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#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:08To be continued...
00:43To be continued...
01:25To be continued...
01:56To be continued...
01:59Michael, I did this.
02:01You guys show me again?
02:02Yeah.
02:08I hated that.
02:10How terrible is that fucking filth?
02:12You got it from fucking Go-Go's.
02:14I think it's pretty good.
02:14What is it, Hazelette?
02:15They're debit only now?
02:17What if you don't have a debit card, right?
02:19Then you're fucked if you don't have a debit card.
02:20You got the debit card.
02:21You got to pay a fucking fee.
02:22It's like they fuck you in the ass either way.
02:23Yeah, because if they do the credit card, then they got to pay a percentage of the credit card.
02:28I understand, but why fuck the customer?
02:29It's just for no reason.
02:34I got to tell you, Mike.
02:35It's kind of like a little bit of a glass half-empty kind of energy you're working with for this
02:40mission.
02:40Double-O fucking suck my dick?
02:42What do you mean a mission?
02:43Yo, we're fucking transporting some goods across state lines.
02:45I'm taking a fucking tape box to Gary, Indiana.
02:48Gary fucking Indiana.
02:49That's where we're going.
02:50What's in the box?
02:51I don't know what's in the fucking box.
02:52It's taped.
02:53I just said it's taped.
02:54You can tell me.
02:58All right.
02:59Fair enough.
02:59I don't need to know.
03:00You're a fucking donkey.
03:01That's what you fucking are.
03:02That's what you are.
03:03Fucking all.
03:03You don't even know what you're fucking taking.
03:04You're just fucking moving donkey.
03:06Fucking packing old donkey.
03:08I am a donkey.
03:09You ever see what a donkey's packing downstairs?
03:11You ever see that dog eat downstairs?
03:18What's happening?
03:19Stay here.
03:20Is that Jimmy?
03:23Mike.
04:00What are you doing?
04:00You good?
04:02Didn't I say stay in the car?
04:04What?
04:04Man, I said stay in the car.
04:05Why can't you just stay in the fucking car?
04:07You didn't say stay in the car.
04:08You didn't hear me say stay in the car?
04:10You didn't say it.
04:10You just fucking watching me?
04:11I didn't hear you say it because you didn't say it.
04:12It's too much, Rich.
04:13It's a fucking dog.
04:15Huh?
04:16I'm not a fucking dog.
04:17You can't fucking tell me where to go and when to do it.
04:21Yo, look what I made last night.
04:26You made a fucking...
04:28Did you make that?
04:29Yeah, I made this.
04:30Tunes for Gary.
04:32Come on, baby.
04:33Let's do this.
04:35Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:37Gradual with the volume.
04:39I am gradual with the volume.
04:41Just turn it off.
04:42This is gradual with the volume.
04:43That's exactly what I did.
04:44I swear to God.
04:45Stop it.
04:46Stop it.
04:46Stop it.
04:46Stop it.
04:47Stop it.
04:47Pull this fucking car over and fucking leave you here.
04:49You understand?
04:50This is not...
04:51This is not gradual with the speaker.
04:53Like that.
04:55That's not what I did.
04:56I know how to...
04:57I respect the fucking car.
05:00Now I want you to respect the fucking music.
05:03I don't want you to respect the fucking music.
05:06I don't really could believe that she's gonna see what's dead in her life.
05:11Yeah.
05:25Good gracious.
05:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:30Yeah.
05:31There he is.
05:32There he is.
05:33There he is.
05:34Stop.
05:34Don't fucking touch me.
05:35Stop.
05:35Stop.
05:39Want to hear some fun facts about Gary?
05:41Yeah.
05:41Can't wait.
05:42Guess the population.
05:4570,000.
05:48It is a Rust Belt city.
05:50It was once known as Magic City.
05:53It was once also known as the City of the Century.
05:56City of the Century.
05:5754% female.
05:58For those of us in the car that are, you know, not married, that might be a pretty fun fact.
06:05Obviously, John Cougar, Mellencamp.
06:07Michael Jackson, you fucking orangutan.
06:09Michael Jackson's from Gary.
06:10The old Jackson 5 for that night.
06:11Could have fucking said Tito before fucking John Cougar, Mellencamp.
06:14All right.
06:15Oh, shit.
06:15Coney King does a piece of puff.
06:17What?
06:18Coney King does a piece of puff.
06:19I thought that was just a Chicago thing.
06:23You're trying to tell me you're not at all excited about traveling more?
06:26Traveling?
06:27Yeah.
06:27You're not just tired of the same old, same old.
06:29This is what I'm talking about, Michael.
06:31This is a fucking mission.
06:32Jimmy's entrusting us with some more responsibility.
06:34We've got the fucking open road ahead of us.
06:36You know, there's a lot of, you know, positive things about this day.
06:40Responsibility, huh?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Feeling respected?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:46I think the time you'll come to find that this is maybe a potentially transformative day.
06:52All right.
06:53We're on a great day.
06:54Bop down to Gary.
06:55Little bada bing, bada boom.
06:57Bop, bap, bap, we're fucking home by 5.15.
07:00The latest.
07:015.15, why 5.15?
07:03It's just the thing with Tiff that she's got superstition about.
07:05Superstition about what?
07:06Her mom went into labor at 5.15.
07:08She got it in her head that she's going to, you know, the same thing's going to happen to her.
07:12It's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
07:14I can't.
07:14Why would the same thing?
07:15I know.
07:16Literally, how many minutes are in a fucking day?
07:17There's like thousands of fucking minutes in a day.
07:19Why would it happen in a single night?
07:20Michael, I'm not saying that this makes any kind of sense at all.
07:22So we need to be back by 5.15 because her fucking mother spit her out of my life.
07:25It's a non-issue.
07:26It's a non-issue.
07:27It's a non-issue.
07:28Well, it is a fucking issue.
07:29If you're saying we've got to be back by 5.15, we'll be back by 5.15.
07:32That's why I'm saying it's a non-issue.
07:37You'd rather be fucking serving beefs all day?
07:41Fucking open road.
