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07:16mel hey ron marley how are our perfect grandkids did you hear tori won her tournament he did we
07:25heard all about it congratulations we're so proud it's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32you should come to her next match invite us and we'll come oh i'm sorry
07:36we assumed your son had invited you it's fine tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture
07:43i told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50what chaos she didn't mean chaos pretty sure she did
07:56what chaos marley you know something i don't know i'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02no you're not
08:06i think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13she didn't mean any of that the way it sounded oh yes she did i guess what i meant was
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25these people are assholes there's no getting around that but you work in a profession that
08:31tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course and i know it sucks having to put on your suit
08:36and
08:36go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job but ultimately you and i are in sales coop
08:43sell ourselves you know what they say trading sucks sales swallows is there any way you could
08:48postpone this lecture i just ran into harvey ratner i will pay you to stop talking with what
08:55the ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new cio ratners i'm not
08:59dead yet am i i know it's not ideal but right now more than anything we need you back in
09:03the game
09:05i just need to take a beat you're already taking a beat you can't take a beat from taking a
09:11beat
09:11what are you worried about i paid your bill yes a brown bag of cash don't think that isn't keeping
09:18me up at night i need you back at work cool you need you back at work i think what
09:24i need
09:25is a little hiatus sure or and i'm just spitballing here maybe that will leave you well and truly
09:35fucked now is not the time for a hiatus now is the time for a solid low-level panic you
09:42heard
09:42massey god only knows how long this loss we will take nice of you to join us sorry sorry
09:48jesus head after oh no you know the old timers already beat us the first tee sorry i got waylaid
09:55by my fucking contractor you know if the man could work as fast as he bills me we'd have been
10:00done
10:00months ago our last renovation almost ended the marriage are you married i hadn't noticed fuck you
10:07how far over budget are you oh you mean there's a budget someone should tell my wife grace does have
10:12an eye tell me about it there brad did i hear you fired your housekeeper i had to my richard
10:21mill got
10:22stolen how do you know she took it i don't for sure but she was the only one who had
10:26access besides she
10:27was getting way too comfortable it's a good excuse to you know bring in some new blood that watch is
10:38a
10:38serious piece of hardware any chance it might be recovered maybe if the cops gave a shit which they
10:43don't the detective thinks i just misplaced it like like i'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million
10:50dollar watch so you told the cops yeah i needed a police report for the insurance nice so you're covered
11:01sure i will get a fat check but it's a limited edition piece irreplaceable lisa has an uncle
11:08works in the diamond district you can probably get it for you on the gray market you can ask her
11:12about it mel's birthday i think gordy
11:17what guys i'm invited that's fine seriously yes you see
11:25there you go barney
11:35hey
11:35hey do you look up here these days now report oh yeah let me pull it up
11:54well thank you
11:57you you you owe me it's your turn yeah
12:04i said i don't know what to do
12:09all right we cover the tables at the bar the dance floor over the pool so we'll do a whole
12:13indoor
12:14outdoor thing with seating for 150. what can we do about that we have comfort months don't ask
12:19hey come on we gotta hit all four floors here i want a full permethrin spread i want vinegar seals
12:25the
12:25worst okay we could do a flower wall hide that whole section or we could build a board wrap of
12:32some kind
12:34what do you think notorious why not both more is more i know more is more
12:39what's going on here hey it's the almost birthday girl you weren't supposed to be home yet
12:46melanie jane rubin rubin catering an event nice to meet you nice to meet you told you i didn't want
12:52a party i don't sorry okay hey hey come on mom you can't cancel now nanomhops are going to be
12:58so
12:59disappointed you called my parents in boca it was going to be a surprise i'm finding out my parents
13:04are not coming here why not but come on it's gonna be great mom dan is totally not racist
13:09anymore remember that uber driver she told us mom that's why i'm calling that is that that is not
13:15happening oh good okay go go she'll come around that's what my dad said i'm sorry about this i think
13:26nick nick and i just um had a miscommunication well i can tell you he is going all out for
13:35you
13:36i wish my husband would think more like him oh how long have you two been married
13:51a lot of shopping bags in your closet half of them are returns oh and lily needed a new saddle
13:57and equipment for horseback riding what's wrong with her old saddle this one's for dressage apparently
14:02our daughter has a very strong seat oh i know it's a compliment but it just sounds like an insult
14:12why what's wrong i think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending
14:18just for a little while hey are we okay no we're just a little cash crunch we're fine good
14:27because um we can always return the spectre
14:34or um i don't know i guess i could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:48better
14:55let me see it on again oh no no
15:14who is jack black
15:20hey want to watch a movie
15:24no gig tonight private event come on we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films you know
15:32there's no literal dragons in any of those movies right that's disappointing what is sos
15:39are you using your chest as a bowl yeah that's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47disgusting disgusting what the fuck is that probably mom with a vacuum cleaner
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions worse than the kids coming who's alice cooper
16:07what are you doing here i need to talk to you
16:15i shouldn't be here and yet here you are massey's in jack's pocket what massey was in jack's office
16:21today yeah i gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me he's my lawyer
16:26this didn't
16:27look like that what did it look like like massey's in jack's pocket there are laws against that did you
16:33pay a retainer sign a contract you said it could back to me shit are you sure think of everything
16:40you
16:40know about jack and massey
16:45hire someone else yeah i really wish you wouldn't
16:52what's jack giving you what for all this what's jack giving you what
16:58a higher floor tracks you'd fire me if you knew i was here i know i appreciate it
17:07i'm gonna go
17:11well uh thank you for coming by you must be wishing you never met me oh
17:20it was a fun weekend
17:25it was
17:57it was
18:00who was that
18:01fucking everybody what's going on with you
18:13god
18:16give me a second
18:18yeah hey ready
18:23yeah uh yeah i mean sure okay i'll i'll be right there great
18:34i gotta go
18:43when elena said she wanted to be partners it turned out she meant immediately so now i would be committing
18:48felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife which if nothing else was a
