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Sex Education By My Best Friend Englishsub Film
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58You're so hot.
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So...
00:03:02In that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot. I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:57Hey.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:46Oh, no!
00:07:46Oh, no!
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, he must've feelin' the eyes, yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you, something happened and I lost the game I thought I'd never see
00:08:09you again. I think it's time we call this what it is. And what is this? What I think it
00:08:17is,
00:08:17is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me, as more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God. I honestly want that more than anything. You're my soulmate. I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo. Wait, really? Yeah, get ready.
00:08:46Okay, no face. Just the boobs. Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless. All the kids do this. You'll love it.
00:09:03This lighting hates me. Come on, Hayley. Confidence. You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay, yeah. That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh my God, seriously? Hello? Anyone? Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me! We're trying to be survivable, are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like
00:09:35that.
00:09:36Get out. Now. Fine.
00:09:38Ow! Damn it!
00:09:44Wrong.
00:09:46I don't know.
00:09:52I don't know.
00:10:00I don't know.
00:10:03I don't know.
00:10:04I don't know.
00:10:06I don't know.
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:13I don't know.
00:10:13I don't know.
00:10:15I don't know.
00:10:15I don't know.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I'm a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:24How are you doing?
00:12:26Let's do it.
00:12:26Let's go.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:04Strip.
00:13:04Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:06Strip.
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:34no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:36no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:38no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:58Stop it.
00:14:00Oh, my God.
00:14:01Oh, my God.
00:14:02What?
00:14:02What?
00:14:08What?
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:14Shhh.
00:14:19Shhh.
00:14:20Shhh.
00:14:21Shhh.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:25Shhh.
00:14:27Shhh.
00:14:31How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Haley.
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44Well, after school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:49No.
00:16:51No.
00:16:56No.
00:16:57I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24What?
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family
00:18:02is safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:07It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:56I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:59Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:07Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:29You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:33Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:45I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:59Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:07Pick out your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:33I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:39Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:46Got it?
00:20:47Let's go
00:20:55Uh, thank you
00:20:58Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12My boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you got into it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:33So
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand it, though
00:22:05I understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see
00:22:14Why you touch him like this
00:22:26If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:39Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow like you, too?
00:22:56I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:10I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:05We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:32You need to see me in style
00:24:34Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:24:49Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:03Oh, you
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:58Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Uh, I did well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:02So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28I'm not, sorry, not by that bad
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32Where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:35Maybe try something new
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:50That was my first kiss
00:26:54My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:15You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:36I think you know much I want you
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:07She was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:39How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:48Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57What do you gotta say?
00:29:58Get out of your bro
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17Right?
00:30:18Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:19And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey, what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:58I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:15Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:19You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh, my God
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is guacamole wizard
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:15I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:29My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:40Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh, my God
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:01Cool, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cool?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:25We're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:33To prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:40With me
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:43With me
00:33:44We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business
00:33:48Like, forever
00:33:49So
00:33:50How romantic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone living
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dance list
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:22Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:38What are you doing?
00:34:40Jeez
00:34:41God
00:34:47Here, I'll get it
00:34:48I know
00:34:53Oh
00:34:54You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Haley, I
00:35:17I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because
00:35:29I
00:35:29Pay attention to what you like
00:35:32I
00:35:32Noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just
00:35:39Just don't go
00:35:39I'm gonna shake
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:20Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21All right, I promise
00:36:22Yeah
00:36:22Yeah, really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:28And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:32Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:44So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:46You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:04Here, I
00:37:05Oh, shit
00:37:06Look
00:37:06Oh, shit
00:37:08Oh, shit
00:37:09Oh, my God
00:37:23Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit
00:37:32It's Principal Stephens
00:37:33I've got to save Cole
00:37:34I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh my god! Principal Stephens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Call me. What are you doing here?
00:38:09I came to keep you company.
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:16The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:27No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:13No.
00:39:29Sorry!
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jet!
00:39:34What?
00:39:35It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:16Oh, please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey!
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means, it means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:03Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17Thank you!
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, my God.
00:42:50Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:55Oh, my God.
00:42:56I can't believe it.
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle clamor's messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:33Oh, my God.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:59Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:12What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone.
00:44:16I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:32I don't know.
00:44:32No, that's fine.
00:44:42No, that's fine.
00:44:47Why don't you have to go back in?
00:44:48Stop it, stop.
00:44:49Stop it, stop.
00:44:49Stop it, stop it.
00:44:52I thought I'd say to Jenner at some time.
00:44:54Mm-hmm.
00:44:58James.
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:00I don't know ifelle's all about you.
00:45:00Like, have you got me?