07:53Well, I might take the train, I might take the plane, but if I have to walk, I'm going
08:01just a saint, going to Kansas City.
08:05Kansas City, here I come.
08:10They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna give me one.
08:15Welcome to Indiana.
08:17There you go.
08:17You're a fucking world traveler, Rich.
08:19Congratulations.
08:20Let's go.
08:21Yeah, you feel different?
08:36City of magic.
08:38City of the century.
08:41You think this happened overnight?
08:43Oh, yeah.
08:43They just flipped a switch.
08:45They just went up to switch.
08:51Definitely doesn't feel like Chicago.
08:58It's fucking 35 minutes away.
09:02I don't know what to say.
09:05She'll change quick.
09:08They got some crazy little women there, and I'm gonna give me one.
09:17They got some crazy little women there.
09:27Got you.
09:32Just...
09:43Hey, hi, hon.
09:45Hi.
09:45How you doing?
09:48Uh, you know, I think I'm good.
09:51What do you mean?
09:52I don't know.
09:53I'm not sure how to describe it.
09:55It's just like...
09:56It's like...
09:57What?
09:57It's like, I feel like I have to shit really bad, but I don't know.
10:00I can't tell if this is what the doctor said to look out for.
10:03Okay.
10:05Like...
10:06Contraction?
10:06You think it's like...
10:08Like Braxton Hicks?
10:09Uh, yeah, probably.
10:11But, you know, I'll be okay.
10:12It's not close to 5.15 yet, so...
10:14Yeah?
10:14Yeah, don't worry.
10:15I'm okay.
10:16Okay.
10:16Did you do the drop-off?
10:18Uh, almost.
10:19Uh-huh.
10:20Well, I'm proud of you.
10:21I'm really proud of you.
10:21How's the drive?
10:22Are you having fun?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Yeah, we're having a good time.
10:26And how about Mikey?
10:27Is he okay?
10:28Yeah, he's good.
10:29Okay, that's great.
10:30But don't smoke any cigarettes, though, honey.
10:32Promise me.
10:32Right?
10:33Listen, I'm gonna call you back, okay?
10:35Just try me if you need anything, okay?
10:36I love you.
10:37Okay, I love you so much.
10:39What's up?
10:40What do you say?
10:41He said he'd let us know in a few hours.
10:45Let us know.
10:47What's up for you?
10:49Like, three, four?
10:50Richie, I didn't say it.
10:50He said it.
10:53He had hours to killing Gary.
10:55You still feeling respected?
10:57Fuck it.
10:58It's just, I don't know, let's get something to eat.
11:02You see that?
11:03It's Michael Jackson's house.
11:06Huh.
11:06Yeah.
11:08Shamu!
11:18Lock the door.
11:20Meet you in there.
11:25What are you using?
11:25Teddy Pendergrass?
11:26Yes, we are.
11:28Oh, a little teepee.
11:29Yes, I love Teddy.
11:30The romantic hot dog place you got here.
11:33Oh.
11:36I listen to the old school music.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I'm right there with you.
11:39Believe something.
11:39Yeah.
11:40And you know what they're saying.
11:41Yeah.
11:44Hi, welcome to Tom and King.
11:46Appreciate you.
11:46Yo, Mike, this is Alicia.
11:47How are you, Alicia?
11:48Nice to meet you.
11:49Mike, how are you?
11:50I'll be your server.
11:51Just let me know if you need anything.
11:52Appreciate it.
11:53I got you eliminated.
11:57You're welcome.
11:59You're missing out.
12:00You're missing out, huh?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Yeah.
12:03How long you worked here?
12:04I've been working here five years.
12:06Five years.
12:06Yeah.
12:07That's business.
12:08Pretty good.
12:08It's great.
12:09Yeah.
12:09I love it.
12:10You love it.
12:10What do you love about it?
12:11I like working with people for public.
12:13That's the answer right there.
12:15Michael hates people.
12:16Oh, man.
12:18I believe what he says.
12:19I don't like crowds.
12:20I don't hate people, but I just don't like crowds.
12:23You cook at home?
12:25You like the truth?
12:26Yeah.
12:26Only the truth.
12:27No.
12:28Yeah.
12:28When I leave here, I don't want to go stand in front of a stove.
12:31That's it, huh?
12:32Y'all cook at home?
12:34A little bit.
12:35Sometimes I'll rest in pots and pans, but I don't know.
12:37Not too much.
12:38I don't really cook at the restaurant, though, so.
12:39What kind of restaurant?
12:41Similar to this.
12:42Okay.
12:42Similar to this family spot.
12:44I do some cooking from time to time.
12:46Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:46What do you do?
12:47What do I do at the restaurant?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah, what do you do?
12:51I guess I'm like, I don't know how you say it, like, kind of a bit of a song and
12:55dance,
12:55man.
12:56There you go.
12:56There you go.
12:57I don't know, public relations, forward-facing, you know.
13:00I don't know.
13:08Doesn't, what do you think of the name Annie?
13:15Throw some names at me you like.
13:20Hit me.
13:22You call me crazy, but I actually like the name Althea.
13:26Althea?
13:27Althea.
13:28Althea sounds like the name of, like, somebody that's getting their ass kicked off.
13:31Nah.
13:32Althea?
13:33Althea.
13:36Sounds like a nerd.
13:37Man.
13:38Althea?
13:40Althea.
13:42Althea later.
13:46I'll see you around noon.
13:48I'll see you.
13:49I'll see you when I get back from, uh, from social studies.
13:54I'll see you for dinner.
13:58I'll see you when I see you.
14:14I met this, uh, Eva, that I liked once.
14:18Eva?
14:20I'll see you when I get back from, uh, from social studies.
14:27I'll see you when I get back from, uh, from social studies.
14:29I'll see you when I get back from, uh, from social studies.
14:34Oh, look at these little fuckers.
14:36Oh, these little fuckers are about to get it.
14:39What's up, girls?
14:41Oh, we're gonna fucking...
14:42Okay.
14:43Yeah, sure.
14:44All right, you little fuckers.
14:47You ready to get some?
