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00:00:06Uh-huh.
00:00:09Okay.
00:00:13That's great.
00:00:16I think they've accepted the price.
00:00:22You think we can still exchange on Thursday?
00:00:26That's great.
00:00:27Listen, I just need to take another call.
00:00:31I'll talk soon. Bye.
00:00:33Hey.
00:00:35What, you bringing who?
00:00:39Okay.
00:00:40No, it's...
00:00:42It's fine.
00:00:43It is fine.
00:00:46It is...
00:00:47Oh, shit.
00:00:48No, of course. Fine.
00:00:50Hey, I'm saying it's fine. That's how you know it's fine.
00:00:54Well, there's plenty of food, so I'll see you soon.
00:00:58Okay, bye.
00:00:59Bye.
00:01:03Hey, they're bringing Jessica.
00:01:06Oh, God.
00:01:08Why are they bringing Jessica?
00:01:10Why not bring Jessica?
00:01:12She always flirts with you.
00:01:13She flirts with everyone.
00:01:14Oh, fine, then we can all flirt with Little Miss, aren't I? Fascinating.
00:01:18You know, she just wrote this bestseller.
00:01:20Four hundred pages of confession porn, I know.
00:01:23And now she's coming over, and it's going to be...
00:01:25Oh, hi, Jessica. Sorry, I haven't read your book.
00:01:29It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:36It's not that big of a deal.
00:01:57I know.
00:01:58Oh, I know.
00:02:00Oh, I know.
00:02:01Oh, hi, Sarah.
00:02:03Hi.
00:02:03You look gorgeous.
00:02:05I'm crashing your party.
00:02:06You don't mind, dear.
00:02:07Hi, mate.
00:02:08Hey, hello.
00:02:10Smells promising.
00:02:10Hi, Tom.
00:02:11Hey, Jessica.
00:02:13I was hoping you'd make the clafootie.
00:02:15Have you tried Tom's clafootie?
00:02:16No.
00:02:17I've never tried Tom's clafootie, you know.
00:02:19All you should do is just make clafootie for the rest of your life.
00:02:21Seriously, you haven't lived.
00:02:23Have you tried this clafootie?
00:02:24Okay, okay.
00:02:26I made the clafootie.
00:02:28Yay!
00:02:28Oh, I can see the...
00:02:29Hmm.
00:02:30Well, this is going to be an occasion.
00:02:31Don't forget a night with Tom's clafootie.
00:02:33How are the kids?
00:02:34Ben has become a born-again Christian.
00:02:36What?
00:02:37Yeah, he says he needs faith in his life.
00:02:40Last night before dinner, he tried to make us hold hands and pray.
00:02:44Hopefully he'll just get bored and become an anarchist or something.
00:02:48Well, Poppy just came out.
00:02:50Really?
00:02:50At least you don't have to worry about her getting pregnant.
00:02:54I hear your book's doing well.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57I haven't read it yet.
00:02:58Oh, that's okay.
00:02:59I've read it.
00:03:00Brilliant.
00:03:01Well, what's it about?
00:03:02It's a kind of memoir of my misspent life.
00:03:06Reviews have been amazing.
00:03:07You should read it.
00:03:08Absolutely, I will.
00:03:09I'll read it.
00:03:10You know, I've never actually been to your house before.
00:03:13You haven't?
00:03:14No, I haven't.
00:03:14You've never invited me.
00:03:16Oh, well...
00:03:16Why don't you show me around?
00:03:20They shouldn't.
00:03:22Here.
00:03:24Let's start upstairs.
00:03:29Everyone is reading your book.
00:03:31Not your wife.
00:03:32I hope you don't mind my bringing Jessica.
00:03:34She was tugging along and meant before I knew it.
00:03:36No, it's fine.
00:03:38No, it isn't fine.
00:03:39I can see it isn't.
00:03:43What's up there?
00:03:43That's my office.
00:03:50What's this then?
00:03:51Just a project I've been working on.
00:03:53All those sharp edges.
00:03:55Are people supposed to live in it?
00:03:56Hopefully.
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:05I've never forgotten that night.
00:04:08Do you ever think about it?
00:04:21I was just showing Jessica the Napier Street project.
00:04:25The food's burning.
00:04:26You might want to get back to it before dinner's ruined.
00:04:28I didn't hear.
00:04:37Wait, wait.
00:04:38How many women?
00:04:39Seven.
00:04:40Jesus.
00:04:41Doesn't it bother you defending someone like that?
00:04:44Well, I'm just going to defend him.
00:04:45Yeah, I just don't know why it has to be you.
00:04:47Do we have to have this argument again?
00:04:48Well, if you dealt with as many domestic violence victims as I have to every day,
00:04:52you simply wouldn't do it.
00:04:53And if I didn't, you wouldn't enjoy the lifestyle that you do.
00:04:56Not a domestic violence counselling salary.
00:04:58Well, I just don't know why you have to do so many rape cases.
00:05:01Actually, what I really like to do is get out of rape, back into murder.
00:05:04You know, the thing about rapists is they're all...
00:05:09arseholes.
00:05:10No kidding.
00:05:11Murderers aren't arseholes?
00:05:12Well, you know, it's the type of arsehole.
00:05:15Plus, I fucking hate cross-examining rape victims.
00:05:18It's impossible not to look like a cunt.
00:05:20I defy anyone to cross-examine a rape victim and not look like a cunt.
00:05:24My husband the cunt, everyone.
00:05:26Well, it's not easy being a cunt.
00:05:27You have no idea.
00:05:29I was raped once.
00:05:31What?
00:05:33When?
00:05:34Oh, that was years ago.
00:05:36Straight after college.
00:05:38Why did you never tell me?
00:05:41I didn't tell Aaron.
00:05:44I suppose I just thought he'd get some clever lawyer and I'd get humiliated in court and...
00:05:50And he'd get off anyway.
00:05:54Well, I know I really do feel like you can't.
00:05:57Well, now you see what you really are.
00:06:00Truth hurts, doesn't it?
00:06:17You weren't raped, were you?
00:06:19I'm just fucking with you.
00:06:23I can't believe you just made a joke about being raped.
00:06:25Well, you all didn't seem to mind when he was joking about it.
00:06:41Sarah, are you all right?
00:06:44I'm sorry.
00:06:51Napier Street's become this obsession for Tom.
00:06:54I think no one's ever taken him seriously, and this is going to change everything.
00:07:01The main investor pulled out.
00:07:04So Tom took out a loan without telling me.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:08Now it's way over budget.
00:07:10He's run out of money and wash.
00:07:14So...
00:07:21I didn't find out what was going on until I started doing this year's tax returns.
00:07:25And of course, by then, it was too fucking late.
00:07:28There we are.
00:07:30It's fine.
00:07:38Yeah, well, everyone's settled down and got boring, haven't you?
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:42Except Jessica, of course.
00:07:44Oh, well.
00:07:44You never got boring.
00:07:46Crazy gets boring after a while.
00:07:47Well, we're all crazy about you.
00:07:49Do you remember that last night after finals?
00:07:51Mm.
00:07:52All you did was talk about buildings, and I just wanted you to take me home and fuck me.
00:07:59Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:00You just had us all wrapped around your little finger, didn't you?
00:08:03But you married Ben.
00:08:04I did.
00:08:05Yeah, don't you forget it.
00:08:07You two would never have made each other happy.
00:08:09Nah.
00:08:10I never make men happy.
00:08:12What about Mr. X?
00:08:13Mr. X?
00:08:14Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:08:16He made me happy.
00:08:17He's from the book.
00:08:18Married man, apparently.
00:08:20Do we know him?
00:08:21She won't tell me.
00:08:23Well, I hope his wife doesn't find out.
00:08:25Well, she won't for me.
00:08:26I'm not going to burst that bubble.
