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00:08The Poirot Festival will be opening in 10 minutes.
00:12Please make your way down to the beach.
00:16Nancy Johnson, she's my darling, she's my every way through.
00:22Gordon Bennett is a bloodbath!
00:25Oh, I did say I would make the smoothies.
00:31Yes, yes, Martha, but this is my last day at the station and I need to learn before I become
00:37your newest employee.
00:39Yeah, but we agreed that would be temporary, though, didn't we?
00:43Yes, yes, of course.
00:45Unless I'm a natural.
00:50Oh!
00:52Yes, a little more training needed, Zoe, I think, before I'm ready to step into her shoes.
00:57We'd better hurry up. It's my last shift.
00:59Oh, yes!
01:03How are you feeling? Are you excited?
01:06Yeah, I guess.
01:08Oh, that was a little underwhelming for someone about to go on the trip of a lifetime.
01:13Mum's being a bit weird. She's not really talking to me, pretending like it's not happening.
01:22Good morning.
01:23Everyone, this is Agnieszka, my girlfriend.
01:27Bardzo mi mi voce poznacz.
01:29Oh, delighted to meet you, too.
01:31I told you about the inspector.
01:33My boss, well, until tomorrow.
01:35He gave up his own job to save the rest of us.
01:39Rancid's cubby.
01:40No, I see it more as an opportunity.
01:42For a new start.
01:43I agree. Change is a good thing. Like you and me. We both took a leap of faith, and here
01:52we are.
01:57Oh, I've got to go. Geraldine wrote me into marshalling the exhibition again.
02:03Oh, and it was lovely to meet you.
02:06And you.
02:07And we're going to go exploring.
02:08Okay. See you later, honey bun.
02:11Bye, big bear.
02:16Morning, Margo.
02:17Can't chat.
02:18I'm flying through the astral plane.
02:22Okay.
02:29Ahoy there, me hearties.
02:32Red Jerry's the name.
02:34Today we celebrate Ship Mabot's most famous son,
02:39Elias Cutler, nicknamed the Shadow.
02:43On this day, in 1722, Elias sailed from these shores to plunder the new world.
02:53But he returned home penniless.
02:56The only clue to the whereabouts of his lost riches is the map you'll find inside.
03:08But it's said that his gold staunts the covering. So beware.
03:17In you come.
03:18All right, single file, guys. Single file.
03:22Go on, have a few hats.
03:24Oh, cheers.
03:25Come on.
03:28Come on.
03:28Come on.
03:29Come on.
03:30Come on.
03:31Come on.
03:31Come on.
03:32No.
03:32Oh.
03:35Oh.
03:36Okay, everyone.
03:38Form an orderly queue down there.
03:43Cheers.
03:44Great.
03:45Thanks.
03:46Thank you, everyone.
03:48You all get a turn to see Elias' map.
03:54Yeah, sure.
03:56Fire!
03:57Fire!
03:58It's a fire!
04:00Okay, everyone.
04:01Stay calm.
04:02Okay.
04:03Follow the green exit signs.
04:05Walk.
04:06Don't run.
04:07Don't run.
04:08Stay calm.
04:10Run to the right.
04:12Watch your step.
04:14Be careful, guys.
04:15Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:17Wait a minute.
04:20Wait a minute.
04:24All right.
04:25Just take your hands and triple each other.
04:28Okay?
04:30Where's Kelby?
04:31Still inside.
04:33All right.
04:35Go to the right.
04:37Kelby!
04:39Kelby!
04:40Kelby!
04:46Are you all right?
04:48I've cleared the interior.
04:50The fire brigade and coast guard should be on their way.
04:53But I can't smell burning.
04:55Wait, sir.
04:56Don't go in there.
04:57There's no smoke without fire.
05:02Inspector?
05:05Apparently, sometimes there is.
05:08Sir.
05:08Elias' map.
05:10It's gone.
05:19Elias' map.
05:21One morning in the month of June down by a rolling river.
05:25There where he tried a chance to stay and he beheld his lover.
05:30Her cheeks were red and eyes were brown.
05:33Her hair in ringlets hanging down.
05:35She had a lovely face without a frown.
05:37Just as the tide was flowing.
05:47Quid non mortalia pectora coias.
05:51Auri sacra fames.
05:53Signed Elias Cutler.
05:56That which is not mortal.
05:59Um, something, something cold?
06:02What do not you force mortal hearts to do accursed hunger for gold?
06:11The search for riches makes people do terrible things.
06:14Elias wrote it on the map.
06:16About his crew, I think.
06:17Oh, yes, yes, yes, I remember this.
06:19Elias captured a galleon full of gold coins, but his men turned on each other and all but Elias ended
06:25up dead.
06:25So he ditched the gold and came home to Shipton Abbott.
06:30You've been paying attention.
06:31Yes.
06:32Sorry it took me a while to get here.
06:33I was out of town.
06:34Missing the festival?
06:35It's more for the kids, right?
06:37As though he's not a kid no more.
