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07:16mel hey ron marley how are our perfect grandkids did you hear tori won her tournament he did we
07:25heard all about it congratulations we're so proud it's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32you should come to her next match invite us and we'll come oh i'm sorry
07:36we assumed your son had invited you it's fine tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture
07:43i told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50what chaos she didn't mean chaos pretty sure she did
07:56what chaos marley you know something i don't know i'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02no you're not
08:06i think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13she didn't mean any of that the way it sounded oh yes she did i guess what i meant was
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25these people are assholes there's no getting around that but you work in a profession that
08:31tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course and i know it sucks having to put on your suit
08:36and
08:36go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job but ultimately you and i are in sales coop
08:43sell ourselves you know what they say trading sucks sales swallows is there any way you could
08:48postpone this lecture i just ran into harvey ratner i will pay you to stop talking with what
08:55the ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new cio ratners i'm not
08:59dead yet am i i know it's not ideal but right now more than anything we need you back in
09:03the game
09:05i just need to take a beat you're already taking a beat you can't take a beat from taking a
09:11beat
09:11what are you worried about i paid your bill yes a brown bag of cash don't think that isn't keeping
09:18me up at night i need you back at work cool you need you back at work i think what
09:24i need
09:25is a little hiatus sure or and i'm just spitballing here maybe that will leave you well and truly
09:35fucked now is not the time for a hiatus now is the time for a solid low-level panic you
09:42heard
09:42massey god only knows how long this loss we will take nice of you to join us sorry sorry
09:48jesus head after oh no you know the old timers already beat us the first tee sorry i got waylaid
09:55by my fucking contractor you know if the man could work as fast as he bills me we'd have been
10:00done
10:00months ago our last renovation almost ended the marriage are you married i hadn't noticed fuck you
10:07how far over budget are you oh you mean there's a budget someone should tell my wife grace does have
10:12an eye tell me about it there brad did i hear you fired your housekeeper i had to my richard
10:21mill got
10:22stolen how do you know she took it i don't for sure but she was the only one who had
10:26access besides she
10:27was getting way too comfortable it's a good excuse to you know bring in some new blood that watch is
10:38a
10:38serious piece of hardware any chance it might be recovered maybe if the cops gave a shit which they
10:43don't the detective thinks i just misplaced it like like i'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million
10:50dollar watch so you told the cops yeah i needed a police report for the insurance nice so you're covered
11:01sure i will get a fat check but it's a limited edition piece irreplaceable lisa has an uncle
11:08works in the diamond district you can probably get it for you on the gray market you can ask her
11:12about it mel's birthday i think gordy
11:17what guys i'm invited that's fine seriously yes you see
11:25there you go barney
11:35hey
11:35hey do you look up here these days now report oh yeah let me pull it up
11:54well thank you
11:57you you you owe me it's your turn yeah
12:04i said i don't know what to do
12:09all right we cover the tables at the bar the dance floor over the pool so we'll do a whole
12:13indoor
12:14outdoor thing with seating for 150. what can we do about that we have comfort months don't ask
12:19hey come on we gotta hit all four floors here i want a full permethrin spread i want vinegar seals
12:25the
12:25worst okay we could do a flower wall hide that whole section or we could build a board wrap of
12:32some kind
12:34what do you think notorious why not both more is more i know more is more
12:39what's going on here hey it's the almost birthday girl you weren't supposed to be home yet
12:46melanie jane rubin rubin catering an event nice to meet you nice to meet you told you i didn't want
12:52a party i don't sorry okay hey hey come on mom you can't cancel now nanomhops are going to be
12:58so
12:59disappointed you called my parents in boca it was going to be a surprise i'm finding out my parents
13:04are not coming here why not but come on it's gonna be great mom dan is totally not racist
13:09anymore remember that uber driver she told us mom that's why i'm calling that is that that is not
13:15happening oh good okay go go she'll come around that's what my dad said i'm sorry about this i think
13:26nick nick and i just um had a miscommunication well i can tell you he is going all out for
13:35you
13:36i wish my husband would think more like him oh how long have you two been married
13:51a lot of shopping bags in your closet half of them are returns oh and lily needed a new saddle
13:57and equipment for horseback riding what's wrong with her old saddle this one's for dressage apparently
14:02our daughter has a very strong seat oh i know it's a compliment but it just sounds like an insult
14:12why what's wrong i think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending
14:18just for a little while hey are we okay no we're just a little cash crunch we're fine good
14:27because um we can always return the spectre
14:34or um i don't know i guess i could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:48better
14:55let me see it on again oh no no
15:14who is jack black
15:20hey want to watch a movie