00:08:27Maybe it's not a bubble.
00:08:28Maybe what it is, is a marriage.
00:08:33Well, it's kind of the same thing, isn't it?
00:08:36Well.
00:08:39How about the Clifuti?
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43Seriously?
00:08:44You have to try this Clifuti.
00:08:45For God's sake, can we stop going on about this fucking Clifuti?
00:08:48Jess, love.
00:08:50He was just trying to...
00:08:51I know.
00:08:51I'm sorry.
00:08:57So sometimes you get tired of bullshit.
00:09:00What bullshit?
00:09:06Why don't we all just...
00:09:08No, no, no.
00:09:08I'd like to know what bullshit.
00:09:11The roles we've all chosen.
00:09:15Charming amoralist.
00:09:16Poe-faced do-gooder.
00:09:20Pathological dreamer.
00:09:21Grown-up.
00:09:22Fuck-up!
00:09:24Maybe the bullshit who's telling us that our lives are bullshit.
00:09:27I mean, who made you the arbiter of what's bullshit and what isn't?
00:09:30You asked me what I meant.
00:09:31I shouldn't have had to, Jessica.
00:09:33This is my house.
00:09:33You're sitting at my table and I don't need you telling me that my life is bullshit.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:38I'm sorry I was rude about your perfect house and your perfect life and your perfect Clifuti.
00:09:44We should all be so fucking lucky as you.
00:09:46Lucky?
00:09:47Oh, that's a good one.
00:09:51We're having to sell the house.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:58Believe it or not, other people have problems.
00:10:00You know, real problems.
00:10:01Not just about who they're going to flirt with and get high with.
00:10:06Fuck.
00:10:07It's amazing.
00:10:08You've led this life of zero responsibility and you get a bestseller out of it.
00:10:12You have to sit here and be a total narcissist.
00:10:15And just for one evening, can you just not flirt with my fucking husband?
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:21You're selling the house?
00:10:23Yeah, we have to.
00:10:24Well, what happened?
00:10:29Well, we got into trouble.
00:10:31Oh, shit.
00:10:34Can we help?
00:10:35No.
00:10:35No?
00:10:35Well, of course we can.
00:10:37No, it's too much.
00:10:38Nonsense.
00:10:39You helped us when we ran into trouble.
00:10:41I don't know what we've done if you hadn't.
00:10:42Do you happen to have a spare million?
00:10:45She is.
00:10:46We'll manage.
00:10:47We have a buyer.
00:10:48As long as we exchange contracts this week, we'll be fine.
00:10:52I'm sorry I went off on her.
00:10:54She always manages to get to me and I don't know why.
00:10:58I should never have brought her.
00:11:00She kind of insisted it was weird.
00:11:02Oh, maybe she's right.
00:11:03Maybe it is all bullshit.
00:11:06I mean, you try to build a life, a home, future for your kids, and what the fuck is wrong
00:11:12with that?
00:11:13And then one day something happens.
00:11:14And you wonder if the effort, all the fucking effort that you put into the life that you built,
00:11:19you wonder if someone is just playing a fucking joke on you.
00:11:23You'll bounce back.
00:11:24Of course you'll bounce back.
00:11:26Yes, we'll bounce back.
00:11:27As long as we sell the house.
00:11:29This, you'll sell this house.
00:11:31It's a great fucking house.
00:11:38I'm sorry.
00:11:40It's alright.
00:11:44It's alright, I don't know why you want it.
00:11:51You probably will want dessert.
00:11:54Well, now that you mention it.
00:11:55Richard!
00:11:56What? I can't help myself. What do you want me to say?
00:11:58Yeah, alright.
00:12:01Well, probably time for the clafout tea.
00:12:10The clafout tea.
00:12:12Bravo!
00:12:13Oh, it looks fucking amazing.
00:12:17Always looks amazing.
00:12:21Wait a minute.
00:12:22We should get Jessica.
00:12:24Oh, yes, obviously.
00:12:25Is she gone?
00:12:26I'll get her.
00:12:27Wait a minute.
00:12:27There's always something with Jessica.
00:12:29Well, it was me too.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No, it wasn't.
00:12:34It wasn't you.
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll make it up to her when she comes back.
00:12:45Hurry up!
00:12:47Oh, God!
00:12:50Get her down!
00:12:51Get her down!
00:12:52I have to cut it down!
00:12:53Help me!
00:12:55Oh, my God!
00:12:57Hold her up!
00:12:58Hold her up!
00:12:59Hot tree!
00:12:59Higher!
00:13:00Take the weight!
00:13:01Jesus!
00:13:02Get her higher!
00:13:03Fucking use!
00:13:04Get her higher!
00:13:06She's not breathing.
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:08I've got a cramp.
00:13:09What about a cramp?
00:13:10I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I've got a cramp.
00:13:11I'm into what I'm going to do.
00:13:12Oh, you are useless!
00:13:14Quickly!
00:13:15Ah!
00:13:16Cut her down.
00:13:17It's the first thing.
00:13:17Cut her down.
00:13:18Just cut the skull.
00:13:19Just cut it!
00:13:20Fucking cut!
00:13:20Cut it!
00:13:21Come on!
00:13:22Keep jumping!
00:13:24Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:13:25Get the knife!
00:13:26Get the knife!
00:13:27Fucking hell!
00:13:28Okay, just cut!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:32Oh, my God!
00:13:34Oh, my God!
00:13:35Oh, my God!
00:13:38Oh, my God!
00:13:41Is she...
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:43Oh, Jesus!
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:46Oh, my God!
00:13:47Oh, my God!
00:13:48No!
00:13:51Oh, my God!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:56Oh, my God!
00:14:08Oh, my God!
00:14:12Oh, my God!
00:14:31I knew something like this was going to happen, but I didn't think she'd actually fucking do it.
00:14:37I mean, her book's doing really well, finally everything's coming together, and then this, I mean, why, why, why would
00:14:44you come to someone's house for dinner?
00:14:46And then go out into the garden, and, I mean, how exactly is that supposed to make any fucking sense,
00:14:52huh?
00:15:00Want to get you a drink?
00:15:01No, I don't want a fucking drink. I just want this not to happen.
00:15:08It's my fault.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11No.
00:15:11No.
00:15:12I shouldn't have shouted at her. I overreacted.
00:15:15Come on, you can't blame yourself for this.
00:15:16It's crazy.
00:15:18It's nobody's fault.
00:15:28I guess we'd better call someone.
00:15:30Who? Who do you call when someone?
00:15:32The police.
00:15:35The police?
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38And we'd better call someone.
00:15:41I'll do it.
00:15:46Oh, God.
00:15:48Oh, God.
00:15:52Oh, God.
00:15:56Hello?
00:15:59Wait.
00:16:00What?
00:16:01Put the phone down.
00:16:02Why?
00:16:03Oh, hi.
00:16:04What did I put the phone down?
00:16:06What did you do that for?
00:16:08Can't call the police.
00:16:09I was calling an ambulance.
00:16:11You can't call an ambulance, either.
00:16:12Why not?
00:16:13Think about it.
00:16:16I'm not following you.
00:16:18The buyer.
00:16:19What buyer?
00:16:19Our buyer.
00:16:21The house.
00:16:22What does this have to do with our buyer?
00:16:25Well, when he finds out what just happened, he won't buy the house.
00:16:29Right?
00:16:31We don't know.
00:16:32No.
00:16:33Well, that's the point.
00:16:35He might not care.
00:16:37He might.
00:16:38He might not.
00:16:39But he might.
00:16:41He might.
00:16:43Fuck.
00:16:45Fuck.
00:16:46What are we?
00:16:46I mean, what?
00:16:48How are we?
00:16:49It's possible he won't mind that someone just hung themselves in his brand new house.
00:16:54He might think it's cool.
00:16:56On the other hand, he might be totally normal.
