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00:00:00Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:53No, please!
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:04Thank you.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:01:59Are you kidding me, man?
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:13Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16Mi hermano ha estado en un coma durante dos años.
00:02:19No tenemos ni idea cuál es el enfermedad.
00:02:21Si alguien puede ayudarte a la curación,
00:02:22vamos a pagarle a ti handsomely.
00:02:24Elisander Armstrong.
00:02:25La familia de la militares básicamente
00:02:27owns todo el mercado global.
00:02:30Él es tan hodido.
00:02:32¿Quién viene con el dinero?
00:02:33Sí.
00:02:34Incluso se puede margarle a ti si puedes curar el dinero.
00:02:36Más dinero, fama, poder.
00:02:38Todo es tuyo.
00:02:44¿Estamos todavía moviendo adelante,
00:02:45Ms. Trixie?
00:02:46Sí.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment,
00:03:09so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:16when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:42That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What the...
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God
00:03:54because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh...
00:04:01I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains
00:04:06and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist,
00:04:59and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:05with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist
00:05:30doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging.
00:05:50There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients
00:05:54all over the world,
00:05:55but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods,
00:06:02and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him,
00:06:07there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond,
00:06:25and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer
00:06:40is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come.
00:06:49Put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer,
00:06:54I'll give them five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's going to save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo
00:07:23cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way
00:07:30into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing
00:07:39is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:53but I can see from all your faces
00:07:55that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:07and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here
00:08:13because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:08:21would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:24of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out,
00:08:38you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:46trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:48and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later
00:08:53if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail,
00:09:00I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:02mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay
00:09:10your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:15I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me
00:09:18when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero
00:09:33who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:35from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest
00:09:4530 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:51to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:55you couldn't find an ounce
00:09:57of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:01were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:35I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat
00:10:42can tell you everything
00:10:43that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in
00:10:47for licking my son!
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:51has a peanut allergy,
00:10:52and the condition he has
00:10:54is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that
00:10:59just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge
00:11:06of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of
00:11:09endo-cryo-
00:11:12What?
00:11:13What?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing
00:11:23when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this
00:11:28crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:30is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back
00:11:34to the homeless asylum
00:11:35where you came from
00:11:36if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does
00:11:40solve this medical mystery,
00:11:42what is the point
00:11:42as of doctors
00:11:43who have studied for years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have
00:11:49congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but
00:11:56if she just throws out
00:11:57a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:11:58one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again,
00:12:00there is no such thing
00:12:01as endo-cryo-
00:12:03What-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course,
00:12:06none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects
00:12:11those with both CHD
00:12:13and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are
00:12:15a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer
00:12:17than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all,
00:12:20you've hit the jackpot
00:12:21by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean,
00:12:26you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were
00:12:27actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just
00:12:31a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare
00:12:34to meet us
00:12:35who actually studied
00:12:36real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor
00:12:40to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went
00:12:43to the super circus
00:12:44instead.
00:12:45And now she's here
00:12:46putting on this clown show
00:12:48coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing
00:12:51if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed
00:12:54to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three
00:12:58incompetent doormats
00:12:59want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all
00:13:02should grow parts
00:13:03of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way,
00:13:05that condition is called
00:13:07anencephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed
00:13:09to mean?
00:13:09It means you're
00:13:10being schooled by me
00:13:11and I'm about to walk
00:13:12all over your
00:13:13medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him,
00:13:20we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't
00:13:25pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved
00:13:31more lives than
00:13:32all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate
00:13:34to get rid of
00:13:35your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie,
00:13:37don't risk your hands
00:13:39for them.
00:13:40There's too many
00:13:41lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save
00:13:51Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying
00:13:53on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been
00:14:01in a vegetative state
00:14:02for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me
00:14:09because you're scared
00:14:10I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not,
00:14:12if you save my son,
00:14:14I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:25my heir,
00:14:26marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this
00:14:27for the money
00:14:28or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping
00:14:31good people
00:14:32and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:35at exactly
00:14:36113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:14:38what for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad
00:14:43that she just wants a bath
00:14:44to wash the homeless stench
00:14:46off of her.
