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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Yeah.
00:03:48Don't worry.
00:04:15hey hey here you go number eight extra guac horchata 15 bucks it went up yeah man avocados
00:04:24and blame the cartels oh cartels okay
00:04:30it's all i got man what about the lady who lives here we broke up it's too bad she used
00:04:37to tip i
00:04:38tip i just my heart's broken right now man and i must have spaced when i was getting cash so
00:04:44i'll
00:04:44make it up to you next time well what if it's not me next time what if it's the other
00:04:47guy i'll tell
00:04:49him to hook you up he's gonna keep it okay he's a dick excuse me please yes sir hey look
00:04:57i'm good
00:04:58for it man i'm i'll make it up to you i'm seriously i don't make a living wage how do
00:05:04you afford to
00:05:05live here sir damn it hey uh it's andre sticking your delivery guy not intentionally that's the tip
00:05:14good one my girlfriend and i we broke up so i didn't she left you she did but it was
00:05:21more mutual
00:05:22i asked her to leave so no shame she always signed for my packages and she seemed so fun
00:05:28i get it she was amazing yeah she was and she was very cute and uh oh well i gotta
00:05:36get these
00:05:36oysters on ice oh uh hey andre what is your favorite gardner st james movie oh the funny one with
00:05:48the
00:05:48you lousy bandit yeah that's it why is he uh no no not yet but uh that's a good one
00:05:55though
00:05:55mmm
00:05:56that was a bad
00:06:22Hey, hey, man, hey, hey, hey, man, look, hey, I got it there.
00:06:26Hey, come on, dude, I got a tip.
00:06:32Boom.
00:06:33All right, okay.
00:06:35Actually, can I get a dollar back from that?
00:06:38It's 25% tip, man, for a delivery.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Enjoy your dollar.
00:06:42Thank you, I will.
00:06:47Appreciate it.
00:06:48Yeah, okay.
00:07:07Just look right upstairs.
00:07:13You have a beautiful city.
00:07:16It's lovely.
00:07:17It's our first time.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Ciao.
00:07:30No.
00:07:33No.
00:07:36No.
00:07:42No.
00:07:44No, come on, man.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:50Yep, no.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:52Okay.
00:07:57All right.
00:08:03Hey, hey, you've got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil.
00:08:07It's Charles.
00:08:10I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:12I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please
00:08:22call me back and let me know?
00:08:23Because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:24I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:39Oh, God.
00:08:41The video.
00:08:44Almost.
00:08:45Smiley face?
00:08:54Hey, leave a message for Tony.
00:08:56And if you're calling for go-go-go-gee energy juice, that is no longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:03This is Charles.
00:09:05Hey, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:06Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I locked myself out of my apartment by mistake.
00:09:11Um, and, um, just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and
00:09:16let me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:25Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:54Andre, hey, uh, it's Charles from two floors down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles.
00:10:03Isha's ex.
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment and, um, climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down and see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16I, uh, really need to get back in.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:22Thank-thank you.
00:10:32Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so that...
00:10:58Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you, and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:09Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Soren, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21I'm Sylvia's.
00:11:22I'm-I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Ch-I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:36That's right.
00:11:36That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so...
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:45Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until, um...
00:11:51I don't know what...
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are beausoleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you...
00:11:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is...
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10Uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:12Tildin' Helsa.
00:12:13What is...
00:12:14Oh, yeah.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17It's a swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um...
00:12:21Bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:26Uh...
00:12:32Uh...
00:12:32Uh...
00:12:34Uh...
00:12:34Uh...
00:12:36Uh...
00:12:36Uh...
00:12:36Uh...
00:12:36This is, uh...
00:12:39It's high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:50Uh...
00:12:51It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:55This is...
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy.
00:12:59Sturdy, sturdy for an escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:05Uh...
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just wanna be inside.
00:13:15I'm gonna be inside.
00:13:17I'm gonna be inside.
00:13:18I'm gonna be inside.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20Waving the child through a window.
00:13:22Fire escape.
00:13:24Oh, great.
00:13:26Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:30Oh.
00:13:31Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:32Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33Come on.
00:13:34Bye.
00:13:40Steve.
00:13:48Wait.
00:13:49Give her this glass.
00:13:54Okay, that's what it's going to help me.
00:13:57Hey, you! You on the fire escape.
00:14:00What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked... I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:14:06This is my apartment.
00:14:08You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah, no, uh, just the door.
00:14:15This door?
00:14:15Yeah, well, yeah, that one and my apartment.
00:14:18See, I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up, then ran out, gave him a tip, came back, left the keys, locked out.
00:14:27So I went up to my neighbor, used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open,
00:14:31and it wasn't, so I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:34Okay, I'm going to need to see some ID.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40Alright, I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay, hold on. I'll be right down.
00:14:47Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up to come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll just, I'll be right there.
00:14:59I'm so sorry.
00:15:02See this? This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles, he lives below me on the second floor, and...
00:15:19Hey, that is my car.
00:15:22Oh, for the, come on, what time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 11.35.
00:15:27The sign says 11.30.
00:15:28Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes.
00:15:38Got it?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39Yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am?
00:15:42I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:45No, no, no, no.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:46Don't, don't, wait.
00:15:46I'm moving it.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that?
00:15:53And then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:55You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Oh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is to live it before the...
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:23Oh, hey, Charles.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29It's five years, actually.
00:16:31So I had to shut it down, but...
00:16:33Hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38This is my shirt on.
00:16:42The open bar's over at 11, so we got a jet if you want to make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of this.
00:16:48Are you sure?