06:39What have we got?
06:41Our last case together.
06:42Well, let's not tempt fate, Kelmy.
06:45This could be the start of a 24 hour crime wave.
06:48I do hope not.
06:49What?
06:49Yes.
06:51Me too.
06:55So, the thief used a smoke bomb as a distraction and in the ensuing panic stole Elias' map.
07:03Now, the question is, how did they remove the map from a locked cabinet and leave the note in a
07:09matter of seconds?
07:12Perhaps it was Elias' ghost.
07:14His nickname was the Shadow after all.
07:18Only Josh and Kelby.
07:20You know, that's just a story to entertain the tourists.
07:23Yes, well, you see, these wheel marks suggest that the thief used a pram or pushchair.
07:29Pointing to human rather than spectral agency.
07:33I thought the cabinet would be ample security.
07:36I mean, who'd want to steal from the festival?
07:40Gives the old town a boost.
07:42We should get this note to Forensics.
07:45Do you have the key?
07:47It is at home.
07:49As far as I know.
07:56Here it is.
07:58Do come in.
08:06I'll check the cameras.
08:08They cover the front and back.
08:20Oh, sorry.
08:22It survived the Battle of Nassau. I'm sure it'll survive you.
08:25Yes.
08:25Well, it's certainly an impressive collection.
08:29Or a life's work.
08:31Dev and I.
08:32Some of it's quite valuable.
08:36Cameras didn't pick anything up.
08:38Is the map worth a lot?
08:40I just got it valued.
08:42By Britten's.
08:43Antique shop in town.
08:45It's been here a couple of times.
08:47Valued most of the collection, but said the map was only worth a hundred or so.
08:50Were you disappointed?
08:52A little.
08:54In fact, I took it to get a second opinion from a specialist dealer in London.
08:58They said the same thing.
09:00Were you planning on selling it?
09:02Just updating the insurance.
09:04The map's very dear to me.
09:07It's how Dev, my husband and I met.
09:11Port of Spain.
09:13Trinidad.
09:14Ten year ago.
09:15Strange place to find it.
09:16It was where Elias sailed from when he came home to Shippenaphale.
09:21So I took a trip there when I was researching our history and found the map in a junk shop.
09:27Like meeting a ghost.
09:29It did feel a little bit like that, yeah.
09:31All filthy and weathered.
09:34But the owner said that someone had already put down a deposit.
09:37So I went to negotiate with him and the rest is history.
09:41So that must be Dev.
09:42Yeah.
09:44And here we are.
09:47Or we were.
09:49And we shall be again.
09:53Dev's in a care room right now.
09:56Stroke.
09:57Sorry to hear that.
09:59Yeah.
10:00It was a shock.
10:03He's fighting back, but it's taking a bit longer than we hoped.
10:08The Pirate Festival was his idea.
10:12It's really not the same without him.
10:16Oh.
10:18This is my Dev.
10:20And his twin brother, Sanjeev.
10:23It was him who gave us the display cabinet a couple of years ago.
10:26Anniversary present.
10:30Do you lend any other items to the festival?
10:35A few pieces, yes.
10:38Also sold some to Brigden's.
10:40A bit of a clear out.
10:43You start.
10:44For when Dev comes home.
10:52I guess the cameras are why they stole it from the festival, not from here.
10:57Yes.
10:58But why steal a map that's not valuable?
11:01And leave a note about the ladies here.
11:05And leave a note about the dangers of wealth.
11:07Someone with a grudge?
11:09I don't see who.
11:10Geraldine and Dev are pretty popular.
11:12The Pirate Festival brings in a lot of money to the town.
11:15We should talk to the antique stealer who valued it.
11:18Brigden's is on the way back. We can go now.
11:21Yes.
11:23Sorry. Excuse me. Running late.
11:27Yep.
11:32Well ahoy there.
11:34Captain Barnacles.
11:42I'll see you down there.
11:44Artie, I'm free.
11:48They needed someone to play the sea monster at the festival.
11:52Suits you.
11:53But I'm very glad to give you something to laugh about.
11:55No, it does, really.
11:56It's nice that you're getting involved.
11:58Well, I'm trying to be more engaged.
12:01What does that mean?
12:03Not entirely sure.
12:06Amelia's idea?
12:09No. Actually.
12:11Look, I'm running late for the afternoon performance.
12:14Yeah? Sure. I'm working, so...
12:16Ah, sure.
12:19Hope it goes well.
12:21Break a...pentacle.
12:23Yeah, thanks.
12:25Very funny.
12:58Esther.
13:00I know that anchor.
13:02I recognise the shape it left on Geraldine's wall.
13:05Hi.
13:05Ah, good afternoon.
13:06Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman.
13:08Detective Sergeant Esther Williams.
13:10Hmm.
13:11Hello.
13:12Can I ask, that antique anchor down there,
13:17you got that from Geraldine Desai.
13:18Am I right?
13:19Yes.
13:20I'm brokering the sales on a few of her items.
