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07:16mel hey ron marley how are our perfect grandkids did you hear tori won her tournament he did we
07:25heard all about it congratulations we're so proud it's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32you should come to her next match invite us and we'll come oh i'm sorry
07:36we assumed your son had invited you it's fine tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture
07:43i told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50what chaos she didn't mean chaos pretty sure she did
07:56what chaos marley you know something i don't know i'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02no you're not
08:06i think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13she didn't mean any of that the way it sounded oh yes she did i guess what i meant was
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25these people are assholes there's no getting around that but you work in a profession that
08:31tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course and i know it sucks having to put on your suit
08:36and
08:36go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job but ultimately you and i are in sales coop
08:43sell ourselves you know what they say trading sucks sales swallows is there any way you could
08:48postpone this lecture i just ran into harvey ratner i will pay you to stop talking with what
08:55the ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new cio ratners i'm not
08:59dead yet am i i know it's not ideal but right now more than anything we need you back in
09:03the game
09:05i just need to take a beat you're already taking a beat you can't take a beat from taking a
09:11beat
09:11what are you worried about i paid your bill yes a brown bag of cash don't think that isn't keeping
09:18me up at night i need you back at work cool you need you back at work i think what
09:24i need
09:25is a little hiatus sure or and i'm just spitballing here maybe that will leave you well and truly
09:35fucked now is not the time for a hiatus now is the time for a solid low-level panic you
09:42heard
09:42massey god only knows how long this loss we will take nice of you to join us sorry sorry
09:48jesus head after oh no you know the old timers already beat us the first tee sorry i got waylaid
09:55by my fucking contractor you know if the man could work as fast as he bills me we'd have been
10:00done
10:00months ago our last renovation almost ended the marriage are you married i hadn't noticed fuck you
10:07how far over budget are you oh you mean there's a budget someone should tell my wife grace does have
10:12an eye tell me about it there brad did i hear you fired your housekeeper i had to my richard
10:21mill got
10:22stolen how do you know she took it i don't for sure but she was the only one who had
10:26access besides she
10:27was getting way too comfortable it's a good excuse to you know bring in some new blood that watch is
10:38a
10:38serious piece of hardware any chance it might be recovered maybe if the cops gave a shit which they
10:43don't the detective thinks i just misplaced it like like i'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million
10:50dollar watch so you told the cops yeah i needed a police report for the insurance nice so you're covered
11:01sure i will get a fat check but it's a limited edition piece irreplaceable lisa has an uncle
11:08works in the diamond district you can probably get it for you on the gray market you can ask her
11:12about it mel's birthday i think gordy
11:17what guys i'm invited that's fine seriously yes you see
11:25there you go barney
11:35hey
11:35hey do you look up here these days now report oh yeah let me pull it up
11:54well thank you
11:57you you you owe me it's your turn yeah
12:04i said i don't know what to do
12:09all right we cover the tables at the bar the dance floor over the pool so we'll do a whole
12:13indoor
12:14outdoor thing with seating for 150. what can we do about that we have comfort months don't ask
12:19hey come on we gotta hit all four floors here i want a full permethrin spread i want vinegar seals
12:25the
12:25worst okay we could do a flower wall hide that whole section or we could build a board wrap of
12:32some kind
12:34what do you think notorious why not both more is more i know more is more
12:39what's going on here hey it's the almost birthday girl you weren't supposed to be home yet
12:46melanie jane rubin rubin catering an event nice to meet you nice to meet you told you i didn't want
12:52a party i don't sorry okay hey hey come on mom you can't cancel now nanomhops are going to be
12:58so
12:59disappointed you called my parents in boca it was going to be a surprise i'm finding out my parents
13:04are not coming here why not but come on it's gonna be great mom dan is totally not racist
13:09anymore remember that uber driver she told us mom that's why i'm calling that is that that is not
13:15happening oh good okay go go she'll come around that's what my dad said i'm sorry about this i think
13:26nick nick and i just um had a miscommunication well i can tell you he is going all out for
13:35you
13:36i wish my husband would think more like him oh how long have you two been married
13:51a lot of shopping bags in your closet half of them are returns oh and lily needed a new saddle
13:57and equipment for horseback riding what's wrong with her old saddle this one's for dressage apparently
14:02our daughter has a very strong seat oh i know it's a compliment but it just sounds like an insult
14:12why what's wrong i think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending
14:18just for a little while hey are we okay no we're just a little cash crunch we're fine good
14:27because um we can always return the spectre
14:34or um i don't know i guess i could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:48better
14:55let me see it on again oh no no
15:14who is jack black
15:20hey want to watch a movie
15:24no gig tonight private event come on we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films you know
15:32there's no literal dragons in any of those movies right that's disappointing what is sos
