00:38:07It did, right?
00:38:09My plans?
00:38:12With dad
00:38:14To get divorced
00:38:16What?
00:38:16No, that's not what's happening
00:38:18Wait, no
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but I
00:38:20There is no but
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house
00:38:22We just don't
00:38:23We face each other from a place of honesty
00:38:26Oh yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks
00:38:29Before you went to his car and pulled down his pants?
00:38:31Emma
00:38:32Emma
00:38:32What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private
00:38:36We met at a restaurant
00:38:38He had allergic reaction
00:38:39It was nothing
00:38:39But I had to give him an injection
00:38:40You hate needles?
00:38:42Mmm
00:38:46Congratulations
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No
00:38:53No
00:38:54Emma
00:38:54Emma
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma
00:38:57Wait, sweetie
00:38:58Guys
00:38:59What a piece of shit
00:39:05Listen, we didn't mean to spring it on you like that
00:39:08Dude, we're gonna go...
00:39:32Yeah
00:39:33Well
00:39:34At least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you
00:39:42So...
00:39:45We're doing it tonight
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know
00:39:52Dan has an extra room
00:39:54Dan, this place is disgusting
00:39:57I don't suppose you wanna move out?
00:39:59Don't put it on me
00:40:04Max!
00:40:15Hey! Max!
00:40:17You won! I'm rocking out!
00:40:18Oh, rock out in your own room!
00:40:20With your own headphones!
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this!
00:40:23That's not true!
00:40:24And leave your sister alone!
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:29Stay away!
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner?
00:40:32Then you're gonna talk to Max and Emma
00:40:34Yes, yes
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38Dinner
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage
00:40:43What does it matter? It doesn't work
00:40:45It's kinda creepy
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over it
00:40:48It's got a scratch up here
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did ya?
00:40:54Not yet
00:40:54To get out of the basement
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it
00:41:14Taylor? Are you...
00:41:29Huh?
00:41:31Wow!
00:41:33That's incredible!
00:41:35Don't touch it!
00:41:37It's very fragile
00:41:39Oh...
00:41:40Right
00:41:42Of course
00:41:44Amazing
00:41:45Uh...
00:41:46There's a package here for President Obama himself
00:41:51Wow
00:41:53Well, that is amazing
00:41:54Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:58Taylor
00:42:00Were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because you know
00:42:03We've talked to you about listening before
00:42:08Well, that is amazing
00:42:09Promise me, you'll never leave us
00:42:21Oh God
00:42:22I love you...
00:42:23And your sister...
00:42:25Your brother so much
00:42:27I never wanted...
00:42:30Well, that is amazing
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:35Yeah...
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine
00:42:38No matter what happens
00:42:42I love you...
00:42:43And your brother and sister very much
00:42:47Fistbone?
00:42:51All right
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:55Oh...
00:42:58Forgot my coat
00:43:07Hey Eric...
00:43:10Charlie...
00:43:11You have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No...
00:43:14Yeah...
00:43:14Okay...
00:43:17Nevermind...
00:43:25Hey, Devin...
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:27I'm sorry, Mr. D...
00:43:29But I got some not-so-great news about your apartment
00:43:31Apparently Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A.P. at the tier
00:43:35Offered a bunch of cash and they gave it to him
00:43:37Not cool!
00:43:38What? What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it, I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool!
00:43:43No, no, no, Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love
00:43:47I could show it to you this afternoon
00:43:50Great
00:43:50Okay, well then let's go
00:43:54We're gonna have misgivings, that's part of the process
00:43:57Here
00:43:57Oh, thanks Bill
00:43:59How's Devin? Is he helping?
00:44:01Uh, yeah, he's a real go-getter
00:44:04Yeah, I don't know what I would have done without him in my divorces
00:44:07Gotta have a bachelor pad
00:44:08Wait til you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:13How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin, your son
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he's great
00:44:20I think our relationship's probably
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever gonna be, you know?