14:48That's my second favorite sport right here.
14:52Hey, we got Knicks.
14:55Hey, what's the score of that game right there?
14:57Well, you guys hooping and you're picking daisies.
15:00Let me and my boy get one of you.
15:02We run threes.
15:03Which one?
15:03All right, come on, Daffodil.
15:05You ready to win?
15:06Yeah?
15:07Come here, young buck.
15:07What's going on?
15:08I'm Mikey.
15:09And that's H.U.
15:09Jada.
15:09What's up, buddy?
15:10How are you?
15:11Oh, we getting our balls like that?
15:12Y'all want five points?
15:13What's up, Mikey?
15:14What's up?
15:14All right, let's run.
15:15I don't even need to warm up.
15:20All right, boys.
15:20It's time for a little silk and swede.
15:23Y'all about to get some?
15:23Y'all want to run?
15:24You sure you don't need to stretch?
15:25I don't need to stretch.
15:26I'm about to stretch you, boy.
15:27Hold on, let's wait for him.
15:28You ready?
15:29Yeah.
15:29Hey, good luck, youngsters.
15:31Hold on, hold on.
15:32Come here, let's get over here.
15:34Come on.
15:35Come here, here, here.
15:37I don't know.
15:37I'm sorry, where were you?
15:39All right, play, play, play.
15:40I got things.
15:40Go out there.
15:41Stay where I'm safe, bro.
15:42Okay, come on.
15:44Oh, uh-uh.
15:45Ha-ha.
15:45That's going to hurt.
15:46Damn.
15:47Let's go, yeah.
15:48It's man game now.
15:49It's different.
15:50Let's go, ha-ha.
15:52Oh!
15:52You know it's the orange circle, right?
15:55It's the orange circle.
15:56You want to try to get it in that orange circle.
15:59Everyone's afraid of contact out here.
16:00Go to the basket.
16:01Go to the basket.
16:02That ain't happening.
16:03Don't be afraid.
16:04Come on.
16:04It won.
16:07Good for you, Mike.
16:08Every dog has his day.
16:09All right, bring it down there again.
16:11It's because I'm covering three guys, Rich.
16:13Let's go, play ball.
16:14Ha-ha-ha.
16:16Oh, yeah.
16:19It's every time he's beating you in the back fucking door.
16:22Yo.
16:23Keep the fucking door shut.
16:24Do not let him get behind you.
16:26It's a motherfucker.
16:28All right, let's go.
16:29Nice play.
16:30Oh, where you going?
16:32Yeah.
16:33That's what I'm talking about.
16:34Hey, you got it.
16:35It's one.
16:35That's one.
16:36Let's go.
16:37Hey, come on.
16:38Yep.
16:39Hit one, Daphne.
16:41That's a good shot, boy.
16:42Bank's fucking open.
16:43All day long.
16:44I see it.
16:44Hey, hey, hey.
16:46It's a shot that fucking counts, right?
16:48Let's go.
16:48Play defense, hot shot.
16:51Hands up.
16:53Let's go.
16:55You all right?
16:57You all right?
16:59Let's go.
16:59Play ball.
17:00Check up.
17:00Check up.
17:01He's crying.
17:02I'll tell you what.
17:03They breed them soft out here in Indiana.
17:05Huh?
17:05Huh?
17:07It ain't the 80s.
17:08It ain't the 80s.
17:08It ain't the 80s.
17:09Let's go.
17:10Yeah, I don't like your hair.
17:10Did you change your diaper before the game?
17:12Like, do you just play?
17:13What do you got?
17:14You got a swimmer on?
17:14Fuck you.
17:15You play with a swimmer on?
17:17Let's go.
17:18Next basket wins.
17:19No.
17:19Set a boat.
17:20Yes, sir.
17:21Yes, sir.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Let's fucking go.
17:25You see that screen?
17:26Yeah.
17:26I'm a fucking lion.
17:27I love it.
17:28I love you, boy.
17:29All day.
17:30Hey, good shit.
17:31Good shit, youngsters.
17:32Good shit.
17:33Look at that.
17:33Look at what he's doing.
17:35Hey, young buck, you're not so bad.
17:37You just miss a back.
17:37How do you miss a back door there?
17:39You see the back of his head?
17:40You got to cut to the back.
17:41And you're not passing the ball.
17:42Exactly.
17:42And that's what I've been trying to tell you.
17:43You guys are fucking garbage.
17:45The Indiana guys are fucking garbage.
17:47Hey, set your old bitch ass up.
17:49Oh.
17:49You're negative.
17:51You're negative.
17:52You know what else?
17:53Don't get...
17:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:56Let him play.
17:56Let him play.
17:57Let him play.
17:57We love you.
17:58We love you.
17:58Yo, your fucking Nikes look like fucking moccasins.
18:07Fellas, let's be real.
18:08Gary, Indiana.
18:18Hey, you got tall boys?
18:20No tall boys.
18:22Regular boys.
18:23Like you.
18:24Oh, yeah.
18:28What do we got here?
18:30Hey, yo, yo, yo.
18:30Why are you creeping?
18:35Go on, give me some of that O.E.
18:37Don't focus on some of that.
18:38Ah!
18:40Drink your beer and get out.
18:41Okay, okay.
18:42Don't drink beer in store.
18:44Yo.
18:45I feel sorry for your mother.
18:46No!
18:47Come on.
18:48What'd you say about my mama?
18:49Shut the fuck up.
18:50Sorry about my friend.
18:54Two, please.
18:56Let me get a scratch card.
18:59Crescent kick is a defensive maneuver.
19:01That's just, you know, clearing space.
19:03Just to fucking...
19:04Snap kick is for speed.
19:07Don't even see that fucker coming.
19:09But then if you need power, then, you know, it's just fucking side kick.
19:12Bah!
19:12All day.
19:13Break a fucker's knee, right?
19:14Bah!
19:15Ooh, that's it.
19:16Let's help that shit.
19:17Want me to tell you what the move is, though?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Look, dude, I don't want to fight you at all.
19:20I'm just going home.
19:21That's it.
19:22Back kick.
