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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:21What if I drop the price?
04:49There's a truck.
04:53you lou who's asking oh uh sorry lipschitz sent me i'm lou
05:04how do you know lipschitz we just met met where in a bar a synagogue a.a meeting where
05:11oh his shop uh i'm just i'm trying to sell this we're going in back rocco come on let's have
05:22a look
05:37go upstairs and watch tv while puppy does business
05:47okay yeah so my uh my wife just thinks it's too showy too showy no
05:56is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you're gonna buy the watch you're gonna analyze me i can
06:02do both at the same time i'll give you 65 for it lipschitz was gonna give me 185 then he
06:12sent you
06:13to me you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here
06:1895
06:23we don't get men like you in here very often you're what a trader stockbroker
06:30whatever the point is you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches you assign value out of
06:37your
06:38ass your skill isn't selling that value to other rich schmucks now here you are selling me something
06:45you can hold in your hand this is new to you you don't understand this market but you still think
06:52you can negotiate it that's not savvy that's stupidity maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you've said now we can do business i'll give you 60
07:10you just said 65 deal you got me back to my original price some negotiator
07:35a paper shadow in a house of stone the wooden flag of a drifting dream boat i never knew how
07:47to do it
07:47how far the ride was gonna go till i look back at the smoke you can't keep up with the
07:56johnson
07:59don't want to
08:00don't want to run for the roses
08:03i got my pocket of poses
08:09sometimes i wonder why sometimes i wonder why
08:14i just don't want to run for the roses
08:19don't want to smell the dying roses
08:24i got my pocket full of poses
08:29i don't keep up with the choices
08:53i'll help me
09:07it's time bud
09:11it's time
09:12good morning
09:13we're late
09:14hey
09:15did you text your dad back
09:17are you kidding
09:18just text him back please
09:19for me
09:20yeah
09:21hey
09:22hey
09:23hey
09:24hey mom
09:36my thong has impregnated me
09:54she's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58it was just a selfie
09:59i shared it with my boyfriend then he shared it with his friends
10:03who
10:03i dropped out of robotics club
10:05tell me what happened
10:07you can't make me talk
10:10no look he comes downstairs with flowers
10:13he planted the biggest
10:14salopiest
10:15most hungiest kiss on me that you've ever experienced in your life
10:20mark
10:21and my mother went off on me
10:23like she usually does
10:24i guess i just proved her right for like
10:26a thousandth time
10:28well now wait a minute
10:29can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car
10:35yeah
10:36i know
10:38is that the first time you've ever done something like that
10:41first time i got caught
10:42huh
10:44did you know the owner of the car
10:45no
10:46it wasn't like that
10:48why'd you do it then
10:49i mean you may not know
10:50but i'm just wondering
10:53what was going through your head
10:56it's like
10:57i get so angry
11:00it's not really angry
11:01it's more like
11:02this energy
11:03and it builds up
11:04and it's just inside me
11:06making me anxious
11:08and it gets to the point where i feel like i'm vibrating from all of it
11:11and
11:12if i don't do something
11:14i'll just explode you know
11:18and then i
11:19break a window
11:20and
11:21key a car or something
11:23and
11:24it's like
11:25it just seeps out of me
11:27and i can breathe right again
11:29and
11:40we all have a dream
11:41some nirvana we picture
11:43that place we want to get to
11:45that will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:46success
11:48happiness
11:49peace
11:50for me
11:51it was westmont village
11:52with its seven and eight figure homes
11:54rolling lawns
11:55and exclusive clubs
11:58but i was starting to suspect that my dreams
12:00had been every bit as full of shit
12:01as the rest of me
12:25the oak wood country club
12:26hundred grand a year buys you the privilege of paying forty percent above market for every salad burger coffee and
12:31cocktail they serve
12:33but if you don't join
12:34it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you
12:37it's the age-old economics of social extortion
12:40but seeing it for what it was
12:41never stopped me from falling in line with all the other suckers
12:45nice
12:47oh
12:48he's making me work a little
12:49why is she hitting my nick
12:51cuz you're late
12:54well
12:55tennis is my thing
12:56can you please just
12:58not have him do that
12:59here we go
13:00okay it wasn't planned coop you just never know when you're gonna show up in the tournament's tomorrow
