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EastEnders - Season 42 - Episode 62: 20/04/2026
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00:00I
00:30I don't know.
00:35-
00:43It'll be nice.
00:50pelo putty in a minute.
00:59look can you take my bowl, please?
01:01Thanks.
01:05Are you coming or what?
01:07You okay, sir?
01:08Yeah, I wanna be.
01:10Can we go, please?
01:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15What is it?
01:16It's nothing.
01:17Look, we're gonna be late.
01:18Is it that video again?
01:19Has someone shared it? Who?
01:20Look, it doesn't matter, bro.
01:23Let me see.
01:24Mum, what are you gonna do, Dad?
01:25Look, trust me, it will pass.
01:26We need to get to school.
01:27Come on.
01:28Tom.
01:30Bye, Mum.
01:33Bye.
01:58Bye.
02:11Ed Harris
02:13I can't'm gonna be too sweet.
02:19See you later.
02:29Congratulations, mate. Beautiful motor.
02:31Right, get yourself in there, get settled and talk me through it, will you?
02:34Cheers.
02:35All right.
02:38You have one sold?
02:40Is that more or less than you've sold recently?
02:43Er... I think it's more.
02:46Whatever. It's just one car.
02:48Yeah, the most expensive one, Lauren.
02:50If you want to win this bet, you better watch and learn.
02:53Watch and learn.
03:00Lauren!
03:02Okay, I need you to do something about Cindy, okay?
03:04She literally threw my breakfast in the bin.
03:06What breakfast?
03:08The pizza in the fridge.
03:13It's been me for three days, Oscar.
03:15Breakfast is breakfast.
03:16Can you just sort it out? Yeah? I've got a bet to win.
03:23Lauren!
03:27Priya!
03:29Priya!
03:33Help, please.
03:35Priya!
03:37I didn't mean for it to go so deep.
03:41What do I do?
03:42What do I do?
03:43What do I do?
03:45Just, um...
03:46It's all right, okay?
03:47It's going to be all right.
03:47Okay.
03:48We're going to get you to the hospital.
03:50Okay, I'm going to take you to the hospital.
03:51Okay, I'm sorry.
03:52Yeah?
03:52I'm sorry.
03:53It's okay.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55I thought we were practicing the flash mob tomorrow.
03:58Well, you can't expect him to pass up an opportunity like that.
04:02I mean, he's practically running for the mayor of London.
04:04Yeah.
04:05House of Warford.
04:05Well, you know, from little e-cons, yeah.
04:09All the most influential people in the borough will be attending that Andre's in Carla.
04:14Yeah.
04:15I can't understand why, um, you didn't get a plus one.
04:19Because I could have been your first.
04:20Oh, yeah, well, obviously numbers were tight.
04:23I mean, my invite only came through this morning.
04:25Oh, really?
04:25Mine came through last week, and they offered me a plus one.
04:28But I told them, no, no, no.
04:29Give it to a more charitable case.
04:32You're welcome, by the way.
04:33What?
04:34I...
04:35How did she get plus one, hmm?
04:37I can't believe that for one minute.
04:38I can see why you, you know, turned down the best man job.
04:42You know, you're busy, busy.
04:43Yeah, yeah.
04:43Look, I'm sorry, but, yeah, I am too busy.
04:46But, but I have spoken to the community centre, and I've rearranged it for lunchtime.
04:50It's a day.
04:51Right, I've spoken to everyone.
04:52They can make it.
04:53Well, that's great.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Cheers.
04:57Right, I'll, er, see you at lunchtime.
04:59What?
05:01Look, the community centre.
05:03The dance for Vicky.
05:05The flash mob thing.
05:06So, you lost me.
05:09I thought you said everyone was going.
05:11Yeah, I must have left him off the group chat.
05:13Well, then, add him to the group chat.
05:14He's the best man now.
05:15Oh, you are?
05:17Look, flash mob ain't really my thing, Ross.
05:20No, and, erm, trying to add one more in to my choreography.
05:23I mean, it'll really mess it up.
05:25Are you for real?
05:26Listen, I'm good to miss it.
05:27I've got two left feet.
05:28I'll see you in a bit.
