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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:47What the hell?
04:49What the hell?
04:50What the hell?
04:54Ah!
04:56Ah!
05:02Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:05Ah!
05:29What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise something I'm breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:04Come on!
06:13I'll see you in the middle.
06:14I'll see you in the middle.
06:15It's good!
06:16I'm coming in.
06:16been a weird day that's all sorry no it's fine listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it
06:21on the fire code so just you know don't let anyone else in until it clears out of it
06:25I got bees of fuzz kids of little dandelion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand probably getting gorgeous
06:41and in summer we're melting melting bitches
07:08I can't get it open keep trying I'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:41the door was jammed quick go through me what do you mean go through me I don't believe what is
07:48he saying I think he said he wants us inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through
07:56him
08:00how does how do I do this do I just enter you I really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:11oh why do I do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it
08:19works
08:19everyone follow me exit through tomorrow
08:31hurry this isn't easy
08:39hey Jesus sorry man I didn't mean to scare you I just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you I don't swear it I'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious right now
08:48you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life I gotta pay you back I don't
08:55need anything good having a new job what tomorrow after what you did tonight there's no way no offense
09:03that you can go be a doorman anymore come work for me I'll put you on the payroll look Mr.
09:08J. Gadd I
09:09appreciate it but I'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll
09:16work yeah Josh dad is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his
09:22new
09:22super powered personal ballet the man in question appears to be Jamar Davis former Wilcox employee
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has
09:33the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at
09:40a
09:40popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gadd meanwhile this
09:47Mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53LeFou is cast on a roll dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09hmm but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what I'm saying
10:13Frank Preminger Hanover agency oh I heard of that tomorrow right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing
10:31Frank Frank besides who can get J-Gadd his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you
10:39know
10:39the heist is feeling flat mm-hmm I agree I think we need something more original well we could go
10:46back
10:46to flooding the vault I always liked that version it's nice to some crap Rangoon's before they got housed
10:52or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be impenetrable the
10:58whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out um
11:05I may have
11:07something look man I want to help out I can't act who cares I can't act it's never stopped me
11:15from
11:15being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy I'm telling you know
11:20it's
11:20easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor then you can
11:27fake it CGI yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you are they would
11:33go
11:33crazy I don't know I'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason that you are
11:41making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's a charisma a charm on top
11:48of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just
11:55falls
11:55into your lap you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds
12:17to grab some cash
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why Jake it's time to panic I wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:51what did I tell you huh I love you and things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family
13:02when special guest DeMar doorman Davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing I'm so embarrassed oh hold on I got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong I said ding dong you ding dong I am
13:40a big fan
13:41you want to pick
13:42okay
13:47I remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if I come in for
13:54a drink
13:54oh of course Mr. Dorman please head right in
13:56yeah oh the thing's quiet there I want you to come have a drink with us
14:01oh I love that thank you ding dong
14:04ding ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh Bridget what's up girl Bridget yo
14:36oh what's going on wow
14:40y'all this is Bridget Bailey number one club owner in L.A. and an amazing boss
14:46wow look at you
14:48you look great
14:49thank you
14:50I heard you got a movie out
14:51ding dong
14:51I'm sorry I haven't seen it yet
14:53oh
14:53yes
14:54don't worry about it how are you doing
14:56me
14:56yeah
14:57you know same old same old
14:58so uh
15:02you happy
15:02damn straight
15:04just got off the phone with my agent
15:06you told me he landed me a huge huge commercial contract
15:11wow
15:11life's about to change
15:21what the hell
15:22wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase
15:25that's a good one Samuel
15:28mark that one
15:31please tell me when it's 15 minutes
15:33or up
15:36get real tired of this ding dong business
15:40some fools are hating but
15:42doorman still makes me smile
15:46thank you
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal
15:51let me know if you need anything else
15:52will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water
15:57or
15:59I can go to town
16:00with this round
16:05door man
16:06yo this is crazy
16:07I'm such a huge fan
16:08bro
16:08good to meet you bro
16:10I appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look
16:13I was looking over the pages
16:14we wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning man
16:16go easy on me
16:16no no it ain't that