00:14:48this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly,
00:14:51even if you drown yourself
00:14:52in plastic surgery,
00:14:53you couldn't get rid
00:14:54of your own
00:14:55ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life
00:15:03at stake here
00:15:04and you're standing
00:15:05in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle
00:15:07of doctor
00:15:08when you're only
00:15:09capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting
00:15:11in my way
00:15:12or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling
00:15:15at the mouth
00:15:15very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left
00:15:38leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:44You don't deserve
00:15:45to call yourself
00:15:46a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see
00:15:54any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands
00:15:58can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing
00:16:01but poison.
00:16:03This bitch
00:16:03isn't good enough
00:16:04to take down
00:16:04the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have
00:16:06one of your antidotes
00:16:07on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved
00:16:10entire civilizations
00:16:11with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone,
00:16:14even the grim reaper
00:16:15can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed
00:16:34to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said
00:16:36even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way,
00:16:38angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call
00:16:42malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves
00:16:47a little punishment.
00:16:48Well,
00:16:49where's the jacuzzi
00:16:50I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want
00:16:56your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons
00:16:58of grandchildren,
00:16:59don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip,
00:17:06shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong,
00:17:12your family is the richest
00:17:13and most powerful
00:17:14in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really gonna let
00:17:17this hobo slut
00:17:18touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going
00:17:21in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want
00:17:24these drooling vultures
00:17:25to see your son naked,
00:17:27then sure,
00:17:28invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:31But I warn you,
00:17:32no funny business.
00:17:56You ought to join us,
00:17:59you're all going
00:17:59to meet you tomorrow.
00:17:59You have your son viene,
00:18:02you're all gonna vìена.
00:18:06You're all going
00:18:12to be the system.
00:18:12We watch
00:18:12you see your son.
00:18:13Oh,
00:18:20you're all going
00:18:22to get your son.
00:18:34¡Gracias!
00:19:13¡Gracias!
00:19:22Please sit right now, James, let's go.
00:19:24Just hold on me.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh my god.
00:19:35You know what it was.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted,
00:19:45otherwise we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let you go.
00:19:56i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:19:59ag раз
00:20:01ah
00:20:03you see that general, this isn't just a gull print and conwoman
00:20:06this is witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is
00:20:11this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her
00:20:15she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:20Oh, I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son James get the SWAT team. Yes, sir
00:20:30You regain consciousness
00:20:42Help me
00:20:48Something's wrong
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:21:09Sir the SWAT team is here captain Morales
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general Armstrong will break down
00:21:26that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32Right, right
00:21:34Rewrites the world
00:21:37No, no, no, no.
00:22:05No, no, no, no.
00:22:35Science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body...
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:37...is physically...
00:22:40You distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:46Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:58Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:05Fire!
00:23:21Those damascals.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:24It's not even a scratch.
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16But how could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:42It's poison gas.
00:25:45The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:16It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:46Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:13Oh.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a killer.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:57Thank you.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:20I mean, it's the goddess healer.
00:29:27Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old.
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words.
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:29:59And you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back.
00:30:49And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:07It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander, Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53I know she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:20I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:00So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:14I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:50with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:21And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right,
00:38:32who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:48She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53When hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean...
00:39:04We broadcast...
00:39:05that video of you?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:49while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:00Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Then let's roll.
00:40:29Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married,
00:40:35but in just one hour,
00:40:36my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:50Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a partay after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:03have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you the contract herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:22And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:30Even the first woman president
00:42:31will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:42Butch!
00:42:43Already cut ties with his ex,
00:42:44but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me.
00:42:50This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us,
00:42:56the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel all high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You, giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:18so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:19to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59You should make her sup.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you and girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:25That's why no man will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:31You're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:35Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:06This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts
00:45:19to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:46You must understand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:15And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security, lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first female president
00:47:56of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:07Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything one can dream of,
00:48:28but I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no, you stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting than you
00:48:42standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows if you've already started offering
00:48:47sexual services?