05:35Yeah, no, I, I know her attendance is low.
05:37I'm, I'm really sorry.
05:40No, she'll, she'll be in tomorrow.
05:42Okay.
05:43Cheers.
05:43Cheers.
05:46They're not happy, Lex.
05:48Look, we've got to stick to this deal now, yeah?
05:50You can stay off and see Nigel today, but tomorrow you're going in, no excuses.
05:56While he was filming the famous dance routine to Singing in the Rain,
06:00Gene Kelly had a terrible fever.
06:02Oh, hiya.
06:03You two no school today?
06:04School tomorrow.
06:05That's the deal.
06:06Right.
06:07And there's no backing out of this one, is there?
06:08I made a pinky promise.
06:09Ah, well, we all know how important pinky promises are.
06:13But she really wants to see Nigel today.
06:15Right, er, so, come and make yourself comfy then.
06:24Hi, Nigel.
06:29You don't have to stay here, babe.
06:31I don't know, I've called in sick, it's fine.
06:35It's just, erm, you know, you know, when they ask, erm, you don't have to tell them.
06:44We do, though.
06:46I'm sorry, but we do.
06:49You're not well.
06:52I, erm, it ain't your fault, okay?
06:55It's just, it's, it's the illness.
06:58Right?
06:58Except that you, you want to get better.
07:01Yeah.
07:01And you want it to stop, right?
07:03Yeah.
07:05So I'm sorry, but, we have to be honest.
07:10Sorry for the wait.
07:12Ravi.
07:15Nina.
07:17He knows.
07:21That Nina.
07:25The more I think about it, the more I realise I am not going to win this bet just selling
07:29cars.
07:31But that's your job, though, isn't it?
07:32Yes.
07:33I've got to think bigger.
07:34You know?
07:36Oh, look at that.
07:38Lauren, that is a beauty.
07:41That is a 1979 Ford Capri, that is.
07:45I used to have one in there, must have to tear around the square.
07:46I used to be able to get all the Slaters in it, okay?
07:48And Mo used to moan all the way, even when I took her off the roof rack.
07:53See, that is what I'm talking about.
07:55You know, you buy them for cheap and then you do them up a little bit and then you sell
07:58them to mugs like him.
07:59No, easy.
08:00What do you mean mugs like me?
08:01I'm just saying, how much would you pay to just relive them glory days?
08:05Oh, look, don't get me started, love. Seriously, if I had the cash, I would bite your hand off.
08:11I remember doing the school runs in a car like that.
08:13Yeah.
08:14Can you imagine trying to get the kids in there?
08:15But, listen, if you're into buying used cars, I can put you on to a mate of mine.
08:18Insurance is high, though.
08:20Classic cars always get nicked.
08:21Sorry, this is a private conversation?
08:23Yeah, private conversation.
08:24Thank you, trying to join in.
08:26Listen, if you want these details, I can give them to you.
08:29Yeah?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, please, thank you.
08:31Okay.
08:33Oh, come on, there's got to be another doctor at this hospital.
08:36No, I've been pulled in from the agency to help out.
08:39You could be waiting for hours.
08:41Yeah, but come on, what are you?
08:42You're, like, his ex-girlfriend but also married to Ranvish.
08:44What's that make you?
08:45Like, his ex-step-mum?
08:46I mean, doesn't this all feel a bit wrong?
08:49Okay, let's talk about wrong.
08:51Because I'm looking at a potential stab wound here.
08:54And given what I know about him, I should probably report this to the police.
08:59I don't know, okay, it's not a stabbing, okay?
09:03It's not.
09:05Then help me understand.
09:09I'm on your side.
09:14He...
09:16He did it to himself.
09:20Okay, but he's getting help for it, okay?
09:23He's been through a lot, all right?
09:25And his head's all over the place, okay?
09:27But I've made sure to book him in for a therapist appointment tomorrow.
09:31Okay?
09:31You're never meant to cause this much damage, right?
09:34And he ain't gonna do it again, okay?
09:35Because he knows it's not the answer, don't you?
09:38Okay.
09:39Okay.