00:17:00He could very easily be normal.
00:17:05If we don't sell the house this week, we're going to lose everything.
00:17:10Right, but why would the buyer find out?
00:17:14By the time this comes out, it'll all be done.
00:17:16Tom!
00:17:17What?
00:17:18It'll be all over the internet in the morning.
00:17:20Best-selling author commits suicide in Friends Garden.
00:17:23Tragedy of the North London elite.
00:17:25She was a columnist for the Daily Mail.
00:17:27Don't you fucking get it?
00:17:30Fuck.
00:17:32Well, what are we supposed to do?
00:17:34Keep her here until the buyer signs?
00:17:36Do you have any idea how bad a decomposing body smells?
00:17:39And how are we supposed to explain not reporting it?
00:17:42That's a crime.
00:17:43That has to be a crime.
00:17:44That's a bad crime.
00:17:45I know.
00:17:47We're not going to do that.
00:17:49No, we're not going to do that.
00:17:52What?
00:17:53What if she hadn't done it here?
00:17:55She did it here.
00:17:57What if she hadn't?
00:17:59She did it.
00:18:00How is this relevant?
00:18:01Well, what if she'd done it at her place?
00:18:04You can't be serious.
00:18:06We're not.
00:18:09What do you think?
00:18:10Move the body?
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:12To her place?
00:18:13Mm-hmm.
00:18:13And then what?
00:18:14Work it up.
00:18:16That's insane.
00:18:18It's doable.
00:18:19Doable?
00:18:21Driving to the West End in under two hours on a Friday night.
00:18:24That is doable.
00:18:25This is not doable.
00:18:26Why not?
00:18:27Because it is wrong.
00:18:40We're in this situation because of you.
00:18:43You don't have the luxury of a conscience right now.
00:18:46You want us to lose everything we work for.
00:18:49You want to pull Ben and Sophie out of school.
00:18:52You went to a state school?
00:18:53That was then.
00:18:55If we don't sell, we won't be able to afford a place in a decent catchment area.
00:18:58They'll end up somewhere like Crosley.
00:19:00Fucking Park.
00:19:01They've had Dreece having since Christmas.
00:19:03Park.
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05We have to deal with the situation, Tom.
00:19:09What about Beth and Richard?
00:19:11We'll talk to them.
00:19:14They're not going to come along with us.
00:19:18They're our oldest friends.
00:19:25I can't believe we're even discussing this.
00:19:28Look, you must surely realize that you can't just move a body if it's dead.
00:19:35That would be illegal.
00:19:37I'm wrong.
00:19:37Yes, that too.
00:19:38Wrong.
00:19:38Absolutely.
00:19:39I know.
00:19:41It sounds crazy.
00:19:42No, it is crazy.
00:19:44Look, guys, come on.
00:19:46Let me ask you something.
00:19:48What would be the harm?
00:19:50What do you mean, what would be the harm?
00:19:51We're talking about Jessica.
00:19:53How can you even ask that?
00:19:55Just tell me.
00:19:56What harm would it do?
00:19:57Um, Jessica just killed herself in your garden.
00:20:00That seems like quite a lot of harm to me.
00:20:02I mean, we should be thinking about her.
00:20:07Can you fucking hear yourself right now?
00:20:09Yeah, um, what I'm saying is there's another side to this.
00:20:13There are going to be consequences for Tom and me.
00:20:16There are consequences for everything.
00:20:18And Ben and Sophie.
00:20:19Don't you dare bring them into this.
00:20:20Why not?
00:20:21This is going to affect them.
00:20:23What about Jessica's parents?
00:20:25So are we just going to lie to them now?
00:20:27What difference is it going to make to them whether she did it here or at her place?
00:20:31How would you feel if you were them?
00:20:33How would I feel if I didn't know it had happened?
00:20:35It's lying!
00:20:36It is lying.
00:20:36We're asking you to lie about this so that our lives don't get totally fucked.
00:20:40I can't believe you're asking us to do this.
00:20:46She was our friend.
00:20:47Well, she's more our friend, really.
00:20:49Yes, she was such a great friend.
00:20:50She decided to kill herself in our garden right when we're trying to sell the house.
00:20:53I mean, who does that?
00:20:54Who goes and kills himself in someone else's garden?
00:20:56Why couldn't she just have killed herself in her own fucking garden?
00:21:00She's never garden.
00:21:01Look, let's just try to be reasonable here.
00:21:04I know this is a tough situation for you guys, but, you know, sometimes life's just like that.
00:21:09You just got to take the hit.
00:21:10You know what?
00:21:11You just try taking the hit.
00:21:12No, I wasn't trying to minimize what's at stake for you.
00:21:14No, but you did anyway.
00:21:17Listen, whatever you do next is going to hurt someone.
00:21:22What the fuck is that?
00:21:24It's a fucking cause this time of night.
00:21:25Right, who does that?
00:21:27That's just not answers at all.
00:21:29Right, if we move the body, and someone saw something, we're fucked.
00:21:32Nobody's moving the body.
00:21:34And it's not a body.
00:21:35For fuck's sake, it's Jessica.
00:21:37It's Jessica who just fucked us.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:40Let's just all calm down, all right?
00:21:42Let's just see what it is.
00:22:05It's what you mean for next door.
00:22:07Who?
00:22:08What's her name?
00:22:10Miranda.
00:22:11Miranda.
00:22:13Do you think she saw something?
00:22:15It's a bit of a coincidence, her just turning up now.
00:22:17Yeah, who does that?
00:22:19Look, if she saw something, you definitely wouldn't want to move the body.
00:22:22Stop calling her the body!
00:22:25He's right.
00:22:27Let's just see what she wants.
00:22:38Oh, hello.
00:22:40I'm sorry to bother you so late.
00:22:42It's just that I think I saw a Jessica Debbie in your garden.
00:22:48Jessica Debbie?
00:22:50Yes.
00:22:50She wrote this book.
00:22:52Have you read it?
00:22:53No.
00:22:54Oh, it's wonderful.
00:22:56It's so moving.
00:22:57The part where she talks about making friends with her depression.
00:23:03Well, I was hoping she might sign my copy, if she's not too busy.
00:23:14Is she here?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:17Oh, she is here.
00:23:18Wonderful.
00:23:19But she's indisposed.
00:23:22Oh.
00:23:23Well, could you just ask her?
00:23:25It would only take a minute.
00:23:30Could you just wait a moment?
00:23:36She wants Jessica to sign her fucking book.
00:23:39What?
00:23:39Just tell her to fuck off.
00:23:41She won't fuck off.
00:23:42Just tell her.
00:23:43It might look suspicious.
00:23:45Tom, Sarah, this is getting ridiculous.
00:23:47Just a minute.
00:23:49What are you...
00:23:52That's her bag!
00:23:53You can't just do rifling through her bag and...
00:23:57Wait.
00:24:06Hi.
00:24:07Hello.
00:24:08I'm sorry to bother you so late.
00:24:10Jessica doesn't want to come out.
00:24:11Oh, she doesn't want...
00:24:12She's shy.
00:24:14Oh.
00:24:15But she'll sign your book.
00:24:17She will?
00:24:18Give it to me.
00:24:20She won't come out?
00:24:22Well, she hates signing books.
00:24:24But I got her to make an exception in your case.
00:24:28Unless you don't want it signed.
00:24:30No, no, I do.
00:24:35Well, okay.
00:24:39No, you can't be about to do what I think you're about to do.
00:24:47Hang on.
00:24:51Goodbye.
00:24:52No, stop!
00:24:55Just a kiss.
00:24:57How does that look?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59This is insane!
00:25:03Here you are.
00:25:04Oh, thank you.
00:25:05Okay, then.
00:25:07Would have been nice to meet her.
00:25:09No, you wouldn't want to meet her.