00:16:49I'm going to call the lights.
00:16:50I need a lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:17:17I'm so over this.
00:17:20Over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just want to, like, do nothing.
00:17:27I need to recharge.
00:17:29I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34What's stuck in you?
00:17:36Uh-uh.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Uh-huh.
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:44Just...
00:17:54One second.
00:17:56Just...
00:17:56One second, okay?
00:18:02Yes!
00:18:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:05Neil!
00:18:07Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:16Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:21What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:26Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:32Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:39Thanks.
00:18:40A lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:53Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00Yes!
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:02Can you, uh...
00:19:03Can that...
00:19:04Hold on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go, beautiful.
00:19:09Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my exes, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:20So...
00:19:20You and Isha are...
00:19:23done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no. Really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:34treated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd you find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even...
00:19:43apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:53Sorry.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing.
00:19:57Just, yeah, she...
00:19:58apologized.
00:19:59But it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who went?
00:20:03Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean...
00:20:07I just wanna fuck!
00:20:09You wanna what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car, man.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, wait!
00:20:14I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:18When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Oh, come...
00:20:24Give me a break!
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there.
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here...
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:37Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car.
00:20:50Or I'll ticket it again in 10.
00:20:55Wait!
00:20:56Nuh-uh!
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:00My...
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that.
00:21:07Officer?
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:12She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, Officer.
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:23It's...
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Buzz me...
00:21:26Yeah!
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I took a...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Dammit.
00:21:37What am I gonna do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving her car?
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:01Hey!
00:22:03Hey!
00:22:04Watch Kogmo?
00:22:07Yep.
00:22:08Yep.
00:22:10Yep.
00:22:10Hey!
00:22:13I'll be back!
00:22:16Come back!
00:22:21Whoa!
00:22:23Gonna just do that.
00:22:31Allergic to cats.
00:22:33Sucks.
00:22:40Cool. Kill me.
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56Unlock myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Shit.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:01Thirteen.
00:23:02Too bad.
00:23:03My husband's a size ten.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:11Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God, it's my landlord.
00:23:16Hi, Mr. Caravaggio. How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk. I'm driving. What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lane, shitbag.
00:23:28Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl. You were saying?
00:23:31No problem, it's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:34It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking time-wise?
00:23:46Soon as I can, Carl.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:48Fuck up!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:24:07Took your sleep.
00:24:10Time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Could kill Tuesday.
00:24:16Oh, fish!
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well...
00:24:21These worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:25Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:29There you go.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:37No!
00:24:38You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Yes!
00:24:40Agreed.
00:24:47Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:54But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:03Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Who we at?
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low, and, uh, I'm gonna see how
00:25:18far I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:31Wait.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:34Wait.
00:25:37Wait.
00:25:38Wait.
00:25:38Wait.
00:25:39Hang on.
00:25:55Look.
00:25:56You talk about, like, the outside world without liking it, but how did, I mean, how would
00:26:00you even know?
00:26:01We never go out.
00:26:03We never go out because I like being at home with you.
00:26:07I like being at home with you, too.
00:26:09So then what's the problem?
00:26:10I mean, I thought you said that you were completely okay not going out anymore.
00:26:13Okay, Amanda's having a party on Saturday.
00:26:16Why don't we go?
00:26:17That's just not my thing, babe.
00:26:19I mean, what?
00:26:20I mean, don't you hate going to those parties and people are like,
00:26:22what are you working on?
00:26:23Really, it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on
00:26:26and drop some name.
00:26:28Maybe they actually want to know what you're working on.
00:26:31Yeah, I doubt that.
00:26:33Let's just mix it up.
00:26:41Hey, guys.
00:26:42Come on, Tina.
00:26:43I'm really thirsty, kid.
00:26:48So thirsty, guys.
00:26:51Yep.
00:27:02Oh, yeah!
00:27:03You still thirsty all day?
00:27:05Oh, my God!
00:27:06Oh, shit!
00:27:07Where are your parents?
00:27:08Where are your parents?
00:27:11Oh, God!
00:27:12Oh, it's funny!
00:27:13You're funny!
00:27:15Ah!
00:27:15Good, I've got you!
00:27:31Oh, shit!
00:27:32Charles!
00:27:34How are you?
00:27:35I...
00:27:37How could you?
00:27:38I don't know.
00:27:40It wasn't about you.
00:27:41Then who was it about?
00:27:42Me, her.
00:27:43Can we discuss this another time?
00:27:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:27:46Is now inconvenient for you?
00:27:48I thought we were friends.
00:27:50You did?
00:27:51Well, not like friends, like not...
00:27:53But you know, you suck!
00:27:55Can you keep it down?
00:27:57Oh, yeah.
00:27:58She sucks!
00:27:59Oh, that's not...
00:27:59This woman?
00:28:00She sucks!
00:28:01Tweet that!
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02Please let go on my finger!
00:28:03I'll let go when you stop pointing it at my girl.
00:28:06Your girl?
00:28:07Grace.
00:28:09You know this clown?
00:28:10Where are your shoes, man?
00:28:12I don't know him, but...
00:28:15Please, don't...
00:28:16Please don't what?
00:28:18Grace cheated on me.
00:28:19It's not Grace.
00:28:20My girlfriend, Isha, cheated on me with Grace.
00:28:25Isha?
00:28:25Your yoga friend?
00:28:27I'm sorry.
00:28:28I asked you if you had feelings for her, and you said no, remember?
00:28:33You were always so flirty.
00:28:34I thought the same thing.
00:28:35I am so, so sorry.
00:28:37I...
00:28:37I...
