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00:15Looking sharp, Mr. Truman.
00:18Yes, but it's too formal, man.
00:21The poor boy gonna think it's some interview, not a first-time meet-up.
00:25Why do we have to have it in somebody else's home?
00:28Don't feel right.
00:30It is neutral ground.
00:32And Josh, he's going to feel nervous as well, so don't worry.
00:38You know, writing that letter was easy, but meeting him after everything,
00:43it could be hard, you know, for the both of us.
00:47He read your letter and he wants to meet you.
00:49He is not Jasmine, Patrick.
00:51He is Josh.
00:53Your grandson.
00:55I feel like I'm going for a six-form interview in my dad's jacket.
00:58I should have worn something less basic, Mum.
01:00I should have had a whiskey instead of my coffee this morning.
01:03Who are you kidding?
01:03If that coffee was any more Irish, it'd be Cillian Murphy.
01:06Right, here, stop.
01:07Stop.
01:08Look at me.
01:10See, Savile Row couldn't have done any better.
01:13You look gorgeous.
01:15And besides, you don't need to impress anyone.
01:18I mean, unless you're having second thoughts.
01:20No, no, no, no.
01:20No second thought.
01:21I'm good.
01:22Are you?
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah, I'm better than good.
01:27You know, because I've been lucky enough to call me my son.
01:32And today, Patrick, your granddad, he's going to realise just how lucky I've been.
01:39Just like Kim and Denise did.
01:41How long was you practising that speech for this morning?
01:45All right, clever clothes.
01:47Right, let's do this.
01:49There he is.
01:50You're a banana man.
01:52What can I want about?
01:54Do I even want to know?
01:58What's wrong with you anyway?
02:00I mean, Cupid strikes his bow and you just duck.
02:02Look, I tried getting underbilled to get over, okay?
02:04It ain't worked.
02:05Well, maybe you need to open your heart instead of opening your legs.
02:09Yeah.
02:11Right, all that analogy don't work.
02:13You know what I mean?
02:14It's going to be hard because Jasmine hurt you.
02:16She's a lying murderer.
02:18All the people she hurt, bottom of the list.
02:20But you want to move on, yeah?
02:21You want to be happy.
02:23Just start opening up.
02:26Why not give it a go?
02:27Banana man.
02:30No, I don't know.
02:31What's this?
02:33Now, the carpet.
02:35That needed a good going over.
02:37Honestly, you wouldn't believe the amount of dried bogies ground into that that I had to scrape off.
02:43Honestly, I don't think I'm fully recovered.
02:45So the twins are still handing out ten points per headshot, are they?
02:49Thanks, Jane, I appreciate that.
02:51Val, it's nice to have you back, you know, all together as a family.
02:56Fingers crossed Jasmine will be home soon.
02:58Have I stepped into a parallel universe while I've been at Lynn's or something?
03:02Well, you know, whatever I think about her.
03:04She's still Zoe's daughter, isn't she?
03:06You know, and we want to keep Zoe close, so you do what it takes, don't you?
03:10It's what family does.
03:13Oh, there she is.
03:16You made it back, then come here, you.
03:19So have you got my birthday present?
03:20Or have I got to wait till late?
03:21No, you have to wait a year for that.
03:23I'm lacking.
03:23I'll hang about for a year.
03:24I'm going to put the kettle on, all right?
03:26All right, Zoe.
03:26Hi, darling.
03:27All right, back to the madhouse, then.
03:29I've just been pallbearer at Lynn's dog's funeral.
03:32I've just left the madhouse.
03:34How is Jasmine?
03:37She's got off the phone with Richie.
03:38She's struggling.
03:39So she's going to call back and talk strategy, apparently.
03:43I'm so glad you're home.
03:45I've just got to get my daughter back home now.
03:47Oh, shit, darling.
03:48Come here.
03:50Now, the important thing, of course, is safety.
03:53When I was a young girl, our ironing board legs snapped,
03:56and I thought I could iron my ballet tutu on my lap.
04:00Big mistake.
04:01Bad move.
04:02And then we...