00:25:11She hates fans.
00:25:13Really?
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16You know what these creative types are like.
00:25:18I see.
00:25:18Well, it's a wonderful book.
00:25:20So I hear.
00:25:21You should read it.
00:25:22Yes, I will.
00:25:23Good night, then.
00:25:24Good night.
00:25:31Have you any idea how crazy what uses it is?
00:25:34Well, we had to get rid of her.
00:25:36But that could be used as evidence.
00:25:37If you go through with it...
00:25:39They're not going through with it.
00:25:40No one is going through with it.
00:25:41I think you two have gone mad.
00:25:43You're asking us to take an enormous risk.
00:25:46You understand that, right?
00:25:47That's assuming we get caught.
00:25:49If we're smart about it, we won't get caught.
00:25:51You can't rule out getting caught!
00:25:54Yeah, all right, we can't.
00:25:55But we are desperate.
00:25:57We need your help.
00:25:58I understand that, but...
00:25:59You're our oldest friend.
00:26:01Yes.
00:26:02No, yeah, we...
00:26:02Hey, we are your oldest friends.
00:26:05And we will do anything we can to help, except...
00:26:08There's no helping us if we don't sell.
00:26:10The house.
00:26:10We are going to lose everything.
00:26:12No, you don't know that.
00:26:14We helped you.
00:26:16You said it yourself.
00:26:18You don't know what you would have done if we hadn't.
00:26:20You did, but I helped you after that.
00:26:22You know when you needed those documents countersigned for the Merrow Street project?
00:26:26No, I had to be a little bit naughty on that one.
00:26:28Yes, but this is different.
00:26:30You're fucking right, it's different.
00:26:31Look, we want to help you.
00:26:33You know we do.
00:26:34We do.
00:26:35But with this, we can't.
00:26:36It's not reasonable.
00:26:39So that's it then?
00:26:41Hey.
00:26:43I am sorry.
00:26:50I remember Merrow Street.
00:26:54You did take a risk for us then.
00:26:56You said you'd get disbarred if anyone found out.
00:27:00We were all younger then.
00:27:01We were.
00:27:03It's funny how that became a badge of our friendship.
00:27:07Of course, it never would have come up if Tom hadn't been so useless at paperwork.
00:27:10Well, he is pretty bloody useless.
00:27:12Of course, when I have to do the taxes for Tom's company, he just hands everything over to me.
00:27:16I have to sort it all out.
00:27:19Because he's so useless at paperwork.
00:27:21Because he just hands everything over to me.
00:27:23That's how I know that I'll still have it all.
00:27:27I mean, my files.
00:27:28That naughty thing you did.
00:27:30Sarah, what are you doing?
00:27:31If that file just happened to find its way to the bar council, then that might be a hit you
00:27:37have to take.
00:27:38Sarah, you can't be serious.
00:27:40Richard is our friend.
00:27:41Yes, yes, we're all friends here, aren't we?
00:27:45You fucking bitch.
00:27:47Okay, wait, just wait a minute.
00:27:49No, don't tell me to wait a minute.
00:27:50Your wife just tried to blackmail us.
00:27:55Sarah, you didn't mean what you just said.
00:27:59I mean, what kind of people are we?
00:28:01Well, I don't know about you, Tom, but I'm the kind of person that wants to protect my family.
00:28:06I mean, we can all stand around here and talk about what nice, reasonable people we are.
00:28:10God, I'd love to call the police so that I don't have to look at my oldest friends hating me.
00:28:13I'll have my husband wonder who he's been married to all these years.
00:28:17But I know that if I do that...
00:28:30Look.
00:28:34Look, what do you think happens when you lose everything?
00:28:39Do you think someone's just going to give Tom another job?
00:28:41Do you think someone's just going to give us another fucking mortgage?
00:28:47It's going to be survival.
00:28:48That's what happens when...
00:28:50You know, that's what...
00:28:53That's what we encourage.
00:28:55I've been there, unlike you.
00:28:57Don't sell me your sob story.
00:29:01You'd be sobbing if it was your story.
00:29:03Call it protecting your children or whatever you like,
00:29:06but in the end, ultimately, it is just bullshit.
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't ask to be put in this position.
00:29:12Jessica put us all in this position.
00:29:14And I'm sorry she felt she had to do what she did.
00:29:17What she did, she did to us, too.
00:29:20I have to deal with this in the best way that I know how.
00:29:25Tom, so you're happy with this, aren't you?
00:29:30I wouldn't exactly describe myself as happy, no.
00:29:35But if you're happy to just stand by and watch us lose everything...
00:29:41Oh, tell me it is not that fucking woman again!
00:29:49Good evening, madam.
00:29:51Yes.
00:29:53Is everything all right?
00:29:55Yes.
00:29:56Is there any reason why everything wouldn't be all right?
00:29:59Well, someone dove 999 from this house.
00:30:02They did?
00:30:03They did, yes.
00:30:04Oh.
00:30:06Did you call 999?
00:30:09Me?
00:30:10Yes, madam.
00:30:12No.
00:30:13Did someone else call 999?
00:30:17I did.
00:30:21I thought I saw some kids breaking into the neighbor's car.
00:30:27Which car was that?
00:30:28The blue one over there.
00:30:32Thought you saw or saw?
00:30:34No, saw.
00:30:36Definitely saw.
00:30:38But you didn't complete the call?
00:30:39Well, they saw me.
00:30:41I was looking at them.
00:30:43And I was on the phone.
00:30:45So they ran away.
00:30:50They ran away?
00:30:51Yeah, I didn't want to waste your time, so...
00:30:53I put down the phone.
00:30:54Never a waste of time calling the police if you witness a crime, sir.
00:30:58That's what we're here for?
00:30:59Of course.
00:31:01Are you sure everything's all right?
00:31:03Absolutely everything is just great.
00:31:08Maybe we should take a quick look inside.
00:31:10Just to make sure.
00:31:11Everything is all right, so...
00:31:14Maybe just take a little look.
00:31:15You want to come in?
00:31:16Okay, yes.
00:31:17Okay, okay.
00:31:19Okay.
00:31:19It's right in here.
00:31:37Having dinner?
00:31:39That's right, yeah.
00:31:45Is that a clafootie?
00:31:47It is.
00:31:48Yes.
00:31:51You've got five places, say?
00:31:54Yes.
00:31:55Is someone else here?
00:31:57There was.
00:31:59She wasn't feeling well.
00:32:00She left.
00:32:04Well, looks like everything here's okay.
00:32:09There is one thing.
00:32:12What's that then?
00:32:17I'd like to say...
00:32:24Thank you for taking the trouble.
00:32:27No trouble at all, madam.
00:32:31All right, then.
00:32:32Sorry to have bothered you.
00:32:34It's all right.
00:32:41That is a lovely-looking clafootie.
00:32:44Made one myself the other day.
00:32:48Looks like you browned the top off just about perfect.
00:32:54Come on, Paul.
00:32:57Sorry.
00:32:58Sorry.
00:33:06Sorry to have bothered you.
00:33:07Obviously, you have to shut these things out.
00:33:09If anything else happens, if you see any more kids, up to no good, feel free to give us a
00:33:14call.
00:33:19I can't help feeling like there's something you might want to tell me, sir.
00:33:25No.
00:33:28Nothing I can think of.
00:33:36All right, then.
00:33:38Good night.
00:33:38Good night.
00:33:40Good night.
00:33:43Oh, fuck.
00:33:44They've gone.
00:33:47Jesus fuck!
00:33:49We all just concealed a dead body from the police.
00:33:55I'm a member of the fucking bar, for fuck's sake!
00:33:58Calm down.
00:33:59Don't tell me to calm down!
00:34:01Okay, okay.
00:34:01Look, you realize what happens if this comes out.
00:34:03This isn't just some paperwork from the fucking past.