00:44:25Uh-huh
00:44:27I'm gonna go get a latte
00:44:27Yeah, grab me one too
00:44:32Hey, Dad
00:44:33Oh, God!
00:44:35Oh, this is for a friend
00:44:36Terrible habit, I should, he should quit?
00:44:39Yeah
00:44:39Why aren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it
00:44:42You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend
00:44:45Fair enough, what can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used
00:44:51These?
00:44:51Yeah
00:44:52Brand new
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit
00:44:54Which I'm willing to keep a secret
00:44:57If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover
00:45:02What? Me? No, what are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness of your sudden appearance here, but
00:45:12Trust me
00:45:14You need one
00:45:17Desperately
00:45:19Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure, you look amazing, Dad
00:45:23I don't feel like myself, honestly
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident
00:45:25But when you see Mom, please tell her this was your idea
00:45:28Okay
00:45:28Okay
00:45:28I had nothing to do with it
00:45:30You did it for her
00:45:31No, no, no, no, honey
00:45:32This isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now
00:45:35No, you'll be fine
00:45:35It's fine
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43I decided to change my look
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:47No, I did it all for you
00:45:50I don't believe that
00:45:51Emma told me to say that
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover
00:45:57Emma?
00:45:58Yeah
00:45:59Wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was cancelled
00:46:05That's weird
00:46:05Yeah
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg
00:46:08Weirdest day I've ever experienced
00:46:10Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight
00:46:14Hey, hello
00:46:16What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know, let's find out
00:46:20Let's find out together
00:46:22Come on in
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good, how are you?
00:46:25Thank you
00:46:26I'm great
00:46:28She's great
00:46:31So, um
00:46:33Sorry, family emergency
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight
00:46:37Mm, mm-hmm
00:46:38I hear that
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner and that's what we've spoken about
00:46:50Feels a little soon
00:46:51Best not to rush into things
00:46:52I'm sorry, did something change?
00:46:54Because last week you were
00:46:55Last week was so last week, am I right?
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth just trying things
00:47:01But this week I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people
00:47:07Great people who can either, hey, stay together
00:47:10Or make the same mistakes with less great people
00:47:13I don't know, just spitballing here
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:17Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind
00:47:26True, I don't even know what I'm doing
00:47:28There's nothing there, there's nothing there
00:47:31There's nothing there
00:47:32There's nothing there
00:47:34I know what I'm doing
00:47:35I'm keeping you two from burning it all down
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire
00:47:39Cooling you off
00:47:41Cool off
00:47:43How about a can to you guys, huh?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal for the deals
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48You just have a great last name
00:47:49I don't like my last name
00:47:50But we can't pick our Danish stepfathers
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him
00:47:56I'm okay
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03That's so unprofessional
00:48:04Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill
00:48:06Bill from your work
00:48:08You're right
00:48:09It was
00:48:11100%
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like 10 years
00:48:14This haircut is so cute
00:48:16Oh
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house
00:48:24Take a nap
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28Well, we're still married
00:48:31Some countries should have to
00:48:34Eric!
00:48:36Eric!
00:48:54Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up
00:48:58No wonder half the country is divorced
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it
00:49:13Entropy
00:49:18You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24You ever think there...
00:49:33What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing
00:49:38Nothing
00:49:38Oh yeah
00:49:44Are you alright?
00:49:45Yeah
00:49:46Fine
00:49:51Ugh
00:49:53I gotta make a work call
00:49:54I got a new private
00:49:55Hmm, lucky guy
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess
00:50:01I'll leave you in private
00:50:03So you make your call
00:50:04Private
00:50:06Ooh
00:50:08Now as you can see
00:50:09Everything is up to the minute
00:50:10Cutting edge
00:50:11State of the art
00:50:12Everything that the modern
00:50:13Hot single man
00:50:14Especially with this look
00:50:15Could ask for
00:50:16Okay, okay
00:50:16And I wanna be clear about this
00:50:18This place is available immediately
00:50:20Oh yeah!
