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00:10a nuclear event would be a tragedy but also an opportunity mr howard huge fan i'm henry but
00:18everyone calls me hank if the american government needs a hand in settling our more international
00:25disputes well they know who to call are you familiar with robert house are you asking me to spy
00:33on the wealthiest man in america not spy on him your wife is going to vegas next week to sell
00:41cold fusion to robert house when the bombs drop help you robert house that presses the button
00:53i'm in vegas these days back in your old stomping grounds trying to pick up where you all left off
01:03when this is all over you will be begging me to help you that was bud's personal assistant
01:10future enterprise ventures the whole plan for vaults 32 and 33 phase two is very important to the
01:21experiment i know you think you're being helpful shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
01:29i'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people my name is diane welch congresswoman for the district
01:37of glendale i don't think america can afford any more corporate influence in washington
01:44i think it you're not a vet till next time mr howard
01:53got any cigarettes like to try one one addiction at a time
02:02before we start there's a small matter of my fee fusion core you don't see those around much
02:07anymore do you
02:32okie dokie
02:49okie dokie
02:56okie dokie
03:07okie dokie
03:10okie dokie
03:17okie dokie
03:22I defer to you about what to do in this situation.
03:26Run.
03:33Do you have any more drugs?
03:35I really think I need some more drugs.
03:36Do you have any more?
03:36Drugs?
03:37No, I ain't got any more drugs.
03:39Okay.
03:39Then, which weapon would you recommend?
03:42Got a rocket launcher in that bag?
03:43Okay.
03:50Let's go.
04:39Oh, this is Vegas, huh?
04:42Yep.
04:44And those, surprisingly, smelly lizard monster bull things?
04:50Have they always been here?
04:54Nope.
04:56Okay.
05:00I'd ask why my dad ran into a den of giant monsters, but he'd probably just tell me to shut
05:05the fudge up.
05:09Before the war, there was a plan for a special vault, a vault for management.
05:21That's where my wife is, and my daughter is, too.
05:28You ever found it?
05:30Oh, no, I found one in California.
05:34It was empty.
05:36I found another one in Oregon.
05:39It was empty, too.
05:42Turns out there's more than a few special vaults for management sprinkled across the wasteland, all of them empty.
05:52But I've never found one in Vegas.
06:16But I've never found one in Vegas.
06:20A vault's passed a pack of deathclaws.
06:22They're called deathclaws?
06:28Look, I know it's not an ideal situation.
06:32Oh, uh, I'm okay.
06:34Thank you so much.
06:35But nothing is up here, right?
06:37Now, I'll admit, I am in an altered mental state, but I think we should just shoot these monsters in
06:42the face.
06:42And frankly, whatever we do, we need to do it quickly, because I ain't very much out of drugs.
06:49Take this.
06:50The general store over there called Sonny's, after some called a dick doll.
06:55They'll clean out all that shit you got running through your pants.
06:58Hey, maybe they'll help me and take down one of those lizards.
07:01I wouldn't bet on them.
07:04Where are you going?
07:07Get fucked up.
07:25Whiskey.
07:51Guess you saw them deathclaws things come up from Quarry Junction.
07:56They farting around the strip.
08:00Big whoop.
08:02Just another fucking round of changing management.
08:05That's all it is.
08:07Like one of them merry-go-rounds.
08:09NCR Legion.
08:10NCR Legion.
08:12Fucking robots.
08:14No matter to me.
08:17Always somebody trying to tell us what to do.
08:20As long as they don't come around and charge me taxes, I don't give a fuck.
08:25Don't try to charge me taxes, Lizard.
08:28I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
08:30Stop.
08:32Talking.
08:33Understand?
08:33Yeah.seits
08:36?�리.
08:39Yeah.
08:48Okay.
08:49So...
08:49... .........
09:02......
09:27While the government twiddles thumbs at the negotiating table
09:30with our communist adversaries from across the Pacific,
09:34captains of industry gather in Las Vegas, Nevada,
09:37to decide the fate of the free world.