00:48:50Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother will never take you back.
00:48:56No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:01And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:20It's awesome.
00:49:21I do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:29Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:05or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm.
00:50:23This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:39It's...
00:50:43It's...
00:50:57It's...
00:50:57No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um...
00:51:01When did I become your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:12Really?
00:51:12It was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because you're a good man.
00:51:16Not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys, a lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:34that a man would die for.
00:51:37Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:43No man who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy Bob
00:51:48was willing to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a...
00:52:02I don't know, like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:05But don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:18You're a coward.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:31to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off with it
00:52:39because she's so kind.
00:52:40So you're going to do me the favor
00:52:41of never coming near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:49I'll...
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:08Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better
00:53:13about your salary?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:18looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:28since you've been out
00:53:29of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31to play some of some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask
00:53:47for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know that we shared
00:53:51a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:04Trixie, I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really,
00:54:20really good actor.
00:54:23Oscar worthy.
00:54:24Oscar worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:32Trixie, I know
00:54:33that you just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million
00:54:39previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:47This contains
00:54:48all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:51which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be pennies.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Lysander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:17well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore,
00:55:49will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:00Thanks.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here
00:56:22is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man
00:56:30in their right mind
00:56:31would marry
00:56:32that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care
00:56:36if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making
00:56:38this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that
00:56:40she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious
00:56:43woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother
00:56:51is the most powerful
00:56:52man on Earth.
00:56:53This is General
00:56:55Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if
00:57:04like the almighty
00:57:06General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:07would propose
00:57:08to a homeless prostitute
00:57:09like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes,
00:57:11the Armstrong family
00:57:12basically controlled
00:57:12the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone
00:57:17from the lowest rank
00:57:18of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22actors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:23enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes
00:57:35she could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:41She's utterly
00:57:43unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose
00:57:47of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't prefer
00:57:49violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself,
00:57:52but
00:57:54I'll let you
00:57:55do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead,
00:57:57Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please
00:58:06bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wiccan
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:14and pretend
00:58:15to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:44Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's in thin air.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:58What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:02you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:03And you yourself
00:59:04said that the Armstrong
00:59:05family owns
00:59:06the entire global
00:59:06stock market.
00:59:07Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:09Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're
00:59:14really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country.
00:59:20Trixie's marrying
00:59:21the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's gotta be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:38Sasa.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:47I know why
00:59:48you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so
00:59:51long, you don't know
00:59:51what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:56a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me or I'll have
01:00:02them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:08interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile and cruel
01:00:11and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:18trying to save the
01:00:19company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you a room
01:00:30full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32I'm fresh
01:00:33for the taking.
01:00:40I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:52but now you'd sell
01:00:53out other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get your
01:00:55company back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:03I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the
01:01:18president and she said
01:01:19your contract is not
01:01:20getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer
01:01:23herself.
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest
01:01:35honor anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto
01:01:39is,
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave the wrong,
01:01:43the left.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never
01:01:48let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about this
01:02:06washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:08break his arms.
01:02:09No one would even
01:02:10bat an eye.
01:02:10She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise that
01:03:45I'll get it resolved
01:03:46and we can focus
01:03:47on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiance.
01:03:55You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:50You don't get to
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:14Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written
01:05:25all over you,
01:05:26Isenander.
01:05:28Grandma.
01:05:31Meet my new fiance.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better
01:05:39than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew
01:05:41you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always
01:05:46been so much better
01:05:47than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining
01:05:49star in the sky
01:05:50and Marissa's
01:05:52like a roach
01:05:52in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling
01:05:55now.
01:05:55I'll drown you out
01:05:56with insults
01:05:57from my side.
01:05:57Right, Sam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections,
01:06:10no power.
01:06:11You can't compete
01:06:12against me
01:06:12even if you have
01:06:13one guy on your side
01:06:13who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable
01:06:15to fight dirty
01:06:16like you.