15:39are you using your chest as a bowl yeah that's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47disgusting disgusting what the fuck is that probably mom with a vacuum cleaner
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions worse than the kids coming who's alice cooper
16:07what are you doing here i need to talk to you
16:15i shouldn't be here and yet here you are massey's in jack's pocket what massey was in jack's office
16:21today yeah i gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me he's my lawyer
16:26this didn't
16:27look like that what did it look like like massey's in jack's pocket there are laws against that did you
16:33pay a retainer sign a contract you said it could back to me shit are you sure think of everything
16:40you
16:40know about jack and massey
16:45hire someone else yeah i really wish you wouldn't
16:52what's jack giving you what for all this what's jack giving you what
16:58a higher floor tracks you'd fire me if you knew i was here i know i appreciate it
17:07i'm gonna go
17:11well uh thank you for coming by you must be wishing you never met me oh
17:20it was a fun weekend
17:25it was
17:57it was
18:00who was that
18:01fucking everybody what's going on with you
18:13god
18:16give me a second
18:18yeah hey ready
18:23yeah uh yeah i mean sure okay i'll i'll be right there great
18:34i gotta go
18:43when elena said she wanted to be partners it turned out she meant immediately so now i would be committing
18:48felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife which if nothing else was a
18:52pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control on the other
18:57hand it was never a bad thing to have some backup it was never a bad thing to have some
19:00backup hey
19:01what car is this snakes or errands
19:06nice touch
19:09what's that what's that wi-fi jammer
19:12kills the cameras you've got gear right tool for the right job
19:38are you sure about this
19:39are you sure about this are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about the jewelry not about the panther it's from her ex-husband audrey told me that she
19:51kept it out of spite in a divorce she never wears it how does she know that audrey knows everything
19:56turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing and there was almost nothing about us that
20:01they didn't know they were a social network like any other supporting each other covering for each
20:06other spreading information like currency across the neighborhood these women moving quietly and
20:11unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in whatsapp groups and weekly card games
20:21and elena she was at the center of it all
20:26we did four jobs in two weeks all surgical all clean all thanks to elena everything was where she
20:32said it would be and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while if ever
20:42so
20:46i
20:48i
20:48i
20:48i
20:50i
21:06i
21:07i
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:06Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15What's a family dinner?
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction? He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:24Ludo.
22:24Hey.
22:27Hey, I thought you were not going to come here.
22:31Hey, Charlie, stay hazy.
22:34No, you're not going to pass it.
22:37This is George Clooney.
22:39Is your boyfriend?
22:40No, I didn't know my boyfriend.
22:41Cook.
22:42This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How are you doing?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business, Associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No.
23:07No way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay.
23:12Just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved involved.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pillan, Echo es una abogada de su trato.
23:35A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece, sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo de Chivo.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:05Tú debes hablar con Chivo.
24:09Cinco mil por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:13¿Qué?
24:16¿Qué?
24:21¿Qué?
24:22fee internally so maybe we could put a pin in that and maybe we can sidebar can you
24:38thought i saw a dominican republic flag back at your cousin's house is that where you're from
24:42yeah when did you move here i was uh 23 my parents wanted to get me away from some bad
24:51influences oh what kind of bad influences keeping it vague huh what does it matter i've been here 12
25:01years and look at me now robbing houses with a banker it's a hedge fund but whatever you can use
25:09a housekeeper i have a service it comes twice a week oh getting ripped off so you know you never
25:20did tell me why you didn't turn me in that night at nicks i wanted in well yeah but why
25:29i mean look if we're gonna be partners we might as well know at least this about each other
25:36i've been cleaning houses 10 years i know women who've been doing it into their 70s
25:40and for what what do they get
25:46at a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut is a bigger crime than the actual crime
25:51but what's the end game bringing my parents here for starters i know an immigration lawyer might be
25:57able to help with that you make it sound like all i have to do is sign the right forms
26:02there's a lot of money to get them here takes even more money to keep them here and
26:07giving them a life fair enough and then there's jibo getting in trouble faster than i can get him out
26:14you wouldn't understand i don't know if you're right about that
26:18i just moved my sister in with me in here yeah and you're okay with that yeah i mean you
26:24know i don't
26:25know you get used to living with people there's a presence even if they're not in the same room
26:31or if you're asleep an empty house just feels different more like a tomb you know and then you
26:39start looking for any excuse to not come home and that i can tell you from personal experience
26:44leads to some very poor decisions i should get your money
27:06you're cut from the last two jobs
27:11you're gonna count it
27:15i trust you no you don't not yet anyway
27:19i'm gonna count it when i get home
