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00:15ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:30It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes, it comes standard with Luxos' triple tornado flush system and it's smart home compatible.
00:39And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador and three-time NBA all-star Nick Brandon.
01:00I love you too. Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man. It is a pleasure to be here.
01:10You're an NBA champion. You are rich. You're handsome. Everybody loves you.
01:16I'm sorry, is there a question in there? Because so far I can't argue with any of you.
01:20You have a string of successful businesses. Just tell us, why toilets?
01:26Oh, instead of sneakers or tequila?
01:28Exactly.
01:29Because they've been done before.
01:31See, I always say, why be late to the party when you can throw your own?
01:38Oh, speaking of party. Is that coming from there?
01:41It is. That's why it's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers.
01:46Oh, no.
01:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:51So, really, yeah.
01:56No, she did it.
02:01So, bottom line, the Luxos MT is going to change the game.
02:05Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation you can book for yourself every day.
02:09Nick Brandis, everybody.
02:24Hey.
02:26Uh, what are you doing here?
02:29I really love toilets.
02:31Okay, I'm working.
02:33I know. Look, I just...
02:36The party, it was a lot. I acted like an asshole.
02:40Yeah, no argument here.
02:42Hey.
02:46I'm so sorry.
02:49It's the last time I threw you a party.
02:55I appreciate you trying to take care of me, even if sometimes I don't know what to do with it.
03:06Well, I can't say you didn't warn me.
03:09No, you can't.
03:11Look, uh, I know this, us, we shouldn't have happened. Or at least not the way it happened.
03:19I'm sure you have your regrets.
03:21Nick, I...
03:22No, no, no, no, no. I feel them.
03:24Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently.
03:27But, uh, just because it didn't start right, doesn't mean it isn't right.
03:33This is real for me now.
03:35Just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard.
03:38Yeah, that's what happens when you fall to the second round of the draft.
03:40You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it.
03:44You don't have to do that with me.
03:51Do you have, like, a, a dressing room?
03:54Yeah, a nice one.
03:57Show me.
04:10Of course.
04:19We're coming up with on my feet.
10:05مجردًا
10:06إنه سيديه على ساتره
10:08ما إذا لم يكن؟
10:09سيديه
10:11سيديه
10:12سيديه
10:14أم يبقى بإمكانه باستنى باستنى مباشرة
10:17سيديه
10:19وين يبقى؟
10:20لا أعرف
10:22أريد أن نتجد من كل شيء
10:27Well, when you get back, if you want, we can maybe go around the city, check in someplace, get away
10:33from everything together.
10:35It's fine. We don't have to do that.
10:39I mean, I know we don't have to do that. We don't have to do any of this.
10:42That's true.
10:44And I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't.
10:47What are you talking about?
10:49I think maybe we've taken this as far as it goes.
10:51Let's not ride it till the wheels come off.
10:54I like you, Coop. A lot.
11:00Maybe too much.
11:03The thing is, I don't always like myself when I'm with you.
11:06Hey, hey, Sam. Look, I know I've been a bit preoccupied the last few days.
11:11You're not ready for anything real. At least not with me.
11:14I just can't be some wayward bachelor's midlife fling forever.
11:18That is not what I think of you.
11:20Come on, Coop. I'm giving you a guilt-free out.
11:23Just take it.
11:25Kind of sounds like I don't have much choice.
11:27Wrong again.
11:30Sam.
11:41Hey.
11:42Oh.
11:42A little afternoon delight with Sam, huh?
11:44Uh, yeah. I'm afraid it might be the swan song for that.
11:50Oh, that's too bad.
11:53Right?
11:53I mean, it's fine.
11:55Okay, cool. Well, I will not miss the play-by-play.
12:01Oh, my God. Oh, right there.
12:02Okay, can we talk about something else?
12:04Oh, fuck, yeah, Coop!
12:05Oh!
12:07Fine. What do you want to talk about?
12:11Anything else. How's your new gig?
12:12It's good.
12:14It was really good, actually.
12:16They offered me a regular slot.
12:18Four nights a week at the tap, prime time, poster in the window.
12:21I'm in the whole shebang.
12:22It's amazing. I'm so proud of you. Congratulations.
12:24Thanks.
12:25Wow, now one of us actually has a job.
12:29Oh, for a guy who has no job, you, um, sure are busy.
12:33I feel like...
12:34I feel like I have this place all to myself, like, every day.
12:38Yeah, well, not today, baby.
12:42TCM beckons.
12:46Okay, excellent.
12:49Can we watch something that was made after I was born?
12:55No.
12:56Who was murdered?
12:58I was.
13:04I was.
13:06I let my friend live upstairs
13:07In the spare room for a minute
13:13We need a space
13:15We need a matter of relation
13:17We are letting age and thought we did it
13:22I'm so glad, yeah
13:27Look up.