13:22And you valued her map?
13:24The one that got nicked.
13:26Heard all about that.
13:27Someone's having a laugh there, aren't they?
13:29Quite the joker.
13:30Why'd you say that?
13:31Well, I don't know why else you'd steal that bit of rubbish.
13:34Yeah, she said you valued it at very little.
13:36We call them wall fillers in the trade.
13:39No historical significance?
13:41Mrs Desai thinks so, but there's no provenance.
13:44Amateurs, you see, they don't have the qualifications to tell treasure from Tat.
13:49And what are your qualifications?
13:52Masters in Fine Art, BADA and AVA, Christie's.
13:56She seemed disappointed when I told her.
13:59I got the feeling she's a little short on the readies.
14:02No touching!
14:04Aww.
14:07Keep the little parasites in line, right?
14:13Do you have children?
14:15God, no.
14:16Oh, erm, this belongs to my assistant.
14:19Poor guy.
14:20Fell right into the baby trap.
14:22You know what I mean, right?
14:24Not really.
14:25Do you mind if I, er...
14:27Ashore?
14:30Own a piece of Elias Cutler's lost gold.
14:34They're for the tourists.
14:36So you do quite well out of the pirate festival, then?
14:39Well, you've got to diversify your income streams in this day and age.
14:42Is this brass?
14:44Well, I...
14:45I wouldn't be selling a gold one for a fiver, would I?
14:48No.
14:49I'll take it.
14:53Used to have quite the coin collection.
14:55It's my pride and joy.
15:01Sorry.
15:05Ah.
15:13What a...
15:15Massive anchor.
15:25How's it going?
15:27Marvelously.
15:28A well-oiled crime-fighting machine.
15:31You can tell Mr Smith I'll be giving it my all until the final curtain.
15:34Don't be silly.
15:35I'm not his spy.
15:37Aren't you?
15:38You need my help.
15:40I sensed it in the ether.
15:42Remarkable.
15:43Yes, Margot.
15:44Yes, I do.
15:45Could you go to the station and do some digging into Geraldine Desai's finances, please?
15:49We had a tip-off that she might be in some financial trouble.
15:52Of course.
15:54Anything to help with your last case, after you've fell on your sword to save the rest of us from...
16:00petty bureaucrats.
16:05See you later.
16:09He seems quite chipper.
16:11Under the circumstances.
16:14That's because he's got a case to work on.
16:16But what about when it's over?
16:19He loves that job.
16:21Without it, I worry he won't...
16:24be him.
16:38I'm looking for a false bottom.
16:42See if that's how the thief got in.
16:45Find one?
16:46Not yet.
16:48Wait, wait, wait.
16:48There's a...
16:49There's a factory stamp over here.
16:53Wellbridge and Sons.
16:54Yeah, and the number...
16:561-9-7-B.
16:58I don't know.
16:59I don't know.
16:59I don't know.
17:01I'll get this sent off to the lab for analysis.
17:07You see, the thief must have known they only had a few seconds once the smoke bomb went off.
17:12So they were confident they could get into the cabinet quickly.
17:15But why take such a risk when the map is invaluable?
17:18And why go to all the trouble of leaving a note?
17:21Maybe it was a warning from the thief not to come after them.
17:24Well, it's not gonna work.
17:26We've got to find out how they access this cabinet.
17:29We should talk to the brother-in-law.
17:31Sanjeev.
17:32He gave them the cabinet in the first place.
17:34Maybe he's got a spare key.
17:37They always close the festival with a 21-gun salute.
17:41Pardon?
17:43I counted 20.
17:45Should only be one more.
17:51Oh, never mind.
17:54Oh.
17:59Hi there.
18:00Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman.
18:01This is DS Esther Williams.
18:03I've got my gunshot license and license to acquire black powder if you want to see my paperwork.
18:08Oh, no, no. I'm not doubting your expertise.
18:10We're actually here about the theft of your sister-in-law's map.
18:13Ah, yes. I heard.
18:15Jerry's very upset.
18:17I don't know why anyone would play such a mean joke on her.
18:20You think it was a prank?
18:22Well, it wasn't for the money. She only paid a few quid for it, as I recall.
18:26Cost a hell of a lot more for Muggins here to bring it back from Trinidad.
18:29You brought it home.
18:30They decided to stay for a few more weeks.
18:33Didn't want to be lumbered with it.
18:36250 quid in excess luggage. 25 quid a kilo.
18:40Those airlines are no better than thieves.
18:43She said you got them the display case the map was in.
18:46Yeah. I got it from a ship clearance sale down at the marina.
18:50You don't by any chance have a spare key to the cabinet?
18:54There wasn't one.
18:58These really are beautiful.
19:02Yeah.
19:04A matching pair.
19:06Salvaged from the wreck of Elias Cutler's ship.
19:09Perfectly balanced in weight to balance the vessel.
19:15My brother normally fires the other one.
19:19Yes. Geraldine told us about his stroke. I'm sorry.
19:23Nah.