15:24no gig tonight private event come on we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films you know
15:32there's no literal dragons in any of those movies right that's disappointing what is sos
15:39are you using your chest as a bowl yeah that's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47disgusting disgusting what the fuck is that probably mom with a vacuum cleaner
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions worse than the kids coming who's alice cooper
16:07what are you doing here i need to talk to you
16:15i shouldn't be here and yet here you are massey's in jack's pocket what massey was in jack's office
16:21today yeah i gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me he's my lawyer
16:26this didn't
16:27look like that what did it look like like massey's in jack's pocket there are laws against that did you
16:33pay a retainer sign a contract you said it could back to me shit are you sure think of everything
16:40you
16:40know about jack and massey
16:45hire someone else yeah i really wish you wouldn't
16:52what's jack giving you what for all this what's jack giving you what
16:58a higher floor tracks you'd fire me if you knew i was here i know i appreciate it
17:07i'm gonna go
17:11well uh thank you for coming by you must be wishing you never met me oh
17:20it was a fun weekend
17:25it was
17:57it was
18:00who was that
18:01fucking everybody what's going on with you
18:13god
18:16give me a second
18:18yeah hey ready
18:23yeah uh yeah i mean sure okay i'll i'll be right there great
18:34i gotta go
18:43when elena said she wanted to be partners it turned out she meant immediately so now i would be committing
18:48felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife which if nothing else was a
18:52pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control on the other
18:57hand it was never a bad thing to have some backup it was never a bad thing to have some
19:00backup hey
19:01what car is this snakes or errands
19:06nice touch
19:09what's that what's that wi-fi jammer
19:12kills the cameras you've got gear right tool for the right job
19:38are you sure about this
19:39are you sure about this are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about the jewelry not about the panther it's from her ex-husband audrey told me that she
19:51kept it out of spite in a divorce she never wears it how does she know that audrey knows everything
19:56turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing and there was almost nothing about us that
20:01they didn't know they were a social network like any other supporting each other covering for each
20:06other spreading information like currency across the neighborhood these women moving quietly and
20:11unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in whatsapp groups and weekly card games
20:21and elena she was at the center of it all
20:26we did four jobs in two weeks all surgical all clean all thanks to elena everything was where she
20:32said it would be and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while if ever
21:07but the lye had been a very well known and what her name meant to be the other team it
21:07would live
21:07but it turns out that uh this is a great job of being a very powerful and supportive movement
21:07and the one that did not even develop a lot of work has beenoring for many times
21:07so it is a great job of being able to bring it out for people to get paid foretold
21:07but it is really important to get your job to be able to do
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:06Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15What's a family dinner?
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:25Hey.
22:27Hey.
22:28Hey.
22:29Hey.
22:31Hey, Johnny.
22:32Hey, Johnny.
22:35No te pasen.
22:37You said George Clooney.
22:39Tu novio?
22:40No, I turned to be novio.
22:41Cook.
22:42This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How do you do?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business, Associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No.
23:07No way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit, and it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like
23:11this.
23:12Okay.
23:12Just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know, and I would never have supported
23:17this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved involved.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué tú estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pillan, Echo es una abogada de su trato.
23:35A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece, sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo de Chivo.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:05Tú debes hablar con Chivo.
24:09Cinco mil por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:15¿Cómo se puede?
24:17I get paid in cash.
24:18Up front.
24:19¿Qué?
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally, so maybe we could put a pin in that,
24:24and maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38i thought i saw a dominican republic flag back at your cousin's house is that where you're from
24:42yeah when did you move here i was uh 23 my parents wanted to get me away from some bad
24:51influences oh what kind of bad influences keeping it vague huh what does it matter i've been here 12
25:01years and look at me now robbing houses with a banker it's a hedge fund but whatever you can use
25:09a housekeeper i have a service it comes twice a week oh oh getting ripped off so you know you
25:20never
25:20did tell me why you didn't turn me in that night at nicks i wanted in well yeah but why
25:29i mean look if we're gonna be partners we might as well know at least this about each other
25:36i've been cleaning houses 10 years i know women who've been doing it into their 70s
25:40and for what what do they get
25:46at a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut is a bigger crime than the actual