13:29It's only been a year.
13:30We're still in the grief phase, you know.
13:32Imagining we'll get back together
13:33and everything will be like how it used to be.
13:35Once you let go of that little fantasy,
13:37you'll see divorce has its upsides.
13:40Like what?
13:41With two parents, you're outnumbered.
13:42But with one, it's way easier to slip under the radar.
13:45The real trick is playing them off
13:47to each other to get what you want.
13:48I used to do that when they were still married.
13:52There's more to you than me to the eye, Hunter Cooper.
13:55God, I hope so.
13:57Who's in there?
13:58Shit.
13:59We'll lock this door.
14:00Immediately.
14:05Skipping class and trespassing
14:07are cause for concern as it is, but...
14:09Okay, trespassing?
14:10Come on.
14:11You make it sound like you have a ski mask and a bolt cutter.
14:13He was messing around backstage with his friends.
14:16I'm afraid this goes way beyond that.
14:18Hunter was distributing drugs to his peers.
14:21Excuse me?
14:21What?
14:22They were snorting his Adderall in the dressing room.
14:24Mayfield has a zero-tolerance policy
14:26when it comes to drug dealing on campus.
14:28I cannot turn a blind eye.
14:30I'm afraid Hunter will be expelled.
14:32Wait, wait, wait.
14:32Just a second.
14:33Just a second, please.
14:34Look, our son is not a drug dealer.
14:37Okay, he has ADHD.
14:38Now, do teenagers make bad decisions?
14:41Yes, it's baked into their DNA.
14:43But he's never gotten in trouble before.
14:44He deserves a second chance.
14:45Mr. Cooper, this isn't the first meeting we've had
14:48about Hunter's behavior this year.
14:49The absences, the missed assignments...
14:51What are you talking about?
14:52What is she...
14:53Cooper.
14:54You had meetings without me?
14:55They were in your calendar.
14:56Why wouldn't you have called me
14:58and told me what was going on in these meetings?
14:59Now, please.
15:05I understand the position our son has put you in.
15:09I see troubled kids every day in my practice.
15:12I always try to consider the mitigating circumstances.
15:15Maybe these older kids pressured him
15:18into sharing his prescription.
15:20Right?
15:20He wanted to impress them.
15:21He wasn't selling drugs.
15:23He was trying to fit in.
15:25But he will be punished.
15:26We will personally guarantee
15:28nothing like this ever happens again.
15:31I'm afraid my hands are tied.
15:38Okay, Layla, I saw the big thermometer
15:40downstairs in the hallway.
15:44This year's fundraiser for the new athletic center.
15:46You're short.
15:50How much is it going to take to put you over the top?
15:52Mrs. Cooper.
15:53No, Hunter's a good kid.
15:55You know it.
15:56We know it.
15:57And the school has needs.
15:59Everybody wins.
16:00So, come on.
16:02What's the going rate for turning a blind eye these days?
16:06$240,000, Mel?
16:08Oh, Jesus Christ.
16:09Look, her son was about to get kicked out
16:12of one of the best friends in New York State.
16:14And that would have killed his chances
16:15of getting into a decent college.
16:16And you know something?
16:17I didn't see you doing anything to fix it.
16:19We could have reasoned with her.
16:20We could have appealed to her.
16:21My God, she's only known us forever.
16:23She called him a truck dealer.
16:24And you rewarded her with a quarter million dollar pledge.
16:27Sorry, I really thought she was going to say, like,
16:29$20,000 or $30,000.
16:30Maybe leave with that instead of with a blank check.
16:32Hey, guess what?
16:33You're the big hedge fund guy.
16:35Why didn't you negotiate?
16:37Because when you negotiate, you need leverage.
16:38Leverage is what you immediately gave away
16:40when you opened your mouth.
16:41You know what?
16:41That's not fair.
16:41What is the going rate for turning a blind eye?
16:44My God.
16:45Are you done?
16:46Because I've already got one child to deal with today.
16:50You.
16:54So you're suspended.
16:55And grounded.
16:57Forever.
16:58Mom.
16:58And it would be really smart if you don't talk right now.
17:02Bowie, huh?
17:02I didn't know you were into him.
17:04He's all right.
17:05Wow.
17:06Read the room, Coop.
17:07Not the time to play the cool dad.
17:12Good luck, buddy.
17:24Good luck, buddy.
17:33Nice to see you again, 어머니.
17:34Barney?
17:37Barney?
17:37So he's still eating in Korea.
17:40So he's sleeping.
17:43A little bit.
17:44Mr. Pot, welcome.
17:46Thank you.
17:47How are your parents, Barney?
17:49About the same, sir.
17:51Do you still drink scotch?
17:53From time to time.
18:02This one is for special occasion.
18:04Forty-year-old country gold.
18:08Thank you, sir.
18:10Yeah, I think it's a great time.