00:45:01now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:11property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:17this shit could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what
00:46:21it could be who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her
00:46:28to prom
00:46:29what i'm not over my dead body oh because you like that hailey girl i'm firing her mother right
00:46:36now no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having
00:46:42a party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:54come on you big coward message him
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:21humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this alia just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey hailey i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:19hi hey vax your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:23it's just my parents blood honey you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:31is there a fire
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:50:22are you him
00:50:24would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:27okay cole is not him
00:50:29anyways we are going to the prom together
00:50:32no i'm not
00:50:33yes you are
00:50:34it's okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:38hmm
00:50:38so you too
00:50:39this whole time
00:50:43oh
00:50:43oh my god
00:50:45i am such an idiot
00:50:46hey wait
00:50:48wait
00:50:51hey wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets
00:50:55you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:59jen was doing just fine
00:51:00i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:02then what were you trying to do
00:51:03i guess you
00:51:04obviously
00:51:05the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:07i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:10what about guacamole wizard
00:51:13what are you
00:51:22who is that
00:51:24just the devil
00:51:27get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole
00:51:32get in the car
00:51:34dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and please introduce yourself to
00:51:37haley
00:51:38i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:41hi mr opens
00:51:42so
00:51:43you're the scholarship trash
00:51:45that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:48well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:50my son
00:51:50is gonna marry a good girl
00:51:53from a respectable family
00:51:54and that's not you
00:51:56you
00:51:56will be forgotten
00:51:58you're a maid's daughter
00:51:59and your mom works for me
00:52:02stay away from him
00:52:03or i swear to god
00:52:05your mother
00:52:06is fire
00:52:07dad stop
00:52:08don't you touch my family
00:52:11i'll stay away
00:52:13haley come on
00:52:14you don't mean that
00:52:17i hate
00:52:17everything you stand for
00:52:19i hate your greed
00:52:21and your callousness
00:52:22and your elitist ideas
00:52:23of what you think
00:52:24a good person looks like
00:52:26i hate everything about you
00:52:28i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want
00:52:30any part of it
00:52:31so cool
00:52:33go with your dad
00:52:45no laptop
00:52:46and no phone
00:52:47for a week
00:52:48ever since mom died
00:52:49you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51haley not that's real love
00:52:52why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:54i promised your mother
00:52:55i would make you a success son
00:52:57even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi haley
00:53:08i'm emma
00:53:09i know who you are
00:53:11right
00:53:11i just felt kind of bad
00:53:14that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life
00:53:16so
00:53:17i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:19goodness new
00:53:24oh wow
00:53:26thanks emma
00:53:28okay bye
00:53:33one down
00:53:34one to go
00:53:36you're so cool
00:53:37i know emma
00:53:38wanna go to prom
00:53:40why not
00:53:42let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:49hi mr edmund
00:53:50hi max
00:53:51and max's friend
00:53:53sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:55cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is
00:53:58but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00what can i say max
00:54:02actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no
00:54:06cole is grounded
00:54:07well that really sucks
00:54:09because
00:54:10he's uh
00:54:11also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16cole
00:54:16my son cole
00:54:18reviewing budgets
00:54:20he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:24and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:27so we can get back to his very important
00:54:29and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:41go away
00:54:44max what
00:54:46what are you guys doing here
00:54:47happy birthday cole
00:54:49i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:52just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:54what what's going on
00:54:55dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:59you can be together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game
00:55:02and tell the girl who you love
00:55:03who you really are
00:55:05no
00:55:06i'll tell her myself
00:55:08stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:19mom i'm fine
00:55:20i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door
00:55:31wait what
00:55:33he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:53and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i can protect you and your family
00:55:59so you don't have to choose
00:56:15i understand that this changes things
00:56:18if you don't love me the way
00:56:20you love guacamole wizard
00:56:21but
00:56:24look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:43i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean
00:56:45this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:49and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:53you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean
00:56:56i
00:56:57i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes
00:57:03i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:09you're hurt me
00:57:11you're really fucking hurt
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:17one of those things i said we could do
00:57:21you never know
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:27yeah no don't worry
00:57:50okay so
00:57:52what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55what do again
00:57:57i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:06i'll take that as a one
00:58:12what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no
00:58:17i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:22no i'll just
00:58:22i'm just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute
00:58:27no more
00:58:28stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:33same
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know
00:58:37i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:39okay
00:58:41but the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but jay kind of
00:58:50gave me to the show
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:53i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh
00:59:19i might have
00:59:20gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:36mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:39cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:45mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole
00:59:48you are a big pro
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:15okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:32my god hayley
01:00:33you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46i do
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:06thank you
01:01:07thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:01:56pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:10his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:14don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:19i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:23jen's crazy
01:02:26who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:31what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:56i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:24oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:32all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path
01:04:11and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy pride
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:32i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:35that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:41i love you galakuin
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47oh my god I have a nigga
01:04:51thank you so much
01:04:53LIKE A K leur marriage
01:04:54thank you so much
01:04:58i got really good
01:04:59thank you so much
01:04:59and of course it's arrogant
01:04:59but that's right
01:05:01well
01:05:01but
01:05:02that's kind d
01:05:02we don't
01:05:03think that鹿
01:05:04we and that's
01:05:04how
01:05:04it's like
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