00:28:38I didn't mean to.
00:28:40It's not what you think.
00:28:44I cheated, too.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46With who?
00:28:47With...
00:28:48Daryl's intern, Augustine, from work.
00:28:50Oh.
00:28:53Augustine?
00:28:53With the soul patch.
00:28:55I know.
00:28:56Oh, God.
00:29:00Izzy.
00:29:03I forgive you.
00:29:07I forgive you.
00:29:08You mean, Grace?
00:29:09And I don't blame you.
00:29:10Isha is a beautiful woman.
00:29:12No offense.
00:29:14Are you kidding me with this?
00:29:16People make mistakes.
00:29:17No way.
00:29:18Hell no.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19Grace should be mad at you.
00:29:20You should be mad at Grace, because she ruined my relationship.
00:29:23Maybe you should consider some forgiveness.
00:29:25Charles, it was one time.
00:29:26I know Isha feels bad about it.
00:29:29She does?
00:29:30Your phone's dinging, man.
00:29:34No!
00:29:35Carl is Mr. Camaraggio.
00:29:37I'm in front of the building.
00:29:39I decided to come to you first, but you're not here.
00:29:42I got the keys, but I just can't leave them.
00:29:44And my mother-in-law's freaking out.
00:29:46Shut up!
00:29:47Listen, I'll be back later.
00:29:49Just remember, no locksmiths.
00:29:50They steal your shit.
00:29:51You got a signal, asshole!
00:29:58God!
00:29:59Dude!
00:30:00It's a hard point to give it to no fucking reason!
00:30:15Oh, my God!
00:30:18Oh, my God!
00:30:29Hey, babe!
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:33I didn't mean to scare you.
00:30:34I'm sorry.
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:37I'm good.
00:30:37Yeah?
00:30:39Hey, you hungry?
00:30:43Think about ordering some burritos.
00:30:45No, I'm not in a burrito mood.
00:30:46I got to prep for my hearing.
00:30:47Oh, yeah.
00:30:48Fish tacos, then.
00:30:49I'm not hungry.
00:30:50Okay, so then, Grits, then, with that insane hustle.
00:30:53I don't want to order takeouts.
00:30:55You're being really considerate.
00:30:58Are you okay?
00:30:59Uh, yeah.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Why wouldn't I be?
00:31:03Because you're standing there with this really kind of insane smile on your face.
00:31:07I can't help it.
00:31:08I'm nervous.
00:31:09Nervous?
00:31:09Why?
00:31:17I made out with somebody, and I'm really sorry.
00:31:31Who was it?
00:31:33Grace.
00:31:37We were having wine at her place, and I was super stressed about my client, who might be
00:31:42getting her kids removed because of that bullshit drug raid, and I must have been dehydrated
00:31:46or something.
00:31:48Because I got drunk really, really quick.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52You just kissed?
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:56I mean, mostly.
00:31:57Mostly?
00:31:58Mostly?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00It's just...
00:32:02I don't...
00:32:02I just...
00:32:03It's...
00:32:04Don't fuck.
00:32:05Oh.
00:32:06I just...
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08It was a mistake.
00:32:16Listen to me.
00:32:19It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:22It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:25Of course it does.
00:32:27It really doesn't mean anything.
00:32:44Fuck me.
00:32:50oh my god i gotta sit down
00:32:59what's your deal yeah you oh i'm locked out i live here i'm i locked myself out oh it's dumb
00:33:08sorry i'm just having a bad day oh my god my back
00:33:14when does your baby do two days ago is that okay
00:33:22you just move in i've lived here for three years weird i've never seen you before
00:33:31i'm page that's my stoop so ah hey hi how you doing yeah oh my god
00:33:42if she doesn't come by thursday i'm having a c-section on friday so is that why you're
00:33:48having a bad day no c-section's cool i mean it's not cool but you know it's just
00:33:56party's over man no more sleeping in no more eating crap can't do mushrooms on top of all
00:34:03that i gotta make room hence the stoop sale that's what the chalk's for yeah hey you
00:34:12wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid would you if i get down there i don't think
00:34:16i'm getting back up again what do you want me to do
00:34:25so
00:34:37you
00:34:38you
00:34:38you
00:34:39you
00:34:53Oh, Sam.
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, um, that was me.
00:35:39Sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:52I live here, too, in Apartment 2.
00:35:56You're in Apartment 3, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:59Excellent.
00:36:02Okay, so I buzzed Apartment 4 with Andre in it, and I went to see if I could use a
00:36:06fire
00:36:06escape so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window, and, yeah, that's why
00:36:11I was on the fire escape.
00:36:14I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles!
00:36:18You got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13, but I was tossing some of Vinnie's shoes, and I thought that
00:36:28maybe some were a little roomy.
00:36:31Ooh, loafers!
00:36:39Magic.
00:36:39Uh-huh.
00:36:42Uh-huh.
00:36:43Uh-huh.
00:36:43Thank your husband, anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, um, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:07Can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08You don't mind?
00:37:09His legendary actor Gardner St. James' condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton in the award-winning melodrama,
00:37:17I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his, the sad one with the girl and...
00:37:24The grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27Mm-hmm.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:28My battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's landline.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:36I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:42Um, sorry, do you have a...
00:37:45My phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:48I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know, that's smart.
00:37:51That's smart.
00:37:52That's smart.
00:37:53But see, I'm not a stranger, because I live below you.
00:37:56And we met in that very spot a few minutes ago, so...
00:38:08I have to be really quiet, okay?
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh!
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:25Fucking apartment!