19:24He'll be back next year, I'm sure.
19:29Are they, uh, smoke bombs?
19:32Nah.
19:34Switch to eco-friendly gunpowder.
19:37Less volatile.
19:39Easier to store.
19:41Use these to maintain the magic.
19:46Can you tell us where you were this morning between 8 and 10?
19:50Right here.
19:51I mark each hour with a single salute throughout the whole festival.
19:57You can check the timetable.
19:59Hiya!
20:01All right, Mira.
20:03Here's my daughter with my tea.
20:05Hi.
20:08Thanks for helping me.
20:09Hi.
20:09Pleasure.
20:11Yes?
20:12Yes!
20:15Nothing to do.
20:16Yeah, yeah.
20:18Oh!
20:19My darling.
20:21Come to see me.
20:22They're planning your leaving party, but I'm having nothing to do with it.
20:26I'm not going to celebrate you being forced out of your job.
20:28Okay.
20:29Right.
20:29No.
20:30Please, no.
20:31Please, don't.
20:31I don't want any fuss.
20:32It's not a big deal.
20:33It is kind of a big deal though, Inspector.
20:37A massive deal?
20:38Huge.
20:38A really quite significant deal.
20:40No, no.
20:40Nonsense.
20:40I don't want any fuss.
20:41Good.
20:42Because we're absolutely not planning your leaving party.
20:45Oh no, definitely no leaving party plans here.
20:49Anyway, got to go.
20:50Got to get on with not planning any party at all.
20:52Martha.
20:53Martha.
20:55Okay.
20:56Margot.
20:57I've got CCTV in from outside the cave.
21:01You can't see any of their faces because of the free pirate hat given out with every ticket.
21:06That's a perfect disguise.
21:07One pirate amongst many.
21:09Clumber.
21:10The pushchairs though.
21:11You can see those.
21:12Can you zoom in a bit, Margot, please?
21:15To look at the pram.
21:20Well, it's the same brand as Sanjeev has.
21:22Popular mate though.
21:23Loads of those around.
21:24Yeah.
21:26I looked into Geraldine's bank records like you asked.
21:30She's heavily in debt.
21:31All our cash is going to the Abysans care home where poor old Dev's been staying.
21:36Nice place, that.
21:37Look out over the bay.
21:38I spoke to them.
21:40She's behind with the payments.
21:42Another few weeks and she'll have to move him somewhere cheaper.
21:47I wonder if the festival has some kind of insurance policy for theft.
21:50It does.
21:52Geraldine took one out herself.
21:53Covers all the exhibit items loaned to the festival.
21:57Several thousand pounds.
21:58That would give her a motive.
21:59If she's running out of other things to sell.
22:01But she couldn't have stolen it.
22:03She was outside the whole time.
22:05Unless she had an accomplice.
22:06Sanjeev?
22:07Yeah.
22:07He's got the smoke bombs to push chair.
22:09He could have lied about not having a second key to the cabinet.
22:11He had an hour between the cannon firings.
22:13And of course, he'd want the best care for his brother.
22:16I can't see Geraldine as a master criminal.
22:20She's a librarian.
22:21Margot.
22:23Literature is full of people doing extreme things for love.
22:31Oh, here is a beauty.
22:35Probably taking the long route to avoid Biscay Cup.
22:41Sensible.
23:06We'll question Geraldine again tomorrow.
23:09And we need to go through your handover notes, obviously.
23:12What?
23:14Just kidding.
23:15I know there's no handover notes.
23:17Yes.
23:17But we do need to discuss what happens after you've left.
23:22Right.
23:24Well, you'll take over as station lead.
23:27And you'll go on just as before, I suppose.
23:31Like hell we will.
23:33No offence, Esther.
23:35None taken.
23:38Maybe we should just try to look on the bright side.
23:41Like Agnieszka said, change is good.
23:45Maybe this is an opportunity for us all to spread our wings.
23:50Ride the wave and reach for the stars.
23:54Knock, knock.
23:56Mr Smith, welcome.
23:57Thought I'd base myself here for a few days to oversee the leadership transition.
24:03DS Williams, I'll be providing additional support as you take on the duties of station lead.
24:09So you'll be reporting directly to me on all operational matters.
24:13If you say so.
24:15Ms Martins.
24:18Please re-familiarize yourself with the appropriate attire section of the force's employee handbook.
24:25We've had the pirate festival today, Mr Smith.
24:27As a station, we like to get involved in local events.
24:30Yeah.
24:31Nevertheless, standards must be upheld.
24:34Ah, PC Hartford.
24:36I've been reviewing your casework.
24:39And your arrest record is tracking below benchmark.
24:42Mr Smith, here is Shifton Abbott.
24:44We tend to focus on crime prevention as much as punishment.
24:47With all due respect, D.I. Goodman.
24:51As of 5pm tomorrow, this is no longer your station.
24:57Well, I appreciate change can be difficult.
25:01But, don't worry.
25:06I'm here to help.