18:12We all have a lot of mess.
18:13Hey, Papa.
18:14I mean, what do you do?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Girl, inside the Harabaji?
18:20Many khut ne.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Okay, girls, do you want to show the Harmony and Harabaji the side door?
18:25Sorry about the mess.
18:26Construction's moving a little slower than we expected.
18:37So what do you think?
18:40I don't know.
18:41I mean, with stuff like this, it seems like it's more provocative and meaningful in any real way.
18:47Who's going to care about this stuff five years from now, right?
18:52I'm no expert.
18:54When we're all wrong answers.
18:56That's the beauty of art.
18:58Yeah?
19:00Who told you that?
19:03When I was little, my aunt was a docent at the Villaparte in Santo Domingo.
19:06I used to spend the summers with her.
19:09Watch her give tours.
19:11Hmm.
19:15Hey, are you sure you want to do this?
19:17For what?
19:20Any of it. All of it.
19:22Are you trying to come me out of this or not?
19:24No, no, not at all.
19:25Then what?
19:25Well, I'm just saying, if we get caught, I can talk my way out of it.
19:29I can lawyer up.
19:31What happens when you get caught?
19:35I don't need you to protect me.
19:36Well, good, because I'd probably be pretty shitty at it.
19:40But aren't you putting kind of everything at risk?
19:43What are we putting at risk?
19:46What do you think I actually have to lose?
19:50What do you think?
19:53Okay, partner.
19:57What about this thing?
20:03It's a lot to take in, isn't it?
20:06The artist was once an altar boy in Düsseldorf.
20:11Likely molested.
20:13Definitely a prick.
20:17I'm Christian Toroson.
20:19I'm the owner of the place.
20:20Oh.
20:20For better or worse.
20:21Of course.
20:22Nice to meet you.
20:22I believe we have a mutual friend.
20:25I believe you're correct.
20:26Well, I have to say she described you perfectly.
20:28Is that so?
20:29Yeah.
20:31And who's your date?
20:32His partner.
20:34Pleasure to meet you.
20:35Bonjour.
20:36Date.
20:38Partner.
20:40Excellent.
20:42I saw you looking at this piece.
20:45Yes, it's provocative.
20:48Yes.
20:49Most of this shit is.
20:51But is it actually any good?
20:54That feels like a trick question.
20:57Come with me.
20:58Let's talk arts.
20:59Yes.
21:08This piece was difficult to acquire, especially on such short notice.
21:14You mean someone already had this sitting around?
21:17Well, I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts.
21:21Impressive.
21:22You see the one looking at us now?
21:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:26It is as close to perfect as it can be.
21:30The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source.
21:36Most modern-day acrylic paint is water-soluble, but the Magna was miscible with turpentine.
21:42Golden artist colors comes closest to Magna's high-gloss finish, but it's not an exact match.
21:49It'll hold up to scrutiny, but not to chemical analysis.
21:53Oh, it won't be analyzed.
21:56How can you be sure?
21:57You know your job, I know mine.
22:00You've never done this before, have you?
22:02I'm a quick study.
22:03You're a tourist.
22:04Tourists make me nervous.
22:06And yet, here you are.
22:07Yes, I am here.
22:10Lou believes in you, and I believe in Lou.
22:13But I'm still not convinced you can deliver.
22:15Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick makes me think that you think I can deliver.
22:21Okay, so we swap out the fake, bring you the original, and then what?
22:27Oh, after I authenticate the piece, I have two buyers interested.
22:32One, the crypto-grill who wants to move into tangible assets, and the other is former employer.
22:41It's deliciously messy.
22:44I expect the bidding to be heated.
22:46Sounds promising.
22:52What the hell?
22:56I have decided to like you.
23:00I appreciate it.
23:03Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients.
23:10Oh.
23:13Have fun.
23:30수영장 타임 왔거든.
23:32포르투갈스 이제 다 일인데 너무 예뻐.
23:35바리가 잘 걸랐어.
23:41완성되면 근사할 거야.