19:22Fucking back kick.
19:23Bah-tah-kow, right?
19:25Back kick.
19:26I was getting there.
19:26Fucking power's out.
19:27Ding-dong, motherfucker.
19:31Oh, be careful there.
19:32Be careful.
19:32Don't get on the...
19:33Hey, I'm so sorry about...
19:34Boom!
19:35Fuck out!
19:36And it's like so many...
19:37It's like a fucking mule.
19:38Like, think about a mule.
19:39Like, it's these big...
19:40You're actually generating force with, like, the big fucking muscles.
19:43Whoa!
19:44You know what I'm saying?
19:45Yeah.
19:45And it's because you're already going this direction, then you come in that direction.
19:48Yeah.
19:48Yeah, just even, like, the sight of it.
19:50You know what I mean?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Fuck yeah.
20:03Why are we starving?
20:06Christmas custom.
20:11Woo-hoo!
20:39Yes, sir.
20:40Oh, yes, sir.
20:42You're fucking unbelievable, bro.
20:47Hey, home.
20:50You got fucking magic powers, dog.
21:00Oh!
21:02Oh!
21:04Oh, let's...
21:08Just...
21:09Oh, let's...
21:10Oh, let's...
21:11Oh, let's...
21:12Oh, let's...
21:13Oh, let's...
21:13Oh, let's...
21:20Oh, let's...
21:23Oh, let's...
21:24Oh, let's...
21:27Oh, let's...
21:27Oh, let's...
21:27Oh, let's...
21:29Oh, let's...
21:29Oh, let's...
21:30Oh, let's...
21:31Oh, let's...
21:33Oh, let's...
21:38Oh, let's...
21:44Yeah.
21:48I think, did you see it before?
21:53What are you talking about?
21:54I'm saying there's no way.
21:58The two of us are sitting here for over an hour
22:01and neither of us have seen that fucking sign right there.
22:06Yeah, Rich, it's a fucking sign.
22:09I think that bar just appeared.
22:11Shut the fuck up.
22:12Yo, for real?
22:12Shut the fuck up.
22:13For real, though?
22:14I think that bar just fucking appeared.
22:16Michael.
22:17OK, the bar just fucking appeared, Rich.
22:19You don't think that's crazy?
22:21It's a fucking bar.
22:23It's a sign.
22:26It's a sign.
22:27Open.
22:29That sign is a sign.
22:31That sign is a sign.
22:33We're going in there.
22:36Are you fucking retarded?
22:37Are you fucking, we've been sitting here an hour.
22:39He's going to call any minute.
22:40We're not going in a fucking bar.
22:41What's the big deal?
22:42We run in a little fucking shot of rhythm and blues.
22:44We're not going in the fucking bar, Rich.
22:46Just sit down and do your fucking job.
22:47Listen to what I'm telling you, Michael.
22:48That sign is a sign.
22:50OK, it's a fucking sign.
22:50Some things are bigger than you and me and fucking Jimmy.
22:53We are going in there.
22:53We're not going in the fucking bar.
22:55Just sit the fuck down.
22:56Man, I hate when you get like this.
22:57I fucking hate that.
22:59Don't hit the fuck.
22:59What are you doing?
23:00What are you fucking doing?
23:01Fine, all right.
23:01You're right, you're right.
23:02Damn it.
23:03You're right.
23:04We can't do it.
23:05Right.
23:09What are you doing?
23:10Hey, Richie, get in the fucking car.
23:12Rich.
23:12Hey, Richie.
23:13Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle?
23:15No.
23:16Sir, please.
23:17I'm not going to ask you again.
23:17Please step out of the vehicle.
23:19License and registrate.
23:20OK, that's it.
23:21Put your vagina where I can see it.
23:23Put your vagina right where I can see it.
23:26There's fucking houses.
23:27Stop.
23:27Yo.
23:28Yo, come on.
23:29Come on.
23:29We're not going.
23:30Yo, come on.
23:31Let's just go.
23:31I'm not doing that fucking bar.
23:33No.
23:33Just a little shot of rhythm and blues and we come back.
23:35What are you doing?
23:35I'm not doing it.
23:36You're fucking crazy.
23:38You fucking do a shot of fucking cocaine.
23:40You think you can fight a fucking tiger?
23:42Come on.
23:43Stop.
23:44It's fucking terrible.
23:45What's terrible?
23:46I'm like genuinely inspired here and you're just shitting all over my fucking dreams.
23:51It's terrible.
23:52I hope you feel good about yourself right now.
23:55Why are you pressuring me?
23:56Come on.
23:58All right, fuck you.
24:00I'm going in.
24:01You're going?
24:01I'm going in.
24:04Oh, shh.
24:06Yo.
24:07I'm good?
24:08How do I do?
24:09You look like a fucking barbarian.
24:10You look like my father.
24:13All right, I'm going in.
24:14Yo.
24:18Yeah!
24:21You'll fucking see.
24:23You'll fucking see.
24:26You're gonna remember this fucking day.
24:31Now.
24:42You'll fucking see.
24:47You'll fucking see.
24:48You'll never see.
24:52I'm sorry.
24:53You'll never see you.
24:53You'll never see.
24:55You turn behind me.
24:58You'll never see.
24:58You'll never see.
24:59You're right.
25:01I'll never see.
25:31How I coulda get some dead present things, I need money.
25:34I used to be a stick-up kid, so I think of all the devious things I did.
25:38I used to roll up, cause there's a hole up.
25:40Ain't nothing funny, stop smiling, still don't nothing move but the money.
25:43But now I've learned to earn cause I'm righteous.
25:46I feel great, so maybe I might just search for a nine to five.
25:50Hey.
25:51Hey.
25:53You Mike?
25:56Yeah.
25:59Is it true?
26:01What's it?
26:03I'm one of the goalies for the Blackhawks.
26:09Yeah?
26:10A bug?
26:13That's right.
26:16When is that?
26:17What's an e-bug?
26:19It's an emergency backup goalie.
26:22Yeah.
26:24Yeah.
26:24I like never play, but I'm with the squad.