09:40And the leader of this historic summit, Robert Edwin House,
09:45founder of Robco, the nation's leading robotics manufacturer.
09:51So what does this titan of the private sector think about his odds
09:54at succeeding where the government has failed?
09:57Where I come from, which is America, the house always wins.
10:03Mrs. Howard! Mrs. Howard!
10:06I'm sorry I'm late.
10:08Let me take your bags to the gate.
10:10Looks like you already got your hands full.
10:12Oh, I'm suddenly a very important person and a possible assassination target.
10:17We'll meet you at the gate, Hank.
10:19Okay.
10:21Uh, you go ahead.
10:23I gotta call my agents.
10:25Alright.
10:46Glad you chose to do the right thing.
10:49Is that what you call killing a man?
10:53Check the coin return.
10:56If Robert House gets cold fusion while Ted gets the bombs,
11:00this is the only way to stop it.
11:03Is this what I think it is?
11:05You're a soldier.
11:07You've killed before.
11:09In uniform.
11:11Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better.
11:14I'm giving you the opportunity to save countless lives in exchange for one.
11:21I think in this case, the ends justify the means.
11:25You know, people have been saying shit like that for years.
11:36I tell you what.
11:39I'll stop the exchange.
11:41I'll get your cold fusion back.
11:45But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it.
12:00I know I'd go from rags to riches.
12:06If you would only say you care.
12:13And I know my pocket may be empty.
12:20I'd be a millionaire.
12:21And you sold us out!
12:26My clothes may still be torn and tattered.
12:33But in my heart, I'd be a king.
12:38There's a Baltic Hotel.
12:39Your ad campaign has been a huge success.
12:42And I've been a big fan.
12:46It's everything.
12:50What a crazy world.
12:54Ah, yeah.
12:55I'm a big fan.
12:57...the Chinese colonies wouldn't be allowed to unilaterally dictate American policy.
13:02I deserve to be part of this conversation.
13:05I'm a UNITED STATES Congresswoman.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:17Hey, here.
13:20I'm really sorry about that.
13:21That's fine.
13:23Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations.
13:29Cool?
13:35Keep at it.
13:58Oh, I, uh, I need to talk to those reps from Rock, though.
14:04Here to join.
14:05What do you think?
14:07I'm going to get a couple of drinks.
14:08Are you pretending?
14:10Yes, sir.
14:12I'm going to get one.
14:20That's a nice.
14:21I should be around with a business, don't you?
14:23Oh, I'm sorry.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:33Oh, my God.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:36Oh, my God.
15:52Well, howdy, partner.
15:55Howdy.
15:57Right this way.
16:10Hello.
16:17I'm Robert Howells.
16:20From the fucking toilet?
16:24I apologize.
16:25I was just very eager to meet you.
16:28Now,
16:31I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.
16:37Did you not?
16:38I know that you came to Vegas.
16:51Luck be a lady tonight.
16:53Luck be a lady tonight.
16:57Luck, if you've ever been a lady to begin with.
17:01Luck be a lady tonight.
17:05Luck, let a gentleman see
17:08How nice a dame you can be.
17:12I know the way you treated other guys you've been with.
17:15Luck be a lady with me.
17:20A lady doesn't leave her escort.
17:23It isn't fair, it isn't nice.
17:26Ah!
17:27Ah!
17:28No!
17:29No!
17:30No!
17:30Luck be a lady tonight.
17:34Luck be a lady tonight.
17:37Luck, if you've ever been a lady to begin with.
17:41Luck be a lady tonight.
17:45Luck be a lady tonight.
17:46So let's keep the party polite.
17:48So let's keep the party polite.
17:49Let's get lucky, shall we?
17:51Never get out of my mind.
17:53Stick with me, baby, I'm the fella you can win.
17:56Luck be a lady.
17:58Luck be a lady.
17:59Luck, if you've ever been a lady tonight.
18:03Luck be a lady tonight.
18:04Luck be a lady tonight.
18:05Hello, gorgeous.
18:08How I've missed you.