13:03she's doing fine
13:05she needs to get her utr up to a nine for princeton to even look at her
13:09i thought she was at a nine
13:10she's an eight seven
13:12she's doing two consecutive matches with those four or five star recruits at this thing
13:16well how is a basketball player gonna help with that
13:18he was here
13:19he was here
13:20on time
13:25alright
13:26let's go
13:28hey
13:31hey coop star about that just trying to help
13:33yeah yeah yeah if i hear if anybody needs their wife fucked i'll let you know
13:40all right
13:40let's just do some network huh
13:42coach tells us not to rush the net
13:45well
13:45he's right
13:46except when he's
13:48not
13:52okay the tournament is tomorrow it's not the time
13:55it's basic tennis
13:56come on let me show you
13:57hit it
13:57hit it hard
14:06you okay
14:08nice
14:08good one
14:10i punched my boyfriend in the balls
14:13okay well it's still worth it
14:15hey tori
14:17hey joss
14:18good luck tomorrow
14:19you too bitch
14:23i thought you two were friends
14:25yeah we are but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team
14:28well look on the bright side maybe she won't get into princeton
14:30maybe i won't
14:32now you're just being stupid
14:34come on
14:35back to the baseline
14:36let's go
14:41from the moment i laid eyes on you
14:43this is what i said i said i see it
14:46and i like it
14:48and i want it
14:49yes i do
14:52i need it
14:53to make me happy
14:55oh baby
14:56yes i do
14:57mean you
14:59from the moment i laid eyes on you
15:02this is what i said i said a beautiful sight to see
15:07things with you and nick seem really good huh
15:09they're fine
15:14still early days
15:15early days
15:16he's practically living with you
15:18what no he isn't
15:19i send him home all the time
15:21i'd like to have my bed to myself
15:23i'll send him to me
15:24i'll keep him in the garage like a mower
15:26i'll take him out when i need a little trim
15:28what does that mean
15:30marie and i joined his gym
15:31yes yes
15:32great glasses
15:33great
15:34i prefer equinox
15:36that's cause mel needs her space
15:39doesn't she
15:40shit
15:41guys
15:42what
15:42paul's here
15:46oh dear
15:48is that the waitress
15:49yeah
15:50in the flesh
15:52literally that's all her flesh
15:54i do not believe you brought her here
15:56should we rule about that
15:58fuck her
15:59yeah fuck her
16:00how old is she
16:00sixteen seventeen
16:02twenty four
16:04her name is misty
16:05god
16:06i was gonna guess savannah
16:07but
16:09misty trucks
16:10yeah
16:12well you've been to his places
16:13all his waitresses are some version of her
16:16hey hey hey hey
16:17what
16:20present company excluded of course
16:23yes
16:23it's fine
16:24it's fine
16:25he picked me fifteen years ago
16:27back when i wore bikinis like that
16:28don't even sam
16:29you are hot as fuck
16:31and when you say you're ready
16:33we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelors
16:36oh
16:37oh yeah sounds
16:38you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with
16:40okay
16:41so what do you know about dick
16:43thank you guys but uh
16:44she can have him
16:47and you can have his money
16:48hey
16:49hey here here
16:54weekend brunch at the club
16:55where you'll find great food
16:57good company
16:57and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism
17:01it's not like i'd never noticed
17:04but i guess now i was seeing it differently
17:07hey guys
17:08how's it going
17:09who
17:10are you joining us
17:11uh unclear
17:12have you seen hunter
17:14anybody
17:14no
17:15he's around here somewhere
17:16jake
17:17hey
17:18hey
17:19fuck
17:21hey there jake
17:23how are you buddy
17:24mr cooper
17:26sorry about the other day
17:28he kind of caught me by surprise
17:29yeah
17:30i was pretty surprised myself
17:31yeah
17:32i bet
17:33well i hope there's no
17:36lasting damage
17:38and uh
17:38more importantly i hope there's no hard feelings
17:41sure no hard feelings
17:42good
17:43great
17:44come on sit down have some lunch
17:45yeah jake come on
17:46hey
17:46how's that
17:47i'd like it better if you meant it
17:48well i'd like it better if he kept his pants off
17:50okay
17:51understand me
17:52come on
17:53all right
17:53if you see hunter please tell him i am looking for him
17:57thank you
18:00hi there
18:01oh hey
18:02how are you
18:02well i'm still mad at you
18:04i know
18:05but to be honest i can't exactly remember why
18:06oh fuck
18:07hey hey i'm kidding
18:08kidding i'm kidding
18:09sorry
18:10sam come on
18:12i'm sorry about the other night
18:13i was preoccupied
18:14well normally i'd stay mad at you a little longer
18:16but paul brought his damn waitress
18:17and i'm feeling vulnerable which is really pissing me off so
18:20yeah
18:20did you see what she was wearing
18:22you know i didn't notice
18:24that's because she's wearing so little of it
18:26point is