25:14I can't believe you're leaving us with him.
25:17Well, you'll be delighted to see the back of me, I'm sure.
25:20I only slow you down.
25:22I'm not gonna tell you how great you are, so stop fishing.
25:27New starts all round.
25:31For you too, I suppose.
25:34So he's only going for a couple of months.
25:36Mm-hmm.
25:37Eight months, isn't it?
25:40Got loads of things to catch up on.
25:43Time will fly past.
25:47She said you're a bit, er...
25:48A bit what?
25:49Oh, I don't know.
25:50What did she say?
25:53Just that you hadn't really talked about it.
25:57Her going.
25:58And she sort of wishes you would, I think.
26:03Look.
26:05If you don't talk about it, then she'll just make up what you're thinking and get it wrong.
26:13The point is,
26:16talking is better than silence.
26:20Most of the time.
26:23Except maybe now, when perhaps I should just shut up.
26:28So I will...
26:30I'll shut up.
26:31See you tomorrow.
26:47Alright.
26:48Mum?
26:55I thought you were out.
26:57I was, um...
26:59Just getting this.
27:00Oh, yeah.
27:01We made that for the first pirate festival.
27:04It took us ages.
27:05Stained it with tea bags.
27:08Burnt the edges.
27:08You put all your favourite places on there.
27:11School.
27:12Playground.
27:13Ice cream parlour.
27:16Home.
27:16Home.
27:19Yeah.
27:21Next marks the spot.
27:25Anyway.
27:26I thought you might want to take it with you on your travels.
27:29So you can always find your way back home.
27:32To me.
27:41I'm sorry for being weird.
27:44I'm just...
27:47Just really gonna miss you.
27:49It's okay.
27:49Is it?
27:50Of course it is.
27:51I mean...
27:52It's been just us two for forever.
27:55It...
27:55It's okay to freak out.
27:57I'm not freaking out.
28:00Okay.
28:02Maybe I am a tiny bit.
28:07It's just...
28:08From the moment you were born...
28:12Nothing else really mattered.
28:15You needed me.
28:16And I had to be everything for you.
28:19But now you don't need me no more.
28:22And I'm not sure where that leaves me.
28:27I'll always need my mum.
28:29Wherever in the world I am.
28:35Make sure you see people.
28:37Don't hide away.
28:38Or I'll worry about you the whole time and I won't enjoy myself at all.
28:44Well we can't have that, can we?
28:47Promise.
28:50Promise.
29:02You don't have to put on a brave face for me you know.
29:04What other face would I put on?
29:07When you left Saint Marie I didn't know if you'd ever find a job that made you so happy again.
29:12But you did hear.
29:14And it's okay to feel upset that it's ending.
29:18Look, I don't need a job to be happy.
29:22So I've got you.
29:25Besides, I'm gonna start coin collecting again.
29:28Might make us rich.
29:30Didn't Elias Cutler say that won't make you happy?
29:33He didn't have builders to pay though, did he?
29:38Is that Margot?
29:40We should get going.
29:41Who's she with?
29:42We don't want to miss Zoe.
29:44Wait, no, hang on. I just...
29:46Martha, Martha.
29:47What?
29:51Oh my God.
29:52Okay.
29:53I thought I'm gonna pop in.
29:55Should I put my bag to the driver and then put the bag around here I think.
30:01There she is.
30:03Hi.
30:04Hi.
30:07Everybody wanted to say goodbye.
30:09Hi.
30:09Hello, Margot.
30:10My dear.
30:11Hi.
30:15Come here.
30:18Right, I'm just gonna take my bag off.
30:20Yeah, I'll go there.
30:21Hi.
30:23Have a wonderful time.
30:26Oh, I'm so excited for you, brilliant girl.
30:32I'll be living vicariously through your Insta, so plenty of stories please.
30:36Of course.
30:41Open it.
30:45My dad gave me that compass when I went travelling so that I didn't get lost.
30:52Martha, are you sure?
30:53Of course.
30:54It's for explorers.
30:55And that's what you are now.
30:59I love it.
31:05Bye.
31:06Bye.
31:06Take care.
31:12You are gonna come home, aren't you?
31:15Always.
31:21Got everything I need to find my way.
31:34Hey.
31:42Hey.
31:44Bye.
31:44It's like a midnight hurts too much
31:49Gonna come on
31:53Bye
31:57Bye
31:58Bye
31:58Bye
31:58I'm safe
32:01Oh my broken heart's gonna beat again any day now
32:07Hey don't you give up
32:09The light's gonna shine on everything
32:13When it feels like...
32:16Bye
32:17Take care now
32:19Enjoy
32:27Bye
32:28Have fun
32:29Bye
32:30Bye
32:31It's gonna come on
32:35Any day now
32:52Hey
33:04Won't be the same around here without Zoe
33:07Not to mention you, Inspector
33:10Maybe that's a good thing
33:12Agnieszka says you can't become who you were meant to be by staying as who you are
33:18Yeah
33:19That's quite right, Kelby
33:23Is that...?