26:28That's cool.
26:28Mm-hmm.
26:29That's cool.
26:33Yeah, your buddy told us about you.
26:36Yeah.
26:37I bet he did.
26:39He also said, um, tell you to put your big boy pants on them.
26:45And join us in the bar.
26:48Sounds about right.
26:50Oh, boy.
26:51Just a messenger.
26:52I got it.
26:53Okay.
26:53It's pretty fun, though.
26:54Okay.
26:55I think you'll like it.
26:55Okay.
26:56Here we come.
27:14Okay, okay, okay, okay.
27:16So, I, one time, after a night out, uh, I got a ride home, but they took me to the
27:22wrong
27:22house, and I was too embarrassed to tell them that I knocked on the door of the house
27:28and, and convinced them to let me just come inside for a little bit.
27:32It's bad.
27:33It's bad.
27:34It's bad.
27:34It's bad.
27:34It's bad.
27:35It's bad.
27:35It's bad.
27:35It's bad.
27:36It's bad.
27:36It's bad.
27:36It's bad.
27:37It's bad.
27:38Okay.
27:39All right.
27:39You're on.
27:40You're on.
27:40You're on.
27:41All right.
27:43Nine years old.
27:44Mm-hmm.
27:44I'm an altar boy.
27:45Bitch.
27:46Bitch.
27:46Bitch.
27:46Yo, what the fuck?
27:49No.
27:50No.
27:50Immediately no.
27:51No.
27:51You guys are fucking good.
27:52All right.
27:53Can I take another crack at this?
27:55All right.
27:55All right.
27:56Okay.
27:57Um, my senior year, uh, I was doing pretty well in school, but with fucking maths, I'm with
28:04my fucking lambium, you know?
28:06So, my grandma-
28:06Hey, look who the cat's right in.
28:08Hey, everybody.
28:08Yo, you see this?
28:10Fucking great.
28:13Um.
28:13Um, so my grandma, she gave me an ultimatum.
28:17She was like, you gotta get a math tutor.
28:19And so she told me about this lady, Rock Solano, who sang in her church choir, who, she was
28:25like, uh, uh, a math professor for Cook's County Community.
28:30And I was like, no fucking way, Grandma.
28:32I don't want to fucking do this.
28:33I don't want to do the math tutor with some fucking 90-year-old, like, you know, fucking
28:36babushka.
28:37Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
28:39Like, so, but she was like, listen, you gotta do it or you gotta move out.
28:43So, come Thursday, 7.30, I'm at this dude's house.
28:47All right.
28:48Eating his fucking mom's golden lasagne, you know?
28:51Okay.
28:51And I realized, like, I gotta be at, uh, at Rock Solano's, this Tudor's, you know, in
28:57like five minutes.
28:58So I fucking down my cranberry juice and I fucking sprint over there, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
29:02-ba,
29:02knock on the door.
29:04And this fucking woman that opens the door, I swear to God, like, straight out of Sports
29:09Illustrated fucking swimsuit issue.
29:12This is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen up to this point.
29:16Jet black hair, long, all the way down, just kissing kind of the top of her butt, you know?
29:21And we get in.
29:22What?
29:23What?
29:23What?
29:24What?
29:25You guys willing to factor fix me yet or you want to hear more of the story?
29:29You want to hear the story?
29:30Yeah, you want to hear the story.
29:31Okay.
29:32All right.
29:32So we get in there, we're talking math, and all of a sudden, I feel my entire insides
29:39just turn to liquid and I got to take a shit, like, bad.
29:44But I know that she got one little bathroom right there, this tiny thing, and I know if
29:48I go in there, she's going to hear everything, you know?
29:52And I'm just like, I mean, on the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber, you know, we're talking
29:57math, and on the inside, I'm just like, come on, asshole, don't you fucking fail me now,
30:01baby.
30:02And somehow, by the grace of God, I make it through this fucking tutor session, right?
30:09That's not helpful.
30:13So, Roxanne, a pleasure to meet you, I'll see you next Thursday, you know, blah, blah,
30:15blah.
30:16I get outside, and I'm like, yes, I'm going to fucking make it.
30:19I start to walk, I start to walk quickly back down, and it just comes out, that's it.
30:24And it's just like, that's what's happening.
30:28And I'm just, I start to pull my drawers down, my pants down.
30:32I look like one of those photographs of the guys that just discovered oil, you know, like,
30:37stuff is gurgling, I can't tell what's coming up.
30:39And it's just like, so mud, and shit, and everywhere, and it's, like, I have this incredible feeling
30:48of relief, right, until I see her little porch light come on, and time slows down, and I see
30:55her doorknob turn and open, and I look at her, and she looks at me very quickly, and then she
31:01quickly looks away, and I just fucking take off through the hedges, and I'm just fucking
31:08running, I'm just heading right back to Michael's house, and I'm covered with brambles, and
31:13my balls are slapping on either side, and I just got, like, a trail behind me, and I just
31:18can't stop laughing, and I'm crying with laughter, because I know in six blocks down fucking
31:23Milwaukee, I'm going to be at this dude's house, and I'm going to tell him this story, and this
31:27motherfucker is going to love it.
31:29Factor Fiction.
31:34Sadly, sadly, it is a bad, sadly, it is a fucking bad, I love you, I love you, I love
31:41you.
31:43I'm all right, I'm all right, this is what's on me, I subject you guys to, all right, I'll
31:49be right back, I'll be right back.
32:00You know, I know, you're not a goalie for nothing.
32:10It sucks.
32:11Yes.
32:12Yes, total bullshit.
32:14Yeah.
32:14Mm-hmm.
32:19What gave it away?
32:24Something in your eyes.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Fair.
32:26Fair.
32:27Fair.
32:30You prefer Mike?
32:32Mikey?
32:32Michael?
32:34It's, it's gotta be your call.
32:36Yeah.
32:38Yeah.
32:39No preference.
32:40Preference.
32:40Up to the customer.
32:42Ooh.
32:44How about you, what, what, what's your name?
32:46Thank you, you too.
32:48Guess.
