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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19god damn it
02:38damn it
02:42their
02:43hahaha
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom stop
03:07worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something well it wouldn't be the first
03:13time don't be late for school Nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense
03:26agency we have access to medical technology far beyond any normal hospital that's one of our threat
03:36response teams and they're able to get anywhere we're not in the mood for the tour Donald sorry
03:40Debbie my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father
03:47to keep the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:52oh my god Nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10philtrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there Cecil Steadman director of the
04:24DA Deborah I'm so sorry Cecil you've caught a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back but
04:40Nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why your
04:46dad
04:46dad was at Guardians HQ now working theory is whoever killed the Guardians lured in there tried
04:51to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain alive
04:58who
04:58doesn't want Omni-Man and the Guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush for now
05:02but news will break I wanted you and Mark to know first cold towels and ice water and have a
05:10cop brought
05:10in here for me Deborah we've got the best patch Nolan up for 20 years Cecil I am NOT leaving
05:17yeah of course
05:21Debbie sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy weaponry
05:31multiple casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:53oh shit
06:10Get it together, Rook.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop!
06:24Get away from those p***s!
06:40Get away from those p***s.
07:13Get away from those p***s.
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Jotila, your rank.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah.
08:08Yeah, I got eyes too, Robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You, get her to a hospital.
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:38What?
08:39Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can't handle this.
09:07Guys, I'm down to pocket change here.
09:11They're killing me faster than I can keep up.
09:14We gave evil time to escape.
09:17That's what matters.
09:18I know.
09:19Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:29So good.
09:36I have bad news.
09:37I know.
09:52I know.
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09wanted to happen ever again.
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help! Anyone! I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor! Come on! Give her to us. Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:33Prep operating room 6.
10:34Yes, doctor.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay. It's okay.
11:11Hey!
11:13Hey!
11:14Hey! Watch it, dick!
11:18Hey, Mark. Mark! Mark! Mark!
11:23Whoa! Are you okay?
11:25My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:30What? You're kidding. Oh, God, you're not kidding. Is he okay? What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital. They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's, it's messed up. But, you know, he's
11:45really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark. I'm so sorry. Did, did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you. Whatever you need. You wanna
11:57talk? I'll listen. You and Debbie need a lasagna? I make a good one. Actually, I make a great one.
12:03Eve Wilkins.
12:05What? Uh, um, yeah, that's her. I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha! You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius. Good luck with that. And didn't you
12:16just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:20Eve? Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey. Mark, right?
12:25Grayson. Yeah. Um, thanks for saving my butt back there. Y-yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday? Oh. Oh, that was you! In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me. I'm, um, invincible. God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe. I'm Adam Eve. But the rest of the team just calls me Eve. So does
12:58everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah.
13:05Do you wanna talk about yesterday? You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:12I heard he just let Todd hit him. Like, 20 times. He didn't flinch or anything. Todd got so freaked
13:18out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh. Of course, Amber. You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does. It's a psychology thing. If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't
13:36see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm. I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us. Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:48Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force. Those guys are the worst. They got their asses kicked by the Lizard
13:53League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers. That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay. Explains a lot. Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding? I froze out there. People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you. And everyone freezes their first time. I used to throw up before every fight. Barf
14:20my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant. You'll get used to it. The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just... It wasn't what I expected. I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41No shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50You...
14:50Now I'm kidding. You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know. I... I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:06Meet me out front after class? Invincible.
15:18You kids did good, Robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil. It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might
15:25be considered condescending.
15:27What a victory. No. Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:31Three hundred and thirty-eight. Three hundred and thirty-eight.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up. We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:37Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems forensics.
16:45Frankly, it's stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director. Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:12Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell-
17:21Damian Darkblood. Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered. Strongest man on the planet almost dead. No suspects. No leads.
17:37How does he-
17:38I don't know. Demon magic or something. If you're asking if we need your help-
17:42I wasn't asking.
17:46Fine. Knock yourself out. Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with the demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-theoretically.
18:03Hey, I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:06Oh, hey, Amber.
18:08Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm. Nice. He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:23Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run. Catch you later.
18:30Ready?
18:37Try to keep up.
18:39Make up.
18:54EVE
18:55EVE
18:57EVE
18:57EVE
19:00EVE
19:01EVE
19:01EVE
19:06EVE
19:07Okay, let's try this again.
19:15Follow me.
19:33Now I move.
19:41Cool.
19:44Beg.
19:49Oh, hey.
19:51It's the Iceman.
19:53Rex.
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh, except we did.
19:57They got old and ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:16Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxens come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:36It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:58Oh, right.
20:58You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:11I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:41Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:44Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:25Whoa.