00:38:26Is that enough?
00:38:28Oh, did you play?
00:38:30Shh!
00:38:31Who are you listening to?
00:38:35Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in apartment two.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:47He's locked out.
00:38:47I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:01But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I-I know.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just...
00:39:07Only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:14Uh, is that...
00:39:16Is that you?
00:39:17Hmm.
00:39:17That was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's...
00:39:29Something.
00:39:29Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:41She has a recital on Sunday and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama, I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she...
00:39:50Please, please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey, just sit your ass down
00:39:57and play us a tune.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama.
00:40:03Please.
00:40:03Alright then, get out!
00:40:04Fine!
00:40:04Get out of my house!
00:40:05Both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07No, okay, um...
00:40:09Out!
00:40:09Jesus!
00:40:10Get out of here!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I...
00:40:16Am I...
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, I just didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:26I mean, cuz...
00:40:29Did I do something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:41:09Nice setup.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:15What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:18I mostly...
00:41:20Watch people.
00:41:22I'll see.
00:41:23Hey!
00:41:23Be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:26You'd totally survive if you fell.
00:41:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:32I swear I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah!
00:41:35Huh.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school who spits on people from his terrace, but he's on the 16th floor,
00:41:50so they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:52Gross.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:42:03Gross.
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:24Those kids.
00:42:25They threw water balloons at me before.
00:42:28Oh!
00:42:28Oh, I know those kids.
00:42:29They stole my Halloween candy last year.
00:42:32That's just wrong.
00:42:35We could spit on them.
00:42:40Or...
00:42:41Oh, yeah.
00:42:43They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them.
00:42:45Hey, you know what's going on in here.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48One.
00:42:50Two.
00:42:51Three!
00:42:52Oh, wait.
00:42:52They're talking to somebody.
00:42:53What?
00:42:53Yeah.
00:42:54Ugh!
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:42:59Ugh!
00:43:00That was bad.
00:43:01Are you kidding me?
00:43:03Yep.
00:43:04That was bad.
00:43:08Ugh!
00:43:10It's UPS.
00:43:12My package.
00:43:13I gotta get down there.
00:43:18The police are still there.
00:43:20Ugh!
00:43:22Uh...
00:43:23You parked legally?
00:43:30There is another one.
00:43:50You can take the roofs to 6th Avenue.
00:43:53And the third building in, the one with the old roof deck, there's a fire escape you can climb down.
00:43:58It'll let you out onto the street where you can go catch the truck.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:04God damn it.
00:44:07God damn it.
00:44:08Ugh!
00:44:09Wait!
00:44:10Wait!
00:44:11Please, you got my package!
00:44:13You got my package, man!
00:44:14You got my package!
00:44:16I, I...
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:19Wait, wait, wait!
00:44:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please!
00:44:21Please, please, please, please!
00:44:22Can you stop?
00:44:23You got my package!
00:44:24Your clothes you have not worn in years.
00:44:26Like, 20 years.
00:44:27You're still still from high school.
00:44:28High school?
00:44:29Wait, because I still fit in the last one.
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:31Look, I don't fit anything right there!
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:52Hi there!
00:44:54Everything okay?
00:44:56Someone hit me with a water balloon.
00:44:59Someone on this roof!
00:45:02Get out!
00:45:03On this roof?
00:45:04Yeah, and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here!
00:45:08Maybe it was an accident?
00:45:09Yeah, right.
00:45:10At least it was just water this time.
00:45:12Man, these city drivers, they think I'm out to get them.
00:45:16Aren't you?
00:45:21Okay, maybe I am.
00:45:23It still sucks to be hated.
00:45:27Oh, come on.
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident.
00:45:31In fact, I know it was.
00:45:35Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:36It was not meant for you.
00:45:37It was not meant for you!
00:45:38Okay, come on!
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:45:40Okay, look.
00:45:40See, these kids, they hit me with the balloon earlier,
00:45:43and then I was on the roof, and I took one of the balloons,
00:45:46and I thought it was...
00:45:47It was not meant for you!
00:45:49I swear!
00:45:52Shit!
00:45:53They already gave you a good ticket today.
00:45:55And those kids...
00:45:56suck.
00:45:59So we'll call it even.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:06Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:46:07Hold on now.
00:46:09What you, uh...
00:46:10Try this.
00:46:18Nice kicks.
00:46:19Yeah, retail therapy.
00:46:21Just went through a big breakup, so...
00:46:23What do you do?
00:46:25I'm an editor for TCM.
00:46:27The old movies channel?
00:46:29Like you, you make movies?
00:46:31Well, I used to make documentaries, but no.
00:46:34Now I cut in-memoriam videos of old or at-risk celebrities
00:46:39so that they're ready to be aired, you know, whenever shit happens.
00:46:43You make eulogies for people who aren't dead yet?
00:46:47That's dark.
00:46:48My ex said the same thing.
00:46:50Who's the youngest you've got?
00:46:52Um, Corey Feldman?
00:46:54No, no, uh, Lindsay Lohan.
00:46:55I mean, there's no perfect science to it, you know?
00:46:59I mean, nobody saw Bourdain coming or...
00:47:02Prince.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:05Prince.
00:47:06Right?
00:47:06That wrecked me.
00:47:08Hey, isn't there an actor right now who's dying?
00:47:10What's his name?
00:47:11Um, the guy who did the one with the wife?
00:47:13Forty Nights to the Future.
00:47:15Yes!
00:47:15What's his name?
00:47:16Gardner St. James.