25:51crime but what's the end game bringing my parents here for starters i know an immigration lawyer might
25:57be able to help with that you make it sound like all i have to do is sign the right
26:00forms
26:02there's a lot of money to get them here takes even more money to keep them here and
26:07giving them a life fair enough and then there's jivo getting in trouble faster than i can get him out
26:14you wouldn't understand i don't know if you're right about that
26:18i just moved my sister in with me in here yeah and you're okay with that yeah i mean you
26:24know i don't
26:25know you get used to living with people there's a presence even if they're not in the same room or
26:32for a sleep empty house just feels different more like a tomb you know and then you start looking
26:40for any excuse to not come home and that i can tell you from personal experience leads to some very
26:45poor decisions i should get your money
27:06you're cut from the last two jobs
27:11you're gonna count it
27:15i trust you no you don't not yet anyway
27:19i'm gonna count it when i get home that's what i would do
27:27thanks for a vehicle
27:32you sure about hector are you sure about any of this
27:39okay so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up next week
27:45i would have been married 11 years
27:49were you tempted to reach out to bruce again no
27:56i do wonder what he would have gotten me
28:00as a steel anniversary or turquoise the internet is divided
28:06how did it feel in your body to think about that
28:13heavy in my legs like i'm stuck in the mud
28:21i heard hold me now by the thompson twins on the radio on my way to a gag
28:25that was supposed to be our wedding song and um
28:31and i got through the whole thing this time
28:33usually i have to cut it off after the first verse
28:38and did you make it to the gig i did
28:44and they offered me a regular slot
28:47that's terrific how did andy react he must have been proud
28:52i haven't i haven't told him i haven't told anyone
28:55sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art
29:00you're rewarded for it can you let yourself celebrate that
29:06historically uh things don't go so well when i celebrate
29:10let's talk about that
29:13elena picked a target and hector came through with our first five thousand dollar alarm code
29:18three two four two three oh come on come on
29:28after my man you could sound a little less surprised
29:32i'm sorry it's just a little nerve-wracking
29:37elena is there a dog here died last month they made lorelei handle the burial thank god
29:42i mean not thank god that's awful god handle the burial that's rough no pun intended
29:53how does that compare to what uh nick makes you do oh that's easy because he's barely home
29:58anymore yeah thanks for that sorry but isn't this bitter act getting a little old you're telling me
30:04you never cheated on anybody never wow really i could sound a little less surprised
30:13okay i think i found it okay so we're looking for anything or mess
30:17mrs hicks sales associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season birkin colorway so she's
30:23too offended to wear any of the bags anything on the island is fair deal
30:28there's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the hermes birkin
30:32named after singer actress jane birkin they're handcrafted in france by an elusive cabal of
30:37craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques using only the highest-end leather
30:42exotic animal skins stitching and hardware the birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag
30:47collection the rub is you can't simply walk into an hermes boutique and buy one you've got to play
30:53the hermes game which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories aka birkin bait
30:58just to get waitlisted for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag
31:03and you thought hedge funds were what the fuck is that there's another alarm why the
31:08fuck is there another alarm hello uh try the house code there's no fucking keypad where do i find a
31:14keypad do you know it's got to be there somewhere wait wait wait i got it i got it i
31:17got it hold on
31:18hold on hold on hold on holy shit
31:22coop it's not working it's not working
31:25coop it's not what do i do get out of there
31:33what kind of security system is this
31:37jesus christ
31:44coop where are you get out here yeah i don't think i can do that why not because they got
31:49another dog
31:50i don't
31:52i don't
31:53you want trees
32:11I'm coming up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have the choice.
32:23Cool?
32:24Leave it.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go run east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
33:04Oh, there are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:10Yeah, fuck.
33:12Okay, okay.
33:15Okay.
33:28Oh, fucking earpiece.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:52Coop?
33:53Hello?
33:55Hello?
34:07Let's go.
34:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Try to let's, try to let's.
34:20Okay, try to let's.
34:22Try to let's go.
34:22Try to let's go.
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:39Where the fuck are we?
34:57Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:06I just have to do my makeup.
35:17So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah, sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:28Perfect.
35:32Perfect.
35:34Perfect.
35:52Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:56Happy birthday.
35:58Beautiful.
36:00Um, bar.
36:02But, none of those justice here.
36:03Oh, now, but, none.
36:04But, not, none.
36:05You're going to say that.
36:07Oh.å…’
36:08high. Oh.
36:11Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:19Babe. A
36:20melatini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really
36:24want a bakın martini. Very dirty.