01:06:17So you're using
01:06:18defenseless lives
01:06:19as your shield
01:06:19because you know
01:06:20we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot
01:06:33all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:35Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single
01:06:55soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care
01:07:04what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her
01:07:06make a fool of me
01:07:07at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot
01:07:20I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you
01:07:23from messing
01:07:23with the wig hams.
01:07:24Take this
01:07:24Trixie and her family
01:07:25and get out of here.
01:07:26We're courted.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:28to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother
01:07:31are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury
01:07:34be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just
01:07:57reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting
01:07:59the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:00She
01:08:01the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you,
01:08:08Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See,
01:08:10I knew that you
01:08:11were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am
01:08:14just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me
01:08:16on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average
01:08:21homeless girl
01:08:22on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably
01:08:23holding out a supermagnet
01:08:25that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care
01:08:27for glory,
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch,
01:08:31not only have you
01:08:32betrayed me,
01:08:33but now you've
01:08:34hurt the innocent too.
01:08:35I will make you
01:08:36both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you
01:08:38to judge me
01:08:39for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm going to show you
01:08:47how the elite
01:08:48can trail board
01:08:48you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross
01:08:52the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line
01:09:07between life
01:09:09and death.
01:09:10Yo,
01:09:10was that
01:09:10extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit
01:09:13it looks pretty good,
01:09:14but I'll die
01:09:16before I believe
01:09:16that's magic.
01:09:18You're not
01:09:18the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman
01:09:21has many tricks
01:09:22up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but
01:09:25a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you
01:09:28cross the line
01:09:28and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left
01:09:34leaves the wrong
01:09:36for rest.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this
01:09:51the line between
01:09:51life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were
01:09:53just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's
01:10:00happening.
01:10:01Stop!
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:13What did you do
01:10:15to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just
01:10:19didn't want to heed
01:10:19my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you
01:10:21take him to the U.R.
01:10:23if you don't want
01:10:23your wedding to
01:10:24become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:28Are you not
01:10:29going to help
01:10:29your own brother?
01:10:30How was he
01:10:31able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must
01:10:33be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure
01:10:38of heart
01:10:38can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody
01:10:40take my brother
01:10:41to the hospital,
01:10:41please?
01:10:49You're so sore
01:10:50I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and
01:10:51hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us
01:10:54first.
01:10:55At first,
01:10:56I was really
01:10:57hurt by your
01:10:57betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come
01:10:59to realize
01:10:59your true colors
01:11:01are that of
01:11:01a snake
01:11:02and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa,
01:11:03thanks for taking
01:11:04this low life
01:11:05from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself
01:11:08for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone
01:11:11will want to marry you
01:11:12when you've got
01:11:12nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear
01:11:16odd and crazy
01:11:18clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead,
01:11:26Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:27and protective
01:11:29husband.
01:11:30You can daydream
01:11:31all you want
01:11:31now, Trixie,
01:11:32but when the
01:11:32presidential contract
01:11:33arrives,
01:11:34it'll hit you
01:11:35like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing
01:11:37but an ugly phony
01:11:37and I'm the queen
01:11:39of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you
01:11:42how it is I
01:11:42who has everything
01:11:43you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing
01:11:45on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president
01:11:51to get here
01:11:52immediately.
01:11:56Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President,
01:11:59I require
01:12:00your assistance.
01:12:01Yes,
01:12:02we'll be there
01:12:02immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just
01:12:12pretend to call
01:12:12the first woman
01:12:13president of the
01:12:14United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you
01:12:16were cheap,
01:12:16but I didn't know
01:12:17you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad
01:12:19I dumped you
01:12:20for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic,
01:12:22Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary,
01:12:23remind everyone
01:12:24how I have
01:12:25the presidential
01:12:25contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham
01:12:27is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone
01:12:28with the president
01:12:29earlier.
01:12:30Only the most
01:12:30important people
01:12:31have Madam
01:12:32President's
01:12:32direct line.