00:47:17Yeah, I was about to send his in, but I had to add this one more scene
00:47:20and then it gets stuck in my house and my boss is gonna kill me.
00:47:28See?
00:47:30Yikes.
00:47:32Why didn't you just send it in?
00:47:34Because I couldn't.
00:47:35I mean, okay, there's this one scene from this movie he did called God's Firebird
00:47:40and it was filmed in Argentina and not a lot of people know about it, but it had to be
00:47:44in there.
00:47:45You're an obsessive.
00:47:47I'm like that with food.
00:47:49Like I need Esposito's today.
00:47:52What's Esposito's?
00:47:56Yo, John.
00:47:57I'm gonna need two Italian combos.
00:47:59Sweet peppers, not hot.
00:48:00Quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola.
00:48:02And move your van by the hydrant before I ding you with another violation.
00:48:06Lorenzo, move the friggin' van to a meter.
00:48:09Come back for the family sausage.
00:48:12Mwah.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26It's okay.
00:48:28It's really good.
00:48:30What are the best foods have you not had since he's lived here?
00:48:49Oh, I'm so full.
00:48:53You missing out on these things?
00:48:55It was too sad.
00:48:57Oh, yeah, no.
00:49:00I'm gonna pay you back as soon as I get back inside.
00:49:02I buy you a sandwich.
00:49:04You buy me a sandwich.
00:49:05It all evens out.
00:49:08Yeah, totally.
00:49:10Maybe I could buy you a sandwich sometime this week.
00:49:13Or maybe a drink.
00:49:16You mean a date?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Thanks.
00:49:23No.
00:49:24What?
00:49:25What did I say?
00:49:25Didn't you just break up?
00:49:27Yeah, well, uh, yeah.
00:49:30Yeah, no thanks.
00:49:31Oh, this is so lame.
00:49:33Wait, I didn't mean to overstep.
00:49:34I just thought of it and, uh...
00:49:37Guys always gotta take it there.
00:49:38God forbid you make a female friend, right?
00:49:41Hey, I have a female friend in Guatemala.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:44My mistake.
00:49:47Gotta get back to it.
00:49:48Wait.
00:49:49Wait.
00:49:50Wait.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:51Hold on.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00You back in your place?
00:50:01No.
00:50:01And it's stressing me out.
00:50:03No one's got keys for you?
00:50:04No.
00:50:05And Gardner St. James is dying and I just met a girl.
00:50:08You did?
00:50:09Who?
00:50:09A cop.
00:50:10And she is pissed at me.
00:50:12A cop?
00:50:12Oh, please don't ask cops out.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:14I just...
00:50:15I just...
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:18Excuse me.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:21Wait.
00:50:21What about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22Oh, God.
00:50:22I gotta call you back.
00:50:24Oh.
00:50:25Oh, Jesus.
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh.
00:50:29Please.
00:50:29Please.
00:50:30Please.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:33You did not let water balloons at you.
00:50:36It's Charles.
00:50:37Look.
00:50:37I need to use the bathroom when I'm still locked up.
00:50:39Please.
00:50:39You gotta let me up.
00:50:40It's a good neighbor.
00:50:41Audrey, please.
00:50:42No.
00:50:43Sorry.
00:50:44Charles, I will do it.
00:50:49Open the door.
00:50:50Audrey, open the door.
00:50:54Hello, Mr. Charles.
00:50:56Hey, where's the bathroom, please?
00:50:56It's right there.
00:50:57Oh, my God.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:00I'm gonna be on the swim.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:15Oh.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:21Um...
00:51:22I...
00:51:22I owe you my life.
00:51:24I understand.
00:51:25In the summer of the Rheinstedt Festival.
00:51:27Oh.
00:51:27Not good.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:28He says he can relate.
00:51:30Last year at the reindeer festival.
00:51:32Oof.
00:51:32Not good.
00:51:33Well, if I happen to have spoiled the mood, I hope that it can be unspoiled.
00:51:39Doubtful.
00:51:40Doubtful.
00:51:40But we'll try.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:42Time to go.
00:51:43Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
00:51:46No.
00:51:46Yep.
00:51:47How do you not get jealous?
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:55He says it is easy.
00:51:57It is not because life is short.
00:51:59That's it?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:01He calls jealousy poison.
00:52:03He calls jealousy poison.
00:52:03And it steals your life force.
00:52:06But...
00:52:07What are you really asking?
00:52:12I...
00:52:13Don't know.
00:52:14Were you jealous of someone?
00:52:16And did you push them away?
00:52:17Yes, but it wasn't...
00:52:18You know, I wasn't jealous for no reason.
00:52:20I was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me.
00:52:23With someone who leaves the house?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25And I...
00:52:26I asked her to leave.
00:52:27Did you catch you with another man?
00:52:29No.
00:52:29She told me.
00:52:30And it was a woman.
00:52:32Many times did she do?
00:52:33Um, well, they...
00:52:34Heavily made out, plus other stuff.
00:52:36But yeah, just once.
00:52:37Look, okay, I know that I'm a square and everything, but, um...
00:52:40Are each and I actually done, done, like...
00:52:43Do you miss her?
00:52:43Sure.
00:52:44Then go get her, Romeo.
00:52:45But see, you know, the problem is, is that I...
00:52:48I...
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49I take her back in my mind, and then I picture her with other people.
00:52:53And I just...
00:52:54I just...
00:52:55I...
00:52:55I freak out.
00:52:56I just get so mad.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:00Maybe you need another way to think.
00:53:02Like, why did she cheat on you?
00:53:04Because she actually liked this other woman?