32:49Guess?
32:51Oh man, I definitely, Bridget, I don't know, what, oh boy, Shonda, shit, shit, shit, fuck,
33:01I don't know.
33:02Sherry.
33:02Okay.
33:04Sherry from Gary.
33:05Oh, hey, that's the first time I've ever heard that real quick.
33:08Hey.
33:09Hey.
33:13You don't wanna play the game, huh?
33:16Yeah.
33:18I don't know if that one's for me, I mean, you, you, you wanna go, it's.
33:24Sure, I wanna go.
33:25Yeah?
33:26Yeah.
33:28Fact or fiction?
33:30Michael?
33:32Okay.
33:32Uh, ask me a question.
33:37You from here?
33:44I am not from Indiana.
33:49I am from Portland.
33:51Maine, not Oregon.
33:53Okay.
33:56What are you doing here?
33:59Needed to start over.
34:00Okay.
34:01I need to get away from someone, something.
34:05Got in my 88 Honda Accord and started driving west, and my car broke down not too far from
34:10here.
34:11My mom's favorite movie was 11 in the afternoon, starring Gary Cooper.
34:17She always said she would've named me Gary if I was a boy, so I saw the sign and I
34:20was like, all right, ma.
34:24Stayed one night, it was quiet.
34:25I like it.
34:27I like a ghost town, you know what I mean?
34:29Mm-hmm.
34:32Capstan.
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:34Work at this jazz joint, jazz joint down on Broadway called Dirties.
34:39Dirties?
34:39Yeah, I broke the bar.
34:40You like it?
34:41It's great.
34:42Why?
34:45Come on, what's not to like about a diving jazz and blues joint in Gary and Deanna?
34:55Uh, let's see.
34:57That is a fact.
35:01Fiction.
35:02No, really?
35:03Yeah.
35:03Fuck.
35:05Fuck.
35:07That Gary Cooper shit, that was suspect as a motherfucker.
35:10No, that's real.
35:10No, that's real.
35:11No, it's not.
35:11Well, fuck.
35:14Tiff, it's me.
35:15It's Richie.
35:16Wait, no, I can barely hear you.
35:18Tiff, it's me!
35:19Richard!
35:20Where are you?
35:22Where are you?
35:22I'm in fucking Gary.
35:23So loud there.
35:25It's going so good.
35:26You sound like you're in a bar.
35:28Are you in a bar?
35:28We're in a bar.
35:30Why are you in a bar?
35:32Cause the clients.
35:34Why are you in a bar?
35:36The clients from Jimmy.
35:38Tiff, it's going so fucking good.
35:41Mikey's so smooth.
35:44Mikey is so smooth.
35:46Okay.
35:47We're having such a good time.
35:49Okay.
35:49Can you hear me?
35:50Cause I'm here.
35:51Please give me two.
35:53Hello?
35:53How are you feeling?
35:56Can you do it again?
35:58Yeah?
35:59All right.
36:00I was born and raised right the fuck here in Gary, Indiana.
36:02I lived here my whole life.
36:03I love to travel.
36:05Gone everywhere.
36:06But I lived here my whole life.
36:08I love trains.
36:09Do not put me on a boat.
36:11Let's see.
36:12I got two older sisters.
36:14They got a different dad who I thought was Santa Claus when I was 11 years old.
36:18I'm not sure of thinking about him that one.
36:22I had ovarian cancer when I was 22.
36:26My mom is okay.
36:27My dad is not.
36:31I got a three-legged dog named Lucky.
36:34He's the coolest dude in town.
36:37And I studied to be an arborist.
36:38An arborist?
36:40An arborist?
36:40Yeah.
36:42You got trees.
36:43I do.
36:44You do?
36:44Why?
36:44What are the trees?
36:48They're quiet.
36:49Sturdy.
36:49Reliable.
36:50They're always there when you need them.
36:51Yeah.
36:53And they're pretty.
36:58That's a fucking fact.
37:02Maybe.
37:05It's a fact.
37:07Maybe.
37:08Maybe, maybe not.
37:08What makes you say it's a fact?
37:11I mean, you just...
37:12I don't know.
37:13You're just speaking from your heart.
37:15Right?
37:22What are you looking for, Michael?
37:23I don't know.
37:32I don't know.
37:34Anything?
37:35Mm-hm.
37:45Oh, you are, Sarah?
37:56I think he just called me Sarah.
38:01You're pretty on brain.
38:04You're what he fucking calls me.
38:07Okay, so, it's 3.17 right now.
38:10I got enough time to be home by 5.15, right?
38:13Oh, yeah.
38:14All right, good?
38:16Yeah, yeah.
38:17Oh, if the train isn't running.
38:20What happens with the train?
38:21You'll get caught behind.
38:23It is.
38:25Oh, okay.
38:26Oh, okay.
38:28All right, thanks, guys.
38:29So you leave yourself a buffer.
38:32That's the kind of whole operation, you know?
38:34Wow, so you like work for him?
38:36Yeah, I mean, I'm self-employed, you know?
38:40Yeah, yeah.
38:41So you're the boss.
38:44Yeah, I guess I'm the boss.
38:46And a lot of people depend on you, huh?
38:49I depend on a lot of people.
38:53I bet you're a good leader.
38:58Mm-hmm.
39:01People like...
39:04Like people say things about me.
39:07Then what do they say?
39:10They say that I don't finish things.
39:16Fact or fiction, Michael.
39:22You mind if I do a poem?
39:25I thought you were going to be you.
39:30That's...
39:32That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
39:37Do you plan to be there for him?
39:39Yeah, yeah, no, I'm going to be back.
39:40We're just down here, one, two, wrapping up some business,
39:43and then I'll be back up there.
39:45Put my catcher's mitt on.
39:46Ready to fucking go.
39:48Yeah, yeah.
39:50I can't tell you that.
39:51You're like a birthday witch.
39:52No, no, no, I would tell you,
39:53but my wife's got all...
39:55She's all superstitious about a lot of this stuff,
39:57and she was like,
39:57she doesn't want to be sharing her.
39:59We're having a girl.