00:34:06This will be the end of me.
00:34:08The absolute fucking end!
00:34:10It won't be the end if we keep our heads and see this through.
00:34:14Oh, great!
00:34:15Oh, fantastic!
00:34:15So, all we have to do is carry a dead body across the street, put it in the car, drive
00:34:19it all the way to her flat, get her up the stairs, and all without being seen?
00:34:23What could possibly go wrong?
00:34:24Oh, great!
00:34:24So, sorry, you're actually going along with this now?
00:34:26We have to!
00:34:27We're fucked if we don't!
00:34:28We haven't done anything!
00:34:30We just did!
00:34:32No!
00:34:33I...
00:34:34No!
00:34:34I...
00:34:36I...
00:34:36I wanted to say something, and you stopped me, and you were dragging me across the room
00:34:40by the hand, and you hurt my hand.
00:34:42It's still hurting!
00:34:43Oh, I'm sorry about your fucking hand!
00:34:46No, you're not!
00:34:46You are not sorry about anything!
00:34:48The only thing you care about is your precious career, cavorting around the old bailey in a wig!
00:34:53What?
00:34:53Letting rapists roam the streets as long as we're all standing around saying how marvellous you are!
00:34:58What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
00:35:00If you don't know what it has to do with everything, then you're not as clever as you think you
00:35:05are.
00:35:05Well, I wasn't clever enough to anticipate the toxic fucking sanctum of you managed to dish out every day.
00:35:10No, no, I was not.
00:35:11That came as a fucking surprise, I have to say.
00:35:13Okay, guys, for God's sake!
00:35:16You try living with God's representative of moral perfection on earth, isn't he, for us fucking ordinary mortals...
00:35:22You're weak! You're just weak, you know you are!
00:35:25Come on, run away!
00:35:27Weak!
00:35:45An hour ago, we were just fucking having dinner, and now I just feel like I've got a fucking gun
00:35:49to my head.
00:35:50Why, we're locked in now.
00:35:53How would it be so terrible to just move the body?
00:36:01No, what would be the harm, though, really?
00:36:07Beth will come around.
00:36:08She's a reasonable person.
00:36:11Reasonable?
00:36:12Well, sorry, did you not hear what she just said?
00:36:15All I care about is my wig?
00:36:18Do you think I like rapists?
00:36:20I fucking hate rapists!
00:36:22But what else am I supposed to do?
00:36:23I'm good at rapists!
00:36:25I love her, but she's impossible sometimes.
00:36:30Never have sex anymore.
00:36:33That's marriage, though, isn't it?
00:36:36It just goes away.
00:36:38The whole thing's ridiculous.
00:36:40We're supposed to mate for life.
00:36:42Well, we only really want to do it for the first couple of years,
00:36:44and all we want is to do it with other people.
00:36:47I mean, this fucking brilliant idea was that!
00:36:53Jessica was different, though, wasn't she?
00:36:55She never changed.
00:36:58I'll never make men happy.
00:37:01What about Mr. X?
00:37:02Mr. X?
00:37:02Well, I wouldn't say I made him happy.
00:37:04He made me happy.
00:37:05It's from the book.
00:37:07Do we know him?
00:37:08She went to town.
00:37:12She never stopped living.
00:37:14She didn't.
00:37:17What if we just went off?
00:37:20What?
00:37:22Somewhere.
00:37:22Like Morocco.
00:37:23Or Brazil.
00:37:26Together.
00:37:31We should get back to them.
00:37:34We need to decide what we're going to do together.
00:37:38Just leave them for a bit.
00:37:40Sarah and Beth, they love each other.
00:37:41They're working out.
00:37:48Oh.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:52I'm so sorry.
00:37:53It's okay.
00:37:54I'll clear it up.
00:37:55No, no, I'll clear it up.
00:37:56Can I help?
00:37:57No, fuck off.
00:37:58I'm still angry with you.
00:38:02I'm so sorry.
00:38:03I'm so sorry.
00:38:07It's fine.
00:38:09Will you help?
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:27Hello?
00:38:30Oh, hello.
00:38:32You what?
00:38:36Now?
00:38:37As in tonight?
00:38:38No, it's just that, uh...
00:38:42I...
00:38:42The thing is...
00:38:44This is the only night.
00:38:47Okay.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52It's the estate agent.
00:38:54The buyer wants to come over.
00:38:56She wants to show her husband the house.
00:38:58Now?
00:38:59They said ten minutes.
00:39:01What?
00:39:01That's fucking...
00:39:01That's ridiculous.
00:39:03He spends most of his time abroad.
00:39:04I know he was letting her pick out the house.
00:39:06Now suddenly, he wants to see it?
00:39:08This is the only night that he can do it.
00:39:11Until he flies out again.
00:39:12He can't just announce he's turning up in the middle of the night.
00:39:15That's unreasonable.
00:39:15He's rich.
00:39:17Rich people are unreasonable.
00:39:19We can't say no.
00:39:21What about, um...
00:39:25We'll have to move her.
00:39:27No way!
00:39:28It's what we were going to do anyway.
00:39:30I am having no part in this.
00:39:32Fine.
00:39:34Tom.
00:39:36Richard.
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:57All right.
00:39:57Give me a hand.
00:39:58Here.
00:40:00I'm sorry.
00:40:01I don't think I can.
00:40:02What?
00:40:03I can't.
00:40:03I can't.
00:40:04I can't.
00:40:06Really?
00:40:08What do you mean, really?
00:40:10I can't.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:11What does that mean?
00:40:11I'm not a real man or something?
00:40:13Give me a time for fuck's sake.
00:40:21Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.
00:40:27Can you at least open the door?
00:40:29Fucking door.
00:40:34Fuck.
00:40:36Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:40:47Upstairs.
00:40:48Up...where?
00:40:49Somewhere.
00:40:50Fuck.
00:40:51That was not ten minutes.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54In there.
00:40:55Open the door.
00:40:56Richard, Richard, Richard.
00:40:58Fuck.
00:41:01Fuck.
00:41:02Fuck.
00:41:03Is it on the toilet?
00:41:09What if they want to look?
00:41:16They won't want to look in there.
00:41:18It's just a toilet.
00:41:19Oh shit.
00:41:35Hi.
00:41:36Sorry.
00:41:37Hi.
00:41:37Husbands, it's still taking a look.
00:41:39Kind of a tricky type, but I think this will nail it.
00:41:41Oh, okay.
00:41:41Wait for five minutes.
00:41:42In and out.
00:41:42Hi, I'm so sorry about this. No, no, it's fine. I hope we're not disturbing you. No, not at all.
00:41:49It's just Klaus is in town. He's always away and since he's here. Just wanted to see what I'm buying.
00:41:55Of course. Come in.
00:41:57You remember my husband, Tom? Yes. It's Helen.
00:42:08I'm so sorry you're having dinner. That is what people do.
00:42:13At dinner time. We had pretty much finished. Yes, we finished.
00:42:18Is that Clifudi? Yes, it's actually a specialty of mine. How funny. I love Clifudi.
00:42:26Help yourself. Oh, I'm on a diet.
00:42:30So this is the kitchen. Okay. No, I love what you've done with this.
00:42:36Is that Friedrichsen? Yes, that's serious value to a kitchen.
00:42:41What do you think, honey? That's nice.
00:42:49Yes? When?
00:42:51Oh, I didn't see it.
00:42:54Dr. Becker, don't talk to Petersen.
00:42:56I told you. I don't want them to do anything until the lawyers have seen it. Okay?
00:43:02Sorry.
00:43:04Maybe if we take a look at the rest.
00:43:06Yes, sure. Here. Follow me.
00:43:13Come here.
00:43:24Oh, I just love these old fireplaces.
00:43:27People used to rip them out. Now they pay thousands to put them back in.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51It's a nice house.