04:03What are you up to?
04:04Turn it back.
04:05What?
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:07Will just needed a shirt for his first night's work this evening,
04:11so I thought I would give him an ironing tutorial.
04:13Is that okay?
04:14You don't need to do that.
04:16You need to have an upload, because you're going to be late.
04:21Your dad's right.
04:22No worries.
04:23I'll just do this one for you, shall I?
04:25Thanks.
04:28I spoke to your mum.
04:29She's coming back later.
04:32Said she's been really missing you, look.
04:34Not as much as we're missing her.
04:38Oh, don't worry.
04:40I'll make sure that this place is spotless.
04:42All right, I'm off.
04:43All right.
04:48Yeah, Harry's doing, like, really well.
04:50I mean, Dad and Nicola are keeping him busy
04:52with the restaurant opening next week.
04:53And he even bought one of these recovery books
04:56they're recommended at one of the meetings.
04:58Yeah.
04:58I mean, he's read it cover to cover already.
05:00Oh, considering the last book he read was Biff and Chip.
05:02I'm in progress.
05:03Shut up.
05:03Good for him. We're chopping you back.
05:05Thanks, Vinnie.
05:07Right, so how are you feeling then, missus?
05:09Um, like a soon-to-be heifer.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Yeah, I've got the scan next week, so...
05:14Hopefully he was well.
05:15No, no hope about it.
05:16Our baby's gonna be happy and healthy
05:18and you're gonna be a brilliant mum.
05:20Everything's gonna work out.
05:23Yeah, try telling her that.
05:27Why don't you just come up with January?
05:29What, so I can be lectured by someone I actually potty trained?
05:32No, it's fine.
05:33It's made his choice.
05:35And it is fine by me.
05:37Mum, there's plenty of room if you wanna sit.
05:39Hello.
05:44Sorry.
05:47The library?
05:48I am not spending my free period learning, Barney.
05:51Well, that is what they're for, but...
05:52Look, Amy, please, can we just go to yours?
05:55We can't, I told you.
05:56Why, it's a big secret anyway.
05:59What, your dad and Denise?
06:01What, are they having some mid-morning, like...
06:04No! Just leave it, yeah?
06:06What is it, Amy? Tell us.
06:08Look, me and Barney, we won't say I swear.
06:10No, no.
06:11You gotta keep it quiet, yeah?
06:14Okay.
06:15Patrick's meeting Anthony's long-lost son today.
06:18It's like a big deal.
06:19What? Patrick's meeting his long-lost grandson?
06:22No way!
06:26Amy, I was joking.
06:28Really?
06:29I was joking.
06:35I like to call this the long-lost family fit.
06:38The boy is stylish Patrick.
06:40And look at us.
06:41He's gonna fit right in, innit?
06:43You're at a ten.
06:45Bring it down to five.
06:47Wow.
06:47Maybe he's having second thoughts.
06:51Oh, hello.
06:52Are you ready?
06:56And, Patrick, this is Josh and Sandra.
07:06Right!
07:08So, it's just, like, a hamper.
07:12It's not just any hamper, Hardy.
07:14It's an engagement hamper.
07:16Lovely bottle of bubbly, Belgian chocolate...
07:18Hang on a minute.
07:18Why don't I just get one of them wick of baskets and fill it with stuff?
07:21No, Ian.
07:22Vicky and Ross deserve a lovely engagement present.
07:24Not a bargain bucket build box.
07:26Ian knows his stuff, Kat.
07:27Come on.
07:27No!
07:28No, all right.
07:28We are getting this one.
07:31Honestly, I'll pay for it and then you lot can chip in.
07:34And Sharon said that you can come in with us and all, all right?
07:37Yeah.
07:43Here we are.
07:44Here we are.
07:46A pot of Rosalie, courtesy of Denise.
07:51Yeah.
07:54We've also got a lovely bottle of rum, you know, of Patrick's, across the street, if you, you know, fancy
08:00a little...
08:01For the big shonga.
08:03I'm not a really big fan of rum.
08:06Um...