36:26that's what the melatini is I mean what you like babe hey girl oh my god we're both fire signs
36:36really yeah we're more into enneagrams here you mean like word games uh yeah yeah sure
36:49hey Sam Paul could you give us a minute we're here first
36:57did you get my voicemails anything you have to say can go through our lawyers God knows we pay them
37:01enough I pay them enough you can afford it unless Misty is spending you out of house and home
37:06can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova yeah it doesn't have to be like
37:09this
37:12oh you should go back up there it looks like they're proving your girlfriend at the bar
37:22ladies bye Paul
37:48what the fuck how did Hector not know about the second alarm they gotta be from the same
37:52company he didn't know what he was looking for for five grand you better fucking know can you sit
37:55down you're making it worse where's your first aid kit I don't have one okay do you have vodka
38:01in the freezer give me a phone I'm gonna order the rest on board ash okay I need your face
38:15why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes oh my god it's complicated okay how do you know
38:21Samantha Levitt why does everybody know everybody in this town of course everyone fucking knows
38:25everyone is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's no Paul is just a dick okay can
38:30help me please drop this ready yeah we gotta be more careful people are gonna hear about this
38:45about you and Sam no about me being chased by police and a dog it'll pass yeah so this looks
38:55more like a
38:56scratch than a full-on bite but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this it'll be
39:00fine what are we gonna do about Hector I'll straighten on Hector okay okay you know what I'll be fine
39:07I'll be
39:07fine I gotta go I'm gonna be late late late to what Mel's birthday party I gotta change are you
39:15serious
39:15please you're a complicated guy cool I know sometimes I don't understand myself
39:21another shot with it bad bitch oh okay that's my girl
39:41happy birthday Millie happy birthday Millie thank you for coming of course I wouldn't miss it
39:47please we haven't seen you in forever you do not age you look amazing oh of course she looks amazing
39:53yeah she doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her tits I apologize in advance for anything they
39:59may say at any point tonight please don't leave don't fuck yourself up fuck you oh shit did somebody
40:09miss their nap time
40:31you know I am the one my own energy I'm going in my way yeah
40:42I am the one my own energy I am the one my own energy I am the one my own
40:43energy I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:43one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:57one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:57one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:58one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:58one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:58one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
40:59one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
41:00one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
41:02one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the one I am the
41:07one
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:24Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52Dad, all you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Hey, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, it made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:48Oh, hey.
43:49Hey, you came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Now, you want all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello, Justin.
44:14Yeah, you came here.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Where is Mel?
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Woo.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:35You got it, you got it, you got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on, come on.
44:41Yay!
44:44Happy birthday!
44:46Yes, you got it.
44:48I love you.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:01Woo!
45:01Woo!
45:02Woo!
45:03Woo!
45:03Don't you hit me, it's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you, because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:30Woo!
45:31Woo!
45:32Woo!
45:32Woo!
45:33Woo!
45:33Woo!
45:33Woo!
45:37Woo!
45:37Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:39Why don't you say something?
45:40Woo!
45:41Woo!
45:41Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:44Woo!
45:46Woo!
45:46Woo!
45:46Woo!
45:47Woo!
45:48Woo!
45:49Woo!
45:49Woo!
45:49Woo!
45:50Woo!
45:51Woo!
45:51Woo! Woo!
45:53Woo! Woo!
45:54Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:24Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:35Nick, strong ass Jim.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the, sorry, from
46:47the DJ.
46:51So, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture pinned to my wall, an image of you and of me, and we're laughing.
47:33We're loving it all.
47:38But look at our lives now, all tattered and torn.
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cry.
47:53Until dawn.
47:56Oh, hold me now.
48:00Oh, my heart.
48:05Stay with me.
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:31What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:38Hey.
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage.
48:51You never once asked me that.
48:55Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had.
49:02Huh.
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though.
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room.
49:19Oh, great!
49:22Please, don't worry about him now.
49:24Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it.
49:25Tell that to your mother.
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent.
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you.
49:35Maybe she's right.
49:38Maybe we are fucking up her kids.
49:40Well, she would know she set the industry standard of terrible parenting.
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay.
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up.
49:49But please, give yourself a break.
49:54Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so...
50:14who's awesome.
50:14To answer your question, I'm not okay.
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore.
50:25I'm numb
50:25all the time
50:29I miss moments
50:30I can't ever get back
50:31every day
50:32moments with the kids
50:35my patients
50:36my god
50:38I'm a terrible
50:38fucking therapist
50:39right now
50:40you're not a terrible therapist
50:42no no
50:42trust me
50:43you're not there
50:45maybe it's not enough
50:46I fuck up our kids
50:47I gotta fuck up
50:48everybody else's kids too
50:49no it's good to have goals
51:01it feels like
51:02I've been angry
51:02for so long
51:03I thought I was angry
51:04at you
51:04but
51:05now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17you hide it very well
51:18I don't
51:30you ask if I love you
51:34well what could I say
51:38you know that I do
51:43and this is just one of those
51:46games that you play
51:48so I'll sing you a new song
51:54please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08hold on
52:11and hold me now
52:14oh
52:16warm my heart
52:21stay with me
52:25let a loving start
52:28let a loving start
52:31oh
52:32hold me now
52:34oh
52:37warm my heart
52:41stay with me
52:46let a loving start
52:49let a loving start
52:51oh
52:52hi
52:53hi
53:03damn it
53:04damn it
53:10probably should get that fast
53:12it's on the list
53:13hold me now
53:15hold me now
53:18hold me now
53:19hold me now
53:19hold my heart
53:20oh my heart
53:22stay with me
53:27let a loving start
53:30let a loving start
53:32oh
53:33oh
53:34oh
53:34oh
53:34oh
53:35oh
53:35oh
53:36oh
53:36oh
53:36oh
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