00:43:54When did you buy?
00:43:562002.
00:43:572003.
00:43:58You did well then, didn't you?
00:44:00Yes, we got lucky.
00:44:02Yes, you did.
00:44:08Yes?
00:44:09No.
00:44:11Don't listen to Harper.
00:44:12Don't send the drafts to the DIT.
00:44:14I don't want any of these busybodies getting their hands on it before the contracts are signed, okay?
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:22So what, uh, what line are you in?
00:44:25I do consulting.
00:44:28Consulting for what, exactly?
00:44:30For the energy industry.
00:44:33Oh, you're a lobbyist for oil companies?
00:44:36Gas companies, too.
00:44:39It's a nice way to make a living.
00:44:41It's a good living.
00:44:42Well, that depends on your definition of good, doesn't it?
00:44:45You think you don't make compromises?
00:44:51But at least I'm well paid for it.
00:44:57Good.
00:44:57I think we've seen everything.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:08We didn't look in there.
00:45:10Oh, that's just the toilet.
00:45:12Don't worry.
00:45:13You're not going to show us?
00:45:15What?
00:45:16The toilet.
00:45:17You want to see the toilet?
00:45:19You've heard of your other toilets.
00:45:20Did I?
00:45:21Yes, you did.
00:45:22Or is there something in there you don't want us to see?
00:45:29No.
00:45:43You know, I'm not sure you're feeling in the garden at night time.
00:45:47I guess the light really sets off the landscaping.
00:45:50Oh.
00:45:51So, save their reason, Tustin' limestone.
00:45:57We've got to move.
00:45:59We're coming.
00:46:01Now.
00:46:03Now.
00:46:03Yeah, today's night, today's night, and then tomorrow's dinner. Lunch? Maybe dinner? Yeah, no.
00:46:10Yeah, today's night, today's night. Lunch? Maybe dinner? Yeah.
00:46:16You know what I mean? No.
00:46:18That's what I mean.
00:46:21He knows about everything. And not Peterson.
00:46:24Okay, come on.
00:46:25Fuck, he's just so uninformated.
00:46:29Yeah, no. Sometimes. Sometimes. Yeah, sometimes.
00:46:34Just go.
00:46:36Go, go, go.
00:46:37Okay, put my legs down on the floor. Get the fuck out of the way!
00:46:42Get out of the way!
00:46:58Do you have a phone call?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:26So we have three wonderful primary schools in the area.
00:47:29Oh, I can imagine. It must have been terrific for the children.
00:47:32Oh, yes, yes.
00:47:33You know, Klaus and I are planning to have children at some point when he spends more time in London.
00:47:39Aren't we, honey?
00:47:40Of course we are. Well, I think I've seen all I needed to see.
00:47:44Great, great!
00:47:46We're all set, then?
00:47:48Yeah, obviously we'll be in touch.
00:47:50Yes. Thank you so much. Good night!
00:48:00What the fuck do you think you were doing back there?
00:48:03You work for evil oil companies. You're one of Satan's minions.
00:48:07Yeah, I hate people.
00:48:09Fine, but is it strictly necessary to fuck up our sail just so you get to express yourself?
00:48:15Oh, your sail, your sail, your sail. All you think about is this.
00:48:18Your elephant's breath countertops and your Friedrichson oven and your lamb from Hampstead Organics.
00:48:24Oh, you go there too.
00:48:25Whatever. The truth is you don't give a shit about our friend Jessica who you drag up and down stairs
00:48:30like an old mattress.
00:48:31To be honest, I don't know why you're taking her side over us.
00:48:35Someone has to.
00:48:36Do they? What if it was her in our position? Do you think she'd put us before herself?
00:48:40No. She never thought of anyone but herself. How much did she borrow from you over the years, Beth? And
00:48:45did she ever pay you back a penny?
00:48:47She was going to when the book came out.
00:48:49Really? Whenever she had money, she spent it on herself. Then when she ran out, she came to you again.
00:48:53You told me so yourself.
00:48:56I don't care about the money.
00:48:57Fine. Forget about the money. How many of your boyfriends did she sleep with just because she could?
00:49:03Only two and I forgave her.
00:49:05You were always bloody forgiving her. Meantime, I was the one who had to console you for weeks.
00:49:10I never asked you to.
00:49:11You were having a breakdown. What else was I supposed to do?
00:49:14You always resented her. Her looks and her charm.
00:49:17And you worshipped her. I don't know which of us was more pathetic.
00:49:21Maybe I was pathetic. But at least I'm trying to be a good person.
00:49:25A good person? You know what a good person does? They don't go on and on about being a good
00:49:29person.
00:49:29They don't use being a good person to beat up everybody else. They don't get off on feeling morally fucking
00:49:34superior.
00:49:35But it's not fair.
00:49:36Isn't it? Your own husband can't take it anymore.
00:49:38What? Wait a minute.
00:49:40What did you call it earlier? Toxic sanctimony?
00:49:43That was in the heat the moment.
00:49:44Yeah, but you meant it, didn't you?
00:49:46You know what? Fuck all three of you.
00:49:50Fair.
00:49:50No, don't bet me. If you think I'm so sanctimonious, that is exactly what I'm going to be.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:56I'm calling the police.
00:49:57Do it.
00:50:00Five.
00:50:01Fuck.
00:50:05No, no. That was my phone.
00:50:07What are you doing?
00:50:09You have lost it.
00:50:12No, no.
00:50:13Tom, I want to leave.
00:50:16Richard!
00:50:16Beth.
00:50:17Please.
00:50:18Come on. Be reasonable.
00:50:19Reasonable? I am the only person trying to do the right thing.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:22Let me go. Let me pass and walk together.
00:50:25Where the fuck have you been?
00:50:26Get off me. Let go.
00:50:28Why did you not do my course?
00:50:30Don't touch me. Let me go.
00:50:31Richard, it's over.
00:50:32Come on. Let's go.
00:50:34Let me let go, please.
00:50:35Let go with me. Let go.
00:50:36Ed. I'm Mr. X.
00:50:48Who?
00:50:51From...
00:50:52From Jessica's book.
00:50:55That Mr. X?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58When?
00:50:58What?
00:50:59When did it start?
00:51:00I don't know.
00:51:01A couple of years ago.
00:51:02When?
00:51:03About two years ago.
00:51:06Till now?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No, we stopped it.
00:51:08Did you love her?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10It was just...
00:51:11Sex?
00:51:13It was a mistake.
00:51:15So you just told me this because you thought it would make me hate Jessica and then I wouldn't
00:51:19go to the police?
00:51:19You were going to have me disbarred.
00:51:21What was I supposed to do?
00:51:22You didn't care if I'd hate you too.
00:51:24I don't.
00:51:24Neither of you care.
00:51:25I do.
00:51:25I love you.
00:51:26I'm sorry.
00:51:26I want a divorce.
00:51:31You better hang on to that job of yours because you're going to be paying me a fuckload
00:51:34of alimony for the rest of your life.
00:51:38Right.
00:51:39Let's get this fucking thing done.
00:52:12In the back or the boot?
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Where are we putting her?
00:52:17We can't be seen putting a body in the boot of a car.
00:52:21What if we wrapped her in a rug?
00:52:24Making someone from the spare room.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28When we get there?
00:52:28Four adults carrying a rug up the fucking stairs in the middle of the night.
00:52:32What we need to do is to make her look like she's drunk and we're helping her home.
00:52:37God knows I've done that enough times.
00:52:39What about her face?
00:52:42Look at that.
00:52:45What if we just push her tongue in?
00:52:49Just a minute.
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:54What about this?
00:52:55That's mine.
00:52:57Oh, you're 15.
00:52:58But I use it for my high intensity intervals.
00:53:01Right.
00:53:03When he's wearing it, you can barely see his face.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:34I'll get you in here.