18:27i need to feel sexy really damn soon
18:29so i'm gonna give you a pass
18:30well i'll make it worth your while
18:32damn right you will
18:32hey girl
18:33hey guys
18:34how's it going
18:36hello ladies
18:37brad
18:38jules
18:38how's it going
18:39hey coop what's new and exciting
18:41oh god
18:42same old same old
18:42how are things at the bank
18:43ah there shouldn't be a few bricks
18:45about the rate hikes
18:46but
18:46we'll see the way through
18:47please guys
18:48spare us the shop talk
18:49chelsea i saw you hitting earlier
18:51you're looking very strong
18:52oh
18:52thank you mr cooper
18:53i saw nick hitting with tori
18:55you uh
18:56bringing the big guns
18:57huh
18:58coop
18:59he's the big gun honey
19:01he played for princeton
19:03did i know that
19:04it was a lifetime ago
19:05well i'm predicting
19:07our daughters make it to the final again
19:09like wow
19:09sure what do you think
19:10that's the smart money
19:12hi
19:13how are you
19:14hi
19:15good everybody
19:16happy weekend
19:17hey honey
19:18how was the pool
19:19mmm
19:20great
19:20speaking of smart money
19:22i pulled a lot of strings to get you that three yankees interview
19:24come on it was a bullshit job
19:26and that bullshit job could have been yours
19:28look
19:29you've been shunned my friend
19:30and before you can get back to where you were
19:32you gotta get a foot in the door
19:33i opened the fucking door
19:35i'm not gonna sing for my supper party
19:36see if you're saying that
19:37you're in six months
19:39i think you're just worried about your five percent
19:41damn right i am
19:42along with about forty thousand in unpaid invoices you owe me
19:46i'm just saying
19:47yeah well
19:47i'm just saying
19:48i gotta go
19:50you just sat down
19:51i know i gotta go
19:52hey
19:54oh
19:54hey dad
19:56are you high
19:58no
20:01barely
20:01i'm sure
20:02it's fine i just took one hit
20:04rein it in
20:06you are too young for this shit
20:09weren't you gonna get the drums
20:12it's a long story they're at my house
20:14well can we go get them
20:16you can use mom's car
20:20actually that's a pretty good idea
20:21you know what i have an errand to run first and then we can go get the drums
20:25deal
20:25okay
20:26um why don't you go and switch cars
20:32can you do it
20:34oh she's gonna freak out if she thinks i'm high
20:36well if you can't do the time don't do the crime
20:40go get it
20:40come on
21:07how'd that go
21:08better than expected
21:09yeah here you're gonna need that
21:17what the hell is that
21:19have you not seen the ashmobile yet
21:22it's next
21:23you're very proud of it
21:26i bet
21:28cause i like it like that
21:30cause i like it like that
21:31cause i like it like that
21:43thank you
21:45those people at these
21:49you know how to squeeze
21:55my gas could not be because
21:58too thin so deep
22:00he went inside, it's back
22:03and you're loving me
22:08Let's get back.
22:13Hello, hello. Come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out. I'm just asking.
22:26That place was falling apart. We're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:32Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly the Ritz.
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:36I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:38Why keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore?
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
22:44No, of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seemed so hell-bent on screwing up your lives.
22:56Jesus, fuck.
22:58Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No, the blue were. And we're out.
23:05Oh, you still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop-in shop. He has those two adorable kids.
23:47He has gorgeous skin tone. It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered. And I just couldn't help
23:58thinking how things would have been if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:03You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know. I'm not blaming you. Just saying.
24:15Change of plans. We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute. What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room, made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:24All right. Come on. Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grammar really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room, Ellie.
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe.
25:01But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:04I'm not there that much anywhere.
25:12Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways. It's creepy.
25:26Sorry. Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great. Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please. I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me,
25:37and then we'll get you set up someplace else. All right?