40:00I can tell you we're having a girl.
40:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
40:02I can't tell you.
40:06You...
40:07I'm okay.
40:08No.
40:14And there was this, um...
40:18When I was a kid, you know,
40:20my mom, she used to do this thing
40:22where, like, when she was, like,
40:24on, like, the perfect mixture
40:25of, like, all kinds of fucking things in her system,
40:28you know, just perfect.
40:30She'd, like, come into my room
40:31in the middle of the night, you know,
40:32and she'd, like, scratch my bag,
40:33and she had, like, the longest nails,
40:35and she just, you know,
40:36and she used to walk me through my day,
40:39you know, like,
40:40and, like, the most fucking minute details,
40:42you know, like,
40:43like, describing every little fucking bit
40:44of fabric of the fucking day,
40:46you know, like,
40:46what we were going to eat
40:47when we were going to wake up,
40:48what I was going to wear,
40:48what was going to be on the radio,
40:49like, every fucking thing,
40:51you know, and just, like,
40:53it would make me feel, like,
40:55I don't know, like,
40:56it would just make me feel so relaxed.
40:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:00And, like, no matter what was going to happen that day,
41:02it didn't matter,
41:02like, fucking test
41:03or some shit bag
41:04I had to fucking deal with.
41:05Like, I knew that,
41:07and she had planned it for me.
41:08It was great.
41:08And then I remember
41:09there was just one time
41:10I was like,
41:11hey, Ma,
41:13hey, Ma,
41:13will you come in
41:14and tell me about my day tomorrow?
41:15And she was like,
41:17she, like, got angry,
41:18you know,
41:18and she was like,
41:19she was like,
41:20Mikey,
41:21what the fucking difference does it make?
41:22It's just a day.
41:25Like,
41:27I did,
41:28I guess I didn't understand
41:29how that could be, like,
41:31like,
41:32like,
41:32like,
41:33how that could be the same person,
41:34you know?
41:34Yeah.
41:36That's,
41:36that's so scary.
41:37Yeah.
41:42Yeah,
41:42she shouldn't have done that.
41:45She's had her best.
41:48Can I sit with you?
41:50Yeah,
41:50I wish you would.
41:55Come on in,
41:56the water's fine.
41:56Oh, boy.
41:59His first impulse
42:00was the fucking movie.
42:02You know what I'm saying?
42:03You know what I'm saying?
42:04The one without the narration,
42:06that's the one.
42:07Okay?
42:09I gotta call my uncle.
42:10Call him.
42:11All right.
42:11Call him.
42:12Let's all,
42:12everyone call their uncle.
42:14Jimmy, it's rich.
42:15Where the fuck are you?
42:16All right.
42:18Call me back.
42:20This is just like,
42:23you know,
42:23this way of seeing the world,
42:25you know,
42:25like,
42:25this perspective,
42:26you know,
42:26this lens that I've always had,
42:27like,
42:27these things that just bother people
42:29and hurt people
42:30and make them frustrated
42:31or furious,
42:32you know?
42:33Like,
42:33to me,
42:33it just,
42:35I never got it.
42:36Like,
42:36it didn't affect me like that.
42:37No,
42:38it doesn't fucking matter.
42:39Nothing fucking matters.
42:40Nothing fucking matters.
42:41Nothing fucking matters.
42:42And I get that,
42:43right?
42:43Yeah.
42:43It's meaningless.
42:44So why,
42:46and then when I go on that trip,
42:48like,
42:48I could catch this groove,
42:49you know,
42:49sometimes for like weeks at a time,
42:51you know,
42:51like sometimes for months,
42:52I just like have this like bliss,
42:54you know?
42:55And yeah,
42:56I know I'm like,
42:57like,
42:58I'm like all fucking like babbling and shit,
43:00like here in a fucking bathroom,
43:01like a fucking baby.
43:01But I could be,
43:03like I could be a fucking blast.
43:05I can be a,
43:05like I can share it,
43:06you know?
43:07And then all of a sudden,
43:09like out of nowhere,
43:09those same thoughts,
43:11like this kind of meaninglessness of it all,
43:13you know?
43:16It like makes me sad.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Nothing matters.
43:20It sets you free,
43:21but then where are you,
43:22right?
43:22It's the same thing.
43:23You know where.
43:23It's the same thing.
43:24And then I'm like,
43:26like so sad,
43:27like I'm fucking drowning,
43:28you know?
43:28My jaw feels fucking like a million fucking pounds.
43:30And I,
43:31it's like,
43:31I don't want to.
43:33That sounds exhausting.
43:37You must be really tired.
43:45I can't wait.
44:00I can't wait.
44:02I can't wait.
44:02See you.
44:02I can't wait.
44:05I can't wait.
44:09I can't wait.
44:15I just found it out
44:18I just found it out
44:21I just found it out
44:23Too many tears
44:24Oh, oh, oh, oh
44:49Yeah, Rich, I'm good, I'm good, I'm coming
44:51All right, we gotta go
44:53Yeah
44:54Sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys
44:55Cousin, we gotta go
44:56Okay, we're going
44:58Rich, don't do that, I said I'm coming
45:00Okay, we're fucking going
45:03Cousin, he said he hasn't heard from you all day
45:07His guy is waiting
45:08Okay, I heard you
45:10Cousin, I'm coming
45:10Fuck, man
45:32Hey, I'll come back
45:43Thanks
45:44Thanks
45:44Thanks
45:44Thanks
45:47Thanks
46:21Yo, cousin, it's go time
46:23We gotta go
46:23You look like fucking Ronald McDonald
46:25What's going on?
46:26No, no, no
46:29Yo, your phone is dead, huh?
46:31Michael, come on
46:31What's the name of the phone?
46:32What's it, a capital crime?
46:33Yo, cousin, we got this meeting chance
46:35Where's the fire?
46:36Where's the fire?
46:37We're going, we're going
46:38All right, okay, okay
46:42Hey, let's hit it
46:44Yo, we're out of here
46:46What about my turn?
46:48It's been a pleasure to meet you all
46:50Hang on, hang on
46:51Hey, we're in America, though, right?