00:53:35Get home.
00:53:37Hello again.
00:53:39Hello.
00:53:40You all going out?
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:43Is that Jessica in there?
00:53:44No, she went earlier.
00:53:46She did?
00:53:47Yes.
00:53:48I don't believe you.
00:53:49That's her in there, isn't it?
00:53:51Why is she wearing a hoodie?
00:53:54Well, I told you she doesn't like to meet fans.
00:53:56I just want to tell her I love her book.
00:53:59There's not much to ask.
00:54:01It's just how she feels about it.
00:54:03Well, it's rude.
00:54:05That's what it is.
00:54:07You're rude.
00:54:09You're a bad person.
00:54:11And your book wasn't even that good.
00:54:14Cunt.
00:54:17Tickle Bars.
00:54:19Good.
00:54:28Thanks, Jess.
00:54:28Thanks, Jess.
00:54:29Bye!
00:54:30Bye!
00:54:31Bye!
00:54:33Bye!
00:54:34Bye!
00:54:36Bye!
00:54:46Oh, fuck. Do you see that guy?
00:54:47What guy?
00:54:48I think he just looks straight in the car.
00:54:49Oh, fuck.
00:54:50Could you lift her head up?
00:54:55No, that's worse.
00:54:57Maybe.
00:54:58Can you get her to lean up against one of you?
00:55:02No, not me. She's your girlfriend.
00:55:14Okay, let's leave it up.
00:55:22Fuck.
00:55:24Don't look.
00:55:25I'm not looking.
00:55:28Don't be too obvious about not looking.
00:55:29It's the kind of thing they pick up on.
00:55:32Do you want me to look at them or not look at them?
00:55:35Look at me.
00:55:36Look at me like I'm talking to you.
00:55:38You are talking to me.
00:55:41Let's still look at me.
00:55:43Well, this is nice.
00:55:45Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:55:49Look at me.
00:55:53Oh, God.
00:56:08It's just up here on the right.
00:56:09We're having a party.
00:56:11Trendy fucking cops.
00:56:13Oh, fuck.
00:56:15Jesus.
00:56:16Pull in on the gate.
00:56:17Pull in on the gate.
00:56:30Now what?
00:56:31We'll just have to wait.
00:56:33How long?
00:56:35As long as it takes.
00:56:37You?
00:56:43No.
00:56:52Stop.
00:56:53Well, what are you talking about?
00:56:58Do you know what?
00:57:00I'm going to do remember this.
00:57:01I need you.
00:57:01Middle of my lad.
00:57:05I need you.
00:57:06I need you.
00:57:15All right, tell me there's still that's it.
00:57:17Yes.
00:57:21How long's it been?
00:57:23At least an hour.
00:57:25I think they'd call it a night, wouldn't you?
00:57:27Maybe they're having fun.
00:57:30How much fun do they need, for fuck's sake?
00:57:32I don't know, maybe they're just having a normal evening.
00:57:35There's still this thing out there called normal.
00:57:38That people get to be if they're not us.
00:57:45Hey, come on, baby.
00:57:47Nobody move.
00:58:10Fuck, it's all right, no, you don't do that.
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:22Richard?
00:58:23Excuse me, could you do your fucking on someone else's fucking car, please?
00:58:27Go on, fuck off!
00:58:31Jeez.
00:58:33Right, can we just do this now?
00:58:35zijn er.
00:58:54God, ik, ik, ik.
00:58:56Ja, er, ik.
00:58:57Er, ik willkommen.
00:58:57Ik ben ik.
00:59:13It's the next one on the right.
00:59:15This one on the right.
00:59:16Fuck it.
00:59:17Fuck it.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:22No, no, what kind of is it?
00:59:24Yeah, look, hold it.
00:59:24What the fuck?
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:30It's down that way, it's the square one.
00:59:33How many times have you been here?
00:59:34Oh, five.
00:59:36Maybe ten.
00:59:37Fucking arse.
00:59:47Ow.
00:59:49Sorry.
00:59:51Oh, we're going to be late.
00:59:54She didn't have my hair.
00:59:58Fuck.
01:00:02That's over.
01:00:03Go to my back.
01:00:05Dinner.
01:00:06Here, here, here.
01:00:08Fucking hell.
01:00:16We need to find secure suspension point.
01:00:19What about that?
01:00:21Yeah, that'll do it.
01:00:22And what are we going to use?
01:00:26To hang her.
01:00:38Um, Sarah.
01:00:40Make sure you put it in, um, in the same groove.
01:00:46You know what I mean.
01:01:03Richard.
01:01:06I don't...
01:01:10Are you okay?
01:01:11I don't...
01:01:12I don't think...
01:01:13I think I can handle it.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:23Got it?
01:01:24Hold on.
01:01:25Sorry.
01:01:53I should go away.
01:02:16Hey, it's okay.
01:02:35Why did she do it?
01:02:37Why now?
01:02:41She seemed happy tonight.
01:02:47She's a great liar.
01:02:51She once told me she envied us.
01:02:53She said we had a place in this world, and she didn't.
01:03:02I hear your book's doing really well.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:04At least all that coping sex was good for some things.
01:03:09Now you've all got your there goes Jessica faces on.
01:03:16Why didn't she talk to us?
01:03:21We were supposed to be her friends.
01:03:24You didn't want to talk.
01:03:27You made her mind up.
01:03:53Shall we drop you off?
01:03:56I need a drink.
01:04:39What if we just went off together?
01:04:42What?
01:04:43Just leave?
01:04:47Why not live?
01:04:51Does anyone...
01:05:05What's this?
01:05:16It's from Jessica.
01:05:21What did she say?
01:05:25If you're reading this, sorry about the trouble.
01:05:29I'm always causing trouble.
01:05:31I thought the book was going to change everything.
01:05:34In fact, it's made me realize nothing changes.
01:05:37As long as I can remember, I've been a ball bearing rolling around in a hot pan trying to get
01:05:42out.
01:05:42But I could never get out.
01:05:44And now I have to.
01:05:46It's funny, it doesn't go with the fear of dying.
01:05:49But the truth is, I'm more frightened of living.
01:05:53Sorry to dump this on you, but I couldn't do it on my own.
01:05:57And you are, after all, my oldest friend.
01:06:00LOL.
01:06:02I know it's going to be a kind of bitch to deal with.
01:06:05But I'm sure you won't let it spoil your evening.
01:06:09I love you.
01:06:10Goodbye.
01:06:29She came here to do it.
01:06:33She planned it.
01:06:36We're going to have to live with this forever.
01:06:39She's cursed us.
01:06:43We've cursed ourselves.
01:06:53You should probably go.
01:06:55We're not going anywhere.
01:06:57As far as I'm concerned, you live somewhere else now.
01:07:01Where am I supposed to...
01:07:02I don't care.
01:07:07Fine.
01:07:12I'll see you out.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:15I'm calling the police.
01:07:17What?
01:07:21I'm going to tell them.
01:07:23Tell them what?
01:07:25What happened tonight.
01:07:27What we did.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31Why?
01:07:32Look, you're upset.
01:07:35Obviously.
01:07:36We all are.
01:07:37You know, it's been an upsetting evening.
01:07:40Sarah.
01:07:44You can't call the police.
01:07:47Why not?
01:07:48Because it affects all of us.
01:07:51Sarah.
01:07:53Do you want to tell us what's going on?
01:07:56Nothing's going on.
01:07:57I'm just going to tell the police what we did.
01:07:59This is nuts.
01:08:00You asked us to help you.
01:08:04You shouldn't have agreed.
01:08:07You blackmailed us.
01:08:09Yes, I did.
01:08:11Look, maybe this is a good time to talk about Ben and Sophie.
01:08:16How does this help them?
01:08:18It doesn't.
01:08:19Tom, no, this is nuts.
01:08:21Do something.