01:12:33You hear that,
01:12:35everyone?
01:12:35There is no way
01:12:37low-life Trixie
01:12:38could have called
01:12:39the president
01:12:39by herself.
01:12:41She's just
01:12:42a desperate phony
01:12:43who doesn't get
01:12:44enough male attention,
01:12:44so she's come here
01:12:45to play up
01:12:46her importance.
01:12:47No,
01:12:47my granddaughter
01:12:48would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time
01:12:51just to heal
01:12:52someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess
01:12:54healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really
01:12:56the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh my God.
01:13:03Oh, first,
01:13:06your boy toy actor
01:13:07pretends to be
01:13:07the war hero
01:13:08General Lysander
01:13:09Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you,
01:13:10Trixie,
01:13:11are pretending
01:13:11to be the goddess
01:13:12healer who gave
01:13:12me my presidential
01:13:13contract?
01:13:14Is this how
01:13:15the working class
01:13:16think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized
01:13:19how delusional
01:13:20they were.
01:13:21You can only dream
01:13:22of what you can
01:13:23never have
01:13:23while we rub our
01:13:24riches and privilege
01:13:26in their faces.
01:13:27Look,
01:13:27I don't know
01:13:28what circus school
01:13:29you went to,
01:13:29but you trying
01:13:30to make me jealous,
01:13:31Trixie,
01:13:31it ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just
01:13:33fake the...
01:13:36Yeah,
01:13:37but goddess healing
01:13:38power is legendary.
01:13:39It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie,
01:13:42you're an angel,
01:13:43but the goddess healing
01:13:45is beyond
01:13:45your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal
01:13:48her identity
01:13:49just to punish
01:13:49her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers
01:13:51be furious
01:13:51and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie,
01:13:56look,
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:58You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're
01:14:01a goddess or not,
01:14:02you did that.
01:14:04No matter what
01:14:04happens,
01:14:05you are a goddess
01:14:06to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against
01:14:08you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president
01:14:18arrives!
01:14:34Who dare
01:14:35cause ruckus
01:14:36in here?
01:14:40You're General
01:14:41Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait,
01:14:43what?
01:14:44He's actually
01:14:45General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No,
01:14:47no,
01:14:48we've been through
01:14:48this already once,
01:14:50okay?
01:14:50Right,
01:14:50Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor
01:14:53Trixie Hired
01:14:54pulled this weird
01:14:55stunt
01:14:55to try to
01:14:56bankrupt me,
01:14:57but you already
01:14:58confirmed with
01:14:58Madame President
01:14:59that I got the
01:15:00contract coming
01:15:01still,
01:15:01right?
01:15:01Yes,
01:15:02we all thought
01:15:03he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is,
01:15:06you're the war hero,
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:10and how dare you
01:15:11crash Miss Wickham's
01:15:12wedding?
01:15:13The moment you
01:15:14wake up,
01:15:14you fall under
01:15:15this vixen spell,
01:15:16and now you're
01:15:17attacking one of
01:15:18the most important
01:15:19allies to the
01:15:20president?
01:15:20So he is
01:15:22the general,
01:15:23but he's in
01:15:24trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice
01:15:27president knows me
01:15:28as an important
01:15:29ally to the
01:15:30nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if
01:15:31Trixie picked up
01:15:32some washed-up
01:15:33war hero?
01:15:34We got the
01:15:35VP and the
01:15:36president.
01:15:36On our side,
01:15:38you'll always
01:15:39be nothing,
01:15:40Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them,
01:15:43Vice President Langley,
01:15:44this is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped
01:15:47from your military
01:15:49honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess
01:15:55healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that,
01:15:59Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother
01:16:01is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly
01:16:03saved this country
01:16:04from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma
01:16:05for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for
01:16:07Miss Trixie,
01:16:08he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak
01:16:10another word
01:16:10and I will bring
01:16:11down your entire
01:16:12family,
01:16:13not just your
01:16:14brother.