09:41But I still need to carry out a proper risk assessment,
09:43and that's better for everyone if I do that one-on-one.
09:46Why don't you give us a minute?
09:49He's in safe hands.
09:53Okay.
09:54Yeah, I'll be just like the outside, yeah?
09:57Okay.
10:12All right, we're all ready?
10:13Yeah, well, good to go, come on.
10:14Here we go.
10:16And a one, and a two, and a spin, and a shimmy, and...
10:21Harvey, what are you doing?
10:22It keeps bumping into me.
10:23It's because you keep turning the wrong way.
10:25Maybe you're turning the wrong way.
10:26Now, mate, I know what I'm doing.
10:28I used to be a professional...
10:29Professional dancer?
10:30A professional entertainer.
10:31In a bear costume!
10:33Wait, this is twice...
10:34No!
10:35Dancing's a very important part of children's entertainment.
10:37Well, yeah, it's a bit more complex than the okey-cokey, mate.
10:40Come on.
10:41Listen, boys, come on.
10:42It's supposed to be a bit of fun, mate.
10:43Fun!
10:44Really?
10:44Throw that to my knees.
10:45Yeah, me too.
10:47This is why we need Zach here, all right?
10:49Because we can put him up the front,
10:50put the spotlight on him,
10:51and then we can just all stand in the background,
10:52just give it a bit of...
10:53Yeah, yeah, good shot.
10:54Get him on a blower.
10:54Come on, let's do this.
10:55No, no, no, hold on.
10:56We don't need him stealing our limelight.
10:58Ian, we've got no limelight to steal,
10:59apart from winning the poo here.
11:01He said he wasn't interested.
11:03Yeah, but that's because you had a weird eye on him earlier,
11:05and you're doing it again now.
11:07So...
11:08where's this all come from, all of a sudden?
11:10What's your problem with Zach?
11:14No major damage.
11:16You should consider yourself very lucky.
11:19I'll sign off your discharge.
11:21The fact that you've got an appointment with a therapist reassures me.
11:25And you've obviously got a supportive girlfriend.
11:29Don't do that.
11:31Priya's everything to me, and she's the mother of my kids, okay?
11:34Yeah, I know who she is.
11:38Ranveer had to bring up Davinda,
11:39because she was too much of a liability.
11:42And here she is years later, rescuing you from yourself.
11:45You don't know what you're talking about?
11:47Yeah.
11:47You're right,
11:48because I don't recognise the man sitting in front of me.
11:51Even when you killed Ranveer,
11:54the man who brought you up,
11:55you wobbled, sure.
11:58But it didn't break you.
12:02Was it Nish?
12:05I saw the news reports.
12:08Was that it?
12:11No.
12:12No, no, no, no.
12:14It's just...
12:15It's everything there.
12:17Everything I've ever done,
12:19and everyone I've ever...
12:20It's...
12:20It's all there, right there, right there.
12:22All the time.
12:25Can't take it off.
12:28Then you need to get proper help.
12:30Because sitting back and doing nothing
12:32isn't an option anymore.
12:35Seriously, Ravi.
12:36If it's that bad,
12:37go to your therapy session.
12:39Take it seriously.
12:41You can't afford to fall apart.
12:43You've got kids who need you to protect them.
12:49It's called karma.
12:56Are you done?
12:58He's all yours.
13:07I'm looking for a partnership.
13:09Someone that can give me a good rate
13:10on regular work.
13:12You want me to work with your old man?
13:14No.
13:15No, you'd be working with me and only me.
13:19Um...
13:20You know, restoring classics, that...
13:22That ain't easy.
13:23We just need to get them roadworthy.
13:26Knock out a few dents, polish them up a bit,
13:28and then I'll sell them on.
13:29You know,
13:30where would you be getting these cars from then?
13:32Well, I've got a contact.
13:34A mate of Alfie Moons.
13:37I'll be the one that's taking the financial risk.
13:40I just want someone that I can trust,
13:43that I know is going to do the work fast.
13:47I'd want to cut out the profits and all.
13:49Okay.
13:50Yeah, what, 5%?
13:5315.
13:5415, take it or leave it.
13:56All right, fine.
13:57Yeah, deal.