18:52pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control on the other
18:57hand it was never a bad thing to have some backup it was never a bad thing to have some
19:00backup hey
19:01what car is this snakes or errands
19:06nice touch
19:09what's that what's that wi-fi jammer
19:12kills the cameras you've got gear right tool for the right job
19:38are you sure about this
19:39are you sure about this are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about the jewelry not about the panther it's from her ex-husband audrey told me that she
19:51kept it out of spite in a divorce she never wears it how does she know that audrey knows everything
19:56turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing and there was almost nothing about us that
20:01they didn't know they were a social network like any other supporting each other covering for each
20:06other spreading information like currency across the neighborhood these women moving quietly and
20:11unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in whatsapp groups and weekly card games
20:21and elena she was at the center of it all
20:26we did four jobs in two weeks all surgical all clean all thanks to elena everything was where she
20:32said it would be and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while if ever
20:42so
20:46it's
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting...
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood,
22:02so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:06Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15What's a family dinner?
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:23Hello.
22:25Hi.
22:27Hey, I thought you were going to have to come.
22:30Oh.
22:32Hey, Charlie.
22:32Stay crazy.
22:34Hey, Charlie.
22:35No, you're going to have to pass it.
22:37This is George Clooney.
22:39Is it your boyfriend?
22:40No, I didn't have my boyfriend.
22:41Cook.
22:42This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo. How do you do?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:49You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No. This is my business, associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No, no way. I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay. Just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:16And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved in both.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué tú estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo. No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pidan, Eko es un abogado que hace un trato.
23:35A ti te deportan. Punto. Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece, sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo del chivo.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:05Tú debes hablar conchigo.
24:09$5,000 por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:17I got paid in cash, up front.
24:19Okay.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally, so maybe we could put a pin in that and
24:24maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:27Can you...
24:38I thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:47I was, uh, 23.
24:48My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:04It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12Comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know, you never did tell me why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:23I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah, but why?
25:29I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners, we might as well know at least this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point, it feels like not taking the shortcut is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:52Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here, for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like all I have to do is sign the right forms.
26:02Takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:03Takes even more money to keep them here.
26:05And giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room or if they're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience, leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You don't want to count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm going to count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, group.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up.
27:43Ah, next week.
27:45I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Are you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me.
28:00It was a steel anniversary.
28:02Or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:20I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gag.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:29And, um...
28:31And I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:40And did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:43And?
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:54Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate it.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:13Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:19Two, four, two, three.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, sorry.
29:32It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God, that's awful.
29:46God, handle the burial?
29:48That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what Nick makes you do?
29:56Oh, that's easy.
29:57Because he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah, thanks for that.
30:00Shit, sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow, really?
30:07You sound a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay, so we're looking for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicksdale's associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkin colorways
30:22so she's too offended to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair to do.
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birkin,
30:32named after singer-actress Jane Birkin.
30:34They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old
30:39equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware,
30:45the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one.
30:52You've got to play the Hermes game.
30:54Which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories,
30:57a.k.a. Birkin bait,
30:59just to get wait-listed for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:04And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm?
31:08Why the fuck is there another alarm?
31:10Hello?
31:10Uh, try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad.
31:13Where do I find a keypad?
31:14Do you know?
31:15It's got to be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:19Holy shit.
31:22Coop?
31:23It's not working.
31:24It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck, it's not...
31:27What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:33What the fuck kind of security system is this?
31:38Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you?
31:45Get out of here.
31:46Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51I don't.
31:53Hey.
31:55Hi.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:12Coming up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have the choice.
32:23Cool?
32:24Leave it.
32:30Take the back.
32:37Fuck.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go run east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
32:55I don't know where you're going.
33:04Look, there are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:10Fuck.
33:12Okay.
33:13Okay.