00:50:21It's all yours!
00:50:22No worries!
00:50:23And wait till the new hookup see this place
00:50:24I'm talking muy
00:50:26Enthusiastic consent
00:50:27Hombre
00:50:27Okay
00:50:28Okay
00:50:28And most of the residents are single
00:50:30So you don't have to deal with any annoying kids
00:50:33Alright, right this way
00:50:36Alright
00:50:37Here we go
00:50:40And you are going to love this place
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:45Wrong number of...
00:50:46Oh!
00:50:47Gets a little malfunctioning
00:50:48Okay, hold on
00:50:49Let's do a little
00:50:51Here we go
00:50:52Welcome to your new bachelor
00:50:56Oh my lord
00:51:00It was perfect this morning
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry Mr. Deal
00:51:04We'll get this fixed up
00:51:05And have it be this
00:51:13What am I doing?
00:51:19Hmm
00:51:20Guess so
00:51:21Oh god, I forgot about that
00:51:23Yeah, who would put it there?
00:51:25Hmm, maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two, uh...
00:51:31What?
00:51:32Never mind
00:51:34Honey
00:51:36Can we talk?
00:51:38Who came up with the idea of a deadline?
00:51:39Maybe we, you know, could do it next week
00:51:43Or a couple of weeks
00:51:44Or the first of the month
00:51:45But you've talked about being in limbo
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51You know that's not what I want
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out
00:51:57Isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:06I know
00:52:07I haven't been
00:52:09Fully present for a while
00:52:13But you know
00:52:13Ever since Taylor was born
00:52:15I'm like a ghost in this house
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar
00:52:24I just...
00:52:26I have three kids in here
00:52:27We have three kids, Jen
00:52:28So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me
00:52:35Especially with Taylor
00:52:37I could never reach him
00:52:39At all
00:52:40And I could never reach you
00:52:42I just...
00:52:44I don't know
00:52:44Just checked out
00:52:45Like I've had one foot out the door for months
00:52:48But today, something changed
00:52:51Really
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without
00:52:57My family
00:52:58Without my kids
00:53:01Without you
00:53:03How do I know
00:53:04You won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow?
00:53:10I'm right here
00:53:12Fully committed
00:53:16And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will
00:53:28Oh!
00:53:28Oh! Emma!
00:53:29You can go to your party
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party
00:53:38Oh! I'm not going
00:53:40I'm just...
00:53:42Happy
00:53:42You know, to have the option
00:53:47Okay
00:53:53I'm just...
00:54:08Morning
00:54:28Dad, what are you doing?
00:54:31You know, my grandfather always said the clock can help you now, and it was always broken.
00:54:36You can never figure out the gears or the movements, but look at that.
00:54:42Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless it force acts to make it stop.
00:54:47Otherwise, it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward.
00:54:53Great-grandfather would be very proud of you, too.
00:54:56Text from your realtor? Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, now, wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this front of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:03No, no, no, no, this is a miscommunication.
00:55:04This was supposed to be a trial separation.
00:55:07You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:55:08You said Dan's was gross. I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:12Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14Don't just tell lonely bachelor pad.
00:55:16There's no bachelor pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:21And you know what?
00:55:22It's lucky for you, you have a pad suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it!
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:35Should I do the honors?
00:55:44Does he look tired to you?
00:55:48Joe, you need to go to bed.
00:55:51No, he could be.
00:55:52I don't want to be.
00:56:03I don't know if he's in the next phase.
00:56:05I have already hurt some of the rand.
00:56:05I'm sorry if I did it.
00:56:05I don't know if he was saying on board with him.
00:56:06I don't know if I can do anything.
00:56:09I don't know if he could.
00:56:12I think he could go to bed.
00:56:14Oh, I don't know if I'm really good.