18:12i'll admit you'd be disappointed in how i've behaved since we've been apart
18:17but you can't begrudge a man for filling the void can you
18:23fully integrated security technotronic officer active and reporting for duty
18:29that makes two of us
18:35oh a lucky loo eh go watch from behind a shrub or something like a civilized pervert
18:43now where were we
19:22oh
19:24oh
19:38How would you like to forget everything you've ever known?
19:43Everyone you've ever known.
19:46Your language and motor skills will remain intact.
19:52Every choice you've made, every moment you've cherished will be completely and utterly removed from your memory.
20:02Please, yes.
20:31Oh, good gracious!
20:34Oh, good!
20:36Oh!
21:06Let's begin.
21:41Let's begin.
22:12Ew, it's so dirty in here.
22:15It's like walking on garbage.
22:18One of these guys must be the janitor.
22:41Hey, look, it's Janice.
22:44Still at her desk, yeesh.
22:46She always was a kiss-ass.
22:47Yeah.
22:53I need to craft a weapon.
22:59We should get out of here.
23:01This is my squat.
23:03It's all squat.
23:07They know what I mean.
23:10Well, I'll be more vault dwellers.
23:16What do you mean, more vault dwellers?
23:23Can I ask you a question?
23:26Mm-hmm.
23:30What is making that noise in the elevator?
23:33Roach Farm.
23:38How big are they?
23:40Not big enough for market yet.
23:42But they'll get there.
23:50So you met my sister?
23:53Yeah.
23:53Back in Philly.
23:55Before the Brotherhood of Steel burnt it down.
23:58Had her help a fella from the Enclave get through the shithole to some folks from the NCR who weren't
24:05in town when Shady Sands blew up.
24:10What would it be in con country?
24:15What?
24:16Hmm?
24:17I don't understand what any of that means.
24:20Oh, I'm sorry.
24:21I forget you vaulties don't much care for current events.
24:26Your sister is dead, honey.
24:31You don't know that.
24:36You don't know my sister.
24:39I know the wasteland better than you, Bill.
24:42And I know plenty well what it does to folks as soft as you all are.
24:49Now, I'm gonna tell you what I told her.
24:53And for y'all's sake, I hope you listen.
24:57Go home, Vaultie.
25:03Let's go, Barb.
25:06If you idiots need supplies for the trip home, help yourselves.
25:11But don't you touch my roach farm.
25:13Good luck, dipshits.
25:15Suddenly, you're a big Samaritan, huh?
25:18Baby, shut the fuck up.
25:20I'm trying to be a better person.
25:52Ah!
25:53Yeah!
25:55One more.
25:57Good one.
25:58One more.
26:00One more.
26:02One more.
26:04Look that pretty.
26:06Nice.
26:08Nice.
26:11Hey.
26:15Hey.
27:26What are you doing?
27:30Oh, no.
27:33I just, um, I came in the wrong door, so...
27:46Are you...
27:49Sonny?
27:52He left town.
27:56Okay.
27:59So...
28:00He's not in that trash can behind me?
28:07No.
28:09It's the guy who tried to rob the place.
28:13And he's naked, so...
28:17Did he come in here naked?
28:22Yeah.
28:24I mean, it's not weird for someone to rob a store naked.
28:27Lots of people do it, okay?
28:35Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now, and you're not gonna shoot me as I go.
28:39Sir, don't touch that gun.
28:40If you touch that gun, I'm gonna have to maim you.
28:52Sir, I'm sorry, I...
29:00Oh, gosh.
29:07Oh, who are you?
29:16I don't know.
29:28Don't touch that gun.