14:02Hello?
14:03Oh!
14:03Is that Ray?
14:08I can take that on if you like.
14:10You?
14:11You're a mechanic, aren't you?
14:13Yeah, I know.
14:14But I did used to fix up old bangers back in the States.
14:17And you know I can use the cash right now.
14:20To tell the truth,
14:20I think the whole thing's probably more hassle than it's worth.
14:23Then let me deal with the stress.
14:25You won't have to lift a finger.
14:27All right.
14:29All right, fine.
14:34Should we, er...
14:35You can't really swallow now?
14:37No.
14:38Well, not really.
14:39It's got quite bad over the last 24 hours.
14:42Sure, that must be so hard.
14:43Yeah.
14:44And the pneumonia's making it worse.
14:47Then...
14:48How does he take his medicine?
14:50Yeah, I mean, that's the tricky bit really.
14:53They're worried that he's not getting his full dose of antibiotics
14:56so they're talking about taking him back to hospital.
14:58Really?
15:00They might need to give it intravenously.
15:02You know, I mean, that's a...
15:04a bag, you know, it's like...
15:05a drip.
15:06It's one of those things.
15:08I think it's probably the best thing for him.
15:10Right now.
15:12What did he say?
15:16I think he's had sausages.
15:19He's running a fever and he can barely hold down a glass of water
15:22and he's still thinking about his stomach.
15:24Got me hungry now, Nige.
15:26Although...
15:27he might be thinking about hot dogs, you know, at the cinema.
15:31Why don't you pop down the corridor
15:33and pick out a nice film for him to watch later, eh?
15:36OK.
15:44Do you think I folded too easily, letting her skip school?
15:47No, I think you're doing just fine.
15:48She got into a bit of a bad habit before Easter.
15:50You know, she started missing a few days.
15:52I thought the holidays might have helped, but...
15:55I think, you know, when a child starts missing school,
15:57then making a bargain like what you're doing,
15:59I think that could be a really good way forward.
16:00Just feels like she's calling all the shots.
16:02Ah, well, the problem is she's strong-willed.
16:05She's got too much of a grandad in her.
16:07Yeah, tell me about it.
16:11I, er...
16:12I take it he hasn't shown up here yet?
16:14No.
16:16And to be perfectly honest with you,
16:19I'm beyond caring.
16:21Julie, I'm sorry, I...
16:22No, I am, really.
16:24You know, Nigel, he's not on his own and...
16:27everyone else is doing their bit and...
16:32Phil's the one who's missing out, so...
16:39Well, I might have had a suit on you.
16:41Have to.
16:43Are you alright?
16:44No, not really.
16:47Look, I'm trying to do wedding stuff, you know,
16:49grooming some things now that...
16:51Zach's best man, but it turns out Ian's got a massive problem with him.
16:54Hey!
16:55Zach, why?
16:56Well, why do you think?
16:57Excuse me.
16:58Oh, my God.
17:00Ian's just told me why I gave you the cold shoulder this morning.
17:04It's that kiss.
17:07With Lauren.
17:09Look, I told him, you know, it was ages ago,
17:11and he needs to, you know, stop overreacting.
17:14Look, I just can't believe he's being like it.
17:16Yeah, well, is Ian?
17:17Well, you know what he's like.
17:18I just want everyone to have a nice time at the wedding.
17:21I know.
17:22So, please, if you get a chance, have a word.
17:31My mum said it weren't nothing to worry about.
17:33Who's the hospital, though?
17:34Oh, listen.
17:35Listen, if you boys are going to sit here again all afternoon,
17:39you're going to have to get for more than one portion of trips,
17:41because the boss, he's watching me.
17:42Yeah.
17:42I'll see you soon, okay?
17:44Cool.
17:45I don't know.
17:47I don't think anyone's being honest about anything I've learned.
17:50Yeah, I know.
17:51Hey, Nugget, you thirsty?
17:53Leave it at me.
17:55You want a shake on those fries?
17:56A big shake?
17:57Jacob.
17:59So you can wear yourself again?
18:01I guess.
18:02You'll see that again, big man.
18:03Oh, yeah.
18:04What are you going to do about it, bro?