27:21that's what i would do
27:27thanks for a vehicle
27:32you sure about hector
27:34you sure about any of this
27:39okay so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up
27:43next week
27:45i would have been married 11 years
27:49are you tempted to reach out to bruce again no
27:56i do wonder what he would have gotten me
28:00as a steel anniversary or turquoise the internet is divided
28:06how did it feel in your body to think about that
28:11heavy
28:13in my legs
28:16like i'm stuck in the mud
28:21i heard hold me now by the thompson twins on the radio on my way to a gag
28:25that was supposed to be our wedding song
28:28and um
28:31and i got through the whole thing this time
28:33usually i have to cut it off after the first verse
28:38and did you make it to the gig
28:39i did
28:43and
28:44they offered me a
28:46a regular slot
28:47that's terrific
28:50how did andy react he must have been proud
28:52i haven't i haven't told him i haven't told anyone
28:54it sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art
29:01you were rewarded for it
29:03can you let yourself celebrate that
29:06historically uh things don't go so well when i celebrate
29:10let's talk about that
29:13elena picked a target and hector came through with our first five thousand dollar alarm code
29:19two
29:19four
29:20two
29:20three
29:21oh come on
29:23come on
29:28after my man
29:29you could sound a little less surprised
29:32i'm sorry it's just a little nerve-wracking
29:37elena is there a dog here
29:39died last month they made lorelei handle the burial
29:41thank god
29:42i mean not thank god that's awful
29:46god handle the burial that's rough no pun intended
29:53how does that compare to what uh nick makes you do
29:56well that's easy plus he's barely home anymore
29:58yeah thanks for that
30:00shit sorry
30:01but isn't this bitter act getting a little old
30:04you're telling me you never cheated on anybody
30:06never
30:06wow really
30:08it sounded a little less surprised
30:12okay
30:14i think i found it
30:15okay so we're looking for anything or a mess
30:18mrs hicksdale's associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season birken
30:22color ways so she's too offended to wear any of the bags
30:24anything on the island is fair deal
30:26uh there's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the hermes birken
30:32named after singer actress jane birken they're handcrafted in france by an elusive cabal of
30:37craftsmen trained in centuries old equestrian trade techniques
30:41using only the highest end leather exotic animal skins stitching and hardware the birken is the crown
30:46jewel of any woman's handbag collection the rub is you can't simply walk into an hermes boutique
30:51and buy one you've got to play the hermes game which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry
30:56and accessories aka birken bait just to get wait listed for the privilege of spending upwards of
31:0150 grand for a bag and you thought hedge funds were there's another alarm why the
31:08fuck is there another alarm hello uh try the house code there's no fucking keypad where do i find a
31:14keypad do you know it's got to be there somewhere wait wait wait i got it i got it i
31:17got it hold on
31:18hold on hold on hold on hold on holy shit
31:23coop it's not working it's not working
31:25coop it's not what do i do get out of there
31:33what kind of security system is this
31:37jesus christ
31:44coop where are you get out of here yeah i don't think i can do that why not because they
31:49got
31:49another dog
31:50i don't
31:52hey hi
31:57you want a treat
32:10going up front
32:13do not come up front
32:14do not go off front
32:15i don't really have the choice
32:23cool
32:26leave it
32:30take the back
32:37where the hell are you
32:39i'm on the street
32:40go run east
32:41which way is east
32:44how the fuck am i supposed to know
32:47i don't know where i'm going i don't know where i'm going
32:53tell me where i'm going
33:04there are cops everywhere just be careful okay
33:11okay
33:12fuck
33:13okay
33:13okay
33:14shut it
33:16uh
33:18uh
33:20uh
33:21uh
33:22uh
33:23uh
33:24uh
33:29uh
33:35Oh, my fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey, hey, I got a knife to get back.
33:40Come on, come on.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46Hey, we see you, stop.
33:52Coop?
33:54Hello?
34:17Okay, okay, okay.
34:18Try to let's, try to let's.
34:20Okay, try to let's.
34:22Okay, try to let's go.
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:57Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:17It's so gorgeous.
35:21Hey.
35:22Hey.
35:22Hey.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh yeah, sorry.
35:25Just like look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:37What?
35:43What?
35:45What?
35:45What?
35:48What?
35:48What?
35:48What?
35:49What?
35:49Oh, there you are. Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:58Beautiful.
36:00Um, bar. Now.
36:03Oh, now.
36:04Oh, you're going to see it.
36:07Oh.
36:10Wow. Yeah.
36:12You know.
36:19A melatini. Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini. Very dirty.
36:26That's what the melatini is.
36:28Tell me what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really? Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh, yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Yes, I know.
36:45Right.
36:47Oh, oh, okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53We were here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we paid them enough.
37:01I paid them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh, you should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're proving your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:22Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for, okay?
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fuck it now.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay, do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me a phone.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on Bordash.
38:06Oh, you fucker.
38:06Okay, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31Yeah.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shot.