33:15Okay.
33:18Oh, my God.
33:24Oh, my fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey, hey.
33:38I got my hands.
33:39Come back.
33:40Come on.
33:40Come on.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46I can hear you.
33:47Stop.
33:52Coop?
33:53Hello?
34:07Let's go.
34:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Let's go.
34:19Let's go.
34:20Okay, let's go.
34:22Let's go.
34:23Let's go.
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:58Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What?
35:04You're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:17So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:24Sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling.
35:27Perfect.
35:35Happy birthday.
35:35Oh, my God.
35:49I'm so sweet.
35:51There you are.
35:53Happy birthday!
35:54Happy birthday!
35:56Happy birthday!
35:57How are you?
35:58It's beautiful.
35:59It's beautiful.
36:00Um, bar.
36:02Yeah.
36:02Oh, now?
36:03Yeah.
36:04Oh, sorry.
36:04Oh, you're going to see it.
36:07Oh.
36:08Drive your car.
36:10Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:19A melatini.
36:21It's a nice signature drink.
36:22Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26Yeah, that's what the melatini is.
36:28I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh, my God!
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:36Really?
36:37Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh...
36:43Yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Don't worry.
36:46I mean...
36:48Okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53Matt, you're here first.
36:54Matt, you're here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is banning you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh.
37:13You should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're proving a girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:22Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for, okay?
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fucking know.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay.
38:01Do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on board, Ash.
38:06Oh, fucker.
38:06Look, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course.
38:24Everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nix?
38:28No.
38:28Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:41Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on it.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for the bad bitch.
39:23To be able to have trouble, please.
39:25And see if I'm Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28Grown ass doll.
39:29Line him up.
39:30Strong.
39:30And here we go.
39:32Sweet.
39:34Happy birthday.
39:35Happy birthday.
39:40Happy birthday.
39:41Happy birthday.
39:43Happy birthday, Mellie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47We haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her.
39:56They're her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please, don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay, let's stand.
40:16Oh, come on.
40:17Right there, girl, there.
40:18Right there, girl, there.
40:20Right there, girl, there.
40:21Right there, girl, there.
40:23I'm gonna take it, get what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want, cause I like
40:27it.
40:28I walk and touch the room, got all eyes on me.
40:31You know I am the one, my own energy.
40:36I want it my way, yeah.
40:55So, what's this?
40:57I've been in for years of teaching.
40:58So, what's this?
41:00They're over here, man, that...
41:02It's just sort of...
41:03Oh, that's...
41:04You have to like...
41:06Oh, what are you doing?
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you?
41:15Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your
42:51arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22You made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Oh.
43:48Hey.
43:49Hey.
43:50You came.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight.
43:57For my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:03Well, I went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:12Hey.
44:14Yeah, you came, Mel.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16News, Mel.
44:17Hey.
44:19Where are you, Mel?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:40You'll see.
45:41I don't know.
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:25Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick!
46:33Nick.
46:36Strong ass gym.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the DJ.
46:51So, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House if you are so inclined.
47:14Here we go.
47:19I have a picture.
47:25Pinned to my wall.
47:27An image of you and me, and we're laughing.
47:33We're loving it all.
47:38But look at our lives now.
47:42All tattered and torn.
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cry until dawn.
47:56Oh, hold me now.
48:00Oh, my heart.
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:38Hey.
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage.
48:51You never once asked me that.
48:54Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had.
49:02Oh.
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though.
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room.
49:19Oh, great.
49:22Please, don't worry about him now.
49:24Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it.
49:25Tell that to your mother.
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent.
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you.
49:35Maybe she's right.
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids.
49:41Well, she would know.
49:41She set the industry standard of terrible parenting.
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay.
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up.
49:49But please, give yourself a break.
49:54Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so...
50:00Yeah.
50:10Um...
50:14To answer your question...
50:15I'm not okay.攝
50:20Hahahah影片 Nothing feels
50:20real to me anymore.
50:25I'm numb
50:25All the time
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back
50:31Every day
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My god I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now
50:40You're not a terrible therapist
50:42No no trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46They fuck up our kids
50:47They gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too
50:49No it's good to have goals
51:01It feels like I've been angry for so long
51:03I thought I was angry at you
51:04But now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17You hide it very well
51:18I don't
51:30You ask if I love you
51:34Well what could I say
51:38You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:04Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08And hold me now
52:16Warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:25Stay with me
52:27Let a loving start
52:28Let a loving start
52:31Oh hold me now
52:34Oh warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:44Let a loving start
52:49Let a loving start
52:51Oh
52:52Hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get that fast
53:12It's on the list
53:13It's on the list
53:13It's on the list
53:14It's on the list
53:17It's on the list
53:19Oh my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:27Let a loving start
53:30Let a loving start
53:32Whoa
53:33Whoa
53:34Aum.
54:04Aum.
54:34Aum.
55:06Aum.
55:34Aum.
56:04Aum.
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