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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:19Oh my God.
17:21Oh my God.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas.
17:42A year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine d'Auvenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage.
18:11The brainchild of Lalu Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain
18:20as living beings with their own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love,
18:27and let's face it, are there any unpretentious enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:34At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss,
18:37as long as I could find a way out of here.
18:39Oh!
18:40Oh!
18:41Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:57Oh!
19:00Oh!
19:03Oh!
19:14Oh, my God.
19:20Cole?
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh, you made me drop!
19:48There's no way in hell I'm coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:54Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry, I mean, no.
20:00I didn't know you were coming.
20:03They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:34I shit you not.
20:39I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:42It's eco-friendly.
20:43We'll take your temperature, check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you
20:47go.
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results
20:57right to your doctor.
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
21:01I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:02I partnered with Lux House MT.
21:05These are going retail for $30,000, and I'm in for 20% when I'll spend on a dime.
21:10I'm telling you, man, this, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:17I didn't give you a head.
21:17Oh, Cass is not doing that for you?
21:19Hey.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:25Hey.
21:26Hey, cool.
21:27Cool.
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it.
21:31It means a lot that you're here, really.
21:33It's not making a big deal about it.
21:35Yeah, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru.
21:39That's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah.
21:44I'm glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet?
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
22:00That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:04I am seven figures over a budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:21Question is, why are you not?
22:24You make a good point.
22:35What the fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Yeah.
22:42Right.
22:43So.
22:44Oh!
22:46Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:49It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:52You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:53Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh!
22:57Good.
22:58Oh, come on.
22:59We've got it.
22:59Okay.
23:03Do it.
23:04Come on, choke up.
23:05Okay.
23:05Oh.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Okay.
23:16You, uh...
23:17Oh, break.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20How?
23:20Oh, see.
23:21Okay.
23:22Knee.
23:24And straight.
23:24Hold up.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:31All right.
23:31Now, she is going to take away everything you care about.
23:34Everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you going to do?
23:43Hunter?
23:45Hunter!
23:45Hunter!
23:47Hunter!
23:48Come here.
23:49Yeah?
23:49Come here.
23:51Yeah, uh...
23:51This is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:53He's a madman.
23:55He's a madman.
23:56He's a madman.
23:56You gotta hear his groove.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:00What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09It's okay.
24:09I'm a great boy.
24:10Anyway.
24:11Well, keep an eye out for you.
24:15Mushrooms.
24:16You want?
24:18No, no.
24:19I'm good.
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it.
24:30Come on.
24:37It'll be cool.
24:39I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:42He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:47That guy's an artist.
24:48I'll share your casks.
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:57Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and
25:01blah, blah, blah.
25:03I think at some point, it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it.
25:07These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be the sum total of their lives.
25:12Their futures were already written.
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:17Scotch.
25:18Cigars.
25:18Smoked meats.
25:19Custom golf clubs.
25:20High-end escorts.
25:21Entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation of rich, middle-aged men.
25:37Coop.
25:39Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah.
25:45I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai.
25:48That's a big move.
25:50Congrats, Coop.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Thanks.
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
25:56We should talk.
25:56Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:59What about my investments at Bailey's?
26:00Should I be getting out?
26:02I would.
26:02No.
26:04No.
26:05No.
26:07No.
26:10No.
26:13No.
26:21You don't know how you move me
26:26Deconstruct me and consume me
26:31I'm all used up, I'm out of luck
26:35I am so struck by something in your eyes
26:41That is keeping my hope alive
26:44But I'm to myself when I look at you
26:48Something so beautiful and true
26:52The world that's ugly and I lie
26:56Hard to leave and I want you to try
27:00I'm gonna be the same
27:03You don't know how you move me
27:08You don't know how you move me
27:10I don't know how you move me
27:56I don't know how you move me
27:59I don't know how you move me
28:09I don't seem for streaming
28:10Cause they just ruined the world
28:12Wanna be good daughter
28:14But I push my mum away
28:16Wanna be good patient
28:18But my doctor makes me pay
28:20Come on harder
28:22Yes harder, you
28:23What is that?