25:39Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
25:41And whatever else you think you might have fucked up,
25:44you've always been an above-average brother.
25:47I'd be lost without you.
25:52Oh, God.
26:00Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands.
26:03Um, you gonna be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:07Go. Maybe life.
26:09All right.
26:10Clean your shit up. Put it away. Come on.
26:1480-some-odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler and immigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner in upstate New York,
26:21just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:30And now, Herschel's empire, which fed his family for almost a century,
26:34would fall to the vagaries of New York state divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:41Uh.
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry. What the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think.
26:50And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's... it's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Hey.
27:06Hey, touch my arm.
27:09Oh, God.
27:10Oh, God.
27:12Oh, God.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Fuck.
27:15God.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:19Oh.
27:20Hey.
27:22Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:28Uh-huh.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It's... sure.
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you, and...
27:45we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God, no.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels?
28:00And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him, pity her.
28:10Mm.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:20She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:26Well, I thought I could stay at night.
28:31You know, I could leave before my kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:37I could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:43Oh.
28:44About, um, home organization and, um...
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah, and then, um, you have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03You can have a luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:35No?
29:36Okay.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:42Do you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
30:03I know.
30:04It's okay.
30:10Yeah.
30:12Yeah.
30:13What?
30:15Yeah.
30:24Yeah.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Yeah.
30:30Yeah.
31:33Why?
31:44I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy. Where are we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay. Get in bed. There you go. Let's tuck you in. There you go. Okay. Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon. Where is it? On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah. There it is. This guy, huh? Yeah. Okay, Belle. Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy. Sure. I'll be right here. Okay?
32:46Be right here. We'll go. I'll see. Okay. There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle of the night,
33:03tucking in someone else's kid,
33:05when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life without actually going anywhere.
33:26Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning. I was having trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, so I went out and I got all
33:38of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding. I have milk. I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52So, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:59You're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie, from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:41Mm-hmm.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s, starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups, and you have no idea what the
35:21fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know, I always figured I was older than you.
35:38Your terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
35:53Yeah.
36:01Yeah.
36:06Yeah.
36:12Yeah.
36:16Yeah.
36:17Yeah.
36:19Yeah.
36:20Yeah.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
36:32I knew that because I knew exactly where they were.
36:40And I knew that because I was supposed to be there too.
36:56Out.
36:5830, 40.
37:10Bingo.
37:19Bingo.
37:32Hello?
37:36Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank,
37:39and she could out-deal and out-drank most of her male counterparts.
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blueblood
37:45whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf
37:51and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid
37:57who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
38:00on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:02Good night.
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton and flyback function goes for
38:53upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match. Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That worked, yeah.
39:45Look like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:49They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0830, all.
40:22Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:29Seriously?
40:31Okay.
40:31I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:34You were stupid.
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me?
40:38She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter, I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me you have to apologize to.
40:51Okay.
40:52So, can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06Howdy, girl.
41:11Howdy, girl.
41:20Howdy.
41:31It was a strange new feeling being around someone when you had just been in their house going through their
41:36things.
41:37when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it.
41:52Yes, yes, yes!
41:53Yes, yes, yes!
41:56That a girl!
41:58Woo!
41:59Yes, yes, yes, yes!
42:02I'm rushing the net!
42:04Yeah, it's basic, kind of.
42:06Yeah, come here.
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me $65,000 with no questions asked,
42:17and in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey, Bronco, right?
42:24Lou here?
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32Nah, it's that white guy.
42:34Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:36Okay.
42:56The negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:05We're shoving you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:20Let me guess.
43:21You lost the papers for this one, too.
43:27Go home, negotiator.
43:29What?
43:29No papers, no deal.
43:31Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:33Now I'm telling you.
43:34Quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:45Fuck, you want to pull a fucking knife out in the air?
43:49Jesus.
43:51No, even a piece of shit, Donnie!
43:54Fuck you!
43:54Fuck you!
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56But guys, just pull my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, you can't make fucking ring!
43:59Fuck you, Rocco!
44:00He's 200 short.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man!
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down the goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou, look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my mother's ring.
44:28Now tell me you won't be back.
44:31Come on, Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:51Yeah, yeah.
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10You're still here.
45:16Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:20No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:52Fuck!
45:54Fuck!
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:54I'm sending you a plate number.
47:24I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
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