00:56:32It's time to get down.
00:57:01We steal his phone, that's great.
00:57:04But we can't be in three places at once.
00:57:06Oh, God.
00:57:07Hey, guys, what are you talking about?
00:57:09Nothing to do with you.
00:57:11Why are you guys not just leaving me out of stuff?
00:57:15Ow.
00:57:34If I'm not in my room or eating breakfast, he comes down here.
00:57:37I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:39Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:41You better come.
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:44How'd you know that was going to happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:52Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:59Whoa.
00:58:00It really works.
00:58:01You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10Turn back the clock.
00:58:11He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:17This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:21Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:30Pay attention, Max.
00:58:31The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be your last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:39They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:48So obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed us and not mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:56Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:01Hey, guys.
00:59:01What are you doing down here?
00:59:03I'm going to drive Max to school today, so you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that we're having dinner tonight?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:14It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:19Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:21Oh, shoot.
00:59:22Watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:34Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:35We need $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that like drug dealing?
00:59:40No.
00:59:40We knew which stocks were going up in the first hour, so I put all my babysitting money into them.
00:59:44Forget mom and dad.
00:59:45Let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high roller suites and have a sibling camp out.
01:00:03Hey, mom.
01:00:04Teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max?
01:00:07What are you...
01:00:09Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro?
01:00:11Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait, don't be rude.
01:00:15Right.
01:00:15Please leave now.
01:00:16I'm so sorry.
01:00:17No, it's cool.
01:00:19It's cool.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:20Well, Rose on a mission.
01:00:22Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:24Tell me about your first date with dad.
01:00:25How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go.
01:00:28First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony, and it was classical music, which
01:00:34I'm not into, but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:36Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall, and next to it was a food truck selling
01:00:41beignets.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet?
01:00:43It's like a donut?
01:00:44Right, they don't have a hole in it?
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like, oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:50We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and...
01:00:53Oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:55That first bite, it was so delicious, and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy because, like, it never snows in town, and it was just so new, and it was
01:01:12so exciting, and it was just like the city, your dad, life, it was just, it was packed
01:01:23into this one magical moment.
01:01:26Are you okay?
01:01:27Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone, because it really was special.
01:01:36Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's shaped like a square.
01:01:45Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I have to go.
01:01:48Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hopeless.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra, but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about the snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:15Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:20Oh, Nemo?
01:02:23Oh, no!
01:02:25I had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no.
01:02:28Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called, and he wanted your apartment for his L.A. Pied de Tire.
01:02:42The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
01:02:45You can see it right now.
01:02:46Oh, no.
01:02:48Oh, no.
01:02:59I need to be safe.
01:02:59Oh, no.
01:03:04Oh, no.
01:03:04Oh, no.
01:03:05Oh, no.
01:03:05Oh, no.
01:03:06Oh, no.
01:03:09Oh.
01:03:19Get in here, get in here.
01:03:22Get in here.
01:03:26We gotta go.
01:03:26Dad's gonna be here soon.
01:03:27Really?
01:03:28Not now.
01:03:29This is so fun.
01:03:39I don't want this day to end.
01:03:40Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:04:14Hey!
01:04:19What the hell?
01:04:20What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:23The whole place is trash.
01:04:25Get in position, make the call.
01:04:27Good job, Max.
01:04:28We'll finish everything at home.
01:04:29You don't want to go.
01:04:29I don't know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line.
01:04:33It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:43Is this Devin?
01:04:44Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:45Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:48I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay.
01:04:51Well, are the girls coming?
01:04:52Yeah, Belia.
01:04:55Axeman to base.
01:04:57Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:04According to finderphone, you stole...
01:05:08You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09It's not Matt and Taylor's fault.
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:05:15Oh!
01:05:16Oh, my God.
01:05:18This is amazing.
01:05:26Did you?
01:05:27I did not.
01:05:28I...
01:05:28I swear.
01:05:31Wow.