01:08:22What do you want me to do?
01:08:24What the fuck?
01:08:25This isn't fair.
01:08:27I have done fucking nothing to deserve the shit that I've got this evening.
01:08:32Calm down.
01:08:33You fucking calm down.
01:08:35I've been the only rational one this entire fucking evening.
01:08:37And this, this is the thanks I get.
01:08:39You know what?
01:08:40Fuck this.
01:08:41Fuck you.
01:08:41Fuck the Lord.
01:08:42Richard, if you don't kick your mouth.
01:08:44Oh, what?
01:08:45How exactly are you going to impose your will on this cluster?
01:08:52What are you there for?
01:08:54It just felt like the right thing to do.
01:08:56That help wasn't even ready for it.
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58Well, I'm going to have to hit you now.
01:09:00What?
01:09:00Well, no, it's only fair.
01:09:01Oh, that's ridiculous.
01:09:02I don't take my gun.
01:09:03Just stop.
01:09:04That's right.
01:09:22Oh, hi.
01:09:23Sorry to bother you so late, but I'd like to conclude our business now.
01:09:28Now?
01:09:29Why not now?
01:09:30Let him in.
01:09:32Okay.
01:09:33Come in.
01:09:41Hello.
01:09:52Close, please.
01:09:59Alan loves your house.
01:10:02I'm heading to Dubai in two hours, so I'd like to finalize our business now.
01:10:07I had our lawyer's center with the final contracts. Do you have a copy of yours?
01:10:11Okay. Hold on.
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:32Move right over here.
01:10:50Shall we?
01:10:51Okay.
01:10:53You should know something.
01:10:57Earlier this evening our friend killed herself in the garden.
01:11:01We moved her body back to her place, so you wouldn't not buy our house.
01:11:19I knew something strange was going on here.
01:11:29That was gold.
01:11:36Look at them.
01:11:38They're terrified.
01:11:44And now you don't want me to buy a house, is that right?
01:11:48You want to go to jail?
01:11:51Hmm.
01:11:52That's interesting.
01:11:55I wonder what I should do.
01:12:01Your friend here.
01:12:05She thinks I'm a bad person.
01:12:08I work for evil oil companies.
01:12:13No, I... I... I didn't mean...
01:12:15Yes, you did.
01:12:19Let's see.
01:12:20What would an evil man do here?
01:12:24Properly call the police.
01:12:28Then...
01:12:30Waiting for you to run out of money.
01:12:32Reduce my offer.
01:12:35A lot.
01:12:40I don't think you're such an evil guy.
01:12:42Why?
01:12:46I bet...
01:12:48Sometimes...
01:12:49You're even a nice guy.
01:12:52Life is short.
01:12:54Why not be nice?
01:12:58Sometimes it's nice...
01:13:00To be the nice guy.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:04You're right.
01:13:06Sometimes, as you say...
01:13:08It's nice to be the nice guy.
01:13:15Unfortunately...
01:13:16I'm not the nice guy.
01:13:24But you know what?
01:13:27I think my wife would prefer...
01:13:29Not to know about all this.
01:13:31So, let's go on.
01:13:35I'm still calling the police.
01:13:38Seriously?
01:13:39He was being nice!
01:13:41No!
01:13:42Sarah!
01:13:44Sarah, just...
01:13:45A moment.
01:13:46Okay?
01:13:46No.
01:13:48Don't...
01:13:48Fucking believe it!
01:13:50So now you're having a crisis of conscience...
01:13:53And yet, when I want to have a crisis of conscience...
01:13:55Everyone told me to fucking suck it up!
01:13:58I'm not gonna suck it up!
01:14:01Don't...
01:14:01You...
01:14:02Call the police!
01:14:04Shut up!
01:14:04No!
01:14:05Sarah!
01:14:06You're not!
01:14:07Let me go!
01:14:08Let me go!
01:14:09What is the matter with all of you?
01:14:14Don't you understand?
01:14:16We can't take back what we did!
01:14:18We can't be forgiven!
01:14:26Fuck.
01:14:32Oh!
01:14:33You alright, sir?
01:14:34I'm fine.
01:14:35You sure, sir?
01:14:37I think we better come in.
01:14:59I'm fine.
01:15:01It's okay.
01:15:01It's okay.
01:15:01again drista i'll tell you exactly what's been going on no i'll tell you i'm mr x what
01:15:14raymond you're mr x i'm i'm mr x i know i'm afraid it's me no there's nothing in the book
01:15:23to suggest that you're mr x nothing in the book to suggest you're mr x either who is mr x
01:15:28it's me
01:15:28what exactly makes you think that you're mr x i mean because jessica told me
01:15:38so you're mr x
01:15:40all those years flirting with you in front of me because you were i wasn't
01:15:48fucking her you just said you were it was one night after our last finals exam
01:15:54before we got together how can i believe anything you say
01:15:58you even lied about reading our fucking book didn't want you to get upset i'm sorry i'm sorry
01:16:05don't you ever get tired of saying i'm sorry yes i do actually i'm not fucking everything up all the
01:16:12time well how about not holding my mistakes over my head for eternity how about accepting me for who i
01:16:19am how can i when you've been in love with someone else for the last 20 years i've been in
01:16:26love with you
01:16:27you idiot i didn't choose her i chose you
01:16:38right then is that everything
01:16:47yes ordinarily we'd need to make a report or we could let the matter go if i could have a
01:16:53little
01:16:53try that clafooty of course
01:16:56try that clafooty of course
01:17:29Oh, fuck me.
01:17:31Well, we're probably done here.
01:17:40We're all open-minded these days, sir.
01:17:42But maybe keep it nice and chill, eh?
01:17:45I'll keep that in mind.
01:18:06That was interesting.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:10Should we conclude our business now?
01:18:52I see there are no more deaf people I need to know about.
01:19:19Are you okay?
01:19:28How about you?
01:19:30Oh, that's great.
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:35Preparing to spend a lifetime
01:19:38paying off alimony by defending fucking rapists.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:43I don't know.
01:19:53I don't know.
01:19:55Hey!
01:19:58I thought you wanted a divorce.
01:20:01Who wants a divorce?
01:20:04What am I supposed to do with a divorce?
01:20:09I want to punish you.
01:20:12You don't understand.
01:20:13No, you don't understand.
01:20:17But you will.
01:20:23Richard and I are going home now.
01:20:31I should never have brought her over.
01:20:34It's okay.
01:20:40If I hadn't, we'd still be who we used to be.
01:20:44Okay.
01:20:45Mm-hmm.
01:20:46Mm-hmm.
01:20:48Mm-hmm.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:21:27I don't know.
01:21:55You were always the one, Tom.
01:21:58You're Mr. X.
01:22:00I am.
01:22:06Sarah.
01:22:08I...
01:22:08kids.
01:22:16Almost had you, didn't I?
01:22:20It would have been fun, wouldn't it?
01:22:23You know, I'm starving.
01:22:42Hi.
01:22:43Hey.
01:22:44Hey.
01:22:49I, uh, decided to come home.
01:22:52Something happened?
01:22:53No, I just felt like being here tonight.
01:22:56Oh.
01:22:57Okay, I'm going to bed.
01:22:59Can I turn it home?
01:23:00No.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:25Jessica was right.
01:23:27We are lucky.
01:23:30We're so lucky.
01:23:56We're so lucky.
01:24:24We're so lucky.
01:24:56We're so lucky.
01:25:19We're so lucky.
01:25:26We're so lucky.
01:25:53We're so lucky.
01:26:19We're so lucky.
01:26:39We're so lucky.
01:26:51We're so lucky.
01:27:04We're so lucky.
01:27:24We're so lucky.
01:27:27We're so lucky.
01:28:05We're so lucky.
01:28:33We're so lucky.
01:28:58We're so lucky.
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