24:12لكن
24:14أقدم المرأة كلها
24:16و أتجل جيدا
24:18أُم؟
24:20أنا لدينا
24:26أجل الله؟
24:30أأي و أشعرنا
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27:12ترجمة نانسي قد توقيت؟
27:14ترجمة نانسي قد تذهب؟
27:16ايه، أنا لا تتحدث معك
27:27ترجمة نانسي قد توقيت لا تجدًا
27:30لا توجد اعزه
32:29واحد اكو
32:30يا ما اشتركوا في القناة
32:45شب Kil Ок
32:50تم excellent sight BR Facebook
32:52شب إذا أشتركوا في القناة
32:57ذهب
32:58حسنًا، اشترك المساعدة
33:00اشترك المساعدة
33:02حسنًا، جيدًا
33:04جيدًا، جيدًا
33:08لا تذكر المساعدة
33:09اشترك المساعدة
33:12علي؟
33:14اه، ايه، بروس
33:16ماذا تفعل هنا؟
33:19كما ايدي قريبا
33:22خارجتنا في لتخالي
33:23من انا وقت
33:27لا تذكرمك
33:29هل تحرك أمر لا؟
33:30لا، بطاقة
33:31لقد أغفتنا مع ادي
33:33من حياتنا
33:36اشترك أن هذا ليس كذلك
33:39تبدأ لك
33:40حسنًا
33:42أمريكي
33:43شكرا للمتابعين
33:47أمريكي فعلت بشكل جيد لديه
33:49أممي كثير من الوقت لديه
33:51ولقد حتى لقى بعض المعيشة
33:53نعم؟
33:54نعم
33:54أميكي
33:55من المعيشة بحاجة
33:56ممتلك معي
34:01رأيكي
34:02فلديك مزنقا
34:04شيئاً
34:05بالطبع
34:07أميكي
34:08لقد عميكي
34:09ربما احبتت أعبتها
34:11ادعونا ايضا
34:14ادعونا اتبعا اتبع صحيح
34:16ادعونا اتبعي اتبع روش
34:19انتعلم يا مباشر
34:23اوه شعب رائع
34:24اوه شعب لك تشعب لحصول المكان
34:26انا بس مباشرة
34:27ربما اتبعا في المددسة
34:46أحبتك
34:47أحبتك
34:48أحبتك
34:49أحبتك
34:49أحبتك
34:50هذا المنزل
34:50هذا المنزل
34:52أحبه
34:53أحبه
34:55ماذا يحدث الآن؟
35:00أعطيك
35:12أحبتك
35:14ماذا؟
35:15تبدو جميلة
35:16هذا لأنك تأخذتني لأحبتك
35:29أحبتك
35:30بجميلة
35:32أحبتك
35:34أحبتك
35:34تقصير
35:35أحبتك
35:36أحبتك
35:37بجميع هذه الدرسة
35:37أنت معذ حركات
35:38لا توقف المفعل
35:43أحبتك
35:45لا يمكن من توقف المفعل
35:45توقف المفعل
35:55توقف المصات
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37:01أعطيها
37:02أعطيها
37:04أعطيها
37:05يا رب
37:08نعم
37:10أعتقد أنني أريد أن أطلق
37:13سعيد
37:18ما مكان
37:20جميل
37:22أحب أن أأتي هنا
37:24أحب
37:28أحب أن أعطيها
37:40أعتقد أنت كنتين
37:43أعطيها
37:44لا, نحن نتحقها
37:47لذلك
37:50المبينة
37:51أنت مجدداً ولكن ربما تشعر على بعض الأحيان
37:57ماذا تقول
38:02هل تريد أيضاً باب؟
38:04لا، أنا جيد
38:06يجب أن تكون لديك جيداً
38:08نعم
38:12نعم
38:13نعم
38:14نعم
38:14نعم
38:17نعم
38:33ماذا؟
38:38ماذا؟
38:43ماذا؟
38:44تبدو ما؟
38:44تبدو مجدداً
38:46جداً
38:47تبدو مجدداً
38:47قد يحرمتك
38:47طبعاً
38:48هيا، دانس معي
38:50لا أقل كثير من الناس
38:52قليلاً، لقد كنت كثير من الناس
38:54ربما كنت تكون جيد من الناس
38:56حسنا
39:18حسنًا
39:18حسنًا، حسنًا، حسنًا؟
39:20نعم، أعتقد أنه مقابلًا
39:23لا تشعره، كوك
39:28ما تشعره؟ لا تشعره؟
39:30أنت تشعره
39:31تشعره
39:31تشعره
39:33تشعره
39:49أحسنًا
39:50أحبتنا بشكل ممتازي
39:52أحبتنا بشكل ممتازي
39:53أحبتنا بشكل ممتازي
39:55حسنا بشكل ممتازي
39:56سوف نهاية
40:16السؤال2
40:20حسنا بشكل ممتازي
40:23لماذا تبقى عني
40:25بالطبع لا
40:26لأننا هنا
40:28أعتقد أننا هنا
40:31ولكنني أعتقد أنك و أنا
40:32أيضا هنا
40:33لذلك
40:34لذلك
40:37ماذا؟
40:39دعني أعطيك
40:42لا، شكرا
40:50طبعا
40:51طبعا
40:52طبعا
40:56طبعا
40:57مرحب نغشير
40:58طبعا
40:58طبعا
41:02طبعا
41:09نعم
41:10نعم
41:11طبعا
41:11طبعا
41:14أسألها ولكن أحاول ذلك
41:17أعتقد أننا مجبز يجب أن نحاول ذلك
41:20أشفل
41:22قدا له
41:28سukoها
41:35هكذا
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