29:51mr. howard i've been following you for some time have you oh don't worry i'm not a crazed fan of
30:00one of your films unlike edison and some of the rest i don't care for fiction it's not real
30:06doesn't matter my interest in you though on the other hand well that does matter
30:14how do you figure that our destinies are
30:21mathematically intertwined how long have you been pretending to be this guy
30:27about 10 years 10 years it's a living mr. howard
30:35come down here unless you and i talk i'm not gonna come down there come down here i don't want
30:44to come down there mr. howard i was there with you in alaska i doubt that very much not physically
30:56of
30:56course i'm not insane but i did license a piece of software to westek which gave me access to the
31:03t-45 armor you wore so i saw what you saw i saw it all
31:13i saw the demon in the snow and i believe that it's connected to the future of this great nation
31:38like yourself mr. howard i am an apex competitor we are the very best at what we do
31:49and what i do is i know everything
31:55i know who is making what technology and i acquire that technology the most lucrative moment
32:01in its span of functionality
32:09this week
32:11i'm acquiring cold fusion from vault tech
32:14from my wife
32:17correct
32:20it will allow me to stay alive indefinitely
32:22and roboticize non-biological form and protect las vegas from the coming nuclear war
32:29initiated by my wife
32:31initiated by my wife
32:32hmm
32:35unclear
32:37by vault tech then
32:40no i doubt that
32:41despite what we both heard in that meeting
32:45vault tech is a collision of bureaucrats your wife though
32:50i don't know
32:51no
32:53you said you knew everything
32:55i routinely design and run mathematical paradigms based on global political and socioeconomic conditions
33:01in an effort to
33:03predict future events
33:09and one spring morning
33:11the data coalesced and it told me
33:13in no uncertain terms
33:15that the world would
33:18well
33:20end
33:22calculator told you that
33:25the
33:26date
33:27of the end of the world may not interest you
33:29mr howard
33:31but the date the data coalesced might
33:35april 14th
33:36april 14th 2065
33:37at 517
33:39am
33:41is that date
33:42of any interest to you
33:51that's my daughter's birthday
33:56oh
33:56that is vexingly
33:59curious isn't it
34:04more curious is that you were not meant to come to vegas this weekend
34:09your wife barbara was meant to come alone
34:12the moment that you bought your ticket to las vegas
34:14the date the world was going to end
34:19jumped forward
34:20by one month
34:23what are you uh
34:24fortune teller now
34:28i am a mathematician a roboticist
34:30at a casino owner
34:33and i don't know yet
34:34how you figure into all of this
34:36but you most certainly do
34:42and i don't like unknown variables
34:47irksome
34:51not knowing exactly how you
34:53play a part in ending the world
34:57you know the
35:00person
35:02who wanted me to kill you
35:03you know what they think
35:04they think that you
35:07are gonna end things
35:08by selling voltec the weapons it needs
35:13no
35:15the bombs will not be dropped by me
35:17or any of the idiots at that meeting
35:23but i believe
35:28i believe there is a
35:31another player at the table
35:34who
35:35the same unknown entity
35:36responsible for your demon
35:38in the snow
35:41who
35:43i don't know
35:45like i said
35:47irks
35:49as you see i live my life by one
35:51simple maxim
35:52the house
35:53the house always wins right
35:54and it does
35:56i'm making sure of it
35:57using every single piece of technology
36:00at my disposal
36:04but
36:06what if i'm not the house
36:09what if someone else is
36:13what if you're just
36:14a
36:16a fucking lunatic
36:18i'm a lunatic
36:20yeah
36:22i
36:23i would encourage you
36:24to gaze inward mr howard
36:26to your small life
36:28spending your days
36:30pretending to be a cowboy
36:32while your wife is making
36:34apocalyptic proposals at board meetings
36:37and i'm building a missile system
36:39to defend this glorious city
36:40from what's coming
36:41but from whom mr howard
36:43from whom
36:45who ends the world
36:47is it you
36:49what if it is you
36:51i don't think you're a cowboy at all
36:53no
36:54i think you're a killer
36:56i think i know exactly who you are
37:09you
37:31all right tom's room
37:34clark
37:35he
37:36with me
37:45it's dead
37:47who are you hoping to contact
37:48the investors
37:54hey clark
37:55your project manager
37:56get this operational stat
37:58shouldn't take long
37:59hey p
38:00go try that one
38:16you okay
38:20sorry
38:22you think it would have all hit me at once but uh
38:26don't
38:30don't
38:31even if my parents survived the bombs they'd be gone by now
38:34same with my friends
38:37my cat
38:43your cat have a name
38:47his name was puppy
38:49puppy the cat
38:51it's funny huh
38:54i mean not right now
38:55i guess
38:58yeah
39:01hi
39:08you don't
39:09strike me as the kind of person who would sign up for a program like this
39:13did you know going in about the future enterprise ventures
39:18like i said i just started this job a week ago
39:22i know
39:23everything these people talked about something pretty even nutty to me
39:26but you don't remember what they said
39:29nothing about
39:30doing something to the people in vault 32 or 33
39:35no
39:37there was a zig zag
39:41that's boss her name was
39:43barbara howard
39:44she was in charge of all the wall proposals
39:48do you know where her office is
39:58they don't hit dr
40:04yeah
40:06we all have to do
40:18i'm sorry
40:19i'm sorry
40:19i'm sorry
40:23You're not really a Bud successor, are you?