28:25That's a rape, you're raped
28:40You're raped
28:41Do it
28:42Do it
28:43Hit it
28:43Come on
28:45Better
28:47Better
28:48Better
28:48Yes
28:50Yes
28:50Yes
28:51Yes
28:52Whoa
28:53Whoa
28:54Whoa
28:54Whoa
28:54Whoa
28:55I could rest all the pain
29:06Keep it deep inside
29:09I can grasp all things
29:13But I need some time
29:16If the grass grows greener
29:21On the other side
29:23If you want
29:26I'll be waiting
29:27But I need some time
29:31Give me two more days
29:34I love you
29:40Hey
29:43That was really great
29:44Thanks
29:45Can I buy you a drink?
29:47I drink for free
29:48I'm part of the deal
29:50Okay, well
29:52Can I
29:53Buy myself a drink
29:54And keep you company?
29:55Mm-hmm
29:56I'm Tom, by the way
29:57Oh
29:58You seem like a good guy, Tom
30:00And with exceptional shoulders
30:01But
30:02I'm gonna level with you
30:03I'm a bad bet
30:04That's cool
30:05I know where all the exits are
30:10Hang on
30:12Hey, kid
30:13What's up?
30:14Hi, Angel
30:16Wait, no, no, no, wait
30:17Slow down
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa
30:19Slow down
30:19Where are you?
30:31Hey, man
30:31You know where Hunter is?
30:34Huh?
30:37Don't do drugs
30:42Come on, man, I gotta pee
30:43What's up?
30:50Lenser
30:51Meali
31:11Hey, man
31:13You got room for one more?
31:16Okay
31:16Come on, man
31:29Oh, fancy.
31:33What did you take?
31:35Stem and a cap.
31:37Oh, wow.
31:39You still tripping?
31:41That depends.
31:43You're sitting in the bathtub?
31:50Nobody ever sees me.
31:53You know, I don't know why.
31:57I guess that's just how I am.
31:59I've gotten used to it.
32:01But today, with the band, they finally saw me.
32:06And it felt good.
32:11And then I blew it.
32:14I get it.
32:15I have been there.
32:19I'm still there.
32:22Kind of live there, actually.
32:24We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
32:27We're afraid to be seen, but it doesn't mean we don't want to be.
32:30Or need to be.
32:32Maybe that's why we're musicians.
32:34It's a chance to be seen.
32:36I will cut a bitch!
32:38Fuck off!
32:40Come on, hurry up!
32:45Anyway, in this particular case,
32:46I don't think you have to worry about anything,
32:48because whatever happened out there,
32:50those kids are so damn stoned,
32:52they won't remember tomorrow.
32:54You think so?
32:55Yeah.
32:57You ready to go home?
33:00Yeah.
33:01Okay.
33:04Well, um,
33:06you're gonna have to get up first,
33:07because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing.
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good-looking.
33:21I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
33:24I would.
33:25Yeah, I know you would.
33:26Would she?
33:29Touché.
33:29That's some serious hardware.
33:31Let's check it out.
33:34There you go.
33:37Look at that, baby.
33:39You can hold it,
33:40you just can't put it with your finger.
33:41Why not?
33:42Because you didn't win a fucking championship,
33:44now did you, Peter?
33:58Damn, Paul.
34:00She's something else.
34:01Something's not bad, huh?
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04That's nice.
34:05It's just a waitress at one of your restaurants?
34:08It's always good to have a bullpen.
34:10How about you, Dom?
34:12All those young waitresses.
34:13Chef must get first pick.
34:15Come on.
34:16It's not worth the fallout.
34:18No?
34:19Kat and I have got something pretty great.
34:24I really need to get divorced.
34:27Hey, how's that going with Sam, by the way?
34:30You guys gonna be able to avoid a whole legal thing?
34:33Not likely.
34:34She's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck.
34:38That bitch is trying to clean me out.
34:39I made her a generous offer,
34:41but her bullshit attorney's convinced her
34:42she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
34:44I'll tell you what.
34:46She's not gonna get it.
34:47Jesus, Paul.
34:47Give it a rest.
34:49What's your problem, Coop?
34:50She's the mother of your children.
34:51Why you gotta talk like that?
34:52I guess we're just built different.
34:54Nick, there's fucking the mother of your children,
34:56and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine.
34:57Just keep it civil.
35:00That chiseling whore is trying to clean me out.
35:02Would you fall?
35:03I don't know.
35:04If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
35:06with that tiny, sad little dick of yours,
35:08maybe she deserves it.
35:09Motherfucker!
35:13I'll fucking kill you, Paul.
35:14I'll fucking kill you, Paul.
35:16I'll fucking kill you.
35:18Oh, Jesus.
35:20Woo!
35:21Okay.
35:22Okay, everyone.