01:05:33It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:37That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:41It was.
01:05:42This is unusual.
01:05:45Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:49Should we get a beignet?
01:05:50I think we should.
01:05:52I think we should.
01:05:53We're gonna have two beignets.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:01Do it.
01:06:04All right.
01:06:05Here you guys go.
01:06:05Where's Max?
01:06:09Mm.
01:06:10They're just as good as they were back then.
01:06:12Back then, I was too terrified to even eat.
01:06:14I was afraid you were gonna slap me when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:16I would have kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would have kissed you hello.
01:06:22Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this.
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:34It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:49No.
01:06:50This is fantastic.
01:07:04I wanna stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:10I want you to stay too.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29You know this little dude?
01:07:30Yeah, he's my brother.
01:07:32Unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now.
01:07:35So, uh, thank you for bringing him back.
01:07:37But I'll just take it from here.
01:07:39Well, what's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44So maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Cliff, though.
01:07:49Tell your mom.
01:07:51Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:54Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:55Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:59Who's this guy?
01:08:00My student.
01:08:01A friend?
01:08:01How do you know my wife?
01:08:03Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:04I just wanted to let Jen know what a kid was up to.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:10How are you doing?
01:08:10Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Andrews.
01:08:16I'm Eric's realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:18And that bachelor pad?
01:08:19It is ready.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:22It's all good.
01:08:23I'm just gonna get going.
01:08:24You wanna go with him?
01:08:24Beignets, anyone.
01:08:25Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:27Can they turn this off?
01:08:28Make this right.
01:08:29Don't turn it back.
01:08:30I mean, we want it.
01:08:31But that's...
01:08:31No passion.
01:08:33It's a beautiful passion.
01:08:34I love it.
01:08:35Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:37You need a lawyer too much.
01:08:39No, hold on.
01:08:40Um...
01:08:40Not following at night.
01:08:42Great sectional and a hot tub.
01:08:43Quiet!
01:08:45Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today is figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:51Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:55We do not want to go to dinner!
01:08:56Because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:59Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:01Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:03Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up, Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:08Taylor?
01:09:10No, Taylor, I told you I got this!
01:09:29Max had some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:37The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:09:39No surprises or trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:46I think we're gonna need a second opinion!
01:09:49This is a real emergency!
01:09:50Are you kidding?
01:09:52Nobody believes you!
01:09:53God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers on light bulbs.
01:10:01Why would thieves only steal the dining room table?
01:10:07Why not jewelry?
01:10:08Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you all in the same place.
01:10:12about something important.
01:10:14Yes, this is important.
01:10:16No excuses, we need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:23And it's yours to keep, all you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI! Nobody moved!
01:10:34So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:37Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though. It was like they already knew.
01:10:41Couldn't even...
01:10:43Hey! Hey!
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:48Get back here!
01:10:50All right, all right.
01:10:52I get the stage rackin'.
01:10:53Should I get major backin'?
01:10:54I do it for the people.
01:10:55Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news!
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh, honey!
01:11:04That's amazing!
01:11:04Congratulations!
01:11:06There's just one condition.
01:11:07The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theatre and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie, that seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry, we'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:35I think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:11:39We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:42No, look at the clock.
01:11:42We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back!
01:11:57Whoa!
01:11:57No, you're not!
01:11:58Stop!
01:11:59Don't stop walking, Emma!
01:12:00Oh, my God!
01:12:00Not until we try everything!
01:12:02We have to!
01:12:02Everything!
01:12:03You're gonna waste a day!
01:12:04It's over!
01:12:05I'm doing it now!
01:12:06No, you're not!
01:12:10Oh, God.
01:12:12I guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault!
01:12:16Of course it is!
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around!
01:12:20Why I always avoid you!
01:12:21You screw up everything!
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything!
01:12:26You can't!
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe!
01:12:29Both of you!
01:12:30Don't pick on him!
01:12:33You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:58You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:13:02I'm moving high above it all!