22:33Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38uh we're just friends will you stop saying that it's like you're trying to
22:44jinx any chance you have of dating Eve a day ago you said I had no chance that
22:49was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday everyone saw that it
22:55doesn't matter she already has a boyfriend so you can be more awesome
22:59than him and take his place that's how dating works why are you so intimidated
23:05by her other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic thanks for that
23:10William I gotta go go go where you know what I don't care it's probably somewhere
23:17you'll be alone forever is mark dating Eve Wilkins I wish I I mean no definitely not
23:26she's got a boyfriend he is super available you want his number I'll write it down
23:36uh where are you guys coming from um we go to the same high school Rex oh you do do
23:43you um yeah we do must be nice you know who never got to go to high school me we
23:50know it shows I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand guess who's
24:04back
24:10getting old robot why aren't they getting old they seem to have discovered a way to resist
24:16our time stream in three days three days for us decades for them who cares I bet their bones
24:23don't work so do ours ready for this yeah I think so
24:36yeah
24:36yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:48yeah
24:56yeah
24:58yeah
24:58yeah
24:58yeah
25:04Zoey, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:29Run!
25:43Ah!
25:45Ah!
25:56So probably.
26:18They seem... to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:29No! Don't! Don't!
26:32Don't! Don't!
26:34I sent you!
26:36I sent you!
26:37Watch my hand!
26:48Invincible!
26:51Eve...
26:56You okay?
26:59No!
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What?
27:21All of them?
27:23No!
27:25No!
27:26No!
27:30No!
27:41No!
27:42No!
27:47No!
27:52No!
27:55No!
28:01No!
28:01No!
28:03No!
28:11No!
28:12No!
28:14No!
28:23No!
28:38No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
28:50No!
29:10No!
29:35No!
29:37No!
29:37No!
29:38No!
29:39They said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on, let's go home.
29:46I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified.
29:55And I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now!
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week.
30:11Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:23It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:34You know, you have to be able to take a hit-
30:36I'm calling!
30:41Nolan!
30:42Oh, great.
30:44We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:49Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone-
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week.
30:59And you want to send him to space?
31:00No. No way. He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:05I'll go.
31:07Sweetie.
31:07I said no.
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not? He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:31Twelve minutes.
31:40Okay.
31:42No.
31:46Okay.
31:56Hey.
31:58You're early.
31:59Ant, you shaved your mustache.
32:01Stay away from my planet.
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way.
32:22Why can't I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people.
32:54No.
32:55You sure?
32:55You're the same guy.
32:56I fought here three years ago.
32:58What?
32:58No, I'm not the same guy.
33:00Well, sucks to be you then.
33:01Ah, my eye.
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already.
33:13Maybe you'll do after all.
33:15What are you talking about?
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why do I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules.
33:32What rules?!
33:34I don't even know who you are!
33:37Oh, you don't?
33:52Alright, um, I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
33:57So I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them against, you
34:03know, planet-conquering monsters, things of that nature.
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means.
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. Your planet signed up for the program. See? Request from Urath
34:15for evaluation.
34:16Urath?! This is Earth!
34:21Ur...
34:22Yes!
34:23Not Urath.
34:24No!
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E!
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know.
34:33I'm Alan, by the way.
34:35Invincible.
34:36Oh, yeah?
34:38A little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know.
34:40I just bought you, and I think you're quite invincible.
34:44Okay, well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, invincible.
34:47Sorry about all that.
34:49Yes.
34:53What the hell was that?
34:58Wow.
35:00Cool.
35:03Before I go...
35:05I already told you everything I remember.
35:08Right.
35:09Right.
35:09Just go over it for me one more time.
35:12I got a distress call from the Guardians.
35:15But when I arrived, everything seemed fine.
35:18Then the lights went out, and someone attacked me.
35:21I fought with them until I passed out.
35:24Woke up in your hospital.
35:25That's it.
35:26That's it?
35:29Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down.
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before.
35:35Yeah.
35:39Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us.
35:43They all think that at first.
35:57Oh, great.
35:58Dude.
36:00Dick.
36:01Look, Todd.
36:02Why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass.
36:09I...
36:10I don't know what you're saying.
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh.
36:20Thanks, I guess.
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number.
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again.
36:36There.
36:37Have a crappy life with her.
36:38You suck.
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson.
36:51Amber?
36:52Uh, I mean, uh, hello?
36:54Well...
37:11I have bad news.
37:13Ohhh! Robots got bad news everybody! Did you hear that?
37:19What's the bad news??
37:20There are too many of them.
37:21Their technology has advanced too far, and they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream.
37:26We should consider the city lost.
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response.
37:31What? No! No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot, and we're not giving up.
37:38What are we, Fight Force?
37:40I love you, man, but sometimes you've got to screw this.
37:44I don't use screws.
37:47My fascinants are all magnetic interlocks.
38:19Invincible!
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
39:06My turn.
39:49Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:51Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension?
40:23That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand.
40:36Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:38Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:47Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:59Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:04Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:09Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:23Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:27Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:37but the guardians of the globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French president we have it covered.
41:59I need the room. Now!
42:06Well, enlighten me.
42:08No one they for sure.
42:09No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only guardians.
42:14Omni-man, which means killer, must be one of them.
42:19One of them?
42:20There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:23We turn into smoke, or living electricity, or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know. You don't listen to-
42:31You listen!
42:32And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:40Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:45Um, blind old man.
42:50Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:13And it'll be a bopful one.
43:21Oh, you're not sure!
43:22No, no, no!
43:26You're not sure!
43:27The dead now is a monster.
43:29It's a monster, not real!
43:29No, no!
43:30It's a monster!
43:31Look at the death!
43:31It's a monster!
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