35:24Now it's a party.
35:25You know what?
35:27A thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me.
35:30Yeah.
35:30Who's feeling lucky?
35:31Me, me.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Let's go downstairs.
35:36You know the definition of a baller.
35:41That's me.
35:42C-H-I-N-T.
35:44Tell them why.
35:45Let me explain to you.
35:46I'm a baller.
35:47Say, boy.
35:48High roller, baby.
35:50Baby, baby.
35:51Shy call a dog.
35:53That's right.
35:53Ain't nobody getting crazy.
35:55Driving crazy, baby.
35:56You a hater.
35:58You a hater.
35:58Why you trying to play that baby?
36:01Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
36:03Ain't nobody getting crazy.
36:05I'm a baller for real.
36:06Girl, I know you do the nasty.
36:08I can tell when you walk past me.
36:11And you're probably looking flashy.
36:13Earth things on your mind.
36:14Just ask me.
36:15I know my earth related to the waski.
36:18Wabbit.
36:19Carrots all in it.
36:20Jazzy, it's a habit.
36:21Oh, whole world's my cash.
36:23Outside, I got a Vans and J.
36:25Hopefully, like me.
36:27Come on, man.
36:28Come on, man.
36:29Oh, man.
36:32Tonight.
36:33Access denied.
36:35Not today, motherfuckers.
36:37Not ever.
36:38Not in my house.
36:39All right, who's next?
36:40Any takers?
36:41Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
36:44Jerry, okay, okay.
36:46Enough of that.
36:48Jerry, you played D1, didn't you?
36:49Sure did.
36:50Okay.
36:51Hope you brought your A game.
36:52All right, 100 bucks on Jerry.
36:5410 to 1.
36:54Who's got it?
36:55I'll take that action.
36:56Oh, man.
36:58Come on, Jerry.
36:58All right, here we go.
36:59Oh, my God.
37:00Come on.
37:01Oh, you're going to post me up, Jordan?
37:03Is that the plan?
37:04What do you think is a pick-up game of the life?
37:06Give me that.
37:07Cookies!
37:08Come on, man.
37:09Give me that.
37:11Cookies!
37:12Give me that.
37:13Give me that, Jerry.
37:15Yeah, I'll play defense, too.
37:17This is what the people want.
37:19Come on, Jerry.
37:20This is what the people want.
37:24Oh, fuck!
37:25Oh, shit!
37:27Oh, fuck!
37:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
37:28God damn it!
37:29Oh, shit!
37:30Oh, shit!
37:31I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:32Hold on, let me just check it.
37:33Oh, fuck!
37:36Hey, call 911.
37:38This is bad.
37:39I'm going to walk it off, man.
37:40Fuck!
37:41Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
37:42Oh, I hate seeing shit like this.
37:45Don't touch.
37:45Oh, shit!
37:48Oh, shit!
37:49Oh, shit!
37:52Oh, shit!
37:56Oh, shit!
37:56Oh, shit!
37:57Oh, shit!
38:00I can handle Paul fucking someone half his age.
38:03I mean, it's shitty and cliche and pathetic.
38:06But he's enough of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him.
38:11But it's the recklessness of it.
38:14I mean, that's what pisses me off.
38:17I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
38:19The winter has herpes?
38:21No, I have no idea.
38:22I'm just saying, theoretically.
38:24Theoretical herpes.
38:25Um, anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid.
38:30I mean, one day soon he's going to wake up, he's going to look in the mirror, and then he's
38:33going to realize that whatever his damage is, it's still there.
38:39And also, after cheating on me God knows how many times, he's lawyering up as if I'm the one who
38:45committed the crime.
38:46I mean...
38:49I guess I have it easier with Coop.
38:52Well, yeah, it's not really the same.
38:54I mean, you're the Paul in your equation, right?
38:57What?
38:57No, I'm sorry.
38:58I'm not trying to say that you're, like, Paul.
39:01I just meant that you're the one who had the affair.
39:03I mean, not that I'm judging you.
39:05I mean, far from it.
39:07I'm going to stop talking now.
39:08Oh, my God, I'm Paul.
39:09No, you're not Paul.
39:11No, you're right.
39:11I am the one who cheated.
39:16But that was after years, years, of just trying to get Coop to pay attention to us.
39:29To me.
39:35No matter what I tried, the chasm between us got wider and wider, and at a certain point, there was
39:41nothing I could do.
39:43So you fucked one of his best friends.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47Wow.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49It's the brownies.