01:16:15Kevin,
01:16:16it's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President,
01:16:19I've already given
01:16:19my life once
01:16:20for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem
01:16:22doing that again
01:16:23if it means
01:16:23protecting my
01:16:24fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest
01:16:27about one other
01:16:27thing, Mr. Vice
01:16:28President.
01:16:28I never gave a
01:16:29fuck about
01:16:31any damn
01:16:32titles.
01:16:34I truly saved
01:16:35a good man.
01:16:41I will not
01:16:42let you bring
01:16:42ruin to my
01:16:43fiance.
01:16:44And what can
01:16:45you do about
01:16:46it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice
01:16:47President,
01:16:47I have a swell
01:16:48idea.
01:16:49My biomedical
01:16:49company invented
01:16:50the latest line
01:16:51of poison darts
01:16:52for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it
01:16:54out on them.
01:16:57Hold on,
01:16:57Mr. Vice
01:16:58President,
01:16:58there's no way
01:16:59that you're
01:16:59taking this
01:16:59seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent
01:17:00civilian lives
01:17:01in danger?
01:17:02Despicable.
01:17:03What's more
01:17:04despicable is
01:17:04that you and
01:17:05your filthy
01:17:06companions are
01:17:07disrespecting
01:17:08power.
01:17:08Ms. Wickham,
01:17:10you can use
01:17:11full force
01:17:12on them.
01:17:13Did you hear
01:17:13that,
01:17:14boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait,
01:17:29that's the
01:17:29president.
01:17:32Oh!
01:17:34Oh!
01:17:35Oh!
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:37Oh!
01:17:50Oh my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry,
01:17:53Madame President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally
01:17:56aiming for Trixie,
01:17:57the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh,
01:18:01that's my new
01:18:01biomedical weapon,
01:18:03Madame,
01:18:03for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent
01:18:06civilian lives
01:18:07you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the
01:18:08uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot
01:18:10whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the
01:18:11presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power
01:18:13comes great
01:18:14responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the
01:18:16kind of dastardly
01:18:17creation you've made
01:18:18with the contract
01:18:19I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison
01:18:21and take it out
01:18:22of the president
01:18:22before it's too late!
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have
01:18:47that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be
01:18:49cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal!
01:18:56Don't worry,
01:18:57Madame President,
01:18:58we will arrest her
01:18:58and we'll throw her
01:18:59in prison!
01:19:00I'd be quiet
01:19:00if I were you
01:19:01because you're the one
01:19:02that would be going
01:19:03to prison once
01:19:03everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally
01:19:07came here to give me
01:19:08my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you,
01:19:23first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:56This foul weapon
01:19:58will not see
01:19:58the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need
01:20:00for a vaccine
01:20:01if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much
01:20:05of a goody two-shoes
01:20:06to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus
01:20:09here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth
01:20:11more to you
01:20:11than human lives.
01:20:12And that's something
01:20:14I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:16because I'm about
01:20:17to smite you.
01:20:20What are you gonna do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23and I just invented
01:20:25the best biomedical products
01:20:27in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me
01:20:29for that little mishap,
01:20:30right?
01:20:32Madame President,
01:20:33you've recovered now.
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's gonna give me
01:20:40my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her
01:20:47until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me,
01:20:55Madame President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be
01:20:56giving me the
01:20:57billion-dollar...
01:20:58You wish,
01:20:59you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman
01:21:04so vile,
01:21:05so ugly on the inside,
01:21:06it makes me wanna plummet.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying
01:21:10to punish these impostors
01:21:11for posing as
01:21:12the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16the goddess healing
01:21:17saved me and my son
01:21:19during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen
01:21:22the goddess healer
01:21:23herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:32Oh!
01:21:42What?!
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome,
01:21:48goddess.
01:21:54Uh, we, uh...
01:21:58Ahem.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:12Help those in need.
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means...
01:22:19The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an extra one.
01:22:38Sick.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:51Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came on to me, you hymbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:45You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55This is all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:58It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01You were rich.
01:24:03I'll send yourself out.
01:24:05Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:34Right now.
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
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