18:05You did that video of me, didn't you?
18:06Oi! Oi!
18:07No fighting in here!
18:09But you're a joke, man.
18:10Once it's smacking your forehead,
18:11you're going to start tripping out again.
18:12Stop here!
18:13Nan!
18:17Talk bad on my brother again,
18:19and you're dead.
18:20Do you understand?
18:23Well, that picture that you sent,
18:24it's not very clear.
18:26No, I am interested.
18:27Yeah, as soon as possible.
18:30Well, how much work does it need?
18:35Yeah, I'm coming, baby.
18:36I'm coming.
18:37A little bit of TLC.
18:39Well, what does that mean?
18:40And how quickly can it be delivered as well?
18:43Sorry, do you have any photos that you can send over?
18:46Yeah, send them, please.
18:48Cindy!
18:49Can you just see to Jimmy, please?
18:51And also tidy up this mess and all.
18:54Cindy, are you there?
18:57Hello?
18:59Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
19:01No, I'm not time-wasting.
19:02I'm not.
19:03No, I want it.
19:03I definitely want it.
19:05Yeah, I'll take it.
19:05I just need it delivered today.
19:09Okay, yeah.
19:10Well, you've got a deal.
19:18Hey.
19:20Hey.
19:22Hey.
19:23Hey.
19:23Hey.
19:24Hey.
19:25Hi.
19:25You had the, um, adoption meeting thing.
19:27How did it go?
19:28Good.
19:28Yeah, it was, uh, good.
19:30Yeah, I mean, apparently you can't send Norton's children to bed without the dinner anymore,
19:33but...
19:34I'm just joking.
19:35Should we go?
19:36Because it's going to get dark soon.
19:38Yeah, not for hours.
19:39Yeah, but I just want to get home.
19:40What happens when it gets dark?
19:41Do you turn into a pumpkin?
19:44Uh...
19:44Sorry.
19:45Bear with us all right today.
19:46Right.
19:47You guys okay?
19:48Yeah, yeah.
19:49What?
19:50What's your nugget?
19:52What's wrong?
19:52Look, it's nothing, Dad.
19:54Avani, what's happened?
19:55Look, just nugget got upset, and now he's turned his location off, and he's not answering
19:58his phone, and...
19:59Why did you let him walk off on his own?
20:01I...
20:01He'll be over the playground.
20:02No!
20:02I have to find him.
20:08You eating that or what?
20:09I don't feel well.
20:11Right, so you're okay to watch a film and talk to Nigel all day, but the minute you
20:14start thinking about school, you're feeling sick again.
20:16What's this?
20:17You're not feeling well.
20:18Grandad!
20:19Miraculous recovery.
20:20All right.
20:21What's that?
20:23She's trying to pull a fast one because she doesn't want to go to school.
20:25She's feeling sick?
20:26She's feeling sick, isn't she?
20:27I am.
20:28Why, I'm not buying it?
20:29Listen, go easy on her, eh?
20:30Go easy?
20:31I'll tell you what's easy is going down the care room to see Nigel.
20:34Julie's dealing with it all on her own down there, you know?
20:36Listen, Julie's got people going down there all the time.
20:38She doesn't want people.
20:39She wants you, Phil.
20:40So does Nigel.
20:41Nigel?
20:42He's...
20:43Nigel don't know what's going on.
20:45Stop arguing!
20:46It's all right.
20:47I don't need this, all right?
20:48Yeah.
20:52Now I do feel sick.
20:55When you get this message, I need you to call me.
20:58Straight away.
20:59I want you home.
21:00Do you understand?
21:01I'm not messing about, Nugget.
21:03Okay?
21:07Hey!
21:09What have you done with him?
21:10Who?
21:11Where is he?
21:11Who?
21:12My son!
21:12We have not seen Nugget, Robbie.
21:14Why were you laughing?
21:16Were you laughing at me?
21:18What?
21:18I didn't even see you.
21:21Are you working for them?
21:22Did they tell you to do this?
21:25This is...
21:25This is karma.
21:27Yeah.
21:27Yeah, this is karma.
21:28Do you just...
21:29Do you think I'm stupid?