00:53:07He says that it is not fun to see a man upset.
00:53:15What is your lover's name?
00:53:17Isha.
00:53:18Isha.
00:53:20Sounds like...
00:53:21Maybe not a bad person.
00:53:24So...
00:53:25Put yourself in her head.
00:53:27And...
00:53:28Relax.
00:53:30I know.
00:53:31Just relax.
00:53:33Oh, you know what?
00:53:35Thanks, guys.
00:53:36I mean, yeah.
00:53:37I really appreciate it.
00:53:38Now, if you don't mind.
00:53:40Oh, yeah, cause you've got to...
00:53:42Don't be crap.
00:53:44Stras.
00:53:46Bye, guys.
00:53:51We're such good people.
00:54:16Hey, this is Chad at TCM on-air promotion.
00:54:19Who know what to do?
00:54:21Chad.
00:54:23It's Charles.
00:54:25And I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:54:31Also, Isha and I broke up, so we're gonna have to put a pin in Gardner St. James.
00:54:37Why do we have to air the video the second that he dies anyway?
00:54:40He's gonna be dead for a while, so what's the rush?
00:54:42Isn't it better that we do it right?
00:54:43I mean, maybe it's bad karma that we make these videos before the actors die anyway.
00:54:48Did you ever think about...
00:54:51About that?
00:54:52Ah!
00:54:55I'm sorry.
00:54:57I am losing it.
00:55:00We gotta go.
00:55:02Can you be really gentle when you pull those out?
00:55:03Like, don't dig through.
00:55:04Just, like, pull them out one at a time.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:08You are busy.
00:55:11Was it my truck?
00:55:12No, my husband's selling our comic collection because he's terrible.
00:55:16Our?
00:55:17Yeah, that's how we met.
00:55:18He's a Marvel guy.
00:55:19I'm a DC girl.
00:55:20Oh, wow.
00:55:21That's, that's rough.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I mean, kinda.
00:55:24You know, Batman, Iron Man.
00:55:26They really aren't that different in the end.
00:55:27Hey, I said no digging.
00:55:29Dan, we'll keep in this box.
00:55:31Hey, here you go.
00:55:33Ooh, thank you.
00:55:34Now, that is a beautiful pin.
00:55:37I never wear jewelry, but this caught my eye, and it was only $2.
00:55:42Sounds like a steal.
00:55:43Well, Charles, would you help me with something in the house?
00:55:46Yeah, sure.
00:55:47I got a few minutes.
00:55:48Okay, good.
00:55:49I see you got some shoes, finally.
00:55:55Is your husband home?
00:55:57No, he's dead.
00:55:59Two months ago yesterday, he passed away.
00:56:03I'm so sorry.
00:56:05Oh, don't be.
00:56:06He was a vegetable.
00:56:08Excuse me for a moment.
00:56:10Yes, ma'am.
00:56:27Mr., uh, did you burn all these movies?
00:56:30No, Vinny did.
00:56:31He loved comedies and old movies and anything by Xavier Clifton.
00:56:37Oh.
00:56:38I just started watching the early ones.
00:56:40I love young Clifton.
00:56:43Young Clifton, right?
00:56:45This fucking thing.
00:56:47Excuse my language.
00:56:49My daughter got a new one, and she gave me this one, and I can't figure it out.
00:56:54Okay, well, what do you want to do with it?
00:56:56I want to date on the computer.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:01Uh, why?
00:57:03I want to fool around while I still got it, Charles.
00:57:07Okay.
00:57:08Uh, you know what, no.
00:57:10That's cool.
00:57:11Let's see.
00:57:13Uh, okay.
00:57:14Hey, I can hook you up, but I need a picture of you, you know, for your profile.
00:57:20Can I change?
00:57:21Do you have time?
00:57:22I am waiting for keys, but, um, let's do it real quick.
00:57:27I'll be right back.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:33Wow.
00:57:36This is...
00:57:38This is nice.
00:57:40Are we still in Brooklyn?
00:57:43Uh, where should I go?
00:57:45Uh, how about... by... that bush?
00:57:50Oh, this one.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53Why don't you put your hands out like, um, like you grew it?
00:57:56I did.
00:57:57There we go.
00:57:58There it is.
00:57:58Right there.
00:58:00Oh, lovely.
00:58:01Take a look at these.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06Oh, God.
00:58:08I'm old.
00:58:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:58:11Yes, I am.
00:58:17What's wrong?
00:58:18I forgot I don't have my USB cable.
00:58:20Your what?
00:58:21You know, it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer.
00:58:24I mean, I have one.
00:58:25I'm just locked out.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:30Hey, Elena!
00:58:34Elena!
00:58:36What?
00:58:37Can I borrow your USB cable?
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:45Thank you very much.
00:58:47We are in business now.
00:58:48What are you doing?
00:58:49Jaws is helping me computer date.
00:58:51Let's see here.
00:58:53Uh-huh.
00:58:53Grab this here.
00:58:54Now, I don't mean to rush this at all, but, uh, is this photo okay?
00:59:02Oh, yes.
00:59:03Go ahead.
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:05Looking good.
00:59:06Introduce yourself.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What are you looking for?
00:59:10You know, just lay it out.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:12I'm a 75-year-old widow born and raised in Brooklyn who was looking for a nice person to spend
00:59:21some time together.
00:59:22Hmm.
00:59:23Should I be more forward?
00:59:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:26That's good.
00:59:27It's better to be real than forward on these.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30First question.
00:59:31Are you an early riser?
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Who?
00:59:33Me neither.
00:59:34Next.