08:07Oh.
08:08But I guess we can cross that off the bloodline trait list, early doors.
08:13Yeah.
08:14I mean, I'm partial to Mojito, so I guess it doesn't take after me either.
08:17Yeah.
08:19I love it.
08:21You see, human ones in the family.
08:25Adopted and extended.
08:28Josh, um, we really appreciate you being here.
08:31I know it's hard, but you know...
08:32Um, no, I...
08:34I'm gonna make up some, some coffee, all right?
08:37Patrick, sit down.
08:38We will do it.
08:39No, no, no, I'll be fine.
08:40Look, you have your church meeting to go to, so go.
08:46You still waiting for that call?
08:48Yeah.
08:49I just can't bear the thought of her being all alone.
08:53I hope I don't let her down again.
08:55You won't let her down.
08:56The past is the past, and we will get her home together.
09:01Is this about Patrick meeting your son?
09:05Right, so we agreed it's like a one-time thing?
09:08Or a two-time thing?
09:10Oh.
09:10You mean I can't post any pics or tag you on social media,
09:14but we're exclusive?
09:16Do you really think I want our families to know about us, Max?
09:19We're exactly Romeo and Juliet, are we?
09:22So, yes.
09:24Agreed.
09:29How you doing, all right?
09:32Trying to call you.
09:33Sorry, I've been rushed off my feet.
09:35I just wanted to check in with you,
09:37another Johnny thing and all that.
09:39Sorry if I overstepped them off.
09:40No, you didn't.
09:42Again.
09:45Would it be all right if I took Annie out for dinner?
09:48Only if it's all right with you.
09:50Yeah, of course.
09:51I'll let her know.
09:54I admire you.
09:57Don't bear anything.
09:59It's hard, but you make it look so easy.
10:02Tell you what, I've got a newfound admiration for motherhood.
10:05Running a house while Honey's been away.
10:08I'm very busy.
10:09I'm a very busy bee.
10:11Well, she's back today, so I'm knee high in prep.
10:14Well, it's visions.
10:16And the prezzy for Will's first day at work.
10:19And also a little something for Janet.
10:21Don't want her to feel that doubt.
10:23Obviously.
10:24And also getting a bit of a workout with all this kid.
10:28I'm not being funny, but weren't your card declining up a day?
10:31Uh, that was a banking error, just to be clear.
10:35And, um, I've got a promotion, actually.
10:38I know, I'm being rude, right?
10:39I'm just saying, all this is a bit much, innit?
10:42It's just a few bits and bobs.
10:46I'm not trying to buy their affection, if that's what you're implying.
10:49I mean, Honey and the kids, they don't think superficially.
10:53Even if you do.
10:55But then again, you always did, didn't you?
11:04Maybe she meant, I don't know, Anthony's son up in Scotland.
11:07What was his name again?
11:08Ewan.
11:09Exactly.
11:09She said long lost grandson.
11:12Well, didn't he say anything?
11:14I mean, especially after everything she went through with Raymond.
11:17Well, there's only one way to find out.
11:18We just go around there and just let it out.
11:20Josh is here, I need to know.
11:22And I need to find out on my own.
11:27I mean, he was only the donkey, but he stole the show.
11:31Oh, yeah.
11:31The whole school was laughing.
11:33And I was sitting right next to the mother of Mary.
11:36Yes.
11:36Her face was thunder.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Always the star of the show.
11:41Well, he's just like me, you know.
11:44I've got the knack of upstage.
11:50You sourcing the beans from Columbia yourself?
11:55Look, there's only so much small talk we can make out here.
11:58So if you want us to go, I wouldn't blame you.
12:00And I wouldn't hold it against you.
12:02I get it.
12:04It's...
12:08Kim and Denise said you're a wonderful young man.
12:12I can see why.
12:17You've...
12:17Have a good mom.
12:19And I bet you've had a...
12:22A good life.
12:24That makes me...
12:25Very happy.
12:28And sad too.
12:32You have...
12:33His eyes and when I look at you...
12:37I see...
12:38I see him.
12:42And that...