21:30Huh?
21:30Do you think I'm stupid?
21:31I know how this works.
21:32I know how this works.
21:33They don't want to get to me.
21:33They'll come through my kids.
21:34Yeah, whose fault is that?
21:35Robbie.
21:35Robbie, it's okay.
21:36All right?
21:37No-one's got Nugget.
21:38I spoke to Avani, okay?
21:40I know what happened to Nugget.
21:41It was just something about that video stuff, okay?
21:43He went on.
21:44He's stressed.
21:44It's okay.
21:45Debbie is.
21:50Son!
21:51What are you playing at?
21:52What are you playing at?
21:53Doing a disappearing act?
21:55Turning your phone off.
21:56Blocking your location.
21:57I need to know where you are.
21:58Why, though?
21:59100% of the time.
22:00Do you understand?
22:01Robbie!
22:03I want you out.
22:06I want you home!
22:07Now!
22:13Oi!
22:15Why are you giving Zach a hard time?
22:17Do I need to remind you?
22:18I have put the past behind me, and so has he.
22:21The only person getting hurt by your little vendetta, Ian, is Ross.
22:25Is that what you want?
22:27No.
22:28Then leave Zach alone.
22:29And for the sake of the wedding, just get over it.
22:35Sorry, mate.
22:36I've been a complete idiot.
22:38I mean, she's told me that Zach's actually a good bloke, so if he's good enough for Vicky,
22:44he's good enough for me, so I'll add him to the group chat.
22:47Well, he's the best man, isn't he?
22:49Thanks, mate.
22:52And that is why I'm marrying you.
22:58Oh, there she is.
22:59Ah!
23:00You're on fire, Lauren!
23:02Just had a delivery.
23:03You know, I think this flippin' classic motor's gonna be a winner.
23:07You might actually do this.
23:08All right.
23:09Well, I don't know why you ever datted me.
23:10What'd you pay for that?
23:11A couple of hundred or all?
23:14What, more?
23:14A couple of thousand?
23:15Wow.
23:16I think it's big.
23:16I love it, Lauren.
23:17Well, Phil's still got to take a cut of the arches, but I reckon I could triple my money.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Yeah.
23:23Obviously taught you really well, ain't I?
23:28What the hell is this?
23:30This is your master plan, apparently.
23:39You never turn your location off!
23:41Nicole, is that a rule?
23:41I'm making it a rule!
23:42Can you stop shouting, please, Dad?
23:45This boy's from really horrible to nugget.
23:46He doesn't need you shouting as hell.
23:48Yeah, finally, I'm just trying to keep everyone safe.
23:50Okay?
23:51How about keep us happy?
23:56Maybe we were too hard on him, okay?
23:58All this informing stuff, it's over.
24:00Yeah, babe.
24:00You're in the clear.
24:01I know, babe.
24:03You know, these people, we can't be too careful not when it comes to these people.
24:06We can't.
24:09I'll make some food.
24:18You need to call me back.
24:20A little bit of TLC, you said.
24:21You've sold me a complete heap of junk.
24:24I want my money back.
24:28Rose...
24:28No, if you're going to moan about Cindy, I do not want to hear it.
24:32Fair.
24:34Alfie?
24:34Yes, love?
24:35Have you set me up with a con artist or something?
24:38What?
24:38You're talking about Ray?
24:40Come on, silly.
24:41He's a lovely bloke.
24:42Prison completely changed him.
24:45Okay, that was a long time ago.
24:47He sent me a complete wreck.
24:48It don't look nothing like the photos.
24:50You don't buy a car without seeing it, do you?
24:54Sorry, what's that?
24:56I don't want to hear that.
24:57You just need the barrel.
24:57I've got to change the barrel.
24:58I'm on my way.
24:59I've just got to change the barrel.
25:00I've got to change the barrel.
25:07Go on.
25:08Why don't you give me the keys and I'll take a look at the car.
25:11See what the damage is.
25:12Why the hell would I do that?
25:14Because you made a deal with Phil.
25:16And then Phil made a deal with me.
25:19So that means you and me are partners.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:59Oh, my God.
26:23Oh, my God.
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