00:59:35Could you date someone who is disorganized?
00:59:39I don't think so.
00:59:42Vinny used to put his dirty socks in the dishwasher.
00:59:45Who's Vinny?
00:59:46My husband.
00:59:47Oh, don't worry.
00:59:48He's dead.
00:59:49Yeah, so no messy people.
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Is jealousy good for a relationship?
00:59:55Seriously?
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58Nothing.
00:59:59It's just, you know, it doesn't matter.
01:00:01What's your answer?
01:00:03I say yes.
01:00:06You do?
01:00:08I think it's good to have a little fire burning.
01:00:11What's eating you?
01:00:12I just think that jealousy makes everything hard.
01:00:15I mean, they mess things up with me and my girlfriend.
01:00:17But this is your profile, so...
01:00:19You have a girlfriend?
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:24And last but not least, do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
01:00:29Now that's the big question, isn't it?
01:00:32What do you think, sweetie?
01:00:35How about you?
01:00:37You know, I don't really know.
01:00:40You really think jealousy is okay?
01:00:42I mean, it's not a sign of things not working?
01:00:47I always liked driving Vinny nuts.
01:00:49And when he made me nuts, I thought, this means I love him.
01:00:57So, yes, I think things happen for a reason.
01:01:04Is it done?
01:01:05Pick three.
01:01:08Why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09Yeah, don't pick him.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:13Him.
01:01:15Him.
01:01:17And Big Kevin, too.
01:01:19I like his glasses.
01:01:21Now what?
01:01:22Send a note to Big Kevin.
01:01:23To say what?
01:01:25How about, hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:27Just say that.
01:01:29Hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31I need a better chair, though.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:38Gosh.
01:01:40Yes!
01:01:42So, tell us about your girlfriend.
01:01:47Ex.
01:01:48Ex-girlfriend.
01:01:49What does she do?
01:01:51Um, she's a lawyer.
01:01:53For parents who are in trouble with the state and in danger of losing their kids, she defends them.
01:01:58That's terrible.
01:01:59Yeah, it's pretty stressful.
01:02:00Does this lawyer have a name?
01:02:03Isha.
01:02:06Isha.
01:02:08Isha Ellis Winters.
01:02:13Isha Ellis Winters.
01:02:24Uh...
01:02:27Switch.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30It's nice.
01:02:31Okay, so you just wanna pull out.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:33Desserts.
01:02:34You just saying.
01:02:35Out of nowhere.
01:02:36Collaboration.
01:02:44Where did you get it from?
01:02:46Did you make this?
01:02:48They say make the tart, I make the tart.
01:02:51Yeah, yeah, yes.
01:02:53What?
01:02:57All right, dude.
01:03:01Amisha.
01:03:02All right, don't think this is crazy, but I have a thing about handshakes.
01:03:05Just follow me, okay?
01:03:07Okay.
01:03:10Charles.
01:03:13Nice to meet you, Isha.
01:03:14Nice to meet you, too.
01:03:18So, what are we doing after this?
01:03:21You know, I'm stick about going home and not eating out of the plum tart I made.
01:03:28Oh, you don't think I brought all my tarts to this party?
01:03:32You can't let them have all the goods.
01:03:34Mm-mm.
01:03:35Well, that sounds really nice.
01:03:37So, what happened?
01:03:38She kissed somebody else.
01:03:40Oh, well, that's not the end of the world.
01:03:43Oh, it feels like it...
01:03:45I mean, should I...
01:03:46Should I not care?
01:03:48Well, of course you should care.
01:03:52Caring means she means something to you.
01:03:55I think she did it because she didn't love me anymore.
01:03:57Why wouldn't she love you?
01:03:59Because I was stuck.
01:04:04Because I wasn't always, but then I just, uh...
01:04:07I just stayed put.
01:04:09Well, you went out today.
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:18Can I play your piano?
01:04:21Be my guest, sweetheart.
01:04:30I can play my recital piece.
01:04:33Oh.
01:04:34Well.
01:04:35Well.
01:04:40Well.
01:06:12Wow, wow, wow.
01:06:14What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:21Oh, you're very talented.
01:06:25You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Any time you want to play, you just come over here and you can play as long as you want
01:06:34to, just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, mister, can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment, doctors report that legendary actor Gardner St. James is expected to make a full recovery
01:06:49from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. St. James spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital about his upcoming film, Drag Me Back From Hell,
01:06:57due in theaters next month.
01:06:59The Gardner St. James is gonna live!
01:07:04You see, everything's okay.
01:07:07Oh, boy.
01:07:09Oh, what?
01:07:13Oh, boy.
01:07:15Uh, Miss Sarah, um...
01:07:17What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back, and he says he would love to know how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She says...
01:07:32Don't say she says.
01:07:33That's her account, right?
01:07:35I still got it, babe.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:47Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was gonna rain today, but we ended up being on a nice day.
01:07:53That's what I'm gonna do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone gonna bring you your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Miss Sarah.
01:08:00Talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03You, uh...
01:08:05Been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:13What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:23They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm gonna take a look at your feet now, sir.
01:08:28See, let me explain, man.
01:08:29You look at that.
01:08:30I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:33I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there.
01:08:39He's cheap.
01:08:4025% is not cheap.
01:08:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:43Call your mom.
01:08:44Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:45Why don't you get these shoes right there, man?
01:08:46That's all wonderful to me.
01:08:47I resist.
01:08:48I'm resisting.
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I've lived right now for my years, man.
01:08:54I'm just doing something to date.
01:08:57Hey!
01:08:58What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous.