12:45Is as much as I can take right now.
12:47I'm sorry.
12:50Um...
12:51I know you...
12:51I know you don't know how to feel.
12:53I don't either.
12:56Um...
12:56But the fact you wrote me that letter...
12:58Means that you wanted me here.
13:02And I'm glad I came.
13:06Maybe if we stop pretending this isn't sad, then we could...
13:09Find a way of...
13:10Making it happier.
13:13He had a way with words too.
13:16So maybe it's...
13:18Just...
13:19Not the eyes, eh?
13:21Do I really look like him?
13:29Kind eyes.
13:30Just like you.
13:33If they were so kind, how did...
13:35How did this happen?
13:39I'm sorry he ended up the way he did.
13:44He...
13:45Made mistakes.
13:47But he didn't deserve to die.
13:52I only know what I've read.
13:54But I'm not my sister.
13:58And...
13:58That wasn't the sister I knew.
14:04Patrick!
14:06Denise!
14:07Open up!
14:09Okay, you just...
14:10Just stay here.
14:11Alright?
14:17Zoe?
14:18You need to go.
14:19Are you joking?
14:21Tommy just told her she met my son.
14:23Babe, you need to go home.
14:24Please.
14:25Zoe's true.
14:26How did you find him?
14:28How could you not tell me?
14:30Zoe, Zoe.
14:30Now is not the time.
14:31Not the time!
14:32He's my son!
14:33No.
14:35No, he's my son.
14:37Yeah, my Josh is in this house.
14:39Because he's agreed to meet Patrick, but...
14:42You know, he's not ready to meet you.
14:43So as his mum, I am asking you to go.
14:46Now.
14:49Look, don't make this any harder on him than the old lady is.
14:52Because this is as civil as I get.
14:57I'm sorry.
15:00I'm sorry.
15:14It's a little bit.
15:18It's a huge mess.
15:19It's a huge mess...
15:19You know, it's really hard to see her.
15:19Oh, I'm so tired now.
15:20There will be a few more faces.
15:20You have a few time when I come in here.
15:20I'm so tired.
15:20I am so tired.
15:21Now if I ate, I'm so tired.
15:22I'm like, you're very tired.
15:23You can stay away from my auntie.
15:23Come on, you're kind of, I'm tired.
15:49I'm just saying, I think it was a really nice dress of it.
15:52An unnecessary one. Listen, Vinny's made his bed and he can lie in it. We've got a final system.
15:58Yeah, and it's going to be harder to start if everyone's on a different side, look.
16:05Ziggy, the last thing we need is for a social worker to pick on this tension.
16:08We know that they've got to speak to him, don't we?
16:10How am I the bad guy here, eh? They've barely been together two minutes and she's already trapped him.
16:15She is running market trash and she's turning my little boy against me.
16:19Vinny, he could do so much better.
16:21Right, we both know that Vinny has been your little boy for far too long.
16:25Look, he just stood up for the mother of his baby.
16:29Look, I know that deep down you're scared to lose him, but you've raised a young man who's going to
16:33be a really, really good dad.
16:36And yeah, you might think that Penny's not good enough for him, but honestly, who is?
16:42You know, this child that we want to bring into our lives, whoever they might be and whenever that might
16:48be, they need to be placed in a family that's united.
16:51And if we're not united, then the social workers are just going to see now and they're just going to
16:54place him somewhere else.
16:55So, maybe it's time you pulled up a chair.
16:59Yeah.
17:00You are so annoying.
17:02I know.
17:06Right, I thought we'd do fish and chips and then ice cream.
17:09Chocolate chip?
17:10Yeah.
17:11Just the two of you there, was it?
17:13Uh, yeah.
17:15Yeah, unless you want to join us.
17:16No, no, no.
17:17Like I said, I'm not brushed off my feet.
17:20Just checking.
17:22All right, we won't be late.
17:24See you later.
17:24Bye.
17:28Oh.
17:29Hmm?
17:30Gorgeous, right?
17:31They're from that new little pop-up French store.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Lovely.
17:36Do you know what?