01:13:04I'm moving high above it all!
01:13:06They never tie up being down!
01:13:10I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:13:14Don't break my fault!
01:13:17I'll lose it all!
01:13:20I'll lose it all!
01:13:22Your touch!
01:13:24Enough!
01:13:26To bring me up!
01:13:40I'm not turning it down!
01:13:42Uh, no.
01:13:43I actually want to collaborate.
01:13:46If you're still talking to me.
01:13:48I'm sorry.
01:13:51I'm sorry.
01:13:53I'm alright.
01:13:55Cool.
01:13:56What do you have?
01:13:57Alright.
01:13:57I'll write you what we can say.
01:13:59For the music part, I'll let you take that over.
01:14:02That's weird.
01:14:03Yeah!
01:14:05I could say, you know, that they can't have each other even though, you know, they deserve each other.
01:14:10What the heck?
01:14:11This is so good!
01:14:12It's like, it's like when pop songs are really upbeat, but then you listen to the lyrics,
01:14:16And we're gonna need the decorations, right?
01:14:18We're gonna have to get the stage.
01:14:20Tell me your favorite part.
01:14:22I think it's great!
01:14:24Just bring me up!
01:14:26Don't break my fault!
01:14:30Don't lose it all!
01:14:34One touch!
01:14:36Enough!
01:14:38Just bring me up!
01:14:42Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
01:14:45Oh-oho-oh!
01:14:46Just bring me up!
01:14:49Oh-oho-oh-oh!
01:14:53Oh-oho-oh!
01:14:55Oh-oho-oh!
01:14:57Oh-oho-oh!
01:14:57Oh-oho-oh-oh-oh!
01:15:03Hello?
01:15:08Hello, Mum!
01:15:10Hey!
01:15:10Hey!
01:15:10Take a seat.
01:15:11Okay.
01:15:15Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad, take a seat.
01:15:25Alright.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple, Jan and Derek,
01:15:36who have everything except for each other.
01:15:41By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:46Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:51Father and mother can't be together.
01:15:57Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say
01:16:02You just can't change today!
01:16:05Today, just can't change today!
01:16:07No way!
01:16:08You do the job and you do the job,
01:16:11that we're not going to stay together.
01:16:13We can not stay together.
01:16:16No matter the day,
01:16:18no matter the weather.
01:16:28When one moment might have changed everything,
01:16:31when one moment might have made sense of the ring...
01:16:48Well, that was, uh...
01:16:51That was...
01:16:54Was...
01:16:56What was that?
01:17:17Mom?
01:17:30Dad?
01:18:02Mom?
01:18:17Mom?
01:18:18Mom?
01:18:19Is that right?
01:18:20I'm so sorry.
01:18:20Mom?
01:18:20Mom?
01:18:20Dad?
01:18:20Huh?
01:18:24I'm so sorry.
01:18:25I'm so sorry.
01:18:26I'm so sorry.
01:18:45I'm sorry. I thought I was off.
01:18:49We ought to do these sibling campouts more often.
01:18:51Yeah, once in a while. We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:55Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:19:37I see you at dinner.
01:19:49Did he suspect anything?
01:19:51Right, like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:56I don't know. Did he?
01:19:57Hey, good morning. What are you guys doing down here?
01:20:00Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:20:03Mm-hmm.
01:20:04Such a bummer about the clock.
01:20:06Just broke.
01:20:08Come on, guys. Let's go.
01:20:12Come on, girl. I saved you a shotgun.
01:20:21Taylor.
01:20:22Come on. We're late for school.
01:20:24No, about tonight.
01:20:25I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:27MF2.
01:20:28Ow.
01:20:28Good.
01:20:56It's time to go.
01:21:02Love.
01:21:08It's time to go.
01:21:12Oh.
01:21:15It's time to go.
01:21:15Oh.
01:21:22It's time to go.
01:21:24Oh.
01:21:29Oh.
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