46:53Last time I checked
46:54Gary, Indiana
46:55Is in the sovereign United States
46:56Is it not, Vanessa?
46:58Are we not in America?
46:59Everybody get a turn?
47:00Everybody gets a turn?
47:01How great are you fucking people?
47:03How great is this fucking
47:05This fucking right here
47:06This spot's got fucking heart
47:08That's what I was trying to tell you
47:09It's magic
47:10This place is magic
47:14All right
47:16You know, we're just a pair
47:17Of fucking wired
47:18And worried travelers
47:19And we fucking love it here
47:20We thank you
47:21We thank you, Gary
47:22Fucking Indiana
47:23We thank you
47:25Magic
47:26Magic
47:26You know, I just want to take
47:28This opportunity
47:29Because right now
47:30My, uh
47:33My fine furry cousin right there
47:35My fucking best friend
47:37Any second now
47:38He's gonna be a dad
47:41And not only that
47:42Not only that
47:43Not only that
47:44Hey
47:45He's happy
47:47He's happy
47:49Rich, you're happy
47:52Right now, I swear
47:53This is, this is the most
47:57It's like the most healthy
47:58And like
47:58You're, you're
47:59You're full
48:02You're full
48:02And I love it
48:04He's in love
48:06You know
48:07Fucker cannot wait
48:08To be a father either
48:09I mean, he can't fucking
48:11He can't
48:12He can't fucking wait
48:13I mean, he
48:13He's got this pride
48:19You're glowing, Rich
48:23You're glowing, I love you
48:24It's my fucking boy
48:25I love you
48:26I love you
48:27I love you
48:27I love you so much
48:28I fucking love you
48:30Look at him
48:31He's gonna be a dad
48:31Look at him
48:32Look at him
48:32Look at him
48:33That's gonna be a father
48:34That
48:34That right there
48:35Is gonna be a father
48:36Right
48:37Fucking kid's gonna end up
48:40Abandoned and alone
48:40Just like he was
48:41But hey, shit
48:42Hey, at least you went into it
48:43With a good fucking mindset
48:44Right, kid?
48:45Huh?
48:46I mean, no, no, no, no, no
48:47It's okay
48:47No, I love him
48:48That's, that's the thing
48:49That's the thing
48:49You gotta know about Rich, man
48:50Is that
48:51The one thing
48:53That you can absolutely
48:54Fucking depend on
48:55With this fucking guy
48:56Is that
48:56If he is involved
48:57He's gonna fuck it up
48:59I mean, he is gonna fuck it up
49:00And everybody knows it
49:01I mean, no, no, nobody says it, right?
49:03Nobody says it
49:04Because everybody's a fucking coward
49:05And a fucking liar
49:06But this isn't gonna be
49:08Any fucking different
49:08I mean, he's gonna fuck this
49:10He's gonna
49:10His entire life
49:11Is a fucking bed
49:12That he took a shit
49:14In the middle of
49:14And he just smears it
49:15And that's what's beautiful
49:16Look at him
49:17It's beautiful
49:17But he's gonna fuck this up too
49:19Right?
49:20No, no, no, no, no, no
49:21It's okay
49:21It's okay
49:21Everybody knows it
49:23They don't say it
49:24But they
49:24Look, look
49:25Ooh
49:27Ooh
49:27Look at his eyes
49:28Look at those beady little fucking eyes
49:30He knows it too
49:30That's the fucking thing
49:32He knows it too
49:33What?
49:34All right, what?
49:34We gotta go
49:34We gotta go
49:35We gotta
49:36Where we going?
49:37Where we fucking going?
49:39Yo, we got this meme
49:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
49:40We gotta
49:41You know what you gotta do
49:42You gotta get in the fucking truck
49:43And just start fucking driving
49:45Just fucking
49:46Boom
49:46Rich, just fucking
49:47You wanna do that kid of yours a favor?
49:49Just fucking
49:49Bolch
49:50Just fucking
49:50Hit the fucking road
49:51And do not come back
49:52You wanna do him a favor, right?
49:54No, it's fine
49:55It's fine
49:55It doesn't matter
49:56It doesn't matter
49:57It's the truth
49:58It's the truth
49:59What, you gonna be a good father?
50:00Is that what you gotta be?
50:01Huh, Ronald McDonald?
50:03You gonna be a good father?
50:04Are you gonna be a good father?
50:06It doesn't matter
50:06It doesn't matter
50:08Just say it
50:08Just say it
50:09You're gonna fuck it up, right?
50:10Come on, you're not mad
50:11Don't be mad
50:12You're not mad
50:13I'm not
50:13You're not mad
50:14Are you mad?
50:15Are you mad?
50:16You're not mad
50:17You're not mad
50:18No, just say it
50:19Stop it
50:20Stop that
50:23He's telling the fucking truth, finally
50:25He's telling the fucking truth
50:26Say it again
50:27You hate me?
50:28You hate me, Rich?
50:30You gotta fuck this up, Rich
50:31Just say that and we'll go
50:33Say it and we'll go
50:40Stop it
50:41Is she not lying anymore?
50:42Why are you doing this?
50:43I love you
50:44Why are you doing this?
50:45I love you
50:48You're a coward, Rich
50:50You're a fucking coward
50:52I'm a coward
50:53You're a coward
50:54I'm a coward
50:57You're a coward
51:08I'm a coward
51:10Kid's gonna hate you, Rich
51:13Kid's gonna
51:17This is it
51:22No, no, no
51:23No, no, no
51:38No, no, no, no
52:17No, no, no, no
52:48Hey
52:50One of you, Mikey
52:56This is for Jimmy
53:10What's in the box?
53:37Plastic pump impellers
53:43What do, uh, what do plastic pump impellers do?
53:50They rotate
53:59Well, it's your own
54:03Probably not
54:05FedEx strikes are over
54:23I'm a outfit
54:31It's your own
54:31I'm a coward
54:31I'll be doing it
54:31I'll be doing it
54:31I'll be doing it
54:35No, not
54:35I'll be doing it
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