17:37I didn't actually recognise the place when I walked in.
17:40The landlord's done a really good job, hasn't he?
17:43Yeah.
17:43For once.
17:44And it's spotless too, so thanks, Bea.
17:47Oh, don't be silly.
17:47It's my pleasure.
17:48How's Aunty Caroline?
17:50Better.
17:52Nothing wrong with her mouth.
17:54Yeah, I didn't really want to overstay my welcome.
17:57Yeah, I know the feeling.
17:59Family's right.
18:02Yes, your dad told me about your new job.
18:06I'm not sure that I'm that happy about you working on a school night.
18:09Well, that's what I said.
18:11Sorry if I overstepped.
18:13It's just that Will's got his heart set on this trip.
18:16Right, Will?
18:17Promise I'll behave myself.
18:18No.
18:20Right, well, now that's sorted.
18:22I thought that I would do a little stir fry tonight.
18:26Well, no, cos Janet's going to stay with her mate, ain't ya?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah, and it's my turn to be with Nigel, but I thought me and you could go over together.
18:36Yeah.
18:37You don't know him, do you?
18:39Right, yeah.
18:40Of course.
18:41I'll make other plans.
18:43Give my love to.
18:45Nigel.
18:47Tommy must have heard Amy say something.
18:50I told her to keep it quiet.
18:52No, no, no, it's fine.
18:53Don't worry.
18:53Alright.
18:54It's...
18:54It's done now.
18:57You okay?
18:58I think I'm all family doubtful one day.
19:01I'm going to blow off some steam, get a drink, or five.
19:06Well, maybe we should just go home, decompress there.
19:09I can decompress at the bar, Mum.
19:10Don't worry.
19:13It was nice to meet you.
19:15I'll see you at home.
19:28Do you know what?
19:30Boy or girl, I hope they don't inherit your sad puppy dog eyes.
19:34Cause they'll get away from murder.
19:36What are you on about, Penn?
19:38I am fine.
19:38Come on, Ben.
19:39Did you really expect her to pull up a chair and split a bacon tarnia with me?
19:43You know your mum, she's as stubborn as a mule.
19:46What the...?
19:49I'm sorry.
19:51I don't want my grandchild being born into a broken family,
19:54and neither do I want to bring our own child up in one.
19:57So...
19:58From now on...
20:01Consider this a line draw.
20:04Yeah?
20:09See?
20:10That wasn't so hard, was it?
20:14Yeah.
20:15Are hallucinations a pregnancy symptom?
20:18Well, I told you it'd work out.
20:22Yeah, well...
20:23Technically, she only apologised to you.
20:32Solitaire?
20:33Yeah.
20:34Just close enough.
20:35Get him.
20:35I'm sorry you could play on my mind.
20:38Same, Jay.
20:39Same, Jay.
20:40Same, Jay.
20:42Cards?
20:45Well, you just have the...
20:46Oh, yeah.
20:48Oh, yeah.
20:55He looks settled, will he?
20:57Yeah.
20:57Happy?
20:59How am I?
21:02How am I?
21:03Sorry, I just...
21:05I'm waiting to get away from Bea.
21:10This is probably the only place where she can't follow us, isn't it?
21:13Come on.
21:15I'm not being funny, but what...
21:16What about getting a job for Will?
21:20What little gifts?
21:21I mean...
21:23It's over the top one.
21:26Our heart's in the right place there, Billy.
21:29Yeah.
21:30I suppose.
21:32I'm glad you're back then.
21:35Who needs a Bea when you've got honey, eh?
21:42How are you feeling?
21:47I've done my homework.
21:50Googling non-stop.
21:52It's pretty clear.
21:53I'm perimenopausal, Billy.
21:56The anxiety, the brain fog, the whole flushes.
21:59Sleeping for two hours at night.
22:01It's hard.
22:05But then there are...
22:08people that are...
22:09a lot worse off than you.
22:12Bless Nigel.
22:16Well...
22:18Tomorrow...
22:19we'll call up the doctor and get you checked out, eh?