39:50It's the brownies.
39:51It's not because I beat the shit out of you just now.
39:54What?
39:55Oh, my God, that is so cute that that's what you think happened.
39:57And that's really delusional.
39:58If they hadn't stopped me, I would have pushed you right through that wall.
40:01You're so crazy.
40:02I could kick your tight little Ivy League ass so fucking fast.
40:05Are you kidding me?
40:06What?
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07Look at my guns.
40:07What guns, bitch?
40:09That is...
40:10There's nothing.
40:11Look at it.
40:12Feel it.
40:13Feel it.
40:13Let me feel it.
40:14Is this...
40:14Can I just...
40:15Ow!
40:15Ow!
40:16Oh, my God!
40:17Yeah.
40:18Hey!
40:18Hey, Mel.
40:19Oh, my God.
40:20Hey, what the fuck are you getting so fast?
40:23Can you...
40:24What the fuck?
40:31No!
40:32Oh, come on!
40:34Tap out!
40:35That's not a tapping at work!
40:38Ow!
40:40Oh!
40:40Oh, my God.
40:53I started disappearing.
40:56Becoming, like, one small part of his life
40:59instead of the thing that mattered most.
41:02It was like he only had so much space in him,
41:04and I just wanted too much of it.
41:08Well, I don't think Coop has that space in him.
41:15Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
41:20You have a lot of pent-up aggression.
41:22You really need to get laid soon.
41:26Yeah, I know.
41:30All right, I gotta go.
41:35Yeah, me too.
41:43Do you want to talk about the bag of cash?
41:45Nope.
41:50You ever look at something you've been staring at for so long,
41:55you suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
41:59What are we talking about?
42:03My life.
42:09Oh, shit.
42:14Fuck, Barney!
42:19I am so sorry.
42:21That's a prototype!
42:23I am so sorry!
42:26If you're in the market for metaphors,
42:30look no further than a man vomiting into a $30,000 toilet
42:33that isn't connected to any plumbing.
42:39Though, once you get into a certain frame of mind,
42:42everything in this town is a fucking metaphor,
42:45which can make it really hard to figure out what,
42:47if anything, is real.
43:17Have a good day.
43:21Hey, Hunter!
43:33Hey, Hunter!
43:50hey you hey i stopped by your house saw ally she said you'd be out here
43:56she's living with you now yeah she's going through some stuff i didn't want her to be alone
44:01a lot to take on well i'm all she has she has me too coop i hope you know that
44:12nick says you're not at bailey anymore yeah i'm uh starting with a new fund out of the uae
44:18less oversight better upside just like that it's time for a change you're at bailey for a long time
44:24yeah well you were with me for a long time weren't you okay cool don't worry you'll get your checks
44:29oh fuck you what do you want from me huh what tell me you've just become impossible to talk to
44:36yeah here you are still trying to do it i've been thinking about getting a professional coach for
44:43tori it's about a thousand a week i just want to jump in a fight i am her coach and
44:49she works here
44:49with eddie she's doing just fun i'm talking about a professional you're talking about one of nick's
44:52guys huh this isn't about nick this is about what's best for tori the next few months are critical and
44:57you know how badly she wants a chance to play for princeton she doesn't need a professional coach
45:02at the very least she needs someone who shows up i show up no coop you come around just enough
45:07to
45:07convince yourself that you do shit okay we're not having this fucking conversation again and again
45:12but you damn well better show up for her you understand anything else
45:41you got a lot of watches here mr sprerling why would a thief take only bill one
45:46that one alone is worth 225 grand so the thief didn't want to be greedy the fact that the
45:55other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it who misplaces a watch that
46:01expensive i don't know maybe the same person who buys one what you got a picture of that watch
46:10yes and ownership papers i'll be right back
46:17you got a beef with this guy just trying to help him find his watch you think we're actually
46:21going to find it i don't know but we're going to make it a priority really no not really
46:44the paper clip now wired to the battery pack will act as a tensioner now keep your tensioner
46:51slotted in position only a centimeter in don't force it the wreck may as well be a pinbrick
47:01now introduce our voltage
47:06and if that doesn't work there's always brute force
47:18my shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that i was stealing from the guy who slept
47:23with
47:23my wife
47:27but i didn't have a shrink what i did have was a youtube tutorial
47:32nick championship ring and the notion that all things considered i was getting pretty good at this
47:44or not
47:51well
47:55uh
47:58for
47:59oh
47:59i
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