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:06What are you doing?
01:09:07What's your arm?
01:09:07What's your arm?
01:09:08You got a call.
01:09:09I'm not in the description of the ID.
01:09:10You got a sock.
01:09:11Socks.
01:09:12Socks?
01:09:13You got a baby down there.
01:09:14What are you doing?
01:09:15What are you doing?
01:09:16What are you doing?
01:09:17This is a baby down there.
01:09:19I understand.
01:09:19This is your call.
01:09:20Let him go.
01:09:27Sorry about the misunderstanding.
01:09:30Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:32What did you say?
01:09:32Uh-huh.
01:09:33I couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:38Yeah, I got your badge, though.
01:09:41What'd you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:48I told them we were friends.
01:09:50I told them we were friends.
01:09:50Yeah, you and I.
01:09:53Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:57Oh.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:07Hold on to that.
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:22He's locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater, they're my friends.
01:10:31This is Isha, my, uh...
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:51The ticket?
01:10:53It happened, um, earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that it's...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total mess.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:09See?
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay, yeah.
01:11:24Of course, yeah.
01:12:18Hey, thank you for, you know, giving me a break.
01:12:21Are you taking me company today?
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:49Oh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe until Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, can you guys just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just want to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:27No, no, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay, um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do.
01:13:43But I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:47Uh, because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know, okay, okay, can we just wait, can
01:13:58we just wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:03Man, I heard her, okay?
01:14:04Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop.
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this.
01:14:10All right, Charles.
01:14:11Charlesy.
01:14:12I'm sorry.
01:14:13You know, I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um, it wasn't,
01:14:21and, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just-
01:14:29Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop.
01:14:30It's too late.
01:14:30No.
01:14:31Sorry, it can't be, because not after the day.
01:14:34It just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:36Uh, I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No.
01:14:37What?
01:14:37I am already packed up.
01:14:39Do not let him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look.
01:14:42You need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No.
01:14:45Just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No.
01:14:47Come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Look, I'm gonna move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, this is ridiculous.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:14:59Can you-
01:15:00I can never untangle these shit, man.
01:15:02You're making no job without pain in the ass here.
01:15:05You know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:11Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16Just let me pick it up.
01:15:18No.
01:15:18Let me pick it up.
01:15:19You're not losing it.
01:15:20Listen, let me, you can't leave.
01:15:22No, listen, I know, I know, I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me, but I have to go.
01:15:28Yes, uh, I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive me.
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:36I get-
01:15:38I just wanna go with you.
01:15:41Where do you wanna go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I wanna go out.
01:15:48I wanna go out.
01:15:49With you.
01:15:51I wanna make things again.
01:15:52I wanna-
01:15:58Aren't you gonna answer your phone?
01:16:00No.
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:02See, it's just-
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad?
01:16:06Yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great, uh-
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just, uh-
01:16:13You gotta be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're-
01:16:18You're-
01:16:19You're joking, right?
01:16:24Well, when-
01:16:27Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no, I just, uh-
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:42Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46I'm not the ex, man.
01:16:48I loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good, and I am Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video, and I, uh-
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:02Just-
01:17:03For a little.
01:17:16I can stay.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:41I.
01:17:42Am.
01:17:43Mercury.
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:17:58I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:18:01Not today.
01:18:02Not tomorrow.
01:18:03Definitely.
01:18:05Not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:17No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:23Oh.
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh, coming back?
01:18:38Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:34I want to stay.
01:19:38Bye.
01:19:38Bye.
01:19:39Bye.
01:19:39Bye.
01:19:41Bye.
01:20:45I can't stop thinking back
01:20:51You might never come back
01:21:00Sitting inside my home
01:21:07Sitting here all alone
01:21:15You try, I cry
01:21:19Let's go outside, baby
01:21:29No more divine
01:21:33Let's go outside, baby
01:21:41Thought you were my destiny
01:21:49Forever you'd be with me
01:21:56Now that you've gone away
01:22:03Please, please come back and stay
01:22:12You try, I cry
01:22:16Let's go outside, baby
01:22:26No more divine
01:22:30Let's go outside, baby
01:22:40I've seen the truth now
01:22:44That I've been around
01:22:47I understand what it means
01:22:53To have a true love
01:22:58I see past the flaws
01:23:01Nothing is perfect in this life
01:23:14You try, I cry
01:23:18You try, I cry
01:23:18Let's go outside, baby
01:23:28No more divine
01:23:32Let's go outside, baby
01:23:41Let's go outside, baby
01:23:41Let's protect the flawskaaent
01:24:06In the
01:24:06name of Mel Drops
01:24:07your flawless features dancing while your body's weaving and stands on foreign beaches sweet like
01:24:11peaches you got me speechless my mind reaches for the reasons you like the wishes i made a secret
01:24:17island drum something wrong drinking till we're feeling drunk ocean winds fill our lungs tip the
01:24:22witch is dripping funds in the night we won't keep it moving till we meet the sun never young
01:24:27scared that if we fall asleep the fun is done it's the same dream i have sticking in my brain
01:24:33don't know your name so i'ma ask who we need to gain constant visions intuition got me looking
01:24:39hard i know it's hard we haven't met it's like i know your heart without a facial beauty still
01:24:44illuminates the dark i can see it's turning gray sitting in the park we belong together
01:24:50grow old together till our spirit leaves our bodies in fire like they're propellers every night you
01:24:55appear but in the day you know where to be found in any way the definition of what these dreams
01:25:03dreams are made i awaken you slowly start to fade dreaming of you dreaming of you dreaming of you
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