39:24Double, please.
39:25And we don't have Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:27You won't have to tell us.
39:29Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:31Here we go.
39:32See.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:36Okay.
39:36That's my girl.
39:37Oh.
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Mellie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:48Please?
39:48We haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of it through her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please.
40:02Don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay.
40:16Come on.
40:18Right there, girl, then.
40:18Right there, girl, then.
40:21Right there, girl, then.
40:22Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:24Come on.
40:25Come on.
40:26Come on.
40:28Come on.
40:42Hey, sir!
40:43Hey, sir!
40:46Hey!
40:47Hey, sir!
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you gonna do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try. And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least. Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay. She was a former colleague. She came by to drop some things off at the house. She never even
41:56came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:00Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are. Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:24Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm gonna pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:39You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry. Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong or are you gonna stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52Okay, all you get is slack. Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me. My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad. It was your job to fight for Mom for us. Okay, you were the
43:14only one who could and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22It made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know. Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, it's your thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Oh.
43:48Hey.
43:49Hey, you came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Hey.
43:59Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Oh.
44:04You went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello.
44:08Hello.
44:08Justin.
44:14Yeah, you came here.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16News, Mel.
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Woo.
44:32Come on.
44:33Come on.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:41Yay.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:45Yay.
44:46Yay.
44:46Yay.
44:47Yay.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:00Woo.
45:02Woo.
45:03Woo.
45:03Woo.
45:04Woo.
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25Thank you very much.
45:25Thank you so much.
45:25So everyone, raise your mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:32Woo.
45:37Woo.
45:38Woo.
45:39Why don't you say something?
45:40Well, see.
45:41Woo.
45:43Woo.
45:47Woo.
45:47Woo.
45:52Woo.
45:53Woo.
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people
46:17that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:22Literal tears.
46:24Um, yeah.
46:25Clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:31Nick.
46:36Strong ass Jim.
46:39Um, that's a very tough act to follow,
46:42but I'm just going to steal this stool here
46:45from the, sorry, from the DJ.
46:48So,
46:52I would like to,
46:53I would love
46:55to play a song
46:57in honor of the birthday girl.
47:01Oh, and, uh,
47:04I will be playing weeknights
47:05at the Tap Ale House
47:07if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:16Love, love, love.
47:19I have a picture
47:24pinned to my wall
47:27an image of you and of me
47:31and we're laughing
47:33We're loving it all
47:38But look at our lives now
47:42All tattered and torn
47:47We fuss and we fight
47:49and delight in the tears
47:52that we cry
47:53From till dawn
47:55Oh, hold me now
47:59Oh, my heart
48:05Stay with me
48:09Let it down, let it start
48:12Let it down, let it start
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now
48:38Hey
48:41You okay?
48:48Each year's a marriage
48:51You never once asked me that
48:55Well, for what it's worth
48:57I wish I had
49:02Oh
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these
49:14in stores, though
49:16But this
49:17I happened to get
49:18in Hunter's room
49:19Oh, well, great
49:22Please
49:22Don't worry about him now
49:23Worry about him
49:24when he gets better
49:25at hiding it
49:25Tell that to your mother
49:26She chewed me out
49:27in the supermarket
49:28the other day
49:28for being a bad parent
49:30I think that's just
49:31her way of
49:32saying she misses you
49:35Maybe she's right
49:38Maybe we are
49:39fucking up our kids
49:40Well, she would know
49:41she set the industry standard
49:42of terrible parenting
49:44Coop
49:45Okay
49:47Maybe we are
49:48fucking them up
49:49But please
49:50give yourself a break
49:54Whatever we have done
49:55to
49:56started way before
49:58the divorce
50:14So
50:14To answer your question
50:15I'm not okay
50:19Nothing feels real
50:21to me anymore
50:25I'm numb
50:25all the time
50:29I miss moments
50:30I can't ever get back
50:31every day
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My God
50:38I'm a terrible
50:38fucking therapist
50:39right now
50:40You're not a terrible
50:41therapist
50:42No, no
50:42Trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46I fuck up our kids
50:47I gotta fuck up
50:48everybody else's kids
50:49It's you
50:49No, it's good
50:50to have goals
51:01Feels like I've been
51:02angry for so long
51:03I thought I was angry
51:04at you
51:04but
51:05now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17You hide it very well
51:18Yeah
51:30You ask if I love you
51:34Well, what could I say
51:38You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those
51:46games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08Oh, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:35Oh, warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:52Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get that list
53:12It's on the list
53:13It's on the list
53:17It's on the list
53:18Oh, my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:25That loving star
53:30That loving star
53:32Oh, oh, oh, oh
54:09Oh, oh, oh
54:59Oh, oh, oh, oh
55:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
55:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
56:02Oh, oh, oh, oh
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