22:24We'll do it.
22:25The two of us together, eh?
22:29Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Thanks.
22:34But it does need to be...
22:36just us.
22:37Yeah.
22:38For the minute.
22:40I'm gonna ask Bea to move out.
23:05Do you know how hard it is for me to not open for a banana pun?
23:08I mean, talk about a lot of hanging through it, am I right?
23:11Hm?
23:28Like...
23:28Um...
23:29Well, it's...
23:30my handiwork.
23:31And it's a mess, so...
23:32maybe.
23:33But...
23:34some threads we shouldn't pull, right?
23:38Let me guess.
23:41Trouble.
23:42Family trouble.
23:43Well, extended, anyway.
23:46Um...
23:50and luckily for you, you found the right shoulder to cry on.
23:55Or a boy to jump into bed with.
23:58Your choice.
24:01No!
24:03No, Oscar.
24:06You messed this up.
24:09Must as they give me advice this morning to open up.
24:14I guess I shouldn't have listened.
24:17Sorry.
24:20Hey, if my sister was around, I probably wouldn't listen to her either.
24:26Why don't you just buy us a couple of shots and try again, banana man?
24:31Who knows?
24:33Maybe...
24:33you'll end up listening to me.
24:45Right, there you go.
24:47That's your money in for the Amber.
24:48Thank you, darling.
24:49Right, Kath. See you in a bit.
24:50Cheers.
24:56Yes, Barb?
24:57You look happy.
24:58Yes, well.
24:59There is a 4K showing of Empire Strikes Back on tonight.
25:03Do you want to go?
25:04Well, mate, I'm not flush.
25:05Oh, no, that's all right.
25:06Mum gave me way too much for the tickets, anyway.
25:08We can even go all out and not smuggle our home suites.
25:11So, shall I book it?
25:13Yeah, yeah.
25:14Go on, mate, cool.
25:15It's an orange juice.
25:16Oh, yeah, cheers.
25:25Okay, so we agree on Timmy Shannon.
25:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:28Good.
25:29Then again, who wouldn't?
25:30Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:33So we've done studs, right?
25:36Let's dip into the sewing, shall we?
25:39Let me guess.
25:40Fashion school?
25:42Well, I just like making the best of things, I suppose.
25:45It's...
25:45My mum used to get my school uniform second-hand.
25:48She would sit and hem the trousers, sleeves,
25:50made sure we look tailor-made.
25:52We might be skin, but we don't have to look it.
25:55I mean, I'm still skin, but I try not to look it.
25:58Well, you look actually to me.
26:02So your mum, then, sounds like it's just the two of you.
26:07I know how that feels.
26:09Yeah, Dad died when I was a kid, and my sister, she moved out.
26:13So, yeah.
26:15Just us.
26:15Still is.
26:17Sorry.
26:18No, don't be sorry.
26:19My mum is like my heart and soul.
26:20And my dad.
26:22You know, even if he was just around for a few years, he was a good dad.
26:25That's better than what most people can say.
26:27Right?
26:30All right, well, what do you want to know?
26:33What do I do?
26:34And don't just say male model to butter me up, all right?
26:36You're already guaranteed a snob.
26:39I think, Oscar, that you've had your heart broken,
26:43and this is probably harder than you thought it was going to be.
26:49Okay.
26:53Yeah, less broken, more smashed to bits.
26:58My ex was a liar.
27:00Took advantage of everyone, especially me.
27:05So that's one book I'm done with.
27:07Sounds like a real bit of work.
27:08Oh, yeah.
27:11Well, here's to broken hearts, then.
27:14Cheers.
27:21And on that note, Oscar, I should probably go home.
27:28Sleep tight.
27:31Unless you've got a better offer.
27:34Um, well, there's, uh, McClunky's doing really good, Eric.
27:38Wait a minute.
27:39It's all this much.
27:40I'm like, you too, I'm sorry.
27:44I got this much.
27:45I'm sorry.
27:47You, I know.
27:47I'll do this much.
27:47Oh, yeah.
27:48Oh, yeah.
27:57Bye.
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