40:30How'd you know?
40:32Mmm, because you're not absolutely nuts.
40:40But the rest of them, they are nuts.
40:43I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:49If they realize you took that from them, there's no telling what they'll do.
40:57Sorry if that came across as a little dramatic.
41:00But in my defense, I did just see the world end like a week ago.
41:08I could really use a drink.
41:11Do you want a drink?
41:14I've actually never had one.
41:15Really?
41:17I'll be right back.
41:18I'll be right back.
41:31The future of Miss Ventures.
41:40F...
41:41E...
41:43V...
41:44V...
41:50The first evolutionary virus.
41:57You lied to us.
42:27You lied to us.
42:44You lied to us.
43:30I think we can say I am officially done with Dragoon.
43:38A window.
43:57You're done?
44:10Thanks.
44:12At least I can consider it.
44:20Who's that?
44:26I'll let him explain.
44:34Hi.
44:36Hey.
44:37I was sent here by your father.
44:42Mr. McClain is very impressed that you followed him this far.
44:46But he's quite secure in an underground facility.
44:50There's no reaching him from here, not without his explicit invitation.
44:55You're gonna walk right back out of here and lead us to my father.
44:58Now.
44:59Unfortunately, I don't have permission.
45:05Mr. McClain is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter.
45:10They are quite peacefully resting in stasis.
45:16And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. McClain had to terminate that slumber prematurely?
45:22They almost assuredly wouldn't survive the process.
45:28Don't listen to him.
45:30Whatever it is, we can't trust him.
45:33However, Mr. McClain is willing to make a deal.
45:37One family's safety for another's.
45:39Mr. McClain will leave your wife and daughter safe and sound in their cryo chambers
45:45if you bring his daughter back to the safety of her vault.
45:54What?
45:55Your father is in the process of setting certain plans in motion.
45:58He'd like it if you'd be able to wait it out, safe and sound, back at home.
46:08Do you accept?
46:18You can't actually be considering this.
46:37Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with us.
46:48This is the bargain.
46:57We were actually beginning to get along.
47:03Yeah.
47:20Wonderful!
47:22I'll inform management that you made an agreeable decision.
47:27Good afternoon.
47:39Good afternoon.
47:56Good afternoon.
47:57I'm gonna take her nap.
48:00When you wake up, you'll be home.
48:06Couldn't be helped.
48:12Family's a fucked-up thing.
49:03Oh, my God.
49:04Can I have a kiss?
49:06We have to ride the missile.
49:50I thought we were friends.
49:51I thought we were friends.
50:36We need to talk.
50:51I thought we were friends.
51:18My little sugar ball.
51:20I thought we were friends.
51:46I thought we were friends.
51:50The one you shouldn't hurt at all.
51:57You always take the sweetest rose and crush it till the petals fall.
52:14You always bring the kindest heart.
52:21With a hasty word you can't recall so.
52:31If I broke your heart last night.
52:38It's because I love you most of all.
53:14You always take the sweetest rose and crush it.
53:14You always take the sweetest rose.
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