16:17it's just
16:19I'm a little nervous about the bit
16:21don't sweat it
16:22people love when you can poke a little fun at yourself man
16:23trust me
16:24okay
16:25cool
16:26I gotta get back out to rehearsal
16:27I'll see you out there
16:28for sure
16:31hey
16:38what's up y'all
16:39it's me
16:39D-list actor
16:40and literal door
16:41Damar Davis
16:42aka doorman
16:43and welcome to
16:44ding dong tonight
16:49I'm a little thirsty
16:51let me see what I can
16:53oh
16:53oh
16:56oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:57oh
16:58oh
17:00oh
17:01tastes like door
17:01ding dong
17:04what else I got up in here
17:05oh
17:06oh
17:07oh
17:08oh
17:08oh
17:08my mixtape
17:09this is my mixtape
17:10I've been looking for this
17:12ding dong
17:13oh
17:14oh
17:15I call this
17:15the
17:16go long
17:17ding dong
17:30what are you doing here
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS
17:34Earl come on
17:35you got to cool it with those rumors
17:37and that impression
17:38ding dong
17:40I mean who is that
17:41that's not me is it
17:43I mean I'm much more than just a catchphrase
17:45you know Earl
17:46a lot of people don't realize that
17:47I've been taking acting classes at the
17:49Stella Adler Academy
17:51really
17:51yeah
17:52well let's see some of that training
18:10alas poor yurik i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh oh oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the
18:57campaign will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow
19:17they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal
19:23guy he is charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight
19:30this i mean we got a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising
19:34agency things are getting pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other things come
19:40on tomorrow you got to be more careful with your money you know how this business works
19:46you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands you've never said that i'm saying
19:53it now you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing
20:02cool okay well look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top
20:08we're
20:08gonna get you something better something smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't
20:17even need this no more this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on
20:22the
20:22inside and chewy on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag
20:27just drop it and plop it in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding
20:34dong
20:38well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself in a bit
20:43of hot water steam might be more accurate damar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his
20:50involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:57hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of you
21:03who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support of
21:09the
21:10class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at this
21:18moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going for
21:25me
21:25and for me and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:33um
21:56oh there's my best friend miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too
22:02really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course
22:09i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all
22:16right
22:23thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:39thank you
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming
22:55tomorrow go ahead
23:03cast grab two apart is up in our game on the stunts hey an incredible hulk huh you ain't that
23:08tall
23:08tomorrow you're all right with that right the stunts of course me and tom cruise we do our own stunts
23:13baby baby stop stop stop mark you good bud yeah i'm good to go okay gtg
23:31we only get one shot at this gustavo you ready always take
23:38we're in position we're in position they're in place here we go
23:46we get one shot at this good though
23:57love
23:59i'm going through
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:57DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now? Astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Hmm.
25:38Is it bad news?
25:39Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:06It's all good.
26:09When I feel proud of me.
26:10Now everybody knows my name, no matter where I go,
26:15but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson show . . . .
26:39Johnny Carson show from polyester paradise to silk and satin frills from a 48 foot mobile home
26:49to a mansion on the hill from moonshine to rare wine from a packer to a rose but I never
26:56really
26:57made it till the Johnny Carson show now there's only one small problem sometimes I get disturbed
27:05the folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III but still I think it's worth it and I just
27:13thought you should know that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson show
27:19I went from pop beats to diamonds from car coats to burp from Kmart to Gucci's from here no telling
27:28somewhere from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast but I never really made it
27:35till the Johnny Carson show
27:48sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56he's the bus kids will blow down the lion fuzz and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05I drink in my hand my snow up against the burning sand probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer
28:15you'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm and find out what happens in solid water when
28:22I stringent my life cold water keeps going past it gets quicker but it doesn't rain
28:24to water andç…§ID shine
28:26and I can't wait to see what my body is all afraid of me just imagine how much cooler I'll
28:31be in
28:32summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer summer depends on summer
29:00It's a good time to stay in this puddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a happy, happy,
29:09happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
29:11Happy Dome Man!
29:15no
29:31wait
29:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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