33:28The prodigal map
33:32All you can see is a pirate hat
33:35Yeah, well from the build I'd say that's not Geraldine
33:39Yeah, looks like a man
33:41Sanjeev
33:43Yeah, Margot
33:44Can you zoom in on the pushchair, please?
33:49That's a different type to the one Sanjeev's got
33:51But he did have the smoke bombs
33:53I checked
33:55I checked
33:55They're the most popular brand
33:57Anyone could have got hold of one
33:59And Geraldine knew the map was worthless
34:01So why would she send Sanjeev to steal it?
34:03So someone else stole it
34:05Realised it was worthless
34:06So they may as well return it
34:08Oh, is that relevant at this stage?
34:11The stolen item has been returned, case closed
34:19I have a leadership catch-up session at another station this afternoon
34:24But I'll be back first thing in the morning
34:28I take it you're going to clear this desk before you go?
34:33Well, I suppose I... it's splendid
34:35I'll see the rest of you bright and early in the morning
34:39A new dawn!
34:42Where's my desk?
34:54Case closed, sir? Really?
34:59We're returned or not?
35:01A crime was still committed and still needs to be solved, okay?
35:04Today!
35:09Why would someone bother stealing something only to return it the very next day?
35:20Unless...
35:21It does have value...
35:26At least it did...
35:29Yesterday!
35:37Margaret, can you call Geraldine, please?
35:39Ask her how she travelled to London when she got the second opinion on the map?
35:43By car?
35:44Or by train?
35:46Okay!
35:46Thank you!
35:59How did it go?
36:01Oh...
36:02I struck gold!
36:08I'm glad you're here, Councillor, because I want to formally present my resignation
36:15Oh, Kelby, no!
36:16In solidarity with the Inspector, I've decided to embrace this opportunity for personal growth and move to pastures new
36:26Which pastures are those then, Kelby?
36:33I'm not sure, but green ones, hopefully
36:41I can't work with that Mr. Smith, he's a pen pusher, he has no idea about real policing
36:48What do you mean?
36:49Should we tell him?
36:50What?
36:51He says it's about the inspector's leaving party
36:58Oh, Martha, Martha, do you have one of those, um, uh, uh, weigh thingies?
37:06Scales?
37:06Yes, that's the one, uh, big ones, big enough to weigh this
37:13Aha!
37:14Just as I thought, it's only half the weight it should be
37:19How do you know?
37:21Well, Sanjeev said that he had to pay 250 pounds in excess baggage fees, uh, 25 pounds per kilo
37:27So that the map and his frame should weigh 10 kilos
37:30So it's not the same map?
37:31Well, I mean, it could be the same map
37:34That wouldn't have any bearing on the weight
37:36But what if it's not the same frame?
37:39Someone switched it?
37:40Well, it's the only explanation for the weight difference
37:41But why?
37:42Yes, that is the question
37:45Thank you
37:49No idea
37:54We're on
37:56Okay
38:04Did you manage to speak to Geraldine?
38:06Er, yes
38:06She said she'd travel to London by train
38:09Ha ha!
38:10Of course you did
38:13Can I borrow that?
38:15Well, it's, er, my...
38:17Okay
38:18What are you doing to it?
38:21Old coin collector's trick
38:22Huh?
38:23You see how ceramics, brass, like this coin, it leaves a black streak
38:31Gold, leaves a gold one
38:37Brass, see?
38:38Great
38:40So, the frame's not worth much, like everyone said
38:44Yep, not worth much now
38:46But yesterday's map, the map that Sam G brought back from Trinidad, weighed twice as much as this one
38:53So, what does that mean?
38:55Well, the frames are identical in every single way, apart from the weight
39:01So, the question is, what weighs twice as much as brass?
39:05Gold?
39:06Yes
39:07Gold has roughly twice the density of brass, so it weighs twice as much
39:11See, Elias' gold coins were never found
39:16Maybe because they weren't hidden
39:19They were melted
39:20Turned into everyday objects
39:22Like the frame holding his map
39:25See, Geraldine never cleaned it
39:27She liked its authenticity
39:28So she never realised what she had
39:30But someone did
39:31Who?
39:32The BADA, NAVA, Christie's qualified professional who just valued it
39:37Tyler?
39:38Precisely
39:39But she got a second opinion
39:40Yeah, on the map, yes
39:43You see, my bet is she removed the map from the frame because it was too heavy to carry on
39:46the train to London
39:47So at the second valuer, he never even saw it
39:50But how did Tyler get into the cabinet without a key?
39:52The answer is...
39:54Two
39:56But that says 197B
39:58Yeah, which implies the existence of a 197A
40:04A second cabinet
40:06Two cabinets
40:07Two frames
40:09And two times that Tyler visited Geraldine's house
40:16The first time we visited
40:17Tyler spotted that the frame was solid gold and extremely valuable
40:23Now, he could have told Geraldine
40:25Sold it
40:26Taken his 10% commission
40:28But
40:28He realised
40:30That Geraldine's display case was identical to one he purchased a few years before
40:34From the same ship clearance where Sanjeev bought his
40:391-9-7-A
40:41A perfect twin to balance the ship
40:43Like Elias' two cannons
40:46And so Tyler spotted an opportunity
40:50Well, I love this
40:52I got some more
40:55So he returned to Geraldine's house offering to value more of her items
40:58But it was in fact to confirm the two cabinets were identical
41:03In every way
41:04Including the key
41:07Yes
41:09Tyler bought a ticket to the exhibition
41:11And borrowed his assistant's child's pram
41:14Then all he had to do
41:16Was start his distraction
41:24Unlock the cabinet
41:25Leave the note
41:27Take the map
41:29Why did he leave the note?
41:31Because he wanted to make it look like a prank
41:33Someone pretending to be Elias' ghost
41:39That
41:39Was crucial
41:42Because he never intended on keeping the map
41:46He just wanted to swap the frame
41:48For a brass one
41:51And then return it to us
41:54Thinking we'd write it off as a joke
41:56And not bother looking for the coal
41:59And
42:00Crucially
42:02No one would be looking for the map
42:04So he could sell the frame on without any suspicion and pocket the entire proceeds
42:10Because
42:11Because
42:11He's a
42:12Massive anchor
42:16Oh, hi
42:17You're back
42:18We have a warrant to search these premises
42:20Oh
42:26You can't go back there
42:27Please
42:29You can't go
42:30That
42:34That's
42:48That's
42:48Say anything
42:49But it may harm your defence
42:51If you do mention one question
42:52Something which you later rely on in court
42:54Anything you do say
42:55May be used in evidence
43:30Still negative on visuals
43:34My dad was into his cop shows
43:38Surveillance is all about patience
43:40Waiting is the name of the game
43:45Suspect's on the move
43:47That's not suspect
43:48That's lunch
43:54Shouldn't have had that second cup of tea
43:56Look
43:58Suspect's heading west
44:00That's East End
44:01Oh
44:05Oh, hello
44:14Target is hot
44:20Sneaky
44:20Olenoyous
44:23Jerry
44:29Do you want to see it, Dev?
44:31Mm-hmm
44:31Of course you do
44:37That's the first time since the Storky said my name
44:41Thank you
44:43Under our noses
44:46For years
44:47You feel a bit daft, don't you?
44:50Mm-mm
44:52Oh, I've missed you
45:14Well, just got time to, er, clear my desk
45:21This can't really be it
45:23What are we gonna do without you?
45:27I think it's more a question of what I'm gonna do
45:34I've only had two jobs where I've really fitted in
45:38Um...
45:38San Marie and, and...
45:41Here
45:47Sorry, you need to be getting home
45:49I don't really want to go home, to be honest
45:53Isn't really home without Zoe
45:58Still...
45:59We're embracing change though, right?
46:02No
46:02Spreading our wings
46:03Reaching for the stars
46:09What happens when we crash back down to Earth, though?
46:11Hey
46:18Oh, the...
46:19Thank God you're back
46:21There's an emergency at the town hall
46:25No
46:25Oh, please
46:26Not you as well, Kelby
46:28I told Martha
46:29I don't want a leaving party
46:31Come on, hurry up
46:32Quick!
46:40You better go
46:41I don't want to go
46:42Come on
46:43See you in a bit
46:45Bye
46:56Right, let's get this over with, shall we?
46:59I'm not making a speech
47:00And I absolutely forbid anyone to cry
47:04Give him hell
47:05What?
47:07Ah
47:08D.I. Goodman
47:10You remember our
47:11Hard-working dedicated members
47:14Of the police and crime panel
47:18Right, um, yeah
47:20Hi
47:21And of course you know Mr. James Smith
47:23From administrative planning
47:25Mr. Smith, lovely
47:28Sorry, what is happening?
47:30That is precisely what I'd like to know
47:32I've convened an emergency meeting of the police standards oversight subcommittee
47:36Please, take a seat
47:38What is he even doing here?
47:40Yeah, according to the off-boarding timetable
47:42He ceases to exist in operational terms
47:44As of 5pm today
47:46Well, as it's only 4.51
47:48Technically I still exist for nine minutes
47:52Then I better get on with it
47:54I've called you all here today on a very serious matter
47:56That of police corruption
48:00Mr. Smith, earlier this year you informed D.I. Goodman
48:03That he would have to lose a member of staff
48:05Due to unavoidable budget cuts
48:08The decision about who to lose, all yours
48:11After much soul-searching, D.I. Goodman made the noble decision
48:15To step down himself
48:17However, something didn't ring true to me
48:25I first smelt a rat on a golfing day with Mr. Smith
48:29Where I noticed that he was very friendly with a D.I. of Heston Morley Station
48:34The only officer of that rank invited to the event
48:37Thank you for your, uh, help
48:40Any time
48:41And when by happy chance I was accidentally detained in the records area of Shipton Abbott Station
48:48I noticed that your budget for the previous year registered an underspend
48:54Whereas police council records show that Heston Morley had received an increase in their annual budget
49:00Of precisely the same amount as Shipton Abbott was being asked to lose from theirs
49:04Telephones, please
49:06So I decided to embark on some intelligence gathering
49:14My wife's hot tomorrow
49:18And I started to suspect that Mr. Smith's budget decisions were not entirely driven by operational considerations
49:27I know
49:28Margot, of course, is on very friendly terms with her counterpart at Heston Morley
49:32Who had a good deal to say about her boss
49:36Detective Inspector Janet Wilson
49:40Oh, hello
49:41Target is hot
49:47There's a word for the use of public resources for personal gain
49:52And that word
49:55Is corruption
49:56This is slander
50:09Not slander if it's true, though, is it?
50:15I call upon this committee to censure Mr. Smith
50:18And return Shipton Abbott's budget to its former level
50:28All those in favour?
50:30Aye
50:33Perhaps this would be a good opportunity for you to pivot towards a different career pathway
50:39Preferably one heading in the opposite direction
50:42To Shipton Abbott
51:02Martha?
51:04Sir?
51:07Reinstated with immediate effect?
51:12You know, I think I have the best mother-in-law in the world
51:15I'll need that in writing
51:17Yes, okay
51:18Thank you
51:20Thank you so much
51:24Well done, it's okay
51:27I think we should go and celebrate
51:29Come on
51:30Oh, my God
51:32Oh my God
51:43Oh my God
52:01X marks a spot where the true treasure lies.
52:14Hi, this is Zoe.
52:15Leave a message.
52:16Zoe?
52:17What's this map about?
52:18Call me back.
52:23You feel like laughing but you start to cry.
52:29I don't know how and I don't know why.
52:40Well, I don't have many and I don't have much.
52:45In fact, I don't have any but I've got enough.
52:51Because I know those eyes and I know that touch.
52:57I don't have many and I don't have much.
53:03Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.
53:09Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.
53:15Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.
53:20For you.
53:24Zoe, right?
53:31Yep.
53:32Her leaving gift, apparently.
53:40If only it were that simple, eh?
53:44Okay.
53:52All right, Chi.
53:56I think it is that simple.
53:59It's just me that's complicated.
54:02Esther.
54:03I made a mistake.
54:06And I'm sorry.
54:09Wow.
54:11An apology from you.
54:13You don't have to take the mick.
54:15I think I do a bit.
54:23I really am sorry.
54:25About what, exactly?
54:29For leaving you.
54:30Which time?
54:33Every time.
54:41I know it's too late and you're with Amelia now, but that's what I wanted.
54:48That's what I needed to say to you.
54:53I was wrong.
54:58Actually, I'm not with Amelia.
55:00I mean, she's great.
55:02She's affectionate, well-grounded, straightforward.
55:06I know exactly where I am with her.
55:07Sounds perfect.
55:08Yes, she is.
55:10For some reason, I'm irresistibly drawn to complicated, sarcastic commitment-phobes
55:15who make me laugh a million times a day.
55:22But you have to be sure, Esther.
55:27If this is just a reaction to Zoe going, and tomorrow you're going to wake up and decide
55:33it's not for you again.
55:39I am sure.
55:41For you.
55:45I'm sure.
55:47For you all.
55:52See, the builders are working late.
55:54It's not the builders.
56:04Hello.
56:05Hello, sir.
56:06Hi.
56:07I can't have a leaving party now.
56:10No, but you can have a staying party.
56:12It's my favourite kind.
56:13Woohoo!
56:14Champagne.
56:15Well done, Anne.
56:16That's a joint effort.
56:18Champagne?
56:19Oh yes, please.
56:21It's going to be fine.
56:24Hi, everyone.
56:26Just don't, okay?
56:28Don't.
56:28Oh, we absolutely won't.
56:30Yes, we will.
56:32Sorry.
56:35Archie.
56:36How about you?
56:38Drink.
56:39Actually, I do have a bit of a surprise myself.
56:42Martha.
56:44Thanks.
56:44Here you go.
56:45Cheers.
56:57Marvellous fixed the lily bond?
56:59He did.
57:02Because it's his now.
57:03What?
57:04Yeah.
57:05I sold it to him.
57:06For enough money to fix our roof.
57:09So we can move in.
57:11But...
57:12She's starting her new life with Marvellous.
57:14But we are starting ours.
57:16Here.
57:18You sure, Humphrey?
57:19Absolutely.
57:21It's sort of a leaving party after all.
57:30To the lily bond.
57:32Not goodbye.
57:34But bon voyage.
57:39Bon voyage!
57:54Bon voyage!
57:56The reality blurs in a world of deepfake deception.
57:59Gripping drama.
58:01Watch the new series of The Capture on iPlayer.
58:04Same game, exotic new settings.
58:07Stay faithful with brand new Traitors